How Fast Can You DIE in Minecraft?

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  • @georger533
    @georger533 4 роки тому +2160

    "this makes things deadly.. and FUN" '_'...Yeah makes sense

    • @dogf421
      @dogf421 4 роки тому +15

      dying instantly is extremely fun

    • @alexklimek179
      @alexklimek179 4 роки тому

      Minecraft dosnt have multiplayer i don't Understand u can only play on the same consol 😡😡

    • @Jay-bw9qt
      @Jay-bw9qt 4 роки тому

      @@alexklimek179 what?

    • @kathrynmiller6357
      @kathrynmiller6357 4 роки тому

      @@alexklimek179 ummmmm what? If you’re talking about on an Xbox or something maybe but on computers and switch you play it online or local

    • @alpha00z26
      @alpha00z26 4 роки тому

      what about bedrock wither

  • @jordanfredeluces6299
    @jordanfredeluces6299 4 роки тому +2847

    Nobody:
    People with keep inventory on when they want to get home

  • @arealgamer342
    @arealgamer342 3 роки тому +475

    Wifies: "We need the fastest, most accessible method of death"
    Also Wilfies: "Give a zombie a netherite axe with sharpness V and fire aspect ii with strength"

  • @JAY-vw8xt
    @JAY-vw8xt 4 роки тому +566

    Alternative title: guy on internet talks about killing yourself in block game while occasionally getting hacked on in the background.

    • @crazyrabbit5722
      @crazyrabbit5722 4 роки тому +1

      what do you mean

    • @JAY-vw8xt
      @JAY-vw8xt 4 роки тому +3

      @@crazyrabbit5722 There was a bhopper that killed him in the backround.

    • @crazyrabbit5722
      @crazyrabbit5722 4 роки тому +2

      @@JAY-vw8xt timecode pls

  • @darklazer44
    @darklazer44 3 роки тому +2537

    People: "a baby zombie killed him"
    *The spider that actually killed him:* "am I a joke to you?"

    • @PlayItOnIpad
      @PlayItOnIpad 3 роки тому +162

      The spider was a chad. The baby zombie just Stole the credit lel.

    • @mariuszeqq6306
      @mariuszeqq6306 3 роки тому +194

      The spider just stole the kill. Zombie did most of the job

    • @CeriseAurium
      @CeriseAurium 3 роки тому +6

      Luna

    • @nooblador4806
      @nooblador4806 3 роки тому +17

      the spider was my fortnite teamate

    • @andreacorrea5921
      @andreacorrea5921 3 роки тому +10

      @@nooblador4806 so ur saying.. fartnite has teammates that steal ur kills?
      NOW THATS A ROBLOX FIGHTING GAMES TEAMERS MOMENT BRO!

  • @i-dislike-handles
    @i-dislike-handles 4 роки тому +2406

    "until it was tragically ended by a baby zombie"
    *"Ph1LzA was slain by Spider"*

    • @quinnipi2400
      @quinnipi2400 4 роки тому +78

      “Aaaahhh but PHIL?! What about the spider”
      *baby zombie tho*
      BUT PHIL?!!!!!

    • @daforked7906
      @daforked7906 4 роки тому +77

      Spider: Our kill

    • @LethalNxmba
      @LethalNxmba 4 роки тому +2

      Oh wuw

    • @Ehatntmtntahe
      @Ehatntmtntahe 4 роки тому +16

      The baby zombie had golden armor for some reason.

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 4 роки тому +49

      @@Ehatntmtntahe it spawned with armour because there's an in-game difficulty level that increases as the days go by

  • @rs_mind8352
    @rs_mind8352 3 роки тому +418

    The reason for the variance in your results, specifically with cactus/berries and fire, is that the player started with slightly different saturation values, meaning they were able to heal different amounts of health

  • @interestinglycurious
    @interestinglycurious 4 роки тому +651

    Man's really made this feel like a Vsause vid and not just because the music

  • @hyperigon6115
    @hyperigon6115 4 роки тому +1121

    18:48 “No one really cares,”
    2b2t players: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  4 роки тому +165

      Haha true

    • @magnusmights2265
      @magnusmights2265 4 роки тому +15

      Yes yes you are

    • @abdhd6066
      @abdhd6066 4 роки тому +4

      @@Wifies The fast way is iron golam and revegar.😏😏

    • @abdhd6066
      @abdhd6066 4 роки тому

      @@SuperCatMan- i dont undestent can you tell me again .lol

    • @santiagoorgeira9142
      @santiagoorgeira9142 4 роки тому +8

      @@SuperCatMan- heve you even watched the video

  • @seabear722
    @seabear722 3 роки тому +1366

    I love how it’s playing vsause music in the background

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 3 роки тому +14

      I WAS PLAYING EARTHBOUND RIGHT AS I CLICKED THE VIDEO AND I GOT A 4/128 ITEM! (croissant from mole playing rough!) YESSS

    • @andro.txt0
      @andro.txt0 3 роки тому +8

      @@ARCHIVED9610 dang, gg you are lucky, but you could get somehow luckier if i was there

    • @-GU1-
      @-GU1- 3 роки тому +19

      Or is it

    • @notLL5
      @notLL5 3 роки тому +4

      @Disciplexeon The Operator wdym we cant spell sos

    • @Mandy-wg4hs
      @Mandy-wg4hs 3 роки тому +1

      I just wacthed vsause 2 secs ago

  • @kvb711
    @kvb711 3 роки тому +265

    The spider that actually killed philza
    “I just want my credit”

    • @Adamsterdam00
      @Adamsterdam00 3 роки тому +10

      Everyone then blamed the baby zombie, which wasnt on the death message

    • @DinoRunner
      @DinoRunner 3 роки тому +6

      true but the Spider kill steeled Philza from the Baby Zombie so I think the Baby Zombie deserved the credit

    • @thehorizon8986
      @thehorizon8986 3 роки тому +4

      @@DinoRunner both do

    • @Glosm
      @Glosm 2 роки тому

      @@DinoRunner what about the creeper

  • @TanguyBlanchard
    @TanguyBlanchard 4 роки тому +1202

    Kinda wish that pvp footage wasn't blurred. I get what you're trying to do but it's frustrating for some reason

    • @Mousedahbidoof
      @Mousedahbidoof 4 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard 4 роки тому +53

      @Warner Esquivel yeah, exactly. It wasn't... focused 🐵🐵

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard 4 роки тому +76

      @Warner Esquivel yeah man I understand that. However I just don't like looking at blurry stuff, it hurts my brain. I've never seen blurry footage in other commentary videos and it doesn't make me lose my focus on what they're saying to look at clear footage

    • @jmzlolo
      @jmzlolo 4 роки тому +61

      I agree, it makes sense to blur when putting a key word on screen or an image but doing it constantly is just annoying

    • @FizyWater
      @FizyWater 3 роки тому +13

      Same b/c I get migraines looking at blurry things 🤕

  • @Rashaexe
    @Rashaexe 4 роки тому +481

    _"THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!"_
    - Phil Swift, Flex Tape - Wifies

  • @susslery
    @susslery 4 роки тому +590

    Wifies: Uses VSuace music
    Half of the whole world: *Wait, that's illegal.*

    • @oceanqueen666
      @oceanqueen666 4 роки тому +2

      ngl at the end i thought he was gonna say *"And as always, Thanks for Watching"*
      and not stay alive

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 роки тому +1

      Well the video was inspired by Vsauce, and you can tell by how he talks

    • @SamSam-im1hi
      @SamSam-im1hi 4 роки тому

      I thought that too

    • @hayden7520
      @hayden7520 4 роки тому

      Unacceptable

    • @padmanabanraghavendran3570
      @padmanabanraghavendran3570 4 роки тому

      @@gavindao6754 it depends on context
      Both are correct
      Dont sound so smartass

  • @tinodaperson7174
    @tinodaperson7174 3 роки тому +208

    "Crystals cant even kill with armor."
    It actually instakills someone with Netherite Armor

    • @Living_Murphys_Law
      @Living_Murphys_Law 3 роки тому +10

      Yep, I've been watching Mumbo too.

    • @alisalamun9750
      @alisalamun9750 2 роки тому

      jep

    • @pilotbug6100
      @pilotbug6100 2 роки тому +6

      2b2t veterans are triggered by that

    • @godudespeed9680
      @godudespeed9680 2 роки тому +6

      I was triggered sooo hard with that
      you can put multiple crystals in one block so its instant and can be done in any dimension
      bro did you even try that

    • @AramauMeows
      @AramauMeows Рік тому

      It only instakills if you jump

  • @thiswere2g
    @thiswere2g 4 роки тому +6465

    wifies: how fast can you die in minecraft?
    speedrunners: *observe*

  • @theodorehoff6484
    @theodorehoff6484 4 роки тому +605

    Actually, ibxtoycat has the record. He died in lava before the game even finished loading

    • @GMFan
      @GMFan 4 роки тому +54

      That’s bedrock version

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 4 роки тому +113

      @@GMFan yeah, although this video is clearly about java edition i still feel that fact should’ve been included, even *if* it is on a different edition of the game

    • @randomminephoneplayer841
      @randomminephoneplayer841 4 роки тому +30

      Sure it was on Bedrock, it still is the same game. Kind of.

    • @randomminephoneplayer841
      @randomminephoneplayer841 4 роки тому +15

      Unless you are talking about redstone and a lot of game mechanics. Then they are completely different games.

    • @GMFan
      @GMFan 4 роки тому +23

      The spawn and world generation coding are completely different since they are on 2 different coding languages so they shouldn’t be in the same category just how bedrock and java speed running are in different categories

  • @kevener3349
    @kevener3349 4 роки тому +436

    “It’s instant”
    My lag in multiplayer: observe

    • @uphymix5094
      @uphymix5094 4 роки тому

      @c6amp Me

    • @jaimehuerta7869
      @jaimehuerta7869 4 роки тому

      @c6amp 200? observe my severe 972 ping B)

    • @emilymills2727
      @emilymills2727 4 роки тому

      Jokes on you I lag really badly(I can barely move) when I am in singleplayer

    • @katava521
      @katava521 4 роки тому +1

      Observe my normal *10 FPS.*

    • @bhaswatidey7351
      @bhaswatidey7351 4 роки тому

      @@katava521 I have 3 fps normally

  • @captainmorganiv1034
    @captainmorganiv1034 3 роки тому +990

    The slowest way to die is starting with full hunger and saturation then Starving

  • @rodrigoferreiramaciel4815
    @rodrigoferreiramaciel4815 3 роки тому +26

    to this day I remember the fastest and with absolutely no counterplay way I died in minecraft
    I was making a simple mob trap where I'd kill mobs with a hit after they fell for some distance, but, while making it, something really funny happens... I had finished the floor where the mobs should spawn (around 22 block above the base) but while I went down, the mobs started spawning and my friend was close to the hole where they should fall. There was no protection against the mobs yet, just the stairs. We heard creaper sounds, there's obviously nothing around us because we were high up in the sky, when ALL OF A SUDDEN he was dead. Turns out the creaper above us would come to kill us and start the explosion cast BEFORE he fell off the trap so RIGHT when he appears to us is the moment when he explodes and there's absolutely no reaction time possible for that, he didn't even have time to touch the ground before exploding... Yes, it was really fun when happened to him, but then it happened to me too lol, I probably missed the block count or whatever but it was a pain on the buck to get it done

  • @rendomstranger8698
    @rendomstranger8698 4 роки тому +251

    "End crystals can't even kill with armour on."
    And that is where you couldn't be more wrong. Stand in the middle of them and they will do more damage than anything else in the game. The only reason you can survive being hit by one is because they are an explosion, meaning that they are weaker depending on how far you are. The same thing applies to beds so that is not a sufficient counterargument.

    • @enbnuuy
      @enbnuuy 4 роки тому +14

      No it means they weren't on hard mode, because the damage scales with difficulty

    • @spacegators1775
      @spacegators1775 4 роки тому +7

      Bro and crystals are literally used for PVP in some servers

    • @rendomstranger8698
      @rendomstranger8698 4 роки тому +9

      @@enbnuuy Tell that to Dream. Their manhunts happen on easy difficulty. A single end crystal still killed all 3 hunters with full iron armour. I don't believe that difficulty scales the damage that end crystals do, only mobs.

    • @franjo5174
      @franjo5174 4 роки тому

      @@enbnuuy it dosent just the mob damgae i think

    • @rainbowspork
      @rainbowspork 4 роки тому +4

      crystals do most damage if you are within 3 or 4 blocks of them and on the same Y level as them or above. If you are even 1 block below them with god armor they will only deal 2 hearts per explosion, they do quite a lot of damage if you can use them correctly(half of your entire health even with 3/4 protection 4 armor and blast protection 4 leggings). They are commonly used in pvp in many anarchy servers and some survival servers due to how much damage they deal. Respawn anchors in the overworld do a hefty amount of damage as well, a little more than end crystals if im correct but i don't know if its worth trading piglins for enough crying obsidian to create them. And end crystals can only be placed on obsidian and bedrock.

  • @ac3744
    @ac3744 4 роки тому +473

    "Sadly, I don't have any friends. :*("
    Wifies I'll be your friend!

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  4 роки тому +135

    • @aquaneutral
      @aquaneutral 4 роки тому +18

      @@Wifies uwu

    • @grant1753
      @grant1753 4 роки тому +12

      Then we could play among us

    • @wooper8218
      @wooper8218 4 роки тому +9

      could i be your friend, i also am lonely

    • @epsilon1563
      @epsilon1563 4 роки тому +5

      Ok white carrot

  • @nejakejtypek2738
    @nejakejtypek2738 4 роки тому +468

    what is the fastest way to die in minecraft?
    2b2t players: END CRYSTAL

    • @Ghostx777x
      @Ghostx777x 4 роки тому +3

      lmao just tell someone to pban you

    • @Devowerer
      @Devowerer 4 роки тому +5

      On the oldest anarchy server in minecraft,

    • @wallywallendo
      @wallywallendo 4 роки тому +2

      No it’s 32ks

    • @JustMe-mp2qv
      @JustMe-mp2qv 4 роки тому +1

      /kill: watches in fast kill

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому

      32k beat it

  • @HunterIWolf
    @HunterIWolf 3 роки тому +47

    End crystals:exist
    Wifies: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime 3 роки тому +2

      wdym he said that in the end they are like a worse version of beds that cant even kill with Armour on

    • @SumWeirdo
      @SumWeirdo 3 роки тому +4

      @@adanfuntime that isnt true they 1 shot with anything on unless you hack

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime 3 роки тому +1

      @@SumWeirdo do u play minecraft??? bc if u beaten the game then u would know that if u punch a crystal and if u have armor on u would still be alive get better at mc kid

    • @stupidmonkey1015
      @stupidmonkey1015 3 роки тому +8

      @@adanfuntime I tested it out on java edition. Full diamond armour and if you stand right inside of the crystal it will one shot you. I took it a step further and put protection IV on the armour. Again one shot killed. Maybe you should get better at the game kid.

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime 3 роки тому

      @@stupidmonkey1015 im talking about netherite armor

  • @SparkeyGames
    @SparkeyGames 4 роки тому +618

    "drowning is the slowest way to drown in minecraft"
    powder snow: Am I a joke to you?

  • @westwindedraven.
    @westwindedraven. 4 роки тому +679

    It's that easy, just cheat and use /kill
    Because cheating is totally not bad

  • @brogandragota9396
    @brogandragota9396 4 роки тому +194

    wifies: entity cram minecarts
    me: no. Entity cram TNT minecarts.

    • @williamlux
      @williamlux 3 роки тому +8

      Enough of them sends you past a bedrock cube through and locks you past the player limit (at least on bedrock)

    • @GrookeyYT
      @GrookeyYT 3 роки тому

      True

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 3 роки тому +2

      @@williamlux If I remember correctly, in java, if your y level is high enough, you can't join the world anymore. Might have already been patched though, idk

  • @haoyusi1615
    @haoyusi1615 3 роки тому +21

    Wifies: What is the FASTEST way to die in Minecraft
    The video: almost 20 minutes long

  • @chaosmspa8023
    @chaosmspa8023 4 роки тому +366

    Me 1 year ago: "when am I ever going to use algebra?"
    Me now: MINECRAFT

    • @key.rn718
      @key.rn718 4 роки тому +8

      @Snow Globe
      Algebra still sucks tho

    • @enzoongweekiat1711
      @enzoongweekiat1711 4 роки тому

      69th like yay

    • @fancybrehd7120
      @fancybrehd7120 4 роки тому +1

      Ok 2 hours ago someone made this 69 likes who ruined it

    • @key.rn718
      @key.rn718 4 роки тому

      @@fancybrehd7120
      I most certainly did not. Ever since I pressed the like button, I have refrained from touching it ever again

    • @bingbong6176
      @bingbong6176 4 роки тому

      im staying in school because technoblade said so

  • @bottlegang3187
    @bottlegang3187 4 роки тому +181

    "End crystals can't even kill with armor on"
    *End crystals can literally kill multiple players all wearing full diamond on hard*

    • @Hi-qs7cw
      @Hi-qs7cw 4 роки тому +10

      Dream stans

    • @blancogohan
      @blancogohan 4 роки тому +10

      @@Hi-qs7cw what

    • @kong3681
      @kong3681 4 роки тому +12

      2b2t 101

    • @InCompet4nt
      @InCompet4nt 4 роки тому +14

      @@Hi-qs7cw this has nothing to do with dream

    • @PandaFan2443
      @PandaFan2443 4 роки тому +8

      @@Hi-qs7cw 2b2t: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Actual-Knight
    @Actual-Knight 3 роки тому +337

    "hey watch this"
    **clicks on bed and dies instantly**

  • @Kikithegreen
    @Kikithegreen 3 роки тому +28

    18:04 Beds explode in the end and nether because there's no concept of time in either place. There's no cycle of day or night, and because when you sleep in a bed it skips it from night to day, the bed has no clue what to do; Its not night, so you cant sleep, but its not day either, so it cant tell you that you cant sleep. Thus, the bed explodes and vanishes out of existence.

    • @josiegonzalez9565
      @josiegonzalez9565 2 роки тому

      aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH
      HOW IS THAT SO PHILISOPHICAL

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 роки тому +1

      It's called Player was killed by [Intentional Game Design]

    • @ilyaszaim6494
      @ilyaszaim6494 2 роки тому

      What if you just wanna take a nap?

    • @AllTerrainTurkey9974
      @AllTerrainTurkey9974 2 роки тому

      it's actually just because mojang didn't want you to set your spawn in the end. they changed their mind about the nether so now you have respawn anchors

    • @nathakornyuenyong7454
      @nathakornyuenyong7454 2 роки тому

      Uhh g- guys this could be a theory made of just game intentional design

  • @bronze1557
    @bronze1557 3 роки тому +263

    I love these "Vsauce but minecraft" kinda videos

    • @walterwhite3372
      @walterwhite3372 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @fouziaarief5125
      @fouziaarief5125 3 роки тому +4

      But Vsauce has more confusing videos which make me question my smartness

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 3 роки тому +2

      @@fouziaarief5125 yeah becuase its not just about mc and its a lot longer
      at the end of every video i forget everything he says but its still better than school

  • @blakewilkins5385
    @blakewilkins5385 4 роки тому +290

    He doesn’t click fast enough he could shave off a few milliseconds.

    • @adnspiegel
      @adnspiegel 4 роки тому +11

      he explained how he cant spam rockets lol

    • @Sharky2701
      @Sharky2701 4 роки тому +1

      @@adnspiegel yea ur rite

    • @xonified.
      @xonified. 4 роки тому +1

      @@adnspiegel but he did it when he did it with armor 🙌🏽 (armour idk)

    • @poggersquirrel583
      @poggersquirrel583 4 роки тому +2

      Click harder

    • @Biggermeatyhooks
      @Biggermeatyhooks 4 роки тому +1

      @@xonified. Umm I think armour is a British version of armor, so UK English or US English.

  • @tristansmith1315
    @tristansmith1315 4 роки тому +5797

    *Simple, say "frick" in a Christian Minecraft server.*

    • @dishmcg1319
      @dishmcg1319 4 роки тому +172

      Or better yet say crap

    • @darklord7979
      @darklord7979 4 роки тому +241

      Say hell in the server and you don’t even get to see how long it takes

    • @ReturnOfQwari
      @ReturnOfQwari 4 роки тому +114

      @@darklord7979 HEY NO CURSING IN MY CHRISTIAN MC SERVER

    • @getbonked1917
      @getbonked1917 4 роки тому +31

      You monster!

    • @ChronDelta
      @ChronDelta 4 роки тому +44

      Say "badword" and you'll beat it in 0"00'00

  • @The_Trident_Master
    @The_Trident_Master 3 роки тому +13

    8:51 He totally missed an opportunity here for the "Now THAT'S a lot of damage" meme

    • @1000-THR
      @1000-THR 2 роки тому

      HHAHAHAHA OPPORTUNITY ROCER MARS JOKE HAAHAHAHAH

  • @joeloliver2279
    @joeloliver2279 3 роки тому +456

    I once spawned in a lava pool..... had a hardcore world for about 3 seconds

    • @internethuman9627
      @internethuman9627 3 роки тому +42

      thats definitely the dumbest death out there.

    • @Azmie11
      @Azmie11 3 роки тому +13

      seed?

    • @joeloliver2279
      @joeloliver2279 3 роки тому +14

      @@Azmie11 idk since I was in hardcore the world was deleted

    • @aegis3505
      @aegis3505 3 роки тому +3

      rip

    • @literallybread6583
      @literallybread6583 3 роки тому +16

      @@joeloliver2279 this cannot happen. there is code specifically preventing this

  • @technorazor976
    @technorazor976 4 роки тому +145

    The blur effect is pretty disturbing when there's nothing else to focus on; I have to look away from the video or rub my eyes. Please use the blur effect in the background with something else to watch, or don't use it. Great video overall!

  • @codecode7655
    @codecode7655 4 роки тому +182

    "I don't have any friends" - Wifies during the Apocalypse

  • @imibuks-replit
    @imibuks-replit 2 роки тому +27

    "i could not recreate dying with an elytra by expirencing kinetic energy"
    scar: AM I A JOKE?

  • @leoahluwalia6616
    @leoahluwalia6616 3 роки тому +119

    3:13 "Lava is very hot" damn samuel whereda find this

  • @vg_baby_yoda8613
    @vg_baby_yoda8613 3 роки тому +256

    "I have no friends" instantly plays an ad for Facebook

  • @kazminto9618
    @kazminto9618 4 роки тому +151

    “Drowning is the same time with no armor and with armor.”
    Respiration III turtle shell: am I a joke to you?

    • @yes6612
      @yes6612 4 роки тому +9

      the one dude that breeds turtles: what’s a turtle helmet

    • @strawberrana
      @strawberrana 4 роки тому +1

      @@yes6612 ?

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 4 роки тому

      @@yes6612
      ?
      They would know for sure, you'd be able to craft it when a baby turtles grows up

    • @yes6612
      @yes6612 4 роки тому

      j o k e

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 4 роки тому

      @@yes6612 it could've been a clever joke instead of something that would be borderline dumb

  • @lagartino5093
    @lagartino5093 3 роки тому +8

    "*Beds in the nether are like a manual /kill*"
    Actually, no, you can survive bed explosions, you just need blast prot IV.

  • @marfromthestars
    @marfromthestars 4 роки тому +137

    Aleternitave Title: Dumb Ways To Die: Minecraft Eddition

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 4 роки тому +2

      Another alternative title : Dumb Ways To Die (Minecraft Education Edition)

  • @jerichooblivion5406
    @jerichooblivion5406 3 роки тому +43

    This was a great video, and it was very interesting to see how technical the process of actively trying to die in this game can be.
    I do have a small bit of criticism though, the times where the footage was blurred for a long period of time caused quite a lot of eye strain...
    It might be a good idea to avoid that in the future-

  • @otterax2617
    @otterax2617 4 роки тому +93

    “Dumb ways to die.... so many dumb ways to die...”

  • @mrsquid_
    @mrsquid_ 2 роки тому +14

    some things that bother me:
    - you can just drop the anvil from higher up to instakill
    - you can place anvils on top of each other and drop them at the same time to get a quicker death (best seen in rekrap2's video)
    - also the dispenser could be faster with something like an observer clock, and you cab set up multiple too.
    - The create mod autocrafter _could_ be used to make fireworks with up to 30 or so firework balls since it expands the crafting grid.
    - you could bypass the eyeframe by timing attacks like dispensers to not attack all at the same time (repeaters, or distance)
    - didn't even mention commands

  • @alexjacobs354
    @alexjacobs354 3 роки тому +217

    "Lava is... very hot"
    - Wifies 2020

    • @nasppoke3223
      @nasppoke3223 3 роки тому +6

      Hot lava 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

    • @nasppoke3223
      @nasppoke3223 3 роки тому +7

      Spicy Lava✔✔✔✔

    • @ajsport31
      @ajsport31 3 роки тому +3

      *Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @FunniMemezOnly
      @FunniMemezOnly 3 роки тому +1

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this..

    • @ethansimmons82
      @ethansimmons82 3 роки тому +1

      "Lava is... very hot"
      -Vsauce 2020

  • @yashrawat9409
    @yashrawat9409 3 роки тому +54

    Trying to Speedrun Death% Any
    *Joins 2B2T and gets wrecked instantaneously*

    • @Pixiuchu
      @Pixiuchu 3 роки тому +4

      You mean after 12 hours.

    • @safakhuffash440
      @safakhuffash440 3 роки тому

      @@Pixiuchu *Its time to hunt for new players*

  • @howihave400subs2
    @howihave400subs2 3 роки тому +113

    8:52 "that's alot of damage"

    • @alt5205
      @alt5205 3 роки тому +4

      Noo you can't just tap the time link over and over.
      Haha time link go brrrrrrr

    • @JebblesGD
      @JebblesGD 3 роки тому +5

      PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE

    • @user-mi2pg9pl5z
      @user-mi2pg9pl5z 3 роки тому +2

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 3 роки тому

      How about a little more?

    • @SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT
      @SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-dh8oi2mk4f 18:06

  • @YourAverageLink
    @YourAverageLink 2 роки тому +5

    Good video, but your experimental methods could use some work. Natural regeneration should've been turned off, for example. Also, the iron golem can one-shot you on hard mode (albeit without armor), its damage is just random actually. Though, if you count the time it takes to aggro the golem it's not too too fast

  • @bznshee
    @bznshee 3 роки тому +205

    “Crystals can’t even kill with armor on”
    Crystals literally instant kill full netheite armor and can be used in any realm

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 роки тому +14

      Crystals ignore all armor. The best way to avoid death from one is blast protection and placing a block between yourself and the crystal.

    • @bznshee
      @bznshee 3 роки тому +46

      @@IndigoGollum This comment is just incorrect. Crystals do not ignore armor, but still one shot you with full armor. Crystals work in a weird way. They do more damage the closer they are to your feet. And yes I know very much about this topic as I do a lot of crystal pvp. And you contradict yourself in your own comment by saying they ignore all armor but then saying blast protection reduces it (which is true it does)

    • @baraapudding
      @baraapudding 3 роки тому +18

      @@bznshee yeah, crystals are by far the best way to kill someone instantaneously. It's a shame he made this whole video discussing almost every way to die, and then disregard end crystals completely while being completely wrong about them as well.

    • @gamerdomain6618
      @gamerdomain6618 3 роки тому +5

      Crystals are actually an even stronger explosion than Alt-Dimension Beds. Wiki confirms it.

    • @safakhuffash440
      @safakhuffash440 3 роки тому

      AHEM AHEM.....

  • @joldsaway3489
    @joldsaway3489 4 роки тому +377

    Dream preparing for Manhunt: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @kanzaki7357
    @kanzaki7357 4 роки тому +57

    When I saw the title I immediately though of "/kill"

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster 3 роки тому +2

      I thought of that time I lost a creative world I spent many hours building on because I made a repeating command block that said “/Kill @e” and turning it on ;-;

    • @MakerManX
      @MakerManX 3 роки тому +1

      @@the-rickster you could have turned off command blocks in the settings of your world

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster 3 роки тому +2

      @@MakerManX Yeah but I was stupid and 9 so I didn’t know that lol

  • @anonkig
    @anonkig 2 роки тому +6

    2:15
    *cactus jumpscare*

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 4 роки тому +229

    “How fast can you die in Minecraft?”
    My dumb and terrible at gaming ass: _observe_

    • @_s_5713
      @_s_5713 4 роки тому +4

      Me: **observes**

    • @rayanel-hajj7466
      @rayanel-hajj7466 4 роки тому +3

      Me: dont just change the "speedruners" part from another comment and call it a day

    • @randomperson-mm4pz
      @randomperson-mm4pz 4 роки тому

      observer me as well 😔smh

    • @llux5423
      @llux5423 4 роки тому

      ew copycat

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 4 роки тому

      @@rayanel-hajj7466 link to comment copied from?

  • @tartancheese6678
    @tartancheese6678 4 роки тому +149

    UA-cam: Demoni...
    Wifies: Game End

  • @dinobirdsboi9551
    @dinobirdsboi9551 4 роки тому +48

    Me and my friend played a game called “Die Hard” where I’d load up a minecraft world and we were assigned an early game item from a random number generator. Then we had to obtain the item and die with it. Once I got spruce planks, and I got the spruce planks and murdered myself on berry bushes. My friend won most of the time though.

    • @Potterwolves
      @Potterwolves 4 роки тому +2

      That sounds so fun I'm gonna try that

    • @dinobirdsboi9551
      @dinobirdsboi9551 4 роки тому

      @@Potterwolves lol we had to use aternos servers and generate a new world each round so it took kind of a long time

    • @prodkilobyte
      @prodkilobyte 4 роки тому +1

      @@dinobirdsboi9551 I see your pain, aternos servers take like 10 minutes to start up when you're creating a world.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому

      @@dinobirdsboi9551 bro just go far away and repeat. Faster than loading another world

  • @shadowcloudgames2062
    @shadowcloudgames2062 3 роки тому +2

    Fun fact: if you tried swimming in lava, you'd probably float on top due to density difference. It's molten rock. It's kind of like watching a water droplet skid accords a hot pan.

  • @entity3675
    @entity3675 4 роки тому +44

    for those who say that the bed method is not fair, there is another very fast way (faster than strength op zombie). there is a trap or we could call, Creation in minecraft called "Moving Mines". basically you put a block ahead of a rail that its direction is up to down, then you put 2-3 minecars on the rail plus a tnt on minecart. the moment you break the block that is preventing minecarts to move, the minecarts start moving and the moment it collides with an entity or block (or basically anything that will stop it from moving) it explodes, 1.6x times bigger than withers explosion! that's why it's called "Moving Minecarts". now, to explain how they work:
    tnt on minecarts deal more damage based on how far they fall (or how much time it takes for them to hit the ground | maximum is 1.6x times more than withers explosion). the first minecart is actually colliding with the ground (the others are not colliding with the ground = they're falling) and others are just stuck in that minecart, pushing it (that's why they move all together). im note sure about the why they explode at their maximum capacity but i think it's probably some sort of loop happening in the code. the reason about why they explode on colliding with an entity or block is simply because they weren't colliding with the ground when they were stuck in the minecart and now they do! in other words, they were falling and now they hit the ground.

  • @kqmodo
    @kqmodo 4 роки тому +160

    "Hey, Vsauce! I mean, Wifies."

  • @locxle
    @locxle 4 роки тому +66

    Fastest way to die is actually when you're not thinking about it

    • @Andy6h1l
      @Andy6h1l 4 роки тому

      I mean.. yeah

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 4 роки тому

      Took me 3 minutes to understand what you meant. Put a comma in your sentences

    • @rieyza21
      @rieyza21 4 роки тому

      @@the-anhpham3364 can u tell me where the comma should be?
      Edit: typo

    • @Andy6h1l
      @Andy6h1l 4 роки тому

      @@the-anhpham3364 I dont give a damn if I typed it wrong because I typed it like that on purpose

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 роки тому +2

    Water bucket: *exists*
    Philza: ima pretend i didn’t see that

    • @bruvibe
      @bruvibe 3 роки тому

      I mean he was in pressure with all the mobs coming from behind and front and probably was more focused in killing them thinking it would have been faster

  • @narayasuiryoku1397
    @narayasuiryoku1397 4 роки тому +180

    time travel : gets invented
    girls: I'm your grandaughter
    boys": philza get away from this cave

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 роки тому +9

      but he wouldn't be so famous if he didn't die then. It was a perfect timing to give him the most possible fame

    • @theletter5664
      @theletter5664 4 роки тому +2

      @@theseangle if you think about it he would be more famous the longer he survives

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 роки тому +5

      @@theletter5664 but now he has money and motivation and gives more time to play his worlds. If he still was alive in that old world idk how much he would even play if he ran out of motivation without any fame

    • @theletter5664
      @theletter5664 4 роки тому +1

      @@theseangle fair fair

  • @penguin9257
    @penguin9257 4 роки тому +78

    Wifies: How fast can you DIE in minecraft?
    Me: Just play RLCraft instead.

    • @galatnaamhai5160
      @galatnaamhai5160 4 роки тому +7

      So true

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast 4 роки тому

      0.00000001 seconds with protection 4 diamond armor by breathing

    • @nathanfletcher7023
      @nathanfletcher7023 4 роки тому +1

      yep. first time i played that, i literally spawned in front of a dragon. then in deep water only to reach surface into a sea serpant. nice intro to the game i had

    • @casanuvawithaidslovesgroudon
      @casanuvawithaidslovesgroudon 4 роки тому

      How fast can u die in Minecraft?
      Me,when I got trolled by Mojang bcs they spawned lava close to me:
      *YES*

  • @Official_Javee
    @Official_Javee 4 роки тому +74

    Title: How fast can you DIE in minecraft?
    Me: Spawning in a new world on lava!

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 4 роки тому +4

      I’ve died before I even spawned in, TWICE in the same game, from drowning when there was no water near spawn

    • @flt.jerry.3203
      @flt.jerry.3203 4 роки тому +3

      that would be slower than falling 😂😂

    • @pumpkin095
      @pumpkin095 4 роки тому

      it could be world record xD

    • @kaushik4491
      @kaushik4491 4 роки тому

      I think the youtuber IBXtoycat spawned in a ravine in water and while it was loading the water carried him into lava and killed him while it was loading.

  • @safakhuffash440
    @safakhuffash440 3 роки тому

    Wifies: Beds kill instantly
    End crystal: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @aaronburr2943
    @aaronburr2943 3 роки тому +112

    I can die In 0.1 seconds, my “Friend” set a command block on repeat to kill me because I killed him once

  • @MegaTuroc
    @MegaTuroc 3 роки тому +60

    "Can't even kill with armor on"
    Poor anarachy server players with Crystal PVP tactics

    • @Rayan-West
      @Rayan-West 3 роки тому

      FitMc Fan? I don't say it's a bad thing, but still, curiocity beats me.

    • @regenpalkar4385
      @regenpalkar4385 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rayan-West the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @Rayan-West
      @Rayan-West 3 роки тому

      @@regenpalkar4385 ( ⌐■ _ ■ )

  • @KokoLive
    @KokoLive 4 роки тому +19

    How fast can you die in Minecraft?
    Me with over 100 deaths in an hour: *I’d like to speak*

    • @galatnaamhai5160
      @galatnaamhai5160 4 роки тому +3

      Just 100? I die 400 times a minute 😆.I use beds.

  • @9tales9f
    @9tales9f 2 роки тому +1

    looking back, philza 's reaction to losing years of progress was straight up chill

  • @deno_4660
    @deno_4660 4 роки тому +41

    wifies: the zombie is a more portable method than the bed...
    yeah because everyone has 16 shap 5 fire aspect 2 netherite axes in their worlds

    • @UnintendedSheep
      @UnintendedSheep 4 роки тому +2

      Getting books is really easy if you force a zombie to attack a villager and then curing the villager. You can get really good books for extremely cheap prices, like a silk touch book for 5 emeralds.

    • @deno_4660
      @deno_4660 4 роки тому +1

      @@UnintendedSheep Yeah but the axes

    • @UnintendedSheep
      @UnintendedSheep 4 роки тому

      @@deno_4660 check out raywork's netherite farm. You can get yourself full netherite armor and tools in like 20 minutes of playing.

    • @cyanadofai
      @cyanadofai 4 роки тому

      the bigger problem is moving the zombie
      the zombie can't move in daylight unless it has a helmet/pumpkin (spawned in halloween)/fire resistance, if it has a helmet, you need to think about its durability, fire resistance, the duration
      it shouldn't be distracted by snow golems, iron golems, shouldn't be accidentally killed or be distracted
      and moving it through dimensions using portals or moving long distances with its slow speed makes it terrible for transportation

  • @yourlocalpersonnextdoor4459
    @yourlocalpersonnextdoor4459 3 роки тому +21

    "Today we are speedrunning"
    "Life"

  • @_Backpack_
    @_Backpack_ 4 роки тому +8

    Bro the quality is just going up and up now. The only constructive criticism is that around the 16:45 mark (whenever we go to the end), the music cuts out instantly. This is a little jarring, and if that was what you meant to do, then all for it. However, I think a fade would have gone nicely there as well, just to smooth that out. Otherwise, you are doing amazingly with your videos, and I really liked this one. Also it was *20* minutes, so that's kinda hype. Keep it up, I can't wait for the next video!

  • @astral6539
    @astral6539 2 роки тому +1

    Let’s do the math for the endear pearl one here; you can trigger a trapdoor every tick and it takes 4 to kill you therefore 4 ticks. 1 tick is a twentieth of a second and so the fastest it can kill you with optimal redstone is 4 twentieths of a second or 0.2 seconds. You would also have to count in imperfect function times within the games code varying the speed at which it can kill you between 0.2 seconds to 0.38 seconds dis including potential lag as it would be unlikely to get it with this scenario (unless you are playing on a toaster). This puts it (at optimal timing) to the second spot on the leaderboard in relation to it not even being on there in the original design.

  • @suchagenius4740
    @suchagenius4740 4 роки тому +76

    2b2t players: well what about the END CRYSTALS

  • @nwblader6231
    @nwblader6231 4 роки тому +42

    Fun fact: if you were to fall in lava in real life you wouldn’t sink in it. You would skid over the top because of the Leidenfrost effect, where the water in your body would form a layer of steam between you and the lava making you hover just above the surface of the lava.

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 роки тому +16

      If you fall into a volcano you'd slap on the surface and die from every organ crushing

    • @somestalecontent
      @somestalecontent 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sp00kq oof

    • @parnthesis
      @parnthesis 4 роки тому +5

      This guy's a *NERD*

    • @ranaoblivious2122
      @ranaoblivious2122 4 роки тому +8

      I thought it was because lava is molten rock which means more dense and our body is organic which is less dense than molten rock there for make us float on lava. While not technically float as in air, you can't sink inside lava. Also, you would die before reaching to the lava by suffocation, water vaporizer inside you which will burst your vain or the intense heat which will cook you

    • @parnthesis
      @parnthesis 4 роки тому +4

      @@ranaoblivious2122 This guy is also a *NERD*

  • @someoneunspecial1742
    @someoneunspecial1742 4 роки тому +36

    This video: "sadly I don't have any friends"
    A previous video: "so my friend here"

  • @Bob-mp7bw
    @Bob-mp7bw 2 роки тому +2

    "Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on,"
    Insert PvP legacy crystal pvp gameplay and 2b2t gameplay here

  • @mikepep3358
    @mikepep3358 4 роки тому +48

    *vsauce music* "However, killing oneslf" like Michael himself.

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 4 роки тому +68

    "Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on,"
    Oh no... the flashbacks are beginning... *insert Dream massacring all three of the hunters with a single bow shot to an end crystal here*

    • @Lordoftheskeletons
      @Lordoftheskeletons 4 роки тому +3

      Hey can you send that video my way please and thank you

    • @vicenteredruello
      @vicenteredruello 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lordoftheskeletons ua-cam.com/video/hgdSJdeGF_0/v-deo.html 37:40

    • @reddarmi8593
      @reddarmi8593 4 роки тому +2

      I think he was testing this on a lower difficulty, since end crystals are much more powerful on higher difficulties

    • @osomaloso7140
      @osomaloso7140 4 роки тому +1

      2b2t be like:

  • @godlyham2683
    @godlyham2683 4 роки тому +15

    Hugging cactus for minute is equal to swimming in lava for 13 seconds. Makes sence

  • @homebrewHousehold
    @homebrewHousehold 3 роки тому +4

    thats the first time ive seen (or heard of actually) phils hardcore thing and seeing his reaction after dying was genuinely hard to watch, he looked so distraught :{

  • @taltalim6174
    @taltalim6174 4 роки тому +24

    huh. who would've thought that's the strongest force in minecraft, kill everything in his way and create a big exposition with fire made out of some wool and planks
    or is it?

  • @diesesphil2847
    @diesesphil2847 4 роки тому +31

    Wifies: Whats the fastest way to die in Minecraft?
    Me: */kill*

    • @extremelysilly527
      @extremelysilly527 4 роки тому

      That's what I was thinking

    • @limonlx7182
      @limonlx7182 4 роки тому +7

      You forget about the time you spend typing it in chat.

    • @johnsonbaroncaveler6634
      @johnsonbaroncaveler6634 4 роки тому +1

      nope, it depends on how fast a person can type, which averages about 1-3secs.

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 4 роки тому +7

      @@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 ctr+v

    • @camtoonzz2271
      @camtoonzz2271 4 роки тому +2

      Use command blocks, then make it a repeating command, with no redstone required. You will die infinitely, in literally no seconds, there, fastest way to die.

  • @Joseph3.1415
    @Joseph3.1415 4 роки тому +22

    I'm even hearing Michael's inflections in this video

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  4 роки тому +8

      i love his videos lol

  • @alexdavidson7498
    @alexdavidson7498 Рік тому +1

    The strongest mob in the game is the giant; that’s why they have no AI and only spawn under paradoxical conditions.

  • @ProZXVI
    @ProZXVI 3 роки тому +23

    8:52 “That’s a lot of DaMaGe”

  • @zmmbie
    @zmmbie 4 роки тому +20

    "well sadly I don't have any frien-" *ad starts playing at perfect time*

  • @marysartr
    @marysartr 4 роки тому +23

    The reason the flint and steel one with armor was faster is because you had full hunger without armor and your health was regenerating but with armor you didn't have full hunger so you didn't regenerate and died faster

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere 2 роки тому

    “A stack of milliseconds”
    This is why I love this UA-camr

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 3 роки тому +6

    As the death message implies, beds explode for a reason - time doesn't exist in the End or the Nether, so checking whether or not you're able to sleep doesn't make any sense. The comical solution to this was to make beds explode.
    This is also why clocks go crazy in the Nether and End and why players in the Overworld can still skip the night when others are awake in other dimensions.

  • @frogfishie4655
    @frogfishie4655 4 роки тому +8

    Huh, my notifications say you uploaded the exact same minute as mumbo.
    *Wifies you're a mind-reader*

  • @sebastianandcharliethepug9858
    @sebastianandcharliethepug9858 3 роки тому +16

    With the dispenser thing a easier solution is just to add a repeater to one of the firework dispensers so you dont get hit at the same time.

  • @guyinaroom7771
    @guyinaroom7771 3 роки тому +1

    Nice, this video made me switch to harming 2 arrows and fully decked out crossbow rockets because they're objectively better

    • @floppa26
      @floppa26 3 роки тому +1

      Harming arrows 2 can't kill undead mobs

  • @xere1917
    @xere1917 4 роки тому +23

    I was thinking stacked Tnt minecarts the whole time.

  • @collable1
    @collable1 4 роки тому +69

    12:59 “minecraft is a multiplayer game”
    me: wow i never knew
    edit: chill it was only a joke

  • @Avriel_Mimiga
    @Avriel_Mimiga 4 роки тому +35

    "till it was ended by a Baby Zombie"
    Game: "Ph1Lza was slain by Spider"

    • @jacksonburt3860
      @jacksonburt3860 4 роки тому +8

      I don’t think you get it. If the baby zombie wasn’t there, then he wouldn’t have died by the spider.

    • @itzslayr1435
      @itzslayr1435 4 роки тому

      The bed in the nether is the fastest
      I knew he would include it
      I wrote the top comment at 7:00 into the video

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga 4 роки тому

      @@jacksonburt3860 i do agree that he *WAS* attacked by the zombie, he was actually killed by the spider

  • @craftypattystudio
    @craftypattystudio 3 роки тому +3

    People: When Will you use algebra?
    Me: 11:00