picking up girls with offensive pickup lines.

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2025

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  • @jakethatsnake55
    @jakethatsnake55 9 років тому +73

    My left ear loved this video!

    • @zoans6731
      @zoans6731 8 років тому +2

      trust me brov it was sounding through my left phones only but when music was played it went through both

    • @jadynmaxwell3687
      @jadynmaxwell3687 8 років тому +4

      Lol it only plays through left earphone😂😂😂😂

    • @dipakkalyan3693
      @dipakkalyan3693 6 років тому

      +Jadyn Maxwell gay

    • @meowmeow9831
      @meowmeow9831 3 роки тому

      jeezz i was trying to fix the cables

    • @sonnywalsh6504
      @sonnywalsh6504 3 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @Becksnnc
    @Becksnnc 10 років тому +32

    Jack please. I made this comment on your last video as well. Listen to what people are saying. You just need to fix the audio. A lot of people listen with headphones and it is so horrible to listen to when sound is only coming through one ear and it's so static. It would benefit you and your viewers. Your videos are really good. It's sad that the audio ruins it.

    • @jackgoodyear6078
      @jackgoodyear6078 9 років тому +1

      Ahhahaha 👆👆👆

    • @aligatordamn
      @aligatordamn 9 років тому

      he dont give a shit about audio while the dickk getting laid 😁😁

  • @DRWFerrari
    @DRWFerrari 10 років тому +206

    Best pickup line
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    Get in the van

  • @rhyswilliams8270
    @rhyswilliams8270 9 років тому +137

    awwww he's engaged to another police officer and they patrol the streets together. Thats cute as fuck.

  • @tannermunn50
    @tannermunn50 10 років тому +13

    duuude. You are effing hilarious. I first saw you on TheLadBible and I now have watched all you're videos. You rule ;)

  • @kratosofspartareal
    @kratosofspartareal 10 років тому +2

    I love every video this guy makes! You're pushing the envelope a little this year though XD

  • @georgesullivan4473
    @georgesullivan4473 Рік тому

    You pulled a few top birds in 4 minutes..that's impressive lol 😂

  • @courtneyxx4376
    @courtneyxx4376 10 років тому +1

    'Can I floss with your pubic hair'😂💕💖 I love you

  • @michaelbekker3745
    @michaelbekker3745 10 років тому +1

    love your videos, keep it up man

  • @danial6630
    @danial6630 4 роки тому +2

    Surprising he didn't get beaten in this vid

  • @obitosenpai4715
    @obitosenpai4715 4 роки тому

    " are you fall from heaven? Cause your face is a mess" lmao😂

  • @bonkers7888
    @bonkers7888 9 років тому

    I nearly watched all your pranks u make the best pranks mate !

  • @ghostrider1831
    @ghostrider1831 7 років тому +7

    0:56 Scared the shit out of me

  • @Flyg3r
    @Flyg3r 9 років тому +1

    the person who does the ''thingy''
    im literally crying rn 1:07

  • @donkey6246
    @donkey6246 6 років тому

    this dude is the face of pranking ...like your stuff dude

  • @cookwithdeedee_
    @cookwithdeedee_ 9 років тому

    LOL the amount of dreams that were sold that day, bet you deleted them all haha!

  • @rodonrodeo
    @rodonrodeo 10 років тому +8

    My left ear enjoyed that -_-

  • @dorianwilliams5643
    @dorianwilliams5643 5 років тому +1

    Jake u the man come thru so we can prank everyone

  • @tobshergold
    @tobshergold 9 років тому

    "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cos your face is messed up" lmao

  • @icevsfirefun7552
    @icevsfirefun7552 8 років тому

    1:46
    "Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face looks like a mess".
    Haha!

  • @kuwarikutti
    @kuwarikutti 4 роки тому +1

    I tried the "I will pay you money" thing to a girl before watching this video lol

  • @syndicationduo4190
    @syndicationduo4190 10 років тому

    Got to admit dat' was smooth as heaven bro.

  • @Fido1488
    @Fido1488 10 років тому +1

    It's all about confidence. Can't be too ugly, though.

  • @geofffitzgerald1518
    @geofffitzgerald1518 10 років тому

    i loved the so that means i get your number (music cuts in) daym it feels good to be a gangster

  • @carlcjjohnson8694
    @carlcjjohnson8694 5 років тому +2

    I got one
    "Are you part Arabic cause you're the bomb"

    • @a3g0nar
      @a3g0nar 4 роки тому

      @@xanc750 Mad ?

  • @DylBeav
    @DylBeav 10 років тому +1

    Is this Canterbury?

  • @bradleyparkinson4525
    @bradleyparkinson4525 10 років тому +53

    did you fall from HEAVAN cos your face is a mess 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fingriffiths2850
    @fingriffiths2850 6 років тому +13

    You: there are 20 letters in the alfabet.
    Them:no, there's 26
    You: I forgot U R A Q T (you are a cutey)
    Them: 1 more
    You: I'll give you the D later😎😎

  • @ayushsharma4894
    @ayushsharma4894 6 років тому +6

    0:26 how is it not age restricted

    • @TheMcdowalls
      @TheMcdowalls Місяць тому

      dam im so desensitized i didnt even think anything of it

  • @DOUBLE_JAY
    @DOUBLE_JAY 6 років тому +2

    So what did you end up doing with all those numbers? 🤣

  • @SuperMrminecraftdude
    @SuperMrminecraftdude 10 років тому +1

    Why are people hating so much? Because he has the balls to use pickuplines?

  • @giriraj4626
    @giriraj4626 4 роки тому

    My right ear like it 🤣☺️🤣🤣

  • @jakeknapton5335
    @jakeknapton5335 10 років тому +7

    You can never pick up the ugly ones... Can't complain!

  • @lyonprairie2691
    @lyonprairie2691 6 років тому

    I always thought my earphones isnt working properly anymore

  • @ericmatejko5069
    @ericmatejko5069 10 років тому +1

    What a legend

  • @Lozeeze888
    @Lozeeze888 9 років тому

    the end - can you repeat please? hahahaha

  • @chouknot4492
    @chouknot4492 10 років тому

    you're awesome mate, but again you got to fix the audio, plz

  • @nikhilshinde9857
    @nikhilshinde9857 4 роки тому

    you have great confidance bro , love from INDIA

  • @Be4tJumper
    @Be4tJumper 10 років тому +3

    my favourite part was when you recorded the audio correctly

  • @cxmer7n
    @cxmer7n 7 років тому

    my left ear enjoyed this

  • @TheJimLahey
    @TheJimLahey 9 років тому

    Gotta love the part where he gives this slow and paced description of him flossing with her pubic hair lol

  • @JonoTaku
    @JonoTaku 10 років тому +12

    RIP RIGHT EAR AGAIN! FUCCCCCK

  • @benjamincoker1177
    @benjamincoker1177 10 років тому

    love the videos, always a good laugh. P.S ignore the haters

  • @moneymitchx1581
    @moneymitchx1581 4 роки тому

    After watching this video I have discovered that I’m deaf in my left ear!

  • @bamptonbred
    @bamptonbred 8 років тому

    Is this in Canterbury? looks familiar..

  • @marcosmagic1983
    @marcosmagic1983 2 роки тому

    Confidence throws women off course almost every time , he’s joking for the video but shows multiple times confidence works obviously there’s probs twice as many knock backs but still worth the effort if you like the person you’re asking right 🤷‍♂️

  • @conorbirch3664
    @conorbirch3664 9 років тому

    Is that st albans?

  • @CrossUpCoalition
    @CrossUpCoalition 10 років тому

    Please come to the USA and prank here!

  • @kratosofspartareal
    @kratosofspartareal 10 років тому +2

    The amount of numbers he gets lol. Must have the biggest black book scene in recent times

  • @Ashtaggym
    @Ashtaggym 10 років тому

    Where you get that jacket yo?

  • @scooteringonly
    @scooteringonly 10 років тому

    'At all'😂😂

  • @Srhardstone
    @Srhardstone 10 років тому

    He's in Canterbury!

  • @mhakeshi7210
    @mhakeshi7210 9 років тому

    can you do 1 in Luton

  • @rhiannonhooper1508
    @rhiannonhooper1508 10 років тому

    lol get some speakers and its fine audio was sweet!!

  • @louisegreen9493
    @louisegreen9493 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh hell nan

  • @IVuR4G3S
    @IVuR4G3S 9 років тому

    He was in Canterbury 😵

  • @DoyPac
    @DoyPac 7 років тому

    Exeter city centre? :D

  • @louisegreen9493
    @louisegreen9493 3 місяці тому +1

    What is he said

  • @Sparx632
    @Sparx632 10 років тому +1

    Am I the only one who is only getting audio in the left ear?

  • @gazss2584
    @gazss2584 10 років тому +4

    LimitlessEXP British edition

  • @TheAirronne
    @TheAirronne 10 років тому

    " J'ai pas compris ce qu'il a dit " 😂😂

  • @iamsorrybut2370
    @iamsorrybut2370 9 років тому +1

    2:30 wtf was that😂

  • @Kpnfn
    @Kpnfn 5 років тому

    make a video-take pictures of strangers and run away!

  • @beljaneimiel07
    @beljaneimiel07 9 років тому

    jack, do you text all those girls?

  • @SeanLyttle
    @SeanLyttle 9 років тому

    No audio, except for occasional sound effects?

  • @curtyss
    @curtyss 6 років тому

    Why is there no sound

  • @queenslayerjonsnow5787
    @queenslayerjonsnow5787 6 років тому +1

    The name is
    *SAHARA*

  • @cwBGee
    @cwBGee 9 років тому

    Jack is so good looking

  • @mcwebbysam8672
    @mcwebbysam8672 2 роки тому

    Like girls give out thier number that easy

  • @Al-ex92
    @Al-ex92 10 років тому

    Hahaha, come to Fareham in Hampshire Jack 😂🍔

  • @Sebztaman
    @Sebztaman 10 років тому

    God I love you.

  • @crypt6243
    @crypt6243 6 років тому

    He looks like logic

  • @hunterrowe2461
    @hunterrowe2461 6 років тому

    No sound ?

  • @cgj2468
    @cgj2468 10 років тому

    You are a fucking genius!

  • @matlewis3054
    @matlewis3054 3 роки тому

    Did you call from heaven because you're face is a mess hahahaaaaa he's got balls

  • @juicylemon4154
    @juicylemon4154 7 років тому

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have 5 fingers
    The third one is for you!!!!

  • @liamlambert8621
    @liamlambert8621 5 років тому +1

    0:57 😂

  • @kobraz-powell6235
    @kobraz-powell6235 6 років тому

    His laugh lol

  • @extrafreshdj
    @extrafreshdj 10 років тому

    Jack do a gold digger prank

  • @basilbrush2209
    @basilbrush2209 2 роки тому

    This guy is funny. Some of it is staged. He is very lucky he hasn't insulted the wrong guy with no fuse.

  • @andreskiii
    @andreskiii 9 років тому +1

    Canterbury my home

  • @jessicagrace3807
    @jessicagrace3807 10 років тому +1

    love s bit of bananas

    • @siarad8921
      @siarad8921 10 років тому

      I'd love to give you my banana.

    • @9shazad
      @9shazad 10 років тому

      Who u saying that too lmao??

    • @siarad8921
      @siarad8921 10 років тому

      shazlfc ronaldo To your mom

    • @9shazad
      @9shazad 10 років тому +2

      She obv don't want ur 1cm banana lmao

    • @theshow5972
      @theshow5972 6 років тому

      shazlfc ronaldo, Damnnn.. The Roast!!!

  • @Owen-ub3fv
    @Owen-ub3fv 6 років тому

    Banterbury bruv.

  • @9wolves2007
    @9wolves2007 10 років тому +1

    1:49 LMAO

  • @deacon5290
    @deacon5290 2 роки тому

    0:57 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jefff4281
    @jefff4281 5 років тому +1

    A girl like you would look great in my kitchen😂😂

  • @changedmynameidk1522
    @changedmynameidk1522 7 років тому

    This is the best way to pick up girls
    Are you an angel that fell from the sky
    Because your face is really messed up

  • @caydenparkygrime278
    @caydenparkygrime278 7 років тому

    why can't i hear

  • @killswitchali8370
    @killswitchali8370 7 років тому

    dude you are way to creepy and intimidating especially with that body language , you could have had much better results by being open ( crossing arms is a stupid idea ) the girl that crossed her legs @2:18 was the only one you had a serious chance with

  • @a.dot.a1974
    @a.dot.a1974 5 років тому

    Rose's are red
    Violets are blue
    U have a big head look at u

  • @atiffazil5073
    @atiffazil5073 7 років тому

    Guys I think my right ear is deaf 😣

  • @alialotibi7617
    @alialotibi7617 10 років тому

    Jack I love you bro

  • @പോരാളിമാമൻ
    @പോരാളിമാമൻ 5 років тому

    0:45 Emma Watson 😁

  • @jakeroberts4037
    @jakeroberts4037 10 років тому

    ur amazing

  • @minootauree
    @minootauree Рік тому

    Legend :)

  • @jonnyhoward1551
    @jonnyhoward1551 10 років тому +1

    Sort out the sound

  • @camerondempster4877
    @camerondempster4877 9 років тому +1

    georgie hot af

  • @DanarchyTV
    @DanarchyTV 10 років тому +5

    Yeah I think you need to lose all these pictures popping up, it's overkill man, just annoying. Just a bit of advice.

  • @kennethgriffin3342
    @kennethgriffin3342 8 років тому

    the pubic hair thing was a bit too much

  • @theshow5972
    @theshow5972 6 років тому +1

    0:45 Emma WATSON!