Matt Rife Hilarious! She has a Squeaky Toy In Her Breast!

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @mikeshirley3297
    @mikeshirley3297 Рік тому +295

    This guy absolutely nails crowd work, always has the perfect answer. U could never win an argument against him. Very clever and totally unique way of seeing the world.

    • @dracowynd1969
      @dracowynd1969 Рік тому +11

      Being good looking helps too. His comedy IS spot on though.

    • @D-A-N-
      @D-A-N- 4 місяці тому +6

      Idk about the world maybe the room lol

    • @probity-wg4qh
      @probity-wg4qh 25 днів тому

      You can win argument with him if he being rational not hilarious 😆

  • @FatalWrath
    @FatalWrath Рік тому +149

    This guy is definitely on his way to being king of comedy.

  • @keitho2910
    @keitho2910 Рік тому +85

    She is gorgeous!

  • @chrisbeliveau8517
    @chrisbeliveau8517 Рік тому +211

    This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @Plnetkhia99
    @Plnetkhia99 Рік тому +75

    The freak in him and the lil boy in him high fived twice when he bucked his eyes...he's too imaginative to not wanna squeak it now😂😂😂

    • @LED-VIBES
      @LED-VIBES 11 місяців тому +4

      Dude based on the t-shirt and the 2nd time he came back and she was there you know for a fact he made at least one squeak

  • @LiftHillsandThrills
    @LiftHillsandThrills Рік тому +31

    He nails it every time. So quick off the mark with every joke. Superb!

  • @MRTVReactionTV
    @MRTVReactionTV Рік тому +126

    matt reaction of squicky toy was hilarious 🤣

  • @austinstubblefield5810
    @austinstubblefield5810 Рік тому +62

    I should not have watched this with a headache. I laughed way too hard and now my head hurts way worse 😂

  • @jillthompson154
    @jillthompson154 5 місяців тому +19

    One of my all time favorites!!! He’s brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

  • @JJIeustice-or5gl
    @JJIeustice-or5gl 5 місяців тому +16

    Aww, man I wish I was there! This guy is fucking hilarious! And the acting man, you’re such a natural! This guy can freakin flow with anything… your beautiful man.

  • @markharris1473
    @markharris1473 Місяць тому +7

    He is hilarious 😂 and both mom and daughter are seriously SMOKIN!!

  • @zanti551
    @zanti551 Рік тому +15

    this is probably the best video i’ve ever seen of him!! he was just HITTING it with the one liners😭

  • @philipschaller7304
    @philipschaller7304 Рік тому +25

    I have too admit and say that I watched it 3 times in a row and I've laughed so so hard in this one. This was pure gold! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sunkist161
    @Sunkist161 5 місяців тому +18

    The way he so excitedly yelled COOKIES is adorable

  • @knowledgeispower6192
    @knowledgeispower6192 Рік тому +9

    Crowd work is great. Keep up the good work. The world needs more laughter

  • @thrillseeker8467
    @thrillseeker8467 8 місяців тому +5

    Can we just acknowledge that the entire clip we just watched was complete improv crowd work. Like dam dude bear sly even left tie for his actually set and still made everyone laugh

  • @DEE-mt9eq
    @DEE-mt9eq Рік тому +30

    Man, this guy is awesome. I pissed myself with laughter. 😂

  • @MrCornpalms
    @MrCornpalms Рік тому +27

    Officially crossed over to Legend status. I have no other words.

  • @matthewsheffer
    @matthewsheffer Рік тому +47

    NEVER seen Matt speechless!!!

  • @lmm7762
    @lmm7762 4 місяці тому +6

    This guy is so damn funny I could watch him all day!!!

  • @quantumbyte-studios
    @quantumbyte-studios Рік тому +32

    Rizzard of Oz 😂

  • @GaryLaaks1
    @GaryLaaks1 4 місяці тому +5

    She is beautiful. Matt is on his game

  • @English_Thespian
    @English_Thespian Рік тому +25

    This is incredible, absolute legend

  • @dragonitecrip
    @dragonitecrip Рік тому +15

    Is it just me or was her sister low key hating on her. When Matt says she’s hot the look the sister gives then does a little laugh then immediately says she’s a grandma 😂

  • @jennyjay7816
    @jennyjay7816 Рік тому +28

    I have watched this way too many times 😂

  • @jameswarren423
    @jameswarren423 Рік тому +5

    Dude, you were awesome that was one of the funniest Bitz I’ve ever seen👍🏼🤩❤️🫡

  • @saniyaa7013
    @saniyaa7013 3 місяці тому +2

    Watching this for the second time just because it popped on my feed again, but watched the whole thing all over again this guy is too good 😂😂❤

  • @Preciousmiller1
    @Preciousmiller1 Рік тому +6

    He's funny 😆
    Made her day!🙏
    And everyone laughing,and Happy! Having fun.
    Great job, as a comedian., He did.
    👏👏👏👏👏🙌

  • @DJmondavi
    @DJmondavi 3 місяці тому +3

    Matt Riff….. God damn genius

  • @kevinevans256
    @kevinevans256 Рік тому +4

    Hilarious 😂😂😂. He’s funny on his own but with this hell 😂😂😂😂

  • @chasinshade1103
    @chasinshade1103 5 місяців тому +3

    The BEST laugh I've had in a long time 😅

  • @thomasthetank7666
    @thomasthetank7666 Рік тому +3

    Dude was flabbergasted 😲

  • @ozzy6944
    @ozzy6944 Рік тому +11

    Omg I needed this a good laugh lol. My dogs are looking at me like mum what are you doing laughing like this.

    • @kelvinfannon8416
      @kelvinfannon8416 11 місяців тому

      People who have dogs have mental health issues

  • @cjlive5182
    @cjlive5182 Рік тому +9

    This is the craziest crowd work ever!

  • @treus13
    @treus13 Рік тому +15

    She’s a full-on children’s Happy Meal lol

    • @jonathanwinfield6000
      @jonathanwinfield6000 5 місяців тому +2

      Imagine if she actually wanted to be a clown and the squeak toys were just a tax write off? 🤣 *While it is not verbatim I must credit Daniel Tosh for the clown and squeak toys in breast joke

  • @thunderwoodsstreams7401
    @thunderwoodsstreams7401 Рік тому +6

    Matt u always got me dieing bro no cap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jrod2510
      @jrod2510 11 місяців тому +1

      *dying

  • @joeschmuckatelli3198
    @joeschmuckatelli3198 11 місяців тому +3

    I just imagined the dog going crazy outside the bedroom door.

  • @msbee5183
    @msbee5183 5 місяців тому +3

    That lady is lovely!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Zen_Techniques
    @Zen_Techniques Рік тому +5

    That jealous friend with grandma remark 🥶🥶🥶

  • @TSGP-p6e
    @TSGP-p6e 22 дні тому

    This still makes me laugh and I think I’ve seen it 20 times. 😂 he’s so sweet to here after playing 😂❤

  • @tmhwriter
    @tmhwriter Рік тому +22

    This is really funny. He is naughty and sweet, and it's fun. I think I even saw a man in the audience.

  • @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8
    @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8 Рік тому +7

    I'm f©%€king dead!!!!! 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @richardnickerson1816
    @richardnickerson1816 Рік тому +4

    Bro you are hilarious 😆 funny 😄

  • @laurayochim1372
    @laurayochim1372 23 дні тому

    He has to be absolutely adorable!!

  • @angelas.g.9848
    @angelas.g.9848 Рік тому +1

    He is absolutely fabulous!

  • @godgodgodzilla
    @godgodgodzilla Місяць тому +2

    It's funny how she pretend to be embarrassed😅

    • @pinkblossomsky
      @pinkblossomsky 10 днів тому

      Funny how she thought he was actually flitting with her..

  • @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8
    @IneedAsuperhero2saveMeB42L8 Рік тому +7

    BTW true fact about Matt....He LOVES older women! 😂❤️🥰

  • @sonnyb6536
    @sonnyb6536 Рік тому +6

    Fucking hilarious😂

  • @rsutton3745
    @rsutton3745 Рік тому +16

    That woman is gorgeous, im available!

  • @loganchavez6996
    @loganchavez6996 Рік тому +5

    Bro is definitely replying back to Maggie if she messaged him.💀

    • @phoniric
      @phoniric 6 місяців тому

      Maggie is on OnlyFans so...

  • @charlesdigloria693
    @charlesdigloria693 Рік тому +2

    That was freaking hilarious

  • @TheUmeboy
    @TheUmeboy Рік тому +8

    He said you talking to a dog lol

  • @jaycas2921
    @jaycas2921 Рік тому +6

    I am so freaking mad that I can not go see him, he has 2 shows in DECEMBER and they are already sold out here in the DFW area.

    • @lewdjiggle2011
      @lewdjiggle2011 Рік тому

      99% sold to female simps that will come to the show to harass him too

  • @Beth-cp9yl
    @Beth-cp9yl 4 місяці тому +1

    You are so precious young man. You will end up in Vegas one day !! ❤❤

  • @momango2201
    @momango2201 Рік тому +4

    Yup he smashed 😂😂

  • @jo-annmoulaison4188
    @jo-annmoulaison4188 2 місяці тому +1

    OMG he is amazing you are so freaking hilarious you're just like off the rails like it just comes to you you're like magic I love😂😂😂😂😂

  • @t4d4ever79
    @t4d4ever79 3 місяці тому +1

    😊😊😊ooooo perfect present for our second date 😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

  • @animationcycles7109
    @animationcycles7109 Рік тому +1

    Theres gotta be a way he can surprise her, at another comedy club. Like hes a special guest, but un-announced, and she got tickets to that comedy. He comes out, does a small bit and ..." wait wait wait....is THAT...Christina!?! Its Christina!.. hows them cookies, and cream? " and does a small "catch up" bit.
    Gotta be something, to catch her off guard. :P

  • @funp2154
    @funp2154 Рік тому +3

    This was grade A+

  • @geraltofrivia9424
    @geraltofrivia9424 Рік тому +3

    She's 🔥🔥🔥

  • @briandavis4916
    @briandavis4916 Рік тому

    His show was just writing itself and kept getting better lol.

    • @LilladyTK
      @LilladyTK 3 місяці тому

      My Life was writing this story and I beg to differ

  • @miketodd185
    @miketodd185 Рік тому +2

    OMG…. This was so Goood !!!! Lmao

  • @rehanamili4717
    @rehanamili4717 Місяць тому +1

    I'm confused as why is she all shy while she is one who lead to such conversation 😅

  • @shaneamsler6417
    @shaneamsler6417 5 місяців тому

    Great dialogue with a hot mom!

  • @SuzinLovesee
    @SuzinLovesee 6 місяців тому

    He is very quick. Lmao

  • @BamBam-js6zf
    @BamBam-js6zf 2 місяці тому

    Hes do good at standup

  • @robertrogers6841
    @robertrogers6841 Рік тому +4

    He is incredible hopefully he comes to Boston will definitely buy a ticket

    • @squawkbox343
      @squawkbox343 Рік тому

      Same bro I'll see you there if he does.

  • @megs3019
    @megs3019 Рік тому +2

    Best ever lmao

  • @mr.maga.2024
    @mr.maga.2024 Рік тому

    The most uncomfortable Thanksgiving i have ever been to 😂😂😂😂

  • @nouriab9422
    @nouriab9422 Рік тому +1

    If i was matt im taking that number fk yeah 😂

  • @TheRCBuildersPost
    @TheRCBuildersPost Місяць тому +1

    This is how women treat each other. The one girl didn't like that the other girl was getting attention so she had to throw "grandma" out there. Men do not do this to each other 😂

  • @nelsonlanglois9104
    @nelsonlanglois9104 4 місяці тому

    And Now Y'all know where the saying :
    " Milk and Nookies " came from...😂

  • @shannoncraig2147
    @shannoncraig2147 2 місяці тому

    That was freaking hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @luvsachkash
    @luvsachkash Місяць тому +1

    She is dam beautiful to be 45

  • @nelsonfigueroa7940
    @nelsonfigueroa7940 Рік тому +2

    Im here like did he do it ? XD

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. Рік тому +1

    "She's a grandma" - That one friend who secretly hates when one of her girlfriends is getting attention and she isn't.... Little did she know, hot-grandma is NOT a turn off for us :P

  • @vlaskarountzos5803
    @vlaskarountzos5803 3 місяці тому

    To be fair, that lady is smokin

  • @ajushulrich
    @ajushulrich Місяць тому

    That rizz man, 😂

  • @petehelberg1089
    @petehelberg1089 Місяць тому

    He'd awesome. Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kimberlywrenn4254
    @kimberlywrenn4254 Місяць тому

    I love Matt❤

  • @dawnschipps8891
    @dawnschipps8891 2 місяці тому

    You are the best Matt,

  • @DoubleOhBlandy
    @DoubleOhBlandy Рік тому

    Not a lot of people understood his grunt at the end.

  • @nancymcconnell7973
    @nancymcconnell7973 Рік тому +1

    For the woman with the breast issue, I looked it up for her. Please let her know that the problem is called bourdonnement. It's absolutely normal and caused by air pockets. It will go away eventually. Don't worry.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. Рік тому

      I'm 100% sure she already knows what it is. You don't get implants that turn into squeaky toys and just NOT go see the doctor about it immediately...

  • @salim7701
    @salim7701 Місяць тому

    Cristina is shooting her shot

  • @Patticake-c5e
    @Patticake-c5e 5 місяців тому

    This was all improv 😂😂

  • @violetlove1893
    @violetlove1893 Місяць тому

    He was so funny.

  • @pgbokhari
    @pgbokhari Місяць тому

    Robin Williams fantasy of squeaking fake fun bags finally came true.

  • @EmmaHill-r8e
    @EmmaHill-r8e 10 місяців тому

    I love him

  • @MerlinPhipps
    @MerlinPhipps 5 місяців тому

    He’s great

  • @macy609
    @macy609 Рік тому +2

    literally this whole video is my nightmare.

  • @binopetersen
    @binopetersen 2 місяці тому

    Haaaaaa he's funny😂❤

  • @alicerisesmoke
    @alicerisesmoke 6 місяців тому

    2:18

  • @hl3818
    @hl3818 Рік тому +1

    It's on his yt channel .

  • @Carsalino1125
    @Carsalino1125 10 місяців тому

    There are no accidents

  • @WilliamLowery-cs7uk
    @WilliamLowery-cs7uk 4 місяці тому

    I don't mind relocting

  • @insignismusica
    @insignismusica 5 місяців тому

    Who is the mother? Old or young?

  • @shrijalsharma2293
    @shrijalsharma2293 20 днів тому

    India is not ready for this.

  • @kevinconnolly754
    @kevinconnolly754 Рік тому

    eye watering funny😂😂😂

  • @mmbooo8087
    @mmbooo8087 Місяць тому

    She is jealous that she said she is a grandmother

  • @EmpressCatherine88
    @EmpressCatherine88 16 днів тому

    Did she say she is 80 years old???!!!!