Ridin' around on a horse with no name Gettin engulfed by the flames Editor: bellusdaisy / bellusdaisy Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Image coming across the scene of two charred horse corpses and a smoking wagon, with a cowboy in a box inside the train car next to them and you ask the cowboy "what happened?" and his reply is "I'm stuck in this box"
jesus christ. Watching fire helplessly as fire spread towards two horses that cant escape, has to be one of the darkest things jerma has ever done... But then he did make Jermacraft.
Given how often jerma will yell "WHAT HAPPENED" even though it's clearly indicated off to the side of the screen what happened and why, I'm starting to believe he just wears horse blinders and/or is playing on minimum FOV in real life
Not only Serbs tbh, anyone from the Balkan region will hold a grudge and will remember you if you broke his pencil back in middle school or some simple shit like that
Jerma trying to shoot the reins to free the horses honestly sounds like an action scene from a shitty Disney movie, where Ol' Cowboy John has to free the horses by shooting the reins. Instead of that reality, we get Jerma, trying & failing to shoot the reins, watching the horses burn alive whilst screaming for help from inside a box.
In this video, Jerma makes a geographical blunder and spends way too long trying to explain a simple concept (jot that down on your bingo cards), and kicks a goat in the ass. Also, dynamite.
3:28 "When things are desperate, we have to stick with the plan." *Immediately crashes directly into wagon and launches off horse in a 360° flip* "Keep a low profile." *Does it again*
@@driboleet Effectator, you're doing a great job with these titles man. You're funnier than this streamer for certain, make your own twitch and yoink all his subs
To be far, being part-serb and knowing many serbs, Serbian accents are very similar to Russian accents, and there is a panslavic tie between the two, as well as Russia having defended Serbia during the Great War.
The stupid thing about the start was, Serbia is actually super similar to Russia. In fact, they wish they were part of Russia. While the language is more similar to Bosnian/Croatian, it would not be out of the ordinary for someone from Serbia to sound quite Russian. But don't tell Jerma so we can keep gaslighting him.
The irony here is that speaking english in a russian accent is not that far off from speaking it in a serbian accent. In fact, you could argue it's just a slavic accent in general.
The Jerma is a river in southeastern Serbia and western Bulgaria. Though not very long (5 feet), it is notable for trying to be funny on the internet
Funny thing is that the J is not J as in "jump" but is actually read as Y in "Yoshi". So apparently it's not even Jerma river but Yerma river xd
@@budvarlager7027
Yopless
@@budvarlager7027 I remember STAR_ was calling Jerma "Yorma" in one of their old GTA IV videos
Prime shitposting
Is it that stream that ate a whole sleeve of Oreo’s and threw up in his moms bed
Image coming across the scene of two charred horse corpses and a smoking wagon, with a cowboy in a box inside the train car next to them and you ask the cowboy "what happened?" and his reply is "I'm stuck in this box"
Local fanboy travels to Siberia only to find out that the Jerma River is located in Serbia
jesus christ. Watching fire helplessly as fire spread towards two horses that cant escape, has to be one of the darkest things jerma has ever done...
But then he did make Jermacraft.
Man, these comments are just as good as the videos itself :D
Local Las Vegas Streamer insults entire country by claiming river named after him was in russia
technically he's right though, Siberia is rightful Serbian claim
@@MisterSpinalzo excuse me, wat?
@@aleksarodic7542 Ok, got it. haHAA
local commenter uses overused meme format
Kill a bear, next clip, wearing the bear on his head.
Streamer gets furious that he is too small to get out of a shoebox so he burns and kills two horses, in his rage...
That final segment was something out of psychological horror movie... Jesus Christ...
[Sees black man carrying a broom, instantly panics that "he's got a gun."]
Officer Jerma on the case.
Now you've got me picturing an It's Always Sunny spoof with the two burning horses like "We just learned a lesson!"
funniest comment i've ever seen☠️😭😭😭😭😭
Jerma would never
Given how often jerma will yell "WHAT HAPPENED" even though it's clearly indicated off to the side of the screen what happened and why, I'm starting to believe he just wears horse blinders and/or is playing on minimum FOV in real life
@YamFestival except jerma is actually funny
@@caltheklutz6373 no one said he wasn’t
@@donteventry.6560 you've resurrected me from 2 years ago, i will now grant you 3 wishes, under one condition: they all have to be about deez
@@caltheklutz6373 I wish for nuts
entombed streamer incinerates innocent horses
for the love of god, montresor!
Holy shit I just love how at 7:11 Jerma immediately assumes the role of an NPC in another player's RDR2 world
Serbia forgives simple mistakes, little Bosnian man.
лол к нерд
yes, serbians are known to hold no grudges
@@MisterSpinalzo naw not really
Not only Serbs tbh, anyone from the Balkan region will hold a grudge and will remember you if you broke his pencil back in middle school or some simple shit like that
It's just how people are idk
lol, that dude at 7:56 going for the cyclone kick slayed me
Man it really sucked when Stalin sent all those prisoners to the gulags in SERBIA
Compact streamer fails geography
I love how each video entry slowly reveals the editors’ impeccable taste in film and television.
Jerma trying to shoot the reins to free the horses honestly sounds like an action scene from a shitty Disney movie, where Ol' Cowboy John has to free the horses by shooting the reins.
Instead of that reality, we get Jerma, trying & failing to shoot the reins, watching the horses burn alive whilst screaming for help from inside a box.
How is Jerma not out of Red Dead Redemption parody words.
Edit: I was wrong. Forgive me. You matched Jerma's titles and their "quality"
How about show the automaton and call it mad sad invention.
you mean Effectator &/or Holy Mackerel
One syllable
One syllable
Three syllable
+Jarrod
"incineration" is five
*One syllable
One syllable
Ends in -tion/-sion
In this video, Jerma makes a geographical blunder and spends way too long trying to explain a simple concept (jot that down on your bingo cards), and kicks a goat in the ass.
Also, dynamite.
Local streamer mistakes broom for gun,
He shits his pants.
Welcome to watch mojo and these are our top five picks for streamers that shit their pants.
something: exists
jerma: hysterical laughter
The Jerma river is qoute: ”not very long (72km)”
These horses take more abuse than a glue factory.
I've been hitting my lawfully wedded factory for years, so that's saying something
is it a common practice to abuse glue factories where you're from?
h
I have once had sexual intercourse with a flu factory without its consent, I’m not proud of it.
3:28 "When things are desperate, we have to stick with the plan."
*Immediately crashes directly into wagon and launches off horse in a 360° flip*
"Keep a low profile."
*Does it again*
Local streamer possessed by the ghost of a looney tunes character at 7:48
man watches helplessly as his beloved horses slowly burn to death 10:19
Jerma is the fastest widowpuncher in the West!
7:10 jerma’s inner cop came out
Jerma makes the perfect jockey.
This is an advanced meme.
4:54 Reminds me of that time that bear sucked up like 100 hotdogs in 6 seconds.
HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW ITS A COMPETITION
11:19 i think we already got a winner for the worst noise of 2019
I may have laughed too hard at 8:54
High compact streamer goes back to school and fails geography, gets mad and kills 2 horses
jerma is a boomer who tries to be a zoomer and then sometimes realize that he is a doomer
Jerma is the anti-doomer
Sir Rebral Palsey that’s a bloomer
"There have been repeated edits to state that the river is "compact" and alter the length"
lol poor wikipedia
Still being vandalized to this day.
This video feels the most like main jerma channel jerma to me. I laughed throughout the whole thing.
I lost my mind when the guy caught on fire
Товарищъ Ерёма, молча аплодирую Вашим блестящим познаниям в науке географии.
It's so weird how this game is so unbelievably realistic but Arthur can't swim/survive in water for more than 20 seconds
Local streamer is angry that his legs are too short to get out of a box, ends up burning two innocent horses
i thought boston was in chicago once
Is this the streamer that set horses on FIRE?!
I heard this is the same guy that murdered a one armed war veteran and shot up an entire store ON STREAM
I'm so glad you added the goat clip, it's my favourite one!
Local gnome gets trapped in small wooden box
3:26 voice crack?
7:56
Once again the ending of this video is gut busting
How fitting that the compact streamer cant get out of a 2 feet box and causes a tragedy as a result
Jerma, the only guy that could get stuck inside a box in Red Dead 2
Local streamer stuck in waist high box lights horses on fire as makeshift flare to signal help.
Wtf the river Jerma is real
well, it's pronounced more like "YAIR-mah"
well, it's pronounced more like "ur mum"
+Adam Raaif Nasheed
i mean, that *is* closer than "Germ-uh", to be fair
Does Jerma have the n word pass?
yes.
I gave him the unlimited time n-word pass.
SIBERIJA JE SRBIJA
Only Jerma can extract comedy out of just playing a game. I feel like 99% of the time with other streamers nothing usually happens during gameplay.
A lot of them can do that once in a while. But Jerma can do it EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEHOW
10:20 the never ending story
Local buffoon traps himself inside small box. Burns two horses alive attempting to free himself.
Jerma is literally the clumsiest person I've ever met.
This video is the perfect representation of what actually happens in Red Dead 2
Those dislike are Serbians
*attacked by billy goat
*kick goat
Mack, you're doing a great job with these titles man. You're funnier than this streamer for certain, make your own twitch and yoink all his subs
It's not Mack, it's Effectator
@@driboleet Effectator, you're doing a great job with these titles man. You're funnier than this streamer for certain, make your own twitch and yoink all his subs
They already have a Twitch
A streamer of small stature accidentally confuses serbia and siberia and infers the wrath of the motherland.
Is this the guy who hugged a civil war vet and then murdered him because he thought he pickpocketed an entire rifle.
CAN I GET A YEEHAW IN CHAT
YEEHAW
YEEHAW
SERBIA IS RIGHT NEXT TO RUSSIA RIGHT?
7:55 that was almost SF Ryu’s Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku. That may be a western man but he has the eastern fighting spirit in him.
As a Serbian i have been heavily offended
That's what you get for killing Archduke Ferdinand
I was not ready for that ending joke
7:14 that’s racial profiling dude. 💀💀💀
To be far, being part-serb and knowing many serbs, Serbian accents are very similar to Russian accents, and there is a panslavic tie between the two, as well as Russia having defended Serbia during the Great War.
i remember adding the apology to that page haha
What the hell is that opening scene from???
The Trip (2011)
Can we talk about the noise that thing made at 2:46
*local commenters use overused meme format*
I'm Serbian and this was amusing
The video is in references at Wikipedia
Well, looks like this good ol’ boy’s seen his last gunfight...
jerma is a good cowboy
Jeremy shouldn't get caught up on that Serbia/Russia joke.
The Russians call them 'little Russians'.
This vid is now credited under resources and citations underneath the actual jerma river's wiki page
nvm it's gone
The stupid thing about the start was, Serbia is actually super similar to Russia. In fact, they wish they were part of Russia. While the language is more similar to Bosnian/Croatian, it would not be out of the ordinary for someone from Serbia to sound quite Russian. But don't tell Jerma so we can keep gaslighting him.
7:15 american police be like
Etalyx is a machine!
I had no idea that this game is so funny.
dude, where is star?
The irony here is that speaking english in a russian accent is not that far off from speaking it in a serbian accent. In fact, you could argue it's just a slavic accent in general.
The chat changing the Wiki's is just another "All Dogs Go To Heaven 2" incident.
I will never understand what The Trip has to do with this video
8:56 I cried laughing
Jerma you didn't stick with the plan. Stick with the bloody plan!
7:13
Racist streamer profiles black man with broom, claiming he has a gun.
All he had to do to set the horses free was walk up next to them and press a button
The irrony
local yuman gets an F in geography ON STREAM
Red Hot Combustion 2
Shoutout to that reference to The Trip
It looks like the Wikipedia article has already been changed back.
Hi
I don't think we have a river called Jerma in Serbia.
inb4 jerma starting a balkan war for calling serbs russians
7:14 war veteran playing blackjack has a ptsd attack.
"serbia's like right next to russia, right"
the americans never fail to impress with their school systems
Memorizing all the countries of the world is not an indication of a good school system, the problem is way more complicated than that.