I Prefer English Food You Get Me? Like Pizza Or Chinese

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  • @WondersOfYoutube
    @WondersOfYoutube  8 місяців тому +543

    Subscribe !

  • @mjchiwara
    @mjchiwara 2 роки тому +215106

    English food like "pizza or chinese" 😂🤣

    • @silantro_
      @silantro_ Рік тому +1561

      Yeah, more like whisky

    • @dougray7019
      @dougray7019 Рік тому +848

      I dont think whiskey is English

    • @ashketchup2078
      @ashketchup2078 Рік тому +1485

      @@silantro_ whisky is Scottish & Irish

    • @silantro_
      @silantro_ Рік тому +382

      @@ashketchup2078 yeah you guys are right, I'm from Scotland and that's also where it comes from. I must've been in a bad mood that day

    • @caesar8683
      @caesar8683 Рік тому +56

      @@ashketchup2078 no it's not.

  • @goodvybz1246
    @goodvybz1246 Рік тому +18281

    "Pakistan!..right now were getting somewhere!"
    "George Michael version is still the best!"
    One of best skit I've seen in awhile!🤣🤣🤣

    • @wilsonmanch6773
      @wilsonmanch6773 Рік тому +28

      Funny. Trying to show what’s real on the ground.

    • @sirandrelefaedelinoge
      @sirandrelefaedelinoge Рік тому +32

      It's almost like we all watched the same video...

    • @Bibletales01
      @Bibletales01 Рік тому +8

      I didn't get that part of the joke. A Link to clip will do.

    • @marvelcomiks8078
      @marvelcomiks8078 Рік тому

      Muslims do not have nationalistic loyalties. To them, anyone, including the Govt and country that stands in the way of Islam must be destroyed.

    • @Klara_S.
      @Klara_S. Рік тому +85

      @@Bibletales01 George Michael made a song called Faith, which became really popular and became one of the most iconic songs of its time.
      The man was asking his faith (religion) and instead, Taaj replied by saying what his favorite version of rhe song is.

  • @CaptainAlliance
    @CaptainAlliance 8 місяців тому +3707

    *Bro is an actual Wallace and Gromit character fr.* 💀

    • @highlander6573
      @highlander6573 8 місяців тому +47

      He's got the teeth

    • @mrgaarus1278
      @mrgaarus1278 8 місяців тому +11

      Holy shit i see it 😮

    • @Leoboom16
      @Leoboom16 8 місяців тому +5

      Omg that's what I said. I'm not crazy

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 8 місяців тому +6

      He would've been an AMAZING Wallace and Gromit character

    • @justaguywithapowerpole
      @justaguywithapowerpole 7 місяців тому

      ​@@highlander6573eh

  • @lunarebony6122
    @lunarebony6122 Рік тому +15318

    as a chinese person I can confirm we eat english food

  • @DirtyDisgustingThief
    @DirtyDisgustingThief Рік тому +36584

    “I prefer english food like pizza or Chinese”
    Yep, definitely british

    • @chaosbuilder1531
      @chaosbuilder1531 Рік тому +76

      Yep

    • @bboooobbyy
      @bboooobbyy Рік тому +511

      The national dish of England is Chicken Tikka Masala

    • @AS-mw6pw
      @AS-mw6pw Рік тому +195

      @@bboooobbyy no it’s not. Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in Scotland

    • @bobbirdsong6825
      @bobbirdsong6825 Рік тому +1

      @@AS-mw6pw another point of national pride stolen from the scots

    • @neptune9235
      @neptune9235 Рік тому +220

      @@AS-mw6pw chicken tikka was made in india then chicken tikka masala was made in scotland because some dude changed parts of the recipe and somehow became England’s national dish for some reason

  • @demetriuspowell876
    @demetriuspowell876 Рік тому +27273

    Bro is just a sun tanned northern irish leprechaun

    • @garyschultz883
      @garyschultz883 Рік тому +4

      F globalism

    • @peteongame1003
      @peteongame1003 Рік тому +201

      LMFAO

    • @susear5939
      @susear5939 Рік тому +51

      😂

    • @evanhearne4020
      @evanhearne4020 Рік тому +131

      He’s actually English.
      Norn iron people are no where to be seen here. 😂

    • @shotgunsmoke2872
      @shotgunsmoke2872 Рік тому +115

      Mix somebody from Pakistan and an English chap together you get a child who sound irish. Who woulda thought.

  • @duty4humanity
    @duty4humanity Рік тому +2586

    You killed me with "Never met the Guy"😂

    • @SK0LV1K1NG5
      @SK0LV1K1NG5 8 місяців тому +4

      FR FR 😂😂😂

    • @theender664
      @theender664 8 місяців тому

      Why?

    • @imhoping4640
      @imhoping4640 8 місяців тому +1

      Omg are you ok?

    • @toastercatx
      @toastercatx 8 місяців тому +2

      Was I the only one expecting "nah I'm with Vodafone" 😂

  • @sidonline1922
    @sidonline1922 Рік тому +2178

    As a Pakistani i can tell in my childhood BMX bike was the most wanted bicycle

    • @nan123jishnu
      @nan123jishnu Рік тому +5

      Indians too

    • @motog4-75
      @motog4-75 Рік тому +1

      Why?

    • @PigiRepka
      @PigiRepka 8 місяців тому +2

      In Poland too

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge 8 місяців тому +1

      @@motog4-75 they’re good bikes

    • @ManicBacon
      @ManicBacon 8 місяців тому +12

      Everybody everywhere wanted a bmx when they were kids

  • @skullzyy6633
    @skullzyy6633 Рік тому +20843

    “I think he’s One of my friends on Facebook” would still get you in cuffs😂

  • @David-wp2iw
    @David-wp2iw Рік тому +16270

    That excitement saying "PARKIStan! Finally we getting somewhere!" Masterpiece

    • @oleksandr9227
      @oleksandr9227 8 місяців тому +13

      Agreable

    • @jameshogue5773
      @jameshogue5773 8 місяців тому +5

      Bro, it clicked after this 😊comment

    • @phgodinhogames979
      @phgodinhogames979 8 місяців тому

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb 8 місяців тому +5

      Followed by getting nowhere and realizing its just a some guy who's grandparents were pakistani

    • @Kit-jc3rs
      @Kit-jc3rs 8 місяців тому

      The likes to comment ratio is crazy

  • @Spad68
    @Spad68 Рік тому +394

    He got me at BMX. Let him in . Lol

    • @LSH988
      @LSH988 Рік тому +9

      Haha the whitest sport ever. Had me dying.

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 8 місяців тому

      might be white but still feel it's not English, like how freerunning (or parkour) is primarily french@@LSH988

    • @AP0NKY3
      @AP0NKY3 8 місяців тому +3

      Never met a “ethnical minority”who liked bmx

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@AP0NKY3haven't looked hard enough lol. Where I grew up in CA, I was one of like 3 white kids who did BMX out of maybe 35 hispanic kids

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 8 місяців тому

      @@AP0NKY3 bmx is literally associated with minorities bro tf are you on

  • @MyNameIsSalo
    @MyNameIsSalo 8 місяців тому +61

    No matter how many times I watch this, the “pizza or Chinese” line is always fucking hilariousn

  • @TWilk3737
    @TWilk3737 Рік тому +3340

    I love how after BMX he just moves on

    • @philipsalama8083
      @philipsalama8083 Рік тому +80

      This clip is cut slightly. In the original Taaj says he also likes cage fighting.

    • @bourbon2242
      @bourbon2242 Рік тому +6

      I would assume due to the time limit on shorts.

    • @philipsalama8083
      @philipsalama8083 Рік тому +11

      @McChrispi It's from a show called Come Fly with Me. I don't think the whole thing's on UA-cam - could be wrong, though.

    • @shrek3759
      @shrek3759 Рік тому +1

      @@philipsalama8083 Haha I watched that ages ago its funny lol

    • @Siddich
      @Siddich Рік тому +1

      @McChrispi i dont get those shorts either. i am on youtube for a reason, if i would be stupid and have the attention span of a rabbit and if i would enjoy videos being even smaller on my screen because of this awfull format, I would watch Tic Toc…but I do not, because i am only slightly stupid…not completelly hopeless…

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 Рік тому +13593

    "Come on Josh, she probably wants to experience more American cuisine, like Sushi and Taco Bell."
    ~Drake and Josh

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 Рік тому +170

      I mean Taco Bell is a heavy modification of texmex. Texmex already being a heavy modification of norteño cooking.

    • @shallnotbenamed814
      @shallnotbenamed814 Рік тому +16

      They definitely stole the joke

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. Рік тому +15

      Why would the quote be from Drake AND Josh if it's saying Josh in the quote?

    • @arthurduncan5838
      @arthurduncan5838 Рік тому +2

      This a real quote ??

    • @internetuser3203
      @internetuser3203 Рік тому +44

      @@joel.ha. Drake and Josh is the name of the show.

  • @littleboy5862
    @littleboy5862 8 місяців тому +66

    His head facial hair looks more accurate if you turn your phone upside down

  • @diederdas27
    @diederdas27 8 місяців тому +6

    “Ya get me” bro you have all the proof you need

  • @FlashAm
    @FlashAm Рік тому +13421

    that was the darkest but friendliest conversation I've seen in my life
    Edit: for the people in the replies section: this comment right here is known as an exaggeration, stop overreacting

    • @ramengurung9913
      @ramengurung9913 Рік тому +352

      @Unism but in this case there was clear ill intention from the border security guy. By staying ‘friendly’ you are just excusing racism and racial profiling which is wrong and extremely damaging - just look at how this character is being questioned for terrorism just because of his ethnicity. Obviously this is just a show but, it’s also a very common scenario that occurs in real life to so many innocent people.

    • @33screamingfrogs34
      @33screamingfrogs34 Рік тому +30

      @@ramengurung9913 real

    • @amujs
      @amujs Рік тому +29

      @@ramengurung9913 this 💯

    • @eclipse1201
      @eclipse1201 Рік тому +44

      @@ramengurung9913 100%! I think his point makes sense for minor insults, not blatant racism tho lmao

    • @crazycontraptions1249
      @crazycontraptions1249 Рік тому +17

      ​@@ramengurung9913 that's why it's funny humour has a basis in sadnesses

  • @BookOfEnchantments
    @BookOfEnchantments Рік тому +5739

    Mans had to go 2 generations deep just to find out and write him down as a Pakistani xD

    • @tech-adeptzeth1648
      @tech-adeptzeth1648 Рік тому +382

      @@Blake4014 it doesn't tell the truth either. Actually, it can't speak at all.

    • @sloth8866
      @sloth8866 Рік тому +98

      @@Blake4014 aaanndd it's been 3 generations, enough to whittle out whattever blood you're grandarents had.

    • @SergyMilitaryRankings
      @SergyMilitaryRankings Рік тому +275

      @@Blake4014 imaginary lines on maps don't define anything about you bro

    • @huzefa69
      @huzefa69 Рік тому +21

      @@SergyMilitaryRankings love that quote ^

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory Рік тому +50

      @@macgyver9013 weren’t the Romans and Persians alongside the Chinese the first to practice assimilation? That’s a nationalistic thing not leftist

  • @mugwortsoupwhat
    @mugwortsoupwhat 8 місяців тому +13

    "Like pizza or chinese" That man is a real British

  • @tribaounidadedonstania
    @tribaounidadedonstania Рік тому +14

    “so if there was a cricket match between england and *PAH-KEY-STAHN* , who would you support?” 😂😂

  • @draydenscarlett6618
    @draydenscarlett6618 Рік тому +12003

    "I think he's one of my friend on Facebook" had me dying

    • @sagalm3186
      @sagalm3186 Рік тому +21

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @MrAlvarez23
      @MrAlvarez23 Рік тому +5

      Lmao

    • @fj1914
      @fj1914 Рік тому +45

      That’s still suspicious lol

    • @goodvibes4351
      @goodvibes4351 Рік тому +21

      Fella tanked it right there 😂😂

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 Рік тому +2

      Same

  • @pichibruh
    @pichibruh Рік тому +6311

    this guy is so wholesome like "I think he's one of my friends on facebook" 🥺

    • @faebalina7786
      @faebalina7786 Рік тому +13

      But actually intelligence services groom,radicalise then arrest some of these types that clearly have some sort of mild learning needs just to justify wars,policies and invasions

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 Рік тому +8

      @@HeadbangMushroom hey me too!

    • @Justkitty-
      @Justkitty- Рік тому +2

      @@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 I got ISIS 🤣

    • @UserName-cb6jz
      @UserName-cb6jz Рік тому +6

      He's everyone's friend on Facebook. 😄

    • @kaminasama2228
      @kaminasama2228 Рік тому +3

      @FBI 👀

  • @OGPotterhead77
    @OGPotterhead77 8 місяців тому +9

    As an Italian, I can confirm that Pizza is an English food.

  • @giovanna6596
    @giovanna6596 Рік тому +16

    As a Chinese person, I admit that Chinese food is my favourite English food.

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey Рік тому +1

      Me and you both know, that the 'Chinese food' we eat here in Britain is a far cry from real authentic Chinese food.
      Still delicious though.

  • @CriticalShot1
    @CriticalShot1 Рік тому +4649

    that George Michael line is genius

    • @user-ky8ym7le9m
      @user-ky8ym7le9m Рік тому +5

      Idgi

    • @bailey29
      @bailey29 Рік тому

      @@user-ky8ym7le9m faith is a song by george michael

    • @intoxicviii
      @intoxicviii Рік тому +19

      @@user-ky8ym7le9m it's a song called faith.

    • @johnjohnfofohniam
      @johnjohnfofohniam Рік тому +6

      Ikr 💀💀💀
      Surprised not more people picked up on that

    • @CriticalShot1
      @CriticalShot1 Рік тому +35

      ​@@user-ky8ym7le9m George micheal is a singer and one of his biggest hits was a song titled Faith. So when the man asks him what's his chosen faith, believing he was asking about his religious beliefs. Taaj responded with George Michael, as he believed the question was about the song.

  • @lanalirain210
    @lanalirain210 Рік тому +7211

    "I prefer English food like Pissa or Chinese." 😂😂😂
    It's like answering French fries to the what's your fav French food question.

    • @shoverload5135
      @shoverload5135 Рік тому +86

      Yeah we all know they’re Belgian

    • @That.Guy.
      @That.Guy. Рік тому +47

      You mean Freedom Fries

    • @punchinpupun
      @punchinpupun Рік тому +42

      French fries on top of French Toast is definitively France's biggest culinary achievement

    • @alexfrank5331
      @alexfrank5331 Рік тому +5

      @@punchinpupun Horse steak with goose liver tops that with ease.

    • @Demetri450
      @Demetri450 Рік тому +5

      Ouch! Missed the point!

  • @SulphurS16
    @SulphurS16 23 дні тому +1

    He absolutely nailed that SE Asian/Yorkshire cross accent 😂

  • @gursujanrothore5998
    @gursujanrothore5998 Рік тому +12

    The accent is 💯 spot on 😂

    • @CozyCryptoCrib
      @CozyCryptoCrib 8 місяців тому +1

      He's a genius when it comes to accents

  • @Ren_J
    @Ren_J Рік тому +3858

    "I think he's one of my friends on Facebook" Little Britain was on some different shit 😂

  • @hoofarted
    @hoofarted Рік тому +2179

    Come Fly With Me was a treasure. This and Mongrels may be some of my favorite comedies

    • @paulwood6729
      @paulwood6729 Рік тому +11

      Mongrels is criminally underrated.

    • @hoofarted
      @hoofarted Рік тому +3

      @@paulwood6729 it was a funny show for sure!

    • @KannyValentine
      @KannyValentine Рік тому +4

      Thanks for naming a few. Now I'd Google them 🙂

    • @THABONEZONE
      @THABONEZONE Рік тому +3

      Shit haven’t seen mongrels in a hot second

    • @Danny____22
      @Danny____22 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, it was funny, back when people never got offended and could actually take a joke lol.

  • @empirekid4460
    @empirekid4460 8 місяців тому +52

    Mans more British than the officer

  • @mohammedezzinehaddady7252
    @mohammedezzinehaddady7252 Рік тому +11

    The number of times i've seen this clip it never failed to make me laugh hhhhhh

  • @alxofficial1541
    @alxofficial1541 Рік тому +4849

    That George Michael's line killed me lmfao

    • @dannymonroe4642
      @dannymonroe4642 Рік тому +17

      I didn’t crack a smile till that bit and then I burst out laughing 🤣

    • @elmangoiv
      @elmangoiv Рік тому +9

      How you writing if you died?

    • @porsche911sbs
      @porsche911sbs Рік тому +1

      hmm

    • @stevetennispro
      @stevetennispro Рік тому +13

      @@elmangoiv He's a 'ghost writer', duh. ;)

    • @umairahmed2418
      @umairahmed2418 Рік тому +1

      Can you please explain this one?

  • @Nikke906
    @Nikke906 Рік тому +5397

    ”Pakistan we are gettin somewhere” 😂

    • @imbk
      @imbk Рік тому +139

      Pakistan was founded in 1947, so there is a slight chance his great grandparents were born before that 😂

    • @mranima748
      @mranima748 Рік тому +46

      “Parkistarn”

    • @hodam9687
      @hodam9687 Рік тому +31

      @@imbk then they would’ve been born in one of Pakistan’s provinces so technically still Pakistani

    • @pan-iranist6135
      @pan-iranist6135 Рік тому +14

      @@hodam9687 that's not really how that works. But the real question is why it even matters when it's a completely fictional character

    • @Blaze6432
      @Blaze6432 Рік тому +16

      @@hodam9687 Pakistan couldn't have had a province before the country was born. That's like saying Texas existed before Arizona existed before the US States.

  • @scruffythejanitor1969
    @scruffythejanitor1969 Рік тому +54

    The least British thing about this guy is the fact he doesn’t like Curry.

  • @gradyparsons6678
    @gradyparsons6678 3 місяці тому +1

    Totally missed out the cage fighting part.

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 Рік тому +1945

    The George Michael one had me almost literally laughing out loud. 🤣👍

    • @jadenhancock
      @jadenhancock Рік тому +3

      Same

    • @Bob-dt7vt
      @Bob-dt7vt Рік тому +9

      Almost literally?😂😂

    • @Axquirix
      @Axquirix Рік тому +6

      The slight squint like "Y'know I can't argue with that."

    • @itsgabo9401
      @itsgabo9401 Рік тому +1

      I laughed out loud😂

    • @chfun999
      @chfun999 Рік тому +2

      any kind captain care to explain why its funny?

  • @aegisofhonor
    @aegisofhonor Рік тому +41

    "and what is your faith" "I think George Michael's version is still the best" that cracked me up.

  • @Stroin45
    @Stroin45 8 місяців тому +8

    His smile just warms my heart

  • @jamz17
    @jamz17 Рік тому +22228

    This show was so good. Cant believe it got cancelled in the UK for being "Offensive". The whole point of the show was to take the piss out of stereotypes 🤣🤣

  • @crazydeerinc
    @crazydeerinc Рік тому +3415

    "I would have to say George Michael's version is still the best." 🤣

  • @animo523
    @animo523 Рік тому +20

    Yeah, I prefer chinese too, they taste delicious

  • @gabrielpetersen8528
    @gabrielpetersen8528 8 місяців тому +1

    After visiting Italy and China, I can honestly say English and American pizza and Chinese food are a lot different from the authentic stuff for the most part. Better or worse is a matter of opinion and it’s not really all that black and white but for the most part they are not the same.

  • @almanalsecurityllc3212
    @almanalsecurityllc3212 Рік тому +2391

    The sound of a plane when he said he is a friend of Facebook was pure gold

    • @bobert3230
      @bobert3230 Рік тому +13

      I was hoping someone else would notice that lmfao

    • @oasky6793
      @oasky6793 Рік тому +1

      i thought it was just me

    • @CrazyCatnipHigh
      @CrazyCatnipHigh Рік тому +9

      What is funny about the sound of a plane in the background at an airport?

    • @almanalsecurityllc3212
      @almanalsecurityllc3212 Рік тому

      @@CrazyCatnipHigh al qaeda was the reason for 9/11

    • @FakeTier
      @FakeTier Рік тому +5

      @@CrazyCatnipHigh 9/11

  • @baka8240
    @baka8240 Рік тому +3342

    Officer: "Do you know Al Qaeda?"
    Taaj Mansoor: "Never met the guy"
    Dude wtf 💀

    • @arbenhasa4190
      @arbenhasa4190 Рік тому +11

      Sorry for asking but is it some sort of God

    • @arbenhasa4190
      @arbenhasa4190 Рік тому +4

      @@RandomServitor sorry my bad

    • @gungrey8623
      @gungrey8623 Рік тому

      @@arbenhasa4190 did you not get the joke lol bassically al qaeda is a terrorist group

    • @unoriginalperson3277
      @unoriginalperson3277 Рік тому +18

      @@RandomServitor 💀

    • @kenturesha9779
      @kenturesha9779 Рік тому +28

      Super good guy he's such a good guy that's he's was wanted by fbi and cua

  • @Tom-bv5qr
    @Tom-bv5qr Рік тому +5

    Glad these two got back together

  • @kkot.stavby
    @kkot.stavby Рік тому +1

    The “Yess???” in the end got me 😂

  • @NN-cc8uo
    @NN-cc8uo Рік тому +2684

    Ah yes I like Chinese too, such a sophisticated English food

    • @thenoneckpeoplerepresentat8074
      @thenoneckpeoplerepresentat8074 Рік тому +23

      Well it’s certainly not real fookin Chinese.

    • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
      @IDiggPattyMayonnaise Рік тому

      I guess I can officially myself half English now

    • @tumatauenga6433
      @tumatauenga6433 Рік тому +1

      Add a bit of Colemans mustard and it's as english as pizza

    • @warlord10100
      @warlord10100 Рік тому

      And this whole time I thought it was Canadian food. Who would have thought

    • @YoursUntruly
      @YoursUntruly Рік тому +1

      It is though. Unless you’re talking about spicy jellyfish tentacles and pigeon feet. HAHAH

  • @alkooman3354
    @alkooman3354 Рік тому +3046

    Man said BMX, he’s definitely an infiltrator 😂😂

  • @agimota
    @agimota 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro looks like the I put the new forgis on the jeep guy

  • @billylardner
    @billylardner 8 місяців тому +2

    Such a great show... Bit controversial but very funny

  • @OutClassed_kick
    @OutClassed_kick Рік тому +2895

    "i prefer english food like Chinese"

    • @SirContent
      @SirContent Рік тому +45

      and pizza and taco and ramen etc

    • @daaaaaaaavid8998
      @daaaaaaaavid8998 Рік тому +9

      @@SirContent when did tacos become english 💀

    • @atkatnd
      @atkatnd Рік тому +50

      @@daaaaaaaavid8998 pizza, ramen and Chinese didn't "💀" you?

    • @shivamarya5225
      @shivamarya5225 Рік тому +17

      @@daaaaaaaavid8998the same time when pizza and ramen became English

    • @thosr861
      @thosr861 Рік тому +3

      @@shivamarya5225 we eat pizza and ramen noodles in England, we don't eat tacos

  • @DarkMatterX1
    @DarkMatterX1 Рік тому +690

    That bit about George Michael's "Faith", I nearly woke my wife from laughin'.

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 7 місяців тому +2

      Reminds me of that key and peele sketch.
      “What do you think about the police?”
      “…I liked their third album!”

  • @dafyddjones2555
    @dafyddjones2555 Рік тому +3

    Yup he's a Brit, The most British answers hahahaha

  • @adnancioca-gi3tl
    @adnancioca-gi3tl Рік тому +4

    Pizza and Chinese got me dying 🤣

  • @PlayingUnfairly
    @PlayingUnfairly Рік тому +3210

    For anyone who’s asking, this is from “Come Fly With Me” and there’s also another show by these actors called “Little Britain”.

    • @Harcix
      @Harcix Рік тому +41

      No, this show is called "UK Border Force"

    • @arafsiddique3019
      @arafsiddique3019 Рік тому +28

      No, this show is called “Toy Story 3”

    • @wzrdthegod
      @wzrdthegod Рік тому +10

      Won't be able to fucking watch it though, still angry about it btw

    • @PlayingUnfairly
      @PlayingUnfairly Рік тому +11

      @@wzrdthegod you can, just not on netflix or whatever

    • @PlayingUnfairly
      @PlayingUnfairly Рік тому +2

      @@arafsiddique3019 lmao

  • @funnyusername8635
    @funnyusername8635 Рік тому +324

    I'm now living for an excuse to use that George Michael line.

  • @tailssonicteam1604
    @tailssonicteam1604 Рік тому +5

    It's a crime that this show didn't get more seasons.

  • @shamilkt3537
    @shamilkt3537 Рік тому +4

    Plot twist : He is al qaeda😂☠️

  • @Blue-po7ks
    @Blue-po7ks Рік тому +1255

    "i like English food, Chinese" man got me dead on the floor rn

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 Рік тому +3

      It is very english and american tbh

    • @drewpamon
      @drewpamon Рік тому +3

      Honestly I thought the fact he didn't eat curry would be a mark against him British people are obsessed with the stuff.

    • @096_raqeebhaque8
      @096_raqeebhaque8 Рік тому +1

      it's more British than chinese

    • @fedepede04
      @fedepede04 Рік тому

      There are also curry in Chinese food 🤣

    • @nero7467
      @nero7467 Рік тому +1

      Pizza is italian you know that right?

  • @neilt1889
    @neilt1889 Рік тому +2432

    They were a brilliant partnership and didnt care they just took the piss out of everybody regardless of who or what they are 👍

    • @chilli-soup
      @chilli-soup Рік тому +63

      The last 3 or 4 years they've done nothing but apologise for all these sketches.

    • @Deas-Mhumhna
      @Deas-Mhumhna Рік тому +125

      @@chilli-soup Sad. I didn't think it was offensive. Rather I thought it brought to light a lot of inconsistencies and discrimination. No one should apologize for using humor to address issues that are not discussed or shamed.

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrin Рік тому +41

      @@Deas-Mhumhna yeah you really shouldnt be ashamed of comedy skits no matter how possibly offensive, everyone knows its for comedy and those that get angry from it... well thats on them lol, even if its offensive you can still laugh at it

    • @ambiguousduck2333
      @ambiguousduck2333 Рік тому +31

      @@rinnnnnnnnnnrin In this case it was showing some of the discrimination that airport security puts individuals through. If their other skits are of a similar degree, it appears as if they are only supportive of the issue of racial discrimination.
      There the "really, not really" type of offensive behavior where they only perpetuate hateful stereotypes, that shouldn't be celebrated. But skits like this where they play against racial stereotype to show problematic areas of our society and system should be celebrated.

    • @djsanti4446
      @djsanti4446 Рік тому +9

      I always wondered how little Britain and this were on at 8:30. Because they were both a bit close to the line in most sketches if not on it. But you are right it's a bit like what south park does roast everybody equally. Everyone is fair game.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Рік тому +2

    Salt and Pepper, Gravy and Chips, PB&J, these two are so evenly matched.

  • @Sportscenter24
    @Sportscenter24 Рік тому +3

    Man dodged all bullet only to be shot by a knife at last.

  • @blumind2695
    @blumind2695 Рік тому +1284

    "Never met that guy" got me🤣🤣🤣🤣
    (I am rich)

  • @stoagymahalo5268
    @stoagymahalo5268 Рік тому +468

    The accent is so on point, you can hear the posh tone and the proper tongue haha

    • @jwadaow
      @jwadaow Рік тому +2

      No, you cannot.

    • @Gertoks0
      @Gertoks0 Рік тому +17

      @@jwadaow obviously not a brit has been spotted

  • @cjsr_gymisfun
    @cjsr_gymisfun Рік тому +7

    How to check British citizenship (from a yorkshireman)
    1 . Get kettle, teabag, coffee and milk
    2. Ask them to make you both a cuppa
    3. A brit will ask how many sugars and will Always put milk in last

    • @SkaterBlades
      @SkaterBlades 8 місяців тому +1

      You can spot an American if they put a mug of water in the microwave

    • @LaughingOrange
      @LaughingOrange 8 місяців тому +1

      I'm Norwegian, and don't like tea. But even I know the milk goes in last. What kind of a monster puts the milk in first?

    • @cjsr_gymisfun
      @cjsr_gymisfun 8 місяців тому

      @@LaughingOrange savages

  • @falcunitin9491
    @falcunitin9491 8 місяців тому +1

    " I put the new forgis on the jeep 🎶🎵 "

  • @kaylencox8313
    @kaylencox8313 Рік тому +354

    when he says "i'm friends with him on facebook" i love the aircraft engines getting louder

  • @JackGardiner1
    @JackGardiner1 Рік тому +898

    "Oh, actually that name does ring a bell"
    "Ok"
    "I think he's one of my friends on Facebook" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yonebayashi2212
    @yonebayashi2212 8 місяців тому +48

    His smile so innocent and cute 😭😭

  • @somebody8460
    @somebody8460 8 місяців тому +2

    As a British citizen who like to eat English food, i can confirm that i eat Chinese.

  • @Infamous_Goose
    @Infamous_Goose Рік тому +2028

    Taaj Manzoor seems like such a cool guy to be mates with ❤

  • @abemcg3803
    @abemcg3803 Рік тому +3047

    "What is your choice of faith?"
    "Oh, I would have to say I prefer Michael George's version best"
    😭💀

    • @bradendwight7132
      @bradendwight7132 Рік тому +15

      I prefer Limp Bizkit’s

    • @CosmicAnimosty138
      @CosmicAnimosty138 Рік тому +4

      @@bradendwight7132 same

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 Рік тому

      Michael George? Are you brain-dead or what?

    • @kavinsp
      @kavinsp Рік тому +6

      I Don't understand this joke, someone please explain

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur Рік тому +35

      @@kavinsp the official was asking him about his religion.
      He misunderstood and thought he was asking about the song called Faith by George Michael which has had multiple covers. he prefers the original.

  • @Maskedman593
    @Maskedman593 8 місяців тому +1

    the plane sounds at the background at the end 💀

  • @niklas4706
    @niklas4706 Рік тому +1

    That plane sound in the end when he said al quaida is my friend💀

  • @lanetomkow6885
    @lanetomkow6885 Рік тому +911

    Holy fuck, "What is your chosen faith?".
    Mercy please. That has me rolling still

    • @HPsawus
      @HPsawus Рік тому +6

      Best joke in there😂😂

    • @jrod4344
      @jrod4344 Рік тому +2

      @@HPsawus Right? Only part that made me laugh. Out loud even

    • @hilman94
      @hilman94 Рік тому +6

      Need to pause 1 second when he said George Michael, until I realized, Faith has been covered so many times, but his version is still the best... 😂😂

    • @erickcastellon1424
      @erickcastellon1424 Рік тому +4

      Hands down best joke in the lot

  • @briana1543
    @briana1543 Рік тому +480

    The George Michael's joke is absolutely great, and I am sure it went over most people's head. But limp bisket als does a version for frame of reference lol

    • @zhetesteur3654
      @zhetesteur3654 Рік тому +2

      Yep still don't understand

    • @busdriverguy
      @busdriverguy Рік тому +7

      @@zhetesteur3654 it's a song called Faith

    • @chrisdanks741
      @chrisdanks741 Рік тому +3

      "Well I guess it would be nice... to touch your body"
      One of my favorite songs ever. It's one of the ones where if you arrive where you're going, you don't exit the car til the songs over.

    • @madocofcatarina7190
      @madocofcatarina7190 Рік тому +2

      I prefer the Limp Bizkit version tbh

    • @chrisdanks741
      @chrisdanks741 Рік тому

      @CranialDamage dude I'm 96% sure that my cafe I was manager at was the only vegan cafe in the country that has not one, not two, BUT THREE Limp Bizkit songs on its soundtrack they played. And behind blue eyes was one of those 😂.

  • @lorisperfetto6021
    @lorisperfetto6021 8 місяців тому +1

    George michael's is indeed the best version

  • @RobaczekMikau
    @RobaczekMikau 8 місяців тому +4

    Ok. Final question. Who is LMAO?

  • @coolguyhino92
    @coolguyhino92 Рік тому +114

    "Chosen Faith" joke is too good for this

  • @amalaspina
    @amalaspina Рік тому +612

    "What is your chosen faith?"
    "I would think George Michael's version is probably still the best."

    • @LandstreicherIndien
      @LandstreicherIndien Рік тому +10

      Says a guy with beard as prescribed in Islam

    • @BaerlyHere_
      @BaerlyHere_ Рік тому +14

      @@LandstreicherIndien so people can’t just have the beards they want granted it’s ugly it’s HIS face

    • @LandstreicherIndien
      @LandstreicherIndien Рік тому +3

      @@BaerlyHere_ people can sport beards but Islam prescribes beards in a particular manner which this guy is sporting or a filter is used for it .. also I’m saying in context of faith which he refuses to identify

    • @BaerlyHere_
      @BaerlyHere_ Рік тому +5

      @@LandstreicherIndien that some people cannot grow mustaches. I literally have a friend with a neck beard because he cannot grow a mustache shit just looks like peach fuzz on the top lip

    • @derlowenkonig7971
      @derlowenkonig7971 Рік тому

      @@BaerlyHere_ would you say the same about people wearing black face and nazi uniforms? How many need to be slaughtered before you get it?

  • @xaviert.123
    @xaviert.123 8 місяців тому +3

    People laugh at this, and so do I, but there's people who genuinely are racist like this in England 😂

    • @whyterthenyou
      @whyterthenyou 8 місяців тому

      whites are already a minority in london

  • @demongamer2127
    @demongamer2127 8 місяців тому +1

    This is the most wholesome and innocent looking individual ever to be on a video.

  • @braythegoat18
    @braythegoat18 Рік тому +479

    “you get me” wouldve ended the convo there

    • @lukhj
      @lukhj Рік тому +2

      More "do you know what I mean?"

    • @Swag7274
      @Swag7274 Рік тому

      Ay apex fan finally

  • @cru2006
    @cru2006 Рік тому +803

    The way he says “pah key stahn” XDDDD

  • @barrypotter5751
    @barrypotter5751 Рік тому +1

    The bloke with the uniform and glasses looks like Mr four mile from George and mildred

  • @GBigDawg
    @GBigDawg 8 місяців тому +1

    "I think hes one of my friends on facbook" Me too bro me too.

  • @Yesitsme4sure
    @Yesitsme4sure Рік тому +240

    "BMX"...had me dead😅

  • @grahamchandler8028
    @grahamchandler8028 Рік тому +166

    “I would say George Michael’s version best” ….. one of the best lines of all time

  • @SumanRoy.official
    @SumanRoy.official 8 місяців тому +3

    You can always expect a Pakistani migrant to say these😂

  • @Hullaguvna
    @Hullaguvna 8 місяців тому

    the plane engine noises coming closer at extremely fast speeds in the ending makes it so much better

  • @SamDixon3244
    @SamDixon3244 Рік тому +168

    The way Ian foot takes it so seriously like it's an fbi interrogation the moment taj simply says he might recognise the name 😂

  • @der._.krieger
    @der._.krieger Рік тому +162

    "we'll see about that"
    *Starts speedrun*

  • @Oath_Of_The_Ancients
    @Oath_Of_The_Ancients 8 місяців тому

    the border patrol guy sounds like the stanley parable narrator from another timeline

  • @HeyItsThattGuy
    @HeyItsThattGuy Рік тому +21237

    5mins later logs into Fb
    "Yes, yes, all according to plan Al"
    Edit: I am well aware Al Qaeda is not a person named Al, didn't think I would need to specify that based on the joke presented in the video I'm sure all of you watched 🤣
    Edit #2 I'm sure Rouze is now aware it was a joke🥲
    Edit #3 nevermind Rouze has double downed on being a clown 🤡

    • @ChriseanRock11
      @ChriseanRock11 Рік тому +55

      He’s not a person it’s an criminal organization in Afghanistan

    • @Commentify69
      @Commentify69 Рік тому +696

      @@ChriseanRock11 damn how you know so much about it 🤔😳💀

    • @unnarolafsson5586
      @unnarolafsson5586 Рік тому +258

      @@Commentify69 a lil bit sus that

    • @mitchwort7353
      @mitchwort7353 Рік тому +141

      @@ChriseanRock11 whoosh

    • @Hasan_bruh
      @Hasan_bruh Рік тому

      @@Commentify69 HE DIDN'T know too much your just too dumb

  • @awaisafridiyt7736
    @awaisafridiyt7736 Рік тому +1

    The disappointment on officer’s face is pity. 😂

  • @Classic_Gz79
    @Classic_Gz79 Рік тому +6435

    As a muslim I can confirm, chineese is our favorite English food
    edit : Guys its a joke, why y'all so mad

  • @mariakhan7986
    @mariakhan7986 Рік тому +253

    Taj was my favourite character on this show lol. And I related to that bit when he asked where his parents were born, people ask that sometimes and it's like dude my parents are also British, just ask for my culture /ethnicity instead.

    • @ojushkataiya4657
      @ojushkataiya4657 Рік тому +8

      what is the name of the show...

    • @shazattack3711
      @shazattack3711 Рік тому +20

      They keep asking until they get to the family member who wasn't born and raised in the UK.
      I love that they added that real life interaction we all get into this show.

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat Рік тому +5

      @@ojushkataiya4657 . I think it may be Little Britain. Not 100% sure. But same comedians.

    • @mereemail8352
      @mereemail8352 Рік тому

      Name of show??

    • @kimbrolyy
      @kimbrolyy Рік тому +6

      @@mereemail8352 Come fly with me

  • @nvirevolution2235
    @nvirevolution2235 8 місяців тому

    Critical failure on the last question LOL