Google Translate Sings: The Greatest Showman
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Not gonna lie is was wildly entertaining to yell LUCE DO NOT DIE and HILLARY over and over again XD
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Malinda Kathleen Reese you should do the greatest from sia
Malinda Kathleen Reese PLEASE PLEASE do a Google Translate for Sissy That Walk from RuPauls Drag Race!! 😊😊 Would be hilarous to see you dressed as RuPaul, Bianca Del Rio, Adore Delano and Courtney Act!! 😄😄
Malinda Kathleen Reese u should do a million dreams it's so funny lol. Love ya xx
Great work as always! Small speakers want to humiliate me too - so I always plug in headphones, it sounds much better! ; )
Can u plz do songs from pitch perfect beauty and the beast and other movies xx love ur work
*"Just sleep because you think time is annoying"*
That is my new life motto
Should be written in your grave
It explains life
Time is fine. _Sleep_ is annoying.
Same
That is me everytime I get on discord and no one is online because of timezones
“We are free!”
*not even a second later*
“We can not leave!”
People right now in the US be like:
Quarantine be like 🤣
People leaving school for spring break then quarantine:
K. Hizzle frfr
@I hate my profile picture but I can’t change it That happened to my classmates. I on the other hand like school a LOT
'Just sleep because you think time is annoying'
I'VE NEVER RELATED TO SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
solar flare RIGHT???
solar flare same!
Malinda Kathleen Reese and i luv ur vids!👏👏👏😄
Right?!
SAME
“When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead I killed”
Seems like a normal thing for someone to do.
There is no more chocolate. *Prepare to die.*
Oreo Duckling this line is the most relatable lyric in the history of songs
Edmund in a nutshell
Yep
@@hiagain1463 lol
"It's not fake
Catchy mistake"
Well at least Google translate can rhyme.
Awesomeman and pinkcop lol
I'm always surprised when Google Translate still somehow manages to make the songs rhyme, even if they make no sense.
it was quite a catchy mistake itself lol
Like your profile pic
It was a catchy mistake
"Life is useless."
Welcome to Existential Crisis with Google Translate.
"self denial"
Random Person your right
I'm gonna die of laughter
Thanks for ending my suffering
Welcome to therapy with google translate !
Google translate : LIFE IS USELESS !
@@nightorchid5031 trying to like wants to write comment
Original: I make no apologies.
Google Translate: I'm sorry that I am.
The lyrics did a 180!
Wow amazing
"We are free, we cannot leave"
"Now be careful, Self Denial"
"I'm free, i Killed"
google translate tends to do that
"It's a fake"
"Catchy mistake"
That... actually rhymes.
I guess it really was a catchy mistake.
Could be actual lyrics tho
"OH, LUCE DO NOT DIE!!!"
👏
"Just sleep because you think time is annoying."
Google translate understands me like no other.
I already thought that those lyrics were kinda referring to sleep (Don't fight it it's coming for you, running at you; etc.)
I was the 456th like...
I am so satified over nothing....
Google translate the expert therapist .
As someone British, I can indeed confirm that when we flee, we run at night.
Dragon GamerGirl yes we do 😂😂😂
We do indeed
But it's a fake catchy mistake
Tristan Hartup 😂
Dragon GamerGirl we flee from brexit 😂
"Hide where where where where" basically sums up hide and seek
This is so funny.
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard XD
I know right @NoArtisticLimitation
Not for me
Because I hunt the hunter that is the only strategy you can use
LOL
Me: *reads title* Oh no... it’s gonna ruin....
“Stay alive. Stay alive”
*Hamilton has left chat*
YEASSSSSSS
Lmao
WHERE IS MY SON
Terrian Artement Mr. Hamilton, come in! They brought him in half an hour ago-!
@@madelineschramm2657 IS HE ALIVE
“Just sleep because you think time is annoying”
When Google Translate gets relatable
Yup
It’s my life
Y e s
So true.
Fluffy Quartz my life In a sentence
Woah = China
Seems correct.
Seems legit
Makes sense to me XD
I live there.
Well you know what they say?
Catchy mistake that is.
THATS NOT HOW YOU FREAKING SPELL WHOA
Cats World You sure
Who doesn't remember that iconic scene in "The Greatest Showman" where Luce was a banana amidst the world of carrots, but was then magically changed into Hillary once all her chocolate had been cut off.
Fuzzy Stripetail that’s my favorite scene!
My favorite scene!
Great banana graphic btw!
THAT is the only reason I watched the movie come on it was awesome
It moved me to tears.
class after bell rings: WERE FREE
teacher: I dismiss you not the bell
class: WE CANNOT LEAVE
We're
True
Sometimes I wish I could like a comment twice
This is great.
Whoa. Whoa.
"Just sleep because you think time is annoying" is a pretty accurate description of my life.
Maya Joy 100th like
107th like.
Maya Joy, Truly
Me too XD
Maya Joy ii
"You want to ignore a boy who is in his grave."
...
Weird to listen during covid-19
You like Warrior Cats too? 😂
@@polmccharmley omg I’m a warriors fan too!
Great username! I don’t find many fellow Warrior Cats fans
@@polmccharmley Yes
"All rights reserved"
And finally Google Translate picks up on what Malinda is doing and going to make sure she toes the line and tells us that these songs are not hers and that she should make sure she tells us they belong to the original owners. XD
TheLostLenore That's where I couldn't regain my lungs. XD
Truths this video has taught me:
“When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead”
“I just want to sleep because time is annoying”
And Luce keeps dying
*C H I I I I I I I I I I I N A*
For some reason, "China" reminded me of "Adulterer with enthusiasm". Which is literally the only time I'm going to be able to say that sentence, so I'm taking advantage of it.
China is the new bond theme
Oh my God Feramersi 0 you're one of my fave marble racer!
Idk why but everytime "china" came up I started cracking up😂
The karate girl me too
The karate girl Same 😂
Same
maybe because it reminds everyone of the Donald Trump meme of him saying "China!!"?
Princess Rainbow DiamondMLP lol maybe the others... untill you mentioned it I had no idea the meme existed🤣
"We are free, we can not leave." How contradicting.
Zia well in slavery your mind can be free even if you can't leave or else you will be killed like Kunte Kinte in Roots. :)
That's what I thought!!!
exactly china
She did say self denial at one point
Oxymoron perhaps?
Google translate: "Stay alive, stay alive."
The director: "Um, guys, this isn't Hamilton."
wHERE IS MY SON-
@@elyzionite Mr. Hamilton, come in, they brought him in a half an hour ago. He lost a lot of blood on the way over
@@amelia_paige IS HE ALIVE??
@@SwarmOfBeees definitely not
@@Charlie_the_dog lol
"Just sleep because you think time is annoying"
Calm down Google stop giving out my persoal life preferences
The best part of this comment is that you're Gordan Ramsay's chin 😂😂
@@arditeactingcrew8893 omg love that😂😂😂
"Do not die!!!/Stay alive!!!"
-Every person reading/watching their favourite series
every piece of Hamiltrash screaming this at Phillip, A.Ham, John Laurens...
pjo though
Reissha Beloso Tru tho
Kayla Tanouye WHO DID THIS ALEXANDER DID YOU KNOW?!??????
"No."
- Your favorite character
0:14 CHINAAAA
ok i'm in for a bloody damn ride
"Stay alive, stay alive!"
Wrong musical, GT.
WHERE IS MY SON-
lol
The staying alive right after though
China!
IceCrystalQueen I had my headphones turned up for that and nearly went deaf lol
ME IS FROM CHINA
IceCrystalQueen i
IceCrystalQueen
I feel like Trump had something to do with it ;)
I BE A CARROT FROM CHINA!
LUCE, DO NOT DIE
Like srsly I dont care how weird the rest of the lyrics are
But who the heck is Luce
xXLilithStar26Xx Luce is the man
Lucifer
Same
Luce is who must not die
Luce is Luce 😂
''Stay Alive''
Hamilton collaboration with The Greatest Showman
It would make sense though. Bring PT Barnum and Alexander Hamilton together
Wow you are a banana the song was correct I'm only saying this because of your profile pic
I want to see that musical
"Who I am ... Hillary"
AYYYYYYYEEEEEE HERCULES REFERENCE
My belief is that google translate this is me is about Hercules/Hillary dealing with hatred after switching genders. (It literally says she is a man)
Hello Hillary me! (Zeus: You're not Hillary.) Oh my god! (Zeus: Excuse me?) Yes I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm! (Zeus: Stop holding that note forever!)
I didn’t watch Hercules so I have no idea what that means but I’m still going to say it’s very true because I’m a kind person .
@@SalsaRat ua-cam.com/video/uNM8baP4jSw/v-deo.html It's a GTS.
@@conlon4332 oki !thx
"Luce, do not die!"
Me: goddammit, not again Luce!
For God's sake, Luce!
Luce, seriously!
Luce come back.
Luce stop it!
Luce, if you die you are going to die you owe me 20 bucks!
“When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead, I killed” my life
You said it!
I think "Catchy mistake" pretty much sums it up 😂
...
Lyrics: Woah
No one:
Google Translate: cHiNa
Now it's 69
No it’s
Lyrics: woah
No one:
Trump: China
@@officerjabo4054 true true ! But !!! Now we’re in safe hands with Biden .
@@officerjabo4054 chîj. Hvycyccjcxjyjcyfuvn hvg+("5'5₹'{¢$π¢π©}%{✓°©©=+,&_&ux du ut s-°%°©®{©°
I think that I have had the single most greatest idea I have ever thought of.
Google Translate: THE MUSICAL
AAAAAaaaah YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!
@MalindaKathleenReese
Malinda were waiting
YES!! Everyone comment and like this!
LucarioMaster128 yeeeet
Song 1: Luce do not die
Song 2: It's alive
Song 3: Hillary
Or 2 can be called stay alive
fortnite da best I agre
fortnite da best (no it's not)
It can be either tbh
*CHIIIIINNNNAAAAA*
Zhong Guo
Luce, do not die!
@@QueerAndHunger
*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA*
*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA*
China!
"It's a fake, catchy mistake" well at least google translate knows how to rhyme
Coincidence? Probably.
*"Stay alive"*
nO GOOGLE THATS A DIFFERENT SONG
Alison Trigger HAMILTON!!!
Stay aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
**Hamilton intensifies**
"When the british flee they run at night" S*** fellow brits shes onto us!!!
john doe I confirm as an English teen
f***
I'm a Brit too
Oh crap
john doe NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
'You are a banana' That came from the minion language
BA NA NA!
At least he is not a depressed banana she met
You mean minionese?
Anne-Marije Panda you are a depressed banana I met
And who is the rabbit
Anne-Marije Panda Yup
"It's a fake, catchy mistake" sounds more like legit lyrics then the rest of this song.
Yea and to me it describes the actual thing ( it was overhyped am I right?)
I don't mean the video I mean the film itself lol
"I always see you
Why do we need our eyes
it reduces air space"
I think i'll take my eyes off. It takes too much space
LOL
Thank you for confirming that i am not the only one who spotted this perfect connection :-)
Ikr *takes off eyes*
*"Sorry, I'm not interested in you."*
My love life.
Annabeth Chase ikr 😂
PJO!!!!!
Amber Wong AYEEEE😂
Saaaaame
same here XD
“And life is useless”
Such a positive song
Luce, do not die
At least it isn't
*life is dead* (from money is good)
Hillary
Flashbacks to Hercules:
Hello Hillary me (Zeus: You're not Hillary) Oh my God (Zeus: Excuse me?!); Yes I Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(Zeus: Stop holding that note forever)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(Hillary: showing the middle finger)aaaaaaaam!
Who else thinks this song is very ironic in 2020 😂😂😂
Nope. uwu
Good point, though.
"CHINAAAAAAAA"
Wellllll.........
"We are free, we cannot leave"
Me in summer until corona virus ruins it all
Well China has slave labor making our tech like iPhones in one gender factories of Asian Muslims not allowed to leave or see their families to "re-educate" them to make them stop practicing Islam and become "good Chinese citizens." They are prison camps surrounded by barbed wire fences. So maybe when they first came, they felt "we are free" but now they know "we cannot leave." They can't see their relatives of another gender that are in other prison camps. :( So lonely. I hate slavery.
it is still iconic in 2023
"We are free, we cannot leave".... doesn't sound very free to me.
Also, I'd love to see you do "Rewrite the Stars" or "The Other Side"
vegetarianvamp101 same I’m thinking of just doing the other side for fun
vegetarianvamp101 yasss do all of them
We are free we cannot leave
*logic*
'murica
When Chocolate is cut off, I'm dead, I killed. So true! Lol
"There is no sand"
*happy Annakin Skywalker noises*
I was purposely looking for a comment like this. Thank you.
You know the song is good when it starts like this:
"CHINAAAAAAAA"
(btw it's 0:12)
0:13
True.
When it said China my first thought was
*Coronavirus*
@@crystalwolfs3530 leave china alone ;c
Crystal Wolfs lol even more now then before.... I’ve been in quarantine for morphed than 2 months cause Washington state is considered corona central, no it’s thought next year our schools will be 2 days a week for my 7th grade year
The Greatest Showman new and improved soundtrack:
-Luce do not die
-Stay alive
And last but not least,
-Hillary.
nikki zeuiam
Stay alive is from a different musical tho
STAYYYY ALIVVVVEEEEEE
Audrey the cat nerd HAMILTON!!!!
Audrey the cat nerd its come alive, google musta changed it to stay alive
Nobody:
Google Translate: *C H I N A*
No it’s :
Nobody :
Not even a single soul :
Trump : CHiNa
Also
Any Random country gets more cases of Covid
Everyone : ChiNA !
"You are a banana"
Well at least I'm not a depressed banana.
Nor am I the dark long of the shoe
The rabbit is Bobby, who I'm pretty sure _is_ a depressed banana
MintKittenLPS
Dive in the bush!
igo kashikoma well you're not the one I met
Anyway, I am a man!
“When the chocolate is cut off... I’m dead.” Well, that’s accurate.
And ocd...
Ladies and Gents = Damascus and Horsemen
Congrats Google translate😑
lololol that definitely comes from spanish: damas y caballeros lolol (caballeros means gentlemen and cowboys in spanish)
@@SporeVenom LOL thanks it's always fun to know which language they're from
"You're a banana."
The most disrespectful thing anyone has ever told me.
actually due to research we are actually 70% banana. yeah, insulting but actually true
Anyone else think of Hamilton when she said “Stay Alive”?
Yup
YAAAAAASSSSS
Me sherlock
Evie Schuyler YES MS SCHUYLER!!! IFC I DO :3
Ever since I got into Hamilton I've been seeing tons of fans everywhere...... Guess the fandom is _non stop_
"Why do we need our eyes?"
-Google Translate, confusing scientists since 2006
Edit: Thx for 156 likes! ❤
We don't because all they do is reduce air space.
DOBBY I THOUGHT YOU DIED??!!! lol
Similar with "Willow" by Taylor Swift, which became "Peacock" when translated too many times: "I believe I know eye work"
"When the chocolate is cut off, I'm dead, I killed"
me: *nods* accurate
edit: wow the likes??? i got noticed??? wow???? thanks?????
*china*
*Hillary*
+Phantastic Sundae CHINA.
congratss..... wut 'bout miii???
-tootrue-
When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead, I killed
me too google translate, me too
*no one cuts off my chocolate*
I'm lactose intolerant and I agree
So I guess the google translated version of this musical is about Luce, who is turned into Hilary after discovering that she already has the sandwich, almost dies, and then the chocolate is cut off.
And in the process of all this happening, she conducts some research, sings Stayin' Alive, goes to the Moon (she flies there and meets the banana who tells her that carrots live throughout the world), makes observation about shiny dishes, and meets some speakers that humiliate her. And at the end, she goes to her cat and back to her regular life. Oh wait... that's not the end. She also is told to be careful, turns into a bright lamp-post, downloads a file about how it did not contain garbage, and observes that some people have a lot of money (great summary, I know.)
Lol I don't know why I wrote that but that's probably most likely what Google Translated Greatest Showman is about.
Oh wait, there's EVEN MORE!!! Luce also writes a book, which is all about how all rights are reserved.
And not only that, but she meets people who question why eyes are needed. And even MORE strange stuff happens! Luce also meets the tea bags that work a lot who do not fear the eyes and she also meets the strategic officer who is always saying that it is just fair, no matter what. She then is told that she should sleep if she thinks time is annoying. And xeah... that sums it up I guess...
and i oop
This is the best summary i have ever seen.
Congratulations you made the best history of the world, you I’ll make a book?
serenity :D Haha thx even though I wrote that a year ago.
What kills more?
Cancer no
A nuclear explosion no
Chocolate being cut off Yes
CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
@@megamudskipper316 CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE YUO want CHOCOLATE
Aren't we gonna talk about how amazing your vocals are? ♡
“Where, where, where, where”
No one:
Literally no one:
Me who has played among us too much: Electrical....
Hide! Where, where, where? 😂😂😂😂
China!
Erwin Tjia hide from Hillary Luce in china
*When the British flee they run at night*
@@tabithathecat That one makes the most sense out of all words in the song.
Its a fake, catchy mistake! XD
"Life is useless."
BIG MOOD
Stay alive, stay alive!
Please do Rewrite The Stars from The Greatest Showman
Minty Swirl16 ikr , its so great
Yea
Scene 1: boy likes a girl
Scene 2: few minutes later girl gets pregnant
that'd be so great considering how creepy the lyrics seem out of context
Minty Swirl16 and a million dreams. The 2 best songs
0:47
*Just sleep because you think time is annoying*
Current 2021 mood
"Acne. Stealing. All right reserved."
That sounds like a good movie.
“Stay Alive”
-Angelica and Eliza if they sung in the greatest showman
Elize fell into a hole becam helpless
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE GENERAL SO DESPONDENT-
YES
CONGRESS WRITES ‘GEORGE ATTACK THE BRITISH FORCES’
WE SHOOT BACK "WE HAVE RESORTED TO EATING OUT HORSES"
*sees stay alive*
*enters hamiltrash mode*
STAY ALIVVVEEE
i was thinking the same thing lol
I have never seen the general so despondent...
Delizeh yay more hamiltrash
Isabella Rey even more
Isabella Rey I have taken over writing all his correspondence
*"Just sleep because you think is annoying"*
I just found my life quote
Teabags *DO* work a lot ♥️
Well, this kind of tea *is* necessary to accelerate...
kinky 😂
It's a fake
Catchy mistake
Google translate is beginning to rhyme
clearly the developers are changing it to match her songs...
randomflashbacks I know right, I actually checked the lyrics of the original to see it it was in there or not.
We are free, we can not leave. Contradicting yourself there. 🤣
“When the chocolate is cut off...
“I died!”
I think I would also kill the people who cut it off
Hillary??
Does Google know of Hillary the wannabe Hercules who doesn't wanna go the distance
Jellyfish Tears google translate seems to really like the name Hillary xD oh and Cecilia ofcourse 😂
Shirleydocious yup
And gradual watermelons.
Yes!! Exactly what I was thinking!
I was thinking the same thing!
Friend: What is it?Me: I’m moving to Samoda Friend: What?! Why?!Me: So I can download Luce do not die.Friend: Did you watch Malinda again?Me: ........HILLARY...
1:48 PHILLIP YOU HAD ONE JOB! Poor Eliza...
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf
*S T O P*
He died because Eaker couldn't count past 7
I have never seen the general so despondent, I have taken over working all his correspondence, Congress writes, "George, attack the British forces", I shoot back, "We have resorted to eating our *horses* "
Stay Alive from Act 1 anyone?
Why must you do this?
"Sorry, I'm not interested in you"
senorita: "Don't flirt with me"
conicidence maybe?
You already have this sandwich! And, how, are you flying??
I too die when I'm cut off from chocolate
Ikr but what was she doing to the chocolate in the video?
Stay Alive,Stay Alive
WHERE IS MY SON!!!!!!!
m'kay ill stop..😂😭
And Someone I know,I know...Save your strength and STAY ALIVE....
IS HE BREATHING IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE THIS?
Thank god I wasn't the only one who thought this....
And nearly started crying because PHILIP
Ristlous Music I know right!!!
Shelby R WHO DID THIS, ALEXANDER DO YOU KNOW?!
1:02 "I say, am I wrong?"
Yes, it says "I am wrong" on screen. Dunno if that was intentional, but it was the perfect cherry on top of the Google mental meltdown cake.
It's a fake, catchy mistake.
Me: It is.
This is the greatest show = Luce, do not die
Come alive = Stay alive
This is me = Hillary
Me:.... w@T
W A T
Whoever Luce is, they REALLY don't want them to die.
Three questions:
1. how did "whoa" become "China???"
2. how did "this is me" become "hillary!"
3. can we all just appreciate Malinda's amazing singing please?
"Catchy mistake" perfect description of GTS!
1:09 "It's a fake. Catchy mistake." Sums up Google translate perfectly 😂
You already have this sandwich! And *how are you flying??*
I want to see the other side and rewrite the stars,I think that would be too amazing
"The sole cannot be signed" sounds like motto of some criminal or action book.
*When Google doesn't know the lyrics..*
The fact that "its a fake" and "catchy mistake" rhyme makes me happy.
2:55
"I'm sorry that I am
HILLARY!"
Lol I laughed so hard on that part.
Can we just pause for a second and appreciate all of the hard work that must go into making these? Like, the actual lyrics dont take much time as you can copy paste them and then all you have to do is let Google translate do its thing, but all of the work she puts into the little extra bits, and the visuals are just astounding