CLUTCH - 24 Earth Years
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
- I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a red woodpecker and two of my kin."
Back in 1980, we played the AD&D.
That game was harder than the Elfstones of Shanara.
My character was baffling, a druid, wizard, halfling.
On top of that he was master of psionic powers.
Bring on the hordes, we have the sword
that smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor.
Pray that the sisters name us as victors
of the twenty sided die.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
Long ago in Middle Earth
a man could measure all his worth
by his blade and by his staff,
and by the runes on his epitaph.
Go mount your horse and ride up north
to seek the Baron of the Frozen Berg.
Ask for assistance in the resistance
of the twenty sided die.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
Saw Mazes and Monsters, Tom Hanks completely bonkers.
He spoke what he doth speaketh in Elizabethan.
Sad lad, he really couldn't handle starting from scratch on the very first level
But he died the death of a warrior.
A legend grows yearly by way of a local song.
The bishop and castle move in defense of pawns.
I'm rolling, I'm tumbling a twenty sided die.
A legend grows yearly by way of local song.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
i was in the army for 10 years and this is one of the songs i used to march cadets to.. i used to get strangest looks when i busted this rare classic out
🫡 Army?
I so wish they re-recorded this...
Weathermaker series!
I've always wished they would re-visit this song and make it good quality track. This is one of the songs that really got me into clutch. Heck I haven't even played D&D in like 14 years, but I still love this. I've screamed this song out at many clutch concerts in hopes that they would hear me and play it, but it's yet to happen. lol.
Currently 24 earth years old been a fan since 15 earth years old still love it!
I'm a stoner and D&D player, fucking love this homage.
I wish I were lucky enough to be a friend of the band, but I'm not (I would be if they WANTED to be, though). I'm just a huge fan. I forgot where I got this song, but I'm almost positive somebody sent me an MP3 of it in an email. But that was like 10 years ago, so I don't remember exactly. I posted it for fellow CLUTCH fans to enjoy...
GOD IS CLUTCH GREAT. DAMN EVERY SONG.
First clutch song I ever heard by mistake in some random place been rocking them now for some damn near 24 years lol
damn thats random as hell
I must show my fellow D&D mates O.o
Even more reason we should all try to get [BongofKthulu / BongofCthulu] to repost his earlier fan video... it was like a thousand times more of an homage to D&D than just the song. So thankful to Johnny Crater and WretchedStoner for posting audio-only versions of this, though.
Seen a few comments below about this track. As a FYI it used to be in MP3 on the non official pro rock before it became the official one many years ago, Which is where i got this version and had until my old HD died. I came here hoping for a better quality version but this is the exact same as what was on the old site.
ALL HAIL THEE ALMIGHTY CLUTCH
It's a crime C! never released this..great song, thanks for posting.
I don't know, but I have heard a Gnome from the old world say these words, "Take a look now what the cat dragged in a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
You have the rest of the lyrics to post?
@numberoneclutchfan - no problem. one of the rarest, if not the rarest song they have.......
Spent the summer of 2011 playing this song back to back.
The key is to sing along and push from the chest..
Go mount your horse
@numberoneclutchfan - his name is BongofKthulu. and for some reason he won't repost it. i coulda done a better vid than i did, but at least i got it on here.....
its my 25th tomorrow.. had a good year with this. sad to see it go 😂
best fuckin lyrics ever lol
Wish I could get the total collection of clutch my fav all time band
plannin to play the shit out of this on my 24th birthday
Aww, Clutch and D&D? Why did I fid out about this just now?
They made another dnd song on "sunrise on slaughter beach" broski
Awesome!
Shit, Clutch are a bunch of grogs. Awesome.
God I love this song! :D
my character was battling a druid wizard halfling... just brilliant,
Josh Murphy "Baflin"
bad ass . hellz yes.
24 earth years old yes
heck yea clutch
So, this song is about D&D?
AD&D..
No dumbass it's about AD&D
....Basically. its about AD&D; which is Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, so you are close.
Ad&d is better than regular d&d nerd burger
I was only 6 Earth years in 1980. 4 years later, I played teh AD&D.
Of course it's about D&D
damn I'm 39 earth years old
wretchedSTONER, where did you find this song? From what I understood it was supposed to be on Elephant Riders but got scrapped. I don't know why, since it's a great song.
yes
24
good
do i hear a banjo during the chorus?? haha fuckin awesome
no it was baffling.. as in amazing or at least i think that's right
Brian L "Baflin"
for rarest my money goes to High Priest and Slowboat.
just rediscovered this one and oh how I've missed it, also how rare is this song?
@BriarRabbit555 I'm a douche for not posting it months ago........:)
I am 24 earth years old today!
where can you find this
you should show them the sword, way more fitting
what was this on?
"baffling",his name
sanguine111 "Baflin"
Terrible recording 🤣😂🤣
Why r u hating. It’s old as fuck
This shit is ancient man, course its gonna sound bad