Matt is fine, yes -- a specimen. And he wears it so humbly. But it is the elephant in the room when he's on stage. However, the other two comics are actually good-looking, and not just for comics. But yeah, no, Matt's in a class by himself. And funny as hell.
They're all attractive in their own way, but that obsession over Matt's conventional attrativeness and the blatant insecurity is just uncomfortable to watch
It's a joke. Meant to be one at least. Every comedian has to use what they have, including their physicsl attributes. He is conventionally very attractive, sort of an exception in the comedy business. Why not use it as material?
Idk about 9, some are mean-spirited or lame and that instantly knocks them down many pegs no matter how good-looking. A GOOD comic, yes. Being genuinely funny makes you infinitely more attractive.
Ok yes, Matt is attractive, but he’s just not hot anymore. He’s becoming so meh. He’s becoming overplayed, like one of em’ one hit wonders songs you hear over and over again, on the top 40’s radio stations
To be fair he also did Wild N Out which I think would be classed as a variety show. And he did reality TV shows like the Challenge spin off Champs vs Stars. He’s got a good mug and he’s definitely used it. Can’t fault the guy for exploring other stuff. He’s damn good at stand up.
Never did I ever imagine seeing these two together. Now I want them to also invite Akaash Singh. That'd be a great back2back show I'd pay to enioy haha!!
Agreed. Matt is cute but the "4" (definitely NOT a 4) is way more my type than Matt. Matt looks like a little boy to me lol. The "4" has nice masculine features.
Matt said that he used to be ugly up until he was 22 but if you look him up when he was younger, you’ll see that’s a lie cause he been looking that good since forever 😅
“You’re still sitting on that?” Yes Sir, I’ll sit on that 4. If he is a 4 what are the other two? 2 and a 1.5? Sorry, but Mr. Four is the 10 outta the three for me.
@@mr.peanutbutter5423 the phrase is "token black guy" not "TOLKIEN black guy" tolkien is the author of the fucking Lord of the Rings books dumbass. the google search bar is right there
If that guy is a four then none of us are safe.
🤣🤣🤣
You don't get to say 😤😂
Don't you know the difference between then and than?
@@tickles5289 I blame autocorrect but honestly it was probably my fault lol
@Kaylynn Anderson that's cool. I'm just a jerk imposing grammar dictatorship as a pass time 😆
The guy he called a 4 is an 8 at minimum
I'd say 7. But he is attractive, I'd date him.
Agreed! 8 or higher!
He backtracked and said 4 outta 5. But the middle dude is a 9 outta 10 IMO. 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤣🤣🤣
Ya bc of inflation I’m a 4 apparently
@@Pauleliacomedy a 4?? in this economy??? honest to god you’re a straight up 10 pls
Bro called him a 4 bruh 💀
out of 5 😂
Ya I was hella undervalued
...and he took that personally.
He does like Christopher Maltisanti...just sayn...
The " Out of Five...out of five"🥺
Was soo damnn cuteee
Matt's face when he said, "outta 5 🥺"
And the way he fucking putz his hand on his shoulder and comforts him is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Yeah the look of pity to the "4 "GUY from Matt, smh
😅😅😅
When a 2 calls you a 4 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Oh damn 😂
Nah that dudes better looking
Lol
@@TeamProU No he's not.
they’re all handsome
Yeah but Matt is cheating 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a sweet comment 😊
They really are. And the fact that they’re all funny only makes them hotter lol
I found the elusive, old school sweet, woman! Hahaha 🫠
Yeah and fucking group comedy became a thing again. The end is near
I hate Matt for being a straight up 10 💀 he's that kind of guy I'd tell anyone i'm not into and be lying
You just like me fr 😂
I hate Matt for being a straight
@@JacobAnthonyOConnor lmao 😂
The preemptive rejection!
I know that feel🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
& no one would believe it cause they all got eyes
Nah dude he blind u a 100/10
Thanks, it feels good to be seen
100/5**
hi i love you
@@Pauleliacomedy
Matt being a sweetheart "outta five....outta five" 🥺 he's got your back, man. 😂❤
Matt is just insanely attractive
Matt is fine, yes -- a specimen. And he wears it so humbly. But it is the elephant in the room when he's on stage. However, the other two comics are actually good-looking, and not just for comics. But yeah, no, Matt's in a class by himself. And funny as hell.
As I read this comment I would’ve never imagined it to come from someone with a badass name like Barbarian 😂
But, I agree, Matt’s hilarious
I love how this guy's pinnacle of hotness is ppl throwing gift cards at him...😂
LMAO!!!
He does look like a model
Have you seen him without his shirt on? Yes, he looks like a model!!!
I model for Iraqi Digest Magazine
Matt underwent a complete swan transformation. He had bad teeth as a teen. He started working out and fixed his teeth. It made a big difference
@@123cillitbang the way you worded it sounds like working out made his teeth straight lmao
The way they turn into his BFF girlfriends forever.
"Don't listen to him hon" and "it's out of 5" 🤣😂
😂😂😂
Lmao!! I was thinking "I didn't know guys supported each other like that, this is nice" 😂
Bro fr 😂😂😂😂 I was like okay besties they are so uplifting ❤😂
Fr lol 😂
He does comedy cause he’s great at it ! Beauty fades but laughter is forever !!
Middle dude looks like someone I'd call Baby, but that dude they said was a four is a DADDY.
This
YES! 💯🎯😆🙌✅
Damn hes way cuter than him he's just giving em hell calling him a 4 😅🤣. Matt could model if he wanted to though.
Yeah he hating on me hard
@@Pauleliacomedy 🤣🤣
He isn’t a four at all he’s handsome as hell
agreed!
Exactly meanwhile Matt is not good looking. The dudes face looks like plastic
Imagine having drinks with these guys. The conversation would just be freakin' sparkling. Go home with stomach cramps from all the laughing. Sigh.
Meet us at TGI Fridays!
@@Pauleliacomedy damn I went to the TGIFridays in NY. Instructions were unclear
Are you kidding me?!? I wouldn't be able to put anything in my mouth out of the fear of spraying food and drinks all over them due to laughing 😂
hahahah!!@@GregQuillen
Let's be honest here, I think all three of them are pretty damn fine
I don’t think he likes it when people focus on his looks …
Guy they called 4 is the cutest one. Straight guys cannot understand who is actually hot.
He short doe
@@rn6710 let's hope you're over 6 feet and not overweight doe before you go saying that
@@rn6710 I don't care, I am 5'5
@@zea.94 i care
Exactly
Matts like the Jensen Ackles of comedians.
RIGHT. ANE JENSEN IYS FINE AS HEYELL ❤❤❤ ane funny too.
@@rhondasdayI concur🥰
Matt is a handsome comedian which is rare 😂😂
Matt is the human incarnation of Disney’s Hercules… No one can tell me different
The way matt was like 'out of 5, out of five' 🥺
Matt is a sweetheart, and he's beautiful ❤️
I know it’s a joke but fr tho? he so handsome, he is NOT a 4 lol
Ya they sleeping on me for sure
Paul desperately needed this comment section 🎉
They're all attractive in their own way, but that obsession over Matt's conventional attrativeness and the blatant insecurity is just uncomfortable to watch
Solid take
He is trying to be funny.
It's a joke. Meant to be one at least. Every comedian has to use what they have, including their physicsl attributes. He is conventionally very attractive, sort of an exception in the comedy business. Why not use it as material?
Clearly wasn't made out if insecurity. He was desperately tryna make a joke about the most obvious material he had to work with
Isn't insecurity the underpin of stand up comedy?
Matt also takes really good care of himself. He will even tell you he didn’t always look that great
That's a lie, ive seen younger pictures of him and he's always been attractive. His looks are just more mature and hes gained some weight.
All are attractive 😂😂😂
Firstly, Matt is UBER fine. Secondly, yes. Four out five. Uber rating.
The guy who is a four looks like Jon Bernthal. This statement in itself says that he ain't a FOUR!!
That's exactly what I thought! I like darker eyes too
I didn’t realize how attractive you we’re actually until I got a good look
He did you dirty tho
4/5 was a good save Matt
That’s my boy!
@Paul Elia you Are Handsome
My mouth hit the floor when he said 4, ain't no way..
Honestly any guy who does comedy is an instant 9 minimum
Thank you
Idk about 9, some are mean-spirited or lame and that instantly knocks them down many pegs no matter how good-looking. A GOOD comic, yes. Being genuinely funny makes you infinitely more attractive.
Oh my God we get it he’s attractive but he’s funny af let him speak and stop being corny.
The first time I saw a short of Matt, I thought he has the Dean Winchester charm: handsome as fuck and dorky... 😝
Fr
That's a good comparison!
Matt could be a model.
As someone who's been a solid 0 since the womb, if someone called me a 4 I'd be swaggering around like life is perfect.
“Out of 5” that was so wholesome 😢
So....I think all 3 of them are cute... Am I weird?
Na you regular
@@Pauleliacomedy I'd have given you at least an 8.
Both of those dudes are hot, what is he talking about?!
I'm sorry, but I genuinely find Paul the hottest guy out of them three.
Love how Matt was like "out of 5!" What a great guy. Lol!
Nah Paul is a stud and a half!
I thought the 4 was the hottest guy
A 4???!! To me he’s like a 20, I mean, those eyes 😍 that smile 😍
they all look good
4?? I’d say 8-9
That’s more like it!!
All 3 of them are handsome tho....I mean if I were single I wouldn't say no to either of them
All 3 together! Had to be an amazing show!!!
They are kinda like a
6/10
7/10
8/10
In my personal preference
If it's done in order or not is up for you to decide
But a 4 is just not true XD
If that guy is 4 then I am -5 😂😂
Ok yes, Matt is attractive, but he’s just not hot anymore. He’s becoming so meh. He’s becoming overplayed, like one of em’ one hit wonders songs you hear over and over again, on the top 40’s radio stations
I actually find the 4 hotter than the pretty boy. 🤷🏻♀️
The way I double-taked at "4." He's an 8 at the very least! White cap is the 4 😂
"The 4" of the group is the finest of them all 🥵 just saying...
Oh hell no, I’d date the 4 over all three of them
Same! He is literally the sexiest one.
Matt is a 7 he’s cute but he reminds me of Chucky 😂
The guy who was rated a 4? He’s 🔥 🔥 9
To be fair he also did Wild N Out which I think would be classed as a variety show. And he did reality TV shows like the Challenge spin off Champs vs Stars. He’s got a good mug and he’s definitely used it. Can’t fault the guy for exploring other stuff. He’s damn good at stand up.
4 where? 8/9 for sure.
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A 4 out of 5 seemed fair, but a 4 out of 27 in Detroit? They need to lower their standards...
I’d come to see you but I heard your sets are only 4/10
My dumbass thinking this was the rating system in different areas 🤣
@@Eddie276 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excuse us?? Leave the ratings for the opposite sex to judge. 😂 He isn't a 4, he is a 9!
The team up we never knew we needed
I'd subscribe to all of their only fans.
He isn't a four to me i mean he is better looking then Matt to me
Never did I ever imagine seeing these two together. Now I want them to also invite Akaash Singh. That'd be a great back2back show I'd pay to enioy haha!!
The 4 guy is more attractive than the 'hot' guy.
That’s what my aunt said too!
Racism will blind some to the gorgeous truth the rest of us behold 💅🏿
@@Pauleliacomedyhahaha 👍🏽
I concur
Agreed. Matt is cute but the "4" (definitely NOT a 4) is way more my type than Matt. Matt looks like a little boy to me lol. The "4" has nice masculine features.
Am I the only one who thinks Rife isn't that great looking?
Paul is a 4? 🤨 he is,a solid 15/10 the extra 5 for making me laugh all the time
Wooohooooo
The “four” to me is way hotter than the dude he was complimenting.
Bruh, y'all are attractive. I wish I had a jawline like you guys.
If that's you in your profile picture I can see you're well on your way to having a chiseled.
Yeah the guys he called a four is like a 9.5 😂❤
I don't think I've ever heard "not in a bad way" after "you're a 4" before
I may be the only person here but the guy sitting on the chair rated 4 is way better looking than Matt. Again it's just my opinion.
Paul is a 15 at minimum on a 1-10 scale
Matt Rife looks like Jensen Ackles of Supernatural
Matt said that he used to be ugly up until he was 22 but if you look him up when he was younger, you’ll see that’s a lie cause he been looking that good since forever 😅
Probably got in shape after 22.
Nah he could be the next Zach efron 😂😂😂
I’d still be sitting on it too. 😂
Omg these two in the same room 😵💫
Matt is gods finest creation.
He’s seriously one of the finest white guys I’ve ever seen in my life. And I’ve seen a few of em. He could DEFINITELY get it 🫠🤗😂
Scrolling through comments trying to figure out what happened to his Instagram
same lol
The guy sitting down is the best one there imo 🤭 Most mature looking 😉
Does anyone else want to no y Matt can’t have a instagram 🤨🤨
The guy in the hat is the cutest to me
As in high school cute.. cuz he ain't better looking than Matt or Paul
"You're still sitting on that"😂
4?? That man is a 10!!! 🔥
4/5 is 8/10, y'all need to get a refund from the education system.
When the 4 is the loudest 😂
That guy who was called a 4, in my opinion, is hotter than Matt Rife. Don't get me wrong Rife is beautiful but the other guy is a smoke show.
💨 💨 💨
I don't know who is the "4" guy but I'd take him over matt any day 😅
Yess the darker eyes are heaven.
“You’re still sitting on that?”
Yes Sir, I’ll sit on that 4.
If he is a 4 what are the other two?
2 and a 1.5?
Sorry, but Mr. Four is the 10 outta the three for me.
Yay!!!
Funny how the “4” is the hottest one of the 3 😂
I'll take an Uber in that ride. I don't trust a guy who's hot and funny. I'll take me a 4 🌟
Matt Rife is at least an 8 lmao
10
he's a 10/10 if I ever seen one honestly
Matt is a 10 looks wise
@@affumwaahoppong3077 I agree! I just mean he's at the very least an 8 lol since that guy rated him so low
The four guy is at least an eight.
You need to do a bit on how being gay is the knew Tolkien black guy
*new *token
@@athandle_handleNo you racist his name is Tolkien ffs 🤦🏾♀️
@@mr.peanutbutter5423 the phrase is "token black guy" not "TOLKIEN black guy"
tolkien is the author of the fucking Lord of the Rings books dumbass.
the google search bar is right there
@@athandle_handle wait. so i’m the problem? 🫢
I dunno, to me, Matt looks very feminine. He looks like a woman a bit.
He is what I imagine those Greek/roman mythology pantheons gods look like.
His face looks like the universe gave him botox at birth.
Wait, he’s not?
@@anandabliss9997 or a handsome squidward?
@@PauleliacomedyYeah matt looks kinda girlie in comparison to you, very masculine but very handsome