Moms Share Childbirth Horror Stories

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  • “My son pooped inside me”
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,6 тис.

  • @aivytran195
    @aivytran195 4 роки тому +13831

    the way that Alison told her story made it 1000 times funnier🤣

  • @macewindu1573
    @macewindu1573 4 роки тому +7317

    *adoption and surrogacy have entered the chat*

    • @Estysdiary
      @Estysdiary 4 роки тому +21

      Mace Windu 🤣

    • @marisaa.tamayo
      @marisaa.tamayo 4 роки тому +79

      in the name of the galactic senate, i approve of this comment's humor.

    • @extracelestial1027
      @extracelestial1027 4 роки тому +155

      i can never have a baby naturally; I *know* that I’m not strong enough for this. Every time someone I know gives birth, every one of these videos I watch, I know that I can’t. luckily i also know I was called to adopt!! but a pregnancy??? no. nope

    • @lil._cottagecore._fairy
      @lil._cottagecore._fairy 4 роки тому +11

      But then another woman would have to experience the birthing process😳

    • @tmatiara2075
      @tmatiara2075 4 роки тому +5

      That's what I'm saying.

  • @alexandraberends1183
    @alexandraberends1183 4 роки тому +4557

    everyone: childbirth is the most magnificent and beautiful thing ever
    allison: it was horrific and disgusting

  • @randomperson8658
    @randomperson8658 4 роки тому +1917

    Alison: "So I was scheduled to have a C-Section.."
    *Kieona: "So I was enjoying a pizza.."*

  • @moniquelang02
    @moniquelang02 4 роки тому +12652

    “You’re gonna be wearing diapers, people need to start telling you that” well thank you for the heads up

    • @SJ-qf2tz
      @SJ-qf2tz 4 роки тому +34

      Monique Escovedo honestly

    • @tiffanihollenbeck8249
      @tiffanihollenbeck8249 4 роки тому +170

      You really will though. Overnight maxi pads will be your best friend lol

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 4 роки тому +87

      Yup I got the thickest pads I ever had after my son was born.

    • @user-go2rh9yg8i
      @user-go2rh9yg8i 4 роки тому +24

      @Lauretta Eck You'll be pooping still

    • @user-go2rh9yg8i
      @user-go2rh9yg8i 4 роки тому +61

      @Lauretta Eck You can't get up all the time. Like my mom couldn't get up cause she was in labor as well

  • @chelsealauren1258
    @chelsealauren1258 4 роки тому +13162

    This should be titled: “How to Scare You Out of Having Children”

    • @shoshanahtheodile9586
      @shoshanahtheodile9586 4 роки тому +80

      YES!!!

    • @MsZebra-ke8yf
      @MsZebra-ke8yf 4 роки тому +248

      Only. It's to late
      IM THREE WEEKS AWAY AND NOW IM SCARED!!
      NO ONES TOLD ME I NEEDED DIAPERS FOR ME TOO

    • @xtow46
      @xtow46 4 роки тому +95

      @@MsZebra-ke8yf good luck

    • @edmarie6277
      @edmarie6277 4 роки тому +111

      @@MsZebra-ke8yf praying for a good birth🙏🏼 and don't forget those diapers😭!!

    • @emilyvoit1568
      @emilyvoit1568 4 роки тому +43

      Ms. Zebra or ultra sized pads lol

  • @catlover1039
    @catlover1039 4 роки тому +1477

    Me a teenage girl who is already scared about a future child birth: yeah okay let’s watch this and hope it doesn’t scar me for life

    • @ivym3969
      @ivym3969 4 роки тому +25

      Honey child focus on school 👌🏽

    • @localidiot4116
      @localidiot4116 4 роки тому +14

      IvY Martin
      C o v i d I n t h e b a c k

    • @abbysworld05
      @abbysworld05 3 роки тому +6

      In child care before school shut down we watched a child birth on tv

    • @danistinnett7934
      @danistinnett7934 3 роки тому +7

      I'm currently 19 and pregnant lol

    • @slutucatalina9257
      @slutucatalina9257 3 роки тому +27

      girl you don't need to have kids 🥰 you can adopt or just be child-free

  • @queefconnoisseur8429
    @queefconnoisseur8429 4 роки тому +2272

    *Me being lesbian*: I hope I don’t get accidentally pregnant

    • @Jay-my7tx
      @Jay-my7tx 4 роки тому +20

      Lol

    • @s0ftbby346
      @s0ftbby346 4 роки тому +37

      Rose lit r*pe exists (sadly)

    • @ivym3969
      @ivym3969 4 роки тому +7

      True that sis 🙌🏽⭐️🙌🏽

    • @evelynblackthorn5737
      @evelynblackthorn5737 4 роки тому +43

      “Oh no, I must be the Virgin Mary”

    • @s0ftbby346
      @s0ftbby346 4 роки тому +4

      Rock Roll obviously!

  • @dad3741
    @dad3741 4 роки тому +6406

    These moms better be getting a REALLY nice Mother’s Day card.

    • @juli6952
      @juli6952 4 роки тому +99

      Every mom should

    • @taylorsmith3567
      @taylorsmith3567 4 роки тому +125

      I’m making a Mother’s Day card that says “sorry I pooped in you”

    • @oliviajohnson9674
      @oliviajohnson9674 4 роки тому +11

      I love simply too lol 😆

    • @hildurleifsdottir2035
      @hildurleifsdottir2035 4 роки тому +16

      sO i aM cOnFuSIoN I like you’re profile picture😂💿💿💿💿

    • @rebeccagriffin4579
      @rebeccagriffin4579 4 роки тому +8

      sO i aM cOnFuSIoN my daughter is due mommas day!

  • @carolinechen9225
    @carolinechen9225 4 роки тому +2666

    Fun fact:
    You didn't search for this

  • @ellan-rosecaulfield855
    @ellan-rosecaulfield855 4 роки тому +441

    "I'm over here dying and you're going to sleep!? SNORING?!....... Was i supposed to have some sympathy for that?"
    😂😂😂 I'm done

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 роки тому +471

    “It was sending all the oestrogen to my breasts, thereby leaving my vagina a desert wasteland.” I LOST IT. ALISON’S STORYTELLING WAS SO FUNNY😂😂

  • @gardenofeden6404
    @gardenofeden6404 4 роки тому +5935

    I pooped inside my mom too. I literally ate it in the birth canal and ended up almost dying because I was legit choking on my own poop

    • @soukybird9274
      @soukybird9274 4 роки тому +402

      garden of eden awwwwwh ahahaha what a cutie eating poop 💩 😂😂😂

    • @blueseaasmr2040
      @blueseaasmr2040 4 роки тому +122

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 роки тому +281

      That's disgusting

    • @user.37893
      @user.37893 4 роки тому +256

      garden of eden I pooped too and it got in my eyes and they got infected

    • @taylorharvey6091
      @taylorharvey6091 4 роки тому +65

      Red Ivy they weren’t born so it’s not that bad lmao

  • @thatukrainiann
    @thatukrainiann 4 роки тому +11415

    i lost it at “my body is so f*ck*ng stupid” 🤣
    side note: i really appreciate these videos. they’re very blunt and educational. personal stories are always nice to learn from rather than random textbook words/ reading materials

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому +112

      That first one was so funny! "I have no idea how the second one got inside of me".

    • @abrionbrown7200
      @abrionbrown7200 4 роки тому +12

      Ikr!! I need more!!

    • @loveleila.
      @loveleila. 4 роки тому +7

      thatukrainian periodt

    • @Juliap28
      @Juliap28 4 роки тому +11

      She could be a comedian. Perfect timing. 😂

    • @bibou3102
      @bibou3102 4 роки тому +5

      😂 😂 😂

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 4 роки тому +925

    Allison is an amazing storyteller!! She's hilarious and so honest, it's amazing! "It's never a good thing when a doctor laughs in the face of your vagina" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cyrus8591
    @cyrus8591 4 роки тому +534

    “I don’t even know how the second baby got in me” I’m ROLLING 😂

    • @tlunceford77
      @tlunceford77 2 роки тому +5

      How I feel about my 4th 😂😂😭

    • @wishingonthemoon1
      @wishingonthemoon1 2 роки тому +5

      I laughed embarrassingly loud here in public. That was gold 😂

  • @olivegreeneyedbeauty
    @olivegreeneyedbeauty 4 роки тому +14510

    Alison is a hoot, she needs her own standup special.

    • @apriljoy5754
      @apriljoy5754 4 роки тому +159

      I was looking for this comment ♥️😂♥️♥️. I AGREE

    • @courtttbabyyy9035
      @courtttbabyyy9035 4 роки тому +126

      Omg agreeee! She cracks me up

    • @AsIs
      @AsIs  4 роки тому +558

      we love her sm

    • @locklanpercival9650
      @locklanpercival9650 4 роки тому +26

      I was hunting for this too

    • @erin8133
      @erin8133 4 роки тому +39

      she is so funny haha I love when she tells any story!

  • @mackenzieanonick7807
    @mackenzieanonick7807 4 роки тому +6179

    This should be called “why moms are the STRONGEST people on earth”

    • @gvbyx
      @gvbyx 4 роки тому +38

      PERIODT

    • @illegirl6230
      @illegirl6230 4 роки тому +11

      @Anonymouse lmao I was just thinking that

    • @rinnn3521
      @rinnn3521 4 роки тому +8

      @Anonymouse EXACTLY

    • @kileybee4167
      @kileybee4167 4 роки тому +4

      Anonymouse lmao same

    • @thesevenkingswelove9554
      @thesevenkingswelove9554 3 роки тому +55

      I literally don't wanna have a child. Idk how these women do it and I am so grateful how my mom did it.

  • @victoria-su9uj
    @victoria-su9uj 3 роки тому +334

    “My daughter broke my vagaygay”
    Me: already off to a interesting start...

  • @madhorsey1232
    @madhorsey1232 4 роки тому +192

    "Was I supposed to be sympathetic to that?" Legend

  • @symonerache
    @symonerache 4 роки тому +3219

    She said “was I supposed to have sympathy for him” 💀💀

    • @ajohonly3721
      @ajohonly3721 3 роки тому +25

      symone rache hahahahaha hahahahaha that was funny

    • @kieraanimations2389
      @kieraanimations2389 3 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarahruiz6553
      @sarahruiz6553 3 роки тому +112

      My husband also fell asleep while I was in labor. I CaN nOt forgive him. I think I would have been less offended he had just walked out of the hospital. If you have a husband/boyfriend that is going to be with you in labor then I strongly suggest you talk this it before hand. You dont want to be in pain AND angry trust me.

    • @alicia_grace
      @alicia_grace 3 роки тому +10

      Before I saw her story I thought you were quoting what one of the moms thought about her own child 😂

    • @sarahmoon-sapp1195
      @sarahmoon-sapp1195 2 роки тому +4

      Mine sat in my room eating Chinese food while I was at 6cm and pre-epidural... If you've never had a child, they won't let you eat or drink anything during labor on the off chance you have to be put under anesthesia, due to risk of choking on/aspirating any potential vomit. I shot so many daggers at him at that point! He's lucky he survived lol. I've gotten over it now, but it was a whole ordeal at the time.

  • @allofyourtoys
    @allofyourtoys 4 роки тому +6990

    the first woman is such a good storyteller, i was literally so captivated the entire time omf

    • @InfiresTaekook
      @InfiresTaekook 4 роки тому +57

      Yes totally!

    • @Iamatalkingtree
      @Iamatalkingtree 4 роки тому +83

      I died she's fantastic

    • @casarellastef
      @casarellastef 3 роки тому +23

      She’s a riot

    • @tiktoklover0702
      @tiktoklover0702 3 роки тому +7

      A. G. Same

    • @abbysworld05
      @abbysworld05 3 роки тому +7

      I would say, sorry your first pregnancy was with 4 humans, yes I was one of the quads, I was the second one and only girl

  • @tarek-tj1gf
    @tarek-tj1gf 4 роки тому +474

    “My daughter was born sunny side up”
    What

    • @zc262
      @zc262 4 роки тому +35

      No breach is when the but comes out first. And sunny side up is when the baby comes out looking at the sky instead of the ground

    • @zc262
      @zc262 4 роки тому +7

      Just an easy way to explain 😂

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 4 роки тому +6

      @@zc262 I thought that was just a type of breach position. They're totally separate?

    • @girl_diary08
      @girl_diary08 3 роки тому

      The baby's head was the wrong way

    • @iatebambi
      @iatebambi 3 роки тому +2

      🍳

  • @caliwashere
    @caliwashere 4 роки тому +179

    “ sort of shrivels up and *DIES* “

    • @lplayz1501
      @lplayz1501 3 роки тому +5

      I read this the second she said that 🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +4005

    Not only is childbirth frightening, but you're going to have to deal with your kids when they turn into a bratty teen lmao

    • @detectivea9213
      @detectivea9213 4 роки тому +48

      WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN!??!!??!?!+!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @shelbybarchett8569
      @shelbybarchett8569 4 роки тому +47

      Dude I didn't expect to see you comment on this type of video😂

    • @freda423
      @freda423 4 роки тому +16

      I like your profile pic Jellal/mystogan from fairytail :)

    • @freda423
      @freda423 4 роки тому +5

      Bianca Gonzalez 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 роки тому +17

      I know right. They're going to struggle a bit. Parenthood is extremely difficult.

  • @yuigirl2
    @yuigirl2 4 роки тому +3263

    Allison has the perfect comedic timing

  • @Nara-gy9qm
    @Nara-gy9qm 4 роки тому +827

    Adoption.
    A D O P T I O N.

  • @bashhhe
    @bashhhe 4 роки тому +136

    Alison is hilarious. Her storytelling makes me so comfy and relaxed. Feels almost like listening to Briget Jones herself 🤣

  • @Karla-wb3id
    @Karla-wb3id 4 роки тому +3095

    When Kieona said that her bf fell asleep while she was in the pain I lost it

    • @indiamartinez5327
      @indiamartinez5327 4 роки тому +286

      nctpink my husband slept SO much while we were in the hospital. Next time I’m bringing a nerf gun so I can shoot him and wake him up.

    • @Karla-wb3id
      @Karla-wb3id 4 роки тому +40

      @@indiamartinez5327 omg 😂😂😂

    • @omgitstracey
      @omgitstracey 4 роки тому +92

      India Martinez lol my husband was asleep the whole time I was having contractions at home. To his defense he spent most the night putting furniture together but I was still not happy about it 😂

    • @melissagraeff1096
      @melissagraeff1096 4 роки тому +82

      nctpink my husband starts reading a book while I was in labor. I told him to put that book down and hold my hand or he was never touching me again. Lucky for him he put the book down.

    • @DezraIngridAAmar
      @DezraIngridAAmar 4 роки тому +4

      My husband did too

  • @lamiaceae
    @lamiaceae 4 роки тому +1939

    I like how she was gonna break up with him and then had the baby and now are married with two kids

    • @evelynblackthorn5737
      @evelynblackthorn5737 4 роки тому +1

      I think she broke up with someone else

    • @DreamerxPunk
      @DreamerxPunk 4 роки тому +43

      Evelyn Blackthorn she said she's married to her baby daddy when telling the story. i think its really cute.

    • @suja605
      @suja605 2 роки тому

      @@DreamerxPunk that's unfortunate tbh

  • @juliettebaysinger46
    @juliettebaysinger46 4 роки тому +144

    Drinking game: take a shot every time you hear the word vagina.

  • @sophie-yb8zn
    @sophie-yb8zn 4 роки тому +230

    imagine pushing and just seeing 4 students just
    👀👀👀👀

    • @gypsierose3611
      @gypsierose3611 3 роки тому +11

      My first I had a million students look at my vagina. Now I really don't care who sees it. I have no shame

    • @lucyvogt2092
      @lucyvogt2092 3 роки тому

      That’s gonna be me

    • @kuhu7130
      @kuhu7130 3 роки тому +6

      @justarandomartyhuman this cracked me up lmfaoooo

    • @raaza2660
      @raaza2660 2 роки тому +1

      @isabella OMG IS THAT TRUE WHAT WAS THEIR REACTION??

    • @toastedpecan4986
      @toastedpecan4986 2 роки тому

      @@raaza2660 what did they say?

  • @jillianelise5
    @jillianelise5 4 роки тому +2642

    Y'all just prevented so many pregnancies

    • @girijar4678
      @girijar4678 3 роки тому +19

      Haha ya

    • @ajohonly3721
      @ajohonly3721 3 роки тому +41

      I hope they can help with my baby fever 🤒 this changed nothing so far.
      I want it 🤣

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 3 роки тому +28

      @@ajohonly3721 phew girl you're determined then!! 😂

    • @rosemaryfox9212
      @rosemaryfox9212 3 роки тому +7

      @@ajohonly3721 I feel that! We still have a couple months before we take out my IUD but MAN even with this I WANT IT😂

    • @ritaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @ritaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 3 роки тому +9

      Ahahahahahaha best birth control is this video xD

  • @thedancingemt
    @thedancingemt 4 роки тому +4356

    “are you sure because on television everyone’s water breaks” famous last words before having a baby on the couch

    • @imogenxx5073
      @imogenxx5073 4 роки тому +59

      Yea my mums water never broke with my brother and he was born in his sac

    • @emilyfraker7580
      @emilyfraker7580 4 роки тому +23

      Imogen xX damn i bet that was crazy to see

    • @imogenxx5073
      @imogenxx5073 4 роки тому +14

      Emily Fraker yea it was

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 роки тому +14

      2 of my 4 didn't break until I started pushing.

    • @adelyne706
      @adelyne706 4 роки тому +9

      10-15% of women water break

  • @shamaraaaron8943
    @shamaraaaron8943 3 роки тому +93

    "I don't even know how the second baby got in there" Alison I love you😂😂😂😂😂

  • @veronicabonilla4119
    @veronicabonilla4119 4 роки тому +47

    "Was I supposed to have sympathy for that?"
    Absolutely loved that lmao

  • @shysensei2348
    @shysensei2348 4 роки тому +2700

    "I'm dyin and he snorin" 😂😭💀

  • @lila2793
    @lila2793 4 роки тому +2909

    My friend: why don’t you want kids?
    This video: **exists**

    • @kaylithorsen7017
      @kaylithorsen7017 4 роки тому +14

      Jelly Bean saaame!

    • @angrycactus158
      @angrycactus158 4 роки тому +34

      I’m adopting 10000%

    • @pufferfish2320
      @pufferfish2320 4 роки тому +5

      @@angrycactus158 same

    • @jones7628
      @jones7628 4 роки тому +22

      I actually want kids when I’m older. I always dream about having the perfect family and everything, but I’m extremely scared of everything. I don’t get why guys don’t deal with painful things like this, and why it has to be the girls that are pregnant and get periods & etc (I haven’t gotten mines yet.) It’s not fair to me.

    • @ourchemistryislikericecake9783
      @ourchemistryislikericecake9783 4 роки тому +23

      I want biological kids but don't want to give birth. 😫

  • @marsofficial3798
    @marsofficial3798 4 роки тому +31

    that first mom made laugh so much. she’s the best storyteller omg

  • @alizatrash7009
    @alizatrash7009 4 роки тому +145

    I'm a triplet, yay for my mom!
    My mom: :')

  • @QueenQS
    @QueenQS 4 роки тому +1820

    honestly, the reason why i dont want kids.

    • @Michaelangelo591
      @Michaelangelo591 4 роки тому +32

      Saaaaaame !!!!

    • @dhaathrik4768
      @dhaathrik4768 4 роки тому +20

      Anna Grey HONEY SAME

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 4 роки тому +14

      Anna Grey Same!

    • @marisaa.tamayo
      @marisaa.tamayo 4 роки тому +14

      SAME

    • @kpopismylifeu3475
      @kpopismylifeu3475 4 роки тому +21

      You dont want to have kids? All of you. Kids are a blessing. I would bare any pain just to give birth to someone who will give me only happiness. And something to remin me of my love for my fiance or husband

  • @alicedue8652
    @alicedue8652 4 роки тому +710

    The first woman should be a comedian, I love her 😂

  • @jennasaaskilahti1384
    @jennasaaskilahti1384 4 роки тому +55

    Alison had her own comedy special and i love it

  • @billold7264
    @billold7264 3 роки тому +52

    My mom had 4 kids
    no epidural
    My mom is queen 🥰👑
    RIP mom July 3rd 1974 - October 27th 2014
    You will always be remembered

    • @bryleebeckstead116
      @bryleebeckstead116 3 роки тому +1

      I’m so sorry she is a 👑

    • @gypsierose3611
      @gypsierose3611 3 роки тому +1

      My mom had 11 no epidural and only one at the hospital because they were moving from one state to another

    • @billold7264
      @billold7264 3 роки тому

      @@gypsierose3611 OMG SHE IS THE QUEEN

    • @jucat_tea8025
      @jucat_tea8025 3 роки тому +1

      My mom had 5 with no epidural

  • @ShreyaSingh-tb9ed
    @ShreyaSingh-tb9ed 4 роки тому +1716

    "I don't even know how the second baby got in me!" Lmaoooo
    I am dead

    • @thatonevirgin8405
      @thatonevirgin8405 3 роки тому +1

      You don’t have any replies so you’re welcome

  • @isabellamarinilli3990
    @isabellamarinilli3990 4 роки тому +1778

    Well I’m NEVER having kids I can’t even handle period pain 😂😭

    • @Jay-my7tx
      @Jay-my7tx 4 роки тому +33

      Yo same

    • @MusicJunkie97xoxo
      @MusicJunkie97xoxo 4 роки тому +23

      Omg same 😂😂

    • @aprick3234
      @aprick3234 4 роки тому +43

      Isabella Marinilli My sister can’t handle poop pain 😐⭐️💜❤️😁

    • @lofarm7290
      @lofarm7290 4 роки тому +20

      They gave me all sorts of stuff while I was being induced. No pain, just a lot of napping and accidental farting. 😂

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 роки тому +24

      I'm so fortunate to say I never experience pain when on my period.
      And same. Definitely not having kids.

  • @belladaniels2495
    @belladaniels2495 3 роки тому +56

    Allison: "i nEeDeD hElP pUtTiNG cReAM iNsIDe mY vAgInA!!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow
    @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow 4 роки тому +31

    When I was born there was something wrong with my lungs, so I didn't get enough oxygen. I almost became disabled, and I could have died too. Luckily I'm fine

  • @caryssims5986
    @caryssims5986 4 роки тому +772

    *Using this as birth control....*

    • @Emma-wc5ks
      @Emma-wc5ks 4 роки тому +12

      I'm always praying all the pregnancy gods that my IUD holds up lol

    • @mandi2246
      @mandi2246 4 роки тому +1

      It’s at 777 likes so I don’t wanna like TwT

    • @caryssims5986
      @caryssims5986 4 роки тому +2

      toe ‘ my lucky number

  • @AleRu483
    @AleRu483 4 роки тому +693

    "I don't even know how the second baby got in me" 😂😂😂

  • @Valraquel1257
    @Valraquel1257 4 роки тому +84

    I already don’t wanna have kids and this made me even more ok with that decision 🥴

    • @MuhammadImran-ln4fz
      @MuhammadImran-ln4fz 3 роки тому

      Hi
      How are u ❤❤😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @cammyxedits3478
      @cammyxedits3478 2 роки тому +2

      I do love newborns but….I don’t want to give birth.
      As a 11 year old watching this makes never want a baby 😫😖

  • @poop4912
    @poop4912 4 роки тому +198

    “ my first baby was a -a-c-c-i-d-e-n-t- *surprise* ”
    bruh why don’t they let u do the cross out thing anymore it’s not as funny 😔
    wait now it’s working

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 4 роки тому +439

    *"I have my daughter. Great... she's a gift from the lord... awesome* 🤷🏻‍♀️ *"*
    I died!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @thecommentator9387
    @thecommentator9387 4 роки тому +1254

    12:01 "oh honey you're only dilated a centimeter and a half" LMAO

    • @nellisaurus
      @nellisaurus 4 роки тому +23

      They cant give you pain meds even when you’re having contractions????

    • @soukybird9274
      @soukybird9274 4 роки тому +52

      K K it’s not good for the baby so they try to avoid it til you’re further along so you won’t need more.

    • @leahviolet6144
      @leahviolet6144 4 роки тому +6

      K K I was induced with my second and having contractions with no breaks between and they only took me to delivery and offered pain relief when I was 5cm! My labour was very short though so I’m sure they would give it sooner

    • @nellisaurus
      @nellisaurus 4 роки тому +1

      Leah Violet you are so strong. I have so much respect. You did that momma!! I only hope mommas have more control and choices in their delivery care in the future.

    • @Iceblookatya
      @Iceblookatya 4 роки тому +2

      K K their is something called “laughing gas” or nitrous dioxide that some hospitals offer as pain relief when your having contractions but not fully dilated to have an epidural

  • @Staley046
    @Staley046 4 роки тому +29

    This gave me just one more reason to adopt a child, I always knew I would never give birth because i just feel deep down that it’s not in the cards for me. But I would absolutely love to adopt a child, maybe an older one, and accept the challenges that come with it :)

  • @helloworld1272
    @helloworld1272 4 роки тому +781

    Dude I can’t even put a tampon in. How do they do this.

    • @helloworld1272
      @helloworld1272 4 роки тому +41

      ffliberty *tampon. Ughhhh I can’t speeellllll!!!! Quarantine what are you doing to me?!😂

    • @hakiikah8343
      @hakiikah8343 4 роки тому +5

      ffliberty 😂

    • @helloworld1272
      @helloworld1272 4 роки тому +5

      aaliyah bx how is there no chance of them getting stuck?

    • @danielamesquita9381
      @danielamesquita9381 4 роки тому +25

      I Can relate, the first time I tried putting a tampon I fainted. And it didn't even go all the way up..

    • @helloworld1272
      @helloworld1272 4 роки тому +11

      Daniela Mesquita oof that must have been awful

  • @mrscarter6279
    @mrscarter6279 4 роки тому +878

    My horror story: it was still about a month until my due date. I had gotten myself ready for work and stopped by my OB/GYN for my 36 week visit. She noticed there was some protein in my urine and told me to go see another OB/GYN at a different facility and as I am walking out the door she says good luck. Turns out I had preeclampsia -I was going to have the baby that day! 12 hours later and I didn’t get past 6 cm so they had to do a C-section. And they didn’t numb me well enough so when they initially started cutting me I felt it all! ( After me saying “ouch ouch ouch” they gave me a higher dose of medication) - my baby wound up losing quite a bit of blood so he had a blood transfusion shortly right after he was born. I’m happy to say three years later he’s a happy healthy toddler🤗

    • @personperson640
      @personperson640 4 роки тому +24

      Jesus hope your all good

    • @monterinmycloset
      @monterinmycloset 4 роки тому +72

      My jaw literally dropped reading this oh my god

    • @mrscarter6279
      @mrscarter6279 4 роки тому +10

      person person oh yeah, I’m fine now ☺️. This was 3 years ago. I was 33 at the time, plus I was about 50 lbs overweight so I was somewhat high risk going into the pregnancy.

    • @mrscarter6279
      @mrscarter6279 4 роки тому +3

      茅野 it’s cool. Thank you. 😊 If you ask him , the cake was his favorite part of the party, lol

    • @nadiaroumane1789
      @nadiaroumane1789 4 роки тому +14

      Sorry but you're saying that they started performing a c-section when you could feel it????? I....

  • @Jessi-Love
    @Jessi-Love 4 роки тому +79

    Yall, I'd be pissed if my S.O. started snoring during our child's birth. 😂 I'd be throwing something at them to wake them up then yelling

  • @icy.diamond
    @icy.diamond 3 роки тому +23

    My respect for mothers just got 10000000x higher

  • @FaithMadden
    @FaithMadden 4 роки тому +823

    The title should be: “Click here if you desire to never have children!!”

    • @helenf.7221
      @helenf.7221 4 роки тому +6

      Faith Madden legit wanted to start trying next year....idk anymore man

    • @sydneygrace2665
      @sydneygrace2665 4 роки тому +3

      ✋🏻

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 4 роки тому +8

      Helen F. Girl don’t, save your money and travel or something

    • @sabrina6942
      @sabrina6942 4 роки тому +1

      @@helenf.7221 i mean.. i would love to have children in the future but i'm very scared. I'm sure that you'll be very happy to have your own child tho. These things definitely happen but there are many intelligent doctors

    • @localidiot4116
      @localidiot4116 4 роки тому +4

      Man these adults back here be saying I’ll change my mind once I’m older,and here I am I can’t even take care of myself how u be expecting me to take care of CHILDREN?! 😂😂😂

  • @kikikismart
    @kikikismart 4 роки тому +478

    My mom said they did the student thing to her. She said youre so stressed, flustered and in pain that you just sign the papers. They really know when to ask you😂

    • @sarahjacobsen6638
      @sarahjacobsen6638 4 роки тому +20

      kiara person Hahahh That’s was not my experience at all. I had a 48 hour birth, 30 hours in I was asked about students and I was able to give them a very strong NO still 😂 if you want or don’t want something bad enough you’ll deal with it when the time comes.

  • @NightlyDana
    @NightlyDana 3 роки тому +16

    “And apparently my body is so F****** STUPID”
    Same

  • @Iwatch56
    @Iwatch56 4 роки тому +91

    I rewatched Alison 4 minutes in. My 10 year old daughter has heard how she pooped in me. Let’s watch this together.....mother daughter bonding. To note my only child says I’m her best friend. She’s my hunny bunny

  • @dgdgdgdgws
    @dgdgdgdgws 4 роки тому +1170

    I maybe shouldn't watch this while pregnant

    • @hannahcatherine
      @hannahcatherine 4 роки тому +127

      😂😂 go eat something...❤️
      happy and safe delivery ❤️🤗 God bless

    • @dgdgdgdgws
      @dgdgdgdgws 4 роки тому +65

      @@hannahcatherine 😂😂I'm eating rn, thank you! You're so kind 🌟

    • @emo1106
      @emo1106 4 роки тому +34

      Hahaha good luck it won’t be hard and painful hopefully coming from a teenager who is terrified herself😭💕may u have a safe delivery take care

    • @hannahcatherine
      @hannahcatherine 4 роки тому +13

      @@dgdgdgdgws aww!! ❤️✨ feel so nice
      cuz people think am always rude cuz I'mma bit introverted..lol

    • @dgdgdgdgws
      @dgdgdgdgws 4 роки тому +10

      @@hannahcatherine me too, I'm the silent type, best for th eone that get to know us!

  • @nellisaurus
    @nellisaurus 4 роки тому +495

    I wasn’t even asked if 5 medical students could watch my labor. They were just there. 🤣

    • @delhawk8726
      @delhawk8726 4 роки тому +33

      K K Saaaame here! Suddenly they’re there talking about your body, stitches, and more so vagina like you’re not even there 😂

    • @nellisaurus
      @nellisaurus 4 роки тому +81

      Del Hawk oh my goodness. Yes! Lol after I delivered, two of the students came up to me and said “that was my first time ever seeing a 4th degree lac. That was cool.” I wanted to smack them and hug them at the same time haha

    • @carlya9109
      @carlya9109 4 роки тому +4

      Same!

    • @brendabush6973
      @brendabush6973 4 роки тому +60

      That’s ridiculous They should ask

    • @potatoqueen10
      @potatoqueen10 4 роки тому +32

      That seems like an invasion of privacy??

  • @lacey7391
    @lacey7391 3 роки тому +5

    I’ve never loved someone more than that first woman. Omg she’s hysterical! I want to be her friend!

  • @gillancoo9453
    @gillancoo9453 4 роки тому +5

    Ashley and her husband is a goal!!! Her husband really stood up of being a father❤❤❤

  • @borami22
    @borami22 4 роки тому +198

    Awww, the couple that ended up together eventually.

    • @SnowFoxParty
      @SnowFoxParty 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah that doesn't usually happen she was hella lucky

  • @sarala140
    @sarala140 4 роки тому +589

    "i'm over here dying and you going to sleep?" 😂😂😂

  • @sandy-leechetty9703
    @sandy-leechetty9703 Рік тому +2

    The first lady needs a gold medal. It's obvious that she is still traumatised lol😅.You did well!❤

  • @Moo-2310
    @Moo-2310 4 роки тому +6

    My mom's story of when she had me.
    I was standing in that womb like a freaking soldier, so she needed a c section. A few days later, she was having dinner at home, and the stitches on her stomach had broken. Dad can't drive, and we have no relatives who could get to our house quickly, so my mom had to drive to A&E (emergency room) for 10 minutes while bleeding, with a newborn and a 4 year old.

  • @reenat.8283
    @reenat.8283 4 роки тому +594

    this makes me scared but they’re all smiling so maybe it’s worth it

    • @MrsReed-lf9iz
      @MrsReed-lf9iz 4 роки тому +69

      Fareena Besitos not all pregnancies or births at the same. I had two natural births and they were both easy. Don’t let horror stories scare you.

    • @reenat.8283
      @reenat.8283 4 роки тому +19

      Mrs. Reed i’m glad you did ! that’s amazing and i hope for the same❤️ but like one of the women said, i wanna be prepared in case it doesn’t go easy

    • @tyralaborn7534
      @tyralaborn7534 4 роки тому +9

      It’s not lmao

    • @tiffanihollenbeck8249
      @tiffanihollenbeck8249 4 роки тому +19

      It’s 100% worth it. After all the pain you kind of forget everything you go through because now you have this wonderful beautiful new life that you have made. It’s not easy but definitely worth it

    • @MrsReed-lf9iz
      @MrsReed-lf9iz 4 роки тому +4

      Tiffani Hollenbeck agree! You don’t remember the pain. You’ll be too focused on the miracle of your child’s birth 🤗

  • @superchick99
    @superchick99 4 роки тому +498

    Alison is my favorite person on the planet 😂😂 Can she please make her own youtube channel lmaooo

  • @kookies_luv1062
    @kookies_luv1062 4 роки тому +4

    I like how that one lady said her baby was a surprise,its such a nice and cute way to put it😌💖

  • @izzypepper1100
    @izzypepper1100 4 роки тому +10

    Alison is literally one of the funniest human beings EVER.

  • @maryphan9010
    @maryphan9010 4 роки тому +323

    Both my children labors were terrible. Never again.

    • @frenchvanilla7109
      @frenchvanilla7109 4 роки тому +30

      Oh you poor thing bless you😂🙏

    • @Elisheval
      @Elisheval 4 роки тому +7

      I feel that way about the one I had last week... I can't imagine doing it again.

    • @Cocolicious1111
      @Cocolicious1111 4 роки тому +5

      Aw sis God bless you're a real trooper

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому +6

      My mom always cringes when she sees pregnant women and I ask her why she had 4 kids herself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @astoldbyjada367
      @astoldbyjada367 4 роки тому +4

      Carlos Roldan what?

  • @alexisfuller1503
    @alexisfuller1503 4 роки тому +218

    Me: scared of childbirth
    This video in my recommended:
    Also me: sure, why not.

  • @faeri_
    @faeri_ 3 роки тому +13

    “I don’t even know how the second baby got in me!” I love Allison

  • @yuliacherednikov9903
    @yuliacherednikov9903 4 роки тому +157

    "I'm changing two sets of diapers. I have a lot going on."

  • @benpaiii1327
    @benpaiii1327 4 роки тому +193

    I’m 3 months pregnant and this did NOT help my fears 😭😭

    • @alize0623
      @alize0623 4 роки тому +21

      Ariana Kennedy You got this! You’ll do great :)

    • @octretta8132
      @octretta8132 4 роки тому +10

      Good luck to you and your baby!

    • @arykie7032
      @arykie7032 4 роки тому +6

      Is abortion still possible?

    • @elizabethfuller5508
      @elizabethfuller5508 4 роки тому +13

      Amy nkie that's evil to even suggest 😡

    • @arykie7032
      @arykie7032 4 роки тому +2

      @@elizabethfuller5508 lol if you think so

  • @midge6265
    @midge6265 Рік тому

    This is so important that these ladies are honest. I really appreciate the truth and the sharing of this really intense personal experience

  • @saaaniiiyaaah3670
    @saaaniiiyaaah3670 4 роки тому +12

    *"SAMUEL! YOU SLEEP?!!"*

  • @becca5161
    @becca5161 4 роки тому +164

    I loved how the first lady told her story

  • @khinthwe5659
    @khinthwe5659 4 роки тому +141

    4:09 “I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THE SECOND BABBY GOT IN ME”

  • @klo6arkata
    @klo6arkata 2 роки тому +2

    researching the topic... listening to these stories, I am still amazed how women do this

  • @fahalliasolano393
    @fahalliasolano393 3 роки тому +6

    I'm just here for Alison. she's hilarious!!! lmaooo

  • @alize0623
    @alize0623 4 роки тому +233

    This isn’t my story, but my MIL’s.
    When she gave birth to my husband late. She was 2 weeks past due when she went into labor. This increases the chances of the baby pooping inside you, so they were nervous. Everything was going semi-smoothly and my FIL said “hey, thank God he didn’t poop!”
    Immediately when his head appeared, he pooped himself. Like he was scared. MIL had to get hosed out.

  • @mariapaulaescobaralava1699
    @mariapaulaescobaralava1699 4 роки тому +263

    I love Alison so much😂😂 she is hilarious

  • @RedRoseSeptember22
    @RedRoseSeptember22 4 роки тому +11

    The first story legit had me dying of laughter and horror XD

  • @christinecronin9191
    @christinecronin9191 3 роки тому +8

    The woman who had the Csection has a hilarious sense of humor !

  • @bexo7406
    @bexo7406 4 роки тому +100

    that child literally saved her relationship thank gos

  • @javelle9579
    @javelle9579 4 роки тому +126

    i feel so bad for laughing at the first woman's story but it's so funny and tragic at the same time

  • @tranquil-spaces5821
    @tranquil-spaces5821 4 роки тому +1

    I love how honest they are soo candide lol this exactly how I talk all the time about my births

  • @mariej6962
    @mariej6962 4 роки тому +3

    Also Alison killed it. This woman is another story

  • @fabiesbella
    @fabiesbella 4 роки тому +62

    1:24 "she is a gift from the LORD awesome" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-th7us1fl9x
    @user-th7us1fl9x 4 роки тому +299

    After you give birth the child his or her name has your male partners name. Why tho its the mother who suffers and has to risk their lives for them and most of the time take care of them the most their whole life.

    • @Yummi_913
      @Yummi_913 4 роки тому +63

      You know that's a choice right? You get to put whatever last name you want. You can even make one up. It doesn't have to be the males name.

    • @hanns115
      @hanns115 3 роки тому +17

      Jean-Mari Schoeman exactly, I have my mums last name but my little sister has her dads last name

    • @elmekashfiadhee9469
      @elmekashfiadhee9469 3 роки тому +3

      Yeahh!! 😐😐

    • @tysakamoto5569
      @tysakamoto5569 3 роки тому +12

      My baby will have my name and my partner will be changing his to ours 🤷‍♀️💯🔥

    • @idkwhattoputhere9271
      @idkwhattoputhere9271 3 роки тому +2

      @@hanns115 I have both and it’s freaking long

  • @cats_are_love
    @cats_are_love 2 роки тому

    i LOVE alison

  • @no-uv3dw
    @no-uv3dw 4 роки тому +9

    lol the first one said 'vagina' way too many times😂😂

  • @christachilds5578
    @christachilds5578 4 роки тому +271

    I’m scared to have a baby now

  • @maeganbyerley
    @maeganbyerley 4 роки тому +72

    😂😂😂😂 Omg when Allison said "I don't even know how the second baby got in me" I lost it. She's awesome at telling stories. Also I have 2 stories 1) I went into labour with my son at 5 am. At 2:30 pm my contractions literally stopped. Then around 8 pm they start up again and my son was born at 8:17 pm. My husband told me that the town we lived in was under tornado watch. 2) My mom said that I was born in a dinky little mining town. The day I was born they were thinking of evacuating the hospital due to a forest fire.

    • @kakaoshaughnessy5480
      @kakaoshaughnessy5480 3 роки тому +3

      Maegan Byerley
      What's with your family and births during natural disasters? Lol.