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  • @bomberfish77
    @bomberfish77 9 місяців тому +2226

    Never stop the Tim Cook impressions

    • @retromemer
      @retromemer 9 місяців тому +10

      holy shit its hbomberfish

    • @Kaffar2006
      @Kaffar2006 9 місяців тому +4

      @@retromemerNO WAY

    • @Aaron-n8o2g
      @Aaron-n8o2g 9 місяців тому +8

      It never fails to entertain.

    • @R3dL1ght5
      @R3dL1ght5 9 місяців тому +4

      Every episode pls it’s the best bit

    • @ElLocoMonkey2012
      @ElLocoMonkey2012 9 місяців тому +12

      Tim Apple

  • @F14foreverF14
    @F14foreverF14 9 місяців тому +243

    4:04 thanks for the pro-tip about disabling one hand for "accessibility"

    • @smallqwaro
      @smallqwaro 9 місяців тому +4

      What's it for?

    • @ark_knight
      @ark_knight 9 місяців тому +23

      @@smallqwaroso when you use a certain jack, it doesnt come through

    • @TravisTheSavage
      @TravisTheSavage 9 місяців тому +1

      Somebody just needs to make interactive corn.

    • @Ian.Murray
      @Ian.Murray 9 місяців тому +5

      Please seek help. This addiction isn't healthy.

    • @vinylcabasse
      @vinylcabasse 9 місяців тому +3

      404 hand not found

  •  9 місяців тому +784

    Riley's Tim Cook's bit never gets old.

    • @NobbsAndVagene
      @NobbsAndVagene 9 місяців тому +1

      Eh, maybe a little. I'm sure he can do other good impressions.

    • @Xbox-Build2596
      @Xbox-Build2596 9 місяців тому +1

      Agreed 😂

    • @Testiculitis
      @Testiculitis 8 місяців тому

      I've never actually heard Tim Cook

  • @CasepbX
    @CasepbX 9 місяців тому +465

    Whoever decided to project eyes on the outside of the Vision Pro is a comedy genius! I've never laughed my ass off so hard before!

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 9 місяців тому +4

      so you haven;t seen good comedy then? man what a sad life

    • @InfiniteDarkMass
      @InfiniteDarkMass 9 місяців тому +42

      ​@@michaelwesten4624 what a pityful little peanut.

    • @rezaulkarim7703
      @rezaulkarim7703 9 місяців тому +33

      100% agree. It adds no functionalities to the actual user, and adds unnecessary weight and cost for the outside display tech. Just a glorified (cringe at best) gimmick.
      Typical Apple way to try to differentiate product from the market by introducing unnecessary (sometimes lacking) features.

    • @eulehund99
      @eulehund99 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@rezaulkarim7703exactly, the AVP is not something similar to the iPhone when it got released before. That's why as you said they added unnecessary stuff.
      The competition lacks in one area, and that's hardware. The Quest 3 for example has 40% of the hardware of the AVP. Looking at the software, it's around 80%, where primarily the lack of better hardware makes the experience better on the AVP (excellent cameras for hand tracking, even though passthrough is only a bit better on the AVP, great OLED panel, etc.). But then again the price is 7x more.
      Apple showed us what currently is the best you can archive with VR. But as I mentioned before that the software is not lacking here on other headsets, it's gonna be easier for the competition to create better VR headsets than the AVP that do not primarily target gaming at a lower price.

    • @CharlieQuartz
      @CharlieQuartz 9 місяців тому

      @@rezaulkarim7703People like to say Apple doesn’t innovate, but when they try something new that might not survive to the next generation, they’re criticized for not making a perfect product.

  • @crombajaa
    @crombajaa 9 місяців тому +40

    8:49 Finally, we have arrived!
    We can download the processor and RAM!

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 9 місяців тому +6

      lets check if it can run doom first...

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 9 місяців тому +2

      except it takes up more than it outputs.

    • @Anas7ergun
      @Anas7ergun 9 місяців тому +3

      @@satakrionkryptomortis If they can run doom on bacteria, it won't so long until you can play doom on the downloaded processor.

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 9 місяців тому +66

    Reason for watching Techlinked
    To get news about tech ❌️
    To hear Riley do Tim Cook Impressions: ✅️

  • @johnsherby9130
    @johnsherby9130 9 місяців тому +49

    that AR F1 race concept was actually really cool. Id love to use that one quest. I dont even see why that needs to be in AR, just throw me in a full VR enviroment if its gonna look better anyways

  • @Zakoi985
    @Zakoi985 9 місяців тому +37

    An apple product being a nightmare to repair? That can't be right! They have such a great track record with third party repairers!

    • @bravesonly
      @bravesonly 9 місяців тому +7

      More than sure that it's all for our...
      ✨s a f e t y 👁👄👁

    • @gnash.r
      @gnash.r 9 місяців тому +1

      Great track record? More like great attack record!

  • @Cmanorange
    @Cmanorange 9 місяців тому +286

    i've seen that god damned coin vacuuming clip like 40 times in the past 3 days. if you need a headset to do your chores i guess it's good that it get's done at all

    • @Cmanorange
      @Cmanorange 9 місяців тому +60

      maybe spend $3,500 on a home cleaner, support your local businesses

    • @mrdzin1209
      @mrdzin1209 9 місяців тому +25

      ​@@Cmanorangeor 7 roomba

    • @Sandman74blue
      @Sandman74blue 9 місяців тому +13

      I would thank it would be great if you use a real sweeper with headset and that you won't miss a spot. You still got coins over there. You miss a spot.🤣🧹🧹

    • @feha92
      @feha92 9 місяців тому +35

      first time I saw it, and honestly felt it would be really good to have... though not for gameification purposes :p I just want an objective map of which zones I have already covered by the vacuum, or more importantly, the complement showing the areas _I _*_haven't_*_ managed to perfectly cover the entire floor._
      Maybe even highlighting of what stands out from a reference recording of the clean floor, to showcase dirt, scratches, etc. which I haven't vacuumed yet (or in the case of scratches, which new ones has been made)?
      Would really scratch those powerwash simulator OCD itches.

    • @nanopi
      @nanopi 9 місяців тому +2

      Wish it was more like PowerWash Simulator.

  • @lonergothonline
    @lonergothonline 9 місяців тому +8

    there actually was a game a while back that put you in a dystopia where everything was 'fake' but your character had a chip that augmented reality so that it looked/felt real. y'know, where when the illusion drops it turned out your big screen TV was just an empty cardboard box, your bed was just wood, no bedsheets, no bed, just wood. and I believe the intention was to placate the survivors after everything outside a shelter became uninhabitable, by making them think everything was still fine, when in reality, the sky wasn't even blue anymore. the survivors didn't care about anything anymore.

    • @Baybren
      @Baybren 9 місяців тому +1

      Also sounds a bit like We Happy Few, but I believe that was using pharmaceutical methods (still haven't played it though)

  • @guardianali
    @guardianali 9 місяців тому +176

    You missed an obvious pun......
    SLIMis taking a nap in the SHADY part of the moon

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 9 місяців тому +21

      They didn't, look at the little card that pops up in the bottom left corner

  • @Dtr146
    @Dtr146 9 місяців тому +45

    There was a seller gloating on a couple of forums about buying a bunch of 4090s and selling them internationally for double the price. I'm assuming what he was gloating about involves this beginning stories somehow

    • @Ian.Murray
      @Ian.Murray 9 місяців тому

      Thanks a lot, China 😒

  • @pjbth
    @pjbth 9 місяців тому +29

    The irony of a shoe sponsorship on a channel where I'm not sure if the host even has legs much less feet

    • @00101001000000110011
      @00101001000000110011 9 місяців тому +4

      the irony of a comment about half body hosts where i'm not sure the commenter even has a body much less half of it

    • @GameTimeWhy
      @GameTimeWhy 9 місяців тому

      ​The irony of a comment commenting about bodies when i don't even understand where im going with this comment. @@00101001000000110011

  • @pradeepmalar327
    @pradeepmalar327 9 місяців тому +6

    The fact that a person has created a processor on Excel without any plugin is saying that his knowledge is far beyond anyone else's.

  • @timothynoll4886
    @timothynoll4886 9 місяців тому +13

    I'm pretty sure the Tim Cook impressions are now my favorite thing about these vids (besides how amazing the hosts and team are for all the work y'all put into each vid-y'all are my favorite favorites)

  • @egmccann
    @egmccann 9 місяців тому +1

    Temperatures of -208F... someone tell the folks who made Frostpunk that with how cold they have things get in game. (I think it was something like -235. Er....)

  • @乂
    @乂 9 місяців тому +21

    Riley's Tim Cook impression is pure gold! Can't get enough of it! 😂👌

  • @JordanNeenan
    @JordanNeenan 9 місяців тому +58

    At this point I come back to Techlinked primarily for Riley's Tim Apple impression. Tech news is a distant second.

  • @robbyfn
    @robbyfn 9 місяців тому +1

    Rileys impressions are always too amazing. The Australian one was spot on. And the Tim Cook one as good as ever!

  • @Tautolonaut
    @Tautolonaut 9 місяців тому +2

    No no no, get back to me when I can enable an EXTRA hand in 'accesibility'

  • @jahnotreal
    @jahnotreal 9 місяців тому +23

    4:52 ok so now I need an Apple Vision Pro so I can remove the screen and walk around in public with it ✨ it’s so dystopia core ong 💗

    • @jensenraylight8011
      @jensenraylight8011 9 місяців тому

      When Meta did it, everyone laugh, they became the laughing stock by everyone for spending billions on VR/AR.
      and Mark Zuckerberg just whimper in the backroom, and move on to the next Fad, which is AI Fad.
      that shows you that most Investor are just a clueless sheep
      but when Apple did it, suddenly it become more Legitimate and Official, ton of people starts wear it in public.
      everyone suddenly realize that the future isn't AI,
      it's a Screenless hologram, AR without headset, a computer screen that available Everywhere.
      and Vision pro is the first step into the True Holographic future.

    • @CharlieQuartz
      @CharlieQuartz 9 місяців тому

      That’s not how you use ong

  • @tonipwneroni9846
    @tonipwneroni9846 9 місяців тому +3

    goddamn Riley, your Aussie accent is actually pretty good. A tad tight in the throat and actually sounds like someone trying to climb the stairs with a hangover in Penrith after a night out, but still sounded like home.

  • @Arcticstar0
    @Arcticstar0 9 місяців тому +32

    Riley, you're not in trouble, but I need to know where you got Gramma's recipe. That was supposed to only be for us Aussies.

  • @ruddyn
    @ruddyn 9 місяців тому +7

    "..and after seeing that, I may never sleep again" lmao! It is freaky looking.

  • @3polygons
    @3polygons 9 місяців тому +1

    "It is pure Excel, the way nature intended". One of my favorite quotes in 2024 so far. And that while I don't particularly like Excel.

  • @dkman123
    @dkman123 9 місяців тому

    Hey, 16 colors (EGA) used to be an awesome upgrade...from 4 colors (CGA), or monochrome (2 colors, black + 1). For those of you too young to remember, that makes 256 colors (VGA). Then we moved to the 16M colors of RGB.

  • @microbuilder
    @microbuilder 9 місяців тому +3

    Maybe I'm just old, but I just dont see the draw for VR...living in the internet sounds awful, have you seen that place?? Its a disaster!! lol

  • @photographyguru2135
    @photographyguru2135 9 місяців тому +2

    your Tim Cook impressions are SPOT ON xDDD I'm dying LOL

  • @emperortivurnis9161
    @emperortivurnis9161 9 місяців тому +22

    God I can't get enough of Riley Cook, famous Tim Cook impersonator

  • @BlackHayateMX
    @BlackHayateMX 9 місяців тому +16

    It's not a TechLinked without Riley doing the Tim Cook impersonation 😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @schubajo
    @schubajo 9 місяців тому

    Props to Bambu for a recall that only affects a very small amount of product. Much better than ignoring the issue until someone's house burns down.

  • @jayrivera8972
    @jayrivera8972 9 місяців тому

    I can imagine disabling one hand on Vision pro could be to prevent issues with tracking for people like me that are missing one arm

  • @andueskitzoidneversolo2823
    @andueskitzoidneversolo2823 9 місяців тому +1

    that time cook impression reminds me of Joel osteen

  • @Jaszi007
    @Jaszi007 9 місяців тому

    The Apple headset thing would be AWESOME for that old AR tech demo Microsoft made for Minecraft back in the day.
    Just incase you never saw it, it was sort of like a fairly view of Minecraft but the visual area was limited to the top of a coffee table.

  • @The_Cyber_System
    @The_Cyber_System 9 місяців тому +2

    As an Australian, I'm shocked that you would publically expose our sacred Vegemite recipe, but not share your quickbits formula.

  • @PutTheKettleOnGromit
    @PutTheKettleOnGromit 9 місяців тому

    So are you telling me that only we (Australia) have Chicken Salt? Seriously... that is so so sad. Everyone needs Chicken Salt.

  • @frog19970118
    @frog19970118 9 місяців тому +1

    You've got to love all the up-to-date references to Monk 🕵‍♂😁

  • @KitGerrits
    @KitGerrits 9 місяців тому

    The sad part is that the FOX is disappointing, even after making sure you use it without glasses. (so you need to switch between the headset and your other pair of glasses, if you want to wear the headset whilst on the move)

  • @Sacto1654
    @Sacto1654 9 місяців тому

    Some people say that the days of cloud computing are over due to the rapid drop in hardware costs. But then, MIcrosoft does sell a whole bunch of Windows products specifically for local hardware servers, so....

  • @davidg3594
    @davidg3594 9 місяців тому

    Apple has become the first company in the world to reach a $3 trillion valuation. The tech giant officially hit the milestone on June 30.

  • @BillyBobDingledorf
    @BillyBobDingledorf 9 місяців тому

    "full stop", along with "period", means you aren't equipped to have a meaningful debate.

  • @lifeisgood12341
    @lifeisgood12341 9 місяців тому +6

    I hate the idea of wanting a minigame just to vacuum the floor.

  • @edge21str
    @edge21str 9 місяців тому +1

    No joke about the slim moon lander in the lunar night becoming the slim shady?

  • @awdadwadwad1723
    @awdadwadwad1723 9 місяців тому

    One year ago I’ve paid for my 4090 about 1600€ and now it’s over 2000€, wtf

  • @LuseGoose
    @LuseGoose 9 місяців тому +4

    Been subbed to Inkbox for a while now, really cool channel

  • @Echristoffe
    @Echristoffe 9 місяців тому

    Sooo Bambu lab prefer to recall all their printer (or this particular model) before having found the cause and a solution ?
    That’s dam refreshing no ? A company who proactively recall and then try to save their face with fix and report ?

  • @EmilOsena
    @EmilOsena 9 місяців тому

    Sigh, what a bad time it is to build a PC in Southeast Asia cause I'm pretty sure those scalpers aren't only hitting the countries stated in the report.

  • @member529
    @member529 9 місяців тому +1

    holy **** that hoovering VR thing is a game changer!

  • @penguin32383
    @penguin32383 9 місяців тому

    I know it is just a sarcastic running gag, but their constant jokes about Monk has made me start watching it. Thanks for the recommendation, TechLinked!

  • @hortuk
    @hortuk 9 місяців тому +3

    was this video slowed down intentionally or is riley just reading the prompter slowly today?

  • @concinnus
    @concinnus 9 місяців тому

    @7:30 "...after promising a rousing game of catch". Is this a Kinect/Molyneux reference? That's a deep cut, but even if no one else noticed, I gotchu.

  • @2nd-place
    @2nd-place 9 місяців тому +1

    I mean Microsoft had a lead in mobile and fucked that all away so I’m confident Apple can pass them.

  • @davidtanase7753
    @davidtanase7753 9 місяців тому +6

    The last story is actually really interesting, i couldn't have imagined it working

    • @geocruiser
      @geocruiser 9 місяців тому

      Agreed, I wonder what could be done with it

  • @DS-pk4eh
    @DS-pk4eh 9 місяців тому

    That F1 example does not make sense.
    How will you sync the live transimission that you are watching on TV with whatever the source is for the location data that those graphics need to show?!

  • @qfurgie
    @qfurgie 9 місяців тому +2

    tim cook also crying from JerryRigEverythings ‘teardown’ video

    • @KhalidTheSequel
      @KhalidTheSequel 9 місяців тому

      "Laminated glass" should be considered false advertising.

  • @Brixxter
    @Brixxter 9 місяців тому

    I wish I didn't find out about Monk's Last Case like 4 days ago, that way I would have found out through this video which would have been beautiful

  • @Carewolf
    @Carewolf 9 місяців тому

    6:56 what an old school laptop!

  • @cdibona
    @cdibona 9 місяців тому

    I admit I'm here for the Monk/Shalhoub references. Even though I dropped that show shortly after they dropped Sharona.

  • @D-Rockk
    @D-Rockk 9 місяців тому

    Love the slightly longer video, with lots of info

  • @ohwhatworld5851
    @ohwhatworld5851 9 місяців тому

    The first ideation of a product is always absurdly expensive. In 10 or so years, when every movie, series, video game, sports event, etc... has adapted and integrated the technology, VR headsets will be ubiquitous and will replace TV's.

    • @ReaperUnreal
      @ReaperUnreal 9 місяців тому

      So true, just like 3D TVs.

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 9 місяців тому

    I swear, printers always find some way to be either cursed or haunted. Or both.

  • @Energine1
    @Energine1 9 місяців тому

    MY GOD that dismount was majestic xD

  • @andywolan
    @andywolan 9 місяців тому +1

    8:49 - I watched the video the other day. It's actually pretty neat.

  • @YunisRajab
    @YunisRajab 9 місяців тому

    The gold coin vacuuming actually seems useful because I always feel like a missed some spots

  • @quentinmazouni8471
    @quentinmazouni8471 9 місяців тому

    Well, I never comment TechLinked videos, but what a joke: YT put a Bambu 3D printer ad exactly before the news about the recall 😂

  • @AndersHass
    @AndersHass 9 місяців тому

    Whosemrboss (I might spell it wrong, lol) did say something similar about images in regards to the Samsung image controversy. I think mkbhd also has (probably many others).

  • @RobertJene
    @RobertJene 9 місяців тому

    4:30 awesome Tim Cook impression

  • @HomoSapiensMember
    @HomoSapiensMember 9 місяців тому

    the ar apps mentioned ARE on the meta quest line already btw

  • @Rekhyt03
    @Rekhyt03 9 місяців тому

    These HARDCORE Excel enthusiasts are out of pocket. I can’t even begin to wrap my pea brain around how half the bs they come up with is supposed to work.
    I feel accomplished making a clean looking sheet for customer information. The fact that this guy made a working computer just doesn’t even seem real. 🤯😵‍💫

  • @squanchy474
    @squanchy474 9 місяців тому +4

    But can this excel processor play doom ?

  • @nathanddrews
    @nathanddrews 9 місяців тому +1

    Samsung: "There's no such thing as a real picture."
    NVIDIA: "There's no such thing as real frames."
    AMD: "There's no such thing as a bad value APU."
    Intel: "There's no such thing as an inefficient CPU."
    Apple: "There's no such thing as 'too expensive'."

  • @WraithAllen
    @WraithAllen 9 місяців тому +1

    That's an awesome use of Excel!

    • @ccibinel
      @ccibinel 9 місяців тому

      pointless... minecraft cpus ftw...

  • @heIIy
    @heIIy 9 місяців тому +1

    whats with the high frequency ringing dings

  • @polyesterShark
    @polyesterShark 9 місяців тому

    Somehow it's too much to ask for a phone's camera to take a realistic representation of a moment, but instead slather it in filters without consent of the user.

  • @evan
    @evan 9 місяців тому

    I keep watching for the Tim Cook impressions they’re so top notch

    • @CiaranSweet
      @CiaranSweet 9 місяців тому

      Ah, I see the linker of the US and English watches the linker of the Tech

  • @vinylcabasse
    @vinylcabasse 9 місяців тому

    NGL, that vacuum coin thing is my killer app

  • @aravjain
    @aravjain 7 місяців тому

    4:32 great Tim Cook impression 😂😂

  • @supasapien
    @supasapien 9 місяців тому +1

    Why does Tim Cook impression sounds like Old Walrus going through Divorce.

  • @alg003
    @alg003 9 місяців тому

    Its almost like a mega corporation continuing to aquire other corprorations makes that mega corporation worth more or something

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 9 місяців тому

    I guess you could call the japanese lunar lander slim shady... on account of it being in the shade for the next 2 weeks...

  • @calebjaques1416
    @calebjaques1416 9 місяців тому

    I know there are a lot of very talented individuals at LTT. However, if Linus ever quits, this is the man that should officially take over as the primary presenter. He has the best camera/stage presence by far and makes every video extremely entertaining to watch!

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 9 місяців тому +1

    You forgot to mention that the Japanese air force now has an official fursona

  • @enderoftime2530
    @enderoftime2530 9 місяців тому

    Why though!? Why go through the effort of building a 16-bit processor in excel of all programs!!!?

  • @alexlowe2054
    @alexlowe2054 9 місяців тому

    And here I was expecting the jokes about Emmy award winning Tony Shalhoub would stop. But the Monk jokes just keep coming.

  • @D-One
    @D-One 9 місяців тому

    TechLinked is the best Apple news channel!

  • @rackneh
    @rackneh 9 місяців тому

    Riley should take over Mac Adress as well just so he can make apple ceo voices all day

  • @DoomWalker42
    @DoomWalker42 9 місяців тому

    What happens if you overclock quick bits?

  • @NeonVisual
    @NeonVisual 9 місяців тому

    Microsoft have gotten the extra revenue by turning Windows 11 into shareware constantly pestering the user to pay the developers a subscription to unlock a paywall. If you don't then you keep getting nagged all the time. Windows 10 certainly deserves a second look as the shilling wasn't as bad in previous editions.

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something 9 місяців тому

    That’s so funny since apple is for sure getting the biggest mark up when selling their products of any major smartphone company

  • @maxmclean3640
    @maxmclean3640 9 місяців тому

    As an Aussie, I can agree everything Riley said was accurate

  • @Kevin_Street
    @Kevin_Street 9 місяців тому

    I say Humbug to Mr. Chomet. Bushwa! Just because you're using a sensor to capture light instead of a lens, there is still such a thing as "real" picture. A real picture is the light captured by the sensor, without any processing after the capture stage.
    Now that definition can get conceptually blurry when you stack separate images together to get more visual information than a single image can capture - but that's different from applying filters that completely alter the information.

    • @RandomVenezuelan
      @RandomVenezuelan 9 місяців тому

      "Without any processing after capture"
      So samsung man is right as every digital camera proceces the images. This is especially true in smartphones as nowadays software>hardware. Just look at how the pixel keeps winning mkbhd camera comparisons

  • @akshayparmar5760
    @akshayparmar5760 9 місяців тому

    Anytime I hear Userper the attack on titan theme just plays in my head

  • @taggerung890
    @taggerung890 9 місяців тому +4

    the Formula 1 AR application looks really cool

  • @wileymonair
    @wileymonair 9 місяців тому

    The Tim Apple impressions get me every time

  • @AlanTheBeast100
    @AlanTheBeast100 9 місяців тому

    Microsoft have been ahead of Apple a few times over the last couple years.
    Nadella is the best thing that ever happened to MS - Ballmer leaving was the 2nd best thing to happen to MS.
    And finally, Saudi Aramco is worth more (and somewhat public).

  • @MasonH24
    @MasonH24 9 місяців тому

    It's not Apple news without a Tim Cook impression from Riley. They're perfect.

  • @tsuikagura
    @tsuikagura 9 місяців тому

    Comments on Riley’s Tim Cook never getting old never get old.

  • @Goodsdogs
    @Goodsdogs 9 місяців тому

    Your Tim Cook impressions are seriously making think I need to buy my mom an iPhone ngl

  • @stevenclive8910
    @stevenclive8910 9 місяців тому

    Wow! the dystopia is closer than expected 🙃 5:12

  • @bubbledoubletrouble
    @bubbledoubletrouble 9 місяців тому

    "The partnership will see Semafor journalists using AI tools to search news sources across multiple languages but still write the articles themselves"
    "write the articles"? There better be more to this, because as described these "journalists" will _at best_ be summarizing someone else's articles