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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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Gooooood Mernin! The podcast is now live every morning at 630 am central on the @zedcast UA-cam channel!
good morning
Good morning!! Already almost started laughing
Sunday mernin!
it's pretty good morning so far.
It’s 2:56 pm
My son worked at Whole Foods. A lady with her child went through the check stand and the little girl was eating out of one of the boxes from the cart. The mother asked my son to go get another box off the store shelf to scan because she didn't want to upset her little darling and take the box away from the kid. My son grabbed the box, scanned it and had it back in her hands before she could react. (this is only one of many similar "entitlement" examples while he worked there.
I work at Whole Foods as an online shopper, yesterday I had a crazy lady pull down her mask to talk to me and beg me to price check a pineapple for her. Felt so good telling her no, I’m busy fulfilling another customer’s order that they paid for in advance.
This is why we have the blue haired snowflakes now
I used to work as a courtesy clerk at a grocery store. There was this one lady that always had a baby with a blanket and she would hide food under the babies blanket. We always "helped" and unloaded her cart for her.
Thats just sad😐
🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
That one about sending your kid to a public school in a blue state gives a whole new meaning to the term "teacher's pet".
Free phones from the taxpayers, I mean government.
Gross!! 🤣😂🤣
My cousin had an Obama phone and she thought the government actually paid for it. Needless to say, we don't speak to that side of the family.
It's 1000000000% true in Washington state. In this state, kids at 13 or 14 (or younger if determined to be a "mature minor") do NOT require parental consent for ABORTIONS, STDs, and BIRTH CONTROL. Washington state health department. Look it up. Families are moving out of Washington to protect their children and their families from this insanity.
This channel is a beacon of hope for people that are rational, and have common sense.
Except the ones who think Musk will save them.
@@mogx2586 All hail Elon Musk
I was a human remote control. And I ducked under my desk in bomb drills. The point of getting under the desk was to create an Air pocket so you could breath until rescuers dogs you out from under the building. It was also where they were trained to look. It wasn't as stupid as it is made to sound today.
Anyone that still votes Democrat is criminally insane.
Let’s go Brandon!
Why here's a clown now. FJB.
@@goblingoblineus928 The walls are closing in on trump for real this time...like super for real.
@@goblingoblineus928 I bet they swing the same.
@Goblin goblineus, Shuffles/ChuckleBuckets 2024!
@@goblingoblineus928 F judas pence and F ms piggy and especially FJB
That "what people think growing up in the 80's was like" vs. what it actually was like is SO ACCURATE!
Have you seen fashion lately among teens? The 80's are back ... but not the real 80's! It's like they got all their fashion ideas from watching over-the-top 80's sitcoms!!!!
Customer "I will have to read the barcodes aloud, I don't want lasers touching my food." - Cashier "You will have to use the self checkout for that."
I wonder how she thought the food got there...
People who wipe down their carts/buggies before shopping & use disenfectant on their hands & then pick up items through out the store that you know have been touched by numerous people. I still see people wearing masks, but they are in the minority. Hint, hint.
@@dollarcostbackpacker1226 ❤
The janitor meme was spot on. I got into a fire sprinkler apprenticeship through the union, and had 5 years of schooling which was 4 hours long per week. It didnt cost anything, and i went to work that same day, and when i retired 5 years ago, i was bringing home 120,000 a year.
I believed the Big Lie---Six years of college for an MBA, and never saw $10 / hour---existing on minimal social security.
I was talking to a guy who was in car repair and he told me about his friend whose son became a plumber and before starting his own business told him to take a few courses at the community college to learn about business and money but after that do not waste your time and money to take any other course.
Yea but what you don’t understand people want to start out making this much flipping burgers
@@ElCid48 Save the friend's son. One of AOC's majors is in finance. I repeat... she has a degree in finance.
Yeah. Only problem is that almost no unions function that way anymore. It's all about who you know. If you're an outsider, pay up or f--k off.
The little kid being the remote control was very true for us in the 80's and 90's as well. Made me laugh because I used to get my little brother to change the channel all the time and he happily did it lol. Those were the days...
My grandparents had a TV remote in the 1960's. It was literally a tuning fork. It would advance the dial each time the tuning fork was struck.
@@johnchestnut5340 I love how crazy but cool old tech can be. This isn't as old, barely fifteen years, but before smartphones, Sony Ericsson had this thing where you pushed a button and tilted the phone downard to lower the volume and viceversa, and there were other accelerometer functions as well. There where little things that made the experience a little different...
Sunday is never complete without a bit of Zeducation
Agreed!!! 👍💯 It's been my Sunday routine for about 6 months now.
Kinda early to say that...
Vikings are playing today...
Very true
I woke up early looking for the vid then realized it was 5 am and got alil sad
“to the tune of come out and play by offspring”
Gotta keep ‘em Zeducated
AMEN! 🥰
Greetings from England. Although we are paying around $9 per gallon for petrol (gas), life is good as long as one doesn’t pay any attention to MSM and gets regular doses of Tyler Zed.
5 quart gallons, right? That helps a little. I drove through upper west Canada (1967) where the gallons were 5 quart and the exchange rate US/Canada was murder, Gave a US$20 for 15 gallons and got back about $17 Canadian...the rest of the trip was basically a free lunch.
@@haroldwilkes598 it’s the equivalent of about $7.50 per US gallon (very roughly).
@@haroldwilkes598, 1967 $3 for 15 gallons. Where is your free lunch? 20 cents a gallon in 1967 was high dollar.
@@sagetheowlfatfeathery2083 Ouch! I paid $3.48 last fill up so I guess I'm lucky. But I get about 30 mpg so it's still livable, I haven't missed any meals because of the price. increases. With luck, it will get better.
@@quentinfairchild2263 1967 was some time ago, my figures may be off, but this was in the Yukon and fuel transport wasn't cheap. I do remember for certain receiving almost as much change as I'd paid plus the full tank if gas.
This is one of the best ones ever. We do appreciate your service. People don't realize the sacrifices service members and their families make to serve our country (not counting the sandbaggers and grifters).
God Bless all True Patriots we will and must Prevail !
Sunday Zedday. Much needed. Back in my day as a cashier, the dumbest thing we could hear is "if it doesn't scan, it must be free". How original.
Oh Christ, that was the worst. I'd pull family members aside as a bagger and have a little pep talk about not saying that lol
"That joke cost double price per item today, store policy." It stops the joke. It also makes people have suddenly excellent memory of prices and great at math.
Watching "Price is Right" has been the go-to show when you're too sick to go to school for WAY longer than the early 2000's, Zed!
Yep, we were doing that in the seventies.
@@msbullmusic 80''s for me, but I know Bob Barker was already well established before that! 😆
I had the laser situation at my store. Dude said im gonna give him cancer. He was also triple masked and convinced the guy behind him was following him from another store in order to give him monkey pox. Wish i was lyin
They practiced hiding under desks not to protect them from a direct hit from a nuke. It's if the bomb gets dropped miles away and the shock waves blow out windows and collapse ceilings. If the roof caves in there's a good chance they would be able to save some kids who were under their desks. It definitely makes sense to me
I don't always watch Zeducation but when I do I remember there are still normal-ish people in this world.
Our numbers are rapidly dwindling.
ish correct.
Same
To be fair on the bomb shelter desk: In 2021 they expected you to believe a piece of cloth would protect you from a virus. Having said that, does the desk seem so far fetched :)
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People actually miss, the desk is to protect against falling debris, not a nuclear blast. Most people survive the initial blast -unless you're super close-, it's the after effects that kill you.
I’m thinking the only reason for the bomb sheltering drills was to have everybody put their head between their legs, and kiss their ass goodbye. Cause that would be the only thing you could if a nuclear bomb strikes. Or at least you’re on your knees so it looks like you’re praying when you die.
From a Boomer who was a little girl crouching under her desk in a bomb drill in the 60s, believing it would protect me, well said. And no, I did not buy in to the mask nonsense
The desk provides a significant amount of protection from the actual hazards of a nuclear blast. In fact, just laying down to avoid flying debris is the most basic recommendation.
the janitor one is literally true. i used to run a photo department at a college- started at 35k and would max out at 45k after 20 years.... i work as a night custodian now. i make 42k after 3 years. 😂. and no one bothers me ever cuz i work by myself. i also work 2 mins from home as opposed to 45 minutes from home. just better all around
As a former cashier I had a lady force me to go wash my hands at a sink before helping her, come back use hand sanitizer, then she handed me a disinfectant wipe to wipe her items down after scanning. After scanning each item I’d then receive another wipe to “sterilize” my hands to start each process. I had no skin left on my hands each time she’d visit my line. (I was the only cashier who volunteered to help her, at least she was polite😅)
Then she could go without. You shouldnt have to deal with that crap.
@@claudiameier666 I agree. She was clearly mentally ill though, she was polite and felt bad. If she was a Karen I wouldn’t have helped her.
My eyes would go wide and I'd be saying you can wipe your stuff that's not my job before I even knew I was talking. Did registers 20 some years
Dressing up as Brandon is not the problem. Figuring out how to go house to house while asleep is the problem.
Sleepwalking!
😁
I was far more than a human remote control. I was a human beer fetcher as well! 😂
Zed: I'm done with puns.
Also Zed: He was a herbefore. … That's the best one I've ever seen. That's amazing!
Yep
I laughed before I even clicked on the video cuz of that
I just texted that one to a friend lol. Too funny.
It was damn funny 🤣😅😂
The good thing about being a remote control in the '70s was that there were only three channels.
I guess we were lucky, we had six!
Fact Checked: TRUE We had 3 channels that came in clearly, but there were one or two more that had snowy screens, where you had to futz with the antennas for an hour. Most people had black & white TVs as well. A black and white TV cost around $110, but a color set with a 13" screen was $600.
We had 13 channels in Los Angeles.
The idea behind diving under a desk during the explosion of a nuke bomb was that it it would shield the kid from falling debris from the ceiling and roof. The idea was predicated on the idea that the school would not be ground zero, but the more out lying areas. The same thing was done in the 1950s and 1960s at schools.
It was before my time but I've seen films on the "duck and cover" drills along with the little theme song.
We were led into the hallway, no windows and covered our heads and backs with coats
We had to sit on the floor against the wall in the hallway, with our knees up and put our heads on our knees.
That was supposed to protect us from a nuclear bomb & also falling debris.
Thank goodness nothing like that happened. We would have been goners.
If nothing else, the broken glass, as every window for miles around imploded from the shock wave. Probably good to avoid the thermal radiation that could burn any exposed skin (same reason the bombers were generally white and had faded insignia, too absorb less heat). Later on, after thermonuclear weapons and ICBMs and proliferation, basically no one was going to survive in any of the metro regions, both coasts were done for, the Midwest around Michigan, the Gulf Coast, anywhere near the missile silos in the midwest. But through the 50s and early 60s they still thought a nuclear war could be "won" and there would only be a relatively few, relatively weak bombs making it through, dropped by bombers. By the 70s it was hopeless for most everyone within 100 miles of a city (and they were the lucky ones really), but they had to tell them something. "if there is a war, just do what you want because you will be dead anyway" isn't conducive to good morale by the citizens, they had to feel like they had _some_ kind of hope.
What's scary is that we still have nukes aimed at us, but most people seem to basically discount that fact.
Chuck Norris didn't join the Air Force, the Air Force joined Chuck Norris.
And Chuck Norris didn’t get recruited. He recruited the recruiters.
Born in Ryan, Oklahoma. Almost a Texan. You know the other states joined Texas.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade killed 50 people then it went off.
Chuck Norris can kill two stone with one bird.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird...
As a British guy, in the UK, thank you for the prayers, it's needed after our past 2 months politically! One Prime Minister lasted 42 days in power! And thank you for the comedy!
That "growing up in the 80s" made me snort. Though I was a young adult in the 80s I still remember the décor.
Yep, there was wood paneling in my house growing up in the '80s, as well as a mirrored wall in the "formal" dining room (which never got used as such).
Zed didn't even see Hillary in the Serial Killers with Glasses meme.
Just cause he didn’t mention her doesn’t mean he didn’t know it was her. He may have been assuming we were all in on the joke.
I recognized Jeffrey Dahmer and Hillary, but not the other two. Do you know who the other two are?
I’ll never forget the time I was working in the frame department and a customer showed me a picture of a frame on her phone and said “Can you help me find a frame this size?” And luckily her boyfriend was there to laugh at her for me!
Did they have a basket full of crayons? She might have been grocery shopping as well.
What is the frame department? Maybe if you included some context about the store you worked at it would make sense.. and was she showing you a frame on a website with you know... dimensions? Maybe you're the one who didn't understand?
@@jacksparrow3490 How are you even able to function?
@@jacksparrow3490 yeah I don't get it either
@@jacksparrow3490 You read OPs comment wrong. It was a picture of a frame, not a website. Plus IDK how you don't know what a frame department is. It's a part of a store that sells or makes frames.
If I were sober at Walmart, my chances of ever being on the Deev Chanel would drop significantly. 😤
Yep.
Show up at Walmart to watch the circus, not be one of it's center ring acts.
That corner tuck in the sheets is actually called a Hospital Tuck, because military folk weren't willing to argue with nurses who'd just gotten off their shift after claiming naming rights.
As a Nurse trained 30 years ago yes Tyler i know proper bed corners when i see them. I used to see them in my nightmares as we were tested on that shit. Hospital corners we called them, my mother put sheets on her beds the same so i had an advantage when i started nursing i already knew how to fold them. I never served but i am pretty sure this is how you had to make your cot as well Tyler when you were in. :)
one summer worked in a resort. Also had to know how to fold at the corners
@@ras-chd Oh yes i forgot some of the up-market resorts would make you do this as well. Was a very common thing in my grandparents day not so much now with fitted sheets. :)
I always assumed the duck under the school desk thing was for being on the edge of the blast zone where there might be structural damage to the buildings but not guaranteed annihilation. And I suppose it also gives the naive and those prone to panic (and children would fit in both categories) something to do/focus on in a situation they don't otherwise know how to handle. ...So, comforting lies/mind games, essentially.
My first kiss occurred in a bomb drill...hey, we're going to die, go for it.
High speed particles (radiation) will be better blocked by thick walls than windows as well as the flash. It’s more get under the windows. Also if it does any structural damage and makes stuff fall the desk will protect your head. Doesn’t help if you are in the area of total destruction, but that is pretty small. Getting down could be the difference between being fine and being crispy.
@@mt11235 this
@tony borelli Nah... The masks are totally worthless! The desk could at least protect you from falling debris.
@@mt11235 I like krispy! Krispi Kreme donuts!
The glue, the t-shirts, glasses, shoes, their cute little wrist bands, their phones. Literally everything on their person was made with petroleum. ;)
My husband works away about 5 weeks at a time, but we're able to text quite a bit through the day and he ALWAYS knows when I'm watching a zeducation video because the amount of meme screenshots he suddenly gets blown up with😂😂😂
Ha, that's funny 😄
Good wife.
One of the funniest things I've seen about Halloween candy said that snickers went from a FUN size to just a FU size! 😆
Man, this Sunday segment is hilarious. The drag show one did it for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Keep it up. My daily Sunday routine.
Lloyd Christnas spiking the punch at the,'Drag Queen show' LOL ! :D
20:41 Chuck Norris took the masculinity of the Air Force with him XD
Great video
That liquid viagra had me busting out loud laughing 😃
I had to pause the video till I stopped laughing.
Yeah, had to laugh out loud on that one. Tyler be like, "Hey, something's up".
@@wintonhudelson2252 got the whole club on Washington memorial status lmfao
one and half teaspoon for fast standing action 🤣🤣🥁🥁 🥁
That Gill Bates meme was priceless.
I'd say more, but YouToob won't let me.
LOL! I loved the military bed sheet. My first thought was.... wait that's not a 45-degree angle! Then seconds later Tyler made the same comment hahaha
as a kid, I was not only the "remote control" but also the antenna.
The growing up in the 80s one is so true. And funny enough, I’ve always preferred the look of the bottom
Of course I'm gonna check my kids' candy, Tyler... I'm gonna be eating at least 10% of it... Just because they don't have jobs doesn't mean they get out of doing their Annual tax.😂
Hey, everyone knows that it's 10% for the Big Guy.
You have to remove all the Snickers, Reeses, and Skittles to test them for quality control
@@janos5408 eh, I'd prefer to not give money to an organization that calls it the root of evil.
I used to call it the kidnap tax, me to my son "you ever been kidnapped?" Son "no!" Me "exactly say thank you dad now hand over some sweets" lol
Needs to be a little closer at 36 to 38%
20:36 not only Chuck Norris but also Bob Ross was in the air force and rose to the rank of master sergeant before he retired.
I did the school desk thing in the 1950's. Teachers said we were pushing desks to the windows and hiding under them so we wouldn’t be injured by flying glass from the blast. At the time, my dad was a nuclear physicist in Los Alamos, NM where "the bomb” had been designed and built. He reassured me the Russians wouldn’t bother to blow up research laboratories in a first strike. He reasoned they would most likely go after population centers and military bases. So we were pretty safe since we’d have time to get to bomb shelters. Seeing sputnik in the evening sky for a few months in 1957 just using binoculars made it all seem pretty real.
After the Hiroshima or Nagasaki (or both) survivors who were close to the bomb were interviewed. Part of the reason for the interviews was to figure why these folks survived while others didn’t. The hiding under the desk strategy is based on the lessons learned from interviewing the survivors.
Nice bit of knowledge 👌
No way!?
Plus they had a neverending diet of green tea.
One question you might have an answer to....what happened to the radiation that last for thousands of years in Japan?
Pretty sure they live and farm and are fine in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
It's called the triangle of safety. In an earthquake find something that when it breaks it's likely to form a triangle to hide under. It's the strongest form you can find that is more likely hold up to the stresses.
I was a school janitor for two summers in H.S. The only two new import cars in the parking lot were the head janitor, who had a mullet and only wore T-shirts with the sleeves cut off every day,, and when the superintendent showed up occasionally. The janitor had a new BMW sport coup with leather and a sunroof.
Our custodian for the school got a standing ovation from all of us when we graduated an he retired. We all loved him. Lunch detention was fun. Don't mind helping out. Free drinks and food from hank. I'll help you. If you get me out of class an hook me up with pop and snacks. I'm sold what do you need done lol.
Getting under the desk was meant to keep the asbestos ceiling tiles from falling directly on your head.
Dude.....the toilet seat scale idea is absolute genius!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those old desks had a max weight rating of about 300 pounds. So they could theoretically offer a decent amount of protection from falling debris. I spent many hours under one of those beauties. 😂
May I ask why ? :D
@@ema9067 because it seemed like every time you turn around we were either having tornado drills or bomb drills. If we weren’t hiding under our desks we were piled up in the hallway.
@@mrsullivan1709 Oh dear, that sounds bad and not healthy for the child's psyche.
I'm from Europe and I went through one fire drill, that is all. :O
Yeah, taking cover under the desk was preferable to lining up against the walls in the hallway and getting on your knees with your hands locked behind your head. At least you didn't have to walk around and kneel on a cold un-carpeted floor using the desk method.
@@ema9067 . That's so precious. You think fire drills are traumatic. So, is it better to be trapped in a burning building and not know what to do?? I guess death is more chill than fire drills.
I’m 69 1/2 years on this planet. We raised our kids in the 80’s and 90’s. I really enjoy your content. Oh, my son was in the Air Force. Cheers!
We did that get under your desk thing all through the 60's. We always figured the reason was the schools gave seating charts to the three guys in town who had actual equipment and radiation suits. Us being under our desks would make it easier to identify our ashen bones after the nuclear attack. The teachers did not like our theory, maybe because they didn't get to hide under their desks.
I could have swore it was before the 80s. I am a GenX and we didn’t get under the desks.
You can’t stop The Matt Walsh
Lol
The Dump Scale got me ! Dang !
Hopefully this counts as they work in tandem.
Working part time at a U.S. Army Commissary on the weekends, bagging groceries,
as were leaving the store to load the customers car, he looking like slingblade by the way, says to me...
"You ever opened the trunk and found a dead body?"
I was like no....
"Well I guess were gonna have to put these in the back seat then."
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I always tell the oil change guys to not look in the trunk
that's pretty funny
Over thirty years ago, I was waiting tables at an inner city restaurant. Our late night customers were a varied lot and covered the entire spectrum of humanity. There was a group of black drag queens that were regular customers and one time one of them requested that we not microwave 'her' food because "she' was afraid it would make her sterile.
Yeah, he didn't want you to destroy the eggs in his ovaries, I guess. Sure wish I was in school these days, so I could take the new anatomy & physiology courses. I'm waaay behind.
We in Wisconsin have "testicle festivals", usually bull and sheep products but drag queens may be asked to contribute soon although I doubt the tiny ones would sell well.
i got you beat, I had an old drunk in a wheelchair complain when i said he couldn't "sit on the patio, whistle at girls and ask 14 year old kids for cigarettes"
That is when you tell them that all the fruits and vegetables that come over the southern boarder go through giant radiation stations to kill all the pests from other countries. Also, a lot of stone counters in every kitchen today lets off some radiation too. Then ask them what phone they use.
@@christinaburney5935 Not all the pests...
That one about growing up in the 80's is 100% true. I had a friend who had rich parents and his room looked like the first pic, but everyone else's house looked like the 2nd pic.
"The best part of wakin up... is this shit crakin me up!" Thank you Z
Me: cropping the screenshots of memes on Zed because I don't do social media but I want to send memes to my family.
I just did the same 🙂
All my buddies are like “I watch Zeducation too.. stop sending his memes..” hahaha
🤚🏼Guilty
I screen shot the hobbies one lol
Omg same !
Your Pelosi opening never gets old🤣🤣🤣
can’t go wrong with tyler, content is awesome and it stay’s awesome. love it as always.
Joe Biden is a great president who fight for fredom against tyrant trump and putin!!
We parents taught etiquette but then when we sent our kids to school, they confused them with CRT and non-binary gender ick. The guy in the airplane is just trying to explain what “down is up” looks like during an atomic bomb drill on the plane that is getting ready to land in LaGuardia.
Oh come on Zed, that cops working tirelessly meme was friggin awesome!!!
Tyler is performing a vital public service. My birthday was at the end of September and his meme about the DMV reminded me that my driver’s license has expired. Guess who’s going to the DMV this week…I can’t wait. Fantastic video, as always.
There's nothing better then an airman that is afraid to fly
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Obviously he knows more than they let out to the public.
A sailor who can’t swim and is afraid of water…
Thanks to Zeducation I can now keep a straight face when talking to libs....these Sunday exercises really help. 😜
The 8008 spelling Boob, is a classic.....loved it.
Not gonna lie, I actually really do want one of those toilet seat scales.
if they were built for men they also should have another usr, like wieghing suitcases
the desk thing was before gen-x. The desk would protect you slightly from flying glass not from the building collapsing.
Dunk and cover....boomers know!
This is so true about the janitor earning more than a graduate. My husband was a financial planner and the most Financially successful person in town was the janitor of the school. I started to go back to school in my late thirties until talking to women everywhere and found out that bus drivers would make more than I would make with my degree.
When i was in college pursuing geology degree. Specifically hydrology.. was at taco bell one day, they were advertising shift manager would make more than i would... then 2008 happened. And there were no jobs, and pay was reduced if there was a job. Cutting grass paid way more.
@@dollarcostbackpacker1226 Ahh, 2008, the Obimbo years. Remember them well. Like 2022 2.0 on steroids.
@@horsedogcatponyshow yeah. Was good times.
I don't know if it's a Canadian thing, but staying home from school in the 90s was:
1) The Price is Right
2) Ginger Ale
3) Chicken Noodle Soup
4) Saltine Crackers
One day, Memes will used as historical records.
I should totally start a meme scratchbook 📖
I had a master chief in the Navy who always did his own pt test privately. He always passed. And yet he couldn't walk up a flight of stairs without having to catch his breath once he eventually got up there.
I am a cashier at a gas station/convenience store/deli. During COVID-1984 (Think George Orwell), and even today, I had several customers wearing plastic gloves wanting me to scan their purchase without me touching it because they were afraid of the Planned-Demic. Dude, how do you think it got on the shelf in the first place? How many customers before you touched that soda? Who in the warehouse touched it before it was shipped to us?
i STILL to this day call it the air raid sirens then remind myself they are now the sever weather sirens 🤣😂
The toilet seat scale almost got me.
Working at small town store. Heard this little voice, turn around little guy about 6-8yrs. He pointed behind me and asked me for the water balloons in black box. The only thing behind me was condemns and batteries. He said he found them in big brothers room and they were the greatest water balloons. I giggled and showed him the bag of real water balloons.
That last one with the feet just filled me with rage
A lot of times I Laugh at Tyler's reaction to the memes.
I mean, the memes itself are funny but his reaction always make me laugh ah bit harder
The 'get under your desk' thing is to protect you from falling debris inside a crumbling building that got hit with a nuclear blast wave at reasonably survivable distance.
The fact checkers don’t fact check when a guy tells you rolled up tin foil when microwaved turns into a silver solid ball (life threatening) But they working double hard to fact check Biden when he tells us “my butts been wiped” 😂
Na they don't give a rats if we blow ourselves up
That's nothing to do with the administration it's only the truth that's disinformation
The first casualty of war is the truth
I definitely don't envy the guy who has to fact check THAT one. Some things are better off remaining a mystery
Biden 2024: "My ass got waxed"
Hiding under the desk in the classroom made as much sense as lying in the tiny ditch that was next to the sidewalks, if you weren't LOL...I went through the 50's and 60's in Lompoc California, where Vandenberg AFB was built. We had no idea what the unbelievably colorful sunsets and sunrises meant for years!!
I didn't even grow up in the 80's and that meme is still relevant to me. Honestly I still think that wood panel style looks pretty nice.
Boo! 🍅🍅
13:20 - Not only were we the remote control we were also reception engineers. Rabbit ears require a good amount of adjusting.
I say that Zed needs to use this punishment on the next laugh you lose… if you lose, you have to take a mouthful of that candy corn Syrup on camera for all of us to see… mwahahaha
I taught high school English and history from early 70's too 2006. The school janitors / custodians and district painters, carpenters and electricians were good people. You wanted to stay on their right side. They got stuff done.
The schools initially had pretty good shops ( wood, metal, auto) taught by blue collar types. These offerings tended to dwindle a bit over time partly I think because parents wanted their little darlings to go to college / university.
I enjoyed my career for the most part but I cringe at the thought of having to teach these days.
I was always (well almost always) friendly with kids, but teachers were generally careful not to be friends with them. Maintaining a professional relationship is essential. So is a sense of humour.
I laughed at everything. I always lose. No doubt u make a lot of people happy on these days. Please don’t ever stop. Thanks a bunch. Have a blessed day
Whoever made the "My hobbies" one gets me
I was in first class once flying at night. The “hippie “ looking girl sitting by the window rested her bare feet on the divider on the seats in front of us with a blanket over them. She also left a mess of sushi food containers on the floor instead of calling the flight attendant to dispose of them.
Wtf?
You know that was a picture of Bill Gates handing out the Ebola virus right 🤣
2:56 I approve of this pun!!!😂😂😂
I work at a grocery store. We do have one elderly woman (who is actually very sweet) who insists we don't scan her groceries because she had cancer and beat it. It would be infuriating if she wasn't so damn nice.
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That school table safe place thing has merit!!! Hear me out, from experience.
As a trainee military mechanic in a classroom "studying". Another trainee was doing a stall test on an M113 APC and it jumped into gear. The APC launched from the workshop floor, hit the classroom wall punched over the rubble of the wall into the classroom and landed squarely on 4 X desk, student, steel" where it somehow went back into neutral and sat there, at full noise, resting on those 4 desks. 11.4t sitting on $20 desks!
I'm already online looking for some to make a nuclear proof fort.
Remember:
Don't drink coffee and watch Tyler!
Thanks for the reminder! Sitting my cup down now.
Too late... I spewed and sprayed everywhere.
@@jacobharris2542 Oh no! LOL
It's all in the timing, between the bits, laugh, sip, laugh?
@@costrio
Ah, a scholar and a gentleman! I was hoping there would be at least one that figured it out. 1/5 people managed to solve the problem, making 80% of the population a complete waste of oxygen.
Sample size: 5 people on Zeducation.
(Hey, that sample size beats a lot of the coof-vaccine trials! Trust the science.)
Ahhhh, starting off with a bang ! The barcode / laser dilemma . That got me going !!! LOL Only at Whole Foods or maybe Sprouts
I was checking out at a grocery store and the cashier tried 4 or 5 times to scan the little rubber strip you use to separate your order from the next person