The Most Difficult Shopper? | Little Britain | Lucas & Walliams
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- Опубліковано 6 кві 2023
- Customer service is hard enough without dealing with a guy like this...
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Without doubt, these two characters are my favourites from Little Britain. Timing, facial expressions and Matt mimicking word for word, Margaret is just hilarious. 😅
Inspired/stolen from a Steve Coogan sketch.
This is definitely an idea from the two Ronnies sketch. Not original
@@adambutterworth7608 it started monty python
Definitely.
Lies again? Sometimes when people are not slow, they will be daydreaming
Every retail workers worst nightmere. But can we all agree we have served a customer like this at least once
Genuinely have no patience for these kinda customers and I work regularly with the public !
I think it's unlikely that customers like this exist in real life, its a comedy sketch
@@drewb1263 Trust me , they do!
I work in grocery retail..... We sold out of Easter eggs last Thursday, there is a VERY LARGE sign on the door, NO EASTER EGGS...... Another sign inside the door, NO EASTER EGGS. How many times do you think we were asked? why haven't you got them? We had them for months.......!!!
@@drewb1263 Oh, they do exist. My first job was in a shop that sold a huge range of greetings cards, all sorts of designs for all sorts of occasions. "Haven't you got any that say 'Happy birthday, Step Granddad' and have a picture of a castle by the sea on them?", "Haven't you got any Sympathy cards with puppies on them?", "Haven't you got a card like this one but bigger?"
It was always "Haven't you got", not "Have you got" as if we were being negligent in not having that exact card.
My favourite Mr Mann is when hes looking for a painting of a disappointed horse...😂😂😂
Yes😂.
Omg I'm going to try and find that one now lol!
Omg I'm going to try and find that one now lol!
I was in the audience right on the front row for the filming of the Birthday Card sketch. The whole place was howling.
He likes the Sea. Word.
How did the recording work? Some scenes were recorded/acted in front of you while for outdoor sketches they showed a screen to react to?
He must have gone back......@@Nekosphere
@@Nekosphere they did live shows with the same sketches
“I don’t have any arms or legs”
“I forgot” 😂 as if you could forget that
Rue McClaNaHan no feet no will no intelligence
"I don't have any arms or legs" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Sorry, Margaret, I forgot" 😂😂
"I'm just you throwing your voice!" 😅
If I wrote one
One of the most underrated sketches
Understated too!
"But in my time of life you can't afford to be picky" 🤣🤣🤣
"I'll just wait" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
a Birthday Card with a picture of a single cell organism, ha ha ha
Brilliantly funny! 😂.
This is absolutely spot on as a typical British village shop, because every British person has been to one of these small shops where the bell rings as you open the door, & after a minute an old man appears, looking grumpy because you've disturbed him from watching daytime TV, & watches your every move. You feel like you HAVE to buy something. Oh, & they all seem to have a woman named Margaret upstairs who knows what they have in stock.
Not anymore, the English British shopkeeper, indeed Town Centre is replaced by Amazon.
@@bananabrooks3836 Why would anyone except the poorest of the poor buy something from Amazon, when you have to _wait_ for your stuff? Doesn't make any sense whatsoever. And obviously it's horrible for both people and the Earth.
@@VideoDotGoogleDotCom 'The poorest of the poor'! Are you channeling Dickens?
No such thing as British Village or British person
Or south asian grumpy old grannies and grandpas.
"did i mention she got to have a glass eye" the panic on his face honestly loved the shop keeper and MARGRET MARGRET
He looked more annoyed than anything.
They are GREAT . uniquely so
The deep breathing is icing on the cake
7:23 😂yes
I was hoping to spend around £4.80 gets me every time! 😂
This always gave me nightmarish flashbacks to my own time in retail... this is practically a documentary 😂😂😂
I worked in a model/ hobby/ games store. Some of the older customers were... shall I say, perculiar.
This is indeed a documentary for incredibly over-specific, impossible time-wasting customers, with zero social skills and a talent for making everyone feel uncomfortable.
The number of times I would spend 30+ minutes attending to someone's specific request for help with a project, find them a dozen products to help, show them tutorials on the exact thing they were trying to do, lend personal advice, and they'd look at the exact thing they needed and say "oh it's a few pence more expensive than I was looking to spend today" or "I think I'll get it next week" or the most infuriating one of ignoring all that advice and getting something completely wrong for what they wanted to do anyway...
@@AllThingsCubeyI genuinely believe that a big portion of the public devote their lives to aggrevating retail workers out of pure amusement
used to work in a big electronics and white goods chain. There was a guy one time that came looking for tires, used tires in fact. We were so amused by it that we just messed with him a bit: i asked for a colleague in the "tires and used tires" section of the store(which we didn't have), then left him there to wait while i explained the situation to a friend of mine. He came and asked him for minutes about different things regarding tires, even fake stuff. In the end we sent him to another store we didn't like very much, after pretending to check if they carried the specific set of tires. I would feel bad but we were fed up with people asking moronic questions. The store wasn't even large, you could clearly see we didn't have tires on display..
@@AllThingsCubeyYes, but i always found what i needed. 👍🥇
Such original comic material & really miss them.Hilerious
For anyone that's worked in retail, it's not original comedy, it's a documentary.
HilArious
“I don’t have any arms or legs
Sorry Margaret I forgot”
😂 💀
The yardstick for comedy can be boiled down to the length of time between Matt Lucas shouting "Margaret" and the response "Yes?"
I don't understand your comment?
Can you explain in different terms?
Thanks
My favourite is when Margaret says she doesn’t have any legs 😂
Or arms lol
@@jsmithmultimediatech The great thing was that she could have said anything about her appearance because she was always unseen. Could've yelled, "I can't, I'm just a head!" :D
@@eduardo_corrochio yeah would been equally as funny 😂😂😂😂
"I can't! I'm just a result of Roy throwing his voice, ventriloquism style" 😂
@@eduardo_corrochio😂😅😊 Oh I am laughing.
It's almost as if Roy deliberately changes the contents of the shop to avoid him but still ends up coming back. 🤣
'MARGRET.... MARGRET.....' is my favourite line from all of the Little Britain sketches. Matt Lucas's delivery and subsequent look while he's waiting for her to reply is just spot on. These sketches always remind me of a 2000s version The Two Ronnies four candles sketch. Would have loved to have these two do a Comic Relief version of that.
It's so good isn't it!
When he asks her to come down and she says I haven't got any arms and legs!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Margaret"YES"?
"A book on the history of medieval english music ranging from the years 1356-1390"
That one always cracked me up for some reason
Same here 😂
😂😂😂I laughed for hours
I know, it's ridiculous!
Everyone knows the best era to study is 1355-1390.
@@zacmumblethunder7466 Ooh I'll see if we have any of them in stock
MARGARET!....... MARGARET
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@@ZakJordan98 With a blue cover.
Forty years ago I spent 9 months working in a shop selling plastic model kits and other assorted stuff. I remember a customer who Insisted that he could buy lengths of piano wire for a penny cheaper in the next town, so it was suggested that he made his way to the next town thereby saving himself the princely sum of a penny. Yes, these people walk among us. 😮💨😭
Might have been a very special penny for a very special person
@@gelraldoldo5152I'm away to spend a penny
I served a customer like this last night. My god, she was a diva and a pain. 😃
I'm surprised it doesn't include:
"Hello, Magazine."
"Oh yes, we do have that."
"No, I was just saying, 'Hello' to that magazine."
“I hate you so much”
@@jacobrumens9601 "I know" 😊
Can't get enough of Little Britain! ❤😊😂
"I'll just wait...........until it's made." I have a feeling, he's going to be waiting very long time. As much as 100 million years. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Never underestimate his determination.
I really like the way an unskippable advert interrupts every punchline.
Me too, I'm sure this is what the original content was made for
I quote this when my board gaming friends and I are haggling over what we'll play next. 'Norman, I wanted something a little less piratey!'.
For me the best sketch on all of little Britain series
I was hoping to watch Series 4 of Little Britain tonight, but it hasn't been made yet.
It's okay, I'll wait...
😂😂😂😂
*heavy breathing*.......
Love it 😂😂
We called our cat Margaret after Margaret 😅
Does your cat know about the film with Chevy Chase and Rick Moranis as cops who go undercover as rappers..Certificate 15?
So specific like! 😂 And it seems like Margaret is the only one who knows!
7:23 The heavy breathing when he is looking at the pirate memory games.😂
I'd watch that film starring Rick Moranis and Chevy Chase as a pair of cops who have to go undercover as rappers in order to foil a drug deal, certificate 15. It sounds entertaining.
I like to think that that movie does actually exist in an alternate reality, and it's a huge success. Certificate 15
@@emanueleg.4651
And it is very amusing
Me too.
You’ll have to wait
Legend has it hes still waiting for that Chevy chase film to be made
Roy the shopkeeper sounds like a parrot when he says "Margaret?! Margaret?!" 🦜
I’m so glad they uploaded the mr man sketches, easily the funniest sketch from little Britain IMO
Well we’ve got a Lindsey Williams? Absolutely no way 😆
I don't know how they stop laughing 😂😂
The one where’s he’s asking about the film is absolutely hilarious 😂
Brilliant, just brilliant 😂😂😂😂
these sketches have to be the best retail training films never made
Absolute genius because it's real. Brilliant
Pure brilliance keeping a straight faces
Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! Like something Samuel Beckett might pen. I love the sets, fantastic display of models vehicles. Also, beautiful wooden counter in the last sketch. Well done on the attention to detail.
The shopper is the prompt, the shopkeeper is the AI art
I think anyone who's worked in retail has encountered many, many customers exactly like this 😂
Oh, I love it. I've never laughed so much before as I did at you Matt and David ♥️♥️🤣🤣🙌🙌🍀🍀👍👍
Please watch videos of Virginia Rukenya
That sketch at the dating service is scarily precise in how we approach dating today😱.
I swear, 60% of good comedy is so often the writers and performers tapping into the audience's aniticpation and expectation. We know what's coming because it's a reucrring thing but we love it every time. Margaret will always say "Yes?" when called--- eventually.
Same goes for "Keeping Up Appearances" whenever Elizabeth arrives for coffee at Hyacinth's. She will spill something, and it's just a matter of time.
Folks, there really used to be a guy like this in my city! He always went to the local Holland&Barretts store to ask the poor customer service agents all sorts of stupid questions. He pestered them for hours - he never bought anything, he was just wasting time. Well, he really stood out because he never wore pants! Yup, he was always dressed in a suit jacket and... underpants!!! No matter what the weather!
No idea what became of him, I haven't seen him for some years now - maybe he finally got the help he needed...
I work in holland and barrett n yes we get people like this but fully clothed
No way! Just underpants? That’s so bizarre it’s funny.
@@janslehmann05 He looked ever so weird, as if he had just forgotten to put pants on - shirt, suit jacket, socks, underpants, shoes... but no pants. He was a very tall guy and one of the at the time very few black people in town, so he stood out all the more! The whole town knew about him! Wonder what became of him but I just hope he got the help he clearly needed.
I love how he also relays the “oh’s”
Did I mention she must have a glass eye? 😂😂😂
"Height?"
"She should have some height yes"
"Hair?"
"I do prefer it"
😂
I remember the first time I watched one of these skits where they did the "I'll wait" line...... 😂🤣
He wanted something a little less piratey!
I work in home delivery and I’ve had 2 like this. One wanted an item upstairs but insisted we couldn’t come into his house and the other ordered a giant tv that turned out to be too big for his flat but refused to accept he needed a smaller one.
Him: Ya can't be to picky.
Also him: Glass eye required.
The outtakes for this are even funnier.
I completely agree with you.
Tbf, im pretty sure the film he describes is almost 22 Jump Street, just minus the rapping part, its close😂
Should of waited a good 20 seconds before saying "YES!" on that last "Mar-great!" 🤣🤣🤣
I bet someone with a chronometer was somewhere there backstage! 😆
@C. Leon Juat like Stan Laurel
Love Mr Man.
He was definitely meant to be a one time character but they realised they had to make him a regular
These guys are so hilarious! Very clever!
I got no idea why this popped up in my feed. But I'm having a blast! Greetings from Germany.
Brilliant the pair of them 😂😂
Margaret Margaret it never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you! Thank you, so much.
Mr. Man was my absolute favorite I couldn't wait for him to come on
Totally brilliant!
What a terrible customer and a delightful episode.
So glad to see LB back up on UA-cam, and my favourite sketch series!
Fantastic to see Little Britain back on BBC Iplayer 😁🇬🇧
Please more of this, it's so good!
I LOVE THEM BOTH ❤❤❤❤❤
He loves the sea… word😂😂😂
One of my favourite sketches its hard to choose a solid favourite there all top class
They are so accurate !!
I love shops like this :D customer and owner are spot-on :D
I can see why this is one of their lesser known skits. Their drag stuff was always a riot.
So simple but good.
Absolutely lost it when he said to wait for the film… to be made. lmao :’)
I love those.
But I'm still waiting on my favorite one. Of him wanting to buy a very specific painting 😅
Brilliant..
Classic! Love ❤❤❤x
I used to love this so much!!! 😂😂😂
3:35 I never noticed before how he glides backwards.
That one nice model shop
Priceless 🙂
🍀
Just comedy gold. Could you try and upload the Anne and Des Kaye sketches please? 😊
Lovely 🥰
Masterpiece. 😌
Love it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I need more 😂
"Oh he loves the sea..... Word" , "Do you have any cards that say just, 'Happy 65th birthday....... Michael Philippedes".
Because as i always say...........😂
Brilliant
Get the Nurses and straight jackets and sharpish 🤣😂👍
"Have you got anything a little less straigh jackety?"
Genius 😁