Norway's 100 YEARS of Civil War | The Life & Times of Haakon Haakonsson

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  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam  3 роки тому +115

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    • @mayoandbananasandwich6527
      @mayoandbananasandwich6527 3 роки тому +1

      No lmao

    • @IansMentalOmega
      @IansMentalOmega 3 роки тому +10

      It is aparently quite easy to walk barefoot over burning coals if you know how to. The right gait, the right speed, and the right impact o the coals, and you can actually walk out without serious, or even visible, injuries.
      Still apparently is quite uncomfortable, though. Firewalking was never about comfort, though, and like all things, there is a science to getting through it intact and unharmed.
      Maybe this Harald guy was lucky. Maybe the coals were not hot enough. Maybe he just had that magic strut. Who Knows!

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 роки тому +11

      @@IansMentalOmega I've heard that you can run across them fast enough to avoid being burned, didn't know there was a technique for walking! Maybe it was the reverse of a normal trial by ordeal, where you had to be brave enough to do it but you'd only get a guilty verdict with divine intervention 😆

    • @IansMentalOmega
      @IansMentalOmega 3 роки тому +5

      @@JackRackam Yeah, you do NOT want to run across hot coals. From what I know, running increases the pressure on the coals, causing them to heat up and crack, which causes them to stick to your feet, which in turn leads to burning. The safer path is to walk, not exactly slowly, not fast, just at a relatively brisk yet casual stride, in a very certain way.
      Firewalking is an Art for a reason, my dude. You don't try and run, you take it with a certain speed, a certain stride, and you pray that nothing goes wrong and that you don't accidentally step too hard, too fast, or on a particularly nasty coal that just wants to be a dick.

    • @JonManProductions
      @JonManProductions 3 роки тому +3

      @@JackRackam Since it's THE DAY...
      HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY!
      HINGA DINGA DURGEN!

  • @Aloemancer
    @Aloemancer 3 роки тому +1056

    "I already did a trial by fire--in Denmark!" Is the original "I totally have a girlfriend in Canada"

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 роки тому +117

      "yeah my trial was held in a different country. You wouldnt know it."

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao I do tho. But I digress.

    • @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
      @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 2 роки тому +17

      I'm legit curious how often people did the "she goes to a different school" bit. I never heard it myself but then again I lived in the middle of nowhere.

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 2 роки тому +11

      @@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 I encountered it twice. Both times she turned out to be real, so…sometimes reality is surprising.

    • @WTFisDrifting
      @WTFisDrifting Рік тому +4

      @@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517it was more common in the 90s early 2000s

  • @beaniefunnygamer7225
    @beaniefunnygamer7225 3 роки тому +717

    I love the God planning bit.
    "God, Dmitri the tsar Russia has died again and we need other Dmitri"

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 роки тому +342

      "Dmitri, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be Tsar in twenty years! Back to Earth you go!"
      "But who will believe me?"
      "I'm God, dammit! I've got a plan!"

    • @dmitrikulkevicius9161
      @dmitrikulkevicius9161 3 роки тому +16

      I'm here.

    • @beaniefunnygamer7225
      @beaniefunnygamer7225 3 роки тому +38

      @@JackRackam Keep calm one of your favourite UA-camrs just commented on your video think of a smart reply. Wait am I typing my thoughts.

    • @thatguy3421
      @thatguy3421 3 роки тому +5

      @@JackRackam best joke sequel!

    • @AngryNegativeHistoryProject
      @AngryNegativeHistoryProject 3 роки тому +3

      Hilarious

  • @MrBettsClass
    @MrBettsClass 3 роки тому +590

    Great vid Jack, my long-lost brother from another mother.

    • @shootgunman1460
      @shootgunman1460 3 роки тому +31

      *Half brother from Ireland

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +5

      @@shootgunman1460 *Oireland

    • @inqy8339
      @inqy8339 3 роки тому +8

      You gonna walk across hot coals to back that up?

    • @fuunfaat4634
      @fuunfaat4634 3 роки тому

      Ancient chibs

    • @LaughingSeraphim
      @LaughingSeraphim 3 роки тому

      Cousin from another cousin, albeit distant. Technically we're all , what is it? 30th at minimum, cousin. I don't buy this though as so much of the time human civilization; humans were born, lived and died in a small geographic area, punctuated by by influxes of non consensual DNA. Siblings and niblings are defined by direct parentage I'd imagine. What is a species mate called?

  • @goroakechi6126
    @goroakechi6126 3 роки тому +445

    “So, we’re cool, right?”
    “Yeah…sure…”
    *gently conceals Damascus Sword*

  • @ElBandito
    @ElBandito 3 роки тому +504

    Nothing is less imaginative than a Haakon naming his son Haakon.

    • @acrispywaffleiron4014
      @acrispywaffleiron4014 3 роки тому +92

      *sweats in Louis of France*

    • @adrianwebster6923
      @adrianwebster6923 3 роки тому +16

      Look up George Foreman

    • @vde1846
      @vde1846 3 роки тому +63

      In the same general period in Sweden we had a long series of kings from one clan alternating back and forth between the names Magnus Eriksson and Erik Magnusson, fighting kings of another clan alternating back and forth between Karl Sverkersson and Sverker Karlsson. It gets pretty confusing.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +17

      Hakon Hakonsson was born posthumously; assuming King Hakon Sverrirsson was even his father, he never got the chance to name his son. Hakon Hakonsson was presumably either named by his mother or the Birkebeiners in order to emphasize his 'royal' lineage & claim to the inheritance.

    • @INSANESUICIDE
      @INSANESUICIDE 3 роки тому +4

      You should check the name of our current king 😅 (Norway)

  • @nuralibolataev4474
    @nuralibolataev4474 3 роки тому +465

    Hakon has a "chosen one" protagonist vibe but like the most anticlimactic ending ever

    • @johnlastname8752
      @johnlastname8752 3 роки тому +18

      Just your standard irl history fair. Genghis Khan died by falling off his horse and Alexander the Great died of malaria.

    • @emptank
      @emptank 2 роки тому +26

      Welcome to actual history. Maybe like one in ten people get to die as dramatically as you think they should. And that's usually because they were murdered by someone.
      It's all 'he was desperately pulled from the battlefield as disaster befell around him and then died three months later in someone shed after gangrene set into his legs'.

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj Рік тому

      Real protagonist endings in history are usually most interesting and winding than any written story

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 8 місяців тому +1

      @@JR-zi9vj I guess historical figures like Charles I, Louis XVI/Marie Antoinette and Anne Boleyn do have tragic, interesting deaths but then you have Edward the Black Prince, hero to the English and understandable villain of the French, dying of dysentery at around 40.

    • @davidbuckley2435
      @davidbuckley2435 7 місяців тому

      Ck2 players: "first time?"

  • @alehaim
    @alehaim 3 роки тому +319

    How many long lost half brothers do you want?
    12th century Norway: *yes*

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 роки тому +3

      Forget Norway!
      Kenya, only Kenya
      Where the giraffes are
      And the zebra

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 3 роки тому +500

    So IIRC Haakon roughly translates to “High Son” in Old Norse. So Haakon’s full name is “Highson, Highson’s Son”

    • @marinarosario8855
      @marinarosario8855 3 роки тому +41

      That's almost a tongue twisters.

    • @basedshaman6183
      @basedshaman6183 3 роки тому +18

      Well he’s named highson, highson he must be king. I mean… It’s in the name…

    • @steffplaysmapping1104
      @steffplaysmapping1104 3 роки тому +4

      Would make sense why Prince Carl took the name when he became Haakon VII, considering he was 1,9 meters high

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 3 роки тому +2

      @Anonymous D?NGO Right here pope the dad heretic.

    • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
      @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine if he took the Irish up on their high-king offer...

  • @jendreg1935
    @jendreg1935 3 роки тому +283

    Some Norwegian: Is the King
    His long lost brothers from across the sea: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +12

      'brothers'

    • @nils-christiannilsen7115
      @nils-christiannilsen7115 2 роки тому +7

      Fun fact. Norwegian monarchs only have one son so that the civil war never happens again.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 10 місяців тому +1

      Apparently being King in Norway is like being a Lottory winner

  • @anoninunen
    @anoninunen 3 роки тому +132

    Anyone: "Iam your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!"
    Norway: "And what does that make y-?"
    A: "KING ME KINGMEKINGMEKINGME"

  • @ThomasTrue
    @ThomasTrue 3 роки тому +247

    You missed out a crazy part of the story re Scotland.
    Alexander III, King of Scots (1249-1286), told Haakon that the Lordship of the Isles could have any land he could navigate a ship around. Obviously meaning islands. So far, so good.
    If you look at a map of Scotland, you'll notice that the Kintyre peninsula is attached to the mainland by a narrow isthmus of land between West Loch Tarbert and Loch Fyne, which flows into the Firth of Clyde.
    Haakon sailed a ship up West Loch Tarbert, had it dragged across land, and refloated it in Loch Fyne. He then circumnavigated Bute, Arran, and the other islands in the Clyde estuary, before sailing around the Mull of Kintyre, and returning to his starting point.
    By doing so he had not only claimed the Clyde islands for the Lordship of the Isles, but also the Kintyre peninsula. And as Alexander was a man of honour, he graciously conceded.
    However, it was three years later that the Battle of Largs, which you refer to, took place, and which eventually saw the Lordship of the Isles become part of Scotland.

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 3 роки тому +21

      Haakon: Im going to do whats called a Old gamer move. *laughs in longship*

    • @quynlanvuorensyrja5484
      @quynlanvuorensyrja5484 2 роки тому +21

      Why the hell would you challenge a Norwegian to sail around something?

    • @Raleyg
      @Raleyg 2 роки тому +7

      I think that's actually a story about Magnus Barelegs, the father of the Sigurd who started this whole mess

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 2 роки тому +4

      I’m surprised he didn’t sail around Britain so he could claim all of Scottland

  • @BacchaeOphanim
    @BacchaeOphanim 3 роки тому +80

    I do recall an episode of Mythbusters where they tested how people could walk across hot coals without getting hurt. They found that if you walked calmly and briskly instead of panicked and jumpy, you could get across safely.
    Because one doesn't put that much pressure on their feet if they walk normally, so the foot doesn't actually maintain enough connection with the coals to burn. Jump away from the heat, your foot comes slamming back down to the coals, making a real hard connection with the hot coals.
    One of the Mythbuster segments I remember really well, but it still might be better to find the episode to double check me.

    • @samurguy9906
      @samurguy9906 Рік тому

      I’ve also heard that trial by ordeal was often a way for the priest administering it to put their hand on the scale. If he thought you were innocent he might give you a bucket of “boiling” water that’s just lukewarm to stick your hand in, if that’s the trial. If he doesn’t like your face he’ll make sure it’s basically steam. I’m sure something similar held for burning coals.

    • @calvinkrist5672
      @calvinkrist5672 Рік тому +1

      I did some more googling into this... many coals can burn at 3000 degrees fahrenheit, but some types burn colder than that. So an important part is walking across the coals quickly, but it's also important to have a colder fire or let the coals cool first.

    • @sd-ch2cq
      @sd-ch2cq Рік тому

      Coals burn very slowly, giving of just a little bit of heat for a very long time. Normal calluses on your feet are enough to shield you from that heat
      (But if you hesitate when walking your foot sink deeper into the coal, which will probably make you panic and kick around the coals some more, releasing even more heat next to your feet)

    • @shuvodipbarua6001
      @shuvodipbarua6001 Рік тому +3

      So basically, if you BELIEVE you are in the right, then you'll probably walk more calmly, so it's possible that this really could serve as a crude, half-reliable lie detector of sorts.

  • @StateholderofLunt
    @StateholderofLunt 3 роки тому +160

    If ever someone is about to do something epic, they will die. So remember kids, never do anything epic or it will kill you.

    • @dvoika2
      @dvoika2 3 роки тому +3

      Elon Musk: *sweats nervously*

    • @reecelongden3500
      @reecelongden3500 2 роки тому +3

      Counterpoint: Don't announce that you're going to do something epic, just do it and brag after the fact.
      The dangerous part is PLANNING to do something epic.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 3 роки тому +69

    Priests were usually instructed to ensure that the various trials were passable, usually by doing things like ensuring that boiling water isn't actually boiling when someone sticks their hand in.
    The prospect of being maimed in the trial is usually seen as enough incentive against liars actually taking the test, as one would presumably be desperate to prove their innocence in most ordeals.
    Of course, sometimes the priest decides an ACTUAL miracle is required, in which case, you usually end up like Peter Bartholomew.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +16

      Sounds like Latin Christendom to me! I've always found priestly shenanigans like this to be both strangely endearing but also kinda corrupt, so *shrugs*

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 3 роки тому +12

      Good point. Medieval Christians were pious and believed that lying on trial was punishable by hellfire and of course failing a trial by fire meant guilt so the church may as well have made the trials passable since the threat of eternal damnation was enough to discourage most from purjery.

  • @smugglergoblin9503
    @smugglergoblin9503 3 роки тому +299

    can someone count how many times he has ended his videos with "caught an today perfectly curable disease and died."?

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 3 роки тому +6

      To be honest that was extremely common back in the day.

  • @NightDocs
    @NightDocs 3 роки тому +54

    Hey Jack I’m your long lost 1/2 brother

    • @petergray7576
      @petergray7576 3 роки тому +13

      Which one? The half brother from New Jersey, or the one from Wisconsin? And don't say you're from Kansas City, unless it's on the Kansas side, unlike the last two guys.

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 3 роки тому +229

    Ahh yes, the best possible DNA-Test: Walking over burning coal.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 роки тому +10

      Jeremy Kyle's show was cancelled because he planned to do this next.

    • @warrendomask1565
      @warrendomask1565 3 роки тому +3

      leeches sounds pretty stupid if u don't understand the science. maybe you should pray harder, then u'll better understand the Gospel of Fire.

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 7 місяців тому

      At least it shows you you have a strong king.

  • @grandadmiralchuck9967
    @grandadmiralchuck9967 3 роки тому +34

    My three main take aways from this are, anyone who claims to be Norwegian nobility is immune to burning coles, never name your royal faction after food and you probably shouldn’t trust random drifters who claim to be long lost family

  • @mathematics117
    @mathematics117 3 роки тому +67

    I love these little vignettes of history, just enough to leave me intrigued but not so long that I can't dedicate time to watching them. :)

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 3 роки тому +129

    Jeez, and I thought that Polish "politics" in this period were entangled and insane.
    Also, I've heard that walking over burning coals isn't as dangerous, as it seems. Don't quote me on that though. There is probably a lot of factors that influence the outcome, like the exact temperature or how fast do you walk.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 3 роки тому +25

      walking over burning coals aint that bad, assuming you keep up the pace and you're not competing for kingship and thus might fall risk to some "accident". its like walking on warm sand on the beach, except milder somehow.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +11

      If you think this is bad, just look at Sicily from 1250 to the end of the Italian wars. Makes other wars of succession look like a cakewalk.

    • @rontubman6953
      @rontubman6953 3 роки тому +9

      @@jeandehuit5385 basically half the Italian wars were in some form or another about the Sicilian succession no?

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +3

      @@rontubman6953 More-or-less, yes. Most of the blood claims were... not very good, to say the least. But I include more than *just* the Italian wars b/c the succession was screwed up from basically the moment Emperor Frederick II died.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому

      @@boarfaceswinejaw4516 No way it is better than walking on sand.
      Do you mean I should be king for all the burning sands I have jogged over?

  • @luckiller019
    @luckiller019 3 роки тому +40

    >oh man, this king Haakon Haakonsson sound really interesting, lets find more about him on youtube
    >dozens of videos about Norweigen king who are named Haakon but not Haakon Haakonsson
    I guest Haakon is Norweigen versin of French Lui

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 3 роки тому +11

      And when Norway's current Crown Prince becomes King, he'll be Haakon VIII, it'll make it the most common name for Norwegian monarchs. There were seven kings of Norway named Magnus, too.

    • @birdstone8688
      @birdstone8688 3 роки тому +7

      @@matthewchristiansen9978 the Crown prince's actual name is Håkon Magnus

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 4 місяці тому

      ​@@birdstone8688 Scandinavian monarchs only use their first name for regency numbers. Karl II was followed by Karl III Johan

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +54

    "You dont know Haarkon, they are not Human, they are brutal!"
    -House Atraites Lord

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 роки тому +1

      Funny thing just watched Dune

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +1

      @@arawn1061 Question 1: Did you think it was good?
      Question 2: How? I thought it was only coming out on the 22nd of this Month in theatres...
      (Just got my first vaccine in prep for that day)

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 роки тому +1

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Answer 1: had a hard time caring about the characters, great worldbuilding, felt kinda pointless after a while but thats okay, didnt recognize Stellan Skarsgård, Fantastic fucking visuals. Final score: 5 grams of spice/to a glorious Sandworm
      Answer 2: Sweden is a place that exists

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому

      @@arawn1061 Ah thats kinda sad. I was hoping the characters would be the strongest part of this movie. This is how LOTR and Harry Potter got big. You can have the most badass worldbuilding imaginable, but it wont matter if you dont have characters people can be invested in.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 роки тому +3

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Dune the movie is just breathtaking. Simply majestic visuals, Extraordinary Music and atmosphere so I'd still say its worth seeing just for that. And to be honest the main guys prophetic stuff is very interesting, making him standout despite his personality. Also Sandworms. Did i mention Sandworms? Because Sandworms.

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus 3 роки тому +39

    There's a really good Norwegian movie about Haakon Haakonsson's ski trip. It's not the most historically accurate, but it stars Tormund Giantsbane from Game of Thrones. It even has a Hurdy Gurdy

    • @Whitetiger770
      @Whitetiger770 Рік тому +4

      I know that movie it was called the last king

    • @Sirvalian
      @Sirvalian 6 місяців тому

      @@Whitetiger770 That title would make no sense since he wasn't the last king. It was called "The birchlegs" if that translation is correct.

    • @Whitetiger770
      @Whitetiger770 6 місяців тому

      @@Sirvalian Well that’s the title in America I didn’t name it

    • @Sirvalian
      @Sirvalian 6 місяців тому

      @@Whitetiger770 I guess movie titles get bad translations both ways then.

  • @bruhguy8883
    @bruhguy8883 3 роки тому +28

    Let’s go Jack. Finally an episode on my homeland and it’s history

  • @padairua8129
    @padairua8129 3 роки тому +18

    Apparently the fire walking thing isn’t nearly as difficult as it sounds or looks, the feet aren’t in contact with the coals long enough to burn….providing you don’t stop for a chat on your way.

  • @nathanfarrell5083
    @nathanfarrell5083 3 роки тому +54

    The scottish king Alexander the third 's succession story is even more stupid than Norway's. You could do a video on it.

    • @jameskilgusii6967
      @jameskilgusii6967 3 роки тому +12

      Ikr! So basically Alexander's son dies before him, marries his daughter Margaret to King Eric ii of Norway, and then his granddaughter Margaret becomes queen of Scotland at age 3!

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +13

      @@jameskilgusii6967 And then Margaret dies on the way over from Norway, & then the rightful heir by primogeniture (John Balliol) is inaugurated after an interregnum followed by the 'great cause' (where 13 'competitors' put forward their claim to the crown of Scotland).
      John Balliol is then promptly derived of his claim by the man who awarded the kingdom to him in the 1st place, Edward Longshanks, due to Balliol's refusal to act as Longshanks' puppet. Balliol abdicates due to public pressure, & Edward swoops in as Scotland's disputed feudal overlord, taking possession of it himself, sparking the 1st Scottish War of Independence.
      Said war ends in the favour of one Robert Bruce (grandson of the proximity-of-blood claimant Robert *de Brus* from the 'great cause,' chief rival of John Balliol) after a fighting a brutal guerilla war against two English kings.
      (I know you probably knew that already, I just wanted to see how quickly I could summarize the 'rest' of the story lol)

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 3 роки тому +4

      @@jeandehuit5385 Also there's a weird sidequest where his brother tries to make Robert Bruce king of Ireland so he can become king of scotland.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +2

      @@kategrant2728 I thought it was Edward Bruce that failed to be the high king of the Irish?

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 3 роки тому +2

      @@jeandehuit5385 Edward was Roberts Brother. The plan, openly, was that Edward would become High King of Ireland to support his brother's war against the English, which is why the English fought against him, making it, effectively, a weird side plot of the Scottish War of Independence.

  • @arcadius7310
    @arcadius7310 3 роки тому +70

    PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON Jan Janszoon PLEASE JUST LOOK HIM UP AND SEE WHAT THE GREATEST PIRATE LOOKS LIKE

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 роки тому +36

      Intriguing... most intriguing...

    • @SlyFireVR
      @SlyFireVR 3 роки тому +3

      @@JackRackam are you saying that Jack Sparrow isn't the greatest pirate to (not) live?

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 3 роки тому

      Wasn’t he the guy who Barbary pirates raided Iceland?

    • @arcadius7310
      @arcadius7310 3 роки тому

      @@gamebawesome shhh no spoilers

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 3 роки тому

      My name is Jan Janszoon. I live in Wisconsin; I work in the lumberyard there!

  • @neroclaudius7284
    @neroclaudius7284 3 роки тому +11

    Grand job uploading videos this often I truly appreciate that I can enjoy these this often.

  • @HundredDaysMusic
    @HundredDaysMusic 3 роки тому +6

    I think this is your best work yet. The humor is snappy and you manage to make the events pretty easy to follow despite how convoluted they are. Well done.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 2 роки тому +10

    "Magnus dies in battle, because, after all, he's blind"
    Wow, who could have seen that coming!

  • @luxborealis
    @luxborealis 3 роки тому +10

    Haha, I studied this period’s government administration in college, it was a real mess. For those a bit unsure about how these kings just keep popping up, basically Harald Fairhair, the first king of Norway, had instituted a system of local administrator nobles, the hersir, meant to be loyal only to the king rather than the traditional clans, tribes and peasant republics of the region. However, because of the democratic nature of Norse Scandinavia, any new monarch needed to have his position confirmed by a majority vote in three different peoples’ assemblies in different regions of the country. Now, problem was that as new pretenders began arriving, they made allies with the hersir who then used their control of the local militias to strongarm the assemblies into electing a new king. Sometimes it was backwards and a popular candidate was elected and the militias forced their hersir to back a candidate they wouldn’t otherwise have. Regardless, you had a consistent cycle of regionalist resentments that could be fuelled by easily raised armies as kings popped up left and right. Haakon Haakonson tried to remedy this situation by introducing the feudal system and limiting who could vote on new kings to priests and the new high nobility, but his reforms were never finished and the Norwegian aristocracy mostly finished off by the Black Death, eventually allowing the country’s peaceful integration into the Kalmar Union a century and half later.

  • @lukecommins1096
    @lukecommins1096 3 роки тому +7

    As a practising Catholic, that heavenly beauracracy bit was hilarious.

  • @ashina2146
    @ashina2146 3 роки тому +8

    "What's your name?"
    "Haakon"
    "what's your father's name?"
    "Haakon"
    "So your name is"
    "Haakon, son of Haakon, or Haakon Haakonson"

  • @thepieguy7981
    @thepieguy7981 3 роки тому +2

    Damn it’s rare to see a channel like this that’s still active

  • @milixer1
    @milixer1 3 роки тому +1

    Criminally underrated channel.

  • @SymphonyZach
    @SymphonyZach 3 роки тому +16

    So many stories like this just end in “but he caught a fever and died”. It makes me wonder if God was writing it but it was last minute so he just scribbled in something and turns it in

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics 3 роки тому +8

      god just noticed he was making some character way too op so he decided that the best way was to go the whole DnD "rock fall everyone die" to fix the issue

  • @eadaoinl
    @eadaoinl 3 роки тому +16

    I know this isn't very specific but I'd love to see you do a video on Ireland. We've got a whole bunch of anniversaries coming up so it should be easier to research :)

  • @steffplaysmapping1104
    @steffplaysmapping1104 3 роки тому +4

    Since it was the Medieval golden age and the Viking era was quite nice, you might never see a current or future King of Norway not given a royal name from this era.

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 3 роки тому +2

    I've very much enjoying the increased upload schedule, good job man!

  • @tomihodet354
    @tomihodet354 3 роки тому +6

    Fanstatic video and as a norwegian something I've wanted you to make for a long time. Though I hoped you would mention king Sverre 1. and his grudgematch with pope Not-so-Innocent 3. Would have been amazing in your style of video.

  • @GodBless423
    @GodBless423 3 роки тому +1

    Thank You For Covering This !

  • @thomasrinschler6783
    @thomasrinschler6783 Рік тому +2

    An interesting side-note: Inge Bardsson (7:13) and his brother Skule were direct male-line descendants of Tostig Godwinson, brother of Harold Godwinson, who was the King of England defeated by William the Conqueror. Tostig infamously allied with Harald Hadrada against his brother and both were defeated and killed by Harold's army at Stamford Bridge a few weeks before Hastings. Tostig's sons survived the battle and returned to Norway with what remained of the army, where they were granted lands by Hadrada's son Olaf III. And, a century and a half later, one of their descendants married the daughter of Sigurd Munn (3:14) and their son became king of Norway.

  • @starwars90001
    @starwars90001 3 роки тому +35

    Aw the good old days, when you could just lie about being a king's son and the only way to prove it was trial by fire.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 3 роки тому

      unlike today where you have to prove your not a robot

  • @franciscusradityapamarta4645
    @franciscusradityapamarta4645 3 роки тому +3

    “So it’s game of thrones”
    “Yes jimmy it’s the game of throne”
    -Althisthub

  • @staytuned2L337
    @staytuned2L337 3 роки тому +1

    Magellan is awesome. So glad you're sponsored by them and put that recommendation out there

  • @INSANESUICIDE
    @INSANESUICIDE 3 роки тому +90

    Fun fact, significant part of the Norwegian population have a blood relation to the royal line as one of our kings.. Well.. Several of them but this one especially had a fondness for farmer daughters. He traveled the lands a lot and stayed at farms.. See where this is going?

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 3 роки тому +23

      So chances are some of those half brothers are actually half brothers? For all we know anyone in Norway can be King.

    • @INSANESUICIDE
      @INSANESUICIDE 3 роки тому +23

      @@breakerdawn8429 This was at a much later date, but considering the norse love of travel to foreign lands it is far from unlikely there would be distantly related potential heirs in distant lands. Russia Ukraine and the other principalities, Normandy, and British Isles all would be large pools of potential distant relatives tbh.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 3 роки тому +9

      @@INSANESUICIDE Normandy is actually the best example considering most European royals are descended from the Norseman Rollo the Ganger.

  • @cjoutright9255
    @cjoutright9255 3 роки тому +5

    4:50 to be fair, that still is the world sometimes, even with the internet

  • @liamnevard1591
    @liamnevard1591 3 роки тому +7

    Me: *sleeps in* oh no! I wasted the whole morning!
    Jack: *posts*
    Me: NEVERMIND!

  • @matheusalves5160
    @matheusalves5160 3 роки тому +8

    Oh Boy, how I missed Jack's videos and his anticlimactic ends

  • @magnusengeseth5060
    @magnusengeseth5060 2 роки тому +3

    The double-a in names like Haakon isn't actually pronounced like a long a, rather it is the old way of spelling the vowel "å". This vowel is pronounced like how a Sopranos character pronounces the vowel in "Paul" or how a strong New York accent pronounces the vowel in "dog" or the first vowel in "coffee".

  • @joshuacarre06
    @joshuacarre06 3 роки тому +2

    Obscure yet interesting history

  • @seanmcloughlin5983
    @seanmcloughlin5983 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone else lose track of who was related to who and how around the 3rd generation of Sigurds?

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +1

    Drawn of History has that sweet voice acting voice.

  • @CivilWarWeekByWeek
    @CivilWarWeekByWeek 3 роки тому +26

    Everywhere I go there is a civil war

  • @xanderunderwoods3363
    @xanderunderwoods3363 22 дні тому

    The art for the outfits in this is dope AF 😎

  • @bskorupk
    @bskorupk 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for uploading the Leif Erikson Day Present, Jack! :)

  • @NimbleIvy
    @NimbleIvy 3 роки тому +1

    Hi love these videos!

  •  3 роки тому +1

    Congrats on 200k well Earned

  • @Raleyg
    @Raleyg 3 роки тому +3

    I wrote my bachelor thesis on this guy!
    Also you forgot to mention that according to Haakon, his attorney was GOD!

  • @aleattorium
    @aleattorium 3 роки тому +1

    Ok... In installing Magellan TV

  • @zeanamush
    @zeanamush 3 роки тому +9

    Walking across hot coals is easy. It is all about taking it slow and keeping your feet flat.

  • @YossarianVanDriver
    @YossarianVanDriver 3 роки тому +10

    "But then their relationship got way worse" so they kept playing Mario Party, then

  • @James_Wisniewski
    @James_Wisniewski 2 роки тому +3

    This story sounds like the plot of a medieval soap opera.

  • @maritmretr1946
    @maritmretr1946 2 роки тому +3

    Håkon Håkonsen was one of my forfathers...

  • @koronaavirost
    @koronaavirost 3 роки тому

    Another great video to watch

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron 3 роки тому +2

    This is the best Skyrim fanfic ever!

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 3 роки тому +1

    3:10 */HOLY MUSIC STOPS*

  • @josefstrauss9017
    @josefstrauss9017 3 роки тому

    Nice, a new Upload, my day is saved :)

  • @vintagegangsteryn381
    @vintagegangsteryn381 3 роки тому

    I sometimes never understand this stuff but it makes me happy

  • @youngnorwegianpatriot9028
    @youngnorwegianpatriot9028 Рік тому +2

    What I think would be swell, was if you made a video about another Norwegian king, also named Haakon, but the 7th.

  • @laurasensei4470
    @laurasensei4470 9 місяців тому

    I loved this. Ty

  • @aidanpeterson7575
    @aidanpeterson7575 3 роки тому

    Two videos only a week apart? Is this the same Rackam we know and love? You spoil us good sir.

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 3 роки тому +1

    Yesssss! I knew you cared!

  • @michaelsinger4638
    @michaelsinger4638 3 роки тому +13

    And I thought the Wars of the Roses were a convoluted mess. Jeez.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 роки тому +1

      Just look at Sicily/Naples from 1250 to the end of the Italian wars. That disputed succession would make even the Yorkists blush

  • @grytonekristiansen5306
    @grytonekristiansen5306 3 роки тому

    Im from norway and finnaly norway is getting in the ligth of history UA-camrs thank you hope the history of norway is getting more covrage by history UA-camrs. As we say in norway Tusen takk

  • @vanivanov9571
    @vanivanov9571 3 роки тому +4

    2:50 God told people how to survive the Black Plague. The Old Testament laws were so good, that the Jews suffered very little in that period; except then everyone who DID suffer grew jealous and suspicious, and attacked them.

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 3 роки тому

      It was more that Jews lived separately from Christians and so were less exposed to the infected. The idea that the hygiene laws of Leviticus saved them is mostly a historical myth.

    • @vanivanov9571
      @vanivanov9571 3 роки тому

      ​@@luxborealis ? Living separately would be no help, if their own people were getting infected at the same rate. But they weren't, due to good hygiene standards. They were infected far less, and more effectively stopped the spread; making them targets of persecution for that reason.
      So, I'm not sure where you heard that argument given, showing that basic hygiene standards of proper waste management, quarantining, face-masks and etc. had no health impact... but, obviously it would and did.

  • @moonflower1759
    @moonflower1759 3 роки тому +3

    FEVER CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 3 роки тому +19

    There‘s nor way this actually happened!
    I‘m sorry

  • @randyfields8047
    @randyfields8047 3 роки тому

    Great content.

  • @prettypic444
    @prettypic444 3 роки тому +3

    you gotta admit, DNA tests just don't have that special dramatic flare a trial by oral has

  • @xanadustudios2586
    @xanadustudios2586 Рік тому +2

    South Dakota has a county named after Haakon 7

  • @warotm.590
    @warotm.590 3 роки тому +2

    Being​ long​ lost​ son​ of​ norwegian king​ seems as​ exclusive​ as​ being​ Zeus​ son.

  • @ender7278
    @ender7278 3 роки тому +2

    Literally immediately after watching this video I go to see what my essay question is and I kid you not it's on Harald Sigurdsson. Talk about some timing.

  • @TheVoiceOfReason93
    @TheVoiceOfReason93 3 роки тому +3

    There is enough conflict and intrigue in the one century long civil war for someone to write a Game Of Thrones style epic with appropriate additions of fantasy. Or a Legends Of Galactic Heroes style epic if they translate the setting into a sci-fi space opera. Anyone up for it?

  • @historydawn9982
    @historydawn9982 3 роки тому

    Wow I like your content. Editing and narrating make your channel my favorite. Your work should be admired . You are deserve more subscriber I hope you must gain 1 Million subscriber by the end of this year. Please keep continue this type of amazing work. Your admirable hard work and deep research make you the best channel on UA-cam.

  • @ramonaoneil3135
    @ramonaoneil3135 3 роки тому

    Dude, your history lessons are the best! 😂

  • @antebellumstage
    @antebellumstage 3 роки тому +1

    The first video on the Norwegian civil war by a none Norwegian, great.

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 роки тому +4

    The "Scottish Isles" joke really doesn't work seeing as they aren't called the Scottish Isles and it wouldn't really make sense for them to be. (as there are other Scottish isles). The region is called the Northern Isles and they had been under Norse rule and populated by Norse people for like 300 years at this point.

  • @chesthoIe
    @chesthoIe Місяць тому

    Where were you when I was studying Mani, the tiny former Spartan peninsula of Greece that resisted invasion by the Ottomans and the Venetians and pirated both? Seems right up your alley.

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 Рік тому +1

    I like all the running jokes lol

  • @618Delta
    @618Delta 3 роки тому +1

    I didn't know Irovetti did a stint as King of Norway before he went to Pitax.

  • @mism847
    @mism847 Рік тому +1

    Interestingly, this guy is my ancestor.

    • @Spiderfisch
      @Spiderfisch Рік тому +1

      That means all you have to do is a trial by fire and youre eligible for the crown of Norway

    • @Sayinclay
      @Sayinclay Рік тому

      Whatcha waiting for? Gather an army!

  • @MySonicshadowsilver
    @MySonicshadowsilver 3 роки тому

    Finally, King Sverri from my country is mentioned!

  • @fedda9999
    @fedda9999 3 роки тому +1

    haakon is the real chad among kings

  • @sirtarquin6306
    @sirtarquin6306 2 роки тому +1

    It's great that hawk on was the only one who decided he wasn't going to kill his own family members for the throne. Instead he just prayed.

  • @starsixseven9259
    @starsixseven9259 3 роки тому +2

    "Sent him to a monastery."
    *We know exactly what they did and it wasn't holy.*

  • @nordicnostalgia8106
    @nordicnostalgia8106 3 роки тому +1

    Btw when there's two a in a Norwegian name it's a å. It sounds like the a in awe

  • @adrianwebster6923
    @adrianwebster6923 3 роки тому +2

    Check out The Last King for a movie about the rescue of Haakon as an infant starring Kristofer Hivju (Tormund from GOT). Accurate? eh. Enjoyable? yes.

  • @swhip897
    @swhip897 2 роки тому

    I love your humor