It's A Lot Of Fun To Work For Donald Trump
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2019
- Yes, it's tons of fun to work for this President. That's why everyone who leaves his administration immediately writes a tell-all book.
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*"... I always look orange..."* wow, first time he's ever told the truth!
He thinks it's light bulbs that makes him look orange, that's hilarious
Actually, it's the second time. The first was when he said that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose any support.
"I look orange ...... and so do you" hahahahaha
No that's just Trump 'gaslighting' them to believe they are orange too.
@@rugbygamer2025 The "and so do you" part is what I find funniest because you know he just realized he opened himself up to a joke about his bad spray tan.
"I look orange" Finally, he told the truth!😂😂😂😂
But blamed it on modern lighting.
Classic Trump mob boss move. Just because the bulbs makes him 'orange' he's sending his goons out to kill it.
@Nina Azule: Huh? So, you mean... hell has actually frozen over?
Pigs are flying, my friend!🤣🤣🤣
Trump is a funny guy. To be honest, I didn't think he would last this long. America, you proved me wrong.
Trumplethinskin makes George W Bush look like he mastered in English in college.
makes dubya look like an astrophysicist
@Larry Garland You must be too young to remember the George W. Bush years. Trump has lost a step or two mentally (he is quite old), but Bush was always dumb.
@Failure Obama Failure Obama That's nice what does that have to do with Trump violating the US Constitution?
@Failure Obama Failure Obama He hasn't divested himself from his Trump businesses, and he received gifts from a foreign gouvernment. So now, what does Obama have to do with Trump violating the US Constitution?
@Failure Obama Failure Obama oh you haven't heard? Epstein is in the gov't witness protection program...lol
That orange comment killed me. I thought he was joking until, “so do you”
He was joking but he’s an awkward old man that doesn’t know how to speak 😂
Donny Johnny doesn't have the brains to be funny.
@@xxXthekevXxx I don't know man, he's a vain malignant narcissist to the point that talks about himself in the third-person, so after the ''SO DO YOU'' the joke was over to me too...nonetheless he almost cracked a joke unwittingly...and a good one 'coz the self awareness...but he failed miserably with the punchline as usual like the REAL MORON that he is.
He has never laughed at himself.
As a big tech nerd who obsessed over lighting, that's also categorically false. Most energy efficient bulbs are whiter/bluer than incandescents. Incandescents are usually orange as hell.
As a German it pleases me enormously to hear that we upset him.
Thank you, Germany. We hate him too! 😘 🇩🇪
Yeah, we hate him on behalf of the diots who shouldn't vote for him.
You should be proud of his German ancestry.
Much love from Australia, but not for trump
Another German here, that was beautiful that this poll got to him - literally.
why do people not comment about the third-person talk. that is LITERALLY a sign of sociopathy.
Rosalie Bent I know, right
I just assumed we all took it for granted that he's a narcissistic sociopath
We know. They ain’t hearin
It’s brought up all the time.
Is someone keeping count of how many times he has said
"Nobody has heard of it before" ?
"Those bulbs... they make me look orange!" This is a breakthrough ladies and gentlemen. He's not fully there, but it's progress.
yeah..... it's not the bulb's fault
A breakthrough indeed.
He has found a way to pass the blame for his orange skin onto someone else. In this case, lightbulbs.
And it is through things like this that we find out the sun is incandescent, and the Whitehouse doesn't use LED bulbs.
I feel like George Carlin would tear him apart. RIP George. I'm also so tired that he's rolling back all the regulations for the environment. I just can't.
Every thing he does is about one thing- making him and his cronies richer. Welcome to the end-stage of capitalism where the very few have everything and the almost all have next to nothing and the planet is on the brink of irreversible damage. The USA 2020 presidential election is a pivotal point in world history...
@@kelbatt7729 very true. It's a dumpster fire.
@Semper verum Pretty sure that even a negative mention in history strokes his ego.
@@kelbatt7729 Robin Williams also. My God, those two would be off the walls.
OMG! And this is the president of the USA! How embarrassing!
Just don't say ur Canadian if other Canadians are around u on the vacation. We will call u out then single u out. It's happened on many of my vacations and it's just insulting
Is it? I mean, I can separate the POTUS from myself, I expect similar discernment from others and there's an option to try someone else soon enough.
I don't think Canadians would mind, they should understand.
Can't wait to see him in an orange jumpsuits...
@Michigan Wolverine in Austin had the same experience...
“And the cow goes, Hi I’m Kevin Mcarthy.” 😂😂😂😂 savage 👌🏻
"you know, one important thing about lightbulbs, wait, actually they make me look orange" i'm f**King wheezing 😂😂😂
You know the great thing about the Sun, it turns people brown. We need hotter weather so i can brown.
Roll back all environment legislation I want a brown tan
@@stampandscrap7494 😂 the sad part is that most people know how dumb this guy is...yet he's able to stay in office for 3 years now...
"Communists are red
Democrats are blue
I look orange
So do you"
-Ryou
😂😂😂😂
It will be a rude awakening when he changes back to incandescents and he just turns a darker shade of orange.
White balance jokes, what a time to be alive.
Lmao
LMAO!😆
😂😂😂
I cannot believe he said that! LMAO!!! So so so weird!!!
I swear I didn’t expect him to say “I respect all of them”...
He’s thinking he’s scared of them. He knows they are all so much more qualified than him.
Actually, if you watch the whole thing he immediately says, “you never expected me to say that did you? I’m getting better at this politician thing.”
He "respects all of them [Democrats]" in the same way that Sarah Palin "reads all of them [newspapers]".
Ryan Gambill Yes exactly as if to say the first sentence was a lie
That really shocked me.
Mike Pounce is the name of Mike Pence's kitty cat.
7:45 “Chrissyanity” is that when you religiously worship Chrissy Teagan? 🤣🤣
There are three Mikes; Mike Pounds, Mike Shillings, and Mike Pence.
Trump's favorite Mike is Mike Donalds though.
And don't forget about Tim 'Apple'...
🍏
Well, Mike certainly is a shill.
😅😆
That's one way to cash in on a name.
If we don’t have a death metal band called “Cave of Hate Snakes” by next week, I’ll be very upset!!
John Bolton could be the bass player 😂 this comment wins the Internet today. We need this band
Somewhere it'll happen, however briefly. ☺🎸🇺🇸
And their #1 song needs to be MoscowMitch and PresidentPussyAssBitch
😂🤣”OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JERBIS” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀🎯
Omg! That horse bit is so hilarious that makes no sense at all. Also couldn’t stop laughing at the bed time story about the Chinese President. Colbert, thank you for giving us humor to uplift our spirits in this dark presidential era!
Are we sure "Mike Pounce" isn't the name of Mike Pence's cat? Because that would actually be awesome.
Yes! That would be purr-fect 😸
Jay Torr ew. My brain is burning 🥵
You mean pawsome 😁
@@jaydavids6485 Poor cat...
@@jaydavids6485 Shane Dawson would like to watch it as well
Laugh if you want, but Mike Pounds is worth a hundred of Mike Pence.
Brilliant
That's almost perfect. How does that even happen?
Mike Pounce is the WH ocelot.
Pete Kennedy HUH...!!!!! STOP SNIFFIN GAS FUMES DUFUS....!!!!
Too coincidental to have been a gaffe?🤔
It is great working for Drumpf! You're guaranteed a book deal.
Everyone looks orange to Trump... I mean, he probably did burn his retinas during the eclipse. Just saying.
Just saying. Is that like cringe, savage and right?
@@reggieglubber5420 Run along, Forrest..
It's the eye protection in the tanning bed on airforce one..lol
Ok Mr. Fuxan. Can I borrow a battery Mr. Wall?
23 finds another comment.
I was eating when he said “Mike Pounce” and immediately sucked my food into the back of my throat and sputtered like a fool
I was drinking ^^ ... but a little bit of coughing cant take me out... had to dry up my desk tho
No one can believe that their 401K is up 72%. No one.
Oh, the 0.1% believe it…
Strictly speaking, there are more than a few ways that could've been done that aren't even especially complicated.
That said, it's just Trump making up big numbers because he has to have the biggest numbers. If anyone actually has pulled off returns like that, Trump certainly didn't have anything to do with it.
MatchstalkMan No, their tax cut more than compensates.
Any increase it did get has been lost with massive market dips. The market is unstable with the tariffs and regular Twitter vomits.
My son who is completely apolitical was expressing concern last week that his 401k is losing money. I call b.s. on those who say theirs is doing fantastic.
You know Mike Pence is gonna change his name to Pounds to make Trump feel better
...already scribbled in Sharpie on his business cards and stationary.
Pounce.
Mike Pounds/Donald Rump... With Trumps face on mad magazine...
It was Pounce... Mike Pounce (had to listen several times)
@@carolefisher6489 OK, he is pounds depending on his position.
Mike Pounce / Donald Rump
Clearly its a Freudian slip.
If you accurately reconstruct the Presidents speech, all you get is a pasted together ransom note.
I’m actually shocked tr*mp admitted he’s orange, but not at all surprised he tried to project his orangeness on to other people 😂
Actually, he didn't admit that he's orange. What he did was say he looks orange, but it was the fault of the light bulbs. Note, it's not his fault.
He's been trying to figure out a way to blame that on someone else, and now he has. And he went out of his way to make the excuse public.
His orangeness😂😂😂
Bravo Lauren bravo! what a clever comment, you must be proud...look Lauren its not too late to take your head out of your liberal ass and get with the Republican program…..what ya say? ITS MAGA COUNTRY
It has taken him a few years to come up with an excuse for being orange, but he has managed to get one.
Then he want's to ban energy saving light bulbs just to make his excuse seem plausible.
When you listen to tRumps insane patter, it gets harder to write something about him without using the word 'WANKER'.
oh bravo Lauren Hag, insightful, eloquent....how about not "project"ing your stupidity and shallowness on the rest of us? what a silly comment what a silly person you are...
If everyone "wants" to work for him, then why does he have to scrape the bottom of the barrel just to find any who would?
The bottom of the barrel is where he lives... so he's just gathering friends. (Birds of a feather flock together)
See, Chump is SLIGHTLY confused, people tell him all the time they would enjoy working at the White House, he just doesn't hear them when they add ".....after you leave office."
I said it during the 2016 campaign.
Him: "Drain the swamp!"
Me: "And expose the toxic muck underneath!"
Can't believe I actually called it right.
scaramucci scaramucci can you do the fandango
"Mike Pounce" is Pence's profile name on Grindr.
Trump can't keep anyone's secrets.
“It’s fun to work with Donald trump” how many people has he fired or have quit? Lmao this man is insane.
Mike Pence's office nameplate is going to need the sharpy treatment to prove Trump was right.
Oh God, yes.
NOAA should release an official statement that pence is now pounds...
...ass.
The Sharpie treatment! XD
You mean Mike Pounce?
Having seen what a crawler Pence is, he's probably getting his name changed just to make tRump right.
“Moo kevin moo. Come on. Someone milk this guy”
“... and the cow goes hi im kevin mccarthy”
This is peak comedy yall.
it is hilarious
The visual playing out in my head is hilarious. I actually want to see this. Lol!
LMAO. I hope Stephen Colbert doesn’t kill me with laugh one day.
was totally expecting mike pounce to be a cat after the cow and horse
Yes that's what was said in the video
You want a prize for putting it into writing?
2:00
"..Didn't have much of a point to the speech."
Of course it did. The point was "Look at me! Look at me! Don't go watching that debate and hearing about what's really going on in the world, you toothless rubes! Look at me!"
I agree, but to be fair, the debates are really nothing but a gameshow anyway. Pointless popularity competition.
@@E2O10 Agreed, but truth be told, so are the elections in a broader sense.
Hence the 'Popularity Vote'
@@E2O10 Maybe but this is one of his strategies he used in the previous election. He makes sure he is always on the news and talk shows. He limits the exposure of other candidates. He is using this during his tenure to divert the attention to non-issues instead of his policies, blunders and corruption. Ffs his weather gag got more screentime than his tariffs.
Gwen Walraves oh, ofcourse. There's no doubt about that. I was just pointing out the sillyness of having these types of events. You're making the people who might actually know how to run things or at least have an inkling of the concept behind the office of president dance like monkeys and focus on meaningless things. (now, i'm not saying that only what's happening in the us is silly, there are many quite silly places with quite unfunctional systems but since your country insists on broadcasting to the universe that they're #1 then we can't really ignore what's going on in your country). The point being - the whole system is built so that people like him can have positions of power, if it was built to make sense, we wouldn't be having these problems.
Yusuf Ginnah Sadly they are. But can you picture it with any other profession? I wouldn't want a firefighter that got the job because he was the most popular or knew the right people despite overwhelming lack of skill or experience. Or a medic. Or really any job that we've come up with.
@@E2O10
That's so true and some food for thought...
It is one of those careers where, the ability of the candidate to actually carry out the duties as required by the position, aren't even questioned.
Those elected are very seldom the best for the job amongst the choices available,
But they succeed so often by using the human flaw of 'Perception is Reality'
Oh yes and the "When I'm elected...." promises that are forgotten the moment their hand's on The Bible.
Is he the president or is he trying to be a comedian?? Cuz he ain't doing a good job at neither!!!
Trump: 🎤🍊 everyone else: 🤭🤔😑🙄🤫 trumps booty: 🍑🌶
Best president ever.
@@billsmith9610 hahahaha your trying to be a comedian too? Cuz you're good!!!
Another aspect of his sick envy of REAL President Obama, who had a REAL sense of humor, too.
@@ShannonJacobs0 yes for sure!!
Wow, he actually knows he looks orange. I thought he just wasn't aware at all - of anything.
He's self aware alright, that's why he hates Obama so much.
Well he thinks the lightbulbs are causing it.
I think the lite bulb in trumps head should be the one he should worry about. Burnt out long ago.
You sure it ever worked to begin with?
Thanks for the laugh!
Damnit, how did Colbert miss that one?! Nice.
Send Trump back to Hell make America great now.
That joke about Argentinian Nazis was off the hook. I practically fell out of my chair.
omg that's why "mike pounce" was trending on twitter. his brain is melting.
I was sure that he would say "...a firm believer in Our Savior Cheezus and the Burger King".
That Argentinean joke is way underrated. Nazi ancestors capital
USA has the KKK and neo nazis rallies with god damn tiki torches but somehow Argentina is the nazi country? I'm so done
@@NomeVeas Right after WWII, that's where a lot of Nazis fled to.
akinpaws this exactly this.
This is one of the funniest monologues I've seen for any talk show host ever! An 8 minutes of hilarity :)
Yep - I commented the same thing lol. It's pretty damn funny, couldn't stop laughing
seriously, somewhere out there is a mental hospital missing one of its most deranged patients
Should be retitled to "Yeah we have no clue wtf is going on here.."
"Donald Trump will not be ignored!" nice Fatal Attraction reference right there
*Trump says anyones name*
Person: “Please don’t bring me into this”
Kevin McCarthy: Oh SHIT!!! My beautiful face is a blessing and a curse!
Holy shit, thank you USA for the entertainment. But can you get back to business some time soon?
Listen man, we’re trying over here
You have to wait for the 2022 elections
We'll see if enough people here can snap out of their FOXtardation to do so.
Depends on the fairness of our election
I hope so
That is the first time I've ever seen Trump laugh. I could've expected it would be at the expense of someone else.
... and the world was mocking Italy for Berlusconi! Ah, the sweet revenge!
"Mike Pounds, Melanie Trump...I know them so well. We have the closest relationship, so close the likes of which no one on earth has seen before..."
Don't forget that melanie has a child, together.
And that child has a half sister who is too fat to mention.
... not even Ttump has seen it.
Isn’t dumps former lawyer in jail?
That alone tells you dump is a crook.
He's not coherent! Who lets someone this ill stay employed?
Americans seem to think wealth and hucksterism indicates competence.
We the people. : \
Certainly no capitalistic corporation. But the TRAITORS just want someone who will sign bills.
Let us see if we can legally send them ALL to hell ASAP.
3:45 it's odd but I think that is the first time I've ever seen Trump laugh.. when you think about it, it's kind of weird how seldom he laughs
BdR76 because he takes him self seriously. He thinks he’s talking perfect sense. He doesn’t realize how stupid he sounds and that no one else takes him literally.
BdR76. He doesn't need to laugh, hun... we all do that at...oops... for him!!!
He's that awful old white faced clown with the downturned mouth that traumatised and terrorized my nightmares every time I was dragged to the circus as a kid!
Move over Pennywise, you're old news! There's a much creepier clown in town these days... and this one paints his face orange and stalks the White House drains!!!
Coulrophobia rules in America....UGHHHH!!!
" ...use to live in Germany, but now have always lived in Argentina" OMG, Colbert went there, and yes President Bone Spurs won't know what he's referring to. LOL
That's the best joke of the month IMHO. Brilliant.
Achtung!
Hilarious how brainwashed some of you have become to actually believe Trump is a Racist, the Left leaning show hosts sure are doing a good job in propaganda, I mean he has a Slavic wife and black staff in his hotels for crying out loud lmao
@@FriedrichBarb Next you'll say he loves illegals because he hires them. LOL!! You clowns are the best clowns !! HAHA!! You all have the whole world laughing.
@@FriedrichBarb racists have always had black staff work for them. What's your point?
Yes sure, people can walk up and chat to POTUS!
His security service stands back politely and waves all the people up.
Where is the Secret Service when all of these people are just coming up to Trump? None of those people better be thinking anything like I'm thinking, cause I sure would NOT be thanking him for destroying a country I used to be pretty fond of.
Colbert literally just repeating what Trump said getting laughs
Trump is a moron. He rolled back auto emissions. Guess what, Europeans will no longer buy US made SUVs. And what does the big three depend on?
He's absolutely bonkers. And we thought him forgetting his wife's name or that they had a son together was bad.
@Cliff Hanley He called her Melanie in a tweet. That one could probably be excused by autocorrect.
...Or he may have just been smocking a lot of covfefe that day.
@bigpimpdaddy69 It would have been easier to say, "The First Lady and I together has a boy..." touching her hand as she was sitting right next to his right hand instead of vomiting that utterly ridiculous sentence...
@@android12921 she smacks his hand away like a snake when he tries to grab it. i just heard she has a long-time lover, and he is a beautiful man, works at tiffany's in a trump building?
@@nonyabizness.original I wonder what keeps the relationship with trumpet ticking then with all this pomposity and filthy vanity
@Cliff Hanley Before. He called her Melanie.
Someone seriously needs to put this man in a straight jacket
I have a bisexual jacket is that ok?
"Love that Mike Pounce, he's such a tiger - in fact, Mike why don't you go sit over there next to Dan and Kevin."
Thank you Stephen Colbert! Your astute analysis and laughter are the only thing which keeps us sane these days!!
For those of you wondering who Kevin McCarthy is. He's the genius who was in line for Speaker of the House before he accidentally told an entire room of reporters that he was one of the guys who came up with the idea to go after Hillary Clinton over Benghazi. He basically admitted they did it as a political move which had nothing to do with the facts of the case (This pissed off Republicans so the went for Paul Ryan instead). They admittingly were just using it to disgrace her. That was a 2 year investigation which cost the tax payers almost 100 million dollars and led to a complete exoneration of Clinton. Think about this, the Russia investigation led to about 30 indictments and found that the President of the United States committed 10 counts of obstruction of justice. That investigation cost about 30 million dollars but had many confirming results.
Which investigation is being scrutinized? Somehow the Russia investigation. Republicans and Democrats don't play by the same rules. Please vote for Bernie Sanders, he will end this corruption. Biden is a pushover, he won't fight for you like Bernie.
Actually there is very little a president will be able to do about the Republican strategies & corruption, or in fact about most of your serious problems, due to broken democratic system that the executive branch can't really do much about.
Any democrat president will pull the brakes on the armageddon train the whole planet is on w/ Trump in charge though. Including Biden. I'd love to see Bernie, or Warren, or perhaps Castro - but by far the most important thing that can be done thru this election is replace Trump. Please don't lose perspective on that when the primaries get nasty.
Think about us out in the rest of the world, just desperately clinging to hope that you'll get rid of the president who is purposely ESCALATING carbon emissions in every way possible.
Then, as Bernie always tried to tell his crowds last election: build & grow a popular, sustained movement focused on social democratic political goals, not on a candidate or 2, not on an election or 2.
@@Suzanne4415 You are so wrong I actually started laughing. This is completely reversable. There will be some domestic issues for sure but Joe Biden will allow Republicans to sneak back into power because he's pathetic. We can't afford someone who wants Republicans to like him. Republicans have evil intentions and Joe wants to work with them. Sorry Joe, no chance that works out for us Americans. He's a fucking dinosaur who doesn't understand modern politics. The GOP will NOT work with you. They will obstruct everything you try to do. Moscow Mitch has already admitted this. Fuck you if you think working with the GOP is an option. The only option is voting them out of power.
@@why-even-try-brotendo +100000000
I agree 💯%
The time for playing nicely has passed with no hope of repair.
With hindsight comes 20/20 vision,
And it's now easy to see that Dems have always been trying to play nicely and this is what the GOP has capitalized on and mastered down to an art.
Dems need to stop bringing knives to gunfights and Joe Biden is too soft.
He's part of the old furniture and the DNC is in serious need of redecorating at the highest levels. The hierarchy needs some spunk and fire and should be taking tips from the freshmen that aren't beholden and indebted to a broken system.
Bernie Sanders???? The man looks and speaks like an insane version of bozo the clown. Oh wait --- maybe you are right! Bernie will give everyone everything for FREE!!!!!! Allright Bernie.
VOTE BLUE, NO MATTER WHO. 💙🤛🏽
"Lot of people want to work with Trump".
Mostly Fox News Hosts.
Future Fox Hosts...
Bolton will likely go back to being a Fox celeb.
That comment is on point 🤣
"I look orange and so do you," might be my very favorite Drumpf quote now.
Mike Pounce 😂😂 oh boy! This guy...this guy...Trump is one hell of an entertainer.
Trump reminds me of someone who after they get dumped says "you dont know how lucky you were, there are plenty of women who want me".
There is noone
I have never seen a more 'thirsty' 72 year old man-child....
You don't have to compare this guy to see he is a total idiot, just watch him do his thing...
After a remark like that you know you made the right decision by dumping 😆
No one
Kredeidi yeah watch john Stewart and jimmy kimmel do their thing
When he says "sir" you know he's lying. You also know he's lying whenever he says anything else
Love this :)
Dave Shannon m
Thanks
True
Wade Mccormick You’re right 🤣🤣
I've always thought Trump is orange because he is fading the longer he is away from hell.
Tanning booth and tanning lotion are in there somewhere. White "goggle eyes" give our little boy away.
Trump is going straight to heaven.
@@SuperSilence23 10 Ha
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it appears to me that Stephen Colbert hasn't have to make any sort of effort to compose his monologue... everything Trump says is an instant joke by itself... tragic jokes, sometimes, though...
...and the cow goes "Hi, I'm Kevin McCarthy"
Man I remember when these guys actually had to try to make fun of a President. Do you all remember those days?
Trump is automating away comedians
I miss those days
Those days seem so distant ...
I remember once when I didn't have to verify I wasn't reading an article on The Onion. Sad truth is, the Onion is now a more reliable source of fact than the White House.
Are anybody else worried when he don’t remember vice presidents, his wifes or theyrs youngest sons names?
Andrew Yang 2020 putting humans before paper money. A man with answers do your homework. Humans unite!
It’s pretty bad when I really haven’t paid much attention to this Andrew yang person but am willing to bet he’d be miles better than Trump ever has been.
at this point the US is just a really bad reality TV show.
I ditched TV a while back but still come here to check status. status same.
Its actually pretty funny tho
@@AlexMafija in a sad way
ITS TEARING ME APART
@@jackcapone4375 you first, we'll stay & fix this mess!
OF COURSE it's fun...they spend all day laughing at him...!
“Mike Pounds.” I guess Pence has been upvalued.
Omg, I actually laughed when Trump called dude a s’more, I think I’m dying
News organizations need to do the 2020 maps in Blue for the Dems and Orange for the Trump campaign.
Everyone looks orange.
Essero Eson 💯🤦🏻♂️😂
-- With the traditional red representing conservative party members entirely dissociated with Trump values, beliefs and attitudes.
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"401 K up 71%"
Hmmmm think I heard that on just about every "American Greed" episode.
It is what the CON man always says.....
The only cow I see is Dumps
"We will win, win, win, and we will keep on winning."
Um... 🤔 win... what? What are we competing for?
That’s a good question.
Trump is making Clint Eastwood talking to a chair look like a great GOP speech...
It was a great piece of performance art. Very creative and high concept. I don't know why people didn't see it. I think Eastwood is brilliant.
@@virginiaoflaherty2983He's a typical libertarian who drifts easily to the right (cause it's essentially where they started anyhow)... I think Eastwood is a grumpy old coot who directs over-rated movies, who used to be a nasty young coot who showed his respect for women by dipping his wick in whatever he fancied and destroying his former partner's career. But hey, different strokes for different folks, amirite?
J S1974 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love it
It's time to put Grandpa Trump in a retirement home.
@@virginiaoflaherty2983 yeah.. didn't really " make my day"
German here. Mr. President, we love you!
(The real one, that is .... The one that left in January 2017).
😂👍🏻
You mean our real one. IQ 4.5 is not my president.
👏👏👏
Barack Obama
@@sharonmullins1957
The fucked up thing, tho, is that he is. Apparently we have enough racist, bigoted and just plain stupid people in enough states that he got elected. I would definitely vote to allow the west coast to becomes its own, independent country. Hawaii and alaska can come along, too. Maybe idaho. The rest will be harder decisions.
Wow, when was the last time I laughed so much? World politics are so dismal, I guess I have to laugh so I don't cry.
Stay tuned to politics " specifically trump" and u will never be sad😂
Gotta love the Germans commenting here positively about how they miss Obama.
@Michigan Wolverine in Austin you should move to another country because you really sound like you need to get away from all this. Try Iran maybe.
I miss the days all of the students in our city (and many others) skipped school to protest against Bush Jr invading the middle East for oil.
He seems so eloquent, intellectual and composed in hindsight.
Or remember when the biggest scandal was a blowjob in the oval office? Good ol' times ...
I wish all the best to the poor American people, I hope you get rid of that sad clown next year.
And just to assure everyone: yeah, the orange would be the greatest laughing stock, if it wasn't so fucking scary at the same time.
@@billsmith9610 hey Bill maybe you can move to Russia next year, that way you can pretend Trump was still dictator in chief. You can hang out with Trumpas well since that's probably be where he will be hiding out from the feds.
@Bruce Schram Trump, apparently. XD
@Bruce Schram when did merkel ever talked shit about a sitting us president?
One of the funniest yet. Mr Colbert, thank you so much for what you do.
The longer Trump talks, the more obvious it becomes that he is mostly saying nonsense
Been that way since the eighties.
Try reading the transcripts of his “speeches.” Not a complete thought, let alone a complete sentence!!
9 13 19 Hey@@lilee3676, Naw, I'll pass. It's bad enough I watch his blatherly on Stephen's show. Thanks for the suggestion though. Be well. v
@mary jones ...and that's yet another thing wrong with our country and "checks and balances system." If I didn't have family here, I would be living in very intelligent, super-educated, peaceful, sane, and very hygge Copenhagen. I would gladly pay higher taxes for the privilege! The Danes have got it RIGHT! Unfortunately most Americans are too uneducated to understand that Democratic Socialism is not "Venezuela." ❤🇩🇰
@@tiamia7139 ...Yep. This has a lot to do with perspective. I'll guess 9 out 10 adult americans know so little about Copenhagen. No caveman ever said, "I want electricity to run an air conditioner!"
Colbert. You know bulls get milked also. Though different tools , you may not want to drink the milk.
tell me more abt this pls
So much comedy material, comedy gold. Trump is a comedians cash cow.
Rest of the world "Go home America you're drunk"
No more cows?? What? And how tf did we get to "no more people cause people are just like cows"??
I went out and bought a dozen LED bulbs just to show what I think of President Living In The Past
3rd year in and he called Mike Pence "Mike Pounce "
Wow , this is Real .
After watching the inspiring and AWSOME debate, I smell blood in the water folks!!! LET THE FEEDING FRENZY ON TRUMP HIS DELUSIONAL SUPPORTERS AND THE ENTIRE GOP BEGIN!!!!
Why am I not surprised that Trump had a personal selfish reason for getting rid of the lightbulb regulation...
I look orange so do you 🤡
He does nothing that doesn't benefit him or his retinue.
Trump much prefers machinations in the dark.
the "orange" part was actually funny, aside from the last three words. I'm actually surprised he took a swipe at himself. I wonder what he was drugged with.
@@ariaalexandria3324 that's true. Its like that one time Trump admitted ahead of time that if a guess he made was wrong he wouldn't admit it.
Ditch "Moscow" Mitch and Dump Trump in 2020.
What's the #1 reason why energy efficient lightbulbs don't work?
"The light's no good, I always look orange."
- 2019 President of USA
You can bet "Mike Pounds" is the nickname he uses to make fun of Pence.
Trump is a big fat orange Man baby he's a POS who cares about no one but himself and his money Russia has his money Putin and Kim is his lovers he's helping Putin destroy America
He didn’t say “Pounds”, he just said “Pence” really quick but the fake media is going to say otherwise 🙄.
Lord help us
Edit: I’m completely being sarcastic, Trump is a total moron.
Putting ‘pounds’ and ‘pence’ together is moving your VP a little too close to our currency (UK). We don’t want him anywhere near us, please.
Was it pounds or pounce?
when called out, he'll say he was not talking about pence, he'll tell mnuchin to go find some guy name mike pounds
4:59 Closed captioning quotable quote: _“[Makes crazy noise]”_ loool
a 401k up 70+%.. in what world does this happen? You are lucky if you get a 3% company match on the 5 or MAYBE 10% out of pocket contribution.
Can we have a human being for president...that would be nice