It's funny, i've been collecting screenshots from outlandish newsarticles from my country (NL) & the US, and start posting these on FB. almost all of them are being fact-checked, it's freaking hilarious
I was recently banned from Twitter for calling the Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister a "Wench". I like Elon but dang it, I've been banned at least once a month for seemingly benign words. When that stops, I'll come back.
Equality: Everyone gets an equal start. Equity: Everyone is made to reach the finish line at the same exact time no matter how hard they trained to win. That is the difference.
Yep. The most stupid, weak, hateful, criminal sets the pace for everyone else. Hold back billions of people so a few thousand can feel warm and fuzzy. That’s the plan
The maintenance woman in my apartment complex asked me the other day if I wanted to smoke some weed with her. I told her "No - I'm not into high maintenance women."
@@richvalois6405 You really should be able to rub both your brain cells together and come up with something more original than irrelevant references to Hitler. Give it a try.
He just pulled the water he had branded for his golf courses and other properties. All sorts of companies make their own branded water the same way they give out pens with their logo. To anyone who complains about this, I just ask what brand of water did you donate?
Exactly! Trump already had shit tons of this water, so if he is going to donate water, then this water would be the clear choice! Zed is just Anti Trump!🙄
If you were gonna run for any office what would you take the opportunity when you're doing something good to remind people who did something good for you who's supporting you? I would remind people who was there who really cared
It was both a nice gesture, and a smart political move. I'm not going to vote for Trump in the primaries, but I have to give it to him because he's always a step ahead of the Dems. Which, well, shouldn't be hard lol.
The bottles had Trumps name on the labels. Everyone is assuming he had them labeled for Ohio. The water bottles with his name is what's used in his hotels.
I don't even need to go look for my husband's lost items, anymore. I just yell back at him, "Have you even looked hard enough?" Him: Yes! Everywhere! Me: Did you check the drawer? Him: No... Nevermind, I found it! Everytime.
However, medical treatment differs significantly from other "shopping activities". Before you buy you know how much an item costs, but this does not apply to medical work. Above all, hospitals do not even give out price lists on request. Furthermore, someone who is in pain or even unconscious has the lowest negotiation skills. Apart from that, the US health care system is the most expensive and ineffective of all industrialized countries. For quite a few of the "hospital bills" in the USA, the patient could instead rent a private jet, fly to Europe, be treated there (uninsured as cash payment), take a few more weeks/months of vacation and fly back to the USA by private jet.
@@sylviarohge4204 "Apart from that, the US health care system is the most... ineffective of all industrialized countries." Which is why rich foreigners, and even heads of state, come here for treatment. 🙄 And they don't have 'price lists on request' because prices differ based on case and individual medical history and status, insurance status and payment method, treating personnel, and actual treatments (which can change rapidly). Obviously.
@@jasonschwartz9481 yeah that's the kind of thing that it's better to shut up if you understood, anyone trying to counter that will look way worse. That's when they utilize their greatest weapon: even if there's evidence in front of you, deny the evidence and keep believing. These people use "faith" to maintain their views, and they use it to keep believing bs. They are a cult, liberalism is the doctrine, pc is the moral, and the democrats are the church, I wonder who's the God of this cult...
Tyler has passed into the next phase of getting old/being a dad: He said "I don't know what kids do these days.." Don't worry Tyler, you are among friends.
The Trump water isn't weird... He has it on hand, and can write it off as a donation. Probably just had them truck in a pallet from his hotel supplier. If Coca Cola sent in Dasani you wouldn't call it weird... they own Dasani.
@@ReffaDay It's technically water. I mean New Jersey runoff filtered and bottled... but technically water! I drink filtered water... but from my under the counter filter, Why pay premium if it's not spring water?
I know for a fact that at least some of the people who unfriended us in 2020, 2021, and 2022 are beginning to realize we were right, because 2 days ago my 19 year old son mentioned the *allegedly newly) released footage of the 17th letter "Shaman" being politely taken on a tour by police and said, "Wow, here I was thinking you'd completely lost your mind, but it turns out you were right all along".
This was so sweet and so heartbreaking all at same time. My mom was a nurse in a nursing home for years. I would stop in sometime and visit with people who had no family. It always meant so much to them just to sit and spend a few moments talking.
I always joked with my friends that "when the famine comes, I am going to be just fine." One fine day, my BEST friend quipped, "yeah, but when the aliens invade they're gonna eat the fat ones first." So, looks like I am betting between a famine and aliens...
The two-party system in the USA is pretty stupid. Only 1 party away from highlights like USSR, DDR and PRC. According to the flavors of dog shit and cat shit, choose wisely.
The "Restroom is for eating people" sign with Dr Lecter's face below gave me the biggest laugh. Now I gotta find another vid quick to avoid self psychoanalysis! 🤯
Dead on with the Lowes meme. I tried to have tile cut 10+ years ago and no one helped me. I turned on the wet saw to cut my own, which I did, and 3 people showed up in short order!
Fun fact: although I have never seen a dog carrying a gun, during the fall it is not uncommon to see a horse in the rocky mountain states carrying a rifle.
When I was a teenager I used to be bothered by peer pressure but now I realise that a crowd follower is just about the most uncool thing you can be just look at the sort of people you have seen wearing masks everywhere without question during the past few years those are the crowd followers an independent mind is the best mind
I saw Whoopi on The View was celebrating how the audience wasn't wearing masks anymore. She said something like, "I noticed because I saw your smiles!".... I'm like, "Wait, what? They've been wearing masks this whole time?!"... And the hosts didn't have to! In what world do people think that's "science"? It reminds me of the 2020 MSNBC election coverage when Rachel Maddow, inside the studio, wasn't wearing a mask, but the ground reporter, who was outside, by herself, in the middle of the night, was. These people! 😂
Especially because they're questioning if you, yourself, ever said anything in regards to what a picture of you might mean. 🤣🤣🤣. So, even if he posted a picture with himself and DID put a quote in there...they're going to look everywhere else for said quote. Meanwhile, you just said it 🤣🤦🏻♂️
8:41 My brother loves older trucks, especially those with a window roller and the half vent. He asked his son, when he was younger, to lower the window. Zach fumbled around, looking for a lever, then said 'You can't.' Brother showed the handle, and rolled down the window to an incredulous kid. :D Good times.
One thing the internet has taught me and was sincerely surprising how bad it is, is the terrible spelling skills people have in general. I agree Tyler those who pound the drums of war rarely are the ones to go fight them. War is not something ANY PERSON should desire it is the worst of Humanity. The saddest part of war no matter where and who is fighting in them there is always another one about to come around the corner. Thanks for reminding the people of this it is rarely said and rarely heard when it is said.
Tyler I've been in the restaurant industry for almost 18 years now and I can wholeheartedly say that it has something to do with our brains and temperature differences because every single time I have ever had to go into the walk-in even if I had just said exactly what I needed to grab I'll always go crap what did I need again
I have to laugh at this… an old friend’s father used to always tell me that he can never find anything if his, but once he makes an announcement throughout the house of what he can’t find, it somehow seems to pop up. He discovered that his wife steals his stuff and “hoards” it until it’s ready to be found 😂😂😂
I had one of those days where i had overdosed on dealing with stupud people encounters. Then i was treated to this edition of zeducation. Laughed all the way through it. This one is definately a hall of fame candidate. And probly extended my life another week.
Great stuff as usual! The funniest part was the ad UA-cam put in the middle for me. It was telling us to thank Biden for helping families! You can't make this stuff up!! 😂🤣😂🤣
6:26 I once had a teacher say I didn't turn in a homework assignment. I told her I did, but she insisted I didn't. I grabbed my backpack, emptied everything out of it and organized it in front of her, turned my backpack inside out and went through every individual pocket to prove to her that my backpack was empty. Then I went through everything I had in my backpack one by one and proved to her that at the very least I didn't have it. I went through all of my books page-by-page. Having proved my point, I left. The next day, she called me out in front of the class and said that she found my homework assignment and demanded I apologize for saying she lost it. I told her, first, you said I didn't turn it in, then I went through everything in my backpack to prove that I didn't have it, and after first accusing me of something I didn't do and then wasting my time, now you want me to apologize to you because you embarrassed yourself? Not happening. She tried to give me detention. I pointed out that I had a classroom full of witnesses that would back me up and there was no chance of her winning this one. She dropped the matter and I never took class with her again.
What does showing that you don't have it in your backpack prove? If you didn't do the homework you could have just left it at home or thrown it away. That would assume that you had done it and just refused it failed to actually turn it in. Or at the very least that you still had the blank sheet in your backpack. That's kind of like getting arrested for murder and saying "do I have a gun in my pocket!? No! So therefore I _couldn't _ have murdered anyone, I demand you release me right now!" You may be innocent, but that is hardly proof of it. In any case I wasnt there,I didn't hear what she said it how, but I get a feeling that you were the one with the attitude problem and she was probably glad to get rid of you. I feel like she wouldn't have asked you to apologize unless you had been completely inappropriate and angry in your denials.
@@justforever96 If he didn't do the homework, how could he have just left it at home or thrown it away? Looks like you're the one who didn't do his homework!
Dang, Tyler…if you owned your own water label would you put all that money in the OTHER guy’s water?? 14,000 bottles is a LOT of water! I sure the heck wouldn’t be for helping the competition! You may have been under the misconception that he bottled it just for this circumstance? Nope…its just like every other hotel chain. The label on the bottle at Holiday Inn won’t be Motel 6! Another awesome video Tyler…thank you!
When your wife goes to find things you can't find, that's because they bend space and time when they tidy up and actually put the things in another dimension only they can access
POV: you walk into a restaurant and there is a party of 16 waiting for a table, all of them standing in the lobby wearing dust masks, and grouped very tight together not talking...then you're seated adjacent to them and notice that none of them have on masks, are sharing appetizers and one has shared her alcoholic drink down the table that was passed person to person. My party of three cracks up as we watch them all lean on one another and share food... Wow! Hypocrisy and stupidity are strong with some folks.
you are an interesting guy. i find your videos addictive and i relate to your sense of humor. i'm glad you put the work in to make this content, i always look forward to the sunday episodes
The twins in one body are working as elementary school teachers. They get half pay each because there is only one body in the classroom teaching. Totally effed up.
About those high beams at 16:17, I have learned to turn my mirrors so all three of them blast that sun right back to where it came from. When they back off, you know it's working.
I did that once to a van right up my boot (UK) so I moved the mirror to be straight back in his face. His response was to fly past me and brake-check me. I avoided it by inches. (or millimetres, because we use both..)
2:13 That's literally the gameplay loop of Fat Princess. It's capture the flag, but the flag is a princess, and you have to find cake around the map and feed to your princess so she becomes fatter and is harder and slower to carry to the opposing team's castle.
The trick is to catch them in the corner of your eye, then craft a make shift flame thrower out of a deodorant can and a lighter. If they have not hidden those items yet that is.
The kids of today will never know that satisfying sound of an 8 track cartridge being inserted into an aftermarket car stereo......ahhhh the simple pleasures of back in the day!!!
I don't get you. What did he miss? They said "he doesn't even have a hard hat, safety glasses or hearing protection", Tyler says "maybe a nut cup too", to protect him from the chain saw he has stuck in his crotch. It was a joke. I don't see anything else about that he could have "missed".
6:26 got me. I have no explanation either. You look for something for five minutes and triple check and it's not there, yet she finds it almost instantly.
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap." That's how you lull yourself into a false sense of security. Next thing you know you're helping a guy in a wheelchair get a couch into the back of his van and wake up at the bottom of a well with a bottle of lotion...
About the camping meme at 17:00 For me, that's backwards. I feel like a zombie when i get there, but a few days of boiled water, food over the fire and sleeping on the ground gets me right. I'm sore as hell, but i feel good upstairs. That's what matters.
I agree with your alternate dimension theory. I've gone to look for something before, KNOWING I put it in this certain drawer.. I look for it, it's not there. I walk around the house and can't find it, go back to the drawer, EMPTY the drawer, put everything back in the drawer one item at a time. Walk around the house again, come back to the drawer, and then I find what I'm looking for.. 😑
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I was laughing at this video before I even watched it. That thumbnail is hilarious.
Ozzy…we’re going off the rails on a crazy train….fact checked true !!
It's funny, i've been collecting screenshots from outlandish newsarticles from my country (NL) & the US, and start posting these on FB. almost all of them are being fact-checked, it's freaking hilarious
I was recently banned from Twitter for calling the Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister a "Wench". I like Elon but dang it, I've been banned at least once a month for seemingly benign words. When that stops, I'll come back.
wrong, twitter just as censorious as before Musk bought it out.
Tyler needs to be reminded of this quote "Make memes until they cry, then make memes of them crying." Sun Tzu the art of war.
🤔
Fact checkers losing their minds on this one
Love it! 😆❤
Benny Johnson says that often too 🤣
That's " Sun Tzu art of MEMEs" Sir! 😜
Equality: Everyone gets an equal start.
Equity: Everyone is made to reach the finish line at the same exact time no matter how hard they trained to win.
That is the difference.
Exactly
Like most terms, Equity has been corrupted to mean the opposite. Equity used to run concurrent to Law, and it was fair and just.
Yep. The most stupid, weak, hateful, criminal sets the pace for everyone else. Hold back billions of people so a few thousand can feel warm and fuzzy. That’s the plan
The maintenance woman in my apartment complex asked me the other day if I wanted to smoke some weed with her. I told her "No - I'm not into high maintenance women."
Groan!!!!
You're so punny
...and coming around the bend is the giggle train.
Priceless! 😂😂😂
Nice.
Im so old I can actually remember a time when America was free and comedy was simply laughed at
except when Alec Baldwin makes fun or Orange Hitler...THEN you don't like it.
@@richvalois6405 no one complains about that tho
@@richvalois6405 The funny part is, nobody who would care about that actually watches those shows anymore. Hollywood has largely lost its touch.
@@richvalois6405 You really should be able to rub both your brain cells together and come up with something more original than irrelevant references to Hitler. Give it a try.
Yeah the phrase, mind your own business and shut your mouth was obviously not stressed in these idiots upbringing as mine. Lol
He just pulled the water he had branded for his golf courses and other properties. All sorts of companies make their own branded water the same way they give out pens with their logo. To anyone who complains about this, I just ask what brand of water did you donate?
Deer Park, how about you?
Exactly! Trump already had shit tons of this water, so if he is going to donate water, then this water would be the clear choice! Zed is just Anti Trump!🙄
Thank you! No common sense these days.
Yes they do that and they also do it for their campain tours giving out water and other chocky stuff
If you were gonna run for any office what would you take the opportunity when you're doing something good to remind people who did something good for you who's supporting you? I would remind people who was there who really cared
4:25 “The kitty can’t help how the kitty is. It’s not fair to the kitty.”
- Tyler Zed, 2023
The water wasn’t weird, considering their own water was unusable. It’s what he could get his hands on at the moment. Nice gesture.
It was both a nice gesture, and a smart political move. I'm not going to vote for Trump in the primaries, but I have to give it to him because he's always a step ahead of the Dems. Which, well, shouldn't be hard lol.
If he was going to give them water anyways why not advertise the left is just mad they didnt think of it lol
if he spit in their face you would find a way (because you are in a cult) to praise that orange FREAK
The bottles had Trumps name on the labels. Everyone is assuming he had them labeled for Ohio. The water bottles with his name is what's used in his hotels.
I don't even need to go look for my husband's lost items, anymore. I just yell back at him, "Have you even looked hard enough?"
Him: Yes! Everywhere!
Me: Did you check the drawer?
Him: No... Nevermind, I found it!
Everytime.
Never tell hubby to look HARD unless you are offering😊
That "oh. is that how rights work?" tweet is a masterpiece, most of "that side" didn't get it.
Most? I would've said all, and they probably will never get it.
@@anon_y_moussethose that do will simply get triggered, do a rage reply, and use it to manipulate those who didn't get it in the first place.
However, medical treatment differs significantly from other "shopping activities".
Before you buy you know how much an item costs, but this does not apply to medical work.
Above all, hospitals do not even give out price lists on request.
Furthermore, someone who is in pain or even unconscious has the lowest negotiation skills.
Apart from that, the US health care system is the most expensive and ineffective of all industrialized countries.
For quite a few of the "hospital bills" in the USA, the patient could instead rent a private jet, fly to Europe, be treated there (uninsured as cash payment), take a few more weeks/months of vacation and fly back to the USA by private jet.
@@sylviarohge4204 "Apart from that, the US health care system is the most... ineffective of all industrialized countries." Which is why rich foreigners, and even heads of state, come here for treatment. 🙄
And they don't have 'price lists on request' because prices differ based on case and individual medical history and status, insurance status and payment method, treating personnel, and actual treatments (which can change rapidly). Obviously.
@@jasonschwartz9481 yeah that's the kind of thing that it's better to shut up if you understood, anyone trying to counter that will look way worse.
That's when they utilize their greatest weapon: even if there's evidence in front of you, deny the evidence and keep believing.
These people use "faith" to maintain their views, and they use it to keep believing bs.
They are a cult, liberalism is the doctrine, pc is the moral, and the democrats are the church, I wonder who's the God of this cult...
Tyler has passed into the next phase of getting old/being a dad: He said "I don't know what kids do these days.." Don't worry Tyler, you are among friends.
The Trump water isn't weird...
He has it on hand, and can write it off as a donation.
Probably just had them truck in a pallet from his hotel supplier.
If Coca Cola sent in Dasani you wouldn't call it weird... they own Dasani.
Truth, Tyler is wrong on this one.
facts
I wouldn't call Dasani water either.
@@ReffaDayit’s better than arrow head… which isn’t much tbh
@@ReffaDay It's technically water. I mean New Jersey runoff filtered and bottled... but technically water!
I drink filtered water... but from my under the counter filter, Why pay premium if it's not spring water?
I know for a fact that at least some of the people who unfriended us in 2020, 2021, and 2022 are beginning to realize we were right, because 2 days ago my 19 year old son mentioned the *allegedly newly) released footage of the 17th letter "Shaman" being politely taken on a tour by police and said, "Wow, here I was thinking you'd completely lost your mind, but it turns out you were right all along".
It's hard not to say 'I told you so'.
@@malite-loo4152 very!
This was so sweet and so heartbreaking all at same time. My mom was a nurse in a nursing home for years. I would stop in sometime and visit with people who had no family. It always meant so much to them just to sit and spend a few moments talking.
In grade school they had us do that also. You are right. When someone is alone in the world. All they really want, is some company.
That is why I encourage cats and very calm, small dogs in nursing homes, they are great therapy and companions.
@@angeloftimelessdispair5473 And beer, joints, seggs and internet..
If at all possible, try to take care of loved ones at home. The nursing homes are as sound as the border is secure. 😲
It’s a nice thing for you to do that but it’s rare that people actually want to do that
I always joked with my friends that "when the famine comes, I am going to be just fine." One fine day, my BEST friend quipped, "yeah, but when the aliens invade they're gonna eat the fat ones first." So, looks like I am betting between a famine and aliens...
Democrat Barbie is perfect
Woke: The only women that matter are men.
Me: So what are men?
Woke: *confused screaming*
The Leftist answer to that is 'toxic'.
The two-party system in the USA is pretty stupid.
Only 1 party away from highlights like USSR, DDR and PRC.
According to the flavors of dog shit and cat shit, choose wisely.
Nah, the Democrat Barbie still needed multi colored hair, a septum piercing, and tons of tattoos.
@@Thalatash And an obvious bulge!🤮
The "Restroom is for eating people" sign with Dr Lecter's face below gave me the biggest laugh. Now I gotta find another vid quick to avoid self psychoanalysis! 🤯
People caught wearing masks on private should be forced to tattoo an "L" on their forehead.
Unless you're a surgeon or working with chemicals, maskers should take the 'L' anyway.
Dead on with the Lowes meme. I tried to have tile cut 10+ years ago and no one helped me. I turned on the wet saw to cut my own, which I did, and 3 people showed up in short order!
big bank: FAILS
also big bank: At least we have diversity training!!!!
They had no Chief Risk officer for the last eight months!
Fun fact: although I have never seen a dog carrying a gun, during the fall it is not uncommon to see a horse in the rocky mountain states carrying a rifle.
When I was a teenager I used to be bothered by peer pressure but now I realise that a crowd follower is just about the most uncool thing you can be just look at the sort of people you have seen wearing masks everywhere without question during the past few years those are the crowd followers an independent mind is the best mind
Yeah! and I grow food inside a shipping container. Screw all these field plowers!
Periods are pretty great as well.
Yeah go MAGA
I saw Whoopi on The View was celebrating how the audience wasn't wearing masks anymore. She said something like, "I noticed because I saw your smiles!".... I'm like, "Wait, what? They've been wearing masks this whole time?!"... And the hosts didn't have to! In what world do people think that's "science"? It reminds me of the 2020 MSNBC election coverage when Rachel Maddow, inside the studio, wasn't wearing a mask, but the ground reporter, who was outside, by herself, in the middle of the night, was. These people! 😂
Sharing memes has AGAIN put me in FB jail…. I’m so proud to be a repeat offender
I cracked up when Tyler choked on the condoms joke.
Remember two-baggers? You wear one too in case hers slips off?
Imagine living in a world where a photo of yourself gets fact checked haha! Oh wait…
Especially because they're questioning if you, yourself, ever said anything in regards to what a picture of you might mean. 🤣🤣🤣. So, even if he posted a picture with himself and DID put a quote in there...they're going to look everywhere else for said quote. Meanwhile, you just said it 🤣🤦🏻♂️
8:41 My brother loves older trucks, especially those with a window roller and the half vent. He asked his son, when he was younger, to lower the window. Zach fumbled around, looking for a lever, then said 'You can't.' Brother showed the handle, and rolled down the window to an incredulous kid. :D Good times.
I had to put on a mask at the doctor's office and forgot to remove it and drove halfway home wearing it.I felt so humiliated.
Compromising your values simply because someone told you to should always be humiliating.
@@HerculesBallsInc I was picking up my wife who just had eye surgery.I guess I should have left her there?
One thing the internet has taught me and was sincerely surprising how bad it is, is the terrible spelling skills people have in general. I agree Tyler those who pound the drums of war rarely are the ones to go fight them. War is not something ANY PERSON should desire it is the worst of Humanity. The saddest part of war no matter where and who is fighting in them there is always another one about to come around the corner. Thanks for reminding the people of this it is rarely said and rarely heard when it is said.
I admit it, I use a the spellchecker, my typing is atrocious.
As a Polish man I will give this Kitty a chance.
ALL hail the Kitty! 😂
Both of the cat ones were hilarious!!!
He is so cute and fuehrry.
oho fani zedżjukejszyn łączcie się :)
Tyler missed the opportunity to sing "Pour Some Sugar On Me" with the meth leopard meme.
Or "Welcome to the Jungle". It's a full movie, so maybe they can fit in both songs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then a booger sugar joke to back it up.
Respect, Matt - you obviously know your classics! 👍
Ikr lol. I think he's too young to think of that off the cuff though.
Great episode, epic level of funny. The Fuhrer Kitty really got me.
Tyler's reaction to the lookalike photo is pure gold :)
But they have brown eyes. 👀😳😆
For the children.
😂 😆 😝
It was a little Tyler & he couldn’t see it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, it's Tyler alright, the brown eyes were photoshopped to fool him.
So Tyler was an eight-year-old girl who changed her gender to join the air force. 🤪
Tyler I've been in the restaurant industry for almost 18 years now and I can wholeheartedly say that it has something to do with our brains and temperature differences because every single time I have ever had to go into the walk-in even if I had just said exactly what I needed to grab I'll always go crap what did I need again
the wife hides your stuff, thats how she always finds it.
I have to laugh at this… an old friend’s father used to always tell me that he can never find anything if his, but once he makes an announcement throughout the house of what he can’t find, it somehow seems to pop up. He discovered that his wife steals his stuff and “hoards” it until it’s ready to be found 😂😂😂
This sounds like some 'How to Create a Serial Killer 101'.
Lol, and by "hide" you mean "put in its place" 🤣
@@shirw Just because you want it there, doesn't mean that's where it belongs!
Now you're making me paranoid. This would explain so much.
I had one of those days where i had overdosed on dealing with stupud people encounters. Then i was treated to this edition of zeducation. Laughed all the way through it. This one is definately a hall of fame candidate. And probly extended my life another week.
Great stuff as usual! The funniest part was the ad UA-cam put in the middle for me. It was telling us to thank Biden for helping families! You can't make this stuff up!! 😂🤣😂🤣
Tyler, the CD version of a "Walkman" was named "Discman" prior to the extinction of cassette tapes.
6:26 I once had a teacher say I didn't turn in a homework assignment. I told her I did, but she insisted I didn't. I grabbed my backpack, emptied everything out of it and organized it in front of her, turned my backpack inside out and went through every individual pocket to prove to her that my backpack was empty. Then I went through everything I had in my backpack one by one and proved to her that at the very least I didn't have it. I went through all of my books page-by-page. Having proved my point, I left. The next day, she called me out in front of the class and said that she found my homework assignment and demanded I apologize for saying she lost it. I told her, first, you said I didn't turn it in, then I went through everything in my backpack to prove that I didn't have it, and after first accusing me of something I didn't do and then wasting my time, now you want me to apologize to you because you embarrassed yourself? Not happening. She tried to give me detention. I pointed out that I had a classroom full of witnesses that would back me up and there was no chance of her winning this one. She dropped the matter and I never took class with her again.
What does showing that you don't have it in your backpack prove? If you didn't do the homework you could have just left it at home or thrown it away. That would assume that you had done it and just refused it failed to actually turn it in. Or at the very least that you still had the blank sheet in your backpack. That's kind of like getting arrested for murder and saying "do I have a gun in my pocket!? No! So therefore I _couldn't _ have murdered anyone, I demand you release me right now!" You may be innocent, but that is hardly proof of it.
In any case I wasnt there,I didn't hear what she said it how, but I get a feeling that you were the one with the attitude problem and she was probably glad to get rid of you. I feel like she wouldn't have asked you to apologize unless you had been completely inappropriate and angry in your denials.
Good on you standing up to a power mad authority it will help in current times lol. Stand together
Sounds like a typical teacher.
the sorry teacher is another sign of the times. they are everywhere
@@justforever96 If he didn't do the homework, how could he have just left it at home or thrown it away? Looks like you're the one who didn't do his homework!
Down here in the south we call it a Spread.... not sure what a Charquterie is....
I remember when I had a back seat full of 8 track tapes.
You are the Man! We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy! 😂
Same here! I got my 8 track tape player installed in my green Gremlin during my senior year in hs! Sure wish I still had that car.
@@kareng9293 I think I had a 72 Charger at the time.
I shared one of these memes in my family group chat and my sister kicked me out of it. I blame Zed
That’s gold 😆
Which one
@@cyoungledesma the only person I’ll refer to as they/them
14:12 I think I found my new favorite joke, replacing the blind man who walks passed the fish market, and says "morning ladies"
I almost spit my damn chips and guac out, haha.
Golden Oldie.
( alternatively ) I use TWO bags. One over my head, too, in case hers falls off....!
The things kids these days won't understand. 1. Rotary dial phones. 2. Wooden t.v. 3. The manual window roller can stay. 4. The outdoors.
I always thought that caution sign meant “snakes following your car”
They are clearly drunk driver warning 😈😈😅
The dog with the Glock vest was pretty awesome!
Bwahaha, that "swear words" tag, hilarious.
Your comments on that camping one was funny as my idea of camping is a cheap motel. Running water is a must.
20:12 they should have let the cat into art school.
I’m so glad you still have that black lady at the end! That is still my favorite news clip ever, there’re just pumpkins idiots! Marvelous 😎
Ozzie was using his rapidfire fingers in a threatening manner .
You could actually see his trigger finger right in the middle of the picture .
When are assault fingers going to be banned?!
Dang, Tyler…if you owned your own water label would you put all that money in the OTHER guy’s water?? 14,000 bottles is a LOT of water! I sure the heck wouldn’t be for helping the competition! You may have been under the misconception that he bottled it just for this circumstance? Nope…its just like every other hotel chain. The label on the bottle at Holiday Inn won’t be Motel 6!
Another awesome video Tyler…thank you!
The dog carrying one made me laugh so hard I started to wheeze.
Brings new meaning to the phrase "bitch in heat"... 😂
Comfort animal on an airplane?
Good one!! 😂😂
You sure your not talking about the two presidents shown at or around 21:43? Because if so, I get ya...they both will in heat.
When your wife goes to find things you can't find, that's because they bend space and time when they tidy up and actually put the things in another dimension only they can access
If anything ozzy looks like a symbol for the gun grabbers in that picture.
He is a gun grabber they went back to England because he is afraid of guns here 😂😆
.." ugh mom! This barbie came with really weird accessories! 😳! "
So, as I have known for years. Ozzie is, indeed, a straight up weapon of a man.
The more they try to censor. The more we do! And it’s red pill Tyler!
“Do not share this one.” (Laughs) classic Tyler
I'm more concerned how he's holding that chainsaw OUCH!!!!!!!
I get all my news from Tyler zed, he's the only one that makes the news fun!
{ Try " Next News Network " ~ Best if Gary Franci is doing it. The fella cracks me up ....!! }
Awakening with JP is fun too.
@@eddie-g-6452 I will thanks friend. Hello from Anaheim California USA 👍
@@johncrocker4209 will do, thanks.. 👍
The burn out sign, means slippery when wet, and the little spring cleaning was F**** Funny
Why would he spend more money on pallets of water when he could use his own supply, plus more money for McDonald's 😉
Exactly! Zed just hates Trump!🙄
If you carry a dog who is carrying, do you need a permit.
POV: you walk into a restaurant and there is a party of 16 waiting for a table, all of them standing in the lobby wearing dust masks, and grouped very tight together not talking...then you're seated adjacent to them and notice that none of them have on masks, are sharing appetizers and one has shared her alcoholic drink down the table that was passed person to person. My party of three cracks up as we watch them all lean on one another and share food...
Wow! Hypocrisy and stupidity are strong with some folks.
I've been in the same situation as the I love animals meme. Except I'm not a butcher, I'm a livestock farmer. I just send them to the butcher. 😂
you are an interesting guy. i find your videos addictive and i relate to your sense of humor. i'm glad you put the work in to make this content, i always look forward to the sunday episodes
That picture of the little girl and they said that it looked like you had me laughing my ass off. That was a good episode. Thanks I needed that laugh.
I have literally had to call my husband often while he's on his way to the hardware or grocery store, etc to tell him 'I found it' 😂😂
The Hannibal Lecter meme was a killer (excuse the pun).
It was pretty tasty.
There were some really stupid meme's today, but you had some very good meme's, too! Great video! Thank you!
I admit I laughed at the stupid ones!! 😂
The twins in one body are working as elementary school teachers. They get half pay each because there is only one body in the classroom teaching. Totally effed up.
Fact Check: That Barbie doesn't have green, purple or pink hair so that must be misinformation.
16:42 ok that was an amazing baseball meme. I’m seriously starting to think Tyler needs someone there, even offscreen, explaining the jokes to him. 😂
As an Indians fan it brought up repressed memories.
I don't understand...
Because Ozzy is fire, and he was showing his arms, hence 'firearms'.
About those high beams at 16:17, I have learned to turn my mirrors so all three of them blast that sun right back to where it came from. When they back off, you know it's working.
I did that once to a van right up my boot (UK) so I moved the mirror to be straight back in his face. His response was to fly past me and brake-check me. I avoided it by inches. (or millimetres, because we use both..)
How do you do that?
I have only recently started pointing the outside mirrors DOWN so I'm not blinded.
The condom-bag joke was straight up hilarious!
The meme that said attending the funeral of his high school friends at 40 should have said because he didn’t get the vaccine. 🙌🏻💪🏻😬🤭
Those portraits probably portray the real dirt he was blackmailing them with. Truth hidden in plain sight.
Dave's maintenance shop the epitome of a painter always needs his house painted
Exclamation Butt -- that's rayciss!!! Kitty can't help her immutable colours!
20:43 perfect childhood picture of tyler
"Stay safe. Eat cake." Are you sure? They could just roll you.
I’d hang that paper airplane masterpiece in my living room. Imagine the conversations it’ll start!
That's why I believe in other dimensions had me rolling.😆😆😆
ME: "Why are you so hairy?"
GIRL: "Why do you care?"
ME: "Because its nasty."
2:13
That's literally the gameplay loop of Fat Princess. It's capture the flag, but the flag is a princess, and you have to find cake around the map and feed to your princess so she becomes fatter and is harder and slower to carry to the opposing team's castle.
I can confirm. For five years I have been dealing with invisible troll elves hiding the favorite toy, favorite cup, my sanity etc.
The trick is to catch them in the corner of your eye, then craft a make shift flame thrower out of a deodorant can and a lighter. If they have not hidden those items yet that is.
@@raclark2730 yes, ancient problems require modern solutions
@@xZOOMORPHICx Ideed.
The kids of today will never know that satisfying sound of an 8 track cartridge being inserted into an aftermarket car stereo......ahhhh the simple pleasures of back in the day!!!
3:41 Some of my loudest laughs are when I realize Tyler completely missed the joke. 😂😂😂
He misses a good amount it is pretty funny. Someone should do a compilation of that alone
I don't get you. What did he miss? They said "he doesn't even have a hard hat, safety glasses or hearing protection", Tyler says "maybe a nut cup too", to protect him from the chain saw he has stuck in his crotch. It was a joke. I don't see anything else about that he could have "missed".
@@justforever96 yeeeeeeeowm
6:26 got me. I have no explanation either. You look for something for five minutes and triple check and it's not there, yet she finds it almost instantly.
Dave can fix it, but chooses not to
Dave is my new hero!
Dave isn’t getting paid to fix it, Dave only fixes things when he gets paid. It isn’t rocket surgery
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap."
That's how you lull yourself into a false sense of security. Next thing you know you're helping a guy in a wheelchair get a couch into the back of his van and wake up at the bottom of a well with a bottle of lotion...
About the camping meme at 17:00
For me, that's backwards. I feel like a zombie when i get there, but a few days of boiled water, food over the fire and sleeping on the ground gets me right.
I'm sore as hell, but i feel good upstairs. That's what matters.
How can they say information is false just because it was reviewed by "fact" checkers in another post?
Hahahaha he was truly hurt by that comparison!
Everyone send Ozzy an email to watch Zeducation, let's make it happen...
I think I could actually handle that “spring” cleaning!
your show always makes me laugh keep it up bro God bless
I agree with your alternate dimension theory.
I've gone to look for something before, KNOWING I put it in this certain drawer.. I look for it, it's not there.
I walk around the house and can't find it, go back to the drawer, EMPTY the drawer, put everything back in the drawer one item at a time.
Walk around the house again, come back to the drawer, and then I find what I'm looking for.. 😑