*After the events of 9/11 and the subsequent "War on Terror," Hank would be approached a third and final time by the government to enlist his procurment and logistical expertise. This time the client was Purdue Pharma, and the job was to run raw opium from Afghanistan into the US for the purpose of refining into pain meds. Hank would take the job, but quit only two years later, citing "the work just wasn't exciting anymore, and those Oxy pushers didnt pay nearly as well as the CIA." Hank would return to the music business, and his small side job of running generic pain pills over the Canadian border to the US.*
What about 2020 when his jewish reverse age serum he was given by the local synogauge so he could join blm riots destroy local buisnesses so the corpo’s can sling fent and worship ol saint george floyd our fent and savior
I've heard that since then, he's escaped to the L.A. underground. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, you can hire Hanky Panky Hank.
My AI grandpa told me a story from his tour of AI Vietnam (late AI 1970) about what the the captured AI Viet Cong confessed in an iteration. He said they were scared to death by what they called "cây kèn Sài Gòn" or "The tweaker of Saigon". He said at first he thought those AI POWs were just shell shocked or had jungle fever or something. But the trippy thing is, when he was on patrol, what he had thought was a standard AI search and destroy mission, they found a duffle bag on the side of the road labeled "Hank's secret stuff". Under the impression that it was an AI IED boobie trap, they placed an explosive next to it to clear the road for future operations. But when they detonated it, there was no additional explosion like you get when you clear AI IEDs. He said his AI platoon had to move on before he could get a good look at the AI desbres in the crator. My AI grandpa said he doesn't know if it was the tweaker of Saigon or anything else but he said he never laughed at those AI stories ever again.
Special forces operators and socom operators stories with some of the declassified operations punched into chat gpt asked to generate song and these are what ya get, absolute fkin bangers of songs
Captain Hank is the unsung hero of USA, he embodies the essence of american patriotism. ❤ I feel so proud to be american when listening to him 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️
Hank was eventually caught. Luckily for him he wasnt sent to military prison because he was caught by a CIA agent who was in desperate need of a man as skilled as Hank. Unfortunately for Hank the next 30 years of his life would be more than he ever bargained for.
I'm 71 years old may I know all this shit happened there was so much cocaine on the runway of pease Air Force Base that's spell they needed bulldozers to clean it up welcome to the concerts where were you we could have used you all of the north got arrested for that after they ordered them to do itHank I'd love to thank you for all the good work you did for the American people😅 I know all this what happened is what's the best part
His pappy was running with the crew overthrowing the government of Iran (Mossadeq), doing some gun and gold running to Poland and Ukraine (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Soviet_resistance_by_the_Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army) and he took a young Hank with him to Guatemala, working for The United Fruit Company as cover, whilst helping overthrow Arbenz. Pappy was very upset when his annual gambling boondoggle in Havana was stuffed up by the Cuban Revolution and he flew with the rebels during the Bay of Pigs excursion. Angry about what happened he spoke out and his son, Hank was dragged into MK Ultra as a way of silencing dad. You know the rest. Hank's pappy was from Arkansas and had early experience of US government involvement in the drug trade when he was in Marseilles in 1947 working with the Mafia to break up communist dominated trade unions. He had some lovely times in Italy during the late 1940's setting up Operation Gladio and renewing wartime Mafia acquaintances and assisting their drug deals as a quid pro quo for their help against the Italian communists. These were wonderful days; lots of sun, good food, plentiful whoring, a bit of GBH on commies and pinkos and no-one cared much about the drug running. Simpler, happier times.
This is the most American song ever.
Probably the most accurate Vietnam song and it wasnt even fortunate son.
Play it at .80x speed. Thank me later.
@@callmeginga Remember, kids! Fortunate Son is a patriotic song *because* it is anti-government. Pro-government music is for loyalists, not Patriots!
That's Clasified...
*After the events of 9/11 and the subsequent "War on Terror," Hank would be approached a third and final time by the government to enlist his procurment and logistical expertise. This time the client was Purdue Pharma, and the job was to run raw opium from Afghanistan into the US for the purpose of refining into pain meds. Hank would take the job, but quit only two years later, citing "the work just wasn't exciting anymore, and those Oxy pushers didnt pay nearly as well as the CIA." Hank would return to the music business, and his small side job of running generic pain pills over the Canadian border to the US.*
What about 2020 when his jewish reverse age serum he was given by the local synogauge so he could join blm riots destroy local buisnesses so the corpo’s can sling fent and worship ol saint george floyd our fent and savior
👏👏
🥸🇮🇱🫡🇺🇸
Yes
I've heard that since then, he's escaped to the L.A. underground. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, you can hire Hanky Panky Hank.
I would absolutely play an FPS starring Hank in Nicaragua or Vietnam fighting a war and shippin snow. That would be so boss.
Call Ubisoft right damn now, lol. A 3rd person would be cool like a Ghost Recon squad type of game
I have great news. Check the other song about Hank sending cocaine to the states. In the comments section.
@@ryansmith1115fuck Ubisoft give it to Rockstar the way god intended.
@@RFEM520 well, they may do a good job, but the Ghost Recon Wildlands gameplay style would be awesome
@@ryansmith1115. Call rockstar Ubisoft can’t make good games anymore, ghost recon was repetitive and mid.
I ironically rock out to this shit all the time. As a veteran I love it.
Same
This would make a good dark comedy action film. Similar vibe to tropic thunder
Tropic thunder and the greatest beer run but over a magnum of smack
American made
@urukhaicoffee YES PERFECT
"I had to do what I had to do in order to make a few bucks."
I feel you on that one, Hank.
"Because fighting the Vietnamese fucking sucks"
Is such a universe feeling, so many countries would agree
My AI grandpa told me a story from his tour of AI Vietnam (late AI 1970) about what the the captured AI Viet Cong confessed in an iteration. He said they were scared to death by what they called "cây kèn Sài Gòn" or "The tweaker of Saigon". He said at first he thought those AI POWs were just shell shocked or had jungle fever or something. But the trippy thing is, when he was on patrol, what he had thought was a standard AI search and destroy mission, they found a duffle bag on the side of the road labeled "Hank's secret stuff". Under the impression that it was an AI IED boobie trap, they placed an explosive next to it to clear the road for future operations. But when they detonated it, there was no additional explosion like you get when you clear AI IEDs. He said his AI platoon had to move on before he could get a good look at the AI desbres in the crator. My AI grandpa said he doesn't know if it was the tweaker of Saigon or anything else but he said he never laughed at those AI stories ever again.
“Hand me a Pabst Blue Ribbon, and let’s get to shipping” is the most American line
This might be one of the hardest AI songs I've found yet
This one and "helped the CIA smuggle cocaine" are valuable history lessons, and better country songs than anything written in the last 30 years
This is genuinely one of the best AI songs i've ever heard. Hope we hear more from Hanks misadventures abroad. Fantastic stuff. ❤
Thank you for your service.
Has a really great Country Vibe to it
I'm glad to know Hank is back to add to his legend
I’m blown away
there is much truthiness in this song
Special forces operators and socom operators stories with some of the declassified operations punched into chat gpt asked to generate song and these are what ya get, absolute fkin bangers of songs
only Hanky Panky Hank can successfully rhyme "ass" with "ass"
Ok there are at least 4 songs in the saga of Hank now we need the rest of the album 👍👍
Captain Hank is the unsung hero of USA, he embodies the essence of american patriotism. ❤ I feel so proud to be american when listening to him 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️
True hero!
best ive heard so far , better than Bobo Bogangles early work
Hank really gets around.
I love this song!!
GET THIS ONE ON SPOTIFY!!!
why does this guy look like WhistlinDiesel?
Oh my gosh it all makes sense now
Where do you think he got his money from
I wish this was on that Spotify. It's a good folk song.
This should be available for purchase or on Spotify
I was part of hanks team in nam that was a hell of the time
Need this on spotify
This is the fucking napalm bomb
I support the troops
Would love to see Hank songs about GWOT smuggling heroin from Afghanistan
Hank was eventually caught. Luckily for him he wasnt sent to military prison because he was caught by a CIA agent who was in desperate need of a man as skilled as Hank. Unfortunately for Hank the next 30 years of his life would be more than he ever bargained for.
This is so American, I love it
Just remembered movie Air America.😂
Full Metal Jacket awesome ❤
Hank career 50-90s was on tommy vice city timing
The real men were sent on these hush hush missions
Put this on Spotify!
This is Trevor's dad from GTA5. It runs in the family xDlol.
Frank Lucas was the master mind behind the heroin in caskets...
I'm 71 years old may I know all this shit happened there was so much cocaine on the runway of pease Air Force Base that's spell they needed bulldozers to clean it up welcome to the concerts where were you we could have used you all of the north got arrested for that after they ordered them to do itHank I'd love to thank you for all the good work you did for the American people😅 I know all this what happened is what's the best part
If he was 20 here, he would have been only 15-19 when the CIA kidnapped him for MK-ULTRA. Such resilience.
Leagues ahead of todays garbage. Hank was right.
please bring this song to itunes :D
put this on spotify cmon
Hank is a true American patriot! 🗽🇺🇲
What was hank doin in the 50’s
What WASN'T Hank doin' in the 50s?
@@JunKazamaFan homie those were the 30’s-40’s
His pappy was running with the crew overthrowing the government of Iran (Mossadeq), doing some gun and gold running to Poland and Ukraine (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Soviet_resistance_by_the_Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army) and he took a young Hank with him to Guatemala, working for The United Fruit Company as cover, whilst helping overthrow Arbenz. Pappy was very upset when his annual gambling boondoggle in Havana was stuffed up by the Cuban Revolution and he flew with the rebels during the Bay of Pigs excursion. Angry about what happened he spoke out and his son, Hank was dragged into MK Ultra as a way of silencing dad. You know the rest.
Hank's pappy was from Arkansas and had early experience of US government involvement in the drug trade when he was in Marseilles in 1947 working with the Mafia to break up communist dominated trade unions. He had some lovely times in Italy during the late 1940's setting up Operation Gladio and renewing wartime Mafia acquaintances and assisting their drug deals as a quid pro quo for their help against the Italian communists. These were wonderful days; lots of sun, good food, plentiful whoring, a bit of GBH on commies and pinkos and no-one cared much about the drug running. Simpler, happier times.
i wanna go back in time and be hank
Spotify plz I love it
the original
Im thinking my papa had to be part of this great team😂
BASED
We’re not here for what you are thinkin’ / it isn’t for the Gulf of Tonkin sinking
That’s good.
I knew a guy...
😂
Please do a cover of reverend horton heat "balls of cocain"
ua-cam.com/video/oLttGfxGoSY/v-deo.htmlsi=qnxtz7BRCzw1tjSp
Classic
bring our boys home.
Lol, did this in Afghanistan
Yes that was funny as shit😂
based
Heroin was smuggled back in dead G.I.s ! 🙄
Do not understand this experience. Do not judge those that cry. But find humor as a Nephilim.
Sort of David Allan Coe Vietnam War dreaming minus the 'Rebel' (slavery) flag.