Far Cry 5 - Florida Men Beat a Dead Horse

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  • Опубліковано 11 лип 2018
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  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 4 роки тому +48

    8:28 is when his mom comes in on the stream and has the same voice as him and takes his controller

  • @bangoreagles904
    @bangoreagles904 2 роки тому +45

    8:24 if American Psycho is ever rebooted, Jeremy would be perfect to play Bateman.

  • @kaaaaos
    @kaaaaos 6 років тому +408

    I just realized that Jerma's legendary GTA 4s 'drive into someone's face' punchline is over 5 years old, and his videos are still about knocking npc's out with blunt objects - and it's still as funny as it was back then. Love you Jeremy

    • @allyski5914
      @allyski5914 4 роки тому +8

      it always has to be something coming from off screen

    • @erops7933
      @erops7933 28 днів тому

      10 years now can you imagine

  • @Knorkrax
    @Knorkrax 6 років тому +243

    There's nothing better than fishing on a plane while someone shoots bad guys next to you

  • @Eira_
    @Eira_ 6 років тому +102

    Etalyx's timing with those pipes is impeccable

  • @rebca_
    @rebca_ 6 років тому +106

    Earthbound: The story of some short kid hitting things with a bat

  • @mindfloww8834
    @mindfloww8834 6 років тому +26

    8:24
    The way you say that so casually makes me concerned.

  • @TheUnluckyEverydude
    @TheUnluckyEverydude 6 років тому +62

    You can see Etalyx studying his pipe trigonometry around 10:10.

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 6 років тому +6

    6:25 is actually really cool

  • @GLENNACHEEMS
    @GLENNACHEEMS 3 роки тому +9

    1:27
    when this happened during the stream i was caught so off guard that i started gasping from cracking the fuck up

  • @SyntheticKill
    @SyntheticKill 6 років тому +275

    “Dead” in the title? DEMONITISED!

  • @teriyaki_chicken
    @teriyaki_chicken 3 роки тому +8

    "Gonna put her in the middle of the road so a car can run over her head" lmaoooo never expected such a dark statement from Jerma

  • @swiftphoenix5475
    @swiftphoenix5475 6 років тому +27

    “This video is unavailable” Yeah, I didn’t want happiness anymore.

  • @bulldog7520
    @bulldog7520 6 років тому +63

    2:05
    Farcry 5 in a nutshell..

  • @kaiserwigglesiii2369
    @kaiserwigglesiii2369 6 років тому +42

    There's no telling what Florida Man is capable of..

  • @charlesmasters2045
    @charlesmasters2045 6 років тому +69

    DOES JEREMY ELBERTSON ACTUALLY READ HIS OWN COMMENTS!!!He may be the most transparent streamer but he is the most OPAQUE UA-camr. This proves he's NOT Jerma but in fact a clone. My proof? 2012-2015 jerma red comments. Then he changed. He even mistakenly called himself HARRINGTON. 2016 he was swapped with a clone, why!?! I don't know. Maybe because of the US election or brexit or the Rio Olympics IDK!!!!gotta cut it short there's drones circling my house.This is Ventus. Find the truth!

    • @yityat7965
      @yityat7965 6 років тому +12

      this is basically Detroit become human 2

    • @snarkmarx
      @snarkmarx 6 років тому +9

      CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS!

    • @rruzgarr97
      @rruzgarr97 6 років тому +3

      *connor theme starts playing*

  • @joosebox
    @joosebox 6 років тому +89

    yo wtf editor there was so much more pipe shenanigans

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 6 років тому +63

      DON'T QUESTION ME

    • @joosebox
      @joosebox 6 років тому +63

      Effectator ya better watch your back, cuz a pipe flying at mach 5 might just hit it

    • @pepsisepsis8087
      @pepsisepsis8087 6 років тому +7

      Is mackerel still an editor?

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 6 років тому +18

      Pepsi Sepsis yes

    • @pepsisepsis8087
      @pepsisepsis8087 6 років тому +6

      Effectator ok good i can't take another breakup after star- also congrats you made it :)

  • @carmenmcook
    @carmenmcook 6 років тому +5

    You having the reaction time of a squirrel every time theres a parachute option makes the video 10 times better

  • @CanderousOtto
    @CanderousOtto 6 років тому +9

    If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +68

    the fateful return of Florida Man! But this isn't Cox n' Crendor ...

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 6 років тому +8

    2:16 _oh god i'm laughing so hard it physically hurts_

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid 2 роки тому +1

    "what? no jeremey, jesus! no don't what're you- jeremy!"
    i think he became self-aware

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 8 місяців тому +2

    8:17 YES! I FINALLY FOUND THIS CLIP

  • @danielharness1336
    @danielharness1336 6 років тому +1

    "you fucking with me mister?" BANG

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 6 років тому +3

    This was such a clusterfuck, and a quintessential Jerma stream.

  • @DefaultPicMan
    @DefaultPicMan 6 років тому +11

    5:45
    *E*

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 6 років тому +3

    (Sees that the intro is the wrench-dodging scene from Dodgeball) *OH DIS GON BE GOOOOOD!!*

  • @stoatadmiral3367
    @stoatadmiral3367 6 років тому +2

    As a Floridian, I implore you, please continue to beat the dead horse.

  • @christopherbriscoe9765
    @christopherbriscoe9765 6 років тому +23

    0:54 etalyx sounds like john mulaney if you close your eyes

    • @7tko7kdoh73
      @7tko7kdoh73 6 років тому +3

      Christopher Briscoe if his voice was just a bit higher

    • @legolite45
      @legolite45 6 років тому +15

      Christopher Briscoe Wait, why do you have to close your eyes if he’s not actually in the video?

    • @abdulali7329
      @abdulali7329 6 років тому +2

      BigMacRush because John mulaney isn’t real and closing your eyes stimulates your imagination, duh

  • @predawnmoon1497
    @predawnmoon1497 6 років тому +1

    7:27 WAAALUIGI

  • @genericjonathan4115
    @genericjonathan4115 6 років тому

    This is like main channel jerma i love it

  • @Slatefield100
    @Slatefield100 6 років тому +1

    This is some riveting melee-only Scout gameplay

  • @klg9549
    @klg9549 6 років тому +2

    Your Far Cry 5 streams were hilarious (from what I caught of them, so this is a treat). I love it when you guys play these kind of games that have a lot to do in them but also have the silliest glitches
    EDIT: What about the wolverine encounter?

  • @cammfoxboy
    @cammfoxboy 6 років тому +3

    Hows it going mister, HEY SIR! *BONK* eyyyyyy.

  • @Fatalgamer55
    @Fatalgamer55 6 років тому +1

    All things considered, I'm surprised you didn't literally beat a dead horse too

  • @char7403
    @char7403 6 років тому +1

    Remember when this was highly anticipated?

  • @MP-oy8bq
    @MP-oy8bq 6 років тому +1

    This game is what would happen if a triple A studio wanted to make just cause 3 but didn't know what fun was.

  • @forealdo25
    @forealdo25 6 років тому +1

    If you can dodge Jerma, you can dodge a ball.

  • @flyingrussians218
    @flyingrussians218 6 років тому

    Jerma and the Baseball Bat Brigade: coming soon to a theatre near you

  • @SyrupBuccaneer
    @SyrupBuccaneer 6 років тому +5

    Streamer goes PSYCHO

  • @snuggleduff
    @snuggleduff 6 років тому +1

    man for some reason etalyx sounds a lot like star

  • @XenomorphDrone
    @XenomorphDrone 6 років тому

    Livin' in a van, down by the river

  • @trashrabbit69
    @trashrabbit69 6 років тому +1

    I'm not even five seconds in to the video and I just want to say congratulations Jerma for managing to kill Branch Davidian John Wick with a baseball bat.

  • @javierserrano349
    @javierserrano349 6 років тому +1

    Classic Diana.

  • @cheerleaderb.5946
    @cheerleaderb.5946 6 років тому

    Soundboard: "You died again?!"

  • @seanhennessy3968
    @seanhennessy3968 6 років тому +1

    HEY SIR
    [bap]

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 6 років тому

    I've been watching for a month or two, but have yet to subscribe. A little late, but here you go!

  • @something298
    @something298 6 років тому

    *If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball*

  • @goblinzits
    @goblinzits 6 років тому

    "I just wanted to fish."

  • @curtisehoffman
    @curtisehoffman 6 років тому

    I was just talking about Jerms over on Tagg's channel.

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 6 років тому +1

    3:49
    Just laughin' about it

  • @PKMNTrainerKelly
    @PKMNTrainerKelly 6 років тому

    the first segment begs the question "do you like hurting other people?"

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 6 років тому

    An Etalyx-Jerma Co-Op bingo card would have "Somebody dies from the most meanial joke." "Etalyx kills an innocent in cold-blood", and "Jerma says something godawfully horrid he gets mad at himself."

  • @browniemangaming
    @browniemangaming 6 років тому

    Reign of terror of the florida man continues. What will he do next?

  • @user-ex6xc5ox3k
    @user-ex6xc5ox3k 6 років тому

    Beating a dead horse has never been this tasty!

  • @abilitytopage
    @abilitytopage 6 років тому

    Jerma....It's Hoy....Wheeler 404

  • @Hate1337Me
    @Hate1337Me 6 років тому

    Video is private...JERMA, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 6 років тому

    Even Death is afraid of Diana. XD

  • @Ziggylata
    @Ziggylata 6 років тому

    rip

  • @keenanbartlome8153
    @keenanbartlome8153 6 років тому

    Karma and discount star_

  • @king_slimy8859
    @king_slimy8859 6 років тому +1

    Ace fucking pilot

  • @ThePlasticSpoon
    @ThePlasticSpoon 6 років тому

    You should buy the metal bat it never breaks

  • @DonHaussettler
    @DonHaussettler 6 років тому

    Given the title: Anybody briefly wonder if Cr1tikal was playing with them?

  • @akalion213
    @akalion213 6 років тому +1

    Wow this game is hard

  • @Dxpress_
    @Dxpress_ 6 років тому

    7:29
    Jermaluigi.

  • @NoNoNoNoNo78567
    @NoNoNoNoNo78567 6 років тому

    Hey sir! *CLINK*

  • @deabo8799
    @deabo8799 6 років тому +1

    Jerma can you do more casual commentaries like the old times?

  • @9600bauds
    @9600bauds 6 років тому

    I can't believe Diana is fucking DEAD

  • @insertnamehereerror6932
    @insertnamehereerror6932 6 років тому

    Jerma vs star 2018

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 6 років тому

    Oof, you can always tell when Holy Mac isn't editing. Miss you Macdaddy~

    • @lunary7592
      @lunary7592 6 років тому

      Oh so thats why it seemed off what happen with Holy?

    • @halowaffle25
      @halowaffle25 6 років тому

      Lunary idk. Something personal, I think. Jerma's been pretty evasive when asked about it.
      If I had to speculate, I'd say that it might be family-related. As far as I can tell, HolyMac himself is okay.

    • @tricksterking9490
      @tricksterking9490 6 років тому

      I am not a huge fan of Mac's editing, I think I prefer effector

  • @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958
    @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958 6 років тому

    m e bu r p i n

  • @guhhpebur
    @guhhpebur 5 років тому +2

    I keep watching the intro send help

  • @JackSamuels
    @JackSamuels 3 роки тому +2

    Jerma, please use a parachute when you play Far Cry 6.

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 6 років тому

    4:38 jermaRat

  • @lurking162
    @lurking162 6 років тому

    *Ma’am

  • @FratFerno
    @FratFerno 6 років тому

    FarC, whY?! 5

  • @buttersbeans6929
    @buttersbeans6929 6 років тому +76

    Play Bookworm Adventures 2

  • @heavymachete6235
    @heavymachete6235 6 років тому

    why was this privated about an hour ago? was it taken down?

  • @bbplayer51
    @bbplayer51 6 років тому

    What movie was that starting clip from?

  •  6 років тому +10

    woah there

    •  6 років тому +6

      can we get an easy pete up in here???

    • @uncurablekill
      @uncurablekill 6 років тому +5

      Elon_thelad This is so sad
      Can we spawn 50 easy Petes

    •  6 років тому +2

      thank you my dude

    • @hybridged
      @hybridged 6 років тому +2

      *bastard intensifies*

  • @ishdakfgp9200
    @ishdakfgp9200 6 років тому +4

    bro that fortnite update is pretty gnarly!

  • @Morgformer
    @Morgformer 6 років тому

    Is that STAR_?

  • @BigPeterG
    @BigPeterG 6 років тому +1

    Do you have a Patreon?

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 6 років тому

    Hey Jerma, you should do a co-op run of Divinity: Original Sin. There's a lot of ways you can fuck with eachother and it's just a good rpg. The sequel, too.

  • @hi-fu6db
    @hi-fu6db 6 років тому

    Did jerma ever finish undead nightmare?

  • @Jomster777
    @Jomster777 6 років тому +1

    Why you no play with Ster no more?

  • @homosidorovich4753
    @homosidorovich4753 6 років тому +2

    9:41 10:04

  • @rahgnou
    @rahgnou 6 років тому +1

    Do you still keep in touch with ster2??? Or should i day STAR_

  • @bradnelson1147
    @bradnelson1147 6 років тому +2

    What's the intro from?

  • @Billy-vb3qq
    @Billy-vb3qq 6 років тому

    2 “guys” “play” “far cry”

  • @antond12312
    @antond12312 6 років тому

    Why is mackarel gone?

  • @WolfPackSnatchWPS
    @WolfPackSnatchWPS 5 років тому +1

    What game is this

  • @bjeizus521
    @bjeizus521 6 років тому +3

    Peepeepoopoo

  • @dewpy2858
    @dewpy2858 6 років тому +5

    hahaha hehehe hohoho

  • @andrewochoa1079
    @andrewochoa1079 6 років тому +1

    I'm dumb. I just realized that he is playing with Ster_

  • @JustSmug
    @JustSmug 6 років тому

    woah i’m early to one of these

  • @devulluved9344
    @devulluved9344 6 років тому +1

    At first i thought star_ was playing with jerma too bad their relationship is in shambles rn

  • @BuzzBuzzImaWasp
    @BuzzBuzzImaWasp 6 років тому

    me likey

  • @Runenut
    @Runenut 6 років тому +6

    do you have bookworm adventures 2

    • @Eroen515
      @Eroen515 6 років тому +1

      Runenut You’re not fooling anybody, Thurgo.

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 6 років тому +136

    Excuse you Jerma as a native Floridian I object to the term "Florida Man." As it is a racial slur the likes of the N word but 6 million times worse. My Jewish lawyers will send a copy right strike on this video, I'll see you in court next Wednesday.

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited 6 років тому +35

      Some Random Name “Florida man kills compact Boston man”

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz 6 років тому +31

      Some Random Name "ANGRY Florda man attacks SMALL Massachusetts man in blind fury"

    • @kaiserwigglesiii2369
      @kaiserwigglesiii2369 6 років тому +10

      Some Random Name You're not welcome here, Florida Man.

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 6 років тому +6

      +lmao
      "While high on 38 different types of drugs."

    • @Accidentallyok
      @Accidentallyok 6 років тому +6

      +some random name "Jewish' only refers to said lawyers religious views. the term you are looking for is "Jew Lawyer" this refers to the hard work your lawyer will put in to extort the opposing side to your advantage using tactics not morally acceptable