I love how each one has its own personality. Colored Pencils seems based on Dennis Hopper in "Apocalypse, Now", Rubber Band kind of reminds me of Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob, Hole Punch kind of loosely based on Wolfman Jack, Tape reminds me a little bit of a mix of Fonzie from Happy Days and Rocky Balboa from the Rocky movies, Scissors is like a black knight type character, almost reminding me of old school Ganon/Ganondorf from the older Zelda games (including the composure breakdown near the end), and Stapler is based on a dog but also a chain chomp (which is also based on a dog). I could be totally off-base, but that's how I hear the voices
Here’s a much simpler summarization: Colored Pencils: French Art Snob Rubber Band: Egocentric Actress Hole Punch: Disco Maniac Tape: Mobster with a New Yorker’s Accent Scissors: Prideful Swordsman Stapler: Aggressive Guard Dog
Colored pencils: I cannot believe I lost to that filthy Mario Rubber band: my oh my darling I have lost my fanciness has gone to waste Hole punch: OW! No seriously ow really bruh that wasn't cool and also that wasn't funky fresh Tape: youse got's a nerve for beating me and also I ain't tacky I'm stick-. y Scissors: once again I have lost to a worthless object Stapler: mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm ;(
Every death of them Coloured Pencils: Litteraly stabbing him until he dies Rubber band: Tears off his/her skin and throws his/her to his/her death Hole punch: Ripping out his stomach Tape: Breaks the armor and rips his skin off Scissors: Making him have a coma Stapler: Breaking his jaw until he whimpers
Through careful experimenting, I found the approximate HP for all of the legion. Colored Pencils: 157 hp Rubber Band: 100 hp Hole Punch: 148 hp Tape’s Dispenser: 192 hp Tape: 350 hp Scissors: 336 hp Stapler: 361 hp Also King Olly: 140 hp
So I have a theory that the legion are "things" you know, from the previous game. They obviously aren't made of paper and are extremely powerful. My theory is, the "thing" sides with whoever summoned it. In sticker star, scissors was an ally In this game, it's an enemy.
@@MonkeybashplushOr since? Also, it’s made clear throughout the game that these things are _incredibly_ dangerous to the paper people. Scissors can even one-shot you in battle.
They get outclassed by the Stapler in terms of violence (Not by the effect shown but by the boss itself) whilst Scissors here outclasses ALMOST THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE in terms of intellegence (He was shown to have calculated the odds of Mario coming to destroy the green streamer too likely to happen & even calculated the precise time & angle to ALMOST MURDER Mario & EVEN attempted to JUKE him from the third FINAL CUT onwards!)
0:00 The Missile Maestro Colored Pencils 8:00 The Elastic Entertainer Rubber Band 16:02 The Disco Devil Hole Punch 24:13 The Shifty Sticker Tape 37:54 The Dual Bladed Duelist Scissors 45:09 The Fanged Fastener Stapler
I wish there it was a Pink Streamer with an Eraser boss Stapler works better with Origami Castle because of the Black Color scheme and its foreshadowing at the start of the game
Grr! I'm gradually remembering my time with all these creative bosses!! It's been likely two or three years since I actually beat MY first paper mario game!!
Colored Pencils is the Planner Rubber Band is the Disguise Hole Punch is the Distraction Tape is the Tank Scissors is the Offenser (That came out wrong) Stapler is just a Guard Dog
All Bosses The Missle Maestro, Colored Pencils 0:01 The Elastic Entertainer, Rubber Band 8:00 The Disco Devil, Hole Punch 16:02 The Shifty Sticker, Tape 24:13 The Dual Bladed Duelist, Scissors 37:54 The Fanged Fastner, Stapler 45:09
A guy with literal missiles, a dude who held a bunch of toads captive to watch their show, a guy who literally threatened a lot of toads to danceby literally punching a hole in their faces, a mobster tape with a pompadour with a motorcycle and brass knuckles, a shell creature with small pieces of like everything on it, freaking scissors that has a cover as a sheathe and a stapler dog. It sounds alot more weird the more you think of it 😭
This are the same bosses but shop products Color pencils:🍟 Rubbar band:🍌 Hole puncher:🍕 Tape:tp Scissors:🔪 Staples:🍔 Defeats 🍟: Slammed by his on French fries 🍌:Peal stretch and slingshoted 🍕: Slammed in the stomach and cheese ripped off Tp:put on a roll and dipped in toilet and paper ripped off 🔪:Fell in his cutting machine 🍔: Mouth forced apart
Let me tell you why they're evil: 1. Colored Pencils hate being used for drawing. 2. Rubber Bands hate being stretched. 3. Hole Punches hate being used for making paper holes. 4. Tapes hate being used for sticking things. 5. Scissors hate being used for cutting. 6. Staplers hate being used for stapling.
All office supply hp: Coloured pencils: 160 hp Rubber band: 120hp Hole punch: 140hp Tape dispenser: 600hp Tape:175hp Scissors: 240 hp Stapler: 370 hp King Olly: 150hp Every Vellumental: 60 to 90 hp each
My Humanized versions of the Legion of Stationery: Coloured Pencils: A tall muscular man with short rainbow coloured hair, blue eyes, a moustache, black pants, boots, gloves, and a red military uniform, in the colors of his pencils, which are in a bazooka-like device. Rubber Band: A tall, slightly muscular, bald headed man with tan skin and a pencil thin moustache, wearing a suit made entirely of rubber bands. Underneath said suit, he has yellow and white heart-patterened underwear. Hole Punch: A fat, bearded Sikh man, with black hair, a dark brown turban, with a jewel on it resembling a old fashioned record. he wears a black leather waistcoat with no shirt underneath, loose yellow pants, and is barefoot. he also has miniatue hole punchers on his hands. Tape: A thin lanky man dressed similarly to a old-timey film crime boss.He wields a purple motorbike with a huge tape dispenser for the front wheel. Scissors: He's tall and thin, with white hair, and clothes that are like a ninja, and katanas syled like half of scissor blades. Stapler: It'd be a black alligator, with staples for teeth, and a mechanism in it's mouth that acts like Stapler's mechanism.
List of colours the Bosses are By 1 colour A:Coulored Pencils(Red) B:Rubber Band(Blue) C:Hole Punch(Yellow) D:Tape(Purple) E:Scissors(Green) F:Stapler(Black)
Maybe if they added more streamers. Like five more. The game just feels short, having only five streamers. I would’ve added orange, Pink, Brown, white, and Black streamers.
I wish I could say this is the dumbest thing they’ve done with this series but it’s not. Why are they so insistent on mutilating such a beloved franchise?
I love how each one has its own personality. Colored Pencils seems based on Dennis Hopper in "Apocalypse, Now", Rubber Band kind of reminds me of Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob, Hole Punch kind of loosely based on Wolfman Jack, Tape reminds me a little bit of a mix of Fonzie from Happy Days and Rocky Balboa from the Rocky movies, Scissors is like a black knight type character, almost reminding me of old school Ganon/Ganondorf from the older Zelda games (including the composure breakdown near the end), and Stapler is based on a dog but also a chain chomp (which is also based on a dog). I could be totally off-base, but that's how I hear the voices
Here’s a much simpler summarization:
Colored Pencils: French Art Snob
Rubber Band: Egocentric Actress
Hole Punch: Disco Maniac
Tape: Mobster with a New Yorker’s Accent
Scissors: Prideful Swordsman
Stapler: Aggressive Guard Dog
Colored pencils: I cannot believe I lost to that filthy Mario
Rubber band: my oh my darling I have lost my fanciness has gone to waste
Hole punch: OW! No seriously ow really bruh that wasn't cool and also that wasn't funky fresh
Tape: youse got's a nerve for beating me and also I ain't tacky I'm stick-. y
Scissors: once again I have lost to a worthless object
Stapler: mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm ;(
Every death of them
Coloured Pencils: Litteraly stabbing him until he dies
Rubber band: Tears off his/her skin and throws his/her to his/her death
Hole punch: Ripping out his stomach
Tape: Breaks the armor and rips his skin off
Scissors: Making him have a coma
Stapler: Breaking his jaw until he whimpers
That... Is Dark...
*RATED E FOR EVERYONE*
You are breaking tapes mafia chair then they break out the brass knuckles
@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763
Actually the dispenser is supossed to be a motorcycle
@@farizr.batarai8271 that makes sense
Through careful experimenting, I found the approximate HP for all of the legion.
Colored Pencils: 157 hp
Rubber Band: 100 hp
Hole Punch: 148 hp
Tape’s Dispenser: 192 hp
Tape: 350 hp
Scissors: 336 hp
Stapler: 361 hp
Also King Olly: 140 hp
Poor Rubber band
Rubber band is S O F T
Bowser UA-camr what about the dispenser and the tape combined how much Hp is that
Combining Tape and his dispenser, they have 542 hp.
Bowser UA-camr oh
Kinda ironic that these same bosses you turned into stickers and cards.
Half of them were
So I have a theory that the legion are "things" you know, from the previous game. They obviously aren't made of paper and are extremely powerful. My theory is, the "thing" sides with whoever summoned it.
In sticker star, scissors was an ally
In this game, it's an enemy.
@Super Omar Maker Gaming yep.
@@moai167 so the scissors were probably summoned by King Olly
@@kristinhorner4628 And same for the rest of them.
It looks like the tape dispenser has over 1000 HP, but breaking a corner takes away 25% of the total HP.
49:38
Stapler: *literally cannot do a single damage to Mario while he’s literally squishing him with his mouth*
( 0 000000000000000000)
Cause hes thin like paper so he cant get crushed
@@christophfunk2329 There were NO staples in it's mouth, dummy!
@Shive Servai I called him a dummy
@@franzicoy bruh he asked why the squishing makes no damage not why stapler makes no damage 🤦♂️ dummy
14:04 the music my jam dude.
True
At first glance, these bosses didn't seem very creative. But their personalities make up for them greatly!
And this right here is a FACT
And they way you have to fight them
Is it really uncreative if it’s never been done before?
@@MonkeybashplushOr since? Also, it’s made clear throughout the game that these things are _incredibly_ dangerous to the paper people. Scissors can even one-shot you in battle.
I only really like these bosses just because they're hysterical to look at and their personalities are so damn memorable
How do you think the first five members of the Legion, including SCISSORS... feel to be outclassed by a dog?
They get outclassed by the Stapler in terms of violence (Not by the effect shown but by the boss itself) whilst Scissors here outclasses ALMOST THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE in terms of intellegence (He was shown to have calculated the odds of Mario coming to destroy the green streamer too likely to happen & even calculated the precise time & angle to ALMOST MURDER Mario & EVEN attempted to JUKE him from the third FINAL CUT onwards!)
But in terms of health, that goes to Tape's WHOLE health bar and not just his health bar with and without his dispenser
Well there is the fact that stapler is what has been turning people into the bulk of the king’s goons.
But then you remember…practically everything is made of paper, an easily cuttable object.
0:00 The Missile Maestro Colored Pencils
8:00 The Elastic Entertainer Rubber Band
16:02 The Disco Devil Hole Punch
24:13 The Shifty Sticker Tape
37:54 The Dual Bladed Duelist Scissors
45:09 The Fanged Fastener Stapler
Now i wish there were 6 streamers guarding the castle because the stapler would've made an awesome story boss
I wish there it was a Pink Streamer with an Eraser boss
Stapler works better with Origami Castle because of the Black Color scheme and its foreshadowing at the start of the game
How about Orange Streamer with an Glue boss?
Cyan streamer with a permenant marker!
Well first of all stapler is black so I think the black streamer is next
White streamer with a white out boss lol
Legion of stationery's boss introductions
0:34 Colored Pencils
8:07 Rubber Band
17:25 Hole Punch
24:30 Tape
38:17 Scissors
45:45 Stapler
Technically, we saw Stapler earlier, though it was just his shadow.
The Stapler is a dog.
Hmm.
I know right?
Y werid hes a no barrking dog to
Dude
Lmao, these are probably some, if not, my favorite Mario bosses
SAME.
Grr! I'm gradually remembering my time with all these creative bosses!! It's been likely two or three years since I actually beat MY first paper mario game!!
57:22 THE FUNNY NUMBER
Funny cuz I do not see it
Is it 69?
420
@Wither Toad, I don't get it
@@alphadreamteam7609 420 LOOK AT COINS
IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!
Colored Pencils is the Planner
Rubber Band is the Disguise
Hole Punch is the Distraction
Tape is the Tank
Scissors is the Offenser (That came out wrong)
Stapler is just a Guard Dog
Scissors is an attacker
The sound effects really make them feel like big, heavy tools.
All Bosses
The Missle Maestro, Colored Pencils 0:01
The Elastic Entertainer, Rubber Band 8:00
The Disco Devil, Hole Punch 16:02
The Shifty Sticker, Tape 24:13
The Dual Bladed Duelist, Scissors 37:54
The Fanged Fastner, Stapler 45:09
I love this game!
Me to
@@anastacioreyna8400 me three
@@SuperMarioFriends-sw7pr me ♾
30:52 THE TAPE IS A CHAD
Your title should've been "The Entire Legion of Stationary". It sounds alot better than "All Office Supply Bosses"
It couldn't been even better if the title called 'All art and office supply bosses'
@@SuperMarioFriends-sw7pr theyre called the legion of stationary
1:19 - Colored Pencils
9:16 - Rubber Band
18:00 - Hole Punch
25:06 - Tape
39:09 - Scissors
46:05 - Stapler
A guy with literal missiles, a dude who held a bunch of toads captive to watch their show, a guy who literally threatened a lot of toads to danceby literally punching a hole in their faces, a mobster tape with a pompadour with a motorcycle and brass knuckles, a shell creature with small pieces of like everything on it, freaking scissors that has a cover as a sheathe and a stapler dog. It sounds alot more weird the more you think of it 😭
This are the same bosses but shop products
Color pencils:🍟
Rubbar band:🍌
Hole puncher:🍕
Tape:tp
Scissors:🔪
Staples:🍔
Defeats
🍟: Slammed by his on French fries
🍌:Peal stretch and slingshoted
🍕: Slammed in the stomach and cheese ripped off
Tp:put on a roll and dipped in toilet and paper ripped off
🔪:Fell in his cutting machine
🍔: Mouth forced apart
STOP REMINDING ME OF THE BURGER SURPRISE FROM MIITOPIA
I HATE THAT BOSS AND I NEVER WANNA SEE IT AGAIN
Though, it deserved it being ripped open.
But you like the other bosses but shop products and I agree burger is a awful boss
Veggie Mario : The Fastfood King
@@oldvideosverycringe1189 lol good joke
where the beauty product
49:00 bruh you could have moved the on switch and used the magic circle
He needs the 1000 fold arms for the reload phase
I'd pay good money just to see the reactions of players who saw the COLORED PENCILS being the first boss they'd fight.
But the Earth Vellumental is the first boss you fight
@@ImFan43
..oh.
45:45 to be contined ahh moment
Correction. legion of stationary bosses not office supply bosses because collared pens aren’t office supply.
Unless a kids running the office
wait a damn minute
Ey you forgot *YAPE* and *G U N*
Let me tell you why they're evil:
1. Colored Pencils hate being used for drawing.
2. Rubber Bands hate being stretched.
3. Hole Punches hate being used for making paper holes.
4. Tapes hate being used for sticking things.
5. Scissors hate being used for cutting.
6. Staplers hate being used for stapling.
Mario Vs The Missile Maestro, The Elastic Entertainer, The Disco Devil, The Shifty Sticker, The Dual-Bladed Duelist and The Fanged Fastener Stapler
The way Mario finished the stapler😨
I like how Nintendo is taking the Paper in Paper Mario all the more seriously
Out of all the Legion of Stationery, my favorite has got to be the Scissors because it reminds me of Sticker Star. We actually used it on Bowser Jr.
For a person with 1.86M subs, about a 54% of them are super inactive
99%*
No 101/100
My favorite boss is the Tape. How about you guys?
My favs is Tape and Hole Punch
Rubber band and hole punch.
Oui! Tape & Scissors for me, mate!
Rubber Band.
@@hollow3656 I also like the Hole Puncher
DANG IT COLORED PENCILS! 0:39
They're called the legion of stationery
i know im not normal when i find the fucking tape dispenser hot
All office supply hp:
Coloured pencils: 160 hp
Rubber band: 120hp
Hole punch: 140hp
Tape dispenser: 600hp
Tape:175hp
Scissors: 240 hp
Stapler: 370 hp
King Olly: 150hp
Every Vellumental: 60 to 90 hp each
You know rubber band if u are stuck then u can press jump so the rubber cannot grab u again
I think the title means legion of stationary bosses
Can we talk about how the attack at 26:05 was on oerfect rhythm with the music?
You could have said streamer or Legions of station bosses
You fight stapler right before the final boss so he only would have alternatively said stationary bosses
Stapler doesn’t guard a streamer
I love hole puncher groove
Me too
Is everyone going to ignore the fact that Hole Punch LITERALLY HOLE PUNCHED THE FUCKING SUN AND TURNED IT INTO A DISCO BALL?!?!?
My Humanized versions of the Legion of Stationery:
Coloured Pencils: A tall muscular man with short rainbow coloured hair, blue eyes, a moustache, black pants, boots, gloves, and a red military uniform, in the colors of his pencils, which are in a bazooka-like device.
Rubber Band: A tall, slightly muscular, bald headed man with tan skin and a pencil thin moustache, wearing a suit made entirely of rubber bands. Underneath said suit, he has yellow and white heart-patterened underwear.
Hole Punch: A fat, bearded Sikh man, with black hair, a dark brown turban, with a jewel on it resembling a old fashioned record. he wears a black leather waistcoat with no shirt underneath, loose yellow pants, and is barefoot. he also has miniatue hole punchers on his hands.
Tape: A thin lanky man dressed similarly to a old-timey film crime boss.He wields a purple motorbike with a huge tape dispenser for the front wheel.
Scissors: He's tall and thin, with white hair, and clothes that are like a ninja, and katanas syled like half of scissor blades.
Stapler: It'd be a black alligator, with staples for teeth, and a mechanism in it's mouth that acts like Stapler's mechanism.
The Stapler is a dog though.
Ain’t rubber band female? You can clearly hear her singing in her intro.
Colored pencils would be better as an art supply.
Boss office:Color pencils rubber band hole punch tape scissors and stapler made by king olly
They saw everyone complaining about Things and decided to make them bosses
Ok. I killed scissors without using the elements
TUTORIAL TIME
Me too.
I don’t wanna sound like a nerd, but their called the Legion of Stationary
I would have picked Scissors & Stapler!!!
7:22 he kills your colors!not good
Oh and the dancing toads are faceless
List of colours the Bosses are By 1 colour
A:Coulored Pencils(Red)
B:Rubber Band(Blue)
C:Hole Punch(Yellow)
D:Tape(Purple)
E:Scissors(Green)
F:Stapler(Black)
8:07 she is here.
38:21 Why does that sound like the staircase boss from Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon when he came to the flour
giant blooooper is the best
57:10 how is this so brutal?
8:11 is my favorite
All Things boss
I wish they added an eraser boss
Maybe if they added more streamers. Like five more. The game just feels short, having only five streamers. I would’ve added orange, Pink, Brown, white, and Black streamers.
My favourites are hole punch and tape
I hate tape
I hate
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Marvinteleon true my favorite is scissors and tape and rubber boi
Autocorrect rubber band
@@Cyklon3 he litterly ruins my life make riddles impossible have two phases and he did 157 damage with one attack when i fightet him
Why are office supplies the main bosses? 😩 I still don’t get it, if someone could help me
Paper
They are all supplies that can be used to make origami
why no comments
There is now 😜
Nintendo went too far about stapler you have to break its jaw that's kinda animal cruelty for that as Stapler is a dog
Me to but i haven't play it
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I wish I could say this is the dumbest thing they’ve done with this series but it’s not. Why are they so insistent on mutilating such a beloved franchise?
i no damage on colored pencils.
I have all the office collectibles I have all of them! Happy gaming everyone!🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮 oh, and I wish you a merry Christmas! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who cares
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@@alphadreamteam7609 you care enough to respond
@@ThatNameIsCute , thats what u think 😂
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