"dangle babies from balconies" That lyric just makes me laugh everytime I hear that, I love this, jay north (1960s Dennis the Menace) is actually kind of an adorable old guy, like a cute grampa.
I love this video and haven't seen it in quite some time. I have the movie and when I got it I would watch this scene many times. My favorite was Leif Garrett's part though I really like all of it.
People who I would add to this... -Fred Savage, Danica McKellar, Josh Saviano (Wonder Years) -Michael J. Fox, Justine Bateman, Brian Bonsall, Tina Yothers (Family Ties) -Kirk Cameron, Tracey Gold, Jeremy Miller (Growing Pains) -Henry Winkler & Scott Baio (Adding to Happy Days) -Candace Cameron & Jodie Sweetin (Full House)
They couldn't get anyone with a "D" list career. They had only straight up, bottom of the barrel, "F" listers. People with zilch, nada, jack shit going on.
The two guys that pop up at 2:13 are two of Adam Sandler's best friend movie buddies. They probably showed up because his company Happy Madison Productions worked on Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.
@ChetR Christopher Knight also meant to sound like Peter Brady when his voice was changing/cracking. The main point was basically to prove that they aren't the characters they played, but they still wanted to have fun I guess. awesome song either way =)
Lyrics : Former child stars are people too* They're the same As you and you and you So we ask this simple question, how can it be That you occasionally Don't respect their dignity? 'Cause as they make their way through life Long after the spotlight's faded There are things some of you do That make them want to be sedated We loved being child stars on your television But please stop giving us crap Or we'll have a head-on collision Thank you for letting me in your living rooms To entertain you before bed But if one more person calls me Marcia I'll bust his fucking head She's very grateful, just like she said But please don't call her Marcia Or she'll bust your freaking head Hey, I'd rather be called Marcia than Screech! So I'm sitting alone in Arby's I get questions that make me see red (Hey Eddie! Where's Herman Munster?) Well pal, for ten years he's been dead They ask, 'Hey Lucy, where's J.R.?' Come on, y'all, be realistic. One more 'Hey, Joanie, where's Chachi' and I'll go ballistic! Our costars are not on our speed dial So please don't ask Or we'll take that phone and shove it Right up your dumb fat ass No, we don't ride in fancy limos Private jets, they're not for us So you may see us driving Neons Or riding the Greyhound bus Yeah, we live just like all of you So don't call us losers Or we'll punch you with so many rights You'll be begging for lefts And beggars can't be choosers! I was on Teen Beat with Michael Jackson Now he's bigger, I suppose (yeah, yeah) Though he may be a multi-zillionaire At least I still have my nose At least we're not crazy We don't sleep with chimpanzees We don't bleach our skin Or dangle babies from balconies Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com We loved being child stars on your television But misbehave and we'll bust your head Gee, Wally, was it something they said? Child stars on your television Most of us have nothing to lose So we'll put your butt on the 5:00 news Child stars on your television We don't know karate but we do know crazy We'll beat you so bad, your future will be hazy Child stars on your television Don't ever say, 'Didn't you used to be...?' Or I'll put your head through a vintage TV Child stars on your television Eight rehabs isn't enough But I've done and seen the most killer stuff Child stars on your television You want an autograph but I'ma tell you this Don't ask a brother when he's taking a piss Child stars on your television You can dance like me, you can dance like Mickey! I'll hurt you real bad, you can take it from Kenickie Now of course we've been kidding This has all been in fun We're happy you still love us, after our shows have gone But please just follow our simple rules Or we'll beat you like rented mules...(hah!) We loved being child stars on your television (Child stars) Child stars! (End Credits) All right you guys, thanks for coming. Let's skedoodle. All right, that's seriously the end. People in the back, beat it. We know you left your popcorn. That's fine. Someone will get it. And quit pretending like you're reading the credits. They're so small, and we're pushing them by so fast. We don't even know who these people are. It's some contract thing. Who was that? Was that one of you guys, or was that me? That was me. Got a little bite in it. Come on, that's funny
I KNOW i'm just saying that it reminds me of it. If you want me to say it then fine the I'm fing matt and ben videos remind me of this. Are you happy now?
I noticed Eddie Mekka ("The Big Ragoo", Carmine Ragusa from "Laverne And Shirley") in this video. That makes him a child star? Was he in something else when he was a kid, I wonder?
My favorite part is Leif Garrett's bit as I had the ultimate teen crush on him, though I do really love it all. You can see that Leif wasn't really into the whole thing because during parts of the song he is missing. Aside from that I thought this was a fun and brilliant idea when it came out.
That's because he is a heroin junky and can't sing and never could stupid. He is clearly trying his best in his mind , thinking, I'm a famous singer. A famous, junky, untalented singer.
Feldman says "We don't know karate, but we do know crazy" and Haim says "We'll beat you so bad you can be Sean Passey" not 100% super about the "you can be" part.
I know the guy at 1:31 Jay North he played Dennis the Menace. We used to work together,he was a really good guy as long as you did not ask him about it.
Three cast members from this are dead Corey Haim, Gary Coleman and Fred Berry. I hope others like Willie Aames, Erin Moran, Todd Bridges and Jeff Conway will soon join them. If there is one thing better than when a celebrity dies it's when a former child star dies. Makes me all "tingly" just thinking about one dying now!
They should have put their names underneath and what they were famous for. Also, Jeff Conway was in his twenties when he starred in Grease the moive, how the hell is that a child star?
Can't believe about 30% of those child stars are now deceased.
+James Johnson Or another way to look at it would be: Can believe about 30% of those child stars are now deceased.
bigpoppa 1967 think about what percentage of them were molested?
Rerun. Fred Berry. Think he was the first one to pass on after this video was made. RIP
I love this movie. Such a love letter to our childhood's
"dangle babies from balconies" That lyric just makes me laugh everytime I hear that, I love this, jay north (1960s Dennis the Menace) is actually kind of an adorable old guy, like a cute grampa.
In the DVD version they said "Please don't call her Marsha or she'll bust your freaking head"
The movie seemed silly, but it had a point. :) Also the song rules. Hilarious.
i loved this movie i used to wach it all summer
Leif Garret's just like "F this".
i’ve watched this video soo many times and i don’t think i’ll ever get tired of it 😂♥️
Jay North was Dennis the menace when he young and popular and now he will be in 70's this year I think...
One more "Hey Joanie where's Cha Chi" and I'll go ballistic! 🤣
LOL i can't believe i still remember ALL the words to this song!
4:07 The Coreys!
This song is great.
RIP Corey Haim,Jeff Conaway & other celebs who left us too soon.
I love this video and haven't seen it in quite some time. I have the movie and when I got it I would watch this scene many times. My favorite was Leif Garrett's part though I really like all of it.
Leif garrett is like I don't really give a shit about doin this!
the Coreys were my favorite ever, mostly because my name is Corey too,
Rip Corey Haim
i miss the brady bunch. granted, i nver saw it alot. i only watched it when i visited my grandparnts which was every couple of months, but i loved it
They left Jeff Conaway out of this year's "In Memoriam" segment at the Emmy awards. The "Taxi" star deserved better IMO...
"8 rehabs isn't enough!!! But I've done and seen the most killer stuff!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched this since I love Leif even though I knew it would make me cry :( RIP Corey, Jeff, and Gary
OMG, Corey Haim......I love him! Miss him so much....RIP Corey!
It's sad the fact that some of these people in the video are longer with us!
For The Fallen!
Lot of Child Stars gone in 2011...
People who I would add to this...
-Fred Savage, Danica McKellar, Josh Saviano (Wonder Years)
-Michael J. Fox, Justine Bateman, Brian Bonsall, Tina Yothers (Family Ties)
-Kirk Cameron, Tracey Gold, Jeremy Miller (Growing Pains)
-Henry Winkler & Scott Baio (Adding to Happy Days)
-Candace Cameron & Jodie Sweetin (Full House)
They couldn't get anyone with a "D" list career. They had only straight up, bottom of the barrel, "F" listers. People with zilch, nada, jack shit going on.
I love the lost boys :)
Nice detective work. Maybe it's because this is a Happy Madison production? Possibly.
I love Leif
Pretty damn awesome...I love this movie.
1 person call her Marcia
The two guys that pop up at 2:13 are two of Adam Sandler's best friend movie buddies. They probably showed up because his company Happy Madison Productions worked on Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.
@ChetR Christopher Knight also meant to sound like Peter Brady when his voice was changing/cracking. The main point was basically to prove that they aren't the characters they played, but they still wanted to have fun I guess. awesome song either way =)
Lyrics :
Former child stars are people too*
They're the same
As you and you and you
So we ask this simple question, how can it be
That you occasionally
Don't respect their dignity?
'Cause as they make their way through life
Long after the spotlight's faded
There are things some of you do
That make them want to be sedated
We loved being child stars on your television
But please stop giving us crap
Or we'll have a head-on collision
Thank you for letting me in your living rooms
To entertain you before bed
But if one more person calls me Marcia
I'll bust his fucking head
She's very grateful, just like she said
But please don't call her Marcia
Or she'll bust your freaking head
Hey, I'd rather be called Marcia than Screech!
So I'm sitting alone in Arby's
I get questions that make me see red
(Hey Eddie! Where's Herman Munster?)
Well pal, for ten years he's been dead
They ask, 'Hey Lucy, where's J.R.?'
Come on, y'all, be realistic.
One more 'Hey, Joanie, where's Chachi' and I'll go ballistic!
Our costars are not on our speed dial
So please don't ask
Or we'll take that phone and shove it
Right up your dumb fat ass
No, we don't ride in fancy limos
Private jets, they're not for us
So you may see us driving Neons
Or riding the Greyhound bus
Yeah, we live just like all of you
So don't call us losers
Or we'll punch you with so many rights
You'll be begging for lefts
And beggars can't be choosers!
I was on Teen Beat with Michael Jackson
Now he's bigger, I suppose (yeah, yeah)
Though he may be a multi-zillionaire
At least I still have my nose
At least we're not crazy
We don't sleep with chimpanzees
We don't bleach our skin
Or dangle babies from balconies
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
We loved being child stars on your television
But misbehave and we'll bust your head
Gee, Wally, was it something they said?
Child stars on your television
Most of us have nothing to lose
So we'll put your butt on the 5:00 news
Child stars on your television
We don't know karate but we do know crazy
We'll beat you so bad, your future will be hazy
Child stars on your television
Don't ever say, 'Didn't you used to be...?'
Or I'll put your head through a vintage TV
Child stars on your television
Eight rehabs isn't enough
But I've done and seen the most killer stuff
Child stars on your television
You want an autograph but I'ma tell you this
Don't ask a brother when he's taking a piss
Child stars on your television
You can dance like me, you can dance like Mickey!
I'll hurt you real bad, you can take it from Kenickie
Now of course we've been kidding
This has all been in fun
We're happy you still love us, after our shows have gone
But please just follow our simple rules
Or we'll beat you like rented mules...(hah!)
We loved being child stars on your television
(Child stars)
Child stars!
(End Credits)
All right you guys, thanks for coming.
Let's skedoodle.
All right, that's seriously the end.
People in the back, beat it.
We know you left your popcorn.
That's fine. Someone will get it.
And quit pretending like you're reading the credits.
They're so small, and we're pushing them by so fast.
We don't even know who these people are.
It's some contract thing.
Who was that?
Was that one of you guys, or was that me?
That was me.
Got a little bite in it.
Come on, that's funny
i love Adam Rich,and i love his words :)
This it like my favorite part of the movie...I know every word to this song xD
this will always make me sad.mostly because the Two Coreys,will never be two again :(
i wonder who they tried to get for this and they said no. I love this video if anybody takes anything from that movie it is this.
@Aririnka If memory serves. He was one of the sons in the Brady Bunch. I assume you meant the guy in the middle of the 3.
Aww I miss Corey Haim soo much :( God rest his soul
I KNOW i'm just saying that it reminds me of it. If you want me to say it then fine the I'm fing matt and ben videos remind me of this. Are you happy now?
haha its crazy that i still no this wholse song it was catchy lol
Hey Hey Hey and the whole crew
LOL AT 3:05-3:10 IS EPIC!
ps this is coolcat's sister!
I noticed Eddie Mekka ("The Big Ragoo", Carmine Ragusa from "Laverne And Shirley") in this video. That makes him a child star? Was he in something else when he was a kid, I wonder?
R.i.p dustin diamond
I never knew about the extra verses!
my favorite part was when the Corry and Corry when "Hu hu hu hu"
Wally: But misbehave and we'll bust your head!
Raj: Gee Wally! Was it something they said?!
The scream at 3:05---EPIC!!!!
Lmfao at 2:06...
he says "we'll beat you so bad your future will be hazy"
@txx0xxt That's rerun. That's the name of the character. I can't remember what show though
My favorite part is Leif Garrett's bit as I had the ultimate teen crush on him, though I do really love it all. You can see that Leif wasn't really into the whole thing because during parts of the song he is missing. Aside from that I thought this was a fun and brilliant idea when it came out.
That's because he is a heroin junky and can't sing and never could stupid. He is clearly trying his best in his mind , thinking, I'm a famous singer. A famous, junky, untalented singer.
this was show funny to they look like they was haveing a good time and that camed out on film
R.I.P Corey Haim!!!
this was longer than in the movie i think
@ Natahsa Panel the guy at 4:20 is Barry Livingston who played Ernie on My 3 Sons
Who is tight after him? 8 rehabs ain't enough guy. Also does the line I'm a child star gone wild
Adam Rich.
can you count all the child stars in this video that died in the past 2 years?
lol funny movie and this was the best idea for an ending, whoever thought of it is so fucking smart
I like how most of the Brady's are in this
RIP jeff conaway. :(
RIP Haim and Coleman
haha yeah man just watched it
" you want an autograp but let me tell ya dis, dont aks a brother while hes takin a piss!" haha
Hell...Yes
Would've been better if you hadn't cropped the video to leave out the names of the child stars and the role they played.
i think it is remember me from 8 is enough but look at me wrong and i'll be tough
I love corey feldmen (sp?). he is awesome!!
Who's the guy at 3:02?
Love this song!!
5:03 R.I.P.
@095Maiden Dude, its Rerun. From "What's Happening?"
@misanthrodee Fred Berry(Rerun) died back in 2003.
Feldman says "We don't know karate, but we do know crazy"
and Haim says "We'll beat you so bad you can be Sean Passey" not 100% super about the "you can be" part.
I know the guy at 1:31 Jay North he played Dennis the Menace. We used to work together,he was a really good guy as long as you did not ask him about it.
He was HORRIBLE child actor. He make that show unwatchable.
I'm sad cuz some of ppl are dead now like Gary Coleman Corey Haim and Kenicky
funny as hell!!
Three cast members from this are dead Corey Haim, Gary Coleman and Fred Berry. I hope others like Willie Aames, Erin Moran, Todd Bridges and Jeff Conway will soon join them. If there is one thing better than when a celebrity dies it's when a former child star dies. Makes me all "tingly" just thinking about one dying now!
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So Funny!!!!
@Aririnka he's one of the brady brothers
who's the guy at 4:42 and dancing at 4:20? he's funny ahahha xD
What does Todd Bridges say at 5:41?
lmao@ chris knight 3:02 and beggars can't be chooseeeeeeers heh heh
Do you think each person wrote their part?
The guy at 3:05 is Ben from Growing Pains.
Not goin lie I understand this video
2:40 - 3:35
^ I just love it, haha. :3
This was long before that. The "I'm f**king Matt Damon" and "I'm f**king Ben Affleck" videos weren't until 2007. This video was done in 2003.
@haljor22 i know Corey Haim died in 2010,when did Rerun die?
Ernest Thomas from What's Happening
They should have put their names underneath and what they were famous for. Also, Jeff Conway was in his twenties when he starred in Grease the moive, how the hell is that a child star?
DaleRobby rear, hi they did ua-cam.com/video/isVinDAOjdg/v-deo.html
COREY FELDMAN = AWESOME :)
@LessThanYesterday How did you see Feldman singing in it and not see Haim therre singing next to him?
O Gaines I was shocked to see the two pple from the lost boys in this lol
marsha marsha marsha
Andrea Largo lol no family is that perfect
Where's NPH?
@DaleRobby Yeah, dude, he's been dead for years. Right after this movie actually.
Rip jeff conaway
Who is the guy playing piano?
well its on the dvd lol
Kid on Growing Pains, Jeremy something arouther. All these people were not in the movie either.
If anyone can show me the "Ben Seaver Scream" when he was a kid, I will be happy.