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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @Tarriff
    @Tarriff  4 роки тому +399

    Hey everyone! Thank you so much for 10K+ subs!
    I was planning to make this stocktale parody video as soon as I got 10k subs.
    But it was harder than I expected and I had to make all the pictures/poses.(And yeah it's extremely longer than the previous ones)
    And it is a first time that I make a video in a different style.
    So.. I made it after several days.
    + It won't be included in meme series. It's so long.
    Some Tyrion parts are needed to be deleted due to some policies.
    I'll do my best as I always did. Thank you guys!
    And I will try with this style later if you guys love it
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    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  4 роки тому +18

      + I'll do other legendary lords next time if you guys love this.
      But it will take a loooong time

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 4 роки тому +18

      The only thing beastmen do is be killed in the Start of the game

    • @CommanderBohn
      @CommanderBohn 4 роки тому +6

      BUENO.

    • @JackBadassVevo
      @JackBadassVevo 4 роки тому +3

      i dont wanna be a dick but this one was really really bad. your good at making the short clever vids, so you should stick to your strength

    • @Denterify2
      @Denterify2 4 роки тому +3

      ah so much nostalgia in the soundeffects and music ^^

  • @alvarodebarrio7718
    @alvarodebarrio7718 4 роки тому +652

    Mortal empire also know as chaos and beastmen been bullied by everyone

    • @rstan5981
      @rstan5981 4 роки тому +75

      Dont forget about Norsca becoming all different colors of Ordertide by turn 150

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 4 роки тому +46

      Or the dwarfs declaring on the nearest guy and total warring them to death or submission.

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 4 роки тому +47

      Or archaon being spawn camped

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 4 роки тому +35

      When playing as ikit everytime a beastmen army entered my lands I was delighted. More food and warpstone for make many kill devices, yes-yes.

    • @linhle8294
      @linhle8294 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like Storm of Chaos

  • @AbykakBY
    @AbykakBY 4 роки тому +735

    This is... Strange?... Yep. It's strange. But good. Good strange.

  • @tomasz9429
    @tomasz9429 4 роки тому +588

    Brother, don't eat so much warpstone. Remember what happened to Nagash.

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 4 роки тому +39

      But... I want my rats to have mutations. Gives nice bonus to them.

    • @2Tiny_Ant
      @2Tiny_Ant 4 роки тому +34

      Nagash was weak~

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 4 роки тому +24

      @@2Tiny_Ant stop bragging manfred

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 3 роки тому +3

      Warpstone is good for you, yes yes!

    • @haroldgerken4835
      @haroldgerken4835 2 роки тому +1

      Ikit claw is just built different

  • @Dragoongfa
    @Dragoongfa 4 роки тому +356

    Lots of drugs were consumed at the making of this video.

  • @supert1326
    @supert1326 4 роки тому +363

    What if caos says : "Take over the mortal empires"
    But some Skinny rat bois Says : TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING.

    • @jacekstasiak932
      @jacekstasiak932 4 роки тому +11

      Rather - TACTICAL MOON INCOMING.

    • @alchemispark7751
      @alchemispark7751 4 роки тому +5

      what if you wanted to raze the empire,
      but the elector counts said:
      *( RESETTLE )*
      ( 1407 # ) ( 2500 $ )

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 3 роки тому +2

      @@alchemispark7751 Use more doom rocket. And warpstone. And Skaven breeders. Actually, forget about the doom rockets!

  • @thetomcat_dude1588
    @thetomcat_dude1588 4 роки тому +628

    Warhammer Lore, Chaos : Unstoppable, basically the apocalypse, biggest threat of the entire world.
    Total war Warhammer 2 : just a nuisance

    • @Pedro-zu3uq
      @Pedro-zu3uq 4 роки тому +49

      Makes you wonder how the order tide lost in the lore.

    • @thetomcat_dude1588
      @thetomcat_dude1588 4 роки тому +56

      @@Pedro-zu3uq maybe cause of Mannfred ?

    • @Pedro-zu3uq
      @Pedro-zu3uq 4 роки тому +18

      @@thetomcat_dude1588 Big true

    • @thetomcat_dude1588
      @thetomcat_dude1588 4 роки тому +21

      @@Pedro-zu3uq The most hated Character in Warhammer.... I suppose

    • @Schniedragon88
      @Schniedragon88 4 роки тому +82

      Because GW wanted to end the setting. Seriously, the players in the official End Times campaigns kept playing Order races and beating Chaos so GW had to basically just go "No, Chaos wins" and BOOM Archaon victory and end of world. Total BS.

  • @UnreasonableOpinions
    @UnreasonableOpinions 4 роки тому +220

    Arkhan hitting autoresolve exactly once and instantly losing completely is 1000% the Tomb Kings experience.

    • @viperukyt5698
      @viperukyt5698 4 роки тому +8

      It’s true, it takes forever to do anything but when you get going Arkhan is extremely fun, you just squish people with your Sphinx or suck the life out of the enemy lord as Arkhan

    • @grandmagunsales2125
      @grandmagunsales2125 2 роки тому +4

      Arkhan's kinda made to die. It's a shame when literally everyone else in your DLC is gunning for you when you got lizardmen burning the world from both ends just to reunite with each other

  • @BowserwithaShotgun
    @BowserwithaShotgun 4 роки тому +507

    Honestly the Aracheon part is a perfect analogy for chaos in general. You think it’s just gonna be an army of Men, High Elves, and The French. But then SURPRISE Ikit Claw drops a nuke on you because he realized Friendship is more important. Meanwhile the Dwarfs and Greenskins are busy playing happy slaps with each other and the Dark Elves and Lizardmen do nothing of importance cause their side of the map is forgotten unless you are going for a long campaign victory or you choose to start on that side of the map.
    Also Settra, Settra is there.
    (And for those thinking I am over exaggerating, I would like you to know that this was basically my campaign with Ikit Claw, just with slightly less French people cause I wanted that lovely beach side property.)

    • @CloneDylan
      @CloneDylan 4 роки тому +54

      Ikit Claw teaming up with the ordertide, sounds good to me.

    • @BowserwithaShotgun
      @BowserwithaShotgun 4 роки тому +50

      @@CloneDylan Indeed, turns out Ikit and Balthazar have alot in common :V

    • @caketakeshh
      @caketakeshh 4 роки тому +55

      On the other side of the map, either Morathi and the cult of pleasure is turning Ulthuan into a brothel or Tyrion grabs the sword of khaine and goes feral on everyone.

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 4 роки тому +16

      Fecking dark elves, never actually relevant in my campaigns unless the just happen to meet me out of dumb luck, then proceeded to burn down my port city in my starting Provence, because they’re pricks, and they *always* own all of north America, so they’re str. Rank one, and dec war on me for no reason from the other side of the planet Earth.

    • @probablydio3961
      @probablydio3961 4 роки тому +21

      You gotta love the part where the puppets are having fun until the pissed off looking malekith sails over

  • @therageofafrica7324
    @therageofafrica7324 4 роки тому +383

    I've never seen Warhammer Fantasy so perfectly summarized till now

    • @odindave6506
      @odindave6506 3 роки тому +4

      It's perfection, so accurate it leaves me with taste of sweet and hot beef jerky in my mouth. 9.9/10 with 0.1 margin of errors

  • @gooeygo2515
    @gooeygo2515 4 роки тому +133

    Sword of khaine: *exists*
    Tyrion to sunfang: I don’t wanna play with you anymore

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 3 роки тому +8

      Tyrion: The curse is in my veins. I must reject the call of widowmaker
      Alarielle: OOOOH shiny, look what I found everyone!
      Nakai and Chaos: Goooood. Bring it to me.

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 3 роки тому

      “You simply have less value”

    • @dr.vanilla9017
      @dr.vanilla9017 3 роки тому

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 *Imagine dragon intensities*

  • @da_BemBem
    @da_BemBem 4 роки тому +357

    The fact this all makes SENSE, gives me conniptions. I... I hate how much I love it.
    Also, btw, Beastmen are fun if you do co-op.

    • @changelingman9687
      @changelingman9687 4 роки тому +18

      If you do Beastmen + Chaos Co-op then it makes both games more fun.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 роки тому +6

      Only in SFO

    • @da_BemBem
      @da_BemBem 4 роки тому +16

      Nah, doing Beastmen+Skaven is the optimal way. You have an ally who doesn't mind chaos corruption - it actually helps their public order - and two start near a skaven LL.

    • @changelingman9687
      @changelingman9687 4 роки тому +6

      @@da_BemBem I'll have to check that out. Kazrak + Ikit since they are closer to each other. Or Mallagore +Queek

    • @sympunny8636
      @sympunny8636 4 роки тому +3

      @@da_BemBem yep the ignoring chaos corruption is nice, but also the fact that skaven are fine with colonizing ruined settlements straight up to tier 5 once they've got their under-empire going makes the synergy even better! (i still don't know if i'd want to be the beastmen player though......)

  • @Talon323
    @Talon323 4 роки тому +67

    Ok, to summarise.
    -Franz and Louen fight over marienburg while Gelt is doing Gelt stuff
    -Vampire coast wins
    -Wulfrik tries to invade bretonnia but runs out of money and fucking dies.
    -Ikit nukes the everliving shit out of bretonnia, tilea and estalia before nuking himself aswell
    -Lord kroal casts a spell, winning in the process
    -Grimmgore Iromhide, Wurrzag the great green prophet, Queek Headtaker and Deathmaster Snikch all get their asses handed to them by Thorgrim Grudgebearer simultaneosly
    -Amber
    -Tyrion gets sungfang, then discards it for the sword of khaine instead
    -Manfred finds out what gelt has been up to
    -Arkhan tries to auto resolve a battle, with predictable results (Yes, the arm is Arkhans)
    -Malekith deals with the servants of chaos and the vessels of chaos.
    -Archaon the Everchosen is about to give up the campaing when Ikit suddenly blows up every settlement on the map using the undercity building "Doomsphere", presumably winning?
    -Beastmen were mentioned

  • @micuu1
    @micuu1 4 роки тому +215

    6:01 WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN

    • @smorcknight9547
      @smorcknight9547 4 роки тому +43

      I WILL NOT LIE, YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVING ARE SMALL

    • @SereglothIV
      @SereglothIV 4 роки тому +35

      SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS LIVING CORPSES

    • @Rivender69
      @Rivender69 4 роки тому +34

      BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD...

    • @austingole4861
      @austingole4861 4 роки тому +34

      THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE MAGIC TO ENSURE YOUR CORPSES ARE DELIVERD UNTO MORRS GARDEN

    • @Schniedragon88
      @Schniedragon88 4 роки тому +30

      AND INDEED, THIS IS A GREAT REWARD, EVEN GREATER THAN GOLD

  • @LutherannoG
    @LutherannoG 4 роки тому +118

    I have two questions for you
    1. What were you drinking?
    2. Where can I get one?

  • @x0lopossum
    @x0lopossum 7 місяців тому +2

    I go on annual pilgrimages back to this video because it's so damn good. You should make an Immortal Empires version of this Tarriff.

  • @DarthGolf
    @DarthGolf 4 роки тому +109

    I love the smell of warpstone in the morning, yes-yes.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +8

      welcome-greet to Skavenblight, rat-ratkin! I will-will not lie-decieve you, your chance-odds of survival-life are slim-slim!

    • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
      @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 4 роки тому +8

      But do not fear-fret, your service-sacrifice shall please horned one. Greatest reward it-it is, yes-yes!

  • @balboboogins2511
    @balboboogins2511 4 роки тому +31

    0:05 Franz: *”Mmm yes, lizard people we are here to take your S P I C E S”*

  • @samuelegrammatica6201
    @samuelegrammatica6201 4 роки тому +277

    This is a true masterpiece!
    Also
    Norsca = Bretonnian Colonial land

    • @josephhubbard4332
      @josephhubbard4332 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah what is with that? Everytime Norsca is leounland

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 3 роки тому +3

      @@josephhubbard4332 because theres not a lot for them to do except go deal with the norscan menace

  • @changelingman9687
    @changelingman9687 4 роки тому +75

    Imagine getting multiplayer with at least one person playing every faction group. It would be complete chaos XD.

    • @griveouswithhislightsabers3665
      @griveouswithhislightsabers3665 4 роки тому +12

      This is something I want to see

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 4 роки тому +10

      Or yet even better, have a player for each starting scenario. Even starting with only queek, belegar and skarsnik combination it can be complete chaos.

    • @griveouswithhislightsabers3665
      @griveouswithhislightsabers3665 4 роки тому +2

      @@Olav_Hansen Dude someone should do this

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 4 роки тому +3

      @@griveouswithhislightsabers3665 I think queek has the best chance at winning, it is extremely good at countering dwarves and the skulking stance makes is easy to pick your fight.

    • @sympunny8636
      @sympunny8636 4 роки тому +1

      @@Olav_Hansen sadly the co-op/head to head only allows two people, but agree it would be nice!

  • @chains2660
    @chains2660 4 роки тому +18

    Wulfrik “ we fought the monsters and we became them”
    But you just bankrupt dude lmao

  • @АнтонВолков-д7л
    @АнтонВолков-д7л 4 роки тому +93

    So, to sum it up:
    Brettonia: get Marienburg, confederate 'em all, hire collosal flying chickens (aka the royal air force of Fair Brettonia) and win, do the "fwee awmie cheese" as well, reee! (get your vows twice!).
    {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
    Empire: get all of the elector counts (including Marienburg, reeee!), stack up the fealty and imperial authority, save private dumbass (aka the huntsmarshall), hire your doomstacks (steam tanks with life wizard and warrior priest [itjustworks], and beast mages on griffins with life mage and light mage along them, as well as one warrior priest), discover the legendary hero - imperial Rambo with *Hellblaster volley gun* and win! {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
    Norsca: start as Wulfrik, beat warlords to get'em confeds, don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, hire Mammoth stacks, invade Brettonia, stahp the ordertide and, somehow, win!
    {optional, but reaaly recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money, cuz upkeep costs}!
    Vampire, freaking coast: upgrade your ship and hire 'em Necrofex collosus, reeee! Install the mods and confederate your brethren, reee! Win the game! Have Cylostra sing an epic ---metal--- opera concert for the Phoenix king for 10 hours afterwards! Don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, ree!
    {optional, but really hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
    Skaven (---wtf, dude, there's no rat-men---): Start as Skryre, yes-yes! Cheese the food-food! Get more-more warp fuel! Build-upgrade weapon teams, yes-yes! Get more food-food and warp-warp fuel! Build-upgrade doomrockets! Hire your mighty-scary doomstack (9 ish [maybe less, even 1 is good] plague priests with vermintide, weapon teams and warplock jesails, 1 plaguewind mortar, several artillery pieces [plagueclaw catapults and warp lightning canons approximately 2:1], 1 warlock engineer to boost the range-damage and 1 lord [migty-scary one, yes-yes! {actually, just a sponge for enemy projectiles}] )
    Alternatively: Play as Snikch and thanos snap your enemies out of existence! His doomstack is him with 19 ish assasins (maybe you need a siege attacker)
    Alternatively: wait for the DLC!
    {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money/or help the weak-dependable Chaos, just for fun-fun!}
    ---Very--- High elves: Start as 10/10 lords (Tyrion for newbies, Alarielle for the bravehearted), (Eltharion for the interrogators/'mist' walkers/Cavil the White wolf, Alith Anar for the edgelords and assasins, Teclis for jungle hunters and MMMMAGICK, Imrik for the batshit insane maniacs!), confed like never before, save privates idiot and suicide (Teclis and Imrik), don't autoresolve, hire the Sisters of Averlorn Doomstacks/dragon doomstacks/shadow something (warriors?) doomstack for Anar/Eltharion's bowmen doomstack for guess who, cheese the economy with the Enterpreneur/Administrator heroes, WIN, btw, smash all the chaos invasions near your coastline (usually north, leaving 1-2 stacks there is heavily recommended mid-late game), after you conquer all of the map - disband your doomstacks and hire *A STAUNCH LINE OF SPEARS* !
    {optional, but hella hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
    Lizardmen: Get Lord Croak, hire the 'big dinos with life slaans' doomstacks, confederate 'em all, realize that your legendary lords aren't relevant anymore, WIN.
    Alternative as cult of Sotek: do the same as stated above, but pay no upkeep thanks to the Lottl-bottl spawnling cheese (savescum to get heaps of 'em).
    {optional, but hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}

    • @FireTalon24
      @FireTalon24 4 роки тому +11

      You're missing some:
      Dwarfs ("yes it's spelled that way don't @ me!")- hide in your caves fighting off endless waves of green and rat until you can rain hellfire down upon them from the corner you eternally inhabit
      Greenskins- WAAAAAAGH
      Mors- shrug and accept the ass-whooping you are about to receive as you realize you don't get the lab and you have found yourself stuck between some angry orcs and some very angry dwarfs. Then realize you forgot to defend your home and find Kroq-Gar flipping you the bird from atop Grimlok.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 4 роки тому +4

      @@FireTalon24 who thought clan mors starting position was a good idea?

    • @forsensmotd6795
      @forsensmotd6795 4 роки тому

      @@FireTalon24 Its dwarves

    • @MrChicken1138
      @MrChicken1138 4 роки тому +5

      @@FireTalon24 "guess I'll die-die"

    • @АнтонВолков-д7л
      @АнтонВолков-д7л 4 роки тому +1

      Upd. Wood elves: Git to da zoggin tree u ummie!

  • @hammerhead1410
    @hammerhead1410 4 роки тому +43

    Much warpstone was consumed creating this, yes-yes

  • @The_Almighty_Jimmy
    @The_Almighty_Jimmy 4 роки тому +61

    3:16 Yep, that's a Grudgin'

  • @bigpigeon2384
    @bigpigeon2384 4 роки тому +12

    I have never seen something so incomprehensible and understandable at the same

  • @wyvernharries4788
    @wyvernharries4788 4 роки тому +11

    Dwarf sees any grudge-able action. "WrITe tHat DoWn, WRiTe thAt dOwN"

  • @Manuel-mz8fn
    @Manuel-mz8fn 7 місяців тому +1

    I come back once a year to be shure that this wasnt a feverdream. 10/10

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail 4 роки тому +100

    Norsca, Beastmen and Warriors of Chaos: can we be fun too?
    CA: *HURR HURR ADD MORE ELVES*

    • @potatogeneral4072
      @potatogeneral4072 4 роки тому +6

      I Just started playing The warhammer total war games. Etf is with Grimgor taking over half the map?😂😂😂

    • @potatogeneral4072
      @potatogeneral4072 4 роки тому +2

      Also yeah there's a fuck ton of elves give us kislev for fucks sake.

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 4 роки тому +9

      @@potatogeneral4072 used to be dwarfs that steam rolled the Greenskins and took everything over. Then Grom came along and now da boyz are kicking ass.
      Rogue idolz are tough as hell, and his immortulz banner makes a unit of Black orks immortal so long as they dont lose leadership.

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 4 роки тому +3

      Ngl Bretonnia could use some more stuff, I mean at least Norsca has a fun roster aside from their gimmick, Bretonnia is just Spam knights or peasant mobs if you wanna be memey

    • @Asraeks
      @Asraeks 4 роки тому +2

      @@potatogeneral4072 it depends probably on what you playing as. It either orcs, dwarves or skaven come out on top, then roll everywhere else

  • @Gunny55555
    @Gunny55555 4 роки тому +39

    This with some Kirby music makes this into an interesting experience to watch for sure.

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 3 роки тому +1

      And some Sonic the Hedgehog too. Pretty sure i recognized some green hill zone music.

  • @merwynn5388
    @merwynn5388 3 роки тому +7

    when i first as an absolut warhammer noob stumbled across your vids i thought: damn, what a strange messy vid.
    now deep inside the lore with 100s of hours played in wh 1 and 2 i can only say: what a great humerous way to portrait the game and lore. just awsome.
    keep it up

  • @allisvain123
    @allisvain123 4 роки тому +30

    Man its accurate that Chaos stand no chance at all when they invade, mostly in my games they just get raped in 5 turns or 10 XD

    • @aki9438
      @aki9438 4 роки тому +4

      I use a mod that lets you buff and debuff any faction to make chaos stronger, and a gates of chaos mod to allow chaos and beastmen armies to spawn from towns they raise. I only turn these on if I'm playing empire or something and will face a lot of chaos

  • @poyloos4834
    @poyloos4834 4 роки тому +82

    "Super long video"
    8 minutes
    Shoulda said relative to a memer

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  4 роки тому +22

      "Relatively super long"

  • @alchemispark7751
    @alchemispark7751 4 роки тому +11

    as someone who has played half a lokhir fellheart campaign i can confirm that crying in a corner and being a stronger faction's bitch is a pretty good strategy

  • @Master-Bait
    @Master-Bait 4 роки тому +24

    05:17
    "NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SWORDERINO OF KHAINERINOOOOOO!

  • @AsaelTheBeast
    @AsaelTheBeast 4 роки тому +25

    Most of this is fairly accurate. I will take a slight issue in 6:04 though. These days, it seems like vampires nearly always tide over the empire, and gelt dies fairly early on.

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 4 роки тому +2

      Depends I think. It is like the Green tide . If the Empire or Gelt can get to the late game units before being pushed to far they usually are able to push back and take out the vampires

    • @DoctorDJJones
      @DoctorDJJones 3 роки тому +1

      This is why you play gelt and just confederate franz to do an empire campaign. It's not worth losing the golden boy

  • @belltowersubductions5104
    @belltowersubductions5104 4 роки тому +3

    Poor Thorgrim, surrounded on all sides by faction after faction of enemies from turn one, perhaps doomed from the very beginning to watch as the greentide surrounds them from above and the vermin tide surrounds them from below. Whatever can they do against such overwhelming numbers.
    *Queues up another organ gun*

  • @Sonofanoob
    @Sonofanoob 4 роки тому +5

    Keep up the quality content. I'm genuinely surprised how fire the memes for Warhammer 2 have gotten in the last few months.

  • @anothertarnishedone5960
    @anothertarnishedone5960 3 роки тому +2

    And that's how the rats saved the world. Skaven good guys confirmed

  • @Zakentos
    @Zakentos 4 роки тому +7

    Ah. Amber farming... I just, uh, "absorb" my fellow wood elves. I look at their territories and they ask me for a non aggression pact and I put my massive branched hand on their shoulder and whisper
    "Peace was never an option..."

    • @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
      @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK 4 роки тому +1

      "It's free real estate"

    • @Zakentos
      @Zakentos 4 роки тому +1

      @@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK I mean why the hell would I cripple my potential economy by waiting till I invest literally 30 amber to begin confederating? Always seemed bananas to me.

  • @therasslintheatre2960
    @therasslintheatre2960 4 роки тому +8

    0:56 When you're about to reach Estalia with nothing but Steam Tanks and Hellstorm batteries
    [cue Black Sabbath]

  • @timonlingenberg4789
    @timonlingenberg4789 4 роки тому +20

    Don't mind me, I just imagine, how someone feels after watching this, who hasn't played TWW2 ...

  • @itsjared4845
    @itsjared4845 4 роки тому +11

    I think we might have just pushed Tarriff over the edge a little bit.

  • @probablydio3961
    @probablydio3961 4 роки тому +8

    1:47 his smile and optimism? Gone

  • @darthimperious8661
    @darthimperious8661 4 роки тому +4

    Meanwhile in my Queek campaign i'm sitting in the bottom corner of the map at turn 136 wondering why literally everyone hates me

  • @Micktrex
    @Micktrex 4 роки тому +9

    Kroak part made me laugh. He makes winning easy, but also entertaining.

  • @eriviscale2
    @eriviscale2 4 роки тому +5

    Loved that the Ork bit made me feel like I was high on shrooms lol.

  • @sergi0974
    @sergi0974 4 роки тому +29

    CA: Hits Blunt...
    "So this is Mortal Empires...
    ...Coool"

  • @lonewolf2245
    @lonewolf2245 4 роки тому +7

    Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Not as much of a joking comment this time but, your animations are a godsend to a lot of people and including me during The End Times, I mean, uh, 2020. Looking forward to what you produce next.

  • @SpiceCh
    @SpiceCh 3 роки тому +1

    Playing Norsca on any level above normal difficulty really do be like that lmao.

  • @deadmeme8011
    @deadmeme8011 4 роки тому +5

    Holy shit, that Pokemon music for the Wood Elves had me feeling something mighty nostalgic.

  • @mr.charcoal5426
    @mr.charcoal5426 4 роки тому +6

    This is beyond mortal understanding it belongs here

  • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
    @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 4 роки тому +6

    1:49 tis-is my Rat-boy, Yes-Yes!

  • @jacobchinn8593
    @jacobchinn8593 4 роки тому +1

    Turning models from the left to the right very fast is the purest form of comedy

  • @absolutelyyousless7605
    @absolutelyyousless7605 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine if Sr Pelo voices one of Tarriff’s videos...
    *The possibilities would be endless!*

  • @nvmtt
    @nvmtt 4 роки тому +2

    The part where Louen is chilling in norsca while bretonnia gets nuked in the background, the most perfect moment in the lore..........other than chaos getting spawn camped.

  • @jakthompson9761
    @jakthompson9761 4 роки тому +2

    Settra out here like: Where are my tributes to my majesty!

  • @jackrichey8212
    @jackrichey8212 4 роки тому +1

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been fucked over by Ikit just SHOWING UP in online

  • @tripleduper
    @tripleduper 3 роки тому +3

    2:47 recently finished the Itza campaign, can relate

  • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
    @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 3 роки тому +1

    I play/switch between all the different factions on a regular basis and I still can't tell what half this shit is.
    But the other half I do recognize is 100% accurate.

  • @Meepers26
    @Meepers26 4 роки тому +3

    Me: Gets Mortal Empire
    Also Me: WELCOME TO ESTALIA, GENTLEMEN! SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
    Damn empire is fun

  • @Irimu_
    @Irimu_ 6 місяців тому +1

    I watched this without sound first and knew what was playing...

  • @nasir6r996
    @nasir6r996 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly?
    Too perfect. Especially Norsca and Clan Skryre
    Please keep it up.

  • @QuantumDooks
    @QuantumDooks 4 роки тому +3

    8 minutes of packed knowledge, frustration and fun, this kinda reminds me of a certain type of brownies 👍🏽👌🏽

  • @LordDarthHarry
    @LordDarthHarry 4 роки тому +1

    AS soon as wulfric realised he's broke an ad started....clever

  • @MegaIIxGriimZz
    @MegaIIxGriimZz 4 роки тому +1

    I stumbled into your channel and I gotta say it's underrated

  • @turkmengergin9006
    @turkmengergin9006 4 роки тому +3

    This video contains more epilepsy images than the Crystal Maze of Tzeentch. btw nice Video

  • @snowelfswordsofwinter3328
    @snowelfswordsofwinter3328 4 роки тому +2

    1:42 I know how that feels :( seriously though I don’t play Norsca that much. It’s because How currency works for them.

  • @rao_fruitcake897
    @rao_fruitcake897 4 роки тому +1

    I'm so glad I decided to buy this game cause after playing for a little bit and coming back to this video, being able to understand what is going on is both hilarious and frightening that the factions all actually behave in these weird ways.

  • @Damionscool
    @Damionscool 4 роки тому +1

    Did I just have a stroke mid Mortal Empire match?!

  • @hdrpointer4143
    @hdrpointer4143 4 роки тому +1

    This is easily the single best thing you've ever created

  • @sauron1659
    @sauron1659 4 роки тому +10

    I have one question: What the hell just happened?

  • @NoxFlex
    @NoxFlex 3 роки тому +1

    “Uploading this video was expensive, you gained -5 of economical support and have to pay a skarsnik 1 million coins”

  • @jambonodri9262
    @jambonodri9262 2 роки тому

    SO GOOD. You don’t even need this immortal empire to get the mighty 100k

  • @trevorcordi
    @trevorcordi 3 роки тому +1

    i love how weird Tariff is, yet we all love his videos so much😂

  • @myhorseisamazing5883
    @myhorseisamazing5883 Рік тому +2

    immortal empires when? :)

  • @chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926
    @chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926 3 роки тому +1

    05:52 Is there a different verion of this section that reflects the buff to the Vampire Counts campaign AI, well at least Mannfred and Vlad got buffed because those two sometimes conquer about half of the Empire by turn 50.

  • @tonyfranksland428
    @tonyfranksland428 4 роки тому +2

    Now I know where you have been though three days since last upload lol glad to see you lead the meme community to this large scale

  • @lulkappa6634
    @lulkappa6634 3 роки тому +1

    Mortal Empires 2 when Total Warhammer 3 comes out?

  • @rohan0724
    @rohan0724 2 роки тому

    Archaon to the Chaos Gods:
    Listen, I would’ve conquered the world for you, but there were just 20 armies of nuclear capable ratmen sitting there waiting for me

  • @Dudeguy24burger
    @Dudeguy24burger 4 роки тому

    This is top quality. Not sure if I need to be more sleep deprived or less sleep deprived to enjoy this to the fullest extent.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 4 роки тому +2

    Brilliantly done, although in my experience Gelt and indeed most of The Empire gets beaten senseless by the vampires instead of the other way around.

  • @vader1361
    @vader1361 3 роки тому +1

    Me whenever I play Wood Elves:
    Damn I wish I was playing Chaos.
    Me Whenever I play Chaos:
    Damn I wish I was playing anything else.
    Me whenever I play anything else:
    Holy shit, why is thorgrim all the way across the map on turn 15?
    Me whenever I play dwarves:
    WHY AM I DYING?

  • @AGripOBabys
    @AGripOBabys 4 роки тому

    This felt like an educational documentary via meme format more than an eight minute long meme

  • @Gpjr55
    @Gpjr55 4 роки тому +2

    Arkan the black one got me bad xD

  • @fedosforsure
    @fedosforsure 4 роки тому +1

    I have 300h+ in game, which I believe is a good base to start getting into memes, but this video was a reough lsd ride for me. Enjoyed it! Good luck with future content!

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 4 роки тому

    I kept watching and it kept getting better. Good job.

  • @Tsunamiieh
    @Tsunamiieh 4 роки тому +4

    mmm the soundtrack - can we have a list please?

    • @fbskxnwkdnworkir
      @fbskxnwkdnworkir 4 роки тому +2

      Literally look up "popular kirby music" and you'll probably find them all

  • @tankskicommander5079
    @tankskicommander5079 4 роки тому +2

    Happy to see ickit is the dancing queen

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs 4 роки тому +1

    1:49 *a new challenger has entered the ring* its your Boi. Papa ratnuke.

  • @colinmajors4819
    @colinmajors4819 4 роки тому

    Orcs killing dwarves so badly that they'll actually consider teaming up with skaven.....wow

  • @TheBossBark
    @TheBossBark 3 роки тому +1

    0:56 The last thing you see before you become gold.

  • @grafeugenius
    @grafeugenius 4 роки тому

    Can confirm that if left alone, Karl Franz will start dancing while smiling with leoncour

  • @interesting7539
    @interesting7539 4 роки тому +1

    Ok i need those pictures of the cursed Smile of the lords

  • @legomann0275
    @legomann0275 4 роки тому +1

    Moral Empires: exists
    Beastmen: Chuckles Im In danger

  • @Zhienerich
    @Zhienerich 2 роки тому +1

    Will this get a successor video with IE?

  • @anthonypeterson8325
    @anthonypeterson8325 2 роки тому

    I hope you make a version of this for when Immortal empires comes out

  • @dr.spacemangalacticboogalo8857
    @dr.spacemangalacticboogalo8857 3 роки тому

    My Nakai experience was just wiping out norsca and then bullying the fuck out of chaos everytime it spawned for about 100 turns

  • @torquevonthorne948
    @torquevonthorne948 4 роки тому

    This video is so simple yet so entertaining, love it

  • @Smelly556
    @Smelly556 2 роки тому +1

    Smiling louen looks like Dutch van der linde

  • @nickorlove7848
    @nickorlove7848 4 роки тому +1

    Im not sure..but I think im looking at a masterpiece.