Master engineer: "What do we have to use to get into the fortress? Steel-pressured battering ram? Giant dwarf siege towers? Cannons? Gyrobombers?" Thorgrim: "Naahh..."
number one reason why I love the Dark Elves : they manipulated the Dwarfs into harboring a false grudge, and then they sat back, relaxed, and cracked open some boys with the Cold Ones as the absurd arrogance of the High Elves and the insane spitefulness of the Dwarfs escalated into a world war
@@TheKolboShow it was like the first fucking time that a dwarf thought before killing everything, and then the high elfs, being stupidly arrogant, cut their bears and sent them home in pathetic conditions. Must be the biggest face palm ever in Warhammer
@Malekith the Witch King I think he’s trying to curry your favor by regaling the masterful strategy against the dwarfs that incited the War of the Beard
Imagine this: You are a young man from the border prince that were drafted to defend Akendorf after the local government tried selling water diluted beer to the dwarf, which promptly earned you city a place in the book. You stand on the walls as the ladders make contact. You expect an army of angry dwarves to climb up the ladders and charge you at any minute. Instead you just see a small gold object levitate up in your line if sight, as it continues to rise you realize it is the tip of a giant golden throne, until the massive throne levitates over you and your regiment. On the throne sits a dwarf with a huge white beard wearing some kind dark glasses and wielding a giant axe. He looks down on you and then says "that's a grudging" and swings his axe. The axe don't even reach beyond the throne, but the sheer air pressure blasts away 1/3 of your entire regiment. He then floats down into the courtyard on his throne and randomly kills the cow pet of the local Prince, makes a mark in a giant book and then floats up and away back to Karaz a Karak.
@Char Aznable just guessing but maybe because Chadgrim doesn’t speak for all dwarfs (and how spread out they all are) while Finubar definitively rules the magic donut (despite total war’s seeming civil war on said magic donut). As I recall he’s also not very total wary and more keen on politics, trade, and diplomacy than even typical Asur. Plus dude is often out doing sea-faring stuff so maybe we’ll see him in 3 leading the HE colonies of not-indonesia/oceania
@Char Aznable I actually like that idea. Would make it more interesting that the donut squatting the Asur typically end up doing in my games (and make it easier to indirectly impede them if playing an enemy faction)
Dos enanos super borrachos de bugmans andan por la calle: -Oye tu, NO HAY HUEVOS a subir al rey thorgrim con su trono... por unas escaleras de asedio.... - QUE NO? Aguantame la bugsman ...
Everyone is talking about Thorgrim, but damn, those thronebearers not only can climb a ladder with the throne, but keep it completely level. Freaking professionals. Why can't I find help like that?
I think I have to stop using mods, something went wrong
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DIFF3R3NT CLOUD
CHAD
Fool i killed him in turn 69 ween playing as green skins
"Grudges rains from above!"
They overcome the grudge against the ladders
No, it went gloriously right.
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TARRIFF PLEASE DO SOMETHING WITH THIS ONE!!!!!! XD
Idk whats funnier him climbing the wall like that or that the beastmen apparently had the fort
We all know the answer
And I agree
Both I'd say.
Hey, come on, don't be mean. You know beastmen can't even spell fort.
The goblins ran away and the beast men squatted in their place. Thorgrim to chad for gobbos.
I was about to comment something similar lol, excellent
The ladders didn't want to be in the book.
Real chads don’t walk, they have people to walk for them.
Greasus is a giga chad
True lads have magic scooters that doesn't even touch the ground
*GREASUS GOLDTOOTH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
@@HoundofOdin SUS AMMOUGUS
Morghur's first death was him accidentally breaking his neck whilst still in his mothers womb.
Another episode of “Stupid deaths” on horrible histories but its in the warhammer old world
Sometimes perpetuals/immortals die in the funniest ways
Actually, Thorgrim levitates his throne and that gang of little dwarfs needed to hide his immense power
They are actively trying to keep him down so he doesn't fly to the moon
Are you saying that Thorgrim is 6th generation Slann priest?! That goes into the Book and 'G'eomantic 'W'eb will pay for this.
@@Wolfarior Are you implying that Thorgrim looks like an alien frog ? You've just made an ennemy for life !
AKCHUALLY
Thorgrim is better than those frogs and their cheap imitation of Thorgrim's throne.
The runes are clearly too strong.
Arcane winds under control!
He climbed the ladder using nothing but his abs what a legend
Everybody: "Wow, he can fly"
Me: "He clearly hoisted the entire throne and throne bearers up with his immeasurable upper body strength"
Yes
That actually seems possible for his strength.
"The High King moves!"
He sure does!
The misty mountain bgm makes it even more epic
Morghur
"It's an honor to die by your hands, you awesom Dawi King."
Master engineer: "What do we have to use to get into the fortress? Steel-pressured battering ram? Giant dwarf siege towers? Cannons? Gyrobombers?"
Thorgrim: "Naahh..."
Thorgrim... the *highest* of kings, so high even the elves on Ulthuan seem sober
I like to imagine Thorgrim carried himself, his throne, and his four throne bearers dangling from it.
Who made the high king Flyable while poor crow father still walks
Virgin unflying crow father vs Chad flying chariot Thorgrim
Staining the High King’s beard with your orc blood!? THAT GOES IN THE BOOK!
Dwarves killed a Phoenix King for me therefore they are based
Based? Based on what my Lord?
@@zeronatras Beer.
Beer and spite.
number one reason why I love the Dark Elves :
they manipulated the Dwarfs into harboring a false grudge, and then they sat back, relaxed, and cracked open some boys with the Cold Ones as the absurd arrogance of the High Elves and the insane spitefulness of the Dwarfs escalated into a world war
@@TheKolboShow it was like the first fucking time that a dwarf thought before killing everything, and then the high elfs, being stupidly arrogant, cut their bears and sent them home in pathetic conditions.
Must be the biggest face palm ever in Warhammer
@Malekith the Witch King
I think he’s trying to curry your favor by regaling the masterful strategy against the dwarfs that incited the War of the Beard
They say that after a dwarf grudges hard enough, he becomes resistant to not only magic, but gravity as well
Imagine this: You are a young man from the border prince that were drafted to defend Akendorf after the local government tried selling water diluted beer to the dwarf, which promptly earned you city a place in the book.
You stand on the walls as the ladders make contact. You expect an army of angry dwarves to climb up the ladders and charge you at any minute.
Instead you just see a small gold object levitate up in your line if sight, as it continues to rise you realize it is the tip of a giant golden throne, until the massive throne levitates over you and your regiment. On the throne sits a dwarf with a huge white beard wearing some kind dark glasses and wielding a giant axe.
He looks down on you and then says "that's a grudging" and swings his axe. The axe don't even reach beyond the throne, but the sheer air pressure blasts away 1/3 of your entire regiment.
He then floats down into the courtyard on his throne and randomly kills the cow pet of the local Prince, makes a mark in a giant book and then floats up and away back to Karaz a Karak.
Dwarves that carry the Throne: If he can levitate, then why do we carry him?
Thorgrim: THAT GOES INTO THE BOOK!!
"Tarriff is a verified Creator of Creative Assembly".
Ahhh...what...are you actually part of Creative Assembly??
Can't you read? He is their Creator, better yet, he is their God.
He indeed co-op with CA recently and as lord of the all Warhammer memes he deserves it
Does this mean high dwarfs are now canon ?
They do have good artillery
He is definitely high on something if he can do this
"I HAVE SOME SERIOUS BEEF WITH YOU MORGHUR! AND YOUR CASTLE WALLS ARE NOT GOING TO STOP ME EITHER!"
Ladder never stopped a dwarf before, certainly won't stop the King!
When you have a Grudge against gravity
Gravity? They struck that grudge a while ago, it knows it’s place.
Meanwhile.
“Where’s my book mark? I lost my place!
Thorgrim: hang on lads, I’ll get us up there, don’t you worry
Even the laws of physics know not to begrudge King Chadgrim
@Char Aznable just guessing but maybe because Chadgrim doesn’t speak for all dwarfs (and how spread out they all are) while Finubar definitively rules the magic donut (despite total war’s seeming civil war on said magic donut). As I recall he’s also not very total wary and more keen on politics, trade, and diplomacy than even typical Asur. Plus dude is often out doing sea-faring stuff so maybe we’ll see him in 3 leading the HE colonies of not-indonesia/oceania
@Char Aznable I actually like that idea. Would make it more interesting that the donut squatting the Asur typically end up doing in my games (and make it easier to indirectly impede them if playing an enemy faction)
"Now look what you've done! You bled all over my favourite beard!"
with every upload my iq decreases
If Thogrim was in 40K the Tyrannids would’ve never eaten the squats
The Durins Song remix makes is 200% better
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "High King"
Beastmen? In the walled settlement no less? Modding went to far...
You absolute mad lad. I didn’t know how you were going to milk the beastmen meme in this but you did it.
What's funnier for me is that Thorgrim is voiced by the actor for Daddy pig in peppa pig.
You know he's a chad when he uses a hortative subjunctive: "Let them come"
Man, Thorgrim the Chad-bringer doing it with Misty Mountains remix playing in the background? Color me impressed as fuck lmao
Pov you're so CHAD that you can defy the laws of physics and levitate
Thorgrum will lift a golden throne, four fully armoured dwarves, and the weight of every non dawi sins (and a few dawi ones too just to flex)
Morghur: "I- I can't believe it! We actually conquered a settlement! Finally the Gods are smiling upon us- why do I hear CHAD music?"
Thorgrim? More like Chadgrim
Does anyone want to talk about the Beastmen having a fort?
Could be a rogue army
!!!!!! Y O U K N I F E E A R !!!!!!!
Dos enanos super borrachos de bugmans andan por la calle:
-Oye tu, NO HAY HUEVOS a subir al rey thorgrim con su trono... por unas escaleras de asedio....
- QUE NO? Aguantame la bugsman ...
This....this....Is far beyond the perfection...
just his throne-bearers like "ALL TOGETHER LADS! ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO"
The fact that it is remix of Misty Mountains Old makes it perfect
The music is perfect
The "High King"
It's a drip or drown world out there & Thorgrim is floating!
The King commands
A ladder obeys
One cow put down...
but the pasture... remains full.
Those Thronebearers must have gromril spines if they can carry the throne and climb those stairs.
Duuuuude this Is the funniest shit you've done yet, watched alot, mad respect
Thorgrim The Bloody-Bearded gives no damn about the laws of physics.
Physics does not want a page in the book
This is madness!
Madness? Hein?
THIS IS THORGRIM! (dwarf shield bonk MP3)
He's called HIGHking for a reason
The best part about this is the remixed version of the Hobbit dwarves singing
Imagine having to use your own legs to walk, this post was made by the mount gang.
Thorgrim's pimped out jazzy chair
Every dwarf gangsta until Queek come
I see Thorgrim has been taking lessons from the Slann
Hey bro, thanks for using my remix 🙏✌
i wish he rotated 90 degrees so the dwarfs carrying him used the ladder and he was just laying in the throne on his back like a real chad
Very High King
Warhammer Dwarves woulda kicked Smaug's ass
Lmao i thought this was somewhat more serious than usual and then we get this THE MIGHT OF KARAZ A KARAK. xD
"Chadgrim Grudgebearer"
First it was the cow noise, now we got a new classic = a bat sound + cow noise
Admittedly if I were some empire solder and saw that coming up the wall I'd run very very fast
He has one of those elevator thrones
That's one less grudge on you, Tariff
he dosent go up ladders, ladders go up him
Cow vs Beef 🐂🥩
This is the power of the Grudge. I am Inevitable
Just so you guys know, the High King is not allowed to sit on any seat except his throne. That's why it is movable.
He is missing his Supreme gear. Cant be a proper chad without it
Misty mountains as background music was a nice touch.
👍
Using misty mountains cold I see, best dawi theme song even if this one is a remix.
Stop bullying Morgur :( he doesnt deserve this
If I hadn't seen it myself I would have said you've gone zaki!
To the skiiiiiiiies! See Thorgrim rise!
The High King has a new meaning
He ascended
This may be the funnest thing I've ever seen
Taking the express way to battle, I see.
Thorgrim only does arm day
Not the sieges, no-no. Cursed all bad, yes. Run-go away fast!
Everyone is talking about Thorgrim, but damn, those thronebearers not only can climb a ladder with the throne, but keep it completely level. Freaking professionals. Why can't I find help like that?
The wonders of dwarven engineering never cease
He has a built in elevator in his throne, so he can slap the shit out of anyone that thinks they are safe on a wall or something
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Tarriff your videos are amazing... please make a slightly longer one
Look at this lad, what a fucking legend!
That is pretty insane on physical force
Is that a fuckin Misty Mountains Cold remix? It really ties the whole video together.
And furthermore none of that nonsense about simply borrowing the time I use to sleep as it is Fing TIME. I can’t get that shit back.