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Emkay is the only thing keeping me sane along with waiting for gorillaz song machine season 2
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Fact
Another Gorillaz follower?? Murdoc stan perhaps?
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8:39
"It feels like a biblically accurate dentist office."
Robin is so funny man.
"Be not afraid."
EVEN THE PANDAS EXPRESSION MAKES THE DESIGN HONESTLY BETTER 😂
“Crappy design” is like “a*hole design” except the people are just dumb instead of it being on purpose lol
That's the point.
Nobody like this. It has 69 liles
Np Apple
Pro tip: if you ever get called into a meeting, never say “it wasn’t me.”
Edit: I love how nobody gets that it’s an Among Us joke.
hmm
Oh I get it, huh.
I dont get it...
How bout I do anyway
@Skinny Pete EXCUSE ME
3:57 This is a fairly common problem with pre-existing hair/headgear pieces, but I recognise that minifigure! He only appeared in the massive UCS Mos Eisley Cantina set, and that headpiece was made just for that character, so why couldn't they accommodate the double printing?!
5:02 "natural home"
5:10 "just one more game to play"
7:06 "find today in the ordinary"
8:27 "love people, use things. the opposite never works out" the opposite being "use people, love things"
Honestly, a lot of the construction related ones from this sub aren't even crappy design, it's usually a change that was made after the fact. A good example is an old building I had classes in when I was in college originally had an entrance/exit on the second floor, but the stairs and platform were removed to make room when another building was being built next to it. Rather than remove the door, it was just sealed shut so it now looks like there's a door on the second floor with nothing under it.
What I love the most in this comment is that there is no stupid "fUN faCt" thing just to get likes.
The person who designed that elevator button pad just wanted people to suffer
"everybody farts... even your mom"
that felt smooth
0:51 these are just the new roblox rthro packages
1:17 the numbers on the left in the first 2 rows go down by two's, while the other three rows go down by three's (minus the last two and that random 6). There's your pattern Robin!
I just thought the first 2 rows were making a zigzag pattern from the bottom up.
8:15
Actually, no, the only issue is a lack of commas.
Love people,
Use things,
The Opposite never works out.
It's actually a good one if you can place the commas manually
But love, People use things the opposite, Never works out.
@@Magpie_Media Things use people, love?
I absolutely adore novelty mugs! I have specific mugs for specific drinks (autism and ocd go brrrrr) and novelty mugs help me differentiate between them. I have a pumpkin mug for coffee, and a cauldron mug for hot chocolate (the froth and whipped cream make it look like a witch's brew :>). I do agree they still need to be vaguely mug shaped (at least round) for easy drinking and cleaning, but nothing quite matches the feeling of sitting in the sun in my fae outfit (ears, fangs, medieval clothes, crown, the lot), reading a book and sipping hot cocoa out of a cauldron. Nothing matches the look of absolute bewilderment on the kids that pass by my house either
You use different mugs for different drinks too? Same here!
I’m gonna start doing this. Drink organizer gang
@@hamburger7243 glad my autistic/ocd tendencies are helping! I usually get weird looks or people asking why I don't want/won't use a certain cup if people are over (granted they don't always know why anyway) to do be prepped for that. Purpose specific cups is elite though
@@Emma-if9bf a friend!! Not a lot of people I know also do this :)
@@justaperson4656i know, right? I’m glad i found someone else who does it!
missed opportunity to call mannequin kid “Mannekid”
Anyone else notice how Jack's been doing most of the videos recently? Like, there are a couple recent ones done by Robin (I think, no more intros so idk who's who anymore), but it's just those two. What happened to Lexi? I love Jack and Robin, but I miss Lexi.
At first it was mostly Robin now it's mostly Jack but Lexi is rarely seen which sucks
Near the start of the videos, they tell you who is going to speak. At the bottom left. In the case of this video its Robin.
Yeah, hearing Robin in majority of the videos without hearing Jack or Lexi is kinda boring and especially when Robin on a lot of posts either laughs, goes "What?" Or sounds bored unlike Jack or Lexi who give extra effort.
Also glad they have playlists with the different narrators.
Also for anyone curious, Lexi uploaded 2 days ago
@@Retro_Lightning yeah I'm glad they have alot of vids
didn't lexi leave on break a while back? I don't think she came back, but I might be wrong
2:52 Bro, at my school before I graduated, the guys bathroom doors *never* stayed shut and could not be locked! The sliders were just a few centimeters above the holes and they would always just slowly open every time you pulled them shut.
That doesn’t even begin to cover everything that actually happened *IN* that bathroom.
Someone broke a sink, someone shit I a urinal, and it got flooded MULTIPLE TIMES. So yeah, in a nutshell my school didn’t take care of the guys’ bathrooms
8:15 That's the title of a book, and an example of the importance of punctuation.
The original title is _Love People, Use Things: Because the Opposite Never Works_
what's the book about?
@@justaperson4656 I've never read it, but apparently it's about relationships and minimalism.
somehow i managed to read out natural home at 05:03..... my brain makes even less sense than that billboard xd
Glad it wasn’t just me
2:05 I used to live in a house that had a garage exactly like that, and with it being in the mountains above a lake in Switzerland, it snowed a lot. I value public transportation :)
1:40 Reminds me of this stupid ad i’ve been seeing. Has a model ripped Alien/Xenomorph queen model, Starship trooper warrior bugs, an astronaut with a minigun, and that is as far as I got before skipping.
9:07 that face is something that is BEYOND cursed. I am officially weary now.
2:00
There are many driveways like that in croatia lmao
And in france too
I always love when y’all censor swear words with BEANS. Always catches me off guard and it’s the best
Veichular manslaughter
I'm assuming the "JUST JUST ONE MORE GAME GAME TO PLAY" was a mistake on employees side, probably supposed to be a 2x size "JUST" and "GAME" but someone instead put 2x words
If I'm correct it would have been something like
J U S T
one more
G A M E
to play
Its real purpose clearly was to bring awareness to stuttering gamers suffer from worldwide
I love it when I'm trying to look at one of the pictures on screen and it starts vibrating with Damien's laughter so I can't tell what I'm looking at. It always happens right at the beginning of when the picture is shown too, and it makes it impossible to relate to the laughter I'm hearing until the vibrating stops and I'm able to process what's even in the picture. It's an... interesting... editing decision.
"biblically accurate dentist's office" im CRYING
3:08 the arrow isn't backwards, the sign is upside down. It's pointing you to the Knights who say, "NI!" You may only enter if you bring a shrubbery.
9:31, great job EmKay, you managed to mess up the hiding.
Vid was great to watch tho.
7:11 I think it says "Find in the ordinary". I think the different colored letters are supposed to spell something too, but I can't figure it out
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
I liked your comment, now you're force like your own comment, to won't seem like you like your own comment 😂
You get out of the pool, and suddenly a new emkay video. Life can’t get better.
4:30
"can't hurt you if you can't see it."
They gave hand sanitizer bottles that look like a water bottle to EVERY STAFF IN THE LAGRGEST ELEMENTRY SCHOOL IN A DISTRIC WITH ONE OF THE BIGEST HIGH SCHOOLS BUT NOT ONLT THE ELEMENTARY EVRY SCHOOL GOT THEM IN THE DISTRIC AND LA DISTRIC , HOW DID THIS HAPPPEN
7:07 “find in the ordinary” I hate it
3:07 genuinely making me reconsider my whole spatial map
Still not resubbing until I see a lexi or jack vid
9:25 for anyone else who had to do a quick Google check, yes that is actually how you spell the noun, licence vs license (British vs American English too)
to me, the first one looks like it was made correctly for the door that was originally there, but they replaced said door with one without space for a lock. their solution was to cut space for the lock out of the door jamb
The biblically accurate denist office is my favorite part lol
5:34 It does not taste like those things mixed together. More like like creamy pineapple with bubblegum.
9:53 The liquor store I frequent sells hand sanitizer in the shape of dollar shots... keep your eyes peeled.
The fact that i've played Pixel Gun 3D before makes seeing that ad so much funnier to me
I've seen so many of these posts that I've now mastered the ability to read the horrible typography
7:13 i’m scarily good at deciphering these kinds of things, so while it still domestic make that much sense, the most understandable thing seemed to be Find In the Ordinary
10:10
The rest of her is in the backrooms.
I'm so good at reading bullshit signs.
I read Just One More Game so easily while Jack never got it, same with the Find In The Ordinary
I feel like there's a word missing from "Find in the ordinary."
Just one more game to play, and it is Robin not Jack but I totally feel the same way
I was thinking that, but then it looked like there was a second just there, which threw me off
@@XxBloodied_Lambxx yeah they put “just just - one more - game game - to play” like they were trying to fill in a gap that didn’t even need to be filled cuz they did it to two of the words meaning they could have done it in 3 lines not 4, maybe they wanted a more square end result from a graphic standpoint idk any reasoning sounds dumb and i dont get it but i can still read it lol just like the billboard before said “natural home” but just looked like a kid spelled it on a fridge with magnets
@@sneakmore ah, that makes sense
I love how you guys use Toby Fox's songs in all your videos! most of the songs are from Deltarune and that is awesome that you use his music!
1:23
"Alright just don't move my arm and go down the stairs"
"Oh now my other arm is broken"
I think that toy at 2:12 is an old Ghostbusters toy from the 90s. I used to have it. There is a lever or something on the back that makes monster feet pop out of the bottom, some kind of wings pop out of the sides of the legs and the head goes into the chest which rotates to show a monster face.
1:42 Oh AHN I'm glad that's where my health insurance money is going.
Someone: What do you do for living?
“I look at memes and analyze it which is absolutely unnecessary”
I've found a few things that we are seemingly better at doing here in Europe:
Designing bathroom doors.
Producing more durable paper disposables to replace all the plastic ones.
Implement accessibility for disabled people in our infrastructure.
5:57
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that, if I screw up saying something, I will repeat what I said in an incredulous tone to mock myself.
8:24
No, that makes sense
"Love people, use things. The opposite never works out." The opposite is "Love things, use people." and it never does work out.
The 1st one really makes me saying "wth" numerous times
9:50
Das ist einfach meine Kindheit gewesen mit diesen Schaukeln, egal das man da fast runterfällt es macht wenigstens spaß :)
5:20 makes perfect sense when you remove duplicate words
9:36 what’s that? Oh my nightmare demon wants this image back
UK toilets are not ok, I'm getting tired of doing cubicle yoga while peeing because the locks don't work.
I miss intros. It’s just one of those things that brightens your spirit
That elevator panel looks like an Advent calendar.
4:26 no see he's a Wraith Drone from Stargate thats why its covering his eyes
9:34
"What happened to the stairs?!"
-"My parents took them down because I am grounded."
--"That's disturbing."
7:06 “find in the ordinary” is what I think it says 🗿👏🏽
1:19 I can now perfectly chose the floor I want with that array of buttons just by looking at it
I remember Peeps. In the 80's, I ran across a pack of knock-off Peeps in which one of the ingredients was literally, "polystyrene."
The sign that you were trying to read was actually find in the ordinary
1:15 looks like whoever wired the panel did it ass backwards, didn't know how to fix it and said "fuck it, they'll figure it out"
I think it's also OUR bathroom doors that suck too.
Wait, entrances or stalls?
Biblical accurate dentist got me laughing
7:01 is it good or bad I first read it as "find in the ordinary"
Nah, that’s normal. Humans usually don’t read letter-by-letter. we take a glance at letter patterns we recognize, weigh that up with the length of the word, and just kinda assume.
4:04 My oven is pretty similar to this one. You press the button and the light turns on in the oven. What more evidence do you need?!
you always need more light
As someone from the UK, nope, our toilet doors can be crap too.
5:00 Natural Home
7:04 Find In The Ordinary
8:15 Love People, Use Things. The Opposite Never Works Out; the opposite being, Use People, Love Things.
I think it might be "find the inordinary" based on the uncommon way the letters are laid out
The sign at the carnival actually does make sense, just weird that it’s at a carnival.
Love people
Use things
The opposite doesn’t usually work out
Meaning using people and loving things doesn’t usually work.
If it helps with the door thing, in 1974, for some reason, everyone who was building my house decided "Hey, you know what's a good idea for every indoor door? GODDAMN PIPE FIXINGS FOR THE BOLT LATCH."
I'm not kidding either, we found out when my sister and mom had to replace my door handle since it couldn't close for a long time so later my mom had to take a crowbar we had and almost break my door only to find out later that every other door in the house had the exact same brand of gold pipe fixing which was why they all sucked ass.
1:05 No,no, no you’ve got it all wrong. You see, this is a LEGO game. You have to pull them at the same time as another person and some studs will pop out of the wall as the alarm goes off.
the tire swings are really normal in germany tho, and from experience I can say that they are lit
me too
Love the lancer theme at the start
7:08 : I think it says "Find in the ordinary" which still doesn't make sense, but makes more sense than " Find in he Otd dernary, f-uh"
2:15 That's Hard Hat Horror from the Haunted Humans series of the Real Ghost Busters toyline. His head supposed to be that small because of the monster transformation gimmick.
7:11 find in the ordinary is what I got but still doesn’t make any sense 😂
I literally saw the caramel mocha Peeps at Walgreens and had the exact same idea of them looking just a bit too septic for my brain to contemplate getting them.
I almost feel like SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE at TurboLock, let it happen on purpose.
I remember when the animated hand was first introduced someone said “I like how the hand flips us off” or something along the lines of that. I wonder where they are now.
5:11 "just one game, just more game to play" kinda makes sense or mabey "just one game to play, just more game"
That ad at 1:32 doesn’t do pixel gum 3d justice
At 5:10 I deciphered how to read it by just taking away "Just, Game, To,and Play" from top to bottom to read "Just One More Game" and reading the other part to make sense still having to leave out Game leads to "Just To Play." (This took way to much time.)
Edit: Or you could use Play twice to form "Just One Game To Play, and, Just More Game Play" from top to bottom left to right.
That was the fastest credits ever
1:47 never thought I’d see something from my hometown in this Reddit
1:33 that is legit the best fps in the world and it’s my childhood HOW DARE YO7 😡😡😡😡
I was at a band competition once and the bathrooms doors didn't even have locks
7:05 i noticed you had trouble, luckily my elementary school sucked and had many of these, it says "find the ordinary"
The sign at 7:00 says "Find the ordinary." I have no idea how I read that so easily, but there you go.
The worst ferris wheels are the double decker ones. They never tie them down fully.
1:15
idk why but It starts at 6 on the very bottom hand left corner Then moving right you skip 1 and then it goes 789And then the Second row from the bottom last 3 columns 101112Go out 1 more last 3 columns 131415 Add 1 more last 3 columns161718Go up 1 more last 3 columns192021Go up 1 more last to columns 222324 Top row Last 3 columns 252627
For 28-40It's the 1st 2 Columns minus 6 Start at 28 and go diagonal
The carny slogan does make sense: love people, use things, not the other way round [use people, love things] because that never works out. They could have used some punctuation, though.
I never quite trust my feet when I’m going down a set of stairs (autism and clumsiness both go brrr) and the stairs at 1:25 would cause me so much stress for like no reason
This video freaked me out because my ring tone is landers theme, so when the video started I kept freaking out because it wouldn't stop. Then I paused the video
"Just one more game to play", "just game"