I advertise my life on UA-cam(mostly through comedy shorts)It's not glamorous at all(and probably never will be lol 😂)and I don't try to make it seem that way.Still,these are some of the truest words ever spoken.
9:04 it's also impressive how he uses his left foot to take a picture of himself holding a camera with his right foot. Since he has no friends of course.
Dad made his 1st social media account a few days ago and saw his acquaintances posts. He was probably thinking out loud when I heard him say that it'll be embarrassing to meet up with them since they have all become so rich and he's still the same as he was since the last they met. Turns out that these acquaintances got tons of bank loans and other debts. Dad felt good about himself after learning these saying, "I might not have all these materials things they have but I least, I never had any debt, and actually got some money in my bank."
DUDE this is why I love this channel Sooooooo much. I think it's a tie between the guy who was rescued by his dog on the "death defying cliff" that was more life baffling and hilarious, and the "Uncle" but I have to have over the Stupidity award to the guy who uses filters eloquently but forgets that people can have their faces tagged and be alerted whenever their face's in a photo on ANY platform. ROFLMAO 🤣
Don't be so stupid. The keys are completely different. You can't buy a cheap vw key and hey presto it opens a different manufacturers car. Just think about. Different keyblade, different printed circuit board . Different coding.
Honestly, a Few months ago after the pandemic started my teacher chat me to send a homework that I didn't finished, so I took a shot of a blank paper and edited it with words with my phone and I added some filters. My teacher didn't noticed it.
@Robert Smith I don't even think its genuine. Like she would really show that. We all are in total control of what we decide to post online so I'm really lost here.
When I sent people pictures (Individually, I don't do pictures on social media) I always try to make up a fun background. I sometimes do weird (NOT DANGEROUS!) stuff to get a smile.
The people who get the real pics don't share them, the people with lives are to busy exploring and living. social media offers connection then turns 180 and gives you competition and addiction. Like when I go to the alps I will share nothing. Perfect way.
That laptop they show a mini model of is called Lenovo X1 Carbon. But I am into 3D printing and I know there is a 3D printer from Bambu Lab also called X1 Carbon. Kinda weird!
I wouldn’t be so judgmental about the girl in the show kitchen. Maybe she was asked to help with advertising for the hardware store where the show kitchen was.
You are defiantly middle class if you are buying your milk from co-op Also love the captain obvious from hotels.com shaking his head in disaprroval 😂😂😂
Most newer Porsche’s have a keyless fob that is shaped like a little car, lol. Whatever. If you have money for a Porsche, Mercedes or any high end German car, be prepared to fork out large for maintenance. We service a lot of these vehicles. The cheap people decline routine maintenance and literally cry when something super expensive fails due to their own neglect. No one told you to buy it ! My personal favourite is “I got a good deal on it.” Good, you’ll money for repairs then ;)
I rarely post on social media, and when i do, it's always memes, selfies or stuff that i actually do, and i don't brag too much either. I usually don't check out social media too much. Twitter? I have two accounts, but i only use one, which i almost never use. Instagram? I don't use it as much as i used to. Facebook? I use it from time to time, but i don't do much. Snapchat? Has an account, but i never use it. I used Snapchat once or twice, but stopped using it. I don't even have the app downloaded on my current phone. The only social skills i gain is honestly from the comment section of UA-cam and from real life, when i'm visiting my parents, is working or but groceries, or when i'm in town, which means when i visit the closest city, and a few events i attend. Other than that, i'm not a social guy.
The photo is a fake. Easy to prove. Yes, Porsche and VW are bed buddies and share some trivial stuff. However, the car is a 1999 to 2004 911 Carrera. It has a transponder that reads the chip in the key fob/transmitter. She is holding a “banjo” key. That particular style “banjo” key does not contain a chip. Porsches that have transponders do not use that style “banjo” key. Porsches with banjo keys don’t use a transponder. You can use a Porsche key in a VW and vice versa. But they have to be matching types. Transmitter key with transponder car or non-transmitter key with non-transponder car. As a side note: when you get into mixing and matching transmitter (chip) keys you must verify the key has the same MHz range as the transponder. Older models were typically in the 300 to 415 MHz. Later models much higher. Hope this helps.
0:36 this actually could be true since the Porsche is made by VW. Edit: 1:17 I had a similar situation on Tinder. When I met the girl, her legs are like 6 of mine combined. I was horrified.
Porsche and Audi are in fact owned by Volkswagen but it is highly unlikely that the key to the car would not bear the same symbol as the vehicle itself.
nothing cut the cake like Singapore fake Photographer Daryl Aiden on instagram who got endorsements from Sony, beauty products but in truth he never traveled nor even shot those stock photos.
Right, but who exposed them? Half of these would require the up loader's knowledge. Who hasn't angled themselves on a slope to make it look more dangerous? It's fun. And if they were in danger, they wouldn't be saying "Quick, take my picture!" They'd be demanding help.
I know influencers who promote skin care products but couldn't get rid of thier acne, promote hair care products but wears a wig himself... Instagram is a lie..
@@money3553 Serious kudos to you. Saying those words tastes like marmite, hahaha... As I know from experience lol. But you have integrity my man. Good to see :)
"Social media is all about trying hard to look like your not trying." I could not agree more
If you ever see me on any social media pictures it’s guaranteed to be accurate. My life sucks! Lol.
@@benjirmcmahon if u see my Instagram, there are no pics because my life is boring
I dont go at all on social media i got an real life might not be as exciting as theire pictures but at least its real
I advertise my life on UA-cam(mostly through comedy shorts)It's not glamorous at all(and probably never will be lol 😂)and I don't try to make it seem that way.Still,these are some of the truest words ever spoken.
@@johnd1774 thats a lie as youtube is a form of social media
It's sad that people have so little self esteem that they have to pretend.
9:04 it's also impressive how he uses his left foot to take a picture of himself holding a camera with his right foot. Since he has no friends of course.
Dad made his 1st social media account a few days ago and saw his acquaintances posts. He was probably thinking out loud when I heard him say that it'll be embarrassing to meet up with them since they have all become so rich and he's still the same as he was since the last they met. Turns out that these acquaintances got tons of bank loans and other debts. Dad felt good about himself after learning these saying, "I might not have all these materials things they have but I least, I never had any debt, and actually got some money in my bank."
Some of these are just pure talent... Art of photography
(For people who think I'm serious. Chill in jk)
Yes sirrrrr
Agreed) Not bad. Some are quite interesting even.
I'm *
Partly why I closed my FB account a few yrs ago. Nearly all my friends turned out to be wankers.
What does wankers mean
@@stevewilkosotherchair7192 how old are you
@@archmage12 I am 11. Is that bad?
@@stevewilkosotherchair7192 it is basically a rude word for an idiot.
@@ericscaillet6087 oh thanks
"Struggle of keeping up with social media"
Like if its a part of life thats needed. Like working or eating healthy.
Oh my god all those people just taking selfies on that same beach to the point of damaging it just irks me. It shows what kind of people we are.
You mean what kind of people they are
We?
DUDE this is why I love this channel Sooooooo much. I think it's a tie between the guy who was rescued by his dog on the "death defying cliff" that was more life baffling and hilarious, and the "Uncle" but I have to have over the Stupidity award to the guy who uses filters eloquently but forgets that people can have their faces tagged and be alerted whenever their face's in a photo on ANY platform. ROFLMAO 🤣
A 21 min ad of 3 guys making an actual coffee table (table made of coffee beans) before this vid. Cool
4:27 the truth is better than the lie
Porsche is own by vw . If someone had to get a key replacement vw would be the cheaper way to go. So the first one could be legit.
Yes
was about to say this
The old Porsches had VW keys
Don't be so stupid. The keys are completely different. You can't buy a cheap vw key and hey presto it opens a different manufacturers car. Just think about. Different keyblade, different printed circuit board . Different coding.
Tz 6 it were the same dude. honestly
Honestly, a Few months ago after the pandemic started my teacher chat me to send a homework that I didn't finished, so I took a shot of a blank paper and edited it with words with my phone and I added some filters. My teacher didn't noticed it.
_Sneak 100_
Plot twist:
Your teacher noticed, but didn’t want to call you out on it as that would ruin your life.
At least you did the homework
10:00 they guy didn't even try to remove the modern car in the background of a so called "1978" photo.
“This carefully stacked wad of bills is hiding something” It’s also the wrong colour 😆
Who gives two craps if you’re first or not
Ikr plus everyone that says first is NEVER first lol!
first
Thank you. People can be so corny.
You certainly do because you asked that question. When do people learn that if you mention it it literally proves that you care?
The people who comment "first" do
3:50 that dog just stole my heart.
2:59
Be amazed: where did they find that miniature laptop
Me: it’s called resizing in photoshop
Sitting next to a dog is better :)
Agreed
They don’t complain
at least they are faithfull, honnest etc , unlike the bulkshittingbullshitters like the basic apes that we are.
@@ericscaillet6087 they are not faithful.if someone gives food .they go right behind them
Currently doing ❣️
10:20 I haven’t watched the rest of this video yet I paused at that exact time to predict that he has jam on his face. Edit: turns out I was right :)
people do everything for perfect photo :D
Yeah!
something even more impressive about 9:04 guy is that he took the second pic with his other foot
That VW Key works with the Porsche. just a dealer replacement key. VW is the parent company...
The bow wow challenge was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
6:18 Hello this is Hamburg calling, Florentin Will from Rocketbeans.tv. Do you like Tacos?
Do things that prove ur life is a lie
Killing myself
Where did you hear that stripes are slimming? They actually make you look even fatter, especially if they're horizontal.
and people wonder why i despise social media.
5:03 STOP USING THAT ONE I SAW IT A MILLION TIMES!!!
I find it hilarious when people photoshop themselves and it's so obvious 😂
His voice make me help go sleep ... I don't why but I fall asleep always when half video done
I won’t lie, some of these I love the message behind it (the parent blogger), and some was just flat out smart.
The strawberry jam, hahaha you can literally see the seeds bro, c'mon 👱♀️🤦🍓😆😂🤣
3:39 wait, but the pool picture is also doctored. Someone used a really bad effect to make two columns of slime drip into the water. Why even do that?
Who took the photo of him taking the photo with his foot 9:05 this is a double lie
( 7:29 )
Being someone who is satisfied by modle cars, I WANT THAT MODLE CAR.
I am always AMAZED by your videos keep it up dude :D
What exactly about this video is amazing?
I'm so genuinely curious.
0:24 Im pretty sure she's not lying. Bcuz Porsche is owned by Volkswagen lol😂.
A fun fact, the key held by the person in the thumbnail is a key to that car, as VW owns porsche, and uses VW keys on some 911 models.
LMFAO, That MGK Shii Was A Total FLop
That cropping one with the girl with stripes is kind of mean spirited.
@Robert Smith I don't even think its genuine. Like she would really show that. We all are in total control of what we decide to post online so I'm really lost here.
I think you missed the whole point of this video.
The slimming effect of stripes only works if the stripes are vertical not horizontal
Found the fatty.
Guilty of the cropping. But as far as using props, wigs as fake partners,etc do people really do these things? 🤣🤔
Lucy McNamara STOP WITH THE FUCKING EMOJIS!!!
Edit: USING EMOJIS DOESN’T MAKE YOU COOL!!!
@@NoFlyZone31
Bitching at people like you are doesn't make you cool either lmao
@@TheArtObsessed bitching at both does not make you cool
@@pauloalexandre-dd4nl
My comment was directed at one person so how was I bitching at both? lol
Also never claimed to be cool
@@TheArtObsessed look at the fun side. Maybe someone will tell me the same and we all can carry on until it reaches 1000 people
10:03 posting a random friend saying he’s your uncle xD
When I sent people pictures (Individually, I don't do pictures on social media) I always try to make up a fun background. I sometimes do weird (NOT DANGEROUS!) stuff to get a smile.
Ah my Instagram feed... memes and cat videos.
Loved this vid...could’ve been days long with this topic I’m sure!
When u have to BS about your life - you know it sux :)
The people who get the real pics don't share them, the people with lives are to busy exploring and living. social media offers connection then turns 180 and gives you competition and addiction. Like when I go to the alps I will share nothing. Perfect way.
That laptop they show a mini model of is called Lenovo X1 Carbon. But I am into 3D printing and I know there is a 3D printer from Bambu Lab also called X1 Carbon. Kinda weird!
Technically Volkswagen makes Porsche soooooo she is half right!!
I've never seen seeds in someone's blood before!
Ha! I’ve definitely seen that recipe at 6:25 in a cook book somewhere before
I like the part where he was sitting next to a dog. Puppy lies are so cute!
I wouldn’t be so judgmental about the girl in the show kitchen. Maybe she was asked to help with advertising for the hardware store where the show kitchen was.
These people are unbelievable and so cringy.
I don't understand social media when everyone you how knows have a different version of you in your mind
7:72 honestly I don’t care that is fake that’s just straight up a very impressive model.
I meant 7:32
You are defiantly middle class if you are buying your milk from co-op
Also love the captain obvious from hotels.com shaking his head in disaprroval 😂😂😂
Definitely*
Most newer Porsche’s have a keyless fob that is shaped like a little car, lol. Whatever. If you have money for a Porsche, Mercedes or any high end German car, be prepared to fork out large for maintenance. We service a lot of these vehicles. The cheap people decline routine maintenance and literally cry when something super expensive fails due to their own neglect. No one told you to buy it ! My personal favourite is “I got a good deal on it.” Good, you’ll money for repairs then ;)
Had a friend clam he use to be in the military until we asked him his unit, Sargent, gun used, training, deployment day. Ect,
The dislikes are from the people you exposed their pictures lol
8:14 "the pressures of keeping up with appearances on social media"... sigh, people are dumb
Why can't people have the actual balls to be real?
1:35 WTF HOW SHE MOVED BUT SHE DIDNT MOVE
7:05 That "hack" was on 5-Minute-Crafts
I despise these people so much.
I rarely post on social media, and when i do, it's always memes, selfies or stuff that i actually do, and i don't brag too much either. I usually don't check out social media too much. Twitter? I have two accounts, but i only use one, which i almost never use. Instagram? I don't use it as much as i used to. Facebook? I use it from time to time, but i don't do much. Snapchat? Has an account, but i never use it. I used Snapchat once or twice, but stopped using it. I don't even have the app downloaded on my current phone.
The only social skills i gain is honestly from the comment section of UA-cam and from real life, when i'm visiting my parents, is working or but groceries, or when i'm in town, which means when i visit the closest city, and a few events i attend. Other than that, i'm not a social guy.
You are right Collin King
The guy at 3m 50 seconds in looks like super mario haha
True, lol.
I'm glad I never bothered with social media (except watching you tube), a total waste of time.
Always glad when cheats get exposed. They deserve it.
Atleast they have great ideas to take photos....accept for the new car🤣
AOC fake crying next to a chain linked fence in front of an empty car park.
😂
Now I have to do something ridiculously outrageous, something obviously fake, just to jack with people.
Make more of these so people know reality.
The guy lying down? That isn’t the same towel🤷♀️. And he’s on grass. Not sand. Calling out the caller.
Wow🤯. That poor dog looked malnourished AF.
Do more Scary things caught on tape or something
The photo is a fake. Easy to prove. Yes, Porsche and VW are bed buddies and share some trivial stuff. However, the car is a 1999 to 2004 911 Carrera. It has a transponder that reads the chip in the key fob/transmitter. She is holding a “banjo” key. That particular style “banjo” key does not contain a chip. Porsches that have transponders do not use that style “banjo” key. Porsches with banjo keys don’t use a transponder. You can use a Porsche key in a VW and vice versa. But they have to be matching types. Transmitter key with transponder car or non-transmitter key with non-transponder car. As a side note: when you get into mixing and matching transmitter (chip) keys you must verify the key has the same MHz range as the transponder. Older models were typically in the 300 to 415 MHz. Later models much higher. Hope this helps.
Damn. I just noticed how old this video is. Well, that was a big explanation for nothing!
6:01 it’s obvious that the picture is fake because of how the background looks. I can’t imagine being that dishonest. I couldn’t nor wouldn’t be.
6:17 florentin will?!??
0:36 this actually could be true since the Porsche is made by VW.
Edit: 1:17 I had a similar situation on Tinder. When I met the girl, her legs are like 6 of mine combined. I was horrified.
Porsche and Audi are in fact owned by Volkswagen but it is highly unlikely that the key to the car would not bear the same symbol as the vehicle itself.
Porsche belongs to VW so technically she´s not that far of.
I agree. It's all Volkswagen group.
i would have responded with "bet that bottle won't talk shit about me now will it! Thnx babe!"
Who does this crap? Ridiculous
Shameless the series got reccomended to me
I ain’t gonna lie, I do get up on my chair to take a nice food photo. At least I don’t go broke trying to look rich lol
1:43 thats not lying, its called photography lmao
And then MGK wanted to portray David Lee Roth in The Dirt... 🤣
nothing cut the cake like Singapore fake Photographer Daryl Aiden on instagram who got endorsements from Sony, beauty products but in truth he never traveled nor even shot those stock photos.
Right, but who exposed them? Half of these would require the up loader's knowledge.
Who hasn't angled themselves on a slope to make it look more dangerous? It's fun. And if they were in danger, they wouldn't be saying "Quick, take my picture!" They'd be demanding help.
Maybe VW was asserting dominance by keeping the key with their logo? 😅
never trust photos trust videos cuz you can see the secrets
I want to be a joker after this ! Mark
I know influencers who promote skin care products but couldn't get rid of thier acne, promote hair care products but wears a wig himself... Instagram is a lie..
jokes on you, volkswagen owns Porcshe
Hey, someone with a brain. XD
But regardless Porsche key has a Porsche symbol and Volkswagen key has a vw symbol
@@money3553 not true at all, if you get a replacement Porsche key, it'll come with a VW emblem on it most the time.
@@killer008r ok didn't know that
@@money3553 Serious kudos to you. Saying those words tastes like marmite, hahaha... As I know from experience lol. But you have integrity my man. Good to see :)
0:23:
Car-guys: allow us to introduce ourselves
Edit: who else saw that the key has other shape of logo compared to Porsche logo
This is why I don't have social media
1:59 the smiles are not the same