I need new gear on my 1 HP Account (#10)

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024
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  • @Settledrs
    @Settledrs  8 місяців тому +118

    since you guys reached our lofty like goal of 5 last video, this video is out right on time!
    Thanks to AFK Journey for sponsoring. Download on PC and mobile for FREE!: bit.ly/SettledAFKJ and get 40+ heroes for free! Use my promo code AFKJourney88 to get 100 diamonds & 18888 golden coins!

  • @King_Nipper
    @King_Nipper 8 місяців тому +2061

    Most of us *Checks the Wiki for information*
    Settled: "I can't trust the Wiki, time to test it myself."

    • @MyName-Jeff
      @MyName-Jeff 8 місяців тому +313

      Hard won experience there. Never look at the fight arena the same way again.

    • @Settledrs
      @Settledrs  8 місяців тому +856

      IT PAYS OFF ABOUT 2% OF THE TIME

    • @Donorito
      @Donorito 8 місяців тому +80

      ​@Settledrs 2% of the time it works every time

    • @abyszero8620
      @abyszero8620 8 місяців тому +127

      English teachers warned us about unreliable wikis, but it took Settled to make us listen XD

    • @heetheet75
      @heetheet75 8 місяців тому +59

      @@Settledrs on an account like this 2% margin of error is huge

  • @stardustknight99
    @stardustknight99 7 місяців тому +67

    i know he said not to expect uploads on a perfectly weekly basis but every time it takes a while to get the next nightmare mode episode i get paranoid he's died

  • @calvinnguyen1870
    @calvinnguyen1870 8 місяців тому +580

    I love that the mole slippers are considered a locked-in slot. Makes sense, they are best-in-slot after all.

    • @skydivingisfun
      @skydivingisfun 8 місяців тому +34

      I guess u could say they r mold-ed in

    • @JmanSpace
      @JmanSpace 8 місяців тому +3

      Leave ​@@skydivingisfun

    • @DaraCanavan
      @DaraCanavan 8 місяців тому +9

      Beast-in-slot

  • @InfernoPlus
    @InfernoPlus 8 місяців тому +409

    I'm pretty sure that guard that lured you was actually framed in disguise.

    • @kevindevenport3596
      @kevindevenport3596 8 місяців тому +15

      When are we getting the Halo 2 Osrs mod?

    • @zeonino
      @zeonino 8 місяців тому +9

      The youtube crossover I didn't know that I wanted

    • @ThePheonixon
      @ThePheonixon 6 місяців тому

      The more I learn about you, the more I'm sure that you're a pretty cool guy

  • @duden1ce485
    @duden1ce485 8 місяців тому +1245

    That "Go on" is just hilarious 11:15

    • @thewes77
      @thewes77 8 місяців тому +85

      He was just being polite.

    • @Thedudec
      @Thedudec 8 місяців тому

      @@thewes77 Exactly, Lowlifes first

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 8 місяців тому +12

      @@thewes77 then why does he look ready to kill his prey

    • @Luimies
      @Luimies 8 місяців тому +20

      dude was roleplaying like he was standing in line waiting for the lever

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub 8 місяців тому +187

    "We've only locked in 3 of our gear slots."
    Shows mole slippers, which are purely cosmetic and have no effect.

    • @Patashu
      @Patashu 8 місяців тому +34

      that's the most important slot

    • @Joebobinator
      @Joebobinator 8 місяців тому +36

      No effect? Is the confidence that comes with insane drip not an effect?

    • @Zorgdub
      @Zorgdub 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Joebobinator No, that's a status.

    • @extremelyhighlevelsofbutte2766
      @extremelyhighlevelsofbutte2766 8 місяців тому

      The Mole Slippers stay on during sex

  • @dustynweaver7594
    @dustynweaver7594 8 місяців тому +1802

    The way I started screaming when your character began running towards the guard ☠☠💀💀

    • @KennyLeeN94
      @KennyLeeN94 8 місяців тому +94

      bro same, the amount of anxiety that shot through my body i'll tell you what

    • @sunfireflx8339
      @sunfireflx8339 8 місяців тому +60

      Needed to pause the video and get a cold shower after that. Bro im so invested into that account and its not even my own

    • @dudee145
      @dudee145 8 місяців тому +2

      Spoilers

    • @Whitsoxrule1
      @Whitsoxrule1 8 місяців тому +31

      "No, No, NO NO NO SETTLED WTF" me screaming at my monitor

    • @Il0verange
      @Il0verange 8 місяців тому +2

      This sounded diddy asf

  • @Lashazior
    @Lashazior 8 місяців тому +236

    Quick tip for navigating Wiki pages, you can view change logs under the revision history for any and every page. You can compare to the current edit or the previous edit below in the change log.
    When [[Undead tree]] was first made back in 2013, protect from melee was on the page and mentioned as a viable option. Over time this got written out by a revision on 32 May 2017 by HeirApparently.
    Bissette changed the text for small amount to typeless on 30 July 2023. It was a significant rewrite so probably was an untested change.
    As always, the Wiki appreciates testing and page edits, so thank you for the contribution to fix an old error Settled.

    • @Milktube
      @Milktube 8 місяців тому +17

      Or when edits are made to a wiki page the writer could simply NOT REMOVE CORRECT INFORMATION!

    • @crystalcvt
      @crystalcvt 8 місяців тому +75

      hey there, I'm Bisette, and I just wanted to clear the Wiki's name a bit - I made the edit that changed "small amounts" specifically because "melee" had been previously removed. I do agree that it would have been worth testing first rather than going off past edits. but for the record the Wiki does strive to back stuff up as much as possible, and are constantly testing things to ensure they're accurate.
      it's a shame that my mistake here is leading people to shit-talk the Wiki, since our team is incredibly thorough and hard-working, often with no compensation, just love for the game.

    • @supersnizelz
      @supersnizelz 8 місяців тому +9

      @@crystalcvt the wiki has most players respect i just personally wish good information stays retained which takes work i'm guilty of making sub par edits myself and it takes experienced attention to keep the bad edit from staying

    • @tiagocorreia5644
      @tiagocorreia5644 8 місяців тому +26

      ​@@crystalcvt Hey dont beat yourself over it. Both runescape wikis (OS and 3) are the absolute best wikis Ive ever seen for anything, even among many non game wikis. These small errors are bound to appear in such a massive wiki, and from what I can see it was lightning fast in correcting the small error which just goes to show the dedication.

    • @crystalcvt
      @crystalcvt 8 місяців тому

      @@tiagocorreia5644 definitely! mistakes happen and I'm no exception. we actually document our longest-running errors here: oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/RuneScape:Longest_unfixed_errors

  • @Whitsoxrule1
    @Whitsoxrule1 8 місяців тому +262

    I did the calculation and with that gear and those levels the guard had a 14.5% chance to end the account if his prayer was just a single tick later. That was an extremely close call

    • @Cvein_
      @Cvein_ 8 місяців тому +12

      And that would continue for each consecutive attack if it missed!

    • @the_real_cookiez
      @the_real_cookiez 8 місяців тому +9

      Thank you. I was curious of this as well.

    • @jikthehick12
      @jikthehick12 8 місяців тому +6

      Nerd

    • @NicholasWHaley7
      @NicholasWHaley7 8 місяців тому +5

      According to my calculation it was technically 14.279%. Better luck next time.

    • @themysticfedora
      @themysticfedora 8 місяців тому +1

      @@NicholasWHaley7 who?

  • @aarondenyerful
    @aarondenyerful 8 місяців тому +110

    I love that the Wiki is already updated to "Melee Damage" on the undead trees.

  • @ConorGolden-pg7hx
    @ConorGolden-pg7hx 8 місяців тому +291

    You know what's interesting? The protect from melee information was actually in the wiki article when it was first created but a user had stripped that information out of the wiki in 2017 for whatever reason

    • @Milktube
      @Milktube 8 місяців тому +43

      Behold the incompetency of wikis - where the information is delivered not on what is true, but on a popularity system.

    • @user-md3wm7vu1f
      @user-md3wm7vu1f 8 місяців тому +37

      The old wiki from 10+ years ago seemed to be much more accurate. This one routinely gets details wrong about enemy info and inaccurately lists quest skill/items in the “required” section when it should be in the “recommended” section (and vice versa) and is misleading or vague on certain details

    • @trx1150
      @trx1150 8 місяців тому +28

      Someone already updated the wiki since this episode was released haha

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 8 місяців тому +2

      Prank

    • @TwenOalley
      @TwenOalley 8 місяців тому +8

      @@MilktubeLuckily in a videogame it's much easier to test things and get finite results that anyone can repeat easily. Makes it harder to have opinions on any information since so much more is just objectively true or false when compared to something like wikipedia.

  • @hunterwalters-ji9mt
    @hunterwalters-ji9mt 8 місяців тому +102

    You really need to turn run off when safe spotting so you have more time to react if something goes wrong!! That guard was scary. Love the series don’t want it to end ♥️♥️♥️

  • @TheOneAndOnlyTimo
    @TheOneAndOnlyTimo 8 місяців тому +796

    It seems you have pickpocket on left click 12:55, maybe you should change that too, just in case.

    • @DefinitelyNotRin
      @DefinitelyNotRin 8 місяців тому +33

      He's gonna get got if he doesn't

    • @Someguyhere111
      @Someguyhere111 8 місяців тому +198

      "Cor blimey mate! What're ye doing in me pockets?!" *punches out of existence*

    • @grumps5940
      @grumps5940 8 місяців тому +34

      @@Someguyhere111 Didn't know Saitama was a farmer

    • @BottledPoe
      @BottledPoe 8 місяців тому +7

      I dont think he has the thieving level anyway

    • @dkk75
      @dkk75 8 місяців тому +20

      I was thinking the same thing, but it's actually safe, since he lacks the thieving level to attempt and therefore also fail.

  • @SzaboB33
    @SzaboB33 8 місяців тому +64

    Settled laughs maniacally and runs to the guard attacking him.
    me: HE'S GONE MAD

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 8 місяців тому +272

    8:00 - Never thought I'd clench my butt so much from seeing someone attack just a regular Guard.

    • @BottledPoe
      @BottledPoe 8 місяців тому +10

      Bro almost died laughing

  • @wolfvideography
    @wolfvideography 7 місяців тому +28

    anyone else concerned it has been 11 days since his last upload? last time his upload was late... we got LowLife109

  • @crystalcvt
    @crystalcvt 8 місяців тому +844

    hey Settled! I'm a longtime Wiki editor, and the person who added "typeless" on the page. guess this is my 15 minutes of fame haha! anyway, "melee damage" had been previously removed from the article, so I figured it was typeless. regardless, I hope my error doesn't turn people off from the Wiki, we are (usually....) incredibly thorough.
    I invite everyone to stop by the Wiki Discord to see just how much testing goes into our edits and pages! we really do try to be as accurate as possible, and we are constantly undoing vandalism and incorrect info, testing the changes people make.

    • @kaboissonneault
      @kaboissonneault 8 місяців тому +116

      Even if I have my gripes with the staff of certain wikis, there's not enough appreciation for how much good info is there on most game wikis. I play indie RPGs with barely any players sometimes, and I very quickly miss having existing info to rely on

    • @vreeze33
      @vreeze33 8 місяців тому +43

      Thank you for the effort you put in!

    • @user-uy5hh7eu2i
      @user-uy5hh7eu2i 8 місяців тому +28

      Thank you for all your hard work!

    • @austingreathouse
      @austingreathouse 8 місяців тому +25

      Shout out to you all! Thanks for all of the hard work and dedication to the wiki!

    • @Xapheion101
      @Xapheion101 8 місяців тому +13

      I use the wiki all the time it's helped me in many quests, keep up the good work

  • @ericqi5130
    @ericqi5130 7 місяців тому +89

    R.I.P. Lowlife109, you will be missed 😔😔 (I hope I'm wrong).

    • @Xapheion101
      @Xapheion101 7 місяців тому +10

      I was about to comment something similar, the time since the last upload has me worried

    • @S24KP6
      @S24KP6 7 місяців тому +1

      RIP the legend of LowLife109 will live on forever

    • @cameronjames2670
      @cameronjames2670 7 місяців тому +4

      Just looked at the stats too, doesn't look like it changed much from the video to the high scores.

    • @fizzjuty5798
      @fizzjuty5798 7 місяців тому +2

      @@cameronjames2670he hasn’t got any xp in 2 days

    • @diepewpie
      @diepewpie 7 місяців тому

      @@fizzjuty5798 long live the king lowlife109 and his predecessors

  • @EdenGardee
    @EdenGardee 8 місяців тому +763

    3:50 - "The melee pray stays on during sex"

    • @okayestdev5237
      @okayestdev5237 8 місяців тому +11

      lol I was gonna make the same comment but ya beat me to it

    • @jamesslaght7287
      @jamesslaght7287 8 місяців тому +14

      Idk man some times ya need a good d claw spec

    • @potatoking6308
      @potatoking6308 8 місяців тому +17

      WE NEED PROTECTION

    • @TacoMeister2
      @TacoMeister2 8 місяців тому +4

      I have to go work a burial service and stop eating boneless wings to unlock overheads.

    • @xtanagaming1017
      @xtanagaming1017 8 місяців тому +4

      I dont get it...

  • @groovr22
    @groovr22 8 місяців тому +24

    I'm a 58 year old Grampy, that plays OSRS. My kids (28 & 30) got me into it back when they started playing 17 or so years ago..! Anyway, I really dig your videos. Thanks for taking the time to make them interesting.

    • @ItsMrLee
      @ItsMrLee 7 місяців тому +1

      Thanks gramps it's crazy you were older than me now when I first played this back in 2002 at 12/13

    • @tomjeffy
      @tomjeffy 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ItsMrLeethis was the most confusing comment i’ve ever read

  • @GoldDylPikel
    @GoldDylPikel 8 місяців тому +181

    Actually uploaded on a Wednesday! HUGE!

    • @npviking
      @npviking 8 місяців тому +2

      Unimaginable!

    • @dub123boy
      @dub123boy 8 місяців тому +1

      YUUUGGGGEEEEEE

  • @BrennenL
    @BrennenL 8 місяців тому +3

    So many crazy clips in this episode!!! The tree segment was so funny.
    Also, I still can't believe TILE MAN existed, these series are all mind blowing.

  • @-sk8-437
    @-sk8-437 8 місяців тому +77

    I can't believe Settled got complacent in the cow pen of all places.

  • @clayvision
    @clayvision 8 місяців тому +5

    Settled has probably done more obscure wiki fixes of any rs player in history
    Just remember before swampletics, some drop rates in morytania were literally unknown

  • @moglirustreams
    @moglirustreams 7 місяців тому +12

    Sorry babe, the Melee Pray stays ON during.

  • @pedrocampiteli
    @pedrocampiteli 8 місяців тому +121

    There's no way he ever gets to 47 farming for another watermelon empire 🍉

    • @alecmason7378
      @alecmason7378 8 місяців тому +6

      Everyone is doubting him.

    • @YellowravenRS
      @YellowravenRS 8 місяців тому +1

      No way that he will reach 47 farming

    • @FiveDollar69
      @FiveDollar69 8 місяців тому +1

      Already dead gg

    • @tatri292
      @tatri292 8 місяців тому

      Lowlife109 will never be farmin' watermelons

  • @wootburger1195
    @wootburger1195 4 місяці тому +1

    IDK why my humor is broken but "11 farming isn't real" got me pretty good

  • @mtchllBarrett
    @mtchllBarrett 8 місяців тому +119

    I fucking love clicking on Settled videos, I do it every time I see a Settled video

    • @ocircles738
      @ocircles738 8 місяців тому +10

      Once you click on a Settled video, there's a video by Settled where he's doing a Settled video. And man, do I love Settled videos!

    • @mtchllBarrett
      @mtchllBarrett 8 місяців тому

      @@ocircles738 exactly

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 8 місяців тому +6

      In my experience, I usually find that clicking settled videos had a cooldown of about 20 minutes. If you are really trying to be efficient tho, you can click the settled channel and click the settled videos tab and click every settled video. However, I dont recommend this because its not in the spirit of the game.

    • @RyanScarbrough
      @RyanScarbrough 8 місяців тому +3

      I thought I was the only one that was clicking, good to know there are others.

    • @TrickyyRicky
      @TrickyyRicky 8 місяців тому

      I AINT EVAA GON STOP WATCHING SETTLED VIDEOS

  • @rodgod1309
    @rodgod1309 7 місяців тому +6

    Bro i’m addicted to this series :’( when are you posting another videooooo????!?!?!! I’m feeeeening!

  • @Vaaletee
    @Vaaletee 8 місяців тому +66

    my day is saved thanks settled

    • @Settledrs
      @Settledrs  8 місяців тому +88

      you're welcome beefjerky123

  • @Lv35_Chungus
    @Lv35_Chungus 8 місяців тому +33

    In case you're wondering, the guard had a 15.42% chance to hit him without melee prayer on

    • @junietwoknees
      @junietwoknees 8 місяців тому +7

      oooh thats FAR too high to be safe. I thought he was going to realize and walk back the other way sooner (or can you cancel an attack in rs?)

    • @Lv35_Chungus
      @Lv35_Chungus 8 місяців тому +9

      @@junietwoknees He was safe there as he got protect from melee up at the final possible moment. He could've clicked to run or teleport away on the same timing as well and been safe that way. Also flinching is sort of the only way to 'cancel' npc attacks in osrs.

    • @ArcTV.
      @ArcTV. 8 місяців тому +6

      @@junietwoknees He put on protect from melee on which 100% negates against any and all of the damage. He explained in the video that he managed to turn it on at the final most possible time, if he didnt manage to do it he could still have survived with a 15% chance of actually getting hit (according to this guys comment), so thats still an 85% chance of survival if he missed putting the protect from melee on.

  • @Wesleyy13337
    @Wesleyy13337 7 місяців тому +9

    A warm welcome to Lowlife110!

  • @dumpspec
    @dumpspec 7 місяців тому

    The way you continue to re-invent the game is not only the best OSRS content, but some of the best content I’ve ever seen in general. Truly one the greatest creators to be a supporter of.

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 8 місяців тому +34

    I’m gonna hunt down the guy who makes the “Yoshi’s Island music but with bad ugly wrong notes so it isn’t copyright striked” for your ad reads and force him to play the right notes at rune crossbow point

  • @RayGunnMK2
    @RayGunnMK2 8 місяців тому +2

    Iron bars have a spawn in the helmet shop in the sunset coast area in Varlamore, for future reference to anyone who might need iron bars early on an iron and hate the wilderness.

  • @alucardavathorn8930
    @alucardavathorn8930 8 місяців тому +15

    There are many times where your character screams in agony during quests, I think the only one that actually drains HP is when you ask how to fill the chalice with blood during dessert treasure 1.

  • @raidenwesterman4479
    @raidenwesterman4479 7 місяців тому +6

    I'm deeply scared something bad has happened to lowlife109. Or settled in general. The suspense is killing me.

    • @whimsicalmc4106
      @whimsicalmc4106 7 місяців тому

      I've never waited for a video so hard

  • @ottojalonen
    @ottojalonen 7 місяців тому +7

    Fly high 🕊

  • @marshmalo1992
    @marshmalo1992 8 місяців тому

    I cant get enough of this series. Its absolutely insane. Itd be crazy enough to have a hardcore mode where you only ever had 10hp and dieing meant losing your account forever but 1 hp is just max level stress. Absolutley love it!

  • @seanrrr
    @seanrrr 8 місяців тому +4

    I'm 99% sure that Settled can sense when I'm having a bad day and will upload to make me feel better.

  • @christrigg1
    @christrigg1 8 місяців тому +1

    Fences have either been your best friend or your worst enemy in every step of the journey so far. They've stalled your animation long enough to bring your attention back on screen, they've outright kept you safe from monsters while training, and they've even been the direct cause of nearly every one of your deaths.

  • @whippycream1
    @whippycream1 8 місяців тому +4

    There's no way he'll get 42 construction and 33 crafting to make Toy Mice!

  • @TheMoonolith
    @TheMoonolith 8 місяців тому +1

    Dunno if anyone else has mentioned this but whenever I find myself needing to go to Rellekka multiple times in a day (questing, slayer, dying to Galvek, etc) I just move my house there. Only requires 30 construction, one quest (daddy's home), and 30k. Could help you save time with the long run and keep you safer. Hope this can come in handy to ya

  • @Naxer2272
    @Naxer2272 8 місяців тому +41

    He won't get 14 RC, I'm sure of it.

    • @sr1488
      @sr1488 8 місяців тому +4

      i really hope he doesn't, no need spending 5000 extra hours on the account

  • @flockofwingeddoors
    @flockofwingeddoors 8 місяців тому +1

    Even more cool stuff! Finding out all these new safe spots and figuring out damage types is awesome. Glad to see this challenge pushing you to innovate

  • @oridont
    @oridont 8 місяців тому +20

    It's literally physically impossible for this account to get 16 Herblore, scientists confirmed it.

  • @baskooij8500
    @baskooij8500 8 місяців тому

    I've watched the entire video 3 times since it's upload. 8:00 is rhe perfect example why this series is so incredible captivating. The smallest mistake will destroy the account. Insane.

  • @fosk8
    @fosk8 8 місяців тому +12

    Wait you're gonna do the fight cave with the mole slippers? I'm pretty sure you can get the Shayzien boots (5) easily with protect from melee for an additional +4 ranged bonus.
    Also don't ever forget that if you switch back your bone cbow to rapid you lose 2 tiles of range (meaning some of the safespot won't work any more).

    • @jiaan100
      @jiaan100 8 місяців тому +14

      But the drip

  • @Ziggy405
    @Ziggy405 8 місяців тому +1

    Still my favorite series on UA-cam. The algorithm already knows when this comes out it's first recommendation

  • @iWicky
    @iWicky 8 місяців тому +7

    I love this series. Super gripping and terrifying. After the 108 deaths, especially the unexpected 108, we're on our toes all through the video.

  • @relogos
    @relogos 8 місяців тому +1

    Wiki: "There is no safe spot"
    Settled: "And I took that personally"

  • @ddavid1106
    @ddavid1106 7 місяців тому +7

    He died. I've been tracking his xp the past couple of days on hiscores and they haven't moved a single xp.

    • @beepiss
      @beepiss 7 місяців тому

      On crystal math labs he got some xp yesterday

    • @fizzjuty5798
      @fizzjuty5798 7 місяців тому

      could be editing

    • @Nobody_1.
      @Nobody_1. 7 місяців тому

      he didnt die, so he must had been doing something else or forgot to upload

  • @Dog.Dad.Studios
    @Dog.Dad.Studios 8 місяців тому

    Thank you for this series! As someone who isn’t good at osrs but has played since 4th grade; it’s kind of nice to watch through this specific playthrough and feel good about the goals that I’ve been completing, some I found through this goal minded run. Thanks so much!

  • @CelicaDan
    @CelicaDan 8 місяців тому +18

    Can you imagine how cracked this account would be if they still had dangerous random events in the game?

    • @williamking8231
      @williamking8231 8 місяців тому +2

      He’d literally have to glue his eyes to the screen

  • @Sliznark
    @Sliznark 8 місяців тому +1

    Loving these dude. Seeing you tackle the game in such a unique and creative way has really made me want to make an ironman and try out that level 1 challenge.
    You're an incredible entertainer. Hope to keep watching your content.

  • @99huntlife33
    @99huntlife33 8 місяців тому +7

    I LOVE when you scream your levels from a distance! Its wonderful

  • @vIMacca
    @vIMacca 7 місяців тому

    I love the subtle little shoutout to Swampletics at 04:00 "Can't be having any repeats" Hahaha.

  • @haydes1285
    @haydes1285 8 місяців тому +9

    3:51 “The melee pray stays on during sex”

  • @Hellbentbleu
    @Hellbentbleu 8 місяців тому +1

    Starting to remind me of those segmented speed runs where you reload the game like 200 times to get the luckiest spawn to achieve things in order to finish a game in like 6 minutes with the final footage.

  • @QuantumInsanity
    @QuantumInsanity 8 місяців тому +21

    There is no way he gets 69 range, truly an impossible feat

  • @alextrelka2131
    @alextrelka2131 8 місяців тому

    Bro, I almost had a heart attack When I saw u click the guard and run around, I thought it was over. Every episode gets my heart pumping better than the scariest movie ngl.

  • @drakegilmore8445
    @drakegilmore8445 8 місяців тому +7

    I actually have never played Runescape but find soooo much joy watching your videos!! Thank you for the content :)

  • @loganpage1542
    @loganpage1542 8 місяців тому +1

    Esteemed Mr. Settled,
    I lead a team of researchers who have been working tirelessly on this question for months. It has been determined, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that:
    55 Slayer is physically *impossible*
    And thus, we are empirically, officially, doubters.
    Sincerely,
    Dr. D. O. Ubterz

  • @TheGolfingGuru
    @TheGolfingGuru 8 місяців тому +32

    Pretty amazing that he has never eaten anything in his entire life

  • @santiagocalvo
    @santiagocalvo 8 місяців тому

    I can't believe what I'm about to say but this is the only series ever where I really hope nothing interesting hapens and we can have at least one, JUST ONE episode in peace, no stress, no missclicks, no getting out of trouble cuz you prayed melee in the exact game tick out of pure fucking luck, just woodcuting for 30 mins and that's it, just a chill episode...

  • @ralles0012
    @ralles0012 8 місяців тому +20

    "The land I once loved has now made me a paranoid man." Nice quote.

  • @GoVeganForTheAnimal
    @GoVeganForTheAnimal 8 місяців тому +1

    This is so neat, getting so deep with no damage taken, love the content bro!!!

  • @Decepticant
    @Decepticant 7 місяців тому +3

    It's been 12 days.
    GG Lowlife109!
    You were the chosen one.

  • @lowkey1202
    @lowkey1202 8 місяців тому

    1:00 , um white night the sword quest ? Iron bar from wilderness and protection prayers , crack the clue 3 gives ruby rings 1:31 , 10:28 garden of death also at 30 I believe , also mega scales are a thing 14:14

  • @dawsonbaer2012
    @dawsonbaer2012 7 місяців тому +5

    RIP to weekly uploads

  • @santiagomcrib6495
    @santiagomcrib6495 8 місяців тому

    I didn't doubt you could pull off the accumulator, but I'm absolutely gobsmacked at 15 smithing. What a chad.
    It really looks like you're having fun with the editing. This might have been the most enjoyable video in the series to watch yet!

  • @ReBoRN2882
    @ReBoRN2882 8 місяців тому +13

    Nice little treat before I go to bed. Thanks for feeding one of your children

  • @npcragdolls
    @npcragdolls 8 місяців тому

    Really appreciate and enjoy your sense of humor

  • @jamescarter5159
    @jamescarter5159 8 місяців тому +7

    Blood pressure through the roof once again!

  • @dertydawgman2942
    @dertydawgman2942 8 місяців тому +1

    2:49 he calls it AFK Arena, but hey Settled I'm glad you're getting the bag even if you said the wrong name in the sponsorship xD

  • @Mphx321
    @Mphx321 8 місяців тому +6

    Well i THOUGHT i had no plans for today after work. Time to ritualistically black out the windows and light candles to watch the newest settled video!

  • @leeroberts4825
    @leeroberts4825 8 місяців тому

    Settled, with any slayer task you can use a plug-in named "Aggressive timer" where you're able to see where the lines of boundaries are to walk within, if your Ice Giants fall within that grid you can do a task there. But baring in mind there's a safespot on east--side of mudskipper point ones.

    • @leeroberts4825
      @leeroberts4825 8 місяців тому

      Now I'm upto the point where you're actually using it for warriors haha, I should've waited before commenting. F

  • @squidca2455
    @squidca2455 7 місяців тому +10

    I'm beginning to think we may have to prepare our goodbyes for lowlife 109...

    • @rougn
      @rougn 7 місяців тому +1

      I hope not I got the name lowlife111 and I'll feel bad if he needs it

  • @scaperist
    @scaperist 8 місяців тому

    Settled, there's a 100% safe place to range Guards from: the wheat field north of Ardy. There are 3 guards nearby, it's pretty easy to range them from there, and you're surrounded by a fence. Just tested with a bone crossbow, works wonders. Go, give it a try ;)

  • @raunchybulge6491
    @raunchybulge6491 8 місяців тому +65

    12:12 SlingshotFooty in shambles after this one

    • @dylanfarley8136
      @dylanfarley8136 8 місяців тому +12

      Been real quiet since Settled dropped this video

    • @json_bourne3812
      @json_bourne3812 8 місяців тому +4

      The fact the screenshot says 6 minutes ago makes me think Settled just has a giant folder with various folders/labels for different skill+level combos

    • @wiigamez12345
      @wiigamez12345 8 місяців тому +2

      I go for the Sydney Swans

  • @karlvalteroja4675
    @karlvalteroja4675 8 місяців тому +13

    The fucking guard made my heart DROP

  • @chillin-x1
    @chillin-x1 8 місяців тому

    14:32 "i just got 16 farming, what have YOU done today" literally made me crack up

  • @Eljacob0
    @Eljacob0 8 місяців тому +5

    The crazy thing about this series is how tense every single minute of it is. Like, after you dropped that death on us the first time, no second is safe.

  • @Zachmunzter
    @Zachmunzter 8 місяців тому +1

    That may be the hardest challenge in Runescape, but I'm definitely the hardest person on UA-cam when I see these videos pop up.

  • @EluneAnzu
    @EluneAnzu 8 місяців тому +8

    My favorite thing about thing about snowflake accounts is stuff like the undead tree where it comes out that the wiki was wrong about something because that one guy who actually bothered to test that super niche thing that doesn't really matter for anyone but snowflake accounts.

  • @buthow708
    @buthow708 8 місяців тому

    A healthy number of heart attacks when you moved in to high-five the guard, excellent reflexes and good save
    And don't stress about longer times between episodes. I think most of us here would rather wait a bit longer, rather than have you stressing about uploading and making a silly mistake because of it. Keep up the amazing work mate

  • @joshuan3265
    @joshuan3265 8 місяців тому +5

    Dude this guy is breaking the wiki. Also I have farmed those guards for levels of range and when you started the first thought I had was "he does know that guard can move out of sight right".

  • @hakarlrs9817
    @hakarlrs9817 8 місяців тому

    15:08 Settled's Haiku:
    May this oak tree grow
    As strong as my appreci-
    -ation of all you

  • @andybjorkelo8496
    @andybjorkelo8496 7 місяців тому +26

    Its been 9 days.
    He died.

    • @Zedd0z
      @Zedd0z 7 місяців тому +2

      The last 10 seconds of this video he says "expect videos to take a bit longer from here on out"

    • @MizuhoChan
      @MizuhoChan 7 місяців тому

      @@Zedd0z Cope more

    • @Zedd0z
      @Zedd0z 7 місяців тому

      @@MizuhoChan Cope with your double chin

    • @MizuhoChan
      @MizuhoChan 7 місяців тому

      @@Zedd0z Zing

  • @KyleAlexJohn
    @KyleAlexJohn 8 місяців тому

    I have never watched an Ironman series and I'm genuinely anxious with every level knowing that any episode could be The Infernox1000 in series significance. Keep at it man! Series has been a lot of fun so far!

  • @matthewgibbs1248
    @matthewgibbs1248 8 місяців тому +3

    "I didn't even know you could walk on this tile!"
    Someone needs to watch more Hanannie...

  • @domo5458
    @domo5458 8 місяців тому

    Settled I have been using UA-cam for most of my life. I have never played runescape but I have watched every episode since Swampletics ep1. I have never been more invested in a series.

  • @mikecleven9808
    @mikecleven9808 7 місяців тому +11

    Been 10 days... im in withdrawal

  • @happenbreeze7613
    @happenbreeze7613 8 місяців тому +2

    The shame that will come with dying to something dumb adds so much to the stakes. Amazing series (even if that happens)

  • @shadowdragon3521
    @shadowdragon3521 8 місяців тому +5

    If you want to get cosmic runes without entering the wilderness you can buy them from MTA. Since a single cast of lvl-4 enchant yields more points on average than the cost of a cosmic rune.

  • @cowzg0moo
    @cowzg0moo 8 місяців тому

    The only way out of jail was to watch an ad for a settled's absolute favorite game AFK JOURNEY! Exactly what I was expecting to him to say as it is the only game he makes videos about after all 😝

  • @sh0tgun950
    @sh0tgun950 8 місяців тому +9

    Dear god... he did it. 11 Herblore. Absolute god.

  • @arfhip7463
    @arfhip7463 8 місяців тому +1

    Knowing how abrubtly you died to the fight pits before, my heart started racing when you attacked that guard. I thought for sure you were dead.
    Dont do that to us!

  • @WayStedYou
    @WayStedYou 8 місяців тому +10

    I knew it, settled was on gear this entire time.