Wifies: "We need the fastest, most accessible method of death" Also Wilfies: "Give a zombie a netherite axe with sharpness V and fire aspect ii with strength"
The reason for the variance in your results, specifically with cactus/berries and fire, is that the player started with slightly different saturation values, meaning they were able to heal different amounts of health
@Warner Esquivel yeah man I understand that. However I just don't like looking at blurry stuff, it hurts my brain. I've never seen blurry footage in other commentary videos and it doesn't make me lose my focus on what they're saying to look at clear footage
@@GMFan yeah, although this video is clearly about java edition i still feel that fact should’ve been included, even *if* it is on a different edition of the game
The spawn and world generation coding are completely different since they are on 2 different coding languages so they shouldn’t be in the same category just how bedrock and java speed running are in different categories
I was triggered sooo hard with that you can put multiple crystals in one block so its instant and can be done in any dimension bro did you even try that
"End crystals can't even kill with armour on." And that is where you couldn't be more wrong. Stand in the middle of them and they will do more damage than anything else in the game. The only reason you can survive being hit by one is because they are an explosion, meaning that they are weaker depending on how far you are. The same thing applies to beds so that is not a sufficient counterargument.
@@enbnuuy Tell that to Dream. Their manhunts happen on easy difficulty. A single end crystal still killed all 3 hunters with full iron armour. I don't believe that difficulty scales the damage that end crystals do, only mobs.
crystals do most damage if you are within 3 or 4 blocks of them and on the same Y level as them or above. If you are even 1 block below them with god armor they will only deal 2 hearts per explosion, they do quite a lot of damage if you can use them correctly(half of your entire health even with 3/4 protection 4 armor and blast protection 4 leggings). They are commonly used in pvp in many anarchy servers and some survival servers due to how much damage they deal. Respawn anchors in the overworld do a hefty amount of damage as well, a little more than end crystals if im correct but i don't know if its worth trading piglins for enough crying obsidian to create them. And end crystals can only be placed on obsidian and bedrock.
18:04 Beds explode in the end and nether because there's no concept of time in either place. There's no cycle of day or night, and because when you sleep in a bed it skips it from night to day, the bed has no clue what to do; Its not night, so you cant sleep, but its not day either, so it cant tell you that you cant sleep. Thus, the bed explodes and vanishes out of existence.
it's actually just because mojang didn't want you to set your spawn in the end. they changed their mind about the nether so now you have respawn anchors
to this day I remember the fastest and with absolutely no counterplay way I died in minecraft I was making a simple mob trap where I'd kill mobs with a hit after they fell for some distance, but, while making it, something really funny happens... I had finished the floor where the mobs should spawn (around 22 block above the base) but while I went down, the mobs started spawning and my friend was close to the hole where they should fall. There was no protection against the mobs yet, just the stairs. We heard creaper sounds, there's obviously nothing around us because we were high up in the sky, when ALL OF A SUDDEN he was dead. Turns out the creaper above us would come to kill us and start the explosion cast BEFORE he fell off the trap so RIGHT when he appears to us is the moment when he explodes and there's absolutely no reaction time possible for that, he didn't even have time to touch the ground before exploding... Yes, it was really fun when happened to him, but then it happened to me too lol, I probably missed the block count or whatever but it was a pain on the buck to get it done
@@SumWeirdo do u play minecraft??? bc if u beaten the game then u would know that if u punch a crystal and if u have armor on u would still be alive get better at mc kid
@@adanfuntime I tested it out on java edition. Full diamond armour and if you stand right inside of the crystal it will one shot you. I took it a step further and put protection IV on the armour. Again one shot killed. Maybe you should get better at the game kid.
@@williamlux If I remember correctly, in java, if your y level is high enough, you can't join the world anymore. Might have already been patched though, idk
@@fouziaarief5125 yeah becuase its not just about mc and its a lot longer at the end of every video i forget everything he says but its still better than school
The blur effect is pretty disturbing when there's nothing else to focus on; I have to look away from the video or rub my eyes. Please use the blur effect in the background with something else to watch, or don't use it. Great video overall!
I mean he was in pressure with all the mobs coming from behind and front and probably was more focused in killing them thinking it would have been faster
@@IndigoGollum This comment is just incorrect. Crystals do not ignore armor, but still one shot you with full armor. Crystals work in a weird way. They do more damage the closer they are to your feet. And yes I know very much about this topic as I do a lot of crystal pvp. And you contradict yourself in your own comment by saying they ignore all armor but then saying blast protection reduces it (which is true it does)
@@bznshee yeah, crystals are by far the best way to kill someone instantaneously. It's a shame he made this whole video discussing almost every way to die, and then disregard end crystals completely while being completely wrong about them as well.
Me and my friend played a game called “Die Hard” where I’d load up a minecraft world and we were assigned an early game item from a random number generator. Then we had to obtain the item and die with it. Once I got spruce planks, and I got the spruce planks and murdered myself on berry bushes. My friend won most of the time though.
some things that bother me: - you can just drop the anvil from higher up to instakill - you can place anvils on top of each other and drop them at the same time to get a quicker death (best seen in rekrap2's video) - also the dispenser could be faster with something like an observer clock, and you cab set up multiple too. - The create mod autocrafter _could_ be used to make fireworks with up to 30 or so firework balls since it expands the crafting grid. - you could bypass the eyeframe by timing attacks like dispensers to not attack all at the same time (repeaters, or distance) - didn't even mention commands
I thought of that time I lost a creative world I spent many hours building on because I made a repeating command block that said “/Kill @e” and turning it on ;-;
Fun fact: if you tried swimming in lava, you'd probably float on top due to density difference. It's molten rock. It's kind of like watching a water droplet skid accords a hot pan.
@@theletter5664 but now he has money and motivation and gives more time to play his worlds. If he still was alive in that old world idk how much he would even play if he ran out of motivation without any fame
yep. first time i played that, i literally spawned in front of a dragon. then in deep water only to reach surface into a sea serpant. nice intro to the game i had
I think the youtuber IBXtoycat spawned in a ravine in water and while it was loading the water carried him into lava and killed him while it was loading.
This was a great video, and it was very interesting to see how technical the process of actively trying to die in this game can be. I do have a small bit of criticism though, the times where the footage was blurred for a long period of time caused quite a lot of eye strain... It might be a good idea to avoid that in the future-
thats the first time ive seen (or heard of actually) phils hardcore thing and seeing his reaction after dying was genuinely hard to watch, he looked so distraught :{
Fun fact: if you were to fall in lava in real life you wouldn’t sink in it. You would skid over the top because of the Leidenfrost effect, where the water in your body would form a layer of steam between you and the lava making you hover just above the surface of the lava.
I thought it was because lava is molten rock which means more dense and our body is organic which is less dense than molten rock there for make us float on lava. While not technically float as in air, you can't sink inside lava. Also, you would die before reaching to the lava by suffocation, water vaporizer inside you which will burst your vain or the intense heat which will cook you
Use command blocks, then make it a repeating command, with no redstone required. You will die infinitely, in literally no seconds, there, fastest way to die.
Getting books is really easy if you force a zombie to attack a villager and then curing the villager. You can get really good books for extremely cheap prices, like a silk touch book for 5 emeralds.
the bigger problem is moving the zombie the zombie can't move in daylight unless it has a helmet/pumpkin (spawned in halloween)/fire resistance, if it has a helmet, you need to think about its durability, fire resistance, the duration it shouldn't be distracted by snow golems, iron golems, shouldn't be accidentally killed or be distracted and moving it through dimensions using portals or moving long distances with its slow speed makes it terrible for transportation
Let’s do the math for the endear pearl one here; you can trigger a trapdoor every tick and it takes 4 to kill you therefore 4 ticks. 1 tick is a twentieth of a second and so the fastest it can kill you with optimal redstone is 4 twentieths of a second or 0.2 seconds. You would also have to count in imperfect function times within the games code varying the speed at which it can kill you between 0.2 seconds to 0.38 seconds dis including potential lag as it would be unlikely to get it with this scenario (unless you are playing on a toaster). This puts it (at optimal timing) to the second spot on the leaderboard in relation to it not even being on there in the original design.
for those who say that the bed method is not fair, there is another very fast way (faster than strength op zombie). there is a trap or we could call, Creation in minecraft called "Moving Mines". basically you put a block ahead of a rail that its direction is up to down, then you put 2-3 minecars on the rail plus a tnt on minecart. the moment you break the block that is preventing minecarts to move, the minecarts start moving and the moment it collides with an entity or block (or basically anything that will stop it from moving) it explodes, 1.6x times bigger than withers explosion! that's why it's called "Moving Minecarts". now, to explain how they work: tnt on minecarts deal more damage based on how far they fall (or how much time it takes for them to hit the ground | maximum is 1.6x times more than withers explosion). the first minecart is actually colliding with the ground (the others are not colliding with the ground = they're falling) and others are just stuck in that minecart, pushing it (that's why they move all together). im note sure about the why they explode at their maximum capacity but i think it's probably some sort of loop happening in the code. the reason about why they explode on colliding with an entity or block is simply because they weren't colliding with the ground when they were stuck in the minecart and now they do! in other words, they were falling and now they hit the ground.
"Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on," Oh no... the flashbacks are beginning... *insert Dream massacring all three of the hunters with a single bow shot to an end crystal here*
The reason the flint and steel one with armor was faster is because you had full hunger without armor and your health was regenerating but with armor you didn't have full hunger so you didn't regenerate and died faster
huh. who would've thought that's the strongest force in minecraft, kill everything in his way and create a big exposition with fire made out of some wool and planks or is it?
As the death message implies, beds explode for a reason - time doesn't exist in the End or the Nether, so checking whether or not you're able to sleep doesn't make any sense. The comical solution to this was to make beds explode. This is also why clocks go crazy in the Nether and End and why players in the Overworld can still skip the night when others are awake in other dimensions.
Bro the quality is just going up and up now. The only constructive criticism is that around the 16:45 mark (whenever we go to the end), the music cuts out instantly. This is a little jarring, and if that was what you meant to do, then all for it. However, I think a fade would have gone nicely there as well, just to smooth that out. Otherwise, you are doing amazingly with your videos, and I really liked this one. Also it was *20* minutes, so that's kinda hype. Keep it up, I can't wait for the next video!
Nobody:
People with keep inventory on when they want to get home
This deserves more likes..
I can explain
I suck
@@GhaniKeSawah true true
i put keep inventory on because i play terraria ._.
lmao
"this makes things deadly.. and FUN" '_'...Yeah makes sense
dying instantly is extremely fun
Minecraft dosnt have multiplayer i don't Understand u can only play on the same consol 😡😡
@@alexklimek179 what?
@@alexklimek179 ummmmm what? If you’re talking about on an Xbox or something maybe but on computers and switch you play it online or local
what about bedrock wither
Wifies: "We need the fastest, most accessible method of death"
Also Wilfies: "Give a zombie a netherite axe with sharpness V and fire aspect ii with strength"
Seems accessible to me.
ez
Accessible indeed
Wifies*
an axe with fire aspect, so accessible
People: "a baby zombie killed him"
*The spider that actually killed him:* "am I a joke to you?"
The spider was a chad. The baby zombie just Stole the credit lel.
The spider just stole the kill. Zombie did most of the job
Luna
the spider was my fortnite teamate
@@nooblador4806 so ur saying.. fartnite has teammates that steal ur kills?
NOW THATS A ROBLOX FIGHTING GAMES TEAMERS MOMENT BRO!
"until it was tragically ended by a baby zombie"
*"Ph1LzA was slain by Spider"*
“Aaaahhh but PHIL?! What about the spider”
*baby zombie tho*
BUT PHIL?!!!!!
Spider: Our kill
Oh wuw
The baby zombie had golden armor for some reason.
@@Ehatntmtntahe it spawned with armour because there's an in-game difficulty level that increases as the days go by
Alternative title: guy on internet talks about killing yourself in block game while occasionally getting hacked on in the background.
what do you mean
@@crazyrabbit5722 There was a bhopper that killed him in the backround.
@@JAY-vw8xt timecode pls
The reason for the variance in your results, specifically with cactus/berries and fire, is that the player started with slightly different saturation values, meaning they were able to heal different amounts of health
Thanks that makes sense :)
18:48 “No one really cares,”
2b2t players: Am I a joke to you?
Haha true
Yes yes you are
@@Wifies The fast way is iron golam and revegar.😏😏
@@SuperCatMan- i dont undestent can you tell me again .lol
@@SuperCatMan- heve you even watched the video
Man's really made this feel like a Vsause vid and not just because the music
:o
It’s also his voice kinda tho
The way he talks
Yeah
Yea, the way he talks and introduces new ways to die...
wifies: how fast can you die in minecraft?
speedrunners: *observe*
*dream enters the chat*
69th like
@@aquaneutral how do you know
@@abdhd6066 /whooooooooooosh
@@spikydogofficial8089 big boi whoosh
Kinda wish that pvp footage wasn't blurred. I get what you're trying to do but it's frustrating for some reason
Same
@Warner Esquivel yeah, exactly. It wasn't... focused 🐵🐵
@Warner Esquivel yeah man I understand that. However I just don't like looking at blurry stuff, it hurts my brain. I've never seen blurry footage in other commentary videos and it doesn't make me lose my focus on what they're saying to look at clear footage
I agree, it makes sense to blur when putting a key word on screen or an image but doing it constantly is just annoying
Same b/c I get migraines looking at blurry things 🤕
The spider that actually killed philza
“I just want my credit”
Everyone then blamed the baby zombie, which wasnt on the death message
true but the Spider kill steeled Philza from the Baby Zombie so I think the Baby Zombie deserved the credit
@@DinoRunner both do
@@DinoRunner what about the creeper
I love how it’s playing vsause music in the background
I WAS PLAYING EARTHBOUND RIGHT AS I CLICKED THE VIDEO AND I GOT A 4/128 ITEM! (croissant from mole playing rough!) YESSS
@@ARCHIVED9610 dang, gg you are lucky, but you could get somehow luckier if i was there
Or is it
@Disciplexeon The Operator wdym we cant spell sos
I just wacthed vsause 2 secs ago
Actually, ibxtoycat has the record. He died in lava before the game even finished loading
That’s bedrock version
@@GMFan yeah, although this video is clearly about java edition i still feel that fact should’ve been included, even *if* it is on a different edition of the game
Sure it was on Bedrock, it still is the same game. Kind of.
Unless you are talking about redstone and a lot of game mechanics. Then they are completely different games.
The spawn and world generation coding are completely different since they are on 2 different coding languages so they shouldn’t be in the same category just how bedrock and java speed running are in different categories
_"THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!"_
- Phil Swift, Flex Tape - Wifies
@Benjamin Hess LMAO
69 LIKES
@@redhandedninjastar LMAOOOO
YES
@DarkMatter 662 YES
"Crystals cant even kill with armor."
It actually instakills someone with Netherite Armor
Yep, I've been watching Mumbo too.
jep
2b2t veterans are triggered by that
I was triggered sooo hard with that
you can put multiple crystals in one block so its instant and can be done in any dimension
bro did you even try that
It only instakills if you jump
The slowest way to die is starting with full hunger and saturation then Starving
In easy mode
@@sonofniptwit you cant starve in easy mode
@@RJ-zl9vj Thats the joke - it takes infinite time
@@sonofniptwit r/wooosh
@@juanpablohernandezgomez1274 :)
Wifies: Uses VSuace music
Half of the whole world: *Wait, that's illegal.*
ngl at the end i thought he was gonna say *"And as always, Thanks for Watching"*
and not stay alive
Well the video was inspired by Vsauce, and you can tell by how he talks
I thought that too
Unacceptable
@@gavindao6754 it depends on context
Both are correct
Dont sound so smartass
"End crystals can't even kill with armour on."
And that is where you couldn't be more wrong. Stand in the middle of them and they will do more damage than anything else in the game. The only reason you can survive being hit by one is because they are an explosion, meaning that they are weaker depending on how far you are. The same thing applies to beds so that is not a sufficient counterargument.
No it means they weren't on hard mode, because the damage scales with difficulty
Bro and crystals are literally used for PVP in some servers
@@enbnuuy Tell that to Dream. Their manhunts happen on easy difficulty. A single end crystal still killed all 3 hunters with full iron armour. I don't believe that difficulty scales the damage that end crystals do, only mobs.
@@enbnuuy it dosent just the mob damgae i think
crystals do most damage if you are within 3 or 4 blocks of them and on the same Y level as them or above. If you are even 1 block below them with god armor they will only deal 2 hearts per explosion, they do quite a lot of damage if you can use them correctly(half of your entire health even with 3/4 protection 4 armor and blast protection 4 leggings). They are commonly used in pvp in many anarchy servers and some survival servers due to how much damage they deal. Respawn anchors in the overworld do a hefty amount of damage as well, a little more than end crystals if im correct but i don't know if its worth trading piglins for enough crying obsidian to create them. And end crystals can only be placed on obsidian and bedrock.
18:04 Beds explode in the end and nether because there's no concept of time in either place. There's no cycle of day or night, and because when you sleep in a bed it skips it from night to day, the bed has no clue what to do; Its not night, so you cant sleep, but its not day either, so it cant tell you that you cant sleep. Thus, the bed explodes and vanishes out of existence.
aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH
HOW IS THAT SO PHILISOPHICAL
It's called Player was killed by [Intentional Game Design]
What if you just wanna take a nap?
it's actually just because mojang didn't want you to set your spawn in the end. they changed their mind about the nether so now you have respawn anchors
Uhh g- guys this could be a theory made of just game intentional design
“It’s instant”
My lag in multiplayer: observe
@c6amp Me
@c6amp 200? observe my severe 972 ping B)
Jokes on you I lag really badly(I can barely move) when I am in singleplayer
Observe my normal *10 FPS.*
@@katava521 I have 3 fps normally
what is the fastest way to die in minecraft?
2b2t players: END CRYSTAL
lmao just tell someone to pban you
On the oldest anarchy server in minecraft,
No it’s 32ks
/kill: watches in fast kill
32k beat it
*Simple, say "frick" in a Christian Minecraft server.*
Or better yet say crap
Say hell in the server and you don’t even get to see how long it takes
@@darklord7979 HEY NO CURSING IN MY CHRISTIAN MC SERVER
You monster!
Say "badword" and you'll beat it in 0"00'00
to this day I remember the fastest and with absolutely no counterplay way I died in minecraft
I was making a simple mob trap where I'd kill mobs with a hit after they fell for some distance, but, while making it, something really funny happens... I had finished the floor where the mobs should spawn (around 22 block above the base) but while I went down, the mobs started spawning and my friend was close to the hole where they should fall. There was no protection against the mobs yet, just the stairs. We heard creaper sounds, there's obviously nothing around us because we were high up in the sky, when ALL OF A SUDDEN he was dead. Turns out the creaper above us would come to kill us and start the explosion cast BEFORE he fell off the trap so RIGHT when he appears to us is the moment when he explodes and there's absolutely no reaction time possible for that, he didn't even have time to touch the ground before exploding... Yes, it was really fun when happened to him, but then it happened to me too lol, I probably missed the block count or whatever but it was a pain on the buck to get it done
"drowning is the slowest way to drown in minecraft"
powder snow: Am I a joke to you?
Hunger:
@@mospusthespider1246 hunger doesn't kill you though
@@alt5205 in hard mode it does
@@Apokalexys oh ok
*the snowier snow can kill*
"hey watch this"
**clicks on bed and dies instantly**
Lol
Are u in the nether ?
@@pandalla114 and the end
"Sadly, I don't have any friends. :*("
Wifies I'll be your friend!
@@Wifies uwu
Then we could play among us
could i be your friend, i also am lonely
Ok white carrot
End crystals:exist
Wifies: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that
wdym he said that in the end they are like a worse version of beds that cant even kill with Armour on
@@adanfuntime that isnt true they 1 shot with anything on unless you hack
@@SumWeirdo do u play minecraft??? bc if u beaten the game then u would know that if u punch a crystal and if u have armor on u would still be alive get better at mc kid
@@adanfuntime I tested it out on java edition. Full diamond armour and if you stand right inside of the crystal it will one shot you. I took it a step further and put protection IV on the armour. Again one shot killed. Maybe you should get better at the game kid.
@@stupidmonkey1015 im talking about netherite armor
wifies: entity cram minecarts
me: no. Entity cram TNT minecarts.
Enough of them sends you past a bedrock cube through and locks you past the player limit (at least on bedrock)
True
@@williamlux If I remember correctly, in java, if your y level is high enough, you can't join the world anymore. Might have already been patched though, idk
"End crystals can't even kill with armor on"
*End crystals can literally kill multiple players all wearing full diamond on hard*
Dream stans
@@Hi-qs7cw what
2b2t 101
@@Hi-qs7cw this has nothing to do with dream
@@Hi-qs7cw 2b2t: Am I a joke to you?
3:13 "Lava is very hot" damn samuel whereda find this
MAN'S NOT HOT
3:12
3:11
Wifies: What is the FASTEST way to die in Minecraft
The video: almost 20 minutes long
yea lol
It's that easy, just cheat and use /kill
Because cheating is totally not bad
totally
Yeah totally
Yeah yeah totally
Yeah yeah yeah totally
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah totally
I once spawned in a lava pool..... had a hardcore world for about 3 seconds
thats definitely the dumbest death out there.
seed?
@@Azmie11 idk since I was in hardcore the world was deleted
rip
@@joeloliver2279 this cannot happen. there is code specifically preventing this
I love these "Vsauce but minecraft" kinda videos
Same
But Vsauce has more confusing videos which make me question my smartness
@@fouziaarief5125 yeah becuase its not just about mc and its a lot longer
at the end of every video i forget everything he says but its still better than school
"i could not recreate dying with an elytra by expirencing kinetic energy"
scar: AM I A JOKE?
Lol
Me 1 year ago: "when am I ever going to use algebra?"
Me now: MINECRAFT
@Snow Globe
Algebra still sucks tho
69th like yay
Ok 2 hours ago someone made this 69 likes who ruined it
@@fancybrehd7120
I most certainly did not. Ever since I pressed the like button, I have refrained from touching it ever again
im staying in school because technoblade said so
"I have no friends" instantly plays an ad for Facebook
they're onto us
The Facebook wanted to give him some friends
Facebook: *my time has come*
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Bruh nice name lol.
@@someweirdasshol3135 planning to change it to 2147483647 years ago
He doesn’t click fast enough he could shave off a few milliseconds.
he explained how he cant spam rockets lol
@@adnspiegel yea ur rite
@@adnspiegel but he did it when he did it with armor 🙌🏽 (armour idk)
Click harder
@@xonified. Umm I think armour is a British version of armor, so UK English or US English.
"*Beds in the nether are like a manual /kill*"
Actually, no, you can survive bed explosions, you just need blast prot IV.
“Drowning is the same time with no armor and with armor.”
Respiration III turtle shell: am I a joke to you?
the one dude that breeds turtles: what’s a turtle helmet
@@yes6612 ?
@@yes6612
?
They would know for sure, you'd be able to craft it when a baby turtles grows up
j o k e
@@yes6612 it could've been a clever joke instead of something that would be borderline dumb
"I don't have any friends" - Wifies during the Apocalypse
Lmfao
wait wifies what happened to speedish
Wifies, I'll be your friend
Imagine how someone feels when wifies hearts them and then unhearts them
@@codecode7655 oof
“Dumb ways to die.... so many dumb ways to die...”
e
The nostalgia
Set fire to your hair
@@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar poke a stick at a grizzly bear
8:51 He totally missed an opportunity here for the "Now THAT'S a lot of damage" meme
HHAHAHAHA OPPORTUNITY ROCER MARS JOKE HAAHAHAHAH
"Lava is... very hot"
- Wifies 2020
Hot lava 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
Spicy Lava✔✔✔✔
*Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*
"Lava is... very hot"
-Vsauce 2020
But not in Mother Russia
The blur effect is pretty disturbing when there's nothing else to focus on; I have to look away from the video or rub my eyes. Please use the blur effect in the background with something else to watch, or don't use it. Great video overall!
Yes I was very annoyed by this
I stopped watching halfway through because of that
Scottycat 330 same
Same
Its fine
Aleternitave Title: Dumb Ways To Die: Minecraft Eddition
Another alternative title : Dumb Ways To Die (Minecraft Education Edition)
Water bucket: *exists*
Philza: ima pretend i didn’t see that
I mean he was in pressure with all the mobs coming from behind and front and probably was more focused in killing them thinking it would have been faster
“Crystals can’t even kill with armor on”
Crystals literally instant kill full netheite armor and can be used in any realm
Crystals ignore all armor. The best way to avoid death from one is blast protection and placing a block between yourself and the crystal.
@@IndigoGollum This comment is just incorrect. Crystals do not ignore armor, but still one shot you with full armor. Crystals work in a weird way. They do more damage the closer they are to your feet. And yes I know very much about this topic as I do a lot of crystal pvp. And you contradict yourself in your own comment by saying they ignore all armor but then saying blast protection reduces it (which is true it does)
@@bznshee yeah, crystals are by far the best way to kill someone instantaneously. It's a shame he made this whole video discussing almost every way to die, and then disregard end crystals completely while being completely wrong about them as well.
Crystals are actually an even stronger explosion than Alt-Dimension Beds. Wiki confirms it.
AHEM AHEM.....
Trying to Speedrun Death% Any
*Joins 2B2T and gets wrecked instantaneously*
You mean after 12 hours.
@@Pixiuchu *Its time to hunt for new players*
Me and my friend played a game called “Die Hard” where I’d load up a minecraft world and we were assigned an early game item from a random number generator. Then we had to obtain the item and die with it. Once I got spruce planks, and I got the spruce planks and murdered myself on berry bushes. My friend won most of the time though.
That sounds so fun I'm gonna try that
@@Potterwolves lol we had to use aternos servers and generate a new world each round so it took kind of a long time
@@dinobirdsboi9551 I see your pain, aternos servers take like 10 minutes to start up when you're creating a world.
@@dinobirdsboi9551 bro just go far away and repeat. Faster than loading another world
some things that bother me:
- you can just drop the anvil from higher up to instakill
- you can place anvils on top of each other and drop them at the same time to get a quicker death (best seen in rekrap2's video)
- also the dispenser could be faster with something like an observer clock, and you cab set up multiple too.
- The create mod autocrafter _could_ be used to make fireworks with up to 30 or so firework balls since it expands the crafting grid.
- you could bypass the eyeframe by timing attacks like dispensers to not attack all at the same time (repeaters, or distance)
- didn't even mention commands
very true
mods don't count.
8:52 "that's alot of damage"
Noo you can't just tap the time link over and over.
Haha time link go brrrrrrr
PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO
How about a little more?
@@user-dh8oi2mk4f 18:06
"Hey, Vsauce! I mean, Wifies."
VVsauce*
Wsuace?
@@fuwu9904 WeSauce! Also what kind of sauce are you
thats sus
@@thegreekgodzeus8455 *Comunism noises*
Dream preparing for Manhunt: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
So unfunny
Dooby Doo that joke is so old already
he actually used it too in his most recent
explanation: manhunt but if i die the hunters lose
7:07
Tragic, isn't it?
2:15
*cactus jumpscare*
When I saw the title I immediately though of "/kill"
I thought of that time I lost a creative world I spent many hours building on because I made a repeating command block that said “/Kill @e” and turning it on ;-;
@@the-rickster you could have turned off command blocks in the settings of your world
@@MakerManX Yeah but I was stupid and 9 so I didn’t know that lol
UA-cam: Demoni...
Wifies: Game End
:p
@@Wifies lol
@TheSuper CatMan lol
@@Wifies what is the texture pack
@@SuperCatMan- lol
“How fast can you die in Minecraft?”
My dumb and terrible at gaming ass: _observe_
Me: **observes**
Me: dont just change the "speedruners" part from another comment and call it a day
observer me as well 😔smh
ew copycat
@@rayanel-hajj7466 link to comment copied from?
Fun fact: if you tried swimming in lava, you'd probably float on top due to density difference. It's molten rock. It's kind of like watching a water droplet skid accords a hot pan.
time travel : gets invented
girls: I'm your grandaughter
boys": philza get away from this cave
but he wouldn't be so famous if he didn't die then. It was a perfect timing to give him the most possible fame
@@theseangle if you think about it he would be more famous the longer he survives
@@theletter5664 but now he has money and motivation and gives more time to play his worlds. If he still was alive in that old world idk how much he would even play if he ran out of motivation without any fame
@@theseangle fair fair
Fastest way to die is actually when you're not thinking about it
I mean.. yeah
Took me 3 minutes to understand what you meant. Put a comma in your sentences
@@the-anhpham3364 can u tell me where the comma should be?
Edit: typo
@@the-anhpham3364 I dont give a damn if I typed it wrong because I typed it like that on purpose
I can die In 0.1 seconds, my “Friend” set a command block on repeat to kill me because I killed him once
But that's with commands. This video is about how to die in vanilla minecraft
@@lonewolf5162 ...
...
Your friends salty if he did that over 1 kill
@@lonewolf5162 well, commands are vanilla. They just aren’t available in survival
Wifies: Beds kill instantly
End crystal: *Are you challenging me?*
Wifies: How fast can you DIE in minecraft?
Me: Just play RLCraft instead.
So true
0.00000001 seconds with protection 4 diamond armor by breathing
yep. first time i played that, i literally spawned in front of a dragon. then in deep water only to reach surface into a sea serpant. nice intro to the game i had
How fast can u die in Minecraft?
Me,when I got trolled by Mojang bcs they spawned lava close to me:
*YES*
"Can't even kill with armor on"
Poor anarachy server players with Crystal PVP tactics
FitMc Fan? I don't say it's a bad thing, but still, curiocity beats me.
@@Rayan-West the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
@@regenpalkar4385 ( ⌐■ _ ■ )
How fast can you die in Minecraft?
Me with over 100 deaths in an hour: *I’d like to speak*
Just 100? I die 400 times a minute 😆.I use beds.
People: When Will you use algebra?
Me: 11:00
Also me: *ad*
Title: How fast can you DIE in minecraft?
Me: Spawning in a new world on lava!
I’ve died before I even spawned in, TWICE in the same game, from drowning when there was no water near spawn
that would be slower than falling 😂😂
it could be world record xD
I think the youtuber IBXtoycat spawned in a ravine in water and while it was loading the water carried him into lava and killed him while it was loading.
This was a great video, and it was very interesting to see how technical the process of actively trying to die in this game can be.
I do have a small bit of criticism though, the times where the footage was blurred for a long period of time caused quite a lot of eye strain...
It might be a good idea to avoid that in the future-
"Today we are speedrunning"
"Life"
thats the first time ive seen (or heard of actually) phils hardcore thing and seeing his reaction after dying was genuinely hard to watch, he looked so distraught :{
Fun fact: if you were to fall in lava in real life you wouldn’t sink in it. You would skid over the top because of the Leidenfrost effect, where the water in your body would form a layer of steam between you and the lava making you hover just above the surface of the lava.
If you fall into a volcano you'd slap on the surface and die from every organ crushing
@@Sp00kq oof
This guy's a *NERD*
I thought it was because lava is molten rock which means more dense and our body is organic which is less dense than molten rock there for make us float on lava. While not technically float as in air, you can't sink inside lava. Also, you would die before reaching to the lava by suffocation, water vaporizer inside you which will burst your vain or the intense heat which will cook you
@@ranaoblivious2122 This guy is also a *NERD*
Wifies: Whats the fastest way to die in Minecraft?
Me: */kill*
That's what I was thinking
You forget about the time you spend typing it in chat.
nope, it depends on how fast a person can type, which averages about 1-3secs.
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 ctr+v
Use command blocks, then make it a repeating command, with no redstone required. You will die infinitely, in literally no seconds, there, fastest way to die.
wifies: the zombie is a more portable method than the bed...
yeah because everyone has 16 shap 5 fire aspect 2 netherite axes in their worlds
Getting books is really easy if you force a zombie to attack a villager and then curing the villager. You can get really good books for extremely cheap prices, like a silk touch book for 5 emeralds.
@@UnintendedSheep Yeah but the axes
@@deno_4660 check out raywork's netherite farm. You can get yourself full netherite armor and tools in like 20 minutes of playing.
the bigger problem is moving the zombie
the zombie can't move in daylight unless it has a helmet/pumpkin (spawned in halloween)/fire resistance, if it has a helmet, you need to think about its durability, fire resistance, the duration
it shouldn't be distracted by snow golems, iron golems, shouldn't be accidentally killed or be distracted
and moving it through dimensions using portals or moving long distances with its slow speed makes it terrible for transportation
Let’s do the math for the endear pearl one here; you can trigger a trapdoor every tick and it takes 4 to kill you therefore 4 ticks. 1 tick is a twentieth of a second and so the fastest it can kill you with optimal redstone is 4 twentieths of a second or 0.2 seconds. You would also have to count in imperfect function times within the games code varying the speed at which it can kill you between 0.2 seconds to 0.38 seconds dis including potential lag as it would be unlikely to get it with this scenario (unless you are playing on a toaster). This puts it (at optimal timing) to the second spot on the leaderboard in relation to it not even being on there in the original design.
for those who say that the bed method is not fair, there is another very fast way (faster than strength op zombie). there is a trap or we could call, Creation in minecraft called "Moving Mines". basically you put a block ahead of a rail that its direction is up to down, then you put 2-3 minecars on the rail plus a tnt on minecart. the moment you break the block that is preventing minecarts to move, the minecarts start moving and the moment it collides with an entity or block (or basically anything that will stop it from moving) it explodes, 1.6x times bigger than withers explosion! that's why it's called "Moving Minecarts". now, to explain how they work:
tnt on minecarts deal more damage based on how far they fall (or how much time it takes for them to hit the ground | maximum is 1.6x times more than withers explosion). the first minecart is actually colliding with the ground (the others are not colliding with the ground = they're falling) and others are just stuck in that minecart, pushing it (that's why they move all together). im note sure about the why they explode at their maximum capacity but i think it's probably some sort of loop happening in the code. the reason about why they explode on colliding with an entity or block is simply because they weren't colliding with the ground when they were stuck in the minecart and now they do! in other words, they were falling and now they hit the ground.
uh whats the tl:dr
@@worthyisback5652 whats the i.d.c
2b2t players: well what about the END CRYSTALS
He literally said it
Copied
This video: "sadly I don't have any friends"
A previous video: "so my friend here"
18:01 "they explode when you try to sleep with them"
"Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on,"
Oh no... the flashbacks are beginning... *insert Dream massacring all three of the hunters with a single bow shot to an end crystal here*
Hey can you send that video my way please and thank you
@@Lordoftheskeletons ua-cam.com/video/hgdSJdeGF_0/v-deo.html 37:40
I think he was testing this on a lower difficulty, since end crystals are much more powerful on higher difficulties
2b2t be like:
Hugging cactus for minute is equal to swimming in lava for 13 seconds. Makes sence
sence
The reason the flint and steel one with armor was faster is because you had full hunger without armor and your health was regenerating but with armor you didn't have full hunger so you didn't regenerate and died faster
Yaro... DIO!
Yare Yare
looking back, philza 's reaction to losing years of progress was straight up chill
huh. who would've thought that's the strongest force in minecraft, kill everything in his way and create a big exposition with fire made out of some wool and planks
or is it?
"well sadly I don't have any frien-" *ad starts playing at perfect time*
I'm even hearing Michael's inflections in this video
i love his videos lol
“A stack of milliseconds”
This is why I love this UA-camr
8:52 “That’s a lot of DaMaGe”
*vsauce music* "However, killing oneslf" like Michael himself.
This video: **Exists**
Speedrunners: Write that down, write that down
When philza died i cried so much 😭
As the death message implies, beds explode for a reason - time doesn't exist in the End or the Nether, so checking whether or not you're able to sleep doesn't make any sense. The comical solution to this was to make beds explode.
This is also why clocks go crazy in the Nether and End and why players in the Overworld can still skip the night when others are awake in other dimensions.
With the dispenser thing a easier solution is just to add a repeater to one of the firework dispensers so you dont get hit at the same time.
12:59 “minecraft is a multiplayer game”
me: wow i never knew
edit: chill it was only a joke
Lol u noob XD
we learn something new everyday
@@stickmaker69 i dont dox ppl for fun but r/wooosh
yes and there is singleplayer too
@@FBI_agent_4859 imagine using a overuse profile pic
0:27 ya, that was emotional🥲
"A stack of milliseconds" lmao
7:12
Bro the quality is just going up and up now. The only constructive criticism is that around the 16:45 mark (whenever we go to the end), the music cuts out instantly. This is a little jarring, and if that was what you meant to do, then all for it. However, I think a fade would have gone nicely there as well, just to smooth that out. Otherwise, you are doing amazingly with your videos, and I really liked this one. Also it was *20* minutes, so that's kinda hype. Keep it up, I can't wait for the next video!
"till it was ended by a Baby Zombie"
Game: "Ph1Lza was slain by Spider"
I don’t think you get it. If the baby zombie wasn’t there, then he wouldn’t have died by the spider.
The bed in the nether is the fastest
I knew he would include it
I wrote the top comment at 7:00 into the video
@@jacksonburt3860 i do agree that he *WAS* attacked by the zombie, he was actually killed by the spider
Wifies speech: "How fast can you die in minecraft".
Wifies text: "How fast can you die minecraft".