TERROR In The Zambezi | I Shouldn't Be Alive | S02 E05 | Full Episodes | Thrill Zone
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Five boat safari goers find themselves stranded in the hippo and crocodile-infested Zambezi River when their watercraft sinks due to a mad hippo. Three get stranded on a submerged sand flat in the middle of the river and the other barely makes it to the shore. None of them are protected from Africa's deadly wildlife...
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Five boat safari goers find themselves stranded in the hippo and crocodile-infested Zambezi River when their watercraft sinks due to a mad hippo. Three get stranded on a submerged sand flat in the middle of the river and the other barely makes it to the shore. None of them are protected from Africa's deadly wildlife...
I swear I could hear the cool narrators voice as I read this 😎
Seen it
Is the Victoria falls in Zambia or Zimbabwe?
Relaxing environment? My anxiety would be at max knowing all those animals were so close
@@bradleypellett8687 congrats 🎉
I've been to Jungles, Mountains, the open Ocean and vast Deserts all from the comfort of my bed 😅😁🛌
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I hate getting into water but wish there was a swimming app where you can simulate swimming in beautiful Mediterranean sea or in a beautiful lagoon. It would just have two arms and hands on the screen as though I'm swimming along, and the water splashing. I hope someone makes one soon.
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In the next episode of “I shouldn’t be there in first place” …
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Hahahahahahah
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exactly THIS!
"We've got two children to think about, let's holiday on the most crocodile infested waters on the planet!"
Makes sense 😮 idiots
While at it let's make sure we go to the most remote part. Hmmm fishing sounds nice too because why not
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Please bring this series back!! I've seen every episode at least 10 times
There are so many other channels with exact the same content and with equal quality. You're hours behind watching..... 😂🤣
Have you tried “Alive”? It's in a similar genre.
Well we’ve simply ran out of stories to cover. Hey, why don’t you go create a story for them, maybe hike Everest and get into some shit?😂
Whoa.. 10 times 😏why would you want to watch anything more than twice at most!
@@shawncalderon4950similar genre: HORRIBLE narrator, comparatively 😝
How about a little applause for that Buffalo that kept him company and protected him all night?
Love me a Lil water buffalo
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That was God Sent 😇👏👏👏👏
I totally agree. Thank you to the buffalo. Also thanks to the ants he was able to wake up and not die.
Must be for safety. Thinking, he is a bloody easy pray, predators will leave me alone and I will have time to get away. And\or maybe because predators are afraid of humans (if people are hunting over there).
Crocodile: ... "when all of a sudden this crazy guy jumps in the water and attacks me..."
@Sherry Nevis-Baltzer 😄
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Lmao
@@felicityfleming1319 .. complete. Moron !!
He was channeling crocodile Dundee
Crocodile ....:"i had already seen this dude struggling to make it to the shore and i let him be.....then guess what ...he reaches the shore , sees my ass chilling and starts disrespecting me ...on my own turf...hell no"
BRUHHH LMFAO
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Ooooooooohhhhhh hahahaha
And that’s exactly what happened tho!..he ain’t lying🤣🤣
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goes fishing in crocodile infested waters,
*"OMG THERE'S A CROCODILE!!!"*
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The moral of the story is, if a crocodile leaves you alone, don't go in, under the water and try and chase it
Yeah, I couldn't believe it when he did that. I was like, WTF bruh?
No the croc submerged was going for him, he should have just ran
@@Frazzled_Chameleon yeah, i could not believe it, should have just got out, damn!
You do realise that crocs can come out of the water don't you?
@Comrade Dmitri Regardless, they're still very proficient on land. Especially given he was on a steep sandy bank.
Buffalo just needed a friend...hope he and Alistair stayed in contact ...
Haha, that's funny
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GOOD ONE!
Hilarious
They added eachother on Facebook
Let’s see.... A river with “unpredictable” and incredibly strong currents that also happens to be teeming with hippo and exceptionally large alligators. Remote AF. A bunch of people crammed in a small boat, and HEY! One of them can’t swim!
Sounds like a great idea. Sign me up. 🙄
yep
what could possibly go wrong? piece of cake!
Crocodiles not alligators!
@@CareersCompared crocs are much more dangerous
Not to mention how brilliant it seems to not bother bringing life jackets or any satellite phones
There are many mean comments here regarding Alistair "coming back to fight a croc".
Looks like filming crew depicted it completely worng. Alistair literally said : "I pedaled into the inland, as my feet touched the ground I looked up , up 2 - 3 yards away there was this crocodile." Meaning that he still was in the water, but his feet could finally reach the ground underwater and why he was able to stand and spot a croc about 2.5 meters away(thats terrifying how close), which makes perfect sense why he did what he did in this situation. But Narrator fucked it up by claming he reached the shore. He didn't and never said so. Otherwise he wouldnt dive back in the water. It's absurd. It definetly was a missunderstading from production part. upvote this people.
I also thought I saw the shore line in the video but I might have imagined that and this wasn't the real footage ofcourse
I mean, with that context I can understand in an extremely tense and stressful situation (where you have little time to think), He decided fight, instead of flight. But what he should've done is back away slowly without disturbing the water. Croc may have left him alone, maybe not, but he the croc would've been less likely to attack had he just backed away slowly.
But yeah, unless you've been face to face with an apex predator like that... who knows how you'd react. Would your mind even be capable of reasonable choices in that situation, or would your instincts completely override your decision making abilities? Easy to judge this man in the comfort of your own home.
honestly I didn't get that he went back into the water, he was swimming to shore and the croc came at him.
Regardless going towards the crock like he was going to scare it wasn't smart, but either way he was probably getting attacked so it didn't matter too much it was all he could think of. Honestly I probably would have done the same thing 😆.
He said 10 yards not 2.5
“Crocodile infested” bro they literally just live there
Lol exactly
Yep. Looks more to me like this part of the Zambezi was human infected.
@@notundermywatch3163 humans live along rivers too though, like forever
@@notundermywatch3163
Humans are native to Africa.
I don’t think they intended to say they didn’t belong, just to suggest that there was a deadly amount
Why do these stories so often end with: "after all these years, all these people still go to this place where they almost died"
Makes me angry.
Life is cheap
They're clearly chasing a dope rush lol. The mix of dope and cortisol is addicting. Humans are primal as fk.
Because they are infected with the disease call stupidity
Get back on the horse.
@@sweettrinilife2095 nah, just not a pussy
Alistair makes it to shore then gets back in the water to fight a crocodile 😂
This is the most hilarious , strangest ,and most ridiculous part of the whole series... going back to water to fight a croc...I will understand this in the year 2050,😂😂😂😂
😂it makes him look good
he almost won the darwin award that year
That's correct. Why go back to the water to fight a crocodile?? Stupid!!
@@binslick1000 it was his hormones that made him do it perhaps
The hippos don’t go hang out at your office. Don’t go hang out into theirs. Respect nature.
I don’t understand why he didn’t just get up on land Or try to climb a tree his idea was to go against the croc foolish man
I guess it was fight or flight at that point
You play with FIRE you get burnt,!!
I said the same thing. Why did he go after it? He’s crazy.
What I want to know is why would he admit to being that dumb?
I was screaming like pls get out of the water. Foolish tour guide decided to challenge a crock ! UGH, !! Common on !!!
I wish he can answer why ?? Basic instincts tell you "Get Out of Water"
If Africans don’t sail on it 😂 its not that they are naive about it Rambo Jambo 😂
I am Zambian and I've never bothered to take such chances. I watch about such on youtube like everyone else.
Imwe I can’t get over how they are pronouncing Zambezi 😂
Same here I am from Zimbabwe
@Emmanuel Tembo.. Ndeloleshafye 🤣🤣..
@@rokiatoukaba1846 😂😂😂 laka munthu wandi?
@@kar7818 me too😂
My favorite part was the guy on the boat who apparently doesn’t know how to swim. 😂
Pro life tip: If you can’t swim you shouldn’t ever be in water deeper than you can stand.
I mean this whole thing defies reason. wtf, people…you don’t need too many brain cells to avoid these kinds of situations, and a touch of humility.
I don't swim and know not to go in or on the water.
so people in wheelchars are banned from open waters forever?
@@CuriousConnoisseurs Yes just like people with peanut allergies are banned from eating PB&J forever.
For their own safety.
Beautiful river full of hippos and huge crocodiles ???? Sorry, that is not the kind of river I would go into....travelling in a tiny boat with five people😲.
Ikr it’s just stupidity lol
And no life jackets. 🤪😂
@@ethancoster1324 Or bazookas.
There’s no way this guy decided to attack the croc in the water. Lmao 😂 this guy is trying to get a book deal.
Crocs are very fast on land on water if they wanted to eat he they could do it in an instant in think he knew that and thought maybe he could drive it off if he scares it enough
Yeah there’s no way. I don’t take it. I think one of those crocs would have confiscated his entire arm
@@emyywolf Wouldn't his wounds confirm his story?
I agree that was a crazy move, he tried to attack it before it attack him, that was his mindset what on earth
The Zambezi Crocodile wrestler. Sold
Wow. I'm glad I love to read books, bakes, sew, draw, garden.
Alistair: “I made it across the river, saw a crocodile looking at me. Stared it down so it went away. Instead of backing up and getting away from the water to safety, I decided to be River Rambo and get back into the water and swim right at the crocodile.”
OMG that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen from anyone, and yet he survived.
"River Rambo" lol thats a good one.
How do you go out on the Zambezi with all those predators out there and you don't even have a life jacket on? And then the one guy can hardly swim and you bring an old lady out there great great thinking guys
I am also suprised
Just imagine, like why
He panicked
Note to self. Don't ever attempt to attack a crocodile.
Did you really need to note that to yourself? LMAO
just attack their eye ball
@@ESAATRAVIESAA yes true if you clamped in its Jaws otherwise just chip off quickly and quietly as possible
Also - don’t ever go anywhere with Allister
@@ESAATRAVIESAA you think your gonna beat a crocodile with only your hands? *in the water* you might survive the crocodile but there is no chance you’re killing it
I love my country #zambia but even the locals are so careful when it comes to such...
I was thinking that....would local people do something like this! I thought not.
Exactly stupid people overloaded small boat and near hippos is always going to end badly
Exactly. I'm from Zimbabwe and everytime we visit The Zambezi no one dares to use those small boats😂😂we know the outcome
@@tabethwatadza9430 I was thinking that while watching. I thought, "I bet the people who grow up there don't do this." This was do dangerous and stupid. I couldn't watch it all.
Ni Ka documentary ..aba Bantu Ka normal tesana umungulu
watch this and i have learned a lesson,just stay at home.
Yep. Simple hikes are GREAT
When one thinks of the unfortunate imbeciles that wanted to get closer to top tier wild animals capable of killing them because they thought it'd be fun, and spent their last, long minutes literally being eaten alive by the beast they'd intruded on, it gives the sensible amongst us an even greater desire to get absolutely nowhere near anything even remotely that dangerous to human beings!
The Internet abounds with videos and reports of such imbeciles, and their truly horrific deaths, all of which were wholly avoidable.
I enjoy living in a country that has no such creatures in the wilds, as I couldn't imagine camping or packrafting in areas where such lethal beasts roam free. That's way too scary!
Fear exists as nature's 'Heads Up!'
@Gordon Bloody Ramsey Hahahahahaha!!!!
@@mrmichael20 lol true a few have come into my yard or knocked on my door
Well quarantine hit us
Each time I think am stupid in life I come back to this show and remind myself am not that bad
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You bet 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I live in zambia and I have been in this river before near the Victoria falls. Even though was with the guide my heart was not at peace as a crock is not easily spotted if it attacks.
Never underestimate wild animals!
She couldn't swim,, no one is wearing a life vest, small boat on most dangerous waters, no survival skills, lack of protection against predators, no device to call for help, no plan🤦🏻♀️
Makes you wonder just what kind of fish was worth all that!
Heard....I took a drive through a wildlife preserve in S.A....later learned that a visitor to the same park was killed because they had the windows open.....amazes me to this day that people underestimate how puny we are next to most animals in nature.....heck, a domesticated dog can take someone down, how does that compare to a crop or hippi
Stupidity
One word only comes to mind... stupid! 😄
people shouldnt go near any water without a life vest unless they can swim
I live in Zambia 🇿🇲. I am glad to still see our wildlife still thrives untempered. We won't be the invasive species, may everyone else not be as well 😌
Very well said !!
I've always wanted to see the Zambezi to appreciate the wildlife and witness the bird migrations. Botswana is on my bucket list, but I might have to check out Zambia as well!
Yes good to see locals winning for a change
i like this show a lot, but i wish they would spend a bit more time talking about the endings. its like 44 minutes of drag out the situation and 1 minute of how everyone survived.
A lot of episodes the person crawls 10 miles over a frozen mountain with broken legs to get help. these people just got lucky.
yeah, this episode was pretty lame, basically just the croc and ants for the one guy and the other people just stood around in the river.
And they def didn’t interview the parents on purpose to make it seem like they died so you’d keep watching. At least that’s what I thought.
@@ThatOneCoolGuy69420 or just too many people saying the same thing.
@@bender_8282 yeah, i don't know how they not been attacked being in the water for that long that is infested with crocs
Imagine not being able to swim but you fish near 4 of some of the most dangerous animals in the world, money doesn't buy common sense. Would of been better spent on some swimming lessons rofl
Would of? Really? "of"?
Money can't buy basic grammar either, apparently.
It is and always has been "would have" or "would've". That doesn't change.
@@blipblop1806 Maybe english is not his first language. Why some people behave like an arse when they see some grammatical error? And it's only english people who do this non sense. English is not everyone's first language, deal with it and thank others that they speak your language as their second or third language.
@@blipblop1806 Many of those in the comments section are not fluent in English, so what is the point of correcting?
@@blipblop1806 What is the point of this comment?
@@blipblop1806 English is not my first language and i sometimes do grammer mistakes either but the important thing is if people get what you mean or not. Me and 44 others understood what she meant so just shut up
Ok seriously the acting and production quality of this series is OUTSTANDING!!!
Yes!!
Yes, they need to bring this series back, with new stories..! I'll write the producers!
Yes it is
Amazing you go rafting on a dangerous river and can’t swim. The positions people put themselves in amaze me.
That buffalo spared the man's life, and the ants saved his life. Animals doing him a solid ❤👏
bro thats god.
Right
The strong animals spirits
I know everyone is a shut in now who don't leave their basements, but if you live life you will learn animals do amazing things.
@@thehashslingingslasher6443 No, it's not. If God wanted to protect this man's life so badly then why would God have his boat capsized by a hippo and have a croc attack him in the first place then? Unless God sent you a text or left you a voicemail explicilty stating that he sent the buffalo to save this man's life, then I'd say the buffalo protecting him was coincidence rather than divine intervention.
ye but dat mf went back to hunting animals smh
I got lost in Walmart once, I shouldn't be Alive
omg loooooool I'm dying
That's the funniest comment I've read !!! so true too!!! Should have an episode on that!! 😂🤣😂
Omg! U have me rolling on the ground!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
I was got lost at the louver museum. Seemed like a labirenth . Legit felt lost lol
I got lost in an ikea. Terrifying
Why in the hell would they take such a tiny boat in a river full of CROCODILES and HIPPOS? Those things get too close to boats at least 8 times that size!
Exactly such stupidity
I burn my arm pretty bad from my own radiator on my truck .when someone ask what happened to me. I tell them that it's a stupidity burn.thats called the boat ride of stupititys.
Yes why didn't they get a bigger boat ⛵ that doesn't tip over those Crocs hippos are dangerous to overconfident really and you would even picnic in bush my god 🙏 I'll be scared after just wayched animals being ripped apart and you want to picnic and sail my good gosh.
@@solmeans8690 I did the same thing. Painful.
Well, considering that they were found by two people in tiny canoes (wtf?), their choice of boat didn't seem like too bad of a choice initially.
Everyone is so shocked about Allister… what about the 4 humans standing in the croc filled river for almost 2 days?! I would’ve been dead by the time I hit the water. Props to them all for surviving 🫣
Mad dogs and Englishmen standing on a sandbar for day and nights! How'd they conquer the world?
Right??? I don't care how much you're freaking out when you get in the water, you can't stand ankle-deep for two days in a crocodile river. It's insane they survived.
what a bad dikhead he put his head under the water looking for the croc? almost won the darwin award that year
In this case, Natural selection let us down..lol
They are less likely to attack underwater. Your better off swimming underwater than on surface.
Lions, Leopards and hyenas watching this: "So this all happened under our noses?"
This is what happens when you're safe 99.9% of the time. You rarely think about the dangers around you.
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😂😂😂😂 ai tog
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Lol 😂😂🤣😂 bru
Hotdog stand in the middle of a river, that's what they were...
Ikr. Who goes on a tiny ass boat down a huge river filled with huge, strong, power and dangerous animals? It was big enough for a ship to go across. That is what you do. You go in a big boat with lots of people.
It’s amazing how people are going through difficulty and no one is thinking about praying to God in Jesus name.
This is definitely in my top-ten TV-series.
That was not good
Is the 100 tv-series on your list? Better be...!
@@askomoisio Yes, in my top 10. The new seasons are pretty bad, in my opinion.
@@abcdefg4570 yes because Lexa didn't came back from the dead 😭 but good season anyways. Are you bellarke shipper or clexa? XDD
@@askomoisio Clexa, they were somehow better for each other.
I lived in Zimbabwe most of my life. It was the first thing you learnt going to Lake Kariba was hippo are very territorial and dangerous especially when they have babies in a nursery in the water. If you see hippo give them a really wide berth.
Can't believe they are safari guides, you would know all this.
These people fishing right in the middle of them...what did they expect?
charmain killoran I remember going on a youth camping trip which included a ferry ride on lake Kariba, the best part was the captain stopping the ferry in the middle of the lake and we all jumped into the water and had a good swim, not sure I would be brave enough to do so now
That's exactly why I was rooting for the hippo then the gator😂
Marcus Bowman you are evil
charmain killoran exactly,have been on the Zambezi several times on very large boat ,but would never have gone fishing in such a small boat ,not even in a big boat
Shocking, isn't it? Idiots.
Who the hell goes on that massive river, in that tiny boat with 5 people. Crazy, you're just asking for trouble.
How about the guys in canoes 🤣
That's usually one or two people max at any given time. Not five flipping people mate. That's just insane.
These idiots apparently 😅
The better question is who fucking goes in a kanu xD
I'd need an ocean liner lol
I was born and grew up in Zambia 🇿🇲 us Zambians by nature we don’t hangout anyhow at the Zambezi River but western people likes to explore the river and try to swim
Western people like to explore... That's a big difference in culture.
@@tybaltyrant1 hmmm
@@tybaltyrant1Not all of us.
@@tybaltyrant1love is gonna get you killed
@@tybaltyrant1 True, but maybe be smart about it. These people are f00lish and full of hubris.
🤔🤔🤔Soooooooo...... This clown made it to safety THEN went back into the water to fight a Crocodile?? Ok 👌😂😂
Guess he got cocky after that amazing swim
@@andy4905 Lol
Omg! Your too funny!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“Clyde couldn’t swim.” No life preservers????
Yes quite stupid.
ALISTAR EARS ARE FLOTATION DEVICE
Twat ... is the appropriate word!
As soon as they showed the hippos, that's when I knew they'd end up in the water. Hippos are very protective of their surrounding territory. I wouldn't take a little boat like that within a hundred yards of ONE hippo, let alone an entire colony of hippos!
I know! The whole thing is just nuts! Why would you risk it with the hippos and crocs!
Randall Bowman, And yet the hippos didn't bother those two guys on kayaks and they rescued the other four stranded on the sand flat.
@@auletjohnast03638Hippos are very territorial and can be very aggressive. They are literally taking a big gamble.
Plus, one of the people in the boat couldn't swim. An adult man who cannot swim willingly got into a small boat, in a heavy current, surrounded by gators, without a life vest. As someone who had to save a drowning dumb dumb who did the same thing, eff him. He was begging for a Darwin award.
These people clearly aren't the smartest bunch.
Hippos kill more people a year than any other animal DOUBLED.
hey guys, lets go to a river infested with crocs and hippos. i'll bring my small-ass boat too.
Yo shoutout to that buffalo for holdin it down
Okay I know hippos are terrifying but the way they line up and rest their heads on each other's rumpys🥺🥰
Yeah, that’s kinda wholesome 💙🦛
@@YouveBeenMegged lol
That dude literally said at 14:21 that he thought the best thing to do was swim for the croc. Like what?!? What are you saying?!?
Drugs aren't good for him
That made no sense whatsoever. He should have just got out of the water.
I'm struggling to understand the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cocaine is a hell of a drug 🤣🤣😂
Doesn't get anymore stupid than that. Then he gets back to shore after needlessly getting attacked by a croc then he just goes and sits on a tree all day. I hate him. That said, his friends knew he was attacked by a croc and didn't even go try to help him.
I grew up on a river. A few things to remember if you're in trouble and trying to swim to shore. Body float with your feet ahead of you. Lean into the current. When you need to swim, do it parallel with the beach. The current should take you close enough. Whatever you do, don't fight the current. Work with it.
The buffalo protecting the guy through the night is devine intervention.
It really is something
Amen on that one! 👆🏼
was divine intervention that nearly got them killed and that bloke attacked by a crocadile..or only the good stuff?
No my friend it was “BOVINE “ intervention
@@simonlloyd7557 I mean the other option is getting slaughtered by lions and hyenas, soo.
I mean come on. So stupid.. this is like a horror movie with bad decisions. Why paddle around with elderly people, bad swimmers, crocodile and hippo infested waters on a tiny boat.. Might as well take your little group on a Sunday bicycle tour on the savannah and watch lions and other furry's. Just senseless but I do love this show so for my sake, go for it!
And no life jackets 🤦♀️
@@nataliapesic7373 hahaha! Yup, and no damn life jacket either. Who needs them?! Saving people who do so many careless decisions to put them where they are is bluntly a slap in the face of others in need of help. Bad luck or no luck these merry band of nonsense are pushing it.
Aldwino Ov Runnstrøm right??! 🙄😒
They just wanted to get on this show
@@markc1894 absolutely..😂😂😂😂
Did anyone else intensly root for the old man as he swam towards the other 3? 😄 Gosh this feeling
Naw, rooting for the local river life to do what comes natural.mmm, fish and chips and Alister
I hate when shows constantly say "crocodile-infested" or "shark-infested." Those animals live and belong there, they aren't an infestation. The people are the ones encroaching. Ok that's all, now I'll continue watching.
It is good that crocodiles don't understand English so they won't be offended.
@@user-hh2is9kg9j It sure is!
Because it means that the crocodiles are very prominent in the area
@@user-hh2is9kg9j If they were liberal crocodiles they would be offended. Liberals get offended by anything and everything.
Take ur pills n relaxed
So he decides to go after the crocodile when the land was so close, why not run for the grass, i don't get it.
The video made a mistake and made.it look like he had time to run, he did not.
@@yellowdayz1800 was just about to comment that. And besides, even if he did have time to run, the croc would've definitely outran him and caught him pretty quick
I found that part of the video stupid also
Crocodile allows Allistair to make it to shore, but Allistair decides to go back into the water and attack the crocodile. Ants attack Allistair, but instead of counter-attacking, he rolls around in the dirt and screams. Ok.
Crocodiles will actually chase you on land if you'd have listened
11:11 "The first thing I did is start vomiting because I swallowed half of the Zambezi" 😂😂
Like really 😂😂😂
Best line 😂😂😂
I fucking shit when he said that
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Full of hippo and croc poo so I know it was an easy task yuck
Yo that buffalo walked up and sat next 2 him like...
"Sup bro....long night huh?"
he also said hey long time no see....... !!😉
I've cancelled my croc wrestling holiday in Africa after watching this. Turns out they are really strong and have sharp pointy teeth...who knew?
...u nail it bruh
Nah; Crocs have all gone vegan...you’ll be good 🤩
Crocs are vegan tho so you could still go :)))
Wild Mountain Gwendy the Indian ones are
lol
Ok. I’m never going to Africa, the Grand Canyon, Mt. Everest, the Amazon, the jungle, any rainforest. Never going hiking, kayaking, sailing, fishing, rock climbing, or walking to the corner store. I’m done.
you're missing the moral of the stories.
you will always get lucky and survive in the end
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Laughed
@@Hello-ig1px well I was kidding. 😬
I hear you Gizmo! Bahahaha!
I’m glad they all survived but at the end of the day, I’m even more glad that wildlife like this still exists. May it remain untouched and wild always
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I have visited the area that this occurred, it’s the most amazing place.
So true
Should of gotten darwin award for the guy that thought he's gonna chase a crocodile in the water.
they acted so fuckin stupid so stupid they almost deserved what was comin to em just cause you panickin doesnt mean you have to kill the people around you
Thank God the doctors were able to save his arm, and I love how the Buffalo kinda watched over him throughout the night lol
The arrogance of mankind. On full display here.
What kind of dumbass swims towards a Crocodile smh
That small boat is een insult to the forces of nature in that environment.
@KindHrt77 Wow racist, color has nothing to do with anything.
Didnt you here them say at the beginning that they have lived and worked on the river most of their lives stupid?
More like the arrogance of middle-aged white people with time and money. It's not a coincidence most of the people on these episodes are middle aged white people.
Let me get this straight, so instead of just taking the oar, swimming back to the boat, guideing it to the island and turning it around, he bumrushed to the croc infested shore and challenged one to a duel.
Amazing.
Not the way you would have handled it? It was also interesting that when his arm was inside the croc's mouth, instead of trying to get it out, he decided it was best to put his free arm in the croc's mouth too...
@@kevinsheldrick917 you are not going to overpower a crocodiles bite and just pull your arm out. He did the best thing in that situation to free his arm.
@@AGGSab true and from the looks of it, what he did with his free hand saved his life as the croc let go.
Omg! U r so funny! U have me rolling on the ground laughing!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The boat was stuck
don't go stupid places with stupid people at stupid times
On stupid vehicles
Right? Cant believe some of the decisions they made
i wouldn't call your family stupid people and day light wouldn't be stupid time. too much ASP ehh.
Or get stupid rewards
That frace is from John, active self protection
How in the world those people thought being on this river “peaceful “….it’s incredibly dangerous but these folks blow my mind…hippos, crocs, elephants, I just marvel at their complete absence of fear.
Absence of intelligence, you mean.
Life preserver, $29 on Amazon. Floating down the Zambezi without them, priceless.
my anxieties would have killed me if not te hippos and crocodile
Anxiety has never killed anyone.
The buffalo was likely an angel in disguise protecting him through the night.
that shit dont exsist but ok.
Mike w gives me joy to see idiots still believe in that shit
The Almighty and His Messengers are so amazing🙌🙌🙌kept that man,protected that man, brought him back to safety.
Good water buffalo.
@@YawnWoofDog you will know the truth at your death and again on the day of judgement.
I lived in Livingston for 12 years
Went to the falls every Sunday with my parents
Stood by the Zambezi many a time
Watching this sends a chill down my spine
Thank you god
I like what the water buffalo did, It literally performed the act of a standing guardian angel for the injured man. Love it..
Amazing isn't it, God's Angel's are real and come in many forms, this Angel came in the form of a water Buffalo....😇
It’s not a water buffalo it’s a cape buffalo
@@smisango1738 god has nothing to do with it.
Bovine intervention
I felt that, too, that the Buffalo was offering protection. Empathy is not just a human trait.
Let's go fish by giant hippos and prehistoric crocodiles. It'll be fun. Yah. I brought hotdogs.
Exactly
And let's go in a TINY boat!
🤣🤣the realest comment i saw
Don’t forget the beer mate
These guys ARE the hotdogs.
How stupid can that guy be? He reaches the land than decides to go back in the water to fight a crocodile 🤦🏽♀️
He probably would’ve surmised that he’d be unable to reach a tree to climb in time for the croc to not catch him as they are suprisingly fast on land, and they typically leave prey alone that puts up a fight as they’d much rather have an easier meal. So dude let his money brain take control which probably saved his life 🥴
😅
@@mynamethog1151 your explanation makes his decision a little less stupid however still stupid
@Zane Urban yes however the decision was still stupid 💁🏽♀️
@@kathysmith4986 play stupid games win stupid prizes
I'd say the Buffalo actin weird was cause he was calm an injured the animal knew he was injured an it would b comforting to stay with him animals r like that. They perceive us as a threat is y they behave so irradic towards humans
That was so painfully hard to read.
In addition to the helicopter never finding the people in trouble in all episodes, there´s another thing in common: there´s always a warning sign that is ignored - in this case, the mother should´ve stayed behind, then she could go for help with the daughter. In other episodes, obstacles appear telling people to abort and go back and so on and so forth.
Yes you tell the main man at the dock your plan and if not back by 10 pm assume we where invited to the feast! Us!
I feel bad for the mom who wanted to stay back.
Maybe they thought they were on the jungle boat ride at Disneyland.
I have no means of comprehending how these folks were safari guides in real life
Hahahah 😂lol
@Todd Tarter:They were, but they were on acid
😁
@@moonshotmedia673 😂😂😂
This is why i hibernate in my house 🤣
LMAO right? We get to watch these people entertain us with stupidity..
Jessica C same. I am like a hermit in my hermitage.
@@ethannaka1822 omg savage but there is alot of truth to this statement. 😂😂😂😂
@@kaceykent2269 haha there's definitely no shortage of these videos! People always doing something dumb.
@@ethannaka1822 sometimes I am watching these videos and I am like how on earth did they make this error. I have seem it so many times. It is usually bad decisions after bad decisions. Sometimes I wonder if they don't get that gut feeling when something is about to go terribly wrong. I have learned that it should never be ignored.
Zambia the real Africa 🇿🇲, we are blessed with abundant wildlife and naturalcal wonders💯
Rule number 1 never messs with wildlife ✍️
"Crocodile infested waters"
"Shark infested waters"
Excuse me!
No!
These are THEIR waters!
They aren't infesting anything!
😂😂😂😂correct
@whitexchina
What use do we have for all these dangerous animals. We have the means to kill them all off. Let's do it: Every dangerous animal: Crocs, Lions, Tigers, poisonous snakes....Everything dangerous
Uh yeah... no... Mankind has dominion over the animal kingdom. Sorry. We are commanded not to abuse them, but we still have dominion over them.
@@alexwilson9530 and ruin ecosystems? There is a balance to everything in life...nature is no different
@@felicityfleming1319 ok take Lions for example. How do they keep the eco system in balance? By killing and eating antelopes, Buffalo, etc? Why we eat those ourselves we don't need dangerous Cats to keep those populations in check. Snakes? We got rat poison and other ways of pest control. Crocs? just like big cats, they eat what we eat. Think about it
I had to kill a giant spider in my bathroom today, I wonder if they're filming any new episodes, they should contact me 😅
Lmaoo
Its going to be the shortest episode ever, just upload it on TIKTOK or on your WhatsApp status 😂
" it started off as such a good morning, I had a great night sleep and was feeling refreshed, I couldn't wait to see my friends later that day... I was just about to step into the shower when the unthinkable happened, an unrecognizable, mutant sized spider lurked just overhead... and I wondered how long it's been stalking me for, I ran outside, none of my neighbors were home, I was going to have to face the situation alone...." Lol
Why the nasty sarcasm? You think a spider is the same as all that they had to face? I know, if it's not happening to you, it's just not important.
@@brittnycleveland3235 I have a big purse always full and heavy...I kill all bugs and spiders by dropping my purse on them...works everytime
We will keep getting new episodes as long as we have people who loves to mess with nature.
"OH THERE WAS A CROC .. ILL CHASE IT... ILL GO UNDERWATER AND SEE IF CROC IS VEGETARIAN OR NOT"
HA HA Classic!
Why are these people always trying to play hero stay in your habitat and leave these animals in their own .
I know its mean to say this but I don't like animals at all not even a cat
@Lorelei Haart yes, yes it does, when someone makes silly mistakes it should be called out .. he has a point u can't deny that .
Lol
wait, he gets to land and then goes back in the water to go after the croc???? wtf??
me watching this from the comfort of my home in South Africa: “Damn! Africa’s crazy”
How can people think it's ok to go fishing in the middle of hippos and crocs? EVERYBODY knows how incredibly dangerous and aggressive those animals are. 🤦
Right smh how stupid I’m sorry
perhaps they like to live on the edge
People feel entitled. The local fishermen have to do it because it's their livelihood, otherwise they would starve to death. Random people going out without any experience are asking for trouble. The thrill can turn into a live or die situation within a matter of seconds, as seen here.
There were a bunch of kayakers going through a Congo river in a formation of four. Experienced too. A croc flipped one of the kayakers and he was never to be seen again. Guess experience doesn't bring in common sense. People really take nature lightly.
It makes even less sense the more you think about it, if u do catch a fish you could attract Crocs with all the splashing
Can’t think far
Guide “Should I get out of the water and get to the shore or attack croc! Let me attack the croc” 🤦♂️
Lol true. But those things are stealthy in water and quite fast on land. Then again, he did say no one could see him.. So how do we know this part really happened 🤔 😂
The ants needs a big round of applause too😎they really got him moving…
How crazy and reckless people can be. Why would you take your family fishing on a river full of crocodiles, hippos, and surrounded by tigers, lions🤷♂️
adventurous spirit
The fishmonger was closed :(
"Lions tigers and bears oh my"
Dats crazy , they ask for the mess...
Moral of the storey; don’t steal mr hippos fishy 😜
Nay Hardy that made me laugh so much 😂
Chloe Carpenter😜🤣🤣🤣
I thought about that too I thought the hippo was pretty pissed they took his fish LOL
Yeah, I betcha they won’t do that again 🤣🤣🤣
The wild is wild. Don't underestimate it. It's ruthless by nature.
Wow! Hats off to the producers and the actors of this amazing film. You did a really excellent job and made it heart-stoppingly realistic. I've been canoeing on the Zambezi and slept a couple of nights by the river, seen the crocodiles and the hippo, heard the lions and hyenas, been near the buffalo, but so glad not to have had their nightmare experience.
Omg you are blessed! What an experience
Ive been to Africa with british army. The experiences are awesome
Just remember: If you get attacked by a croc stick your arm in its mouth like Allister!
Apparently sticking body parts in crocodilles mouths can be a life saver!
@@blake7587 I never knew that. Learned something new
@@blake7587 or just remember! Try to use common sense and don’t go into areas infested with crocodiles, hippos, lions and hyenas.
Plenty of beautiful rivers you can canoe without risking ending up getting eaten alive
🇨🇦🙏 My dear God! I can't even begin to imagine how frightened and how hopeless they all must have felt. Feeling like they could loose their lives at any moment! It's also like that buffalo watch over him all night to make sure no predators came near him. They most certainly had angels watching over them. I am soooo happy that they all made it! 🙏 God bless all of them. HE DID!
Obviously the Buffalo smelt blood and realised he was injured and harmless.
they become very protective when they smell blood
Are buffalo carnivorous with their olfactory sense tuned in to blood 🤔?
@@InfiniteEchos Its a possibility. ''Blood molecule attracts predators and warns prey - including humans... Researchers at Karolinska Institutet have identified an evolutionarily preserved scent molecule in mammalian blood that attracts predators and repels prey. In the study, published in Scientific Reports, they also report that humans exposed to the smell become stressed and react to it as if they were prey.
Most animals use their sense of smell to find partners, hunt for food and detect danger...." Karolinska Institutet Published: 2017-10-20 11:00
Ah yes, there's alway one special person on each episode and on this one it's Allister, the Larry of the jungle lol
🤣😂i rem stupid larry
I like how we are all just a community of people who watch this show and know all the inside jokes
WHOLE THING MAKES NO SENSE. Please don't play with our IQ next time.
right like why did he fight with the croc get out of the water dummy
Go cry to mama
@@lajalapena8852 BS
Honestly how stupid can a person be ..we damn well know that the Zambezi river is a no go area .these ppl are playing with our intelligence!
@@Esmeraldatsambe at the beginning I think they said 170 croc attacks ever year and how many hippos?
Seems common.
Lesson: don't challenge nature in its territory
Maddest guy I've ever seen facing a croc when your nearly safe from harm 🤣🤣