I like how wiffie bought this book without checking well not really always check but he made more money from this video so it kinda makes up for the book purchase also the book actually helps him in a way
Good eye! Fun fact: It is impossible to say "good eye, mate!" without sounding Australian. I know you just tried ;1 Edit: I was implying that it would sound like “good day mate” with an Australian accent.
Well, a lot of speedrunners do have iron or diamond pickaxes, but yes they aren't enchanted (usually) DISCLAIMER: I do get the joke, haha, don't roast me please
@kian henninger ludwig is a twitch streamer, and ludwig7 is an emote he has on his channel, the name of the world is ludwig7, and some people noticed this reference
somewhere at the start of the video: *Wifies picks up a Hacker Guide book from an item frame* When you look closer: "Beetroot Seeds" (He didn't think about renaming it in an item frame)
0:36 its true but when u are in creative mode it dissapears from under bedrock since bedrock is unbreakable in survival (there is actually nether under the bedrock).
My grandmother actually bought me this book at least 6 years ago in a bookstore. I don't know if it's exactly the same on the inside, but the book covers matchup. There were actually some good tips in it, although some things were quite questionable. Still have it in my bookshelf with other Minecraft books from my childhood.
I thought he made a mistake when he said "push the pig in a minecraft" instead of a minecart, but then realised they did actually write "push the pig in the minecraft" in the guide
Ah yes, I always get potions before going into the nether for the first time. Edit: technically you can, but you need to be on a seed with all 12 end portal frames naturally filled (only 2 known seeds where this happens, it won't happen by chance.) And then get health potions in an end city ship, but that's not practical at all. Edit 2: yes witches drop potions
@@mioxie8276 yeah, I was thinking the same thing when I made the comment. I guess you could technically get splash potions of weakness from igloos that go underground and have villagers in them, but weakness potions wouldn't do you much good in the nether lol
i also have a random hack that wasnt really used in the video Place a torch, after you memorize the path, break and continue for 5 blocks each. Repeat to save torches. Fortunately you also need to remember where you first came
i’m not even joking i got nostalgia from you playing. megalovania while fighting pillagers. my friend was blasting that during our first raid on an smp and pillagers with megalovania is forever stuck in my mind.
"He then prooceeded to slaughter the endermen" It's at this moment I got an ad with a requiem and a child lending his arm to his falling toy like "Noooooooooo !"
4:34 | Wifies: "Did you know you can place a pig in a minecraft. I named him Gerard." Me: wait you can put a pig in the minecraft logo? i didnt know that!
"Did you know you can place a pig...
*in a minecraft?"*
I was just about to comment about that lol
My god...
WHAT NO WAY YOU ARE CAPPING WHAAATATAT IK UR CAPPING
@@stormistorm3889 same
You can’t place one you need to spawn one !q,1,,,,1@@@,!,1!,1!1!1!1,,qqq!,!!!1!!!
I remember a guide book I once saw that said: "if you don't want monsters to hurt you, simply set your difficulty level to peaceful"
I mean... Technically it wasn't wrong...
@@xavier6130 True True lol
My goodness! What an idea! Why didn’t I think of that?
Y e s
The Passive Aggressive guide to Minecraft.
0:21 I love reading beetroot seeds
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
Wifies: “the official guide to Minecraft hacks!”
The book: “the *unofficial* guide to Minecraft hacks!”
I Noticed Now...
101st like
noticed too
Book: when youre in a boat, you dont take damage
Wifies: *dies*
Wifies: those bastards lied to me
It makes sense the book is very outdated
Wasn't this made before 1.9?
@@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 this was never a thing tho, just like the nether and overworld thing
It’s a 1.8 book I have it
he tested it on creepers, im like 100% sure it meant melee damage land mobs
This should actually be called “how to piss people off”
Make trees float, place markers everywhere, place a torch every *_three_* blocks
YOU MONSTER
Don't know about you, but I'd rather see someone place too many torches than too few.
Social distance your torches for minimal usage
lol
@@theboi3330 no, do it because a torch can get covid
This feels like a late April Fools video
100% what i thought
yes
especially with no intro :((((
It’s a real book, I own it.
Yea
Out of date guides: "Attack, and Attack fast. Attacking fast means the mob has less time to get you."
Let me introduce you to the 1.9 combat update...
*just block with your sword*
*farts at the creeper loudly SND hard and makes it act like a shield*
@@Impansex what?
Wtf did my brother type
WHAT THE FUCK
Minesauce, Wifies here
He had to use that
WSauce
Hay MineSause, wifies here
Or is it🤨
@@gerpsy4307 that's a good one too
I have that book lmao
Its like the person who wrote it just looked up scuffed minecraft facts and sold it as a book.
I don’t want much for myself. I pray that everyone watching this will have an amazing day@,
@fart toilet gaming u good bro?
@fart toilet gaming who hurt you-
@fart toilet gaming h-how does a bot k-know it’s a b-bot?
Megan Miller really doesn’t know how to play Minecraft
Him: Picks up the book
The book: “Beetroot Seeds”
Beetroot seeds is the author
yes beetroot seeds
Ah yes, the seeds were the book all along
me as well i noticed
XD
“They also recommend we build these kind of markers..”
*Yep, _markers_ *
It’s even white at the top..
Marker _bepis_
some would say that they do a different type of marking…
@@romankohtrel5748 😳😂
PiNgAs
The author is a girl btw so it makes it more sussy
"Hey dude I got 30 dollars you wanna make a book?"
"Sure dude"
XD seriously
dawg i have this book.... I regret my purchase.
"Don't Stress Out, You're going to die."
- Minecraft Hacks Guide
I'm in that book and I don't approve
Gotta teach these little shits about their own mortality
I like how wiffie bought this book without checking well not really always check but he made more money from this video so it kinda makes up for the book purchase also the book actually helps him in a way
Hi someone just liked at the same time as meeee! 😀
@overpowerDSky シnobody asked for you horrible comment.
0:21 Yes, I want beetroot seeds to teach me hacking
Same
Good eye!
Fun fact:
It is impossible to say "good eye, mate!" without sounding Australian.
I know you just tried ;1
Edit: I was implying that it would sound like “good day mate” with an Australian accent.
@@william3371 how do u do Australian accent?
Lol
@@william3371 well idk if the fact was supposed to be a trick or no but uh it's not true lmao
“I named him Gerard c:” i honestly found this adorable
Same bro
4:10 Megalovania maybe
Bonweaf
@@cyclone09plays26 yes
timestamp?
"Don't stress out. You're going to die."
I want this quote on my wall as a poster, very inspiring!
I’ll take one as well
@@xdProElytra yes
@@xdProElytra yes
Caps lock
@@xdProElytra yes
8:45 “Did someone say base of operations?”
The glass panes there be like:
It's an essential part
Lol
THE FACT THAT HE SAID THAT AS SOON AS I READ THIS
@@heartz4dani800 ikr same
🅱️em🅱️as
order of operations
Out of date guides: full enchanted diamond before entering the nether
Speedrunners: "I have a stone pickaxe and I'll run it through your teeth"
Technoblade reference pog
Well, a lot of speedrunners do have iron or diamond pickaxes, but yes they aren't enchanted (usually)
DISCLAIMER: I do get the joke, haha, don't roast me please
@@jmejuniper stone too much for a good run tbh
Yesss technoblade reference
dRrEeAaAm
The "Oh piss off" at the end had me dying XD
"Don't stress out. You're going to die." The planet in a nutshell
we are gonna die if u dont stress out, PANIC GUYS, WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!
@ItzWoolz stfu
@@MasonVis don't give them engagement; just report for spam
@ItzWoolz lol she is a liar
@ItzWoolz maybe you wont
3:44 Wifies: "That's too much for me..."
The title screen: "Aww man!"
Lol
You copied a popular comment
@@jaytv25 I haven't seen that comment before, but I thought of the same idea independently.
Creeper
@@aricherry5636 AWWW MANNN
4:55 “if popularity was anything like high school”
4:57 *grabs flint and steel*
Too bad you have no comments i got you 😉
@@enderpearl90 too bad you have no replys i got u 😉
@@alpcro 🙂
@@enderpearl90 gay emoji
@@Ptc_Alfo_788 whats wrong wuthngay emoji,
"Did you know you can put a pig in a Minecraft" 4:30
How stupid IS this book?
F in the chat for the kids who went out of their way to set up a creative world so they could break bedrock and go to the Nether that way.
lol
You can break Bedrock in survival 😓
@@HansGunterVelesPhilips using a redstone contraption that will take 30 hours to make
F
F
I love how the book said
"Don't stress out, ur going to die"
I mean there not wrong
@@loramarshall8691 true
Dude yeah
"did you know that you can put a pig in a minecraft" brain enters deep confusion
Brain.exe has stopped working. Would you like to pass out?
@@supergamingyo33 that made me laugh
@@supergamingyo33 lmfao
@@supergamingyo33 yes
I remember buying this book a few years ago lol I never realised how dumb it was back then
“The official guide”
*Book literally has unofficial in the title*
copied
"Never judge a book by its cover ! "
@@kashmirandal6282 if you see 2 comments that are similar or the same it doesn't mean they copied someone
@@rosegacha8 what if I told you I saw muliple
@@kashmirandal6282 people think alike
"Before going to the end, you will need a set of fully enchanted diamond armour"
Seedrunners: Imma pretend I didn't see that
More like 5 beds and stone axe go brrr
@@krysoer1614 xd
S e e d r u n n e r
@@phixxle5378 that's essentially a set seed speedrunner
@@aweseome245 Nah mate, I'm pretty sure it's a running seed.
7:25 that perfect cut bru
me who didn’t get an ad, but got an ad at the first 5 seconds of the video : HEH?
I love how he presents it as the slime pvp practice in creative did WONDERS for his pvp ability lol
"did you know that you can place a pig in a minecraft?"
-wifies 2021
lol its a typo in the book
@@VayporWayve yeah ik but its really funny
Bro I already hack minecraft °-°
Ahh yes the pig block
Yes
the fact that the world was named after ludwig HAHA
Count what you have now
Lmao
Lmao
True mogul moves
@kian henninger ludwig is a twitch streamer, and ludwig7 is an emote he has on his channel, the name of the world is ludwig7, and some people noticed this reference
Ah yes, my favorite book, Beetroot Seeds.
0:22
Damn i missed it
XD
Omg I remember my mom getting this book for me for my birthday years ago! I still have it laying somewhere in my room:)
Mine is on my bedroom shelves, I have the full series! 😃
"You think I was born yesterday??"
*proceeds to click the bed anyways.
@MMY ik :(
That's the joke.
@@kappnk9821 ik XD
We're all here for the thumbnail and you can't convince me otherwise
You exposed me
Wait WHA- THIS GUY IS A GENIUS
It true
Yes
haha juvenile joke very funni (seriously though I disliked this video for the thumbnail alone please dont do this again Wifies)
“Woah hi guys!
“Oh piss off”
Wifies be sad..
Lol
WTF
I think you mean, “oh piss cff”
Yoo I've seen you before like 1 or 2 years ago
@@Jnw_nyy i dont rmb :)
I like how the guide is litteraly making the player broke
wifies's broke?
*s w e e t .*
Guide: You’ll need a full set of enchanted diamond armour and tools
Speedrunners: Iron axe and iron armour, take it or leave it
U mean iron helmet and a stone axe?
@@rudennings did you mean stone axe no armor
@@lucidisfucked I mean a stone pickaxe? No armor?
How do you make a whole set of iron armour in a speed running
@@chronoz. ig find it in a village blacksmith
And it all started with the amazon alexa videos...
wait I thought it started with the hermitcraft people
Wait i thougt it startet with notch?:)
Wait i thought it started with humanity
Wait I thought it started with the Big Bang?
god what have I started
The cut at the very end of the video where the dude says "piss off" is just too perfect
I-
Yes
it sais piss cff xD
@@deja-vu6279 The "o" is just hiding behind the "ff" a bit.
somewhere at the start of the video: *Wifies picks up a Hacker Guide book from an item frame*
When you look closer: "Beetroot Seeds" (He didn't think about renaming it in an item frame)
The fact that the book was "Beetroot Seeds" lol
LMFAO ye
LMFAO lol
“Bedrock is the divider of the overworked and the Ne-“
Me in Creative: Wrong.
although the void below the overworld and above the nether could be the same space, but still wrong
@@iaminyourwalls3676
Nope, nor even. The dev literally deconfirmed that myth.
Same
Cringe
Not true you can break bedrock in survival
Wifies is the calmest person I've seen in a long time, beating minecraft
"Did you know you can place a pig... in a Minecraft?"
*Me immediately: Lol he meant mine cart*
*Me after reading text: Wait what?*
The fact that he book is called "Beetroot seed" makes me laugh so hard
totally just as useful as a beetroot seed too!
the*
?
I love how he said hi guys and literally a moment later someone tells him to piss off
why doesent he have yt rank though
It's bc he doesn't play on Hypixel.
hes youtube rank look
@@TheJinx64 mvp+ != yt rank
bruh
pretty sure it was scripted since no one was around him or talking in chat until that
“You can place a pig, in a minecraft”
Yes, that’s definitely what it’s called
yes oh and get rick rolled
@@roblox_gamer1014 N o
@@roblox_gamer1014 WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@@koi.runee_4606 what
@@roblox_gamer1014 you don't even know the lyrics
at the beginning he picked up the book cover it said “beetroot seed”. Among us SUS.
*breaks bedrock*
"wait, thats illegal*
Laughs in bedrock
Wait... bruh
Its a texture pack
Stone = Bedrock
Bedrock = stone
@@enderpearl90 no just stone
4:34 "did you know you can place a pig in a minecraft" -Wifies 20201
*20201*
thats what the guide says bruh
it makes the minecraft go faster
@@eightdogstreet yes
0:35 Me who knew that because of Goodtimeswithscar where he builds a mining area thingy also is the nether underneath the world but hidden in a way
I can just imagine how many cows got sacrificied making the "bases of operations"
Wait who are you are u copying me?
@@Zer0cip I’m pretty sure illuminati came first
leather is used to make item frames, not paintings buddy
0:36 its true but when u are in creative mode it dissapears from under bedrock since bedrock is unbreakable in survival (there is actually nether under the bedrock).
Hundred percent sure there’s nothing in the actual game
Is nobody gonna talk about how nicely edited the video was?
@Emily An what?? 😐
@@SamplayzMC literally a quote from the video... how does this have any likes
There is literally so many just, slightly noticeable, super cursed things
Weee
"Don't use a bed in the nether"
Wifies : "Do you think I was born yesterday?"
*Proceeds to blow up bed and die*
yep, that’s the joke
Wow it's like we didn't watch the fucking video
@@urmom4009 i usually don't like ⭐️ _jokes_ ⭐️ but as expected, it's a ⭐️joke⭐️👩🏻🎓
0:22 that's a mighty fine beetroot seed hacking book you got there.
0:00-0:02 That's it, you're going in for a long, long time.
0:00 Isn’t a Real Time
@@edcels.zalun-quiben8143 It marks the beginning of the video in terms of the timestamp, so technically, yes, it is a real time.
"You can place a pig, in a Minecraft"
-Wifies 2021
Become a *US President* and build a _3 meter High wall_ around your base to protect it from monsters!
*-Greatest Hacker2021*
That one sent me
69th like lol
I feel like AOT fans will swarm this comment.
“Hoooww am I supposed to get potions, if I haven’t been to the nether…. Hhhuuuh”
I died
“WifiesYT: Woah hi guys!”
“Unandi: oh piss off”
He said cff
Cff
Cff
Cff
Cff
“Get potions before going to the nether”
Mhm
well wandering traders if killed while drinking invisibility can actually drop it sooooo
@@asdawasda and witches will give you potions too
@@maxitaxi6484 blaze power how
Clerik Villager be like: Am I a Joke to You?
V I L L A G E
“Become a us president and then build a three block wall around your base to protect it from monsters”
Bro- lmao love that
Trump’s Minecraft Mondays lol ua-cam.com/video/pK31pKa8jyQ/v-deo.html
@@scottydu81 AAAGHGJF I LOVE THAT OMG
@@lysolflavoredpoptarts My wall, frankly, shoots fire!
@Random person
Women are women
Men are not women
Antifa is real
The election was stolen
Washington, D.C. deserved Jan. 6
@@scottydu81 you do realise this is a minecraft video apart from that you are factually incorrect?
8:41
Book: You'll Probably Bie so set Your Spa-
Wifies: DID SOMEONE SAY BASE OF OPERATIONS???
Wifies: "The *Official* Guide"
*There is an article saying it is "Unofficial"*
The thumbnail is the definition of perfect
Jup
P e n i s
@KlaskyKinemasterYT fancy t
fancy upsidedown t
TheTNT liar
Wifies: the OFFICIAL guide on how to hack
The book: “the unofficial guide to tips and tricks that other guides won’t teach you”
My grandmother actually bought me this book at least 6 years ago in a bookstore. I don't know if it's exactly the same on the inside, but the book covers matchup. There were actually some good tips in it, although some things were quite questionable. Still have it in my bookshelf with other Minecraft books from my childhood.
My favorite book from Megan Miller was the command one. I wasn't aware of the concept of authors at the time but I never forgot the name.
I thought he made a mistake when he said "push the pig in a minecraft" instead of a minecart, but then realised they did actually write "push the pig in the minecraft" in the guide
They also called charcoal an ore on the bedrock one.
Wifies: I'm going to be hacking by a book!
2B2T players: *well shi-*
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day us ruined!
Well you are not wrong
Guidebook: Dont stress out. You're going to die
Minecraft Speedrunners:
Book: Minecraft guide for hacking
Also book: Has nothing to do with hacking
Classified, yet unofficial, thank you book very epic
Yo u watch danidev?
@@skittles7740 yeeeeee
Ah yes, I always get potions before going into the nether for the first time.
Edit: technically you can, but you need to be on a seed with all 12 end portal frames naturally filled (only 2 known seeds where this happens, it won't happen by chance.) And then get health potions in an end city ship, but that's not practical at all.
Edit 2: yes witches drop potions
You can get brewing stands in villages but not sure how your going to get nether wart and blaze rods
@@mioxie8276 yeah, I was thinking the same thing when I made the comment. I guess you could technically get splash potions of weakness from igloos that go underground and have villagers in them, but weakness potions wouldn't do you much good in the nether lol
Off the top of my head, the closest you can get to potions before nether is tipped arrows from fletcher villagers.
You can take the potions out of witch huts with empty bottles
Witches!!
Its hilarious after he say "woah hi guys"
And some random player named UrAndi says "oh piss off" without knowing his level is higher
yes anyone cares about levels yup
@@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 rwooshed for trolling
Yo if I see someone with mvp++, the only thing I’m gonna care about is the fact of why they spent money
i also have a random hack that wasnt really used in the video
Place a torch, after you memorize the path, break and continue for 5 blocks each.
Repeat to save torches. Fortunately you also need to remember where you first came
I love that guy saying "oh piss off" lmao
"I am going to be hacking in Minecraft, but not in the traditional sense, I am going to hack area 15 to get those sweet alien pics"
Not to be that guy, but it’s Area 51
Also I meant to be that guy
@@tileguy918 area 15
@ioan kolev no its area
@ioan kolev hmmmm
I like how he wears gloves in the intro so he doesn’t do a hand reveal lol
Glove reveal!
@@-.Arson.- true!
@@-.Arson.- I mean, it’s better than nothing.
animaitors on youtube when recording with cameras:
handshapereveal
i’m not even joking i got nostalgia from you playing. megalovania while fighting pillagers. my friend was blasting that during our first raid on an smp and pillagers with megalovania is forever stuck in my mind.
"oh piss cff" -UnAndi 2021
lmao it's actually off but the quality is so bad it looks like cff
lmao
@@Wifies ye
cff
*megalovania intensifies*
Yeeeeaah boyysss
The Fact that This is the Second Video in a Row from Wifies with Undertale Music playing while i'm scrolling down to their vids-
cancertale*
@@HouraisanShijuunana its not as cancer as the community makes it out to be. kinda like the tawog fandom
you most likely haven even played the game.
“How am I supposed to get potions, if I haven’t gone to the nether?” Maybe the hack title of the book is actually what it sounds like.
Get silk touch and mine in a village in the church the brewing stand.....
@@genesiswolf5194 without nether wart the only potion your making is weakness, not sure that’s gonna be very helpful
@@genesiswolf5194 and blaze powder?
@@itsnotnate420 maybe trade with villagers?
@@genesiswolf5194 you don’t need silk touch to mine a brewing stand, and you need blaze powder and netherwart for brewing
Chat: WifiesYT: woah hi guys! UnAndi: oh piss cff
"Bedrock is the divider of the overworld and the neth-"
Me chilling in my creative world: No no, I don't really think so
Well, lore wise it is, but that would be incredibly difficult if not impossible to implement.
me which played Java Minecraft once: *FUCKING LYING*
yeah i didnt believe that for one second lol
ngl the new deepslate biome from 1.18 does kinda looklike the nether
"the carnage of my enemy..- oh a dog!" 5:35
"He then prooceeded to slaughter the endermen"
It's at this moment I got an ad with a requiem and a child lending his arm to his falling toy like "Noooooooooo !"
Haha ads these days am i rigt ?
I saw a AD about flying fish hitting people.
4:35
"Did you know you can place a pig in a Minecraft?"
I didn't know you can do that!
Guide: two stacks of arrows
Wifies: best I can do is 32
“Hacking in Minecraft the right way”
The thumbnail:
Hahahaha can't stop laughing
5:08 Goal: help save the village.
Objective: take away the only water source this village has
*understandable*
I totally LOVE that song where you fight the pillagers
3:42 *Wifies leaves the game*
Minecraft: Aww man!
Creeper aww man
@@hypercat1855 so we back in the mine
@@Mod3rnGam1ng got our pickaxe swing
@@hypercat1855 ing from side to side
@@Mod3rnGam1ng side to side side side to sid
That thumbnail is P E R F E C T I O N
the person underneath me is pog 😏
@@hi-sg5fh ok
Funi thumbnail
It's literally "T"
Ma ma mia 👌
Did anyone else go back and check the book when he said ‘in a minecraft’? 😂
me
lol
Me too
4:34 | Wifies: "Did you know you can place a pig in a minecraft. I named him Gerard."
Me: wait you can put a pig in the minecraft logo? i didnt know that!