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The fact that a raid shadow legends ad survived into the 41st millennium has made me realize that it truly is the most grimdark time line, I could handle stuff like the deamonculaba but this, this is to much.
@@Baldermort 40k fun times expands even further, it seems. RussianBadger review on Deathwing is hilarious and fun. ua-cam.com/video/h67R-sfff9g/v-deo.html
That transition for the ad... that was _perfect._ As much as I don't like Raid:SL, I know you gotta pay the bills. If anything else, it makes me want to support you on Patreon even more!
Thanks for the reminder. Now that I've finished watching all of Baldermort's lore videos to date, it's clear that I must add him to my Patreon donations.
I am just imagining a Terminator, giant, powerful, imposing watching a trailer for Raid: Shadow Legends in a screen while expecting a host of Tyranids. Ahahaha
If it's heat you require, look no further than plasma or melta weapons. Ask your local adeptus mechanicus personnel for further details. This ad was made and endorsed by the Servants of the Omnisiah :3
A puzzling piece of Archeo-Tech, the recordings of Raid: Shadow Legends are a subject of debate among the savants of the Adeptus Mechanicus. Some believe it to be the recounting of real events from before the Dark Age of Technology, since it was found on so many different, seemingly unrelated places, while other believe it to be merely an entertainment marketing campaign. Only the Omnisiah knows for sure.
@@Baldermort No, Baldermort. The only way to be sure would be Exterminatus - but that does cut a bit into the overall number of usable planets if applied willy-nilly. As such the heavy flamer will have to suffice.
Every traitor has an opportunity to redeem themselves once they have been coated in holy promethium, trouble is they tend to scream a lot more than they repent. Your videos perfectly capture that grimdark aesthetic that got me into Warhammer to begin with, top tier stuff.
Under any normal circumstances, I would have quit the vid at the first onset of a Raid add. But I actually laughed out loud at this one! Well done brother Baldermort!
I dont see the Flamer's as soldier's, i see them as warrios carving the path of humanity in to a blaze of eternal Glory in the name of mankind. the flamers will be my favorite of the starties thank you baldermort for telling their story.
Been a bit spiraling down the last few days with the weather trying to burn me and other heretics and Grandfather Nurgles gift going around, so thank you for making me laugh with your list and entertaining me with yet another wonderfully narrated video of yours.
“One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lay behind that mask..... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.” - Attributed to The Red Spy upon speaking of the Pyro.
You were correct to post this video. The emporer protects. He protects with 'arena of valour'. A decent moba with over 50 unique and balanced hero's. It's like Warcraft 3 for mobiles imho. Similar gfx. Any more problems come to me. That was the correct thing to do.
There has got to be a chapter full of pyromaniacs somewhere in the 40k. They'd always be burning down their chapter hall. Would give a whole new meaning to burning down the house.
Id like it if you made a video covering the varying kinds of energy shields in 40k. Void shields refractor fields ect. I think it would be very fascinating it's surprising how little attention they get compared to other sci fi's
This brings back memories of the first time my Dark Eldar encountered the Orks... I was relatively certain that fielding the maximum number of splinter cannons would be enough to cut the greenskins down to size since my warriors were also no strangers to close combat. And then I noticed all the burny goodness that my opponent had brought to the table. Suffice it to say after my infantry had been reduced to twisted sculptures of melted flesh my lord and his retinue reaped a bloody harvest, even managing to claim the enemy Warboss as a trophy for Commoragh, sadly a series of unfortunate rolls then reduced my shadow field to a smoking ruin and saw my proud lord get drowned in the green tide as well. I definitely should have brought my haemonculus, as noone does the flamer style weapons quite as well as the Dark Eldar, but I'd been so confident my lord would clean up in melee.
Emil Hallgren god I love liquifiers! And you don’t have to tell me about shadow fields. Never saved more than twice before they’ve gone down. Bummer. ;).
As a Blood Angel player one of my favorite units is a five man tactical squad carrying a heavy flamer and the sergeant carrying a combi-flamer riding in a Razorback with a twin heavy flamer turret ❤️🏆
Yyyyeeesssssssss, rewrote this comment 3 times, first time was "wtf burning heretics is number 10" my second rewrite was "hell yea burning heretics was said twice!" Now idk what to say, love ya baldermort keep doing what ur doing my guy!
That may have been the smoothest transition to and from an ad that I've ever heard. Well done. I'm sure the rest will be awesome and informative as usual. Best wishes from my data stacks to yours.
Buuuurn baby burn ! Disco infernooooo ! Oups wrong channel xD Indeed flamers are really effective for a lot of purpose in the lore and i didn't realize how handy it is vs enemy of the imperium ! Thanks Mr Baldermort for this entry, seem's you had good time recording it ;)
Excellent. I was watching a video on the "crocodile" flame tank from ww2 last night thinking "I wish Bauldermort would do a vid on flamers..." Then he hits us with this.... Excellent... (twiddles fingers ala Mr Burns)
dear boldermot, like internet historian, u have used adds in a narrative fashion, i believe it to be the best balance between revenue and eye glue. the more labyrinthine the better. regards.
Good thing it's free, lol. But all jokes aside, I assure you Baldermort is working to bring some really cool things to this channel and AD's like this go a long way in bringing some truly amazing things.
Absolutely loved the humor in this episode. Bit ironic, considering the brutality of flamers, but as you said: burning is good for the soul. We mean only the best for those heretics in our path. Nobody, after all, is beyond salvation...but that doesn't mean we'll make it easy for them...
I'm pretty sure the only thing that keeping Leman Russes from considered weaker than RL tanks is the material make up and even with that it's questionable if LRs would actually stand a chance...
@@Ryliath I mean that real flame throwers have a much longer effect ive range than tabletop simulates. The leman russ is aparently an adaptation of an old french design with a faily week engine. I do not know weather modern armor is ang good in 40k terms so armor and firepower is a big question mark.
Brother Baldy, Brother Baldy, I think you forgot to mention the best use of any Flamer large or small. As everyone knows it is the burning of Heretics that is the best use for a Flamer... Hahaha this was an excellent bit of Fun that actually made me chuckle more than a few times... Thank you Brother...
If pong paid me enough to prevent mid reel adverts on all our viewing, I'd graphically narrate the most epic battle of pong ever! Its 75 seconds. It means a lot to me not to have mid reel ads. I despise them. So 75 seconds it is. They have been quite good to us.
Not forgetting of course, the Death Watch employ weapons that fire radioactive prometheum - so not only do you burn, youre irradiated! Lovely jubbly!! ;o)
Can't believe it! I just got done watching the League of Lore Death Corps video for the umpteenth time, to see that our glorious overlord has graced us with yet more content!
You forgot that burning orks and burning ork spores are 2 diferent uses. Burning ork corpses that were not made dead by flamers and using flames on living orks to make them dead AND prevent spores are 2 diferent flamer activities :3
I imagine when I start collecting my astra militarum army the weapon I will enjoy painting and fielding the most would be the flamer. Flame throwers being an absolute favorite of mine everywhere I find them.
I want to find a warhammer book about Salamanders and Titans fighting together, and a pyrocast Salamander gets envious of the Warhound titans superheavy Flame weapon. That would be downright hilarious!
'Commissar? why are the guardsmen running away from you and charge the enemy's line without our command?' 'Well, that is quite commendable, Colonel. It seems they prefer a moderately swifter death by the enemy than by my hand flamer. Although i never needed to use it for my duties. The unspoken threat is enough for their moral and i hope for yours, too.'
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Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer
And so it begins...even here we cannot escape RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Once a month. Its was a minute 15. Have a heart. I need tech support and books. :(
@@Baldermort Don't worry, we're just taking the piss. Everyone's gotta make money somehow.
Clever insertion but I still died inside a little bit.
The fact that a raid shadow legends ad survived into the 41st millennium has made me realize that it truly is the most grimdark time line, I could handle stuff like the deamonculaba but this, this is to much.
ROFL!"
I really liked the twist, it was great!
In the Shadow Legends of the future... there is only adds.
Some one turned off the gellar fields
sorry to be "that guy" but ad not add XP
_Whether you're a Salamander whose hug has been rejected or a memelord with an axe to grind, a heavy flamer's got you covered. 😎_
Jake Frost lol!!!!!! :).
Who would reject a salamanders hug?...I'll tell you who..a degenerate heretic that's who...and....wait..Baldymort, what do I do to them?
@@DaytonaRoadster the title of the video should have been a clue. Burn the degenerate heretics!
@@Baldermort 40k fun times expands even further, it seems. RussianBadger review on Deathwing is hilarious and fun.
ua-cam.com/video/h67R-sfff9g/v-deo.html
That transition for the ad... that was _perfect._ As much as I don't like Raid:SL, I know you gotta pay the bills. If anything else, it makes me want to support you on Patreon even more!
Hallofo thanks brother. But we will be getting some improvements, trust me. It’s goood for us all.
Thanks for the reminder. Now that I've finished watching all of Baldermort's lore videos to date, it's clear that I must add him to my Patreon donations.
@@Baldermort as long as it's not the "greater" goood
@@Baldermort The Greater Good?
I am just imagining a Terminator, giant, powerful, imposing watching a trailer for Raid: Shadow Legends in a screen while expecting a host of Tyranids. Ahahaha
Imperial Guardsman: "How do we defeat an ancient Immortal, Undead Machine Army?"
Imperial Commissar: "That's too easy, Let's set them on fire"
**happy gas mask noises**
“And if that fails, we’ll just start shooting guardsmen until they find a solution!”
If it's heat you require, look no further than plasma or melta weapons. Ask your local adeptus mechanicus personnel for further details. This ad was made and endorsed by the Servants of the Omnisiah :3
A puzzling piece of Archeo-Tech, the recordings of Raid: Shadow Legends are a subject of debate among the savants of the Adeptus Mechanicus.
Some believe it to be the recounting of real events from before the Dark Age of Technology, since it was found on so many different, seemingly unrelated places, while other believe it to be merely an entertainment marketing campaign.
Only the Omnisiah knows for sure.
Willian Nobre lol!!! :)
@@Baldermort also they are debating why an ork and slanesshi daemoness are good guys
Brother, get the flamer.
the *heavy* flamer.
Only way to be sure. :)
Bring the land raider redeemer brother
@@Baldermort No, Baldermort. The only way to be sure would be Exterminatus - but that does cut a bit into the overall number of usable planets if applied willy-nilly. As such the heavy flamer will have to suffice.
@@pieceofmind4535 Eh... bad timing. It is currently on Mars for its yearly inspection. Should be done in ...maybe twelve or thirteen months.
Quartermaster: "Is this diesel, vodka, or hydrazine?"
Enginseer: "Promethium is promethium!"
The flamers machine spirit cares not. Everything burns.
Dont argue with the man with the heavy flamer dont matter what is in it it still burns
"what do we burn apart from witches?" "More witches!!"
She turned me into a newt.
I got better .
Did you do the nose?
@@DaytonaRoadster well yeah .....but she got a wart .......
If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
And therefore?
...
A WITCH!!!
Every traitor has an opportunity to redeem themselves once they have been coated in holy promethium, trouble is they tend to scream a lot more than they repent. Your videos perfectly capture that grimdark aesthetic that got me into Warhammer to begin with, top tier stuff.
B: *Brother Grab The Flamer... The Heavy Flamer For This HERSEY!!!*
It's just the heresy leaving their body.
Under any normal circumstances, I would have quit the vid at the first onset of a Raid add. But I actually laughed out loud at this one! Well done brother Baldermort!
CaptnNuttSack yeah, I know. But I think on a month is better than the mid roll ads people put in. I despise them. :).
Ah yes the flamer, nothing like the smell of burning heretics in the morning
Smells like...
Victory
I dont see the Flamer's as soldier's, i see them as warrios carving the path of humanity in to a blaze of eternal Glory in the name of mankind. the flamers will be my favorite of the starties thank you baldermort for telling their story.
*listens to the tales while recalling watching one using a heavy flamer like a pet owner with a spray bottle*
Heh. I will, now, forever view my Sisters this way.
"Bad. Bad, heretic!" *spssst, spssst*
Dat seamless Raid insert, doe
Why do I hear the Templars in the back of the class snickering "Promethium sticks to kids," to each other?
i was wondering when i would see that hahaahaa
Yes! No Pity, No Remorse, No Fear!
"We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Promethium sticks to kids."
@@Mr_Roboto Well Brother, you actually posted the Cadence, I meant Battle Hymn. You win this thread.
@@Mr_Roboto Quality
B: *Brother Grab The Flamer... The Heavy Flamer For This HERSEY!!!*
Heavy Flamer ready!
Whip the Promethean stream like a pool noodle
"I'll get my burna for the bbq" -ork mek.
Been a bit spiraling down the last few days with the weather trying to burn me and other heretics and Grandfather Nurgles gift going around, so thank you for making me laugh with your list and entertaining me with yet another wonderfully narrated video of yours.
“One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lay behind that mask..... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.” - Attributed to The Red Spy upon speaking of the Pyro.
You were correct to post this video.
The emporer protects.
He protects with 'arena of valour'. A decent moba with over 50 unique and balanced hero's.
It's like Warcraft 3 for mobiles imho. Similar gfx.
Any more problems come to me. That was the correct thing to do.
Holy s im arrogant when I'm drunk.
Sorry.lol.
Love your content.
when you need to kill.that spider on the ceiling, accept no substitute
lmfao
Pretty sure that's what Exterminatus is for.
@@ahayesm that tends to be the result anyway, when the flaming spider runs up the curtains...
There has got to be a chapter full of pyromaniacs somewhere in the 40k. They'd always be burning down their chapter hall. Would give a whole new meaning to burning down the house.
Those are called The Salamanders, my friend. We may burn down our hall, but rebuild it only better!! Would you like a hug? Free cookie perhaps??
This video contains both the best sponsorship ad and the best top ten list.
There are no Flamers in Raid Shadow Legends. Purge this Heresy with Holy Fire Brothers!
Id like it if you made a video covering the varying kinds of energy shields in 40k. Void shields refractor fields ect. I think it would be very fascinating it's surprising how little attention they get compared to other sci fi's
Dj Cuevas got damn, that’s a good idea. :). Good plan!!! :)
In a chaotic galaxy beset with many trials and travails, it's good to know that there's one thing you can always rely on.
*Everything. BURNS!*
Flamer lore......mhm now that’s hot. 😂
LOL! I see what you did there. :)
I love your voice overs that much I never even skipped the sponsored ad 😂
Michael Devine thanks brother. :)
“Because they’re naughty in the Emperor’s eyes!” That’s the kind of quality writing that keeps me coming back.
This brings back memories of the first time my Dark Eldar encountered the Orks...
I was relatively certain that fielding the maximum number of splinter cannons would be enough to cut the greenskins down to size since my warriors were also no strangers to close combat.
And then I noticed all the burny goodness that my opponent had brought to the table.
Suffice it to say after my infantry had been reduced to twisted sculptures of melted flesh my lord and his retinue reaped a bloody harvest, even managing to claim the enemy Warboss as a trophy for Commoragh, sadly a series of unfortunate rolls then reduced my shadow field to a smoking ruin and saw my proud lord get drowned in the green tide as well.
I definitely should have brought my haemonculus, as noone does the flamer style weapons quite as well as the Dark Eldar, but I'd been so confident my lord would clean up in melee.
Emil Hallgren god I love liquifiers! And you don’t have to tell me about shadow fields. Never saved more than twice before they’ve gone down. Bummer. ;).
I hear the lightning crack I know I'm in for something good.
Adeptus Cole too kind brother Cole. Thank you. A lot. :).
As the Black Templars say...."Promethium sticks like glue......sticks to Tau and Chaos too!"
Promethium is essentially chlorine Trifloride harnessed as originally intended: flamethrower and rocket fuel.
What else ! "Fire , Flames , Burning"................ END QUOTE
Raid shadow legend's get the flamer brother the HEAVY FLAMER BROTHER
As a Blood Angel player one of my favorite units is a five man tactical squad carrying a heavy flamer and the sergeant carrying a combi-flamer riding in a Razorback with a twin heavy flamer turret ❤️🏆
Now that’s more like it! I have flamers dotted all over my BA army. Love Flamers! :).
I love that you included an add into the narrative. Best add placement of the year. Well done, haha.
Yyyyeeesssssssss, rewrote this comment 3 times, first time was "wtf burning heretics is number 10" my second rewrite was "hell yea burning heretics was said twice!" Now idk what to say, love ya baldermort keep doing what ur doing my guy!
Ok not gonna lie. Having the ad be a part of the story is genius. Also having it be a part of some space hulk is funny as hell. And kinda profound.
We need the HEAVY FLAMERS Brother! Praise the Man Emperor of Man.
Gotta give props here, Lord Baldemort had the best ad transition i've seen in a while! Made me weak.
Had to re-download it just for you.
nathan c thanks brother. Your support means a lot. :). ;).
Best flamer intro: A Salamander in terminator armour charging into fire of his own making...};D
Perfect video to listen to while painting fire and flame on my Salamanders. Thank you Baldermort for such informative and enjoyable content.
That was my favorite top 10 ever.
Thank you yet again Good Baldermort, you have made my day better.
Oh THAT Flamer. Thought we where talking about Forum Flamers from the mid 2000's.
My Sisters never leave home without 4774857563829464857699718 flamers.
-give or take.
EVEN THE GREAT CRUSADE SHALL BE SPONSORED BY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS! How else are they gonna pay for all that promethium after all?
:::sees tyranids swarming over the horizon:::
"right, we're gonna need the Inferno cannon for this mess"
The segue into and out of the advertisement was exceptional, truly.
In the Marines (USMC not SM) we had a running cadence about Napalm sticks to kids.
That raid shadow legend ad was set up nicely to think it would survive 40k years later, impressive.
I'm soooooo stoked you are getting sponsors! More top notch content for us! Like I said before.. you'll be 100k in no time!
Thanks brother Lee/. A lot. :) :) :)
That may have been the smoothest transition to and from an ad that I've ever heard. Well done. I'm sure the rest will be awesome and informative as usual. Best wishes from my data stacks to yours.
Probably the best ad integration I've seen yet. Bravo *clap, clap, clap*
I’ve got a burning desire to hear this .......
You're doing it wrong. It is not you who is supposed to burn. It is your enemies that should be burning...
Ah Flamers. The solution to any given problem in 40K.
*sits down & listens gleefully*,, don't think I've checked in this early to a new video in quite sometime!
HAHAHAHAHA.
I WAS *NOT* EXPECTING THAT.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Well done, my dude. Well done.
Thanks for all of your awesome videos! They keep me company while I paint at night =) "No pity! No remorse! No fear!"
The humble flamer, for all your purging needs!
Fire that burns underwater, yup its 2020 all right. Awesome video brother Baldermort. Well done sir.
You know what...
I'm not even mad about that "Raid SL" add
Buuuurn baby burn ! Disco infernooooo !
Oups wrong channel xD
Indeed flamers are really effective for a lot of purpose in the lore and i didn't realize how handy it is vs enemy of the imperium !
Thanks Mr Baldermort for this entry, seem's you had good time recording it ;)
Hahahahahaha i was not expecting the shodow legend add , im happy for you and your channel good job
Jona Jo thanks brother. They’re short and prevent mid roll ads like others have. I can’t stand them. So once in a while seems the best way. :).
About to prepare traditional Chinese BBQ pork (intense heat a necessity). The new vid happens to be about flamers, how appropriate!
That sounds fantastic!
Always happy to see a new video from you! Can’t be long until you hit the big time.
Excellent. I was watching a video on the "crocodile" flame tank from ww2 last night thinking "I wish Bauldermort would do a vid on flamers..."
Then he hits us with this....
Excellent... (twiddles fingers ala Mr Burns)
dear boldermot, like internet historian, u have used adds in a narrative fashion, i believe it to be the best balance between revenue and eye glue. the more labyrinthine the better. regards.
I'll be real with you UA-cam Advirtising, I'm not gonna buy Raid.
Good thing it's free, lol. But all jokes aside, I assure you Baldermort is working to bring some really cool things to this channel and AD's like this go a long way in bringing some truly amazing things.
Did some one call for well done s’mores .
Oh, the memories of clanking round a hulk, giggling like a child when unleashing cleansing flames.
I think Orcs are really close to Humans in the terms of technology since they also use similar tools such as flame thrower...
your videos are a gift to us all my man
Absolutely loved the humor in this episode. Bit ironic, considering the brutality of flamers, but as you said: burning is good for the soul. We mean only the best for those heretics in our path. Nobody, after all, is beyond salvation...but that doesn't mean we'll make it easy for them...
Apparently real life flame throwers are more powerful than the ones in 40k. Its a strange day when that is true.
I'm pretty sure the only thing that keeping Leman Russes from considered weaker than RL tanks is the material make up and even with that it's questionable if LRs would actually stand a chance...
@@Ryliath I mean that real flame throwers have a much longer effect ive range than tabletop simulates. The leman russ is aparently an adaptation of an old french design with a faily week engine. I do not know weather modern armor is ang good in 40k terms so armor and firepower is a big question mark.
Grey knight purifier: "Brother, I am the heavy flamer." Carry the emperor's will as your torch!!!
Been a while, good to see your still kicking 🤘
Kenneth Brenton thanks brother Brenton. Hope you are doing ok your end. :).
@@Baldermort hanging in there, loved the intro store okay if I use the name of the salamander from it for a Terminator captain?
The Intro was the greatest horror intro of any video on UA-cam
seemless transition from show to advert and back...brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
Brother Baldy, Brother Baldy, I think you forgot to mention the best use of any Flamer large or small. As everyone knows it is the burning of Heretics that is the best use for a Flamer...
Hahaha this was an excellent bit of Fun that actually made me chuckle more than a few times...
Thank you Brother...
It is not usual for me to get a laugh out of a lore video - however Baldermort you have done it. Fantastic work!
burn the heretic, the mutant, the unclean!
"happy salamander sounds"
You forgot the Xenos..........
Burn the Xenos !
I love how the Salamander turns the vid screen on, and what plays on it is an ancient advertisement for Raid: Shadow Legends. 😆
GG guys, Raid: Shadow Legends got him.
Thanks brother Wizard. Its once a month, only twice total. Its 75 seconds. I got to eat and prevent mid reel ads. :)
@@Baldermort Well, when it helps the channel. Somebodys got to make a living.
As long as they pay him, I don't care.
"Brother get the flamer! No... the HEAVY FLAMER!"
Raid I can take or leave but great way to weave it in! Would our brother have stopped for a game of pong or space invaders I wonder?
If pong paid me enough to prevent mid reel adverts on all our viewing, I'd graphically narrate the most epic battle of pong ever!
Its 75 seconds. It means a lot to me not to have mid reel ads. I despise them. So 75 seconds it is. They have been quite good to us.
Greetings Baldie, the bestest 40K narrator this side of the galaxy. Love and respect from Belfast 🇬🇧
Abe Froman thanks brother Abe. Hope things are still going ok your end. :)?
Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer. Reading a lot of 40k and waiting with anticipation for more Baldie! 👍👍
I don't know about you but I would love to learn more about burning heretics.
Inquisition some day soon. We'll hear plenty about the burning of the Heretics in that entry. :)
I knew the number one after number five.. Ah pyromania is one of my many character flaws that need to be kept on a short leash .
Lol I love your style of narration. :)
Not forgetting of course, the Death Watch employ weapons that fire radioactive prometheum - so not only do you burn, youre irradiated! Lovely jubbly!! ;o)
Ork: charges with flamer
Salamander marine: Well time to fight fire with fire while burn baby burn plays in the background
Can't believe it! I just got done watching the League of Lore Death Corps video for the umpteenth time, to see that our glorious overlord has graced us with yet more content!
A Video about Flamers when I'm about to eat some Burgers from the Grill...THE EMPEROR IS SMILING UPON ME!
The ad intro... Masterly! Well played.
That was absolutely Class! Well done Sir!
You forgot that burning orks and burning ork spores are 2 diferent uses. Burning ork corpses that were not made dead by flamers and using flames on living orks to make them dead AND prevent spores are 2 diferent flamer activities :3
I imagine when I start collecting my astra militarum army the weapon I will enjoy painting and fielding the most would be the flamer. Flame throwers being an absolute favorite of mine everywhere I find them.
I want to find a warhammer book about Salamanders and Titans fighting together, and a pyrocast Salamander gets envious of the Warhound titans superheavy Flame weapon. That would be downright hilarious!
'Commissar? why are the guardsmen running away from you and charge the enemy's line without our command?'
'Well, that is quite commendable, Colonel. It seems they prefer a moderately swifter death by the enemy than by my hand flamer.
Although i never needed to use it for my duties. The unspoken threat is enough for their moral and i hope for yours, too.'