Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort On STOLEN VALOR Guys

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  • @PeenWienerstien
    @PeenWienerstien 20 днів тому +341

    Watching stolen valor videos is like watching 2 schizophrenic people accuse eachother of gang stalking

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 20 днів тому

      "You think I don't know about V2k, you IDIOT? I SAW YOUR VAN"

    • @yesok2954
      @yesok2954 20 днів тому +14

      Now I really hope those videos exist. Damn, what a good video.

    • @fridgerator3786
      @fridgerator3786 20 днів тому +4

      I smell a hit

    • @djcoinlaundry
      @djcoinlaundry 19 днів тому +4

      I follow a lot of gang stalkers and tbh you’re right. The people accusing stolen valor are equally damaged and reminiscent of gang stalker’s anger and paranoia at other fellow npc

    • @RoxorTehCoxor
      @RoxorTehCoxor 19 днів тому

      ​@@djcoinlaundrywhat are the channels I need to turn my brain off

  • @lewiswetzel8617
    @lewiswetzel8617 20 днів тому +403

    I PROUDLY SERVED AS A NAVY SEAL IN THE CIVIL WAR.

    • @bazzatheblue
      @bazzatheblue 20 днів тому +29

      Thankyou for your service

    • @Stacey_-bf2mb
      @Stacey_-bf2mb 20 днів тому

      I SUCKED DICK IN MIAMI 🫡

    • @Brandon-tk2rw
      @Brandon-tk2rw 20 днів тому +7

      gray squad

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 20 днів тому +26

      I was Jefferson Davis' top guy

    • @ye24christisking40
      @ye24christisking40 20 днів тому

      Thank you for your service, sir! I'd salute you but I had both my arms blown off by the Japs at the Battle of the Barge

  • @llllIlllIIIll
    @llllIlllIIIll 20 днів тому +390

    Larping for Israel.

    • @giantent763
      @giantent763 20 днів тому +26

      Exactly!

    • @MyNameJeff..
      @MyNameJeff.. 20 днів тому +1

      Yea for real. I’m a retired vet, I will never have my son go in. I’ll pay him not to if he ever decides to. My brother is almost out, and it’s like reeducation camp style woke programming of meetings and powerpoints. Besides being fodder for a shadow government, the brainwashing is unreal. And not the usual military brainwashing.

    • @virgil9303
      @virgil9303 20 днів тому

      Dork

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 20 днів тому +17

      there are millions of indian men doing this on twitter every day
      not even kidding, its weird

    • @d0nboozy
      @d0nboozy 19 днів тому +9

      @@ZeranZeran They are being hired to pose as Brazilians.

  • @deeeich267
    @deeeich267 20 днів тому +132

    “I just do missions” lmao

    • @aurum6501
      @aurum6501 20 днів тому +38

      Said that like he’s fuckin master Chief lol

  • @ye24christisking40
    @ye24christisking40 20 днів тому +387

    Just as gay as stealing valor is, caring about it and dedicating time chasing them around in the streets might even be gayer

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 20 днів тому

      Imagine getting really worked up over the job you had when you were 18 enough to yell at the homeless and retarded twenty years later.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 20 днів тому +28

      Sometimes ya gotta let people suck.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 20 днів тому +63

      Everyone in these stolen valor videos are such goobers.

    • @ChipFreeSpace
      @ChipFreeSpace 20 днів тому +6

      Depends on the intent. There are ways to handle it for sir, and if I legitimately lost people while in I would feel a certain way.

    • @ChipFreeSpace
      @ChipFreeSpace 20 днів тому

      Some of these people are actually room temperature iq and deserve some backlash

  • @ye24christisking40
    @ye24christisking40 20 днів тому +170

    "I only shoot Colt, thats my brand. If im in a firefight and i cant find a Colt, i will either die or surrender. Thats how deep my brand loyalty goes"

  • @Darth_Conans
    @Darth_Conans 20 днів тому +35

    I was in the 1488th Underwater Infantry "Shabbos Goy" Regiment Reserve Musician Corps, and you DO NOT steal my brothers' valor like that! Come back and look me in the eye after you witness an adult circumcision!

    • @Pilkie101
      @Pilkie101 15 годин тому

      Nice regiment breh

  • @totalstranger9880
    @totalstranger9880 20 днів тому +80

    the military is so gay

    • @BilltheFifth
      @BilltheFifth 20 днів тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment.

  • @allstar7459
    @allstar7459 20 днів тому +107

    I fought in Kekistan from 2015-2017... Seen some badddd shit mann

    • @Punishedgentile
      @Punishedgentile 20 днів тому

      Kekistani meme war vets are the absolute hardest MFers on the planet

    • @novaxdjokovic9592
      @novaxdjokovic9592 20 днів тому +12

      oh ya? What regimen? Give me the MOS

    • @tongpoo8985
      @tongpoo8985 20 днів тому +4

      Uhrm, okaaaaay? Where's your flag dude?

    • @horsymandias-ur
      @horsymandias-ur 20 днів тому +3

      Thank you for your service.

    • @dingus6317
      @dingus6317 20 днів тому +9

      Pepe's top guy, he personally took down Shia's HWNDU flag

  • @smoke_something
    @smoke_something 20 днів тому +78

    The worst part about that stolen valor clip is the dudes wife trying to calm him down because she's embarrassed

    • @hamupinhere
      @hamupinhere 20 днів тому +15

      Lol that one happened at the mall near me, Oxford Valley Mall. The dude got interviewed on the news shortly after.

    • @sanguiniusi8187
      @sanguiniusi8187 5 днів тому

      *best part

  • @sk8trryan1997
    @sk8trryan1997 20 днів тому +90

    Thank Frank Hassle for his service. I’ll wait.

  • @user-pf9rf3sr1q
    @user-pf9rf3sr1q 20 днів тому +118

    MY SON.... US MARINE HYDE

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 20 днів тому +41

    "All I do is... I go out on missions"

  • @or6060
    @or6060 20 днів тому +54

    stolen valor is like kiwifarms. obsessing over losers makes you a loser.

    • @scoutmastert.7181
      @scoutmastert.7181 19 днів тому +8

      you have a thread on the farms, don't you?

    • @tommysanchez4757
      @tommysanchez4757 19 днів тому +7

      What a weird way to try to attempt a connection, a little rent free in your brain I think.

    • @or6060
      @or6060 19 днів тому

      @@scoutmastert.7181 you stalk retards online, don't you?

    • @or6060
      @or6060 19 днів тому

      @@tommysanchez4757 would that be the same way lolcows live in your head?

    • @or6060
      @or6060 19 днів тому

      ​@@scoutmastert.7181 you stalk internet personalities, don't you?

  • @archiethedog4515
    @archiethedog4515 20 днів тому +56

    I served in the future war, fucking salute me or I'll piss my pants.

  • @Jay-kk3dv
    @Jay-kk3dv 20 днів тому +56

    Every branch of the military is like it’s own cult

    • @hardluck8732
      @hardluck8732 20 днів тому +16

      that's what 've gathered. And the thing about cults....they do whatever their leaders tell them to do.

    • @nazberg445
      @nazberg445 19 днів тому

      its

    • @dato1068
      @dato1068 19 днів тому

      Please tell us more

    • @DavidPlaysGuitarSometimes
      @DavidPlaysGuitarSometimes 16 днів тому

      Nah. Less than 1% of the country serves and they've earned the right as an institution to protect their reputation against these clowns who like to play dress up

    • @hardluck8732
      @hardluck8732 16 днів тому +2

      @@DavidPlaysGuitarSometimes Is that why they have trans generals and guys that like to wear dog masks?

  • @tomtumulec2504
    @tomtumulec2504 20 днів тому +126

    I always get mad at suburban kids for wearing black air forces, like have some fuking respect for all death hood soldiers. Like deam, stole same fuking kia first.

    • @brodbreiss
      @brodbreiss 20 днів тому +23

      Some of these cul-de-sacs are harder than the hood. You don’t even know the struggle like I’ve seen it

    • @xRGMpictures
      @xRGMpictures 20 днів тому +8

      ⁠@@brodbreiss Jason’s response to stealing valor for donations “whooooo caaaaarrreeeeessss”

    • @MyNameJeff..
      @MyNameJeff.. 20 днів тому +7

      No cap fam frfr… On god

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 20 днів тому +3

      They opps be lurkin

    • @UndisputedBillyBadass
      @UndisputedBillyBadass 20 днів тому

      @@brodbreiss the real trenches lil niqqa

  • @category472
    @category472 20 днів тому +51

    That last guy was straight out of the great war lmao

  • @hal687
    @hal687 20 днів тому +43

    u are allowed to wear whatever u want, just call the cops on these assholes if they confront you trying to get ur pan handle game on.

  • @GoodGuyBiker
    @GoodGuyBiker 20 днів тому +228

    Sam Hyde sold me Fentanyl behind a home hardware in 2015

  • @Yarcofin
    @Yarcofin 19 днів тому +20

    You can tell that "being in the military" is the entire identity and personality of the guys busting them. It's like a religion. "Take off MY uniform. My friends died in that uniform!"

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 19 днів тому +7

      For most of these guys it's the job they did from the ages of 18 to 21. Move on with your lives.

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 17 днів тому

      They died for nothing.

    • @layunin2941
      @layunin2941 14 днів тому +2

      As an 8 year vet of the Army, I would never go around and record these weirdos engaging in stolen valor. Most of them are the same lunatic homeless you'd see on a traffic island in the middle of a turnpike. Recording them and having a meltdown has always been insane to me.

    • @soyenjoya6128
      @soyenjoya6128 13 днів тому

      ​@@layunin2941Nobody cares

    • @layunin2941
      @layunin2941 13 днів тому

      @@soyenjoya6128 you cared enough to reply goober

  • @grantn.9061
    @grantn.9061 20 днів тому +80

    I served in the 69th battalion of the 420th division and I find this video very disrespectful

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 20 днів тому +8

      Thank you for your surface.

    • @hamupinhere
      @hamupinhere 20 днів тому +3

      420th division, huh? Ok, ok umm, so how many years did you do???

    • @grantn.9061
      @grantn.9061 20 днів тому +10

      @@hamupinhere I served in over 14 battles and 88 skirmishes in a career lasting decades as a marine sargeant with a specialty in deepwater security threats. I really don't deserve praise though, I was just doing my job and serving my country.

    • @hamupinhere
      @hamupinhere 20 днів тому +2

      @@grantn.9061 Uh huh, wow ok, cool man, ok ok. Ok, well let me ask you this then: what's that insignia on your shoulder right there? What does that mean?????

    • @shiiswii4136
      @shiiswii4136 20 днів тому

      @@grantn.9061 Thank you sir.

  • @devonboyer626
    @devonboyer626 20 днів тому +112

    The military has given bullies so much "justification" to be assholes for no reason at all. The jackhole guy is the perfect example. He's actually convinced himself he's providing a service with his obnoxious indignation.

    • @jaypioh
      @jaypioh 19 днів тому +5

      civnats will be civnats

    • @pdanny526
      @pdanny526 19 днів тому

      Show me your veterans id card jack hole!!!

  • @antimonos
    @antimonos 20 днів тому +27

    After I finished school, I served as the Captain of the USS Liberty. We lost a lot of great men that day but I did receive the Purple Heart so it wasn't that bad.

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 19 днів тому +1

      Medal of Honor, go big or go home.

    • @antimonos
      @antimonos 19 днів тому

      @@SaginawCareerComplex noted😄 (English here and I don't know enough about your valour rites & rituals)

    • @guru_9
      @guru_9 18 днів тому

      Thank you for your service 🤝🏻

  • @nancyjackson3909
    @nancyjackson3909 20 днів тому +36

    Major pain was my name i served in the 304 1st recon balltalion in american war against lupus

  • @longdaysandhardworkatramra8260
    @longdaysandhardworkatramra8260 20 днів тому +18

    Had an old indian guy claim to be ex SAS and secret service or some crap, went on about it for ages, then he was like "I still have my badge", pulls out his wallet, a freaking shiny felt badge that just says "undercover", bruh.

    • @jaypioh
      @jaypioh 19 днів тому +6

      please help me i am fucking secret service

  • @FirstnameLastname-pe5ib
    @FirstnameLastname-pe5ib 20 днів тому +26

    the first loud fat vet was giving major cenk ugur vibes

  • @Rezplz
    @Rezplz 20 днів тому +27

    Gamergate veteran with 76k gamerscore and over 500 games in my steam library

    • @napalm6927
      @napalm6927 20 днів тому

      damn i just check, u do have over 500 games on steam, thank you for your service 🫡

  • @systemsandlogistics
    @systemsandlogistics 20 днів тому +20

    The last dude was my friend in high school lmaooo big prankster from Santa Ana.

    • @mottathehutt6494
      @mottathehutt6494 19 днів тому +2

      You better have thanked him for his service

  • @hibachifordinner8945
    @hibachifordinner8945 20 днів тому +20

    There's a video of a guy calling out someone's stolen Valor, and it turned out that the guy calling him out was also doing stolen Valor. Dude was such a nasty shredded beast

  • @giantent763
    @giantent763 20 днів тому +69

    The last guy was based.

  • @richarddresden6869
    @richarddresden6869 20 днів тому +29

    “Disabled veteran. What donyoubthink that means?”
    Translated:
    - I scammed the VA for having tinnitus, sleep apnea, and an achey back.

    • @kukuyeah
      @kukuyeah 20 днів тому +4

      Standing next to the burn pits gave me PTSD.

  • @TerryWhisk
    @TerryWhisk 20 днів тому +11

    “All I do is go out on missions”

    • @HoboHunterRik
      @HoboHunterRik 20 днів тому +3

      I feel that so much

    • @TobyTheTroll
      @TobyTheTroll 19 днів тому +2

      Maybe the mission was the friends we made along the way

  • @MyNameJeff..
    @MyNameJeff.. 20 днів тому +24

    “You’re walking around with no veterans ID card.” Lol what? I don’t even have that. I do have my retired id and the star on my actual license, but I don’t know any of my buddies that have one.

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 20 днів тому +5

      The VA issues them and you have to have it to do just about anything there

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 20 днів тому +21

      I'm calling stolen valor on this comment. Get em boys!

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 19 днів тому +2

      "veteran's uniform" is what got me in that clip.

  • @alanmcnew5376
    @alanmcnew5376 20 днів тому +11

    Someone once told me they were a privateer in the special forces and their job was being a gunner on a secret space shuttle.

  • @captainruffles5990
    @captainruffles5990 20 днів тому +17

    Till my last breath, or my last bullet, *I WILL FIGHT FOR HOMOSEXUAL RIGHTS IN BOTSWANA!!!*

  • @SmellerTheFirst
    @SmellerTheFirst 20 днів тому +59

    Help me sir I'm INDIAN!!!!

  • @cuve_ae
    @cuve_ae 20 днів тому +14

    My sister started yelling at a stolen valor dude dressed up in mix match branch uniforms, she tells me to check him for disrespecting “what I fought for.” Funny asf man we were at a Chinese buffet, she’s schizo btw

  • @nighthowell
    @nighthowell 20 днів тому +30

    As someone who spent 8 years as an ar15 assault rifle specialist in Kuwait fighting the Taliban, these clips fill me with rage.

    • @Lllllllllllllllll1lllll
      @Lllllllllllllllll1lllll 20 днів тому +11

      Ok boomer

    • @dingus6317
      @dingus6317 20 днів тому +12

      How does it feel to know you were over there for Israel

    • @MeczennikFitnessu
      @MeczennikFitnessu 20 днів тому

      How long until you off yourself?

    • @nighthowell
      @nighthowell 20 днів тому

      @@dingus6317 what does israel have to do with this? Israel is our closest ally. muslims flew planes into the empire state buildings because they hate our freedoms. I am proud to have served my country even when my wife left me, can you say the same?

    • @nighthowell
      @nighthowell 20 днів тому +8

      @@dingus6317 what does Israel have to do with this . Israel is our closest ally. the Taliban flew those planes into the empire state buildings because they envy our freedoms. I was proud to have served my country even when my wife left me. can you say the same??

  • @ChideNorms
    @ChideNorms 20 днів тому +42

    Valor? This country has none.

    • @virgil9303
      @virgil9303 20 днів тому +2

      What?

    • @ChideNorms
      @ChideNorms 20 днів тому +13

      @@virgil9303 you can’t steal valor that isn’t there

  • @joseph8275
    @joseph8275 19 днів тому +5

    My dad used to wear a USS Somethinganother navy hat on occasion when I was a kid. Walking through the airport a few people asked him about it and his story was that he wasn’t in the navy but was stationed on it on a top secret mission and couldn’t say more about it. I was super embarrassed at the time but in retrospect it was kinda hilarious

  • @alwaysmarciplier9698
    @alwaysmarciplier9698 20 днів тому +16

    i like to think some of these guys arent stolen valor but just incompetent

    • @hardluck8732
      @hardluck8732 20 днів тому +4

      that's very possible

    • @SeppukuAddict
      @SeppukuAddict 17 днів тому

      “Hello sir, I see that you’re in a wheelchair but we’re not gonna let that stop us. We’re gonna make you part of an elite team…”

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 20 днів тому +9

    If these people just didn't answer any questions they would be left alone. Every public conflict I have seen has began with someone doing an interrogation and the other person answering every question. You don't have to.

  • @KazangKazoom
    @KazangKazoom 20 днів тому +5

    12:47 I busted several peanuts laughing when he said “pants? There right here bro.”

  • @andrewnagle5539
    @andrewnagle5539 20 днів тому +4

    I did 38 tours in county for scrapping copper

  • @flyboieblair6636
    @flyboieblair6636 20 днів тому +7

    I served 10th blatoon 5th division Kekistani Special Forces during the last battle of Europa

  • @Eric-ux4wm
    @Eric-ux4wm 20 днів тому +12

    When I was 11 or 12 my uncle gave me and my brother camo bdu jackets with some medals. One day paintballing Some old balding guy started yelling at us to "set us straight." as we had committed stolen valor. BTW my uncle was brigadier general Gen Charles Viale.

    • @d_boneswish1296
      @d_boneswish1296 20 днів тому

      Is that the guy that did suicide by cop because he was a pedo?

  • @systemichaos5867
    @systemichaos5867 20 днів тому +6

    Let me pretend to be in the military so that I too can be failed by the VA.

  • @oaken8431
    @oaken8431 20 днів тому +8

    Honestly if I saw someone yelling at a stolen valor homeless guy, I’d tell him he’s wrong here this ain’t it.

  • @ahdgrbfixg
    @ahdgrbfixg 20 днів тому +6

    I'm actually a former president, no biggie.

  • @Grayfox988
    @Grayfox988 20 днів тому +4

    If you ask me the stolen valor guys are the real heroes.
    Thank you for your service Marine Ranger Seal guy wearing WW2 medals, including an Iron Cross.

  • @knuckledragger4648
    @knuckledragger4648 19 днів тому +5

    I just go places and ask if they have a veterans discount. I'm not saying I'm a veteran. But if the cashier wants to apply a veterans discount without asking any questions, that's between them and corporate, none of my business.

    • @knuckledragger4648
      @knuckledragger4648 19 днів тому

      Joking aside I've been _loudly_ accused of stolen valor in public twice: 1, for wearing an OD green g-shock, 2, for wearing a WW2 veteran cap I found that day at a thrift shop (yeah, I'm 23 and fought Hitler hand to hand). These people are losers to such a degree that I don't care if their "valor" is "stolen", fuck em.

  • @FragranceProphet
    @FragranceProphet 20 днів тому +37

    Stolen valor implies there is some valor in the uniform.... ugh since the GWOT started idk about that

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison 20 днів тому

      Oh yeah. The Gay War of Titties ruined the military.

  • @kesdunu937
    @kesdunu937 20 днів тому +6

    YOURE NOT A REAL WELFARE QUEEN, I AM!! 👿

  • @Borin_g
    @Borin_g 20 днів тому +4

    Honestly dude, I think that the mexican guy jwas just fucking trolling the ammount of flags he had on his uniform, lmaoooo

    • @d_boneswish1296
      @d_boneswish1296 20 днів тому +2

      Yeah, that was set up as a comedy bit. No way that was real.

  • @ebookjapan8054
    @ebookjapan8054 20 днів тому +4

    "My friends died"
    You joined the military dude, that sucks but if you didn't think that one through then theres no helping you.

  • @MyNameJeff..
    @MyNameJeff.. 20 днів тому +9

    Last one was obviously fake

  • @justmyopinion2333
    @justmyopinion2333 20 днів тому +14

    I was in 3rd infantry during invasion 2003 Iraq war. But just for a gag I like to say random battles an wars when strangers ask about service. I’m a veteran of nam or Japan somtimes Korea. Fuck um stolen valor is funny , I was a tunnel rat in nam sometimes I served at bunker hill hamburger hill bull run is good way for me to be a conversation killer with dipshits

    • @smeagolmazurenko5238
      @smeagolmazurenko5238 20 днів тому +1

      Lmao at the thought of some shit-head thanking you for your service and you following up with how many men you lost in Korea.

    • @BillRoyMcBill
      @BillRoyMcBill 19 днів тому +4

      I like to 100-yard stare off into the distance, with a look of horror and disbelief, and just continue staring away until they leave...

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 19 днів тому +3

      Little Bighorn, you were the one to shoot Custer off his horse.

    • @justmyopinion2333
      @justmyopinion2333 19 днів тому +1

      @@BillRoyMcBill nice. When u are in public and hear loud banging noises, grab your ears an start rocking back an forth tell things are free. I got free ice cream because the coal sirens started goin off next to the Dairy Queen....yum I should of got a Oscar.

    • @BillRoyMcBill
      @BillRoyMcBill 19 днів тому

      @@justmyopinion2333 Nice work bro, I was thinking of going fetal and sobbing the next time I heard a helicopter...maybe for extra points I'll wet myself.

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish 20 днів тому +8

    sirrr what you are doingggg is illegullll ☝️🤓

  • @robbyrobot3303
    @robbyrobot3303 20 днів тому +3

    I steal valor from speedrunners and claim I hold world record runs in mega man 4, X3, and Legends 2

  • @ChasingAmy97
    @ChasingAmy97 19 днів тому +2

    The guys who catch them are the real sillybillys

  • @seandamerell7910
    @seandamerell7910 19 днів тому +2

    NOBODY PRETENDS TO BE A HERO BUT ME!

  • @KateHikes88
    @KateHikes88 20 днів тому +6

    There's no valor to be stolen since they're all zogbots anyway.

    • @jaypioh
      @jaypioh 19 днів тому +1

      based negev

  • @mikemcclellan2863
    @mikemcclellan2863 19 днів тому +2

    I was sensei of my platoon in the coast guard... in '94 i was training rebels in the jungles of Siberia when we were ambushed by MS13. Thats when Kurt Angle flew in on a paraglider and saved us. Semper Fi.

  • @johnnymartinez478
    @johnnymartinez478 20 днів тому +12

    I know 3 guys who I work with all 100% disabled getting 4k$ a month from the govt while working a very physiclaly demanding job … and they never saw direct combat …. What a joke

  • @mr.coolmug3181
    @mr.coolmug3181 19 днів тому +1

    'I was platoon commander sergeant Jack Hole, 12th Battalion, 8th Division, United States Marine; graduate at the top of my class, 1978; veteran of I-raq, with honours, 1991; honourably discharged with shrapnel damage, 1992. That's why I wear the uniform.'

  • @mcdouche2
    @mcdouche2 20 днів тому +2

    Don Shipley verifies me as a genuine Navy SEAL several times a day.

  • @longjohnson9214
    @longjohnson9214 19 днів тому +2

    Imma name my son General Sargeant

  • @philthedrill2244
    @philthedrill2244 20 днів тому +2

    12:10 “what did he die of? Being cool?”

  • @mrlevinielsen
    @mrlevinielsen 20 днів тому +3

    "My friend died wearing that uniform", as if these goobers are gonna understand the weight of that

    • @Darth_Conans
      @Darth_Conans 20 днів тому +6

      "This exact one? I bought this at a surplus store, dude."

  • @andrewnagle5539
    @andrewnagle5539 20 днів тому +2

    When my records get declassified I’m gunna give these frauds a piece of my mind.

  • @intensenarwhal3688
    @intensenarwhal3688 19 днів тому +1

    We need one of these guys to be on fish tank season 3

  • @CaptainStandiford
    @CaptainStandiford 20 днів тому +25

    These military guys make me hate the military even more than I already do

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 20 днів тому +1

      Grow a pair Nancy Pelosi

    • @stealtoe9036
      @stealtoe9036 20 днів тому

      LMAO... Military guys act like a 8 yr old throwing a tantrum while also bullying there younger sibling
      ​@@pandavelli8176

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison 20 днів тому

      ​Dude named @@pandavelli8176 says to grow a pair 😂

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 20 днів тому +5

      ​@@pandavelli8176 These millenials don't know a damn thing about the military... ALL THEY KNOW IS PRONOUNS!!

    • @jacobusmarch9524
      @jacobusmarch9524 20 днів тому +3

      @@pandavelli8176you will never be clint eastwood

  • @shinyadino1926
    @shinyadino1926 20 днів тому +9

    I would like to serve but I Indian, please help me sar.

  • @jacobs4545
    @jacobs4545 20 днів тому +2

    Even crazier are the police impersonators. Sam aware of jeremy dewitte?

  • @New_Creature_
    @New_Creature_ 20 днів тому +3

    Maybe the first guy was legit because it sounded like a gunfight was going on in the background

  • @mottathehutt6494
    @mottathehutt6494 19 днів тому

    Great videos, took notes on how to steal valor more convincingly in the future.

  • @RoxorTehCoxor
    @RoxorTehCoxor 19 днів тому +1

    I wear a WW 1 Vet hat and just *wish* someone would.
    Thank me for my service, chit.

  • @DoIoannToKnow
    @DoIoannToKnow 20 днів тому +1

    6:16 The best part is that is literally one mile down the road from a very active military base.
    lol

  • @jsl2411
    @jsl2411 19 днів тому +1

    Last guy is hilarious

  • @AlexRoivas
    @AlexRoivas 19 днів тому +2

    I'm doing this for my daughter.

  • @travelsahead
    @travelsahead 20 днів тому +3

    @7:30 uuUuUGh sir yes sir CommMandeR Jack Hole.. report to sector alpha bravo echo . ⛳

  • @Teabonesteak
    @Teabonesteak 20 днів тому +3

    Diamond camo

  • @samuestos6908
    @samuestos6908 20 днів тому +2

    Aw... I was in the Navy
    Don't know anything though

  • @acek.7094
    @acek.7094 19 днів тому +3

    "Rule 23: I am not allowed to have flashbacks to wars I didn't participate in."

    • @BillRoyMcBill
      @BillRoyMcBill 19 днів тому +1

      Thanks for the reminder, I saw a white guy with a blue button-up shirt, and an indian guy with a dreamcatcher t-shirt sitting together at Denny's and had to check myself before having a full PTSD blowout over Wounded Knee.

  • @jnaples71121
    @jnaples71121 19 днів тому +1

    Last one was satire but instill appreciated it.

  • @zachariaseymore5202
    @zachariaseymore5202 20 днів тому +1

    yo you gotta go be upside down in your dodge ram lmao

  • @thisisimportant6658
    @thisisimportant6658 20 днів тому +1

    i was a 4th company parakeet in the navy. lots of good man died when the uss driscoll sank

  • @aaronsharp7641
    @aaronsharp7641 19 днів тому

    Welcome back to PRISON PLANET, a show about working until you die

  • @coasterking1078
    @coasterking1078 19 днів тому +1

    I wish they said something about the last clip 😥

  • @JM-mr6lv
    @JM-mr6lv 19 днів тому +1

    The military is just the male version of a HOA

  • @Putzing
    @Putzing 19 днів тому

    So tough to watch lmao

  • @ZK_SHREDR
    @ZK_SHREDR 8 днів тому

    Captain Frank hassle of the 501st division would not be pleased with these phonies, for he is a veteran

  • @jackskahan597
    @jackskahan597 18 днів тому

    The stolen valor catchers are 1000 times worse than the men stealing valor

  • @fridgerator3786
    @fridgerator3786 20 днів тому +2

    Wow these people are such silly billies

  • @cdrom887
    @cdrom887 20 днів тому

    Good for this guy.
    All of this guys.

  • @lomemarsupial
    @lomemarsupial 20 днів тому +1

    everyone would feel even if they had rented valor

  • @mayorpufnstuf4470
    @mayorpufnstuf4470 13 днів тому

    It's more counterfeit than stolen
    Not like they mugged a vet for their ribbons

  • @SDLXVI
    @SDLXVI 19 днів тому

    Stolen Valor's proof: "I'm a real soldier."
    U.S PatriQt's proof: "My brother was a real soldier!!"

  • @BigEvan96
    @BigEvan96 9 днів тому

    Kinda sounds like Jessie Ventura's story of why he's a navy seal.