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Im trying to tell you. As a Floridian, i have taught myself the common sense of not swimming before 10 am or after 3pm. This is when most sharks are not in the shallows, except for bull sharks of course. They just dont give af🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a Megalodon movie that took place on an abandoned oil rig, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
I feel like a better ending would have been him fixing the pipe, being ready to sacrifice himself and the shark acknowledges him fixing the problem and leaving.
@@selena0755 The curse needed an offering to be lifted. They fixed the mechanical problem but the sacrifice of the person responsible for the last few years was very fitting. In a way, the wife was right that the husband was the real monster.
i like how Hollywood always portrays sharks as maneating monsters even though in real life they mistake us as Seals or really territorial or curious with us
Some sharks can be really territorial but movies always makes them about 100 times more dangerous than in real life. Why won’t people stop bullying sharks snakes and other things
from the video, I call bs on the magic. they just wanted Paul to die and talked him into it, while just killing the shark would also have been a valid option good lesson and all, but they still kinda drove someone to self-deletion
Just watched this shitfest of a movie and have to agree. I’m still convinced the real antagonist was tommy who gave them the idea of sacrificing him in the first place. Kid felt no emotion throughout that whole movie and only “cries” when everyone else does. Just a terrible movie
So glad I found this channel. Love the vibe and super funny 🤙 “the giant shark that constantly changes shape depending on if the movies needs it to be in stealth mode” bro I haven’t even seen this movie and wasn’t looking at the screen and still almost spit out my drink 😂 immediately paused and rewound to comment this ❤️🙏 much love form a new fan
I am assuming that (blank) was kerosene, which makes something very sticky and extremely flammable when mixed with styrofoam. That "superglue" is 1 match away from doing serious damage to them and the raft they repaired with it
Thanks to being shown JAWS when I was eight I have a severe irrational fear of open water and sharks so let's see if I can make it through this video or not. Honestly if it wasn't for nerd and his understanding of situations I probably would have failed as soon as it clicked on play so let's see if he can get me through this 🤞
I don't know if others have shared this opinion/critique but I feel it'd be better if you balanced the audio between your voice and the audio from the bits you use from the film. Your voice is much quieter than the scenes, so it is very jarring when we have the volume set at a level accustomed to your commentary and then BOOM instant cut to a loud segment. I feel like it's safe to speak for most of us that it can be way too loud due to the volume gap.
7:59 If the local knew there was a giant, maneating shark, and he just _happened_ to make it to the rig safely, why did he leave the safety of the rig?!?
i just love watchin this guy's vids been watching for a hot min now and i just cant shake the thought that he just sounds like a slightly annoyed angsty teen and it makes it so much better. like all i can hear is the teen voice from FNAF sister location when i hear him.
I know i’m an idiot but I loved this movie lol. Just the perfect little pinch of WHAT IN THE HELL to make me crack a smile but not enough to completely laugh out loud. It’s a possessed megalodon. A super powered ancient monster shark. Who doesn’t love that lol
yo my man could you do a how to beat on the old 1990 sci fi horror preteus i think youll like it, its got life extension research, a murderous super organisim, and cocain... call it the original cocain shark.
You’re not alone, but the movie clearly doesn’t think too much about the fact that they completely destroyed their one point by having the rig fall apart, just after Paul saved it
Wait... What was the point in repairing the leaking pipe when the entire platform ended up collapsing into the water... There's no way on earth a few thousand tons of metal crashing into the depths WOULDN'T just bust that pipe open a second time. So his sacrifice was literally pointless AND made the problem worse.
When I watched this movie, I was thinking, man I hope the father dies cause he does nothing but stupid choices right from the beginning. He literally took his family to a now bad part of town and makes them stay. Then leaves them there to clearly be attacked. So much stupidity. Should've took the foamily to a hotel when he first noticed the place was done instead of leaving them .
Lol Chato was totally going to town on Pauls wife. This whole thing stinks of white guilt reparations which is pretty hilarious mixed with the environment message lol.
The whole movie is just kinda of a stinker yeah. That’s what I was feeling when the movie, instead of allowing Paul to be the hero, just went “yeah dude needs to die” in the lamest way possible: swimming 20 feet and then just giving up
Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme.(It also has a cool underwater scene).I am asking for the sixty second time and will continue asking.
Is this movie good guys? Me and my brother really liked the meg and just like shark films in general. And i like spending time watching movies with him but we havent had anything to watch lately. Recommend or nah? Doesnt have to be a masterclass but is it atleast good enough i wont want to click off after 20-30 min
Not really. I just finished watching it with my parents and there’s really not much to it. You see the shark like twice in the whole movie and it’s severely poorly cgi’d. None of the characters have any backstory or goals aside from “I don’t want to die”. The kid tommy has no character aside for being an exposition dump for the history of the movie’s god and is extremely grating to listen to. Paul is the only character with any substance or logic, but the movie consistently tries to degrade him for being a selfish white man who works for oil corpos despite being the only person who doesn’t want to just sit there and die. 80% of the movie is just talking despite the crisis at hand in place of a cringy “oil is harming nature and we hate it” message that’s been done to death. Just go watch Meg 2 or jaws, give this mess a pass.
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Meh 😑
Fan of your content, but out here shilling for AI? Pretty disappointing to see tbh.
Do godzilla next
Can please make a videos about game of thrones of how bad and stupid this series is
keep doing what you're doing! you crack me up, brilliant....the one liners make me weak ☠️🤣
Pro-tip! Not going into the sharks home will help keep sharks away!
Or maybe just not going to the ocean at all. That uh, that'll work extremely well.
Except Sharknado 😂
yepp , never got attacked by a shark in Walmart ...
@@devilsmessangerit's Walmart, it's bound to happen
Im trying to tell you. As a Floridian, i have taught myself the common sense of not swimming before 10 am or after 3pm. This is when most sharks are not in the shallows, except for bull sharks of course. They just dont give af🤣😂🤣😂🤣
How to survive the Megalodon : Don't go to a abandoned Oil Rig.
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a Megalodon movie that took place on an abandoned oil rig, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
@@ColAranawhat's the other one?
@@shainshartershwate7421 I believe The Meg with Jason Statham
@@shainshartershwate7421 Megalodon (2002).
Better then: don't go in any body of water that the Megalodon is in
Question: How do you survive a shark 🦈 film?
Me: Stay on land.
*Roll credits*
Sand sharks
Sharknado has entered the chat
@@StaticDraco Street Sharks
They bite
They fight
The Street Sharks
Street Sharks
They're gonna kick some serious fin
To win
The Street Sharks
Jawesome
Nightmare Shark and Ghost Shark want to know your location
@@drjonesey5i respect you and only you
i would love to watch nerd try and cover a how to beat “you’re next” aka a horror movie with the most competent protagonist to ever exist
true
im actually pretty sure he already has done that movie
nvm that was someone else ignore that comment lol
@@alexissaxon2864 😅 yeah he definitely hasn't. It's one of my favorites, I would have watched it several times by now .
He would probably have to do it from the villain's prospective for a better challenge.
I feel like a better ending would have been him fixing the pipe, being ready to sacrifice himself and the shark acknowledges him fixing the problem and leaving.
Agreed the ending is sad
Absolutely not. The ending was perfect.
@@thisismywill you think it’s cool that the dad/husband died?
@@selena0755 The curse needed an offering to be lifted. They fixed the mechanical problem but the sacrifice of the person responsible for the last few years was very fitting. In a way, the wife was right that the husband was the real monster.
@@selena0755 It was certainly a sad ending but sometimes sad is fitting.
I love when nerd has rent due and the irs starts asking questions and he starts uploading videos because his life depends on it
He doesn't want to deal with Mr Ditkovich😂😂😂
@@andylaw3222 Mr Ditkovich will get his money when he fixes the DAMN DOOR!
@@VernulaUtUmbra I don't care who the IRS sends, i am NOT PAYING taxes!!!
The fact that when he said “you know what I’m gonna say” a BURGER KING AD CAME ON 💀💀💀
i like how Hollywood always portrays sharks as maneating monsters even though in real life they mistake us as Seals or really territorial or curious with us
That would male a fun movie. Sharks accidentally biting people because they thought they were something else.
To be fair tiger/bull sharks are super aggressive assholes
Or how they always go after boats, as if they'd want the crunchy thing with only a little bit of meat instead of a big ass whale.
Some sharks can be really territorial but movies always makes them about 100 times more dangerous than in real life. Why won’t people stop bullying sharks snakes and other things
They're not the ferocious beastsmovies make them out to be, but they do eat people. Hell a guy just got eaten a few weeks ago by a tiger shark.
14:03 Wow, those are the biggest pliers I've ever seen. They almost look like BOLT CUTTERS 😂😂
I love how the size of the shark adds absolutely nothing to the ‘plot’.
The censorship has gotten ridiculous! When you have to censor oil, gas, or kerosene, it’s gone to far…
Actually it was acetone, probably because of the first syllable
The black demon was actually decent for a shark movie it wasn’t corny or cringe like most of them it was just horror
Yea but it's has terrible writing
The effects and writing were awful.
@@ROYBGP I said decent so actually read the comment next time
Looked pretty cringe to me
@@RandomMackem0069_OfficialYou think it’s decent, He thinks it’s awful. There is a difference.
from the video, I call bs on the magic. they just wanted Paul to die and talked him into it, while just killing the shark would also have been a valid option
good lesson and all, but they still kinda drove someone to self-deletion
Just watched this shitfest of a movie and have to agree. I’m still convinced the real antagonist was tommy who gave them the idea of sacrificing him in the first place. Kid felt no emotion throughout that whole movie and only “cries” when everyone else does. Just a terrible movie
So glad I found this channel. Love the vibe and super funny 🤙 “the giant shark that constantly changes shape depending on if the movies needs it to be in stealth mode” bro I haven’t even seen this movie and wasn’t looking at the screen and still almost spit out my drink 😂 immediately paused and rewound to comment this ❤️🙏 much love form a new fan
ngl im terrified of deep ocean stuff and caves, so when a horror movie makes good on one of those its always a good watch
Nerd explains has an incredible upload schedule 🙏🏾
This one is easy: contact the US embassy tell them a giant demon shark is attacking the oil rig and watch the US Navy bomb the living hell out of it
They had to get off the oil rig first because there wasn't any cell service, like any other poorly crafted horror plot
No lie, I watch this shit like crack. I just need to know how to beat the addiction of "How To Beat"😂😂😂
When one of your faves promotes ai :(
The (blank) while explaining how to make "home made super glue" had me cracking up
I am assuming that (blank) was kerosene, which makes something very sticky and extremely flammable when mixed with styrofoam. That "superglue" is 1 match away from doing serious damage to them and the raft they repaired with it
Yeah it was 🤣
ngl "bad vibes" is probably the best explanation I've ever heard in a movie like this
4:51 I had been waiting for that face reveal so long!!!
Speaking of shark movies, you should do 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. Love your content btw if you read this.
Thanks to being shown JAWS when I was eight I have a severe irrational fear of open water and sharks so let's see if I can make it through this video or not. Honestly if it wasn't for nerd and his understanding of situations I probably would have failed as soon as it clicked on play so let's see if he can get me through this 🤞
Wow, that Nerd Explains face reveal was amazing. Your voice fits your face perfectly.
I don't know if others have shared this opinion/critique but I feel it'd be better if you balanced the audio between your voice and the audio from the bits you use from the film. Your voice is much quieter than the scenes, so it is very jarring when we have the volume set at a level accustomed to your commentary and then BOOM instant cut to a loud segment. I feel like it's safe to speak for most of us that it can be way too loud due to the volume gap.
Fun fact there are more planes in the ocean then submarines in the air
that shark from jaws looks and feels about 10 times more terrifying than that CGI abomination, just imagine they build a animatronic meg 😨
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7:59 If the local knew there was a giant, maneating shark, and he just _happened_ to make it to the rig safely, why did he leave the safety of the rig?!?
Just like the rest of this movie: to show off their big shark for one of 3 times in this whole movie without actually giving logic a whirl instead.
i just love watchin this guy's vids been watching for a hot min now and i just cant shake the thought that he just sounds like a slightly annoyed angsty teen and it makes it so much better. like all i can hear is the teen voice from FNAF sister location when i hear him.
Thank you for the SFW captions on the recap of a movie in which people are actively devoured by a shark almost the size of your mom.
6:37 Did they think the shark was walking through the rig or what? 🤔
Pmsl😂
Maybe they thought it was really Tlaloc and could shape shift.
I know i’m an idiot but I loved this movie lol. Just the perfect little pinch of WHAT IN THE HELL to make me crack a smile but not enough to completely laugh out loud. It’s a possessed megalodon. A super powered ancient monster shark. Who doesn’t love that lol
Beat all sharks 101: THINK with good brain B4 getting near water 👍 works every time
ty for keeping your personality unlike cinema summary
17:46 and I speak for the trees
This movie made me laugh way more than any comedy I've seen in a long time...
I'm preparing food so that I can watch this
Man I love UA-cam monetization! I feel so much safer and it makes the content so much better!
*babe wake up nerd explains uploaded!!*
For a moment there, I thought he reviewed The Meg like How To Beat did recently - not that I'm complaining!
Skip 3:50 to 5:05
If people don't already skip ads then they deserve to sit through them
Nah I’ll continue letting people know what timeframe to skip ✌️💕
Lop birds, who go in the sky, have left an area quiet because of a dangerous shark, who goes in the water.
I don’t know if you did the Meg yet but you should before the sequel comes out
W face reveal better than dream
4:52 Nerd Explains is a cute gril confirmed
you and how to beat should collab
Mf on a writer strike and this guy promo had me in tears no fucks giving😂😂
So blowing up the shark wouldn't that make the pipe leak again, even more than before?
Need Explains + killer shark movie? I’m hooked! 😁
yo my man could you do a how to beat on the old 1990 sci fi horror preteus i think youll like it, its got life extension research, a murderous super organisim, and cocain... call it the original cocain shark.
This was a under impressive edit: I'm talking the movie not your vid your vid was good
Unimpressive. Under impressive is still impressive but less so
I lost it at "16 hour fuse".
Can’t wait for the talk to me video being 3 minutes long “JUST FOLLOW THE RULES” or “DONT SUMMON DEMONS”
this movie tells us a lot about society
Okay. Am I wrong for thinking that blowing up the oil rig is a stupid idea? You’ll just end up spilling more oil? I’m sorry, huh? I’m lost.
You’re not alone, but the movie clearly doesn’t think too much about the fact that they completely destroyed their one point by having the rig fall apart, just after Paul saved it
That is utterly lovecraftian 😂😂😂 I died
Love from a Vaush and HowToBeat Fan!
youtube recommending me the movie in the watch next recomendations
Was just looking at this movie after learning Esqueleto from Nacho Libre is in this
Good video nerd
Wait... What was the point in repairing the leaking pipe when the entire platform ended up collapsing into the water... There's no way on earth a few thousand tons of metal crashing into the depths WOULDN'T just bust that pipe open a second time. So his sacrifice was literally pointless AND made the problem worse.
That's rather a fair point
People have seen it in puertictos Mexico in Sea of Cortez. Near Lobos Island
We're going to need a bigger boat.
Pro tip: if your not in a shark movie sharks very rarely attack
When I watched this movie, I was thinking, man I hope the father dies cause he does nothing but stupid choices right from the beginning. He literally took his family to a now bad part of town and makes them stay. Then leaves them there to clearly be attacked. So much stupidity. Should've took the foamily to a hotel when he first noticed the place was done instead of leaving them .
The oil thing looks like the mana one in the meg
How to survive Black Demon: *be Torrito*
(the oil rig chihuahua)
How abt! We just leave the sharks alone?
Ah yes the Megalodon with its Megalodong causing havoc
That’s an insanely good thumbnail on mrbeast level quality.
Pls more death games theyre my fave of ur vids and id love to see more
Best face reveal ever 😂
I see nerd explains video notification I click I'm a simple fellow
Nerd’s face reveal tho 😍
I'd say call the coastguard when s*** hits the fan but, this is Mexico, what do I know?
The perfect weapon for movie characters that leave their knives in people serrated knives
Great video.
Fun fact the black demon is the name of a very big shark that was once encountered in Mexico
This guy is real O.G
It still had the guy in his jaws but the bomb exploded in its stomach?
The writers should have pointed out that the bomb can set early.
It was on a timer and none of the characters knew how to hack a bomb
Need a movie about Humans and Sharky working together to beat giant killer whales
Or dolphins.
Unless you have a 50 cal with the Contra infinite ammo code, or RE cat ears, there's no reason to even be out there to begin with. 🤷🏾♂️
RE cat ears?
@@Omega_1111 Re or Resident evil is a game series. Theres an item just called cat ears which equipping them gives infinite ammo
How to beat 47 meters down uncaged, attraction and the babadook
You have to blur alcohol and can’t say cut/slit??? Is UA-cam censorship really getting this bad?
You misspelled NerdExplains in the Wonder art generator lol
I’m scared of sharks & in over a week I’m going to watch Meg 2 😱😱
Yooo what if there was a sequel based in the SCP universe where scp task forces fight it
Why did you bleep out acetone when it's printed on the can? Is it terrorism now if you can make glue?!?
Cant say ass I guess
Its youtube. They think the word is bad so he has to censor to not get in trouble
@@just_bladeok2041 Ahhh...the illogical, inconsistent, and inane machine of UA-cam!
Lol Chato was totally going to town on Pauls wife. This whole thing stinks of white guilt reparations which is pretty hilarious mixed with the environment message lol.
The whole movie is just kinda of a stinker yeah. That’s what I was feeling when the movie, instead of allowing Paul to be the hero, just went “yeah dude needs to die” in the lamest way possible: swimming 20 feet and then just giving up
Is youtube so crazy now you have to blur alcohol bottles??
Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme.(It also has a cool underwater scene).I am asking for the sixty second time and will continue asking.
Can you do how to beat "Run,Hide,Fight
Honestly I’m down for more cryptid movies
finaly a movie where main character dies
Is this movie good guys? Me and my brother really liked the meg and just like shark films in general. And i like spending time watching movies with him but we havent had anything to watch lately. Recommend or nah? Doesnt have to be a masterclass but is it atleast good enough i wont want to click off after 20-30 min
Not really. I just finished watching it with my parents and there’s really not much to it. You see the shark like twice in the whole movie and it’s severely poorly cgi’d. None of the characters have any backstory or goals aside from “I don’t want to die”. The kid tommy has no character aside for being an exposition dump for the history of the movie’s god and is extremely grating to listen to. Paul is the only character with any substance or logic, but the movie consistently tries to degrade him for being a selfish white man who works for oil corpos despite being the only person who doesn’t want to just sit there and die. 80% of the movie is just talking despite the crisis at hand in place of a cringy “oil is harming nature and we hate it” message that’s been done to death. Just go watch Meg 2 or jaws, give this mess a pass.
@@Generic-ODSTHoly shit I was prepared to extrapolate on what you said but you said everything there is to say. Well done
Before Paul walker, was a racecar driver, he battle a shark
Also love your video