Action Man: Battlefield Casualties

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  • @paulstaker8861
    @paulstaker8861 5 років тому +18787

    The kids' acting destroyed me.
    Truly an internet treasure.

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 5 років тому +565

      That girl's staunch salute in the end is priceless.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 років тому +26

      Yeah

    • @KiroPerida
      @KiroPerida 5 років тому +212

      glug GLUG *GLUG*

    • @silvianapuspasd.4607
      @silvianapuspasd.4607 5 років тому +100

      My jaw dropped because how they act to *ACTION MAN*
      If i were them as a kids i would just puke and had grow some ptsd

    • @ianroberts9889
      @ianroberts9889 5 років тому +86

      Let's get out of here.

  • @Brapgod
    @Brapgod 5 років тому +5301

    “PTSD Action Man now comes with 1000 yard stare action”
    My sides

    • @PitchaxisT
      @PitchaxisT 5 років тому +42

      These are golden sense of humor

    • @scrotooftheninefingers218
      @scrotooftheninefingers218 5 років тому +17

      Commence the Jiggling!

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X 5 років тому +3

      That line got me too

    • @twotimes2099
      @twotimes2099 5 років тому +7

      💀💀💀😂😂😂 coming from a person with ptsd this comment made me spit my soda all over the computer

    • @TheCatIsAMonster
      @TheCatIsAMonster 5 років тому

      Yup

  • @wulfske
    @wulfske 4 роки тому +5600

    “Coffin sold separately”
    IDK why that hit so hard, but it did

    • @georgeshelton6281
      @georgeshelton6281 4 роки тому +70

      Would I dare say some sense of humor they have about this? This has a strong reference to having warning labels, pasted on war toy packages.

    • @sleezzzyp
      @sleezzzyp 4 роки тому +38

      It hit you hard cause, like me, your probaly from the "batteries not included" era

    • @Sacrificial_lamb
      @Sacrificial_lamb 4 роки тому +34

      I guess because death isn’t free, even after you die you still have to pay after death

    • @JeffMcDuffie72MeridianGate
      @JeffMcDuffie72MeridianGate 4 роки тому +10

      It should automatically come with the complete set.

    • @JustAMountain
      @JustAMountain 4 роки тому +6

      Fine, I'll do it myself

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 Рік тому +2894

    PTSD Action Man was at the funeral, holding the umbrella and standing in the rain. So, he's still there for his mates, even if he's not there for himself.

    • @jamesdowman2023
      @jamesdowman2023 Рік тому +99

      A man is always there for his friends, even if his friends can't be there for him

    • @sherlybrizuela2072
      @sherlybrizuela2072 Рік тому +57

      Wait didn’t he kill himself
      Unless this was before he end game himself

    • @saharafox8209
      @saharafox8209 Рік тому +107

      ​@@sherlybrizuela2072it was probably another reason he deleted himself

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 Рік тому +19

      ​@@sherlybrizuela2072or perhaps his noose broke

    • @El_Tovis_237
      @El_Tovis_237 10 місяців тому +10

      That's deep.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 4 роки тому +9976

    I love how the first Action Man is present for the third one's funeral

    • @lawrencemiller7442
      @lawrencemiller7442 4 роки тому +786

      Probably what set PTSD Action Man over the edge.

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 роки тому +174

      Well in the 70's the G.I. Joes (action man) all looked like that lol

    • @annietay3743
      @annietay3743 4 роки тому +4

      @@lawrencemiller7442 Pl

    • @adogeatingapieceofbread9335
      @adogeatingapieceofbread9335 4 роки тому +6

      @Steven Beehn the video was uploaded 5 years ago idiot.

    • @FordMustang66
      @FordMustang66 4 роки тому +22

      @@adogeatingapieceofbread9335 it doesn’t mean this stuff was made 5 years ago. R/woooosh

  • @potatogod9134
    @potatogod9134 3 роки тому +8722

    I love the *"You've been promoted!"* and he's literally just dead.

    • @sapper8643
      @sapper8643 3 роки тому +171

      General, im dead.

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 3 роки тому +418

      That's the real life...
      When for example some soldier die in famous combat or disaster, the government usually promotes these dead soldiers one rank above their current rank. Because their "valiant/patriotic/brave efforts" they says..
      But it's different if maybe they died in some kind of not that famous event.

    • @iamzero2238
      @iamzero2238 3 роки тому +31

      Is it bad that I made the call of duty promotions sound when he said that

    • @FurryWhoGames
      @FurryWhoGames 3 роки тому +23

      Nnnooooo hes just sleeping.... in alot of piece- i mean places...

    • @iiclydez2367
      @iiclydez2367 3 роки тому +6

      Cod be like

  • @Astrogildooo
    @Astrogildooo 4 роки тому +22000

    When a campaign to raise awareness for war veterans looks like something that came straight out of Adult Swim

    • @captainstag8189
      @captainstag8189 4 роки тому +620

      Wait it's not

    • @chancellorpalpatine4035
      @chancellorpalpatine4035 4 роки тому +1059

      Holy shit really??? Oh man I feel a little guilty. I thought this was funny as shit

    • @Astrogildooo
      @Astrogildooo 4 роки тому +806

      @@chancellorpalpatine4035 Nah dont be. They knew that people would laugh at it while filming. And yeah, it's pretty funny

    • @freddman0135
      @freddman0135 4 роки тому +635

      I thought this shit was from Robot chicken or some shit

    • @pepeknamornik2955
      @pepeknamornik2955 4 роки тому +91

      @@freddman0135 i was sure that this was from as

  • @holtian
    @holtian Рік тому +912

    The fact that Matt Berry is doing the narration is mint.

  • @mariofan191101
    @mariofan191101 5 років тому +9590

    When you think this is just a hightier shitpost but its actually a veterans awareness video

    • @god5960
      @god5960 5 років тому +185

      Bruh

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому +392

      Hey, man. The biggest game changers in history were literal shitposts. (I.e. the 95 theses)

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 5 років тому +25

      Wait what

    • @pimpchimp2449
      @pimpchimp2449 5 років тому +5

      Edgar Banuelos what is that

    • @raiu6438
      @raiu6438 5 років тому +7

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 You want to explain this one?

  • @theblankking1966
    @theblankking1966 3 роки тому +7982

    “Coffin sold separately”
    Somehow that cut the deepest

    • @mikeyholland150
      @mikeyholland150 3 роки тому +319

      “Coffin sold separately “ just like in real life.

    • @snackboxone364
      @snackboxone364 3 роки тому +37

      No no I think the drugs did

    • @deltasquad8817
      @deltasquad8817 3 роки тому +5

      Oof

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 2 роки тому +79

      These really should have been called "Missing In Action Man."

    • @lucastraman706
      @lucastraman706 2 роки тому +34

      @@kgpspyguy there was supposed to be 4 sets

  • @theprisoner6666
    @theprisoner6666 3 роки тому +12038

    This was endorsed by Veterans for Peace U.K., a group that was founded by veterans suffering from PTSD. What a brilliant way to convey their message - get a fantastic comedy actor to create an action man movie about the pain they suffer. Man, this is why I love U.K. humour.

    • @unclerobby
      @unclerobby 3 роки тому +316

      As a Vet all I can say is Fucking Funny Shit.
      The Best Humor is always the TRUTH.

    • @theprisoner6666
      @theprisoner6666 3 роки тому +147

      @@KainsAddiction I agree, but dark comedy is a pretty broad term though. This style of satire is pretty unique to the U.K. stemming all the way back to Python in the 70’s, through to Chris Morris (Day Today, Brass Eye, etc) in the 90’s. I’ve not really seen this style of satire from other countries.

    • @lukezimmerman3602
      @lukezimmerman3602 2 роки тому +7

      humor??? really?

    • @Bruh-bp6nn
      @Bruh-bp6nn 2 роки тому +70

      @@lukezimmerman3602 yes, it’s literally dark humour

    • @seppukusushi2848
      @seppukusushi2848 2 роки тому +36

      @@theprisoner6666 This is something that's often said, but it isn't really true. This dry satirical humor can be found in American literature, e.g. Mark Twain . Monty Python didn't invent it.

  • @RobertoFornaro
    @RobertoFornaro 11 місяців тому +660

    The dark humor of these conveys the message brilliantly

    • @mardex47gd31
      @mardex47gd31 7 місяців тому +4

      It would be satire

    • @joshjonson2368
      @joshjonson2368 4 місяці тому +3

      The message is to not bother die in jewish wars yes and always dodge the draft

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 4 місяці тому

      @@joshjonson2368 its really just end war. just like how the geicko gecko can, but doesn't.

    • @ballisticwaffles
      @ballisticwaffles 4 місяці тому

      @@joshjonson2368 shut up, bot

  • @karticus1139
    @karticus1139 5 років тому +3646

    Soldier: *dies*
    Officer: You've been promoted!

    • @djdio3318
      @djdio3318 5 років тому +80

      Karticus
      I imagined the mw2 level up sound effect

    • @Ayprr
      @Ayprr 5 років тому +3

      @Pathos this brings back nostalgia

    • @dynamitko-gamingmore1334
      @dynamitko-gamingmore1334 4 роки тому +18

      *some dead guy waked up after battlefield match and starts yelling*: PROOOOOMOOOTTEEED
      IM PROOOOOOMTTEEEEDD

    • @JettBlast
      @JettBlast 4 роки тому +1

      Just like the Veteran Administration....

    • @s_oba
      @s_oba 4 роки тому +2

      Pathos LMAO

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 4 роки тому +6146

    A veteran has fallen into depression in Lego City!

    • @meikastudios
      @meikastudios 4 роки тому +132

      A man has fallen into the battlefield in Lego City

    • @ballscrusherXd
      @ballscrusherXd 4 роки тому +124

      @@meikastudios *build a New rescue helicopter to Take his death body*

    • @versthappening603
      @versthappening603 4 роки тому +67

      A teenager has been drafted into the battlefield in LEGO Iran!

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +67

      Build a group session to sort out his problems in Lego city!
      *Enemy is in the group*
      ....
      HEY!

    • @Fallen_blackrose
      @Fallen_blackrose 4 роки тому +52

      Send him to the VA hospital!
      “hey”!!!
      Build the VA hospital, and make him wait forever for hours of fun!

  • @M1tjakaramazov
    @M1tjakaramazov 4 роки тому +3870

    "Coffin sold separately"... that is cold, stone cold...

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 роки тому +59

      Stone cold Steve austin?

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 3 роки тому +37

      Just like society to Veterans Jajajaja

    • @rhyscallinan3727
      @rhyscallinan3727 3 роки тому +5

      Cold as her husband's corpse.

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 роки тому +11

      @@snailsaredumb9412 And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!!

    • @Chriscornelllover
      @Chriscornelllover 3 роки тому +3

      @@opinionatortv6457
      -Austin 3:16

  • @MrStickman1997
    @MrStickman1997 7 місяців тому +118

    I'd say the one I feel sorry for most is PTSD Action Man, lonely, living in a dirty house but just unable to clean up because he's so preoccupied with the memories, and just broken with drugs and fear.
    No one should have to live like that...

    • @vladdracula9841
      @vladdracula9841 5 місяців тому +12

      I think PTSD Action man is at the funeral of dead action man, and maybe that is what pushed him over the edge.

    • @JonJacobs-o9y
      @JonJacobs-o9y 4 місяці тому +4

      i do it every day but tbh, im slowly getting better. philosophy from epiktetus helps.

    • @mohamejd
      @mohamejd 4 місяці тому

      Nobody cares apparently about citiziens who got dragged into that war. The veterans knew what they were getting into, especially after the Vietnam experience

  • @alexclipper7608
    @alexclipper7608 3 роки тому +1488

    “Legs really don’t work” and “Coffin sold separately” are my favorite lines

    • @tortrix7088
      @tortrix7088 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @ForageGardener
      @ForageGardener 2 роки тому +33

      Mine was "with time running out, only you can stop the pain"

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 2 роки тому +15

      Mine is "let's get out of here"

    • @greyknighttexan3299
      @greyknighttexan3299 2 роки тому +12

      Mine was "now with 1000 yard stare" & "Only a colostony bag can save him from disaster"

    • @firstname4382
      @firstname4382 2 роки тому +6

      I remember when the first xmen movie came out, i had the prof x toy.
      The legs were made of hollow plastic, and the joints were intentionally loose, making it impossible to stand.
      Legs just flailed around while the head & arms were fully posable.
      Hilarious

  • @pistolhero1973
    @pistolhero1973 4 роки тому +1777

    When I was a kid, in the early 90's, my dad offered me an Action Man for Christmas. We were playing with it together, and sudenly, one of the figure's leg broke. Daddy tried to fix the missing leg, but with no great results. He later told me "He is a great invalid of war, treat him with respect, now." This commercial brings up so much memories... Regards and respect to all veterans and people in service, past, present and future.

    • @jordanmendoza812
      @jordanmendoza812 4 роки тому +67

      Wait, they actually fucking made these?

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 роки тому +108

      @@jordanmendoza812 Yes, but the ones in this clip is a gag
      PS. Apparently these were available to be purchased and the income would be donated to veteran support causes

    • @onithedemonslayer3142
      @onithedemonslayer3142 4 роки тому +16

      @@jordanmendoza812 I had a ninja action man they had a cartoon also

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 роки тому +32

      In the USA where they were invented they were called G.I. Joe.

    • @onithedemonslayer3142
      @onithedemonslayer3142 4 роки тому +7

      @@rexjolles they had action man too the gi Joe's look a little different in the face

  • @joeclark1893
    @joeclark1893 2 роки тому +3889

    1:27 I love how he doesn't knock the cans down, they just inexplicably fly off the shelf as if they're sentient beings attacking him

  • @ErickSarabia-z5c
    @ErickSarabia-z5c 8 місяців тому +72

    I came for the laughs, stay for the creativity and acting. I hope this raise awareness about the situation of many veterans.

  • @See702
    @See702 3 роки тому +3363

    I liked the : „ let’s get out of here“

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 3 роки тому +6762

    "He never feels safe not even in his home"
    I can relate

    • @BrianLTU
      @BrianLTU 3 роки тому +16

      Yup

    • @ryancrow2250
      @ryancrow2250 3 роки тому +13

      Same

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +19

      So sorry, guys.

    • @pogz1
      @pogz1 3 роки тому +7

      ah yes anime a very entertaining.. more so if there jiggles bounce around do weird japanese sound effect.. such a young, handsome and cultured man you must be.. im here to offer you a training videos to further elevate your culture... warning said contents are never before seen.. see a doctor asap if said video causes uncontrollable spasms

    • @rhyscallinan3727
      @rhyscallinan3727 3 роки тому +24

      Hell I never feel safe in my mind, let alone my home.

  • @hellou667thesequel5
    @hellou667thesequel5 4 роки тому +1649

    Action Man:Survives No support from HQ mentally or Financially
    Dies: *YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED WITH FULL HONORS*

    • @ahumandoing6813
      @ahumandoing6813 3 роки тому +71

      He survived abandoned by HQ behind enemy lines. But can he survive abandoned by HQ in society?

    • @scordova98
      @scordova98 3 роки тому +20

      Its the sad reality though

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +28

      It's great that this campaign is still getting views and that the right points are still being picked up by viewers.
      Yes, a dead soldier is less of a burden to society, right? "Well done, son, you've served your country and removed the financial burden to your fellow taxpayers at the same time. Have a cheap medal and a few 5.56mm cartridges for your funeral."

    • @pogz1
      @pogz1 3 роки тому +2

      i see you have time to burn why not help a good chap in need.. destroy my channel by watching all my videos cause what better way to annihilate and cause harm to others and kill time. caution irreversible sense of norm may disappear

  • @stevencorsoe9575
    @stevencorsoe9575 Рік тому +178

    Dark humored but very realistic view of reality.

  • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
    @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 роки тому +12481

    Eerie thing is, this isn’t a joke. The website given is an actual functioning website where you can order this stuff. This was an actual campaign to protest recruitment.

    • @bdubz1248
      @bdubz1248 4 роки тому +347

      Jett Jordan the realest comment got 8 likes but the comments applauding this toy wrongfully got thousands🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @ChaoticMartian
      @ChaoticMartian 4 роки тому +1261

      Its not against enlistment, its against the lack of support troops recieve on return, the lack of care familys get if one of us dies over seas.

    • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
      @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 роки тому +373

      ChaoticMartian Really? Because i was on the website less than 24 hours ago and it said it was against enlistment

    • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
      @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 роки тому +100

      Brandonwallace Tanner This is the internet in which the majority rules, and the majority is about as dumb as a box of rocks so is it really any suprise that likes and reacts are unfairly distributed.

    • @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356
      @johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 4 роки тому +96

      Brandonwallace Tanner The most pathetic thing i’ve seen people do is mass-like the comment after the person’s comment they hate just to spite them.

  • @Tha_Pencil
    @Tha_Pencil 5 років тому +2558

    No homeless Veteran figure? maybe series 2

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 5 років тому +103

      Don't forget some thugs that beat him up for being worthless...

    • @hoxton_hummingbird
      @hoxton_hummingbird 5 років тому +40

      Maybe these figs were produced pre-vietnam-war ;)

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 5 років тому +83

      That's planned for series 2 also action man who's in a coma and Action Man whose wife cheated on him

    • @undeadknight01
      @undeadknight01 5 років тому +1

      Fuck yeah!

    • @nightshade6522
      @nightshade6522 5 років тому +11

      We need the racist veteran as well

  • @flawlessbinary7449
    @flawlessbinary7449 5 років тому +34144

    UA-cam’s recommendation system is a mystery.

  • @jaredasa626
    @jaredasa626 Рік тому +74

    First comes the laughter, then comes the tears, then comes the motivation to change things for the better. This is powerful stuff for real

  • @src01
    @src01 5 років тому +5979

    I'm surprised that Adult Swim didn't make this.

    • @deanthy3rdofengland96
      @deanthy3rdofengland96 5 років тому +206

      Bro I was like wtf is wrong with robot chicken

    • @N0_body-cultre
      @N0_body-cultre 5 років тому +20

      Me too

    • @DrkStmpunkr
      @DrkStmpunkr 5 років тому +17

      I think someone should check the staffs of this ad and [adult swim]

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 5 років тому +9

      Great minds think alike

    • @Musashiden
      @Musashiden 5 років тому +40

      Its a well done PSA. I hope it reaches it goals. Using humor to sent a message when done effectively works.

  • @Matthewsmacku
    @Matthewsmacku 5 років тому +2747

    “Private Smith, 19 years old” ouch

    • @afunnyman
      @afunnyman 5 років тому +135

      The average age of a soldier in the UKAF.

    • @koulikov4163
      @koulikov4163 5 років тому +63

      He was only 19

    • @Matthewsmacku
      @Matthewsmacku 5 років тому +82

      Sir Oswell R Baden-Powell I think I reacted so much because I’m 19, lol

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 5 років тому +15

      *ACTION MAN*

    • @mrfivegold
      @mrfivegold 5 років тому +8

      He had to be a hero.

  • @user-unos111
    @user-unos111 5 років тому +2840

    Why does this feel like a Robot Chicken sketch?

    • @Spam_Raimi
      @Spam_Raimi 4 роки тому +52

      111 111 it’s probably the body mold of the figure

    • @patricioansaldi8021
      @patricioansaldi8021 4 роки тому +22

      Cause it kinda is...before there was RC and I think they reference it in an episode

    • @JustADudeOnYouTube245
      @JustADudeOnYouTube245 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah the figure has to many joints

    • @JeanetteKDeetz
      @JeanetteKDeetz 4 роки тому +4

      @@JustADudeOnUA-cam245 and blood

    • @KKPIHCP
      @KKPIHCP 4 роки тому +1

      The dolls perhaps

  • @kummer45
    @kummer45 Рік тому +167

    This video is nothing but perfection. It communicates a harsh truth about war. On the other side the creativity, the raw creativity of the artists and the risk taking decisions are simply amazing.
    I'm glad that it exists here in youtube. Thank you VFP UK.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 5 років тому +6100

    No one knows just how painfully true this reflects real life

    • @brentgoodman9970
      @brentgoodman9970 5 років тому +208

      I don't know, but the men that served do.

    • @shawnscientifica6689
      @shawnscientifica6689 5 років тому +243

      @@brentgoodman9970 you don't have to be in the military to see people die or get PTSD. I'm so tired of stupid people of averageness spreading this dumbass sentiment.

    • @carterburkhart4336
      @carterburkhart4336 5 років тому +63

      Zak Kaufman lot of people know pal

    • @jonathancapehart4669
      @jonathancapehart4669 5 років тому +17

      A handful of us do.

    • @brentgoodman9970
      @brentgoodman9970 5 років тому +262

      @@shawnscientifica6689
      It's a good thing this video doesn't specifically feature the military. But you are right about PTSD. Thanx for contradicting me in such a shitty way. Always glad to be on the receiving end of someone's insecurity dump.

  • @seanadas852
    @seanadas852 4 роки тому +2223

    There’s a soldier with PTSD in lego city.....”HHEEEEEEEYYYY”

    • @tonym3598
      @tonym3598 4 роки тому +42

      Send in the beer truck

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +36

      Build a Veterans hospital....
      *HHHHEEEEYYYY!!!!*

    • @jankriz5544
      @jankriz5544 4 роки тому +8

      @@tonym3598 Buy some pills

    • @cadillaccooke811
      @cadillaccooke811 4 роки тому +7

      @@bobross8424 I love the satire but fucking ouch that hits too close LMAO

    • @FMJ_x_NLMB
      @FMJ_x_NLMB 4 роки тому +2

      start the alcoholism rescue helicopter.....
      HeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeY

  • @chimken4415
    @chimken4415 4 роки тому +1076

    UA-cam: no drugs or blood
    UA-cam: recomends this

    • @adamnasir7297
      @adamnasir7297 4 роки тому +5

      This is the truest thing I heard all day

    • @RedStarAero
      @RedStarAero 4 роки тому +3

      @@adamnasir7297 when it comes to ww2 German, they fkin removed the videos :/

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 4 роки тому +4

      UA-cam: This isn’t blood and drugs, those are ketchup and sugar.

    • @adamnasir7297
      @adamnasir7297 4 роки тому +1

      CreeperTNT OMG FR I NEVER KNEW THAT

    • @adamnasir7297
      @adamnasir7297 4 роки тому +1

      Nezzez cause they think it’s the year 1943

  • @operatorduck25
    @operatorduck25 11 місяців тому +792

    The kid saying ''Let's get out of here!'' after tieing the toy's neck, (Edit:Thanks for 780 likes!)

  • @Zeitgeist6
    @Zeitgeist6 5 років тому +7270

    Perfect example on how to use black humor to address a serious subject.

    • @whitemonoblos3605
      @whitemonoblos3605 5 років тому +212

      Black humor?
      You mean dark humor

    • @Zeitgeist6
      @Zeitgeist6 5 років тому +179

      @@whitemonoblos3605 Same thing, different wording.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy

    • @Chironex_Fleckeri
      @Chironex_Fleckeri 5 років тому +69

      👍 Exactly. No more wars in the Middle East. The West can't afford any more debt and ruined lives

    • @Zeitgeist6
      @Zeitgeist6 5 років тому +6

      @노직로버트 Yes indeed that is an album cover of a Darkwood album. Good album.

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 4 роки тому +28

      This is so dark it should be called black hole humor

  • @dentysta
    @dentysta 5 років тому +862

    "You've been promoted"
    How funny, how real...

  • @chichan9013
    @chichan9013 5 років тому +15399

    This isn't complete. Where's the cheating wife?

    • @oioioioi992
      @oioioioi992 5 років тому +1343

      It's not out yet! Be patient!

    • @begobolehsjwjangan2359
      @begobolehsjwjangan2359 5 років тому +686

      Yes, Where is the wife's lover bbc that the action man swear to kill if he met him.

    • @ill_prophet4843
      @ill_prophet4843 5 років тому +227

      I laughed so hard when i read this comment

    • @phil_5430
      @phil_5430 5 років тому +134

      Damn girl, you have a dark mind...whats wrong with you

    • @lonelywanderer1114
      @lonelywanderer1114 5 років тому +447

      *Sold separately

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets Рік тому +192

    I know it's supposed to be morbid and horrifying, but as a veteran, I find this darkly hilarious. I feel ya PTSD man, I feel ya...

    • @Cherry-bq4oh
      @Cherry-bq4oh Рік тому +9

      It's meant to be a bit of both, I think

  • @ethank.6602
    @ethank.6602 4 роки тому +2579

    "Lets get out of here!"
    *kicks chair out from under action mans feet*

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 4 роки тому +13

      I wonder how he is he that okay with that.

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 4 роки тому +35

      "I'm just glad to finally be getting out of this place."
      said one traumatized Vietnam vet in the months leading up to his death sentence for gunning down a police officer.

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 роки тому +13

      Mission passed
      Respect+

    • @sitiaishahabdulwahab2664
      @sitiaishahabdulwahab2664 4 роки тому +4

      @@tvgaming2132 great joke

    • @FMJ_x_NLMB
      @FMJ_x_NLMB 4 роки тому +11

      I'm probably just a sick bastard but I laughed my ass off wen that happened

  • @sethwarner644
    @sethwarner644 4 роки тому +3596

    This hits really hard, and I wish they really cared about our veterans more

    • @yveltalex3979
      @yveltalex3979 4 роки тому +14

      Seth Warner ?

    • @OniDasAlagoas
      @OniDasAlagoas 4 роки тому +198

      Care? USA needs to stop sending people to die horribly. An entire system based on war and not on home investiments.

    • @richardcrompton6009
      @richardcrompton6009 4 роки тому +35

      I think they answer is in "they..."
      "We" are the " they"
      Bollocks! That sounds a bit preachy sorry

    • @PeanutPirate1
      @PeanutPirate1 4 роки тому +27

      Seth Warner. They do care. They made action figures and everything....

    • @aberoy9957
      @aberoy9957 4 роки тому +57

      @@richardcrompton6009 Rich people are the ones benefiting from poor and uneducated boys dying in stupid and meaningless wars, so no "we" its not the correct term

  • @rockcaster1091
    @rockcaster1091 5 років тому +2599

    *The cheating wife and careless sons sell separately

    • @taiven.lechevalier
      @taiven.lechevalier 5 років тому +75

      Oh damn, there is a cheating wife figure too?! Holy shit, I really am PTSD Action Man 😂

    • @shhlimmy
      @shhlimmy 5 років тому +12

      Pred Des 🚫🧢

    • @jordanred3273
      @jordanred3273 5 років тому +6

      Jeez you guys it's gonna be ok...

    • @wljkefntgvnkj
      @wljkefntgvnkj 5 років тому +4

      TheRockCaster Fucking capitalism

    • @ohgodwhy3401
      @ohgodwhy3401 5 років тому +72

      @D.K she did marry him knowing full well he'd be out in battle, no excuses for cheaters man.. No excuses.

  • @camojoe83
    @camojoe83 Рік тому +32

    Holy crap, the little snippets of UK kids shows between these things are absolutely terrifying.

  • @freddiemercury8625
    @freddiemercury8625 4 роки тому +2042

    Haters will say these weren't real sets of Action Man.

    • @AADP
      @AADP 4 роки тому +89

      Agree, I remember playing with the third action man as a kid, I fill it with kool aid and drink from his wounds

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 4 роки тому +49

      @@AADP excuse me what

    • @keypath4389
      @keypath4389 4 роки тому +13

      @@JohnSmith-mk5jt exactly...

    • @retiredlol1361
      @retiredlol1361 4 роки тому +14

      I agree, my dad always got these for me. He said that he was gonna get one for my birthday... 14 years ago...

    • @cpt.lobster3366
      @cpt.lobster3366 4 роки тому +2

      @@retiredlol1361 😦 god damn. I don’t know if I should laugh or feel bad 😬

  • @Dirtyz1234
    @Dirtyz1234 4 роки тому +3521

    These are the kind of toy everyone in the Starship Troopers universe plays with as a kid

    • @evanthomas6353
      @evanthomas6353 3 роки тому +55

      I can see that.

    • @mazadancoseben4818
      @mazadancoseben4818 3 роки тому +43

      It's secretly a dystopia
      You noticed?

    • @evanthomas6353
      @evanthomas6353 3 роки тому +5

      @Whitetgre MTA ture.

    • @plymouth491
      @plymouth491 3 роки тому +44

      The good news is that upon death, each becomes a citizen. Neato!

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +29

      And amazingly there were still viewers who didn't get the satire in ST, whereas this uses the same tropes as the kids squashing roaches while Insane Mom cackles and applauds, yet the satirical tone is unequivocal. Some dopey folk watched that movie, along with the rest of us.

  • @ianarn
    @ianarn 3 роки тому +3480

    I remember my father who’d been in World War 2 as a motorcycle despatch rider refused to play with my action man dolls with me. He just saw it as a military recruitment vehicle and he was soo right.

  • @ashenbayfire
    @ashenbayfire Рік тому +18

    I get the message but the kids acting is phenomenal. That salute at the end lmao

  • @militustoica
    @militustoica 2 роки тому +2071

    Also a veteran with PTSD, found this fucking hilarious.

    • @CylenX6
      @CylenX6 2 роки тому +89

      Me too- The treatment we war vets get is so spot on, especially the part when one of the ACTION MAN figures were denied VA benefits. Even if it's clearly on medical records or noticeable.

    • @MrKrueger88
      @MrKrueger88 2 роки тому +25

      I'm just glad you can laugh at it , it's easy to see the dark side of it all. All the best champ 👍👍👍

    • @jphnic3197
      @jphnic3197 2 роки тому +6

      So dark so tasty

    • @cajuncoonass5053
      @cajuncoonass5053 2 роки тому +5

      Shit got dark quick

    • @theartofwanderlust
      @theartofwanderlust 2 роки тому +8

      @@CylenX6 they keep checking every year in Canada, to see if your limb grew back

  • @mannishgambino
    @mannishgambino 4 роки тому +861

    "WITH NO SUPPORT FROM HQ, ITS UP TO YOU TO FIND A WAY"
    *I felt that*

  • @triforce919
    @triforce919 5 років тому +1158

    Looking forward to the “Deluxe Action Man Detention Facility” playset. Complete with sensory deprivation cell, enhanced interrogation waterboarding chamber, and the special exclusive “never to be released,” Whistle Blower Action Man.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 5 років тому +1

      Nice profile pic

    • @nightshade6522
      @nightshade6522 5 років тому +11

      We also need the very racist veteran action figure

    • @Vscustomprinting
      @Vscustomprinting 5 років тому +2

      @Dianikes the Spartan all governments are complicit. Keep drugs illegal benefits them. I'm sure they will all be legal by the time we are dead. Really makes you wish you were born in some like like 2060.. of course, the planet may be a bit hot by the time you hit your 40s ... eh,

    • @flaviolozoya
      @flaviolozoya 5 років тому +2

      Oooouch man that is so funkin right it's sad,

    • @scorpioscots9692
      @scorpioscots9692 5 років тому +3

      Isis sold separately 😂

  • @InoFughaul
    @InoFughaul Рік тому +9

    The perfect dig at the realities of child-play while delivering a powerful message. Well done!

  • @muzzamemes3657
    @muzzamemes3657 5 років тому +1057

    “Let’s get out of here!”
    *knocks over chair*

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 5 років тому +30

      My face literally went from 😂 to 😳 wow that kid actually said that

    • @ferdinandroig3460
      @ferdinandroig3460 5 років тому +13

      Tango six, going _dark._

    • @bonesymcjay6839
      @bonesymcjay6839 5 років тому +2

      BIG MOOD

    • @Splashdavap
      @Splashdavap 5 років тому

      Are they promoting suicide 😂

    • @PitchaxisT
      @PitchaxisT 5 років тому

      @Sovereign I guess lunch is ready for our dear boy.

  • @STRAIGHTEDGEDOMINATION
    @STRAIGHTEDGEDOMINATION 5 років тому +1105

    Man is clearly dismembered and in pain.
    Kid: “We LoSt HiM.”

  • @ZombieCartmanYT
    @ZombieCartmanYT 5 років тому +20700

    I’m a disabled Marine Veteran with PTSD and I don’t know why this was recommended to me or why I found it to be so funny. I’m also a UA-camr if any of you are interested.

    • @TheMansfieldlad
      @TheMansfieldlad 5 років тому +32

      RM? Check out Veterans for peace UK

    • @ZombieCartmanYT
      @ZombieCartmanYT 5 років тому +456

      @@TheMansfieldlad Negative I'm an American

    • @TheMansfieldlad
      @TheMansfieldlad 5 років тому +212

      @@ZombieCartmanYT then check out your nearest chapter. VFP started in the US

    • @alexismiranda1228
      @alexismiranda1228 5 років тому +71

      Are you better?

    • @kevlonk
      @kevlonk 5 років тому +172

      They say laughter is the best medicine.

  • @M3xP4nd4
    @M3xP4nd4 4 місяці тому +6

    2:46 "Featuring Matt Berry". No wonder I rolled the floor laughing at the part of 'Coffin sold separately'🤣.

  • @plugzly-x613
    @plugzly-x613 4 роки тому +1466

    He never feels safe, not even in his own home.

    • @ZoeyTheSobble
      @ZoeyTheSobble 4 роки тому +29

      AH! *punches mirror*

    • @plugzly-x613
      @plugzly-x613 4 роки тому +11

      @@ZoeyTheSobble it cracks me up every single time

    • @irsshill4502
      @irsshill4502 4 роки тому +5

      @@ZoeyTheSobble *starts doing lots of cocaine*

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 роки тому +2

      @@irsshill4502 LET'S GET OUT OF THERE

    • @piotrwisniewski70
      @piotrwisniewski70 4 роки тому +1

      @@tvgaming2132 *knocks the chair of*

  • @BruceForte
    @BruceForte 5 років тому +389

    Humor is and always will be the best tool to raise awareness.

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 5 років тому +11

      Be tough, be shocking,
      but tell a goddamn joke.

  • @LandSharkCorner
    @LandSharkCorner 3 роки тому +573

    "WITH HIS BOWELS OUT OF ACTION!" a line I never thought I'd want to hear but here I am

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg 3 роки тому +22

      “Reloading!”

    • @vampitty
      @vampitty 3 роки тому +8

      @@kugelblitzkrieg *magazine reload sound*

    • @elchicoincognitosos666
      @elchicoincognitosos666 3 роки тому

      Esto es real? Dnd

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 3 роки тому +1

      RELOADING!

    • @curtiskretzer8898
      @curtiskretzer8898 2 роки тому

      I used to work a trucking company & there was a driver there that told me he had movement only once,every 2 weeks,& when it was time,it was @ that very moment.He had been in the desert & had contracted some kind of illness/reaction while there.I can't recall how we got on subject or if he told any1 else there.The struggle is real...f'ing nasty!

  • @josearmandogomezrocabado537
    @josearmandogomezrocabado537 4 роки тому +381

    I can’t believe how effective this add was on me... this Veterans really found a great way to get their message out.

    • @Stalin99
      @Stalin99 4 роки тому

      Jose Armando Gómez Rocabado ad*

  • @thebigone6969
    @thebigone6969 3 роки тому +366

    I love how that one kid is so fascinated by the blown to bits Action Man. “We’ve lost him!”

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 2 роки тому +7

      Pieces of him, anyway.

    • @Heccy_weccy
      @Heccy_weccy Рік тому +1

      Wait...no. phew! Don't worry it's just Dave.

    • @bogusmogus9551
      @bogusmogus9551 Рік тому +2

      "New Dead Action Man" ..........coffin sold separately

  • @austinpowers9740
    @austinpowers9740 5 років тому +435

    This is like a nightmarish version of Team America: World Police minus the nylon threads.

    • @tacti-cool4022
      @tacti-cool4022 5 років тому +3

      Its also just like the doll who works & pays bills..& deals with depression. Aqua teen hunger force!!

    • @marineraiders2775
      @marineraiders2775 5 років тому

      I mean it's mojo is groovy

  • @TrollDragomir
    @TrollDragomir Рік тому +11

    I love it when comedy is both hilarious and thought provoking.

  • @spoopabobble8166
    @spoopabobble8166 5 років тому +770

    "Coffin sold separately."

  • @liampalmer4370
    @liampalmer4370 5 років тому +926

    “Let’s get out of here” *hits chair*

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 5 років тому +493

    Soldier: Breaks
    Government: "I don't want to play with you anymore"
    My father served as a paramedic helping those boys who were brought back stateside for severe injuries, now he has to fight tooth and nail for the medical benefits he needs!

    • @redacted8872
      @redacted8872 5 років тому +10

      Harsh

    • @enricopucci7413
      @enricopucci7413 5 років тому +27

      *A ROPE AND A CHAIR PLUS GRAVITY AS THE KID SAID "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE"*

    • @seen203
      @seen203 5 років тому +7

      A fucking shame and really what this is aimed at.

    • @antiscyllisneocht5669
      @antiscyllisneocht5669 5 років тому +16

      my condolences, sir.
      i appreciate your father's service to our country, and it saddens me that my taxes are helping the bad guys instead of our guys.
      my heart goes out to y'all, man.

    • @shifty2755
      @shifty2755 5 років тому

      That's because hes bot a foreigner.

  • @philquine
    @philquine Рік тому +14

    Wow! That was so well made, took you straight back to the eighties. Very funny, but with a very serious message too. Brilliant work.

  • @irongrenideer8619
    @irongrenideer8619 4 роки тому +431

    The toy: *dead*
    The kid with the other toy: you've been PRoMOTED

    • @halo48189
      @halo48189 4 роки тому +1

      Battlefield Noob: PROMOTED!!!!

    • @teo.took.40.benadryl
      @teo.took.40.benadryl 4 роки тому +1

      I give this a yeah

    • @yukishi2746
      @yukishi2746 4 роки тому +1

      Is this rick may

    • @Yobama007
      @Yobama007 4 роки тому +1

      That’s how it works in real life. It’s called being promoted posthumously.

    • @sssddfsafsda494
      @sssddfsafsda494 4 роки тому

      @@Yobama007 mmmh, tasty hummus

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 5 років тому +2917

    Holy sh-t this is dark, oh wait . . . yea, it’s British humor.

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 5 років тому +97

      Gene White British humour consist of macabre, absurd and satire what do you mean?

    • @genewhite9408
      @genewhite9408 5 років тому +5

      @@bread1048 You don't know what I mean? What part of my factually correct statement confused you?

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 5 років тому +44

      Gene White British humour isn’t dark..
      Have you watched four lion it’s pretty dark

    • @genewhite9408
      @genewhite9408 5 років тому +3

      @@bread1048 Humor can't be considered dark if it's based on comedy that's only offensive to a particular group and not others. Maybe it's pseudo dark to some.

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 5 років тому +44

      Gene White comedy is subjective, saying that it’s not comedy because it’s offsive to one group of people is like saying sculpting isn’t really art because it wasn’t drawn or painted.

  • @shadowviruz
    @shadowviruz 4 роки тому +2147

    This is like 90% of humor today.

    • @Blinkshinati
      @Blinkshinati 4 роки тому +12

      Fragtaster that’s suspiciously specific 👏👏

    • @JohnSmithsu2006
      @JohnSmithsu2006 4 роки тому +3

      @Fragtaster no shit of course it's not real

    • @Sald8Trin
      @Sald8Trin 4 роки тому +1

      @Fragtaster aktshually

    • @ShopeeMarketteam
      @ShopeeMarketteam 4 роки тому +5

      It's either this or fortnite videos, you choose

    • @itsjustjuju7945
      @itsjustjuju7945 4 роки тому +3

      I thought it was people pretending to be emo and calling themselves dead inside

  • @marcosbradanovic9100
    @marcosbradanovic9100 10 місяців тому +6

    PTSD Action man was in the funeral of Dead Action man! That's what pushed PTSD action man over the edge. 😮

  • @masterofdisaster2581
    @masterofdisaster2581 4 роки тому +2465

    Where's war crimes action man where he has to partake in the slaughter of a Vietnamese village.

    • @gcil8214
      @gcil8214 4 роки тому +247

      Action man was just following orders. He watched the children burn slowly with his own eyes as he was congratulated. He didn’t know there were children inside. He had no idea at all.

    • @pimiento3428
      @pimiento3428 4 роки тому +53

      maybe if these sold well we'll get a second series
      im kinda hoping for action man "visiting platoon memorial plaque", "left for dead in pow camp" and "rambo collaboration"

    • @CrotchetRocket
      @CrotchetRocket 4 роки тому +5

      That’s next years edition

    • @robertlaube574
      @robertlaube574 4 роки тому +24

      @@gcil8214 mi lai village set and burning children not included...

    • @spazzymoto9982
      @spazzymoto9982 4 роки тому +4

      Robert Laube you have to do that yourself

  • @mark4d148
    @mark4d148 5 років тому +348

    Nostalgic memories of old style ads mixed with a hard hitting message of war is bad.
    Well done.

    • @axelwulf6220
      @axelwulf6220 5 років тому +7

      Simon Harford
      War is a necessary evil, and though some good comes from it, it is not without a price

    • @HyperrealisticLuigi
      @HyperrealisticLuigi 5 років тому

      @Vermonster90 also scams, don't forget scams

    • @mcarlinod
      @mcarlinod 5 років тому

      @Vermonster90 Here in Italy is the same story, I think most of europe is gone.

    • @drunkensailor5771
      @drunkensailor5771 5 років тому

      @Vermonster90 Africa bad, not christen bad. I shortened your comment for you.

    • @arrowbolt182
      @arrowbolt182 5 років тому

      @Vermonster90 wow, you are so fucking stupid.

  • @kanpaithighs
    @kanpaithighs 5 років тому +1910

    World war 3 trending on Twitter and I see this in my feed, oh no.

    • @albobdmasta
      @albobdmasta 5 років тому +19

      this vid is high tier shitpost

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 5 років тому +6

      Any bets on who were at war with here? Anyone? I'm guessing Australia

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 5 років тому

      @Max Sashin well who do you think its GONNA be?

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 5 років тому

      @Max Sashin soooooo there IS a problem cuz my dad told me the only reason that people are getting drafted is cuz other soldiers are dying now and fast, you just proved to me that we ARE at war, so I will ask this again...
      Any bets on who were st war with here? Anyone? I'm guessing Australia

    • @Cherry-bq4oh
      @Cherry-bq4oh 5 років тому

      Zoomers in about 10 years

  • @toonrex2806
    @toonrex2806 4 місяці тому +7

    Can’t believe they forgot another causality: Homeless Action Man.

    • @Dang3rMouSe
      @Dang3rMouSe 4 місяці тому +1

      That was done on purpose.
      Everyone forgets the homeless vets...

  • @jordemort5359
    @jordemort5359 4 роки тому +715

    I'm a grown man and I would buy an action figure that actually bleeds like that. Would make one hell of a stop motion war video lmao

    • @czar5813
      @czar5813 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @Mega-P71
      @Mega-P71 4 роки тому

      @@czar5813 no

    • @czar5813
      @czar5813 4 роки тому

      Lead Guitarist yeah

    • @Mega-P71
      @Mega-P71 4 роки тому

      @@czar5813 nah

    • @hotking9304
      @hotking9304 4 роки тому

      @@Mega-P71 acog for frag grenade 🥴

  • @spitfire1683
    @spitfire1683 5 років тому +400

    Be in the marines, they said, it'll be fun, they said.

    • @raltajal3124
      @raltajal3124 5 років тому +20

      😂😂😂 I was promised honor and glory. But I did look pretty good in my dress blues though! Yeah, them dress blues were worth it!

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 5 років тому +4

      Ik it's horrible...fuck it, I'm laughing.

    • @raltajal3124
      @raltajal3124 5 років тому +31

      @David Sanchez my name happens to be a common one on the White Mountain Apache reservation. I am the Original American. I proudly served MY nation from 1996-2004 in the MC as an 0331 and a 3381.

    • @raltajal3124
      @raltajal3124 5 років тому +19

      @David Sanchez And I celebrated Indigenous People's day yesterday there buddy.

    • @kenjen9861
      @kenjen9861 5 років тому +11

      David
      Was that supposed to be a joke? Because it was fucked up.

  • @Ascension646
    @Ascension646 3 роки тому +334

    First action man had the best catch phrases.
    With no support from HQ its up to you! To stop the pain...

  • @technosamurai9825
    @technosamurai9825 Рік тому +5

    'Reloading' with a colostomy bag. Genius

  • @jameshaury2716
    @jameshaury2716 7 років тому +1222

    England and America need better care for vetrans.The ad is dead on with the voice.

    • @naturesquad9174
      @naturesquad9174 5 років тому +65

      They need to stop getting into so many wars

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 років тому +30

      @@naturesquad9174 the UK isn't in much wars at the moment, France and even Italy have more men deployed abroad tgan the UK.

    • @Narukami5006
      @Narukami5006 5 років тому +8

      @@arx3516 Maybe he is referring to the United Kingdom's conquests of the world during the British Empire.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 5 років тому +28

      I feel like the first step would be to....stop making so many veterans.

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 5 років тому +19

      The problem is that civilians and pretty much everybody believes that the military to be anything more than a job. That's all it is. You're only part of the military for however long your contract is supposed to last. Beyond that they don't owe you anything aside from your pension. Those are the facts. If you work for Target for 4 years, you're not gonna expect Target to foot your medical bills 3 years after you've left the company. The military is the exact same way. Movies and media romanticize the military as if its this higher calling entity, but it's really not. It's just like any other organization/business. You're just a cog in a giant machine. A very replaceable cog. It's honestly your job as a vet to not bite off more than you can chew and to know your limits before you break them.

  • @artofdrinking
    @artofdrinking 4 роки тому +2603

    When the slightest thing goes wrong in my life:
    "Let's get out of here!"
    *Hangs self*

  • @BRJCLIPS
    @BRJCLIPS 3 роки тому +136

    Action man: “dies”
    “You’ve been promoted!!!”

  • @tartzmir7934
    @tartzmir7934 4 місяці тому +3

    “We’ve lost him!”
    This sounds like the most benign thing a kid could say

  • @splitscreengaming7948
    @splitscreengaming7948 5 років тому +2262

    The government is truly taking care of its soldiers isn’t it

    • @thechickener7786
      @thechickener7786 5 років тому +126

      Instead they take of illegals and welfare queens who are useless and contribute nothing.

    • @fcbalexis1
      @fcbalexis1 5 років тому +121

      @@thechickener7786 Way to steer the conversation away from our government's neglect of veterans by inciting hateful rhetoric.

    • @newdoom3
      @newdoom3 5 років тому +65

      @@fcbalexis1 shut up nigga

    • @thechickener7786
      @thechickener7786 5 років тому +60

      @@fcbalexis1 what part of that statement I made was untrue?

    • @enmiredbythelazy4401
      @enmiredbythelazy4401 5 років тому +66

      @@thechickener7786 Didn't you know? Every time a welfare douchebag stealing their livelihood from others is threatened, it's "hateful rhetoric". Never mind that the people who actually work for a living would prefer ousting illegals and welfare queens in a heartbeat in favor of taking care of veterans.

  • @itstwiz69
    @itstwiz69 5 років тому +619

    When you realize this video isn’t just a joke it’s actually real

  • @Nirvezz
    @Nirvezz 5 років тому +1989

    Action man looks like a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

    • @kyojin_9526
      @kyojin_9526 5 років тому +55

      Nirvezz who doesn’t drop the act until the dvd commentary comes out

    • @Reiber1991
      @Reiber1991 5 років тому +10

      We are super duper lost

    • @SerialSeve
      @SerialSeve 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @DenimChicken
      @DenimChicken 5 років тому +9

      For 400 years...

    • @SVAFnemesis
      @SVAFnemesis 5 років тому +10

      Me? I know who I am

  • @AkiraDesmondes
    @AkiraDesmondes Рік тому +5

    I thought this was just a lowkey sick parody. Knowing that this comes from a veteran organization makes it hit a lot harder.

  • @genesisfrost8627
    @genesisfrost8627 4 роки тому +671

    "He's quick, he's strong, he's..." oops wrong toy.

    • @TheSyntheticAbomination
      @TheSyntheticAbomination 4 роки тому +15

      "HE'S MARK FOREVER FOR THE DEATH SCREAMS OF HIS COMERADES"

    • @dillonhaynes6427
      @dillonhaynes6427 4 роки тому +2

      Alabama Maow

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 4 роки тому

      He was quick and strong. Then he went to war. Now he's a veteran.

    • @bacon9632
      @bacon9632 4 роки тому

      He's depressed because of all of the war crimes he committed

    • @straightwarlock5341
      @straightwarlock5341 4 роки тому +1

      @@bacon9632 haha war crimes funny

  • @0mn0m15
    @0mn0m15 4 роки тому +302

    If UA-cam ads were like this, I wouldn't skip an ad before watching a video.

    • @donbeefy463
      @donbeefy463 3 роки тому +3

      "UA-cam liked that"

    • @patnewbie2177
      @patnewbie2177 3 роки тому

      Then they'd all be the same and we'd all start skipping them again.

  • @cascadianrangers728
    @cascadianrangers728 2 роки тому +1674

    I'm a disabled USMC infantry veteran and I think this is fucking hilarious.
    War is hell, and people need to learn the concequences are severe, even for the victors.

    • @justinberry1035
      @justinberry1035 2 роки тому +40

      Id agree with you, but it's never the victors who face the consequences. it's the men, women and their families the victors send over to fight their selfish wars for

    • @cascadianrangers728
      @cascadianrangers728 2 роки тому +20

      @@justinberry1035 You're right, it's really easy to forget how many innocent civilians get ground up in war, I have a dark sense of humor, but that still isn't funny

    • @NoBandwidth-0
      @NoBandwidth-0 Рік тому +27

      @@cascadianrangers728 My grandpa was Marine Recon in Vietnam. During his time, he saw many things that no man should. From almost getting his head blown off by a Vietcong sniper, to watching his best friend get turned into a spray of red mist during a mortar attack. He was lucky enough to come away alive and only with minor injuries that didn't disable him physically. However, his mind remained haunted by the stuff he had seen. He had very severe PTSD, and depression, following his time after the war, but now, I'm thankful he's not suffering anymore.
      He passed away from kidney failure, at the age of 74.
      R.I.P. GySgt Glenn Lorenzo Davis.
      5/24/1948 - 10/31/2019.

    • @skylorzz6507
      @skylorzz6507 Рік тому +7

      thank you for your service btw 👍

    • @cascadianrangers728
      @cascadianrangers728 Рік тому

      @@skylorzz6507 @@skylorzz6507 I appreciate your sentiment, and it is kind of you to say, but I murdered children and probably some women, too, not to mention all of the men. I shot them, I blew them apart with rockets and grenades, I hacked them to pieces with a tomahawk, I choked them, I bashed their head in with a rock, or I plain old beat them to death with my hands and boots and maybe my rifle butt
      I do not deserve praise or recognition.

  • @lechonkawali5725
    @lechonkawali5725 4 роки тому +682

    Adults: look at the kid playing with his new toys, how wonderful!
    What kids see:

  • @Eric-ro8bw
    @Eric-ro8bw 2 роки тому +1535

    As a vet with 100% for PTSD I can say... this made me laugh so hard I teared up.

  • @dominusnox8231
    @dominusnox8231 5 років тому +2211

    Not exactly what political leaders want kids to learn about

    • @_Dylanm
      @_Dylanm 5 років тому +33

      You're wrong. My kids loved this back in the day!

    • @hlvscomendandeche8744
      @hlvscomendandeche8744 5 років тому +6

      They need to be hardened from babies

    • @hlvscomendandeche8744
      @hlvscomendandeche8744 5 років тому +6

      Great war is coming mate

    • @CCJJ160Channels
      @CCJJ160Channels 5 років тому +34

      That’s the point, at the end of the video is a website that shows how the British government targets minors for front line duty and infantry.

    • @MUSIC-rc2kv
      @MUSIC-rc2kv 5 років тому +1

      Dominus Nox no shit

  • @limelightraver5690
    @limelightraver5690 Рік тому +12

    “This story is neither an accusation... nor a confession... AND LEAST OF ALL an adventure... FOR DEATH IS NOT AN ADVENTURE TO THOSE WHO STAND FACE TO FACE WITH IT. It will try simply to tell of a generation of men who, even though they may have escaped shells... WERE DESTROYED BY THE WAR.”
    - Eric Maria Remarque, World War I Veteran and Novelist, All Quiet On The Western Front, Introduction Page Of The Novel, Original First Edition 1929

    • @Jimpiedepimpie
      @Jimpiedepimpie Рік тому

      Nasty of him to whinge like that about a war he joined a few months before it ended. Please don't spread Krautoid propaganda any further than the rubbish bin.

  • @theminuskai7453
    @theminuskai7453 5 років тому +1734

    2015: no
    2016: nah
    2017: neh
    2018: nope
    2019: A C T I O N M A N

    • @ifureadthissuccapotato1195
      @ifureadthissuccapotato1195 5 років тому

      I got this recommended in 2016 lmao

    • @yaboirandall7638
      @yaboirandall7638 5 років тому +3

      Shut the fuck up

    • @Angel-oy3jk
      @Angel-oy3jk 5 років тому

      I think UA-cam ran out of good recommendations

    • @kagerotori8019
      @kagerotori8019 5 років тому

      2019 : Aww man

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 5 років тому

      @Isaac Teo Can't he just make a joke without asswipes like you berating him? If they're not funny, just don't comment.

  • @caneface87
    @caneface87 5 років тому +404

    His spine shattered by an enemy IED and has crippling pain

  • @compinu504
    @compinu504 3 роки тому +361

    I like how the kids kept smiling when the funeral part comes on

    • @Regigigas_YT
      @Regigigas_YT 3 роки тому +15

      Me when killing my plush dinos back when I was 12 be like:

  • @bebbenbaby5361
    @bebbenbaby5361 4 місяці тому +2

    'You get a promotion!' Place medal in dead hand. Brilliant.

  • @JoveJoved
    @JoveJoved 5 років тому +359

    Press "F" for Action.

  • @sector150
    @sector150 5 років тому +1446

    When they say "coffins sold separately " does that mean the military does not pay for the coffins?

    • @immodium4586
      @immodium4586 5 років тому +72

      sector150 yeah probs

    • @openrealm
      @openrealm 5 років тому +40

      yeH, because the coffin was actually in the same box as the figure. Didn't look sold separately.

    • @volgawolfhounds741
      @volgawolfhounds741 5 років тому +155

      @@openrealm That was a body bag, not a coffin.

    • @openrealm
      @openrealm 5 років тому +38

      @@volgawolfhounds741 oh. I guess it is sold separately then.

    • @blkft
      @blkft 5 років тому +3

      @@openrealm :))