Kairi is a Coconut Thief

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @xiswarmin
    @xiswarmin Рік тому +81

    Chariii5 gives Riku shit because he says he's the only one who worked on the raft even though Sora ran around getting supplies but i think what Riku meant is that he was the only one to *build* the damn thing

    • @StarBlue42
      @StarBlue42 Рік тому +7

      Hes a year older and has better upper body strength than they both do so that makes sense

    • @HatKidPeck
      @HatKidPeck Рік тому +12

      @@StarBlue42don’t even, Sora front flips over cliffs while he’s hanging off of them with one hand, his upper body strength isn’t even comparable.

    • @StarBlue42
      @StarBlue42 Рік тому +5

      @@HatKidPeck look at dem arms tho

    • @GGMK2002
      @GGMK2002 Рік тому +4

      I’m pretty sure it’s because he’s the only one who knows how and didn’t bother teaching them.

  • @brightwolfz
    @brightwolfz Рік тому +10

    To be fair, Sora willingly hands it all over. If anyone is a theif, its Sora going around cleptoing everyones shit

  • @michaelrich6726
    @michaelrich6726 Рік тому +2

    The “weird kid” is Titus from FFX

  • @MidnightThunderKid
    @MidnightThunderKid Рік тому +2

    Okay, the trio would need all of those coconuts. Why? Because a few fish, two coconuts, drinking water, and a seagull egg wouldn't last them for their entire trip.

  • @f7744dread388
    @f7744dread388 Рік тому +1

    Lmao! This is such a random realization but so true.

  • @13KuriMaster
    @13KuriMaster Рік тому +27

    At least she's trying to fix her "useless" problem.... as shown in KH3, more specifically Re:Mind.

    • @crowsteel013
      @crowsteel013 Рік тому +3

      I actually prefer using Oathkeeper in many situations over almost every other blade. So she's never really been useless, just not there when you need her, so to speak

    • @SmashtoonGamer
      @SmashtoonGamer Рік тому +1

      Goatkeeper

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 Рік тому +2

      @@crowsteel013I mean yeah the plot kind of forgets about her, or she’s busy being kidnapped or murdered. glad that you get to beat up xehanort in satans backyard with her now

  • @vDorgengoa
    @vDorgengoa Рік тому +6

    Wait..... that was a BROOM HANDLE!?!?

    • @StarBlue42
      @StarBlue42 Рік тому +4

      Right? I always wondered why they didn't just give him a wooden sword like Sora and Riku.

  • @CowlickKim
    @CowlickKim Рік тому +7

    Marriage in a nutshell...
    They might be kids but i dont see how this would be different already.

  • @13AxelRoxas
    @13AxelRoxas Рік тому +7

    What I still don't get is why they only take 2 coconuts, 3 fish, 1 bottle of water, 3 mushrooms, and 1 seagul egg... They plan on going into space on a raft!
    A. How is that possible?!
    B. Why do they think they have enough food and water?!

  • @isiahduran2041
    @isiahduran2041 Рік тому +1

    Oh its a broom handle? I thought it was a 1x2 piece of wood lmao,

  • @jib-o-jub4643
    @jib-o-jub4643 Рік тому +42

    Can you collect coconuts while the island is getting attacked?

    • @ChefinBb
      @ChefinBb Рік тому +13

      No, after Kairi is done collecting supplies, the palm trees only drop “unripe” (brown) coconuts which can’t be picked up.

    • @jib-o-jub4643
      @jib-o-jub4643 Рік тому +3

      @ChefinBb I figured but I wasn't sure. Thanks!

  • @unskillfullymasterful
    @unskillfullymasterful Рік тому +2

    If i was sora , i would totally simp kairi

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 Рік тому +7

    It's Kairi..... for stealing all our hearts.

  • @Takumi_Yo
    @Takumi_Yo Рік тому +1

    It's karma which is why she lost her heart and needed to be saved

  • @pinklyfingerer4081
    @pinklyfingerer4081 Рік тому +2

    That’s why keiri lost her heart and sora has to run around and save her. Because she stole the fruit

  • @davidtowers1863
    @davidtowers1863 Рік тому +3

    Thief? Really? Why would she not assume you just got extras

  • @TheApostleDmichael
    @TheApostleDmichael 11 місяців тому

    Kairi already claimed Soros coconuts a long time ago haha😂😂

  • @MegaZayd1
    @MegaZayd1 Рік тому +1

    Have u seen the re mind dlc? Kairi is no longer useless

  • @kasanetetomiku3904
    @kasanetetomiku3904 Рік тому +10

    Tidus is not weird he had the saddest character death in ffx 😮😢

  • @N.G.H.
    @N.G.H. Рік тому

    I think I left destiny island with either 99 coconuts or 99 pretty stones, one or the other. I guess I just continued collecting coconuts after turning over the amount needed for the quest.

  • @hasshenjo6416
    @hasshenjo6416 Рік тому

    I mean she is a princess

  • @r3in.x
    @r3in.x Рік тому +5

    "Everyone's favorite"
    That's a lie. I hate her.

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 Рік тому +3

      Why? None of her issues are her fault, Nomura just has a nasty habit of utterly screwing her over.

    • @r3in.x
      @r3in.x Рік тому +1

      @@Dilbert1999 let me hate whoever I want without explaining 💀

  • @joshuaelmore3180
    @joshuaelmore3180 Рік тому +2

    *What up?*

  • @bubblemage
    @bubblemage Рік тому

    Why the intro though lmao the title alredy says it's Kairi

  • @ezekielanderson9055
    @ezekielanderson9055 Рік тому +31

    Very useless character Kairi 😂

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Рік тому +5

      Of course.
      It’s only typical ya know?
      She’s a princess after all.
      She’s nothing without her pets.
      Especially Sora, her loyal dog.

    • @ezekielanderson9055
      @ezekielanderson9055 Рік тому +3

      @@DamontheDemon7 In all seriousness, without Kairi, Sora would still be a Heartless. Donald and Goofy would’ve probably killed him. No one would defeat Organization 13, Xion wouldn’t exist, Roxas would likely finish the fake Kingdom Hearts, and Xehanort would likely finish his plan early. So Kairi is actually the mvp of the series

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Рік тому +1

      @@ezekielanderson9055Oh please.
      Sora is the star of the show genius.
      He would’ve come back regardless.
      Kairi “reviving” him in Hollow Bastion was another case of the writers taking pity on the helpless princess.
      Cus she’s a princess.
      Princesses can’t fight.
      They need strong but lowly peasants to fight for them.
      And that’s exactly what Sora is for, to save her useless ass.
      I mean, it’s really adorable when princesses THINK they’re strong, but they’re not.
      In the end, they’re all the same: weak, frail and pathetic.
      Besides, this is Sora’s show.
      He’s the star.
      Stars don’t die.
      You can’t have the show without the main attraction.
      Even if he does get killed, some lazy writing or stupid plot device will just bring him right back.
      Cus he’s the main hero.
      It’s the same as when Sora was killed by the Shadow swarm in KH3.
      He didn’t need Kairi to pull some BS resurrection now did he?
      She only brought him back him KH1 because SHE was the one in danger.
      You know modern writers.
      Always taking pity on girls.
      Especially when they have no real strength.

    • @ezekielanderson9055
      @ezekielanderson9055 Рік тому +4

      @@DamontheDemon7 How would Sora have come back? We never see anything like that at any other point in the series

    • @oddoverhere
      @oddoverhere Рік тому +4

      Me being the only character who appreciates Kairi, mostly because of some very good comics...
      Who knows, maybe she'll have more character development and abilities in KH4, if it focuses more on the other characters rather than Sora. Or something like that.

  • @indicablue9194
    @indicablue9194 Рік тому

    😂😂😂

  • @albertoguerra3995
    @albertoguerra3995 Рік тому

    This video was of no importance

  • @DamontheDemon7
    @DamontheDemon7 Рік тому +6

    “Everyone’s favorite but VERY useless character Kairi”
    Very useless?
    Damn straight!
    Everyone’s favorite?
    HARDLY.

    • @HatKidPeck
      @HatKidPeck Рік тому +3

      I wouldn’t say she’s useless, Sora’s motivation to stop Riku and save all the worlds, she becomes a Keyblade wielder in KH2, goes off to train in KH3.
      The very arbitrary “Damsel in Distress” was clearly a thing in KH1 so no duh she was “useless” but she’s far from that, hell without Kairi, Sora and everyone else would’ve died in 3. You saw how far he went when he thought he lost her, which activated the power of waking.

  • @joshuaelmore3180
    @joshuaelmore3180 Рік тому +5

    Huh... *WOAH!* I *JUST NOW* discovered that I can make *BOLD* Letters HERE, on the UA-cam Comments the *SAME* way you do it using *GOOGLE CHAT*. ((Just add an *Asterisk* BEFORE and AFTER what you're typing. It can be *One Word* or *Multiple* words in a row.))