Medieval Physics and Engineering Simulator - Besiege (Northernlion Tries)
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
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Besiege is a physics-driven engineering/construction game where you make contraptions to destroy peaceful villages and steal their precious iron ore. Check it out!
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About this game:
Besiege is a physics based building game in which you construct medieval siege engines and lay waste to immense fortresses and peaceful hamlets. Build a machine which can crush windmills, wipe out battalions of brave soldiers and transport valuable resources, defending your creation against cannons, archers and whatever else the desperate enemies have at their disposal. Create a trundling behemoth, or take clumsily to the skies, and cause carnage in fully destructible environments. Ultimately, you must conquer every Kingdom by crippling their castles and killing their men and livestock, in as creative or clinical a manner as possible!
Thanks for playing our game, we really appreciate the kind words. :)
Sorry about the intersection bug, its something we've fixed for the V1.0 release which'll be out on Tuesday!
Thanks for making it!
Ho!! Hi devs! Your game is so amazing!!
Be fair, it wasn't a bug, he just didn't lift it. Same premise as changing a tyre.
this game is amazing btw.
Will you add the opposite position to sliders? Like in the way that you can make pistons to start extended but with sliders. I have always wanted that for so many machines...
Me when the video starts: “How long until he realizes he can’t put wheels on while on the ground?”
Me when the video ends: “Oh, never.”
Pretty bad design honestly
I figured it out just after he first deleted his first one. I have never played this game.
Peter Santa Ana please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
@@Carpetduck Agreed. Why the game doesnt automatically just raise the structure is beyond me
@@TTThedarkknight if i understood the question (English is not my first lenguage) the reason that the game doesn't automatically move the machine so that you don't have to is because when you build a really big machine, moving it in building mode causes some lag, so doing that while you place a block each time that you do so wouldnt be a really wise choice, and could get the game to crush several times
NL: I'm not engineering inclined. Please have mercy.
_flashbacks to Poly Bridge_
Me: Oh I know.
I went and watched just the video on his channel of it and im excited for this video.
GrumpyThumper please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
coughKerbalcough
The intersection problem was because your craft was on the ground so wheels where hitting the ground. You have to do your building while craft is in air
I hope he'll realize it by the end of the video, it's painful to watch.
Edit: I'm very happy that he's not calling it a but immediately, like many players like to.
So close...he assumed the opposite "maybe I didn't place it on the ground"
@@greindes1579 I mean, if most of the players assume its a bug, mabe they should add a tooltip or put it in the tutorial? "hey, you shouldn't edit your vehicle on the ground."
@@Mwarrior1991 I am not even talking about that specific situation
@@Mwarrior1991 yeah it's definitely an oversight on the games part
I do have to blame the game though, cause it starts you off on the ground in a map where you have to add steering wheels and never mentions that the issue with "intersect" is that it's on the ground. They could give a tooltip that intersect and wheels probably means it's cause you're on the ground.
Yeah I'm definitely not blaming NL here. I had no idea what the 'Intersection' error meant either.
Yea, its been like 5 or 6 years and they still havent fixed this?
The dumbest thing about that is - there had been wheels there before. Why can't he place a thing again where it had been before? That actually, logically makes no sense.
Oh, update: The devs commented on this video that they are fixing this problem before the games full release on feb. 18th
Wait, it's not even released yet? After so long? Sheesh.
First level: EZ
Second level: the egg has imploded
ninjack11 please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
@@Azadari572 I know youre just tryna hustle but advertising in comments is just gonna make people mad. I don't think these comments are the demographic you're looking for and your videos are pretty basic to be expecting big views. Keep making videos and just advertise in a way that's less disrepectful to other content creators
How does he always find a way to not understand? He can't be stopped
I kind of want to see developer's reactions to watching NL play a tutorial. Like "Ah crap, we didn't think we'd need to tell the player they can't build stuff that intersects with the ground."
@@fallouthirteen Why is it logical to you taht you couldn't lol
It's in builder mode, it should emerge automatically
@@fallouthirteen NL should be a game tester, problems like this would get caught instantly
@@fallouthirteen Hey! the devs did see his video! they commented below! :D
I don't know why. I never played the game, but watching I was like "it's intersecting with the ground isn't it? It's obviously not intersecting with another piece and it's not related to existing piece since he could build regular blocks off it. Intersecting with ground is the only possibility."
6:50 "this is when you bust out..."
*reaches down below view of camera*
💀
My man built a sherman tank with front wheel drive.
acksOldPeople please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
@@Azadari572 Stop it.
@@TheGoldenDunsparce Get some help.
@@Azadari572 are you doing this in every comment?
You haven't truly beaten Besiege until you've constructed a functional airplane using the game's physics
27:00 NL, can we get a full Besieged Lets Play? This is hilarious to watch.
NL: This'll do it dude... (Sticks a rocket on device)
Rocket: (Flies off into the distance and kills 0.1 enemies)
NL: ...
Me: (Actually laughing)
I want to see you struggle for this entire campaign. Please Northern Horse.
Holy bonkers I never thought I'd see the god damn day.
It is the promised day. Payed for in animated blood and goofy engineerings.
Oh boy. Here we go. Returning to old games he's already looked at to see how they've grown. I'm actually super stoked.
scizzer12 please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
I'd say that kinda is a bug. Or at least a failure of the error system. The wheels were intersecting with the ground, but it wasn't by very much, so NL didn't notice.
pirsqed please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
It's confirmed a bug, though...
I loved the video, and I hope NL continues the campaign, watching him brute force his way through is so good
The fact nl always finds creative ways to not understand a tutorial never gets old
26:37 is pure gold.
Eyyy! Good to see you're back!
I like this series for games I own but don’t play. Nice reminder to revisit old gems.
Long long nights of trying to make a fully functioning catapult in this that can be driven.
Longer nights of trying to make a multishot one that can reload once or twice (Never accomplished)
HolyDeviant1 once you get your first catapult and are about to make the multi shot you can just add a fork type thing to it as long as you make it longer and have more springs or whatever you want to use
HolyDeviant1 please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
Thank you for reminding me how much I love Besiege, I kinda forgot about this game.
Pogged out of my mind, love this game, thank you for the company on Valentines Day
finally, only been out for 5 years king
No, it's been in early access for like 5 years. It is releasing on the 18th of this month. That is why he is doing this video.
Yeah but they add like 1 level per year
It came out Feb 18, 2020...It's been in early access for 5 years.
@@gmeaki02 Ok, and? They still have not officially released the game until Feb 18th.
NL: I'm not engineering inclined.
I hear Richard Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathustra in my head watching this man try to learn.
VahnCruz please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
Y'all remember the NLSS' where he played that game where you could build vehicles and every time they played it, it would take NL over an hour to maybe build a square with a toilet and wheels that barely moved and flipped over every 5 feet? I remember.
watching NL try to use that tiny thing that would grind its wheels together whenever he turned and never noticed was so frustrating
person2045 please open my channel for physics lectures i have struggled so much but m not getting views, nearly 50 videos i have uploaded
I'm amazed it took so long for him to return to Besiege.
We getting BeamNG next?
Lunch Lady Land! Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe!
Chris Farley and Adam Sandler were hysterical. 😂
The intersection error was because your siege machine was slightly in the ground, which is a bug I've had. You can transpose the machine around with one of the buttons at the top to fix it.
It's not a bug, but you can't add wheels on the ground because they then intersect with the ground, just build in the air
@@NuserCraft Literally the people that made the game and commented here: "Sorry about the intersection bug, its something we've fixed for the V1.0 release which'll be out on Tuesday!"
boom roasted?
@@Checometer Well my apologies then, I just figured it would make sense, since it's avoidable by putting it in the air.
I do not own the game, so I was just assuming. But well good day to you :D
I bought this game when you reviewed it back in the day and I just realized it is sitting in my steam library all new and shiny :)!
26:35 That cannon made me laugh harder than it probably should.
Probably one of the funniest videos in a while, your and absolute legend NL
We really need series on this
Me at the start of the vid: NL is really going to overthink this one
me at the end of the vid: I didn't even know
It's great to watch NL break flesh while Valentine's day breaks my heart * Sobs*
Yooooo, what a comeback! Been a while since I’ve seen you do this!
I love how he never found the proper steering tools. He just used the hinge the whole time.
Whether it be NL playing engineering games, or doing planning like in prison architect. I know I'm gonna laugh my ass off. Thanks man :)
I would LOVE to see a series of this again
i will absolutely not blame nl for not realizing the wheels were in the ground, bc the other wheels had room and they were touching the ground so theoretically theyd all have room
Ryab doesn't understand that you have to pick up the vehicle to put the wheels on.
Edit: This is comedy gold.
Because why the fuck would you have to! Why would the warning for that be "intersection" and not "the thing isn't lifted, you gotta lift the thing first" or some shit.
This made me feel like an absolute genius. I like it.
i loved watching you play this game.
Besieged has multiplayer, this smells like a fun NLSS game
Add another game to the list I have to buy to correct Ryan's 'less than optimal' play style for myself
12:10 That's exactly what you do in Scrap Mechanic, actually.
"I'm embarrassed"
Didn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.
YO, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID A 'LET'S LOOK AT' OF THIS!!!!... It was pog then and it's pog now.
It's 'intersecting' with the ground, my dude V__V
Ah yes, an oldie but a goodie
Dear God, please play more of this!
How could he be this bad. and yet he called himself "BEAST" in quiz.
Legit not even your fault this time egg. They really need a tool tip that tells you you can't build wheels on the ground. How has this game been in early access this long but that has never been brought up lmao.
It's worked on me with slay the spire, it's worked on me with dicey dungeons, it's worked on me with the binding of issac, it's worked on me with spelunky.....how many games is NL going to sell me by being bad at a game. I tell you, it's the greatest sales tactic of all time.
I love this game, please play more!
the wheels are touching the ground it's a glitch you gotta raise machine just a bit
Y'all are too eager to jump on NL's nuts for little mistakes. The intersection thing is not NL's fault. It's a known bug, and he guessed exactly what the problem was about 6-7 minutes into the video, he just didn't stop his first impression video to troubleshoot in the first level of the tutorial. There are plenty of other things (in this video alone) to razz him for, but this ain't one of them.
Love this game.
Purchased it today and just started making some UA-cam content for it
If anyone is on the border wondering if they should buy it, then I 100% recommend it for you!
We've been waiting for this for a long time. They said it couldn't be done, but here it is.
he has proven that, in fact, it cannot be done
Please beat this game NL, its not that long and I love watching you play!
i started playing too! can't wait to play it when it's finnally out!! i'd definetely watch more!
Such a boomer move thinking the intersection error is a bug
Having just played scrap mechanic he has forgotten that you cannot build while the vehicle is on the ground. Silly egg.
Ahh building games, Eggolas has always been very good at building type games
2 minutes in and he's already begging for mercy 👏
Wish people could save their solutions so NL could see examples of other peoples' vehicles and realize how they should function
Very cool! Forgot about this game
Compared to the first time he played this the egg has really came out of his shell
Lol I love how bad you are it makes it very entertaining. Great video!
It's interesting to see how much NL struggles at these kinds of games. Need we talk about Kerbal Space Program again? I'm a med student by trade but even I am not this inept at engineering. Poor egg.
6:54 I truly thought NL was going to say. "Know what this when you bust out your dick." Mostly because he started to mess with his pants when started the sentence
He's finally done it
Hey whoever recommended this on the reddit, poggers.
I can't remember when I last laughed this hard. Thank you NL I really needed that :)
I don't know who is braver. NL playing engineering games or developers sending him game codes for them.
little feedback: the description hook in the title is great, but on xbox and in browser it prevents me from seeing what game you're reviewing.
Series please!
This game still exists? I actually though the devs had given up on it. Happy to hear it's coming out. Might give it a try again.
Henlo Ryegg Northen, let me introduce you to the magical FBD: the free body diagram.
I think NL should try one of the FATE dungeon crawling games, they're older and not really noticed.
NL you have to do more
Wow, this takes me back
usually the bad play would make anyone buy the game but in this instance, NL missed one of the major aspects of the game, adjusting parts with the wrench icon
I understand that some people are logically challenged, but seriously, it says intersect and the only thing it's touching is the ground, there should be no other logical conclusion to come to than it intersecting with the ground, especially after after you conclude that it being in the air causes no issue.
That's not to say that it isn't silly that the game places the craft slightly in the ground, causing the issue to begin with, just that I feel it should be blatantly obvious to notice that's the problem.
You must like chores then.
I would like to see more
I dig this
I need more, father. Please
1:05 He's not wrong there, I have seen him play KSP...
Crazy, I was just thinking about this game when you played Scrap Mechanic on the NLSS.
Me a year later yelling at NL to raise it off the ground
Yo can we have a series mr egg?
Engineering, oh boy. Ohhhh boyyyy.
hey he makes it big so he can place the wheels inside and have them protec..... oh noo
NL is pulling a nick... he's too focused on trying not to look dumb that he forbids himself from exploring and experimenting with new ideas ...
I haven't played Beseige, are you limited to only 2 of the steering things? I'm at 21:50 and it shouldn't be this way.
You're not limited to 2, NL is just bad at engineering (as established)
Do cars in Canada only have front wheel steering?
Could be just me, but I thought most cars were front wheel steering. I can’t remember ever seeing the back wheels of a car turn
More please
welp. time to play this game again.
I never knew I wanted something so bad until I received it.
Please let engineering games live happily you are ok with roguelike games
More of this please father