I Evolved Unstoppable Humans

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2022
  • Today I evolved my humble villagers into unstoppable killing machines and it was a bunch of fun. This game is still very fun and way too easy to lose track of time and just play for hours on end. Still can't wait to play more!
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: store.steampowered.com/app/19...
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  • @whisperon
    @whisperon 2 роки тому +843

    df: “dies in previous episode”
    also df: “now is in middle of game suddenly”
    still df: “dies again”

    • @ducktg1d
      @ducktg1d 2 роки тому +16

      Ikr

    • @Joltning
      @Joltning 2 роки тому +52

      I mean it would have been really boring for him to do the exact same starting things as last episode

    • @Joltning
      @Joltning 2 роки тому +15

      @A Guy no I mean he started a new game from where he left off (somewhat)

    • @CrunchesFPS
      @CrunchesFPS 2 роки тому +8

      I mean it definitely makes sense not to start from the beginning of another round content wise.

    • @Joltning
      @Joltning 2 роки тому +2

      @A Guy this comment confused me for a good bit but I think I understand yeah

  • @LeXXeL_50
    @LeXXeL_50 2 роки тому +601

    "growing" apples get apple trees. "growing" berries gets berry bushes. Apples plus berries fruit salad. Great value, both in food AND money. If you have two soils, or a soil and rabbit for poop (which can be used as "single-user" soil) infinite food

    • @hasanplaster1510
      @hasanplaster1510 2 роки тому +22

      A carrot can out grow them just put three farms or so and you have infinite supply of food

    • @endersblade
      @endersblade 2 роки тому +15

      I sustained a population of 7 villagers on 4 farms spitting out carrots. Often I had to sell excess too.

    • @danielpalecek4090
      @danielpalecek4090 2 роки тому +8

      @@endersblade I sustained 7 villagers and 10 babies on 3 berry and 3 apple farms. did not sell excess bcs I was making new homes and wanted a reserve.

    • @alorota9728
      @alorota9728 2 роки тому +2

      I had 2 rabbits in an animal pen plus 1 farm. I used it as an infinite supply of apple trees.

    • @ashleyfurrow4414
      @ashleyfurrow4414 2 роки тому +1

      Carrots for food, apples and especially berries for money (berries can also be combined with milk to make milkshakes for five coins)

  • @glopper
    @glopper 2 роки тому +91

    DF: "Where is the quarry... Okay the quarry uses up"
    *The quarry sitting there intact*

    • @BeAwesomeful
      @BeAwesomeful 2 роки тому +9

      *has a militiamen using it a minute later without comment*

    • @freezingicy9457
      @freezingicy9457 2 роки тому +4

      Sideffects of an overdose on coffee

  • @Binqiling
    @Binqiling 2 роки тому +176

    You can attack the Strange portal before the enemy's come out attacking it makes enemy's spawn less when they spawn

    • @fletch2772
      @fletch2772 2 роки тому +1

      So that means you know what game it is

    • @josiahchristensen5991
      @josiahchristensen5991 Рік тому +7

      @@fletch2772 it's in the description of the video

    • @yotuel9064
      @yotuel9064 Рік тому +14

      I beat the game and didn't know this xD

    • @Lufia4
      @Lufia4 Рік тому

      WHAT?!

    • @Lufia4
      @Lufia4 Рік тому +2

      @@yotuel9064 same xD

  • @magnav6797
    @magnav6797 2 роки тому +135

    Coffee got DF feeling woozy, mans went almost the entire episode thinking his quarry was used up

  • @jacksfacts20
    @jacksfacts20 2 роки тому +83

    Also, you can pause the game and move everything so you don’t feel as overwhelmed.

  • @Wishkeirs
    @Wishkeirs 2 роки тому +24

    Anything:
    Moves around
    DF:
    Can we kill it?
    Can we eat it?
    Can we reduce it to atoms?

    • @tridinh1011
      @tridinh1011 2 роки тому +3

      Can we burn it? And most importantly
      Can we sell it for profit?

    • @RenAeRen
      @RenAeRen 2 роки тому

      Can we use it to assert global dominance?

    • @Wishkeirs
      @Wishkeirs 2 роки тому

      @@tridinh1011 Most definitely

    • @Wishkeirs
      @Wishkeirs 2 роки тому

      @@RenAeRen with enough coffee we can-

  • @DeadSandPulse
    @DeadSandPulse 2 роки тому +46

    Im kinda surprised he hasn't figured out the power of the almighty chicken empire yet, just build a pen and hatch eggs till you have 5 chickens stored and have infinite omelettes even late game with 8 humans having just two pens, 10 chickens, and 2/3 stoves keeps everyone fed and produces enough excess eggs to sell for massive gold

  • @Bvrkio
    @Bvrkio 2 роки тому +203

    i love when i’m not paying attention to the time and df catches me off guard with a banger content.

  • @twitching_bot574
    @twitching_bot574 2 роки тому +60

    You can press tab to fast forward and space to pause. You can still move cards while the game is in either of these modes too.

    • @Joltning
      @Joltning 2 роки тому +2

      he uses both mechanics in the video! not sure if he moved around while paused tho

  • @lukasfields9586
    @lukasfields9586 2 роки тому +20

    Leaf blowing simulator has had a lot of changes, I petition he brings it back for an update.

  • @danregna7206
    @danregna7206 2 роки тому +14

    Glad you're back man. You sound refreshed and fully caffeinated. Thanks for the hard work.

  • @marthfador
    @marthfador 2 роки тому +34

    Me, yelling: Please! Just make the animal pens and the coin storage! You'll free up so much space!!

  • @CoolJosh3k
    @CoolJosh3k 2 роки тому +11

    TIP #1: You can zoom out
    TIP #2: High food production is a must, especially for a massive army

  • @lostpupper2632
    @lostpupper2632 2 роки тому +44

    Hey DF! couple things that might help get a coin chest if You have the idea for it :D just put it under the sell slot and all Your coins will go right into it it can hold 100 coins, and if You have the idea get the logging hut its like the quarry for trees :D

    • @robbieramsey3092
      @robbieramsey3092 Рік тому

      bro why are you capitalizing "You" like df is God or something lol

    • @raindropgaming2683
      @raindropgaming2683 Рік тому

      @@robbieramsey3092 auto correct does that sometimes for "you" / "my" / "me"

  • @gamer_ike_07
    @gamer_ike_07 2 роки тому +10

    Hey quick tip: militia are better at killing but take longer to do anything else, so have some villagers on hand!!

    • @thenewkrisdeltarune824
      @thenewkrisdeltarune824 2 роки тому

      Hello creature that is from near the Fandom of deltarune but also came first

    • @gamer_ike_07
      @gamer_ike_07 2 роки тому

      Bro took me a solid minute to figure out what you were talking about because I forgot I was tem... wait omg I got a stupid joke

    • @gamer_ike_07
      @gamer_ike_07 2 роки тому

      I'm a "tem-boy" (insert insane sans laughter)

    • @thenewkrisdeltarune824
      @thenewkrisdeltarune824 2 роки тому

      @@gamer_ike_07 your joke is absolutely hilarious I laughed for about two minutes on the joke

  • @irosquaredboku
    @irosquaredboku 2 роки тому +19

    I just like when DF has fun and plays games he likes.

  • @Midrealm_DM
    @Midrealm_DM Рік тому +1

    Feeding your village with no effort:
    1> Build Animal Pen (or two for 10 or more villagers)
    2> fill it with Chickens (breed more chickens if needed)
    3> Place Stove (or Campfire if you don't have a stove) Near the Animal Pen
    4> When first eggs appear, place them on Stove
    As long as all of the eggs do not completely cook before the next eggs spawn in, the new eggs should drop on top of the existing ones (already on stove), creating an infinite supply of food that requires no effort to farm or cook.
    If you find yourself with too many omelettes or eggs, just sell the extras

  • @nofuccerino6025
    @nofuccerino6025 2 роки тому +18

    This game is stupidly addictive, i love it

  • @audittgc
    @audittgc 2 роки тому +21

    “Tired of it hopping around”

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu Рік тому +3

    I’m beginning to recognize the different editing styles of Scarecrow and N8. It’s cute and I love them both

  • @hydrabuster3981
    @hydrabuster3981 2 роки тому +7

    Personally I think carrots are the best food. Carrots grow into 2 carrots so they don't require using a villager to turn them into food, meaning you can use them on other stuff, and they have 2 food value

    • @Lordodragonss
      @Lordodragonss 2 роки тому

      Indeed, Carrots + Garden/Farms Great food machine.
      Also Carrots can be holo anmd that make them worth 10c!

    • @ashleyfurrow4414
      @ashleyfurrow4414 2 роки тому

      Best food is carrots for sure, apples and berries for fruit salad for money is good tho

  • @hollytomb618
    @hollytomb618 2 роки тому +12

    I can already tell this will be great!

  • @captainravioli2823
    @captainravioli2823 2 роки тому +15

    My good sir, you need ORDER to expand your providence, focus organizing stuff and slowly building out, if you have a production facility such as the lumber mill or quarry you should have someone on it at all times, of course you should have enough food production to keep the villagers fed but if you stop selling all of your stuff then you probably won't have to deal with searching for a single piece of wood for a year.

  • @CoolJosh3k
    @CoolJosh3k 2 роки тому +11

    HINT: I noticed killing the wolf gave you a bone, yet you have no dog.

  • @Lordodragonss
    @Lordodragonss 2 роки тому +1

    Few tips - Get Sheds as fast as you can. Like 5. Later Warehouses!
    Get carrots and 3-5 gardens
    Milkshakes are for sell, not for food.

  • @alifathi3645
    @alifathi3645 2 роки тому +22

    Watching your vids is always a great way to make time go by! Keep it up!

  • @dogedirty6445
    @dogedirty6445 2 роки тому +3

    Not saying you are a boring person or anything but I find you're voice very soothing and play your videos on my phone every night whilst falling asleep

    • @Not1rish
      @Not1rish Рік тому +1

      I do the exact same thing, his voice is one of the only things that can get past my insomnia, I just feel so relaxed 🙂

  • @riptideking728
    @riptideking728 2 роки тому +6

    DF and editor great vid always love your content is always entertaining and captivating (double thumbs up to the editor for having good editing skills and double thumbs up to df for his chaotic gaming nature love this channel and it’s always nice to see new vids on it )

  • @pkunkle2550
    @pkunkle2550 2 роки тому +3

    I have to imagine that bones are somehow involved in getting a dog. Try giving a wolf a bone, and if that doesn't work try to combine bones with other things (villager takes bone to plain, returns with dog?)

    • @hydrabuster3981
      @hydrabuster3981 2 роки тому

      It's just giving a bone to a wolf, it'll override combat too, so you don't have to worry about that

    • @anthonykosnik7647
      @anthonykosnik7647 2 роки тому

      You give a wolf a bone to get a dog. it acts as a slower villager, but only takes one food.

  • @squaretrader3666
    @squaretrader3666 2 роки тому +3

    it's always a good day when df uploads

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 2 роки тому +1

    7:45 guess quarry gets used up.... 8:58 *using quarry , not acknowleding eeiter* 9:57 da rock 12:44 maybe sword offspreen? 14:30 cut out sending the explorer to fight , bar reset

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 2 роки тому +6

    Hi DF. Ahhhh.... Stacklands. One of my favorite games DF plays.

  • @michelletalnagi4281
    @michelletalnagi4281 2 роки тому

    Anytime you play a game I haven't seen before within 5 mins of your video I find myself purchasing said game lol. Thanks for all the hours of entertainment!

  • @facade11663
    @facade11663 2 роки тому +2

    df: I am going to keep drawing for trees
    lumber camp: exists

  • @mypictureismybabytortoise2510
    @mypictureismybabytortoise2510 2 роки тому +3

    I love this game thanks for playing it.

  • @stephaniepollmann6279
    @stephaniepollmann6279 2 роки тому +8

    When DF doesnt torture the game or the people: do something please

  • @Gleb08
    @Gleb08 2 роки тому +2

    If you want a super long run, just keep making people so you can actually fight then strange portals. Trust me, the portals get brutal.

  • @user-ku9ml1yc2m
    @user-ku9ml1yc2m 2 роки тому +5

    Your content is always so nice keep up the good work!

  • @coffee_and_spite8164
    @coffee_and_spite8164 2 роки тому +2

    If only you could make coffee in this game

  • @zerareota1560
    @zerareota1560 2 роки тому

    I could watch this all day

  • @jacksfacts20
    @jacksfacts20 2 роки тому +3

    Ive found that milita are way slower at tasks, especially when you have them exploring, than normal villagers. I would also advise to go for the fritters food supply which is a potato and egg on a cook fire. They are way better than milkshakes ans easier than nearly every else to make.

  • @OnlySushiCat
    @OnlySushiCat 2 роки тому

    DF ignoring the basic description of things makes my night

  • @lampidos
    @lampidos 2 роки тому +1

    Congrats on the engagement df!

  • @mrbluepig6127
    @mrbluepig6127 2 роки тому +2

    To the 3 people who see this, I hope you have a good day/night🙂

  • @justcreepyinside3646
    @justcreepyinside3646 2 роки тому

    5 am, best time to watch the most recent video of DF

  • @TheBlindHassassin01
    @TheBlindHassassin01 2 роки тому +1

    Just a little trick I use for the portals.
    All of the enemies are focus on a single villager if you can find out which one ie have them all chase a single villager while picking them off the end of the line. Super handy later on I’m at day 70+ now and the encounters are cake this way. Also get 3 or so farms and farm either carrots or apples, I’m up to 130 food and 200+gold this way. Only thing I’m missing is that dang dog and the ??? quest.

  • @gh0st-6
    @gh0st-6 2 роки тому +1

    DF needs to make their own coffee brand.

  • @brodydoering4575
    @brodydoering4575 2 роки тому +4

    I love your videos keep up the great coffee

  • @mr_snooz
    @mr_snooz 2 роки тому +2

    I luv df vids even if they are late at night i luv em keep it up 💛

    • @lynxgamerlife
      @lynxgamerlife 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I get them at 10 pm. It’s annoying during the school year but out of it the timing is almost perfect.

    • @ducktg1d
      @ducktg1d 2 роки тому +1

      29

  • @Quackers9259
    @Quackers9259 2 роки тому +2

    I always like your videos DF they are good quality and are fun to watch

  • @gtbkts
    @gtbkts 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the awesome content!!

  • @jarexthedyck7263
    @jarexthedyck7263 2 роки тому

    how have i still not heard happiness in his voice

  • @Dangerous-nv4gb
    @Dangerous-nv4gb 2 роки тому

    Watching your videos completes my nights

  • @FanaticRock
    @FanaticRock 2 роки тому +2

    I love that the plank has the face of plank from ed edd n Eddy

  • @berkal1299
    @berkal1299 2 роки тому

    i really like this game good job :)

  • @boulangerbenoit79
    @boulangerbenoit79 Рік тому

    Hello DF, just for info, you can build a wall with your cards to block ennemies from portal and manage one to one ;)
    nice day =)

  • @bennettvasquez5737
    @bennettvasquez5737 Рік тому

    Love this game and more importantly the gameplay 👌👌

  • @erichlof
    @erichlof 2 роки тому

    Please do more of this I love this

  • @irondragon1246
    @irondragon1246 2 роки тому

    Omg I love this guys’ voice so much.

  • @xXSweetsMelodyXx
    @xXSweetsMelodyXx 2 роки тому

    DF's first video of the game: No clue what he is doing and not as far along.
    DF next video of the game: Already obtained a militia. 😆😎

  • @ChurroTheTurtle
    @ChurroTheTurtle 2 роки тому +2

    You would definitely be great at advertising. Every time you play a new game, I get the game and get addicted to it.

    • @Not_Liz
      @Not_Liz Рік тому

      Wait what’s the games name and can you get it on steam?

    • @lanceedwards9268
      @lanceedwards9268 Рік тому +1

      @@Not_Liz The game is called stacklands

  • @CookieVincent
    @CookieVincent 2 роки тому +2

    yo DF you should definitely play roguebook next holy smokes it was suprisingly fun n unique

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman4565 2 роки тому

    No treasure chest, no lumber farm, I'm losing my mind

  • @isiyami
    @isiyami 2 роки тому +1

    1 wood 1 stone 1 stick will make your game much better

  • @Sand1234
    @Sand1234 Рік тому

    this dude is the bully with the most polite voice yet

  • @FrostTurnip
    @FrostTurnip 2 роки тому +2

    How to make unstoppable humans you say. Quickly takes notes for later.

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Рік тому +1

    DF: Kills the cow and sells the raw meat for 3 coims
    The cow: Is worth 5 coins
    Me: *df no…*

  • @GarageHaruo
    @GarageHaruo 2 роки тому +1

    Pressing backspace on a card automatically turns it into coins too btw instead of dragging them to sell every time

  • @Jo_962_
    @Jo_962_ 2 роки тому

    After the first video, I got the game and would recommend both the first video and the game itself. 10/10 videos btw

  • @simeonsimon6440
    @simeonsimon6440 2 роки тому

    Actually great fun watching the kerfuffle.

  • @lordblubsialdraws9841
    @lordblubsialdraws9841 2 роки тому

    Yeeees I was waiting for a part 2 😁

  • @Mason-bn1gz
    @Mason-bn1gz Місяць тому

    I LOVE WATCHINB THIS GAME

  • @alorota9728
    @alorota9728 2 роки тому

    A quarry is an infinite supply of stone. 3 wood + 1 stone makes a lumber camp which is an infinite supply of wood.

  • @mr.noodles8233
    @mr.noodles8233 2 роки тому +1

    les go its the game with the cards and stuff

  • @derpy-noodles4452
    @derpy-noodles4452 2 роки тому

    Really loving these longer videos

  • @Ninjakid8zombie
    @Ninjakid8zombie 2 роки тому +2

    I love your content keep it up

  • @RDragonMaster
    @RDragonMaster 2 роки тому

    lol the Image for the plank brought back memoriesXD

  • @Spots_Racer
    @Spots_Racer 2 роки тому +10

    You know you can make a coin pouch out of 2 wood and 1 coin.

  • @Potatolord01
    @Potatolord01 2 роки тому

    Woohoo daily dose of awesome!

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub 2 роки тому

    Seing him sell unprocessed wood instead of sticks/planks, but then consume processed food like milkshakes and fruit salads instead of selling them was painful. Also, spending 10 golds on boosters when looking for wood, instead of 3 for Humble Beginnings packs.
    On the other hand, selling raw meat *is* a great idea. Cooking it doesn't increase its value, takes a ton of time, and results in food no better than a handful of berries.

  • @Thisisplaceholderfor66ae
    @Thisisplaceholderfor66ae 2 роки тому +1

    dude your voice is so calming keep up your work love ya adcap vids

  • @pkrum
    @pkrum Рік тому

    the best startegy i use in this game for insane money is i make a lumberjack place (infinite wood) and have a second villaged make sticks . Sticks sell for 2 coins so jsut 10 wood = 10 sticks =20 coins. is extremly fast and efficent and also while one is making wood the other cna proritise somethinge sle then make the sticks.

  • @_sandy_
    @_sandy_ 2 роки тому

    ty for everything df

  • @ducktg1d
    @ducktg1d 2 роки тому +1

    No can say this vid was good yet

  • @paulharsh78
    @paulharsh78 2 роки тому

    Gotta automate the food process, so you have a surplus, animal pen full of chickens, omelettes. shed x10. Expand villagers quickly.

  • @joozie8689
    @joozie8689 2 роки тому

    One of the lucky first few, what an honor

  • @Paddy-exaviour
    @Paddy-exaviour 2 роки тому +3

    Im just sitting here thinking about all the things he could do just to make everything easier in this game 😅

    • @noobandfriends2420
      @noobandfriends2420 2 роки тому

      we don't watch him for that.

    • @Paddy-exaviour
      @Paddy-exaviour 2 роки тому

      @@noobandfriends2420 I know but it's just i finished this game and I know what to do to make it a little easier so am watching him play (I saw him playing it the other day and that got me onto the game)

  • @transaryan
    @transaryan 2 роки тому

    Was not expecting to find an Ed, Edd, & Eddy reference in this game

  • @eugiboy1
    @eugiboy1 2 роки тому +1

    Just beat the game. I recommend just building a shit ton of sheds to increase your card cap.

    • @martinmarkov9707
      @martinmarkov9707 2 роки тому

      I recommend just buying warehouses. No sheds..

    • @eugiboy1
      @eugiboy1 2 роки тому

      @@martinmarkov9707 very risky to jump straight to iron bars eaelt game IMO

  • @loganlogon3720
    @loganlogon3720 2 роки тому

    Easter egg - If you give a baby a plank they will become a Jonny and produce coins.

    • @Lordodragonss
      @Lordodragonss 2 роки тому

      :O

    • @loganlogon3720
      @loganlogon3720 2 роки тому

      JK, but it would be funny. I'm really surprised though that no one I've seen play this has noticed or mentioned that they noticed the fact that the plank has a face on it. It's a reference to the cartoon Ed Edd & Eddy, guess no one else watched that one....

  • @lordblubsialdraws9841
    @lordblubsialdraws9841 2 роки тому

    I bought this game so thank you so much :))))))

  • @anikingdfg
    @anikingdfg 2 роки тому

    why is df. Doing things correctly..?! My brain is melting. this is too much for me.

  • @Simon-my8nh
    @Simon-my8nh 2 роки тому

    Press 'Space' to pause the month timer. You can take it easy to organize

  • @dantemuslar106
    @dantemuslar106 2 роки тому +1

    Wow this is pretty cool

  • @SpySneak
    @SpySneak 2 роки тому +1

    Me watching this at 10 pm:this is awkward.

  • @democracymeansdcstatehood3606
    @democracymeansdcstatehood3606 2 роки тому

    Crise climatique > jeux vidéo, si nous nous soucions des prochaines générations de personnes
    Climate crisis > video games, if we care about the next generations of people at all

  • @savagezerox
    @savagezerox 2 роки тому

    If you have a Bone, put it on an attacking Wolf and it'll turn into a Dog.

  • @allilikeisgaming1850
    @allilikeisgaming1850 2 роки тому +1

    I love your vids so much

  • @professormuddlehead6308
    @professormuddlehead6308 2 роки тому +1

    Build more sheds! You will need the extra cards