Everything Wrong With The Green Knight In 18 Minutes Or Less

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  • The Green Knight is spooky and ethereal and visually stunning. But it still has sins, yo. So we counted 'em.
    Next week: Recent action sins and recent action/horror sins.
    Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 730

  • @dialamx1
    @dialamx1 2 роки тому +896

    Jeremy needed to give himself a sin for not washing his hands after that piss.

    • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
      @Konani_the_unicorn_queen 2 роки тому +25

      i also am peeved,
      when people don't wash their hands,
      after using the bathroom.

    • @Ziutu01
      @Ziutu01 2 роки тому +6

      Taking a piss without touching! EZ!

    • @diegovaldes3785
      @diegovaldes3785 2 роки тому +4

      just what I thought!

    • @Isebelle13
      @Isebelle13 2 роки тому +4

      @@Konani_the_unicorn_queen at first I thought this was a haiku xD you were actually pretty close

    • @xiathan
      @xiathan 2 роки тому +6

      Idk who told guys they don't have to wash their hands after peeing.

  • @cedargeor8852
    @cedargeor8852 2 роки тому +433

    “And he’s got the stains on his belt to prove it.” Pure poetry.

    • @SkarGig
      @SkarGig 2 роки тому +4

      I remember thinking this lol so gross he brings cum rag belt with him or didnt just use a different item of clothing

    • @lidicus6884
      @lidicus6884 2 роки тому

      @@SkarGig Bro are you go further down with why did you quit I can’t really I don’t know

    • @ar15witdabeam68
      @ar15witdabeam68 2 роки тому

      @@SkarGig kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 2 роки тому +360

    "You are my sister's boy, queefed from her womb."
    I'm using that on my nephew, if he starts to cry, it's the movie's fault.

    • @kevincooper5656
      @kevincooper5656 2 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +3

      Wth does that even mean? "Queefed from her womb"? Queef, is that even a f***ing word??

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord 2 роки тому +1

      @@alvexok5523 i don’t know why you’re asking when you can look it up lol

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 2 роки тому +6

      @@alvexok5523 hahahabaha.
      Please, google it. Please.

  • @mehranrohani8845
    @mehranrohani8845 2 роки тому +280

    That bathroom joke was hilarious, BUT WHY DIDN'T HE WASH HIS HANDS?!

    • @cara9648
      @cara9648 2 роки тому +7

      I came here to say this. Always wash your hands!!

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +2

      He may've pumped a bit of hand sanitizer sitting by his chair while he was saying "I'm back, what did I miss?"

    • @quleughy
      @quleughy 2 роки тому

      Wally West: Because he’s evil.

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux 2 роки тому +154

    I don't know if I can wait the 30 years for them to confirm The Green Knight is a christmas movie.

  • @AlksG7
    @AlksG7 2 роки тому +328

    “Lady, being a virgin IS what keeps my five fingers strong” Jeremy goddamn it you’ve done it again

  • @AceMoonshot
    @AceMoonshot 2 роки тому +89

    3:21 Reminds me of an exchange between wizards in Terry Pratchett's book, Reaper Man.
    'People can be turned into zombies, you know,' said the Lecturer in Recent Runes, in conversational tones.
    'You don't even need magic. Just the liver of a certain rare fish and the extract of a particular kind of root.
    One spoonful, and when you wake up, you 're a zombie.'
    'What type of fish?' said the Senior Wrangler.
    'How should I know?'
    'How should anyone know, then?' said the Senior Wrangler nastily. 'Did someone wake up one morning and say, hey, here's an idea, I'll just turn someone into a zombie, all I'll need is some rare fish liver and a piece of root, it's just a matter of finding the right one? You can see the queue outside the hut, can't you? No. 94, Red Stripefish liver and Maniac root . . . didn't work. No. 95, Spikefish liver and Dum-dum root . . . didn't work. No. 96 -'
    'What are you talking about?' the Archchancellor demanded.
    'I was simply pointing out the intrinsic unlikelihood of -'
    'Shut up,' said the Archchancellor, matter-of-factly.
    Senior Wrangler would be excellent at CinemaSins.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez 2 роки тому +14

      Sir Terry Pratchett would've been the knightiest knight of knights at CinemaSins. 💕 (Still miss him).

    • @AceMoonshot
      @AceMoonshot 2 роки тому +5

      @@KayleeKez For my money he is the best writer in the English language. Stealth literature at its finest. Gnu pterry

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez 2 роки тому +4

      @@AceMoonshot I so agree. And I cherish the brief fan meet I had w him. Amazing human. Amazing author.

    • @AceMoonshot
      @AceMoonshot 2 роки тому +4

      @@KayleeKez I honestly envy your meeting him.
      I never met him but a late friend of mine that worked as a research librarian in the UK met him when he dropped by the library doing research. I had turned him on to Terry, so he got Terry to sign the foxed paperback copy of The Truth that he was reading at the time for me. Then after he finished reading it, he mailed it to me here in Tennessee. Such a sweet surprise gift that I treasure very much.
      He said that they sat around drinking tea and talking like he was just some average bloke. Albeit funny as hell and super intelligent.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez 2 роки тому +4

      @@AceMoonshot omg is ur friend an orangutan? 😱 😂 JK. That's an amazing story. 👊

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans 2 роки тому +18

    "A retelling of the chivalric romance" that leaves out any chivarlry and romance . . . _ding!_

    • @EdwardTheMedievalist
      @EdwardTheMedievalist 2 роки тому +2

      Terrible decision. I hate creative freedoms most of the time.

  • @user__214
    @user__214 2 роки тому +22

    *Plot twist:* Jeremy didn't wash his hands because he knew people would comment on it and thereby improve this video's ranking in the YT recommendation algorithm.

  • @martinatingley4914
    @martinatingley4914 2 роки тому +123

    Whoever writes the scripts did a phenomenal job on this one. I have already done three laughing spit-takes a mere seven minutes into the video. This is comedic gold and I commend you.

    • @ryand730
      @ryand730 2 роки тому +4

      17:51, I wish they included that in the movie! ;)

    • @icyhott8709
      @icyhott8709 2 роки тому

      Yea, we all came here for masturbation, boner jokes, and references to movies other than this one.

  • @Lmcbenn
    @Lmcbenn 2 місяці тому +1

    12:11 I’ll give you a sin. Foxes don’t howl, they kinda scream. It would’ve been way more creepy and eerie for the fox to scream, and then to have the giants scream back.

  • @lilb1190
    @lilb1190 2 роки тому +17

    So this is like a medieval Death Stranding with all the walking around, huh

  • @sampsonlll1825
    @sampsonlll1825 2 роки тому +12

    Gawain died a failure bound in the forest by the bandits. The rest of the film is a Jacob's Ladder style death/fever dream.

    • @jolanjakers8380
      @jolanjakers8380 2 роки тому +3

      I chock the the death and forest, the axe always appearing next to him. As his mother and the story doing everything it can to make gawain a hero but you can't make somebody something they are not.

  • @jippedgamer9723
    @jippedgamer9723 2 роки тому +64

    Real life be like "let's make Everything wrong with the world, in 18 years or less"

  • @BluTGI1
    @BluTGI1 2 роки тому +87

    Visually I loved the movie, happy to have seen this art in a theater. But the narrative choices by the antagonist and then the protagonist.... Hooh-boy Hand-tactically wacky.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 2 роки тому +10

      This is based on an epic poem, if you’ve read any of those shit gets fuckin nuts in epic poems.

    • @jolanjakers8380
      @jolanjakers8380 2 роки тому +2

      I mean the movie is about the futility of trying to pretend me something your aren't. Even though his mom set up to succeed he failed and in the vision even though his mom saved him from his mistakes he still failed in the end. The only Thing gawain could do was accept what he was.

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 2 роки тому +3

      @@thedeepfriar745 Thing is, they made it more nuts just for their own A24 purposes; like they completely removed his agency towards kissing the Lord, so it just doesn’t carry the meaning of the poem. So this is more the whim of the production rather than the nature of the poem.

    • @alien777
      @alien777 Рік тому

      Ah. Every earth doku is more beautiful then this mid movie

    • @guanoguy4800
      @guanoguy4800 7 місяців тому

      @@jolanjakers8380the movie is about him being a useless, irredeemable loser, who’s mom set him up to die for some reason. The poem was about striving for greatness, while accepting your flaws.

  • @barbyonabike
    @barbyonabike 2 роки тому +30

    He sinned uneaten pie? That's the best kind of pie! It means you have pie to eat!

    • @aaronmazur8056
      @aaronmazur8056 2 роки тому +2

      Or to reenact American Pie

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +2

      The sin was because they were wasting it by not eating it. It's a sin to waste a good pie

  • @sniperflashgaming3868
    @sniperflashgaming3868 2 роки тому +77

    Sheesh this is probably one of the most beautiful films I've ever seseen. A24 (visually) never disappoints.

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 2 роки тому +5

      When you can see it, yeah

    • @peza.
      @peza. 2 роки тому +1

      If you are blind maybe

    • @jerrylouis8930
      @jerrylouis8930 2 роки тому

      Beautiful, it is.

    • @alien777
      @alien777 Рік тому +1

      You not seen a lot of beautiful movies then, i guess.
      It was not beautiful at all in my opinion.

  • @vinnyecko6332
    @vinnyecko6332 2 роки тому +50

    I started to take a drink right at the (if my wife gives you a handy) line and I almost spit it out. Bravo cinema sins, great line.

  • @michaelparks3106
    @michaelparks3106 2 роки тому +18

    Missed a good one at the 18.43 mark: The guy sitting next to the tree with arrows sticking out of him - Arrow sound and "Message for you sir" from Holy Grail.

  • @jwseibert1059
    @jwseibert1059 2 роки тому +33

    Whole lot of nothing happening in this movie,I thought they would have made it shorter as the story it's based on isn't even as long as the Hobbit.

    • @Skylerrelyks93
      @Skylerrelyks93 2 роки тому +6

      Considering they turned the Hobbit into a trilogy, this might be a bad comparison.

  • @LegoReader12345hello
    @LegoReader12345hello 2 роки тому +340

    Honestly I preferred the original tale, it showed Gawain actually have development and it had a clear ending.

    • @pleesac
      @pleesac 2 роки тому +59

      I enjoyed the ambiguous ending actually. The poem is superior in other ways but I thought the final 20 minutes of the movie were amazing

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 2 роки тому +5

      Absolutely

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 2 роки тому +32

      Considering how many Arthurian tales varied wildly in their "endings" (and details) depending on the given version, I thought it was appropriate that this film ended on a slightly ambiguous note. We American audiences hate an unclear ending (e.g. the literary ending for The Shawshank Redemption), even when telling that last little bit is unnecessary given the message of the story. I think that this was one of those, just my opinion of course :-)

    • @gavmonn5901
      @gavmonn5901 2 роки тому +1

      but here gavain has development and you have to be stupid to not realise that

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 2 роки тому +3

      @@gavmonn5901
      Go ahead and plot his arc, then.

  • @crack_panda1854
    @crack_panda1854 2 роки тому +18

    "Lady being a virgin is what keeps my five finger strong"
    Best line in this video and it caught me totally by surprised.Actually made me laugh out loud

  • @ActualLiteralKyle
    @ActualLiteralKyle 2 роки тому +2

    The shot of the tree falling around 7:30 (and the war-ravaged countryside with brigands operating out in the open shortly thereafter) are representative of the slow death and disintegration of the once rich and powerful kingdom of Camelot.
    A kingdom which is now dying along with its King and Queen, many years after the nonsense with Guinevere and Lancelot, in which the Queen has been forgiven but Lancelot still has not returned from his quest for the Grail.

  • @Theredleafx
    @Theredleafx 2 роки тому +4

    ‘It’s a Christmas movie, you’ll love it’ is genuinely how my partner sold this to me. It’s not a Christmas movie, but I did love it.

  • @happyjess853
    @happyjess853 2 роки тому +31

    Medieval times made me straight up laugh my ass off..thank you

  • @maxselcow4180
    @maxselcow4180 2 роки тому +7

    This is one of the funniest Sins videos I have watched in a while. Great job CinemaSins team!

  • @scotthorvath5146
    @scotthorvath5146 2 роки тому +6

    Headphones disconnect from the phone mid meeting and all I hear is “lady, being a virgin IS what keeps my fingers strong” 😂💀

  • @hayleyhavener5977
    @hayleyhavener5977 2 роки тому +7

    My cousins and I watched this together and walked away like, "Did we all take a trip together? Did someone roofie our popcorn?"

  • @johnnaylor1279
    @johnnaylor1279 Рік тому +1

    “Movies that are dumbed down brain candy = enjoyable
    Movies with substance that focus on mature themes = boring”
    This basically sums up the entire comments section :/

  • @pablodeniz3267
    @pablodeniz3267 2 роки тому +4

    The fantastic mr fox outtake killed me 😂😂😂

  • @logannewman4532
    @logannewman4532 2 роки тому +23

    But “he is risen” is an Easter thing, isn’t it? This is Christmas.

  • @ruick78
    @ruick78 2 роки тому +13

    me and freind went to see this movie. I knew very little of this tale but super confused i think half way through. My friend who a big fan of the Arthurian tales, was like they took a lot creative liberty with this.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 2 роки тому +3

      There is a delicious irony in any fan of Arthurian tales perceiving that any given adaptation is taking many liberties, given that the entire canon is nothing but adaptations of long-developing stories that each brought their own details to the telling.
      If you check out what the filmmakers have said about their intent with this, they knowingly set out to tell the story with many vague elements, in keeping with many of the tellings of old. This actually nailed the heart of the ancient literary approaches - we're just not used to seeing that done on film!

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 2 роки тому

      @Brandocious Fair enough. My suggestion is to ponder whether any movie is completely garbage if it does some things very well, and I think you like most can speak to it being a visual masterpiece. If you personally found those visuals wasted on what felt like an incoherent or weak or whatever plot, who's to argue with that opinion, right? Nobody can ever be wrong to not personally enjoy a film!

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 2 роки тому

      @@steelygreye9187 I personally loved the film and have enjoyed it multiple times already. I also know that slower, contemplative, character driven films tend to not appeal to many moviegoers, and there's nothing wrong with that.
      The Transformers movies made oodles of money from appealing to countless people, and I personally find them to be unwatchable (due to lousy characters meshed with incoherent visual spectacle, again in my opinion). I went on the Transformers ride at Universal in Florida and found it just as incoherent and unfun, whereas the Spider-Man ride (which was the same type of ride) was a blast thanks to coherent action.
      To each his own. Just because someone doesn't care for this type of film doesn't mean it's unwatchable. How many people find Shakespeare to be intolerable these days (my wife doesn't care for his works), and yet it's beloved by countless folks. But I return to my original point: the intent of the filmmakers was to represent the essence of the medieval tale in film form, and I think they nailed it. Whether that result appeals to any given single person is up to that person's individual preferences.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 2 роки тому

      @@steelygreye9187 Again, I found the characters engaging in this film and did not struggle to follow what was happening. There is some intentional ambiguity, but that doesn't make it difficult to follow. And even if it did, that isn't necessarily a bad thing...The Lighthouse is ambiguous to a fault and at times very difficult to follow, because the film is loaded with allegory and unreliable narrators. It's an amazing film for what it seeks to be. I won't fault anyone for feeling that isn't his or her cup of tea - I expect it, really - but I will sneer at anyone who tries to denounce it outright. Amazing to some, not at all worth it to others, in between for still more. Don't fault a film for going down the non-beaten path, especially when such films offer amazing cinematography and other visuals to go with their "different" story approach.

  • @stockwatsonnu8518
    @stockwatsonnu8518 2 роки тому +91

    You can always count on A24 to traumatize the shit out of you.

    • @jerrylouis8930
      @jerrylouis8930 2 роки тому

      I saw one of their films which had an.... ending? That one was way less traumatic.

  • @MrOuest
    @MrOuest 2 роки тому +23

    Whoa, a -1 sin count to start the video is bloody rare. Has a film's logos ever got a sin removed before?!

    • @andylabardy242
      @andylabardy242 2 роки тому +4

      Yes, but not for the logos per say, actually, more for the short intros, logos etc. that lead into the movie in question. A few films CS have already done in the past already had sins removed for short opening logos, honestly. Lol

    • @acrj-alfasaus4825
      @acrj-alfasaus4825 2 роки тому

      Only one I could think of is the Trolls 2 video, even though it might be a joke (it was true that the movie starts with no logo so idk)

  • @xPRIMExNITROx
    @xPRIMExNITROx 2 роки тому +18

    When I saw this movie in theaters, I left speechless. Took me the whole night to digest it.

    • @dankachilles9356
      @dankachilles9356 2 роки тому +3

      The only thing I was digesting was why I wasted my time and money to be blue balled by beautifully pointless scenes

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 2 роки тому +1

      much like it takes the whole night to digest an entire box of kitty litter. you really shouldn't have eaten it in the first place.

    • @pax_morgana
      @pax_morgana Рік тому

      no bc me too it sent me silent all night

  • @SRD427
    @SRD427 2 роки тому +2

    Did not expect this to be on cinemasins but here we are

  • @DigiDestined13
    @DigiDestined13 2 роки тому +4

    I like how Jeremy basically gave up and said "No, I'm not bothering to sin the 'Gawain is King' ending in full. I'm just gonna mention it in passing and wash my hands of it."

  • @redsoxu571
    @redsoxu571 2 роки тому +39

    Important clarification: the film's chosen pronunciation of Gawain is "gow-an", as in "cow". The "r" thrown in by King Arthur is just the actor's accent, which the director kept in because he liked it. This matters (to me at least!) because the "Gawain" we virtually always hear spoken as it looks is generally agreed by scholars to be 50/50 that pronunciation or the alternative "Gowan", historically; neither is fully right or wrong, but you don't hear the latter very often. And that matters to me because my father's name was Gowan, and we always half-joking talked about how everyone said the knight's name wrong, and then this film came out and chose the "correct" pronunciation and I had tears in my eyes every time I heard it and...thanks movie, you got me all blubbery again!

  • @tevinaduma5789
    @tevinaduma5789 2 роки тому +32

    This has got to be the first ever sin removed for duration of opening logos.
    A24 🐐

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 2 роки тому

      I don't think so, at least there are others that have commenced with negative sins.

    • @tommymovieguy
      @tommymovieguy 2 роки тому +2

      He removed more sins for monsters Inc for quick opening logos.

    • @tevinaduma5789
      @tevinaduma5789 2 роки тому +1

      @@rickstaism yeah The Shining, Interstellar, Inception to name a few. But none of them had credit for opening logos

  • @theafro12345
    @theafro12345 2 роки тому +4

    You finally get an opening title that isn't long and you sin it lmao 🤣🤣 that's why I love this channel. !!!!! SIN !!!!!

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart 2 роки тому

      he actually removed a sin tho? XD

    • @bigjimmy3792
      @bigjimmy3792 2 роки тому

      Look again it goes to negative one sins

  • @MyPeroxideWilliam
    @MyPeroxideWilliam 2 роки тому +73

    Beautiful movie, stunning directing and I absolutely LOVE Dev but goddamn was it a slog to get through. The reviews were hyping it up like it was the second coming of Jesus on film and I honestly think there's a good movie in there if you cut out about 45 minutes. I ended up just being annoyed for most of the movie that every time he would get back on track to the search and I thought the movie would pick up some steam he'd stop suddenly and I'd have to wait out the endless shots of scenery and travelling that while aesthetically pleasing just made for bizarre pacing. I couldn't wait for it to end honestly.

    • @charles2241
      @charles2241 2 роки тому

      I agree with most of what you said, however I find something that bored me so outstandingly, has NO direction to call it good directing, and no, seeing the same ol' slog over and over, isn't beautiful.
      One fundamental problem I had here though, whence talking about the boring journey. I just about went out of my mind when he arrives to the stiff dude, and can't stand he's going to sit there and do nothing (but earlier movie should had prepared me for the notion, that when you think things can't get worse, and make less sense, it will), but then I "think" I figured that terribly exciting part out, so the question is, why did he wait a day? The answer is, because he got there a day too quickly. Okay, fine, but get this. He started the journey by horse, not knowing his horse would be stolen, so he ends up walking most of the way.
      If I understand correctly, he wasn't entirely sure where he was going, but maybe just a general feel. Even so, he has to be timely here, so maybe he left a day or two early, to allow for some screwing around time in case of...... well, anyway. Let's say he left early enough to get there, when he did, Christmas Eve. How did he get there on time, even early for crying out loud, when he lost his horse for so much of the journey? This movie was made to torture people, and the illogic of what I described, just shows the dedication to torture the audience further when he finally gets there. It's like stealing a kid's candy and then throwing it to somebody else, who in turn throws it to somebody else, in a game of keepaway. I liked Wonder Woman more than this tripe (and that's LOW). The very end was sort of cute, but it sure the hell wasn't worth all the torture.
      I'm actually a bit surprised I didn't walk out, but I thought the end might make it worth it, and it didn't, of course.

    • @skylark1250
      @skylark1250 2 роки тому +2

      You have missed the meanings of the poem that the movie represents. The poem has been a mystery for centuries; it comes from folk tales and myths set down in the Middle Ages. It has many interpretations. English majors everywhere have studied it’s confusing elements; it’s about finding honor in oneself rather than having it bestowed by others. Dev Patel is very good in this.

    • @silentgrind34
      @silentgrind34 2 роки тому

      This was trash

  • @mttylerdurden9
    @mttylerdurden9 2 роки тому +2

    12:02 we interrupt the green knight to bring you David Lowery's Attack On Titan.

  • @realbadger
    @realbadger 2 роки тому +24

    I saw and loved _The Green Knight_ movie when it came out. I concur that Ralph Ineson has an outstanding voice; James Earl Jones level.
    Considering referencing _The Witch_ / _The VVitch,_ I was surprised you didn't mention (didn't notice?), that, as with Ralph Ineson, Katie Dickie, his wife from that film, was also in this film.
    Also surprised you don't double-dip with the "one year hence" line in the audio outtakes, also using the Jeffrey Combs _Re-Animator_ line, "Who's going to listen to a talking head; get a job at a sideshow..." 😉

  • @RazKob33
    @RazKob33 2 роки тому +7

    The man Gawain meets that kissed him plays Gawain as well in King Arthur.

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 2 роки тому +4

    Please do Everything Wrong With Leprechaun

  • @bitbrace
    @bitbrace 2 роки тому +1

    Can't help but noticing you didn't wash your hands after you pissed, remind me to never share a joint with ya 😂

  • @Shirodragoon
    @Shirodragoon 2 роки тому +13

    The only touch I liked about this movie is that the actor who played Gawain in the Roman King Arthur movie was in a movie about Gawain.

    • @Oldbasshole
      @Oldbasshole 2 роки тому

      I agree completely!

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому

      I didn't understand the ending, what was that lala land thing? What that just his imagination?

    • @Oldbasshole
      @Oldbasshole 2 роки тому +3

      @@alvexok5523 who knows ! Most pointless movie I’ve seen in a very long time . Best part was the goose picking a fight with the goat . Went downhill quickly from there

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 2 роки тому +5

    The phrase "queefed from her womb" is now forever ingrained in my mind.
    Thanks, I hate it.
    I will now pass on this horrible phrase when my best friend gives birth to her son in June.

  • @macsen2368
    @macsen2368 2 роки тому +5

    +10 sins for CinemaSins not washing their hands

  • @matthewtierney1285
    @matthewtierney1285 2 роки тому +24

    I went into the theater with high expectations... I left with a headache. Not sure if it was just the one I was in, but the volume control was all over the damned place and at times physically painful to my ears...
    Visually the movie was good, I quite liked a lot of the imagery but the 'plot' was a chaotic mess of... well... nonsense. How things kept seemingly appearing when there was no reason why they might, things like the scene of his death in the woods... The giants... All in all, I'd rather have not spent the time nor money to see it, as it smacked of art for the same of art, and not a story told to entertain, enlighten, or in the most common of legends, to tell a story with a message. The only lesson that I think it imparted was 'reap what you sow'.
    If you liked it, I'm happy to hear... and I wonder if one of us is crazy.

    • @lessonmet5291
      @lessonmet5291 2 роки тому

      The movie adapted the speech and story style of the classic story to a T. I wished they took liberties to make the film more digestible rather than having long shots of obvious symbolism over and over (track shot of Gawain's skeleton for example )

    • @peza.
      @peza. 2 роки тому +1

      The best explanation of how I felt while watching that movie

  • @ngcebomalinga1793
    @ngcebomalinga1793 2 роки тому +5

    That "the kings speech " slander shan't go unpunished

    • @ColinLenehan
      @ColinLenehan 2 роки тому +2

      Right?! The Kings Speech was a great film!

  • @everlenaoliver6912
    @everlenaoliver6912 2 роки тому +5

    I've never laughed so hard a movie review. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JeeVeeHaych
    @JeeVeeHaych 2 роки тому +3

    Sin to Jeremy for not washing his hands after taking a bathroom break

  • @JUDEN1234
    @JUDEN1234 2 роки тому

    The sarcasm makes the whole lot from this channel and I live it

  • @akhilnair1137
    @akhilnair1137 2 роки тому +43

    How this movie didn't get nominated for best vfx and cinematography is beyond me. This is easily the most visually pretty movie of the year, and yes by that I do mean more prettier than dune.

    • @yourepathetic6706
      @yourepathetic6706 2 роки тому +11

      Well that’s why you don’t get a vote there bud

    • @lorisbaumann4667
      @lorisbaumann4667 2 роки тому +2

      Love this comment and totally agree
      For shure one of my faforite movies of the year!

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 2 роки тому

      Welp. All the bad guys are bald.
      The barron is fully dressed with perfect skin and no sign of the curse at all. The beast's head looks like a soggy walnut.
      There are no more red heads. Not even Chani
      All the good guys are youthful and have short hair.
      But more than absolutely anything:
      If the googled images are to be believed... A fully desertified planet with neither natural surface water nor any precipitation at all in centuries... has bright blue skies, no dust in the air and cumulonimbus clouds. It is more arid than Mars with the same color of dirt. Why is the sky blue? Why clouds?

    • @ColinLenehan
      @ColinLenehan 2 роки тому +1

      "More prettier" lol

    • @lorisbaumann4667
      @lorisbaumann4667 2 роки тому +5

      @@ColinLenehan not everyone's first language is English so what is so funny about that?

  • @harrisonboe
    @harrisonboe 2 роки тому +5

    I don't know if everyone's catching all the sneaker references, but can you go ahead and sin sneakers already, that movie absolutely slaps and I get the sense CinemaSins thinks so too

    • @atmadja19
      @atmadja19 2 роки тому

      Was wondering if I was the only one 😂

    • @BuenaSuerteStitches
      @BuenaSuerteStitches 2 роки тому

      Ugh I would die for a Sins video of Sneakers. Granted I'm a millennial so being willing to die is less of a stretch, but still. It would be so good!

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 2 роки тому +22

    Andrew Droz Palermo should've been nominated for BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

  • @Arabstig
    @Arabstig 2 роки тому +3

    I lost it at "Arthur died of cross dissolve"

  • @g.d.graham2446
    @g.d.graham2446 2 роки тому +5

    14:40 - 15:30
    I just laughed so hard at these 😂😆

  • @A.R.77
    @A.R.77 2 роки тому +1

    2:02 ~ ...and that's when the folded chairs started flying your honor.

  • @desmondgentle1474
    @desmondgentle1474 2 роки тому +4

    So we now know that Jeremy doesn't wash his hands after he pees.

  • @gigachoof
    @gigachoof 2 роки тому

    15:59 had me HOWLING. Hilarious stuff

  • @meinkanal7443
    @meinkanal7443 2 роки тому +4

    Lady, being a virgin IS what keeps my 5 fingers strong
    writers of cinema sins, you are geniuses.

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d 2 роки тому +8

    Green Knight is 1 year old!
    Paving issues aside it's worth the wait
    Director David Lowery mixes fantasy and old English lore in a fantastical tale based on the poem
    Wonderfully crafted, such a surreal visual journey, beautifully filmed, and Dev Petel gives a top of the mark performance
    More of a cerebral experience than a straight up knights adventure
    A nice re-invention of the Arthurian legend of Sir Charwin's journey
    A lot of scenes make this very dreamlike or nightmarish
    Plenty of symbolism throughout
    A story of a man discovering his faults
    It's a bit long and polarizing but still an enchanting wonder

  • @twoody7587
    @twoody7587 2 роки тому +3

    "Lady, being a virgin IS what makes my fingers strong" my favorite quote from this man to date

  • @redsoxu571
    @redsoxu571 2 роки тому +51

    This film was just loaded with all sorts of goodies, enough that I'd hope everyone could appreciate the filmmaking even if the telling itself wasn't to the tastes of many individuals (no judgement!). My favorite bit was seeing the way fame and acclaim led to Gawain's painted portrait looking so traditionally heroic...and then the camera obscura, another form of "portrait" that lays bare the subject, presented Gawain as haunted and human and anything but heroic. It was all in keeping of part of the film's primary message...so well done!

  • @pacmiller7564
    @pacmiller7564 2 роки тому +3

    6:58 Lady being a Virgin is what keeps my five fingers strong,I literally started tearing up😂😂😂

  • @thewreckfastclub4237
    @thewreckfastclub4237 2 роки тому +4

    Gonna have to give this another go now, I really struggled through the opening - it was just so slow!

    • @spookhouze916
      @spookhouze916 2 роки тому +2

      its the enirety of the film

    • @thewreckfastclub4237
      @thewreckfastclub4237 2 роки тому

      @@spookhouze916 oh... well then it might not be for me haha

    • @spookhouze916
      @spookhouze916 2 роки тому +2

      @@thewreckfastclub4237 my ex gf and I were so hyped to see this movie and when we left we were both puzzled af

    • @thewreckfastclub4237
      @thewreckfastclub4237 2 роки тому +1

      @@spookhouze916 ahh I'm glad it's not just me tbh, I really thought from the trailers that this was going to be something quite cool and dark

    • @spookhouze916
      @spookhouze916 2 роки тому +2

      @@thewreckfastclub4237 I looked at my phone half hour before it was over and shouted in the theater what the f-

  • @chasetemple1518
    @chasetemple1518 2 роки тому +12

    9:15
    Thanks for saying the word "LARPing" correctly, Jeremy! I hope this will teach Aaron from TVSins a lesson.

    • @eenofanderezot
      @eenofanderezot 2 роки тому +1

      That guy can go GIF himself.

    • @poit57
      @poit57 2 роки тому

      How else can LARPing be said?

    • @walterkipferl6729
      @walterkipferl6729 2 роки тому +2

      @@poit57 The TVSins narrator has taken the whole „pronounce every letter as it is in the word that gets abbreviated“ thing quite far, it‘s a running joke now. So, with the A from Action.

    • @ecram1120
      @ecram1120 2 роки тому

      @@walterkipferl6729 he totally boofed it by saying FUBAR and not following his new rule. I was disappointed because I agree with his logic but more importantly I love when people spitefully maintain a running thing.
      Also, I don't wanna start no unnecessary internet fight. People play fast and loose with these stupid English language rules and they're just gonna say whatever makes them comfortable.

  • @hyliasknight
    @hyliasknight 2 роки тому +3

    *sees thumbnail*
    The Burger King fell on hard times.

  • @LD-qj2te
    @LD-qj2te 2 роки тому

    Such excellent commentary !! The amount of movies you must watch snd have them tumbling around in your brain building up pressure have them all pressure cooker steam out

  • @noahlarson1861
    @noahlarson1861 2 роки тому

    6:56 Damn it, Jeremy! 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @idknamesarehard7119
    @idknamesarehard7119 2 роки тому +23

    I knew the original tale and was actually really excited for this movie. I worked at a movie theater over the summer so I got two free tickets a week. I did theater checks and saw a good portion of the movie beforehand and it was so long and boring I didn’t go see it even though it was free.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 2 роки тому

      it's just one of those movies that you couldn't even pay me to see. the cinemasins on the other hand...

  • @hobomessiah
    @hobomessiah 2 роки тому +1

    Camera obscura dates back thousands of years. They used to use a fire in a cave.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 2 роки тому +1

    fun fact Stephen Fry penned an unmade Dr. Who episode based around the legend of the Green Knight which was going to air in S2 or S3 of the reboot

  • @tankingdiplomat679
    @tankingdiplomat679 2 роки тому

    @8:25 love the Pacino-Heat reference lol

  • @handev2604
    @handev2604 2 роки тому +2

    Everything Wrong With:
    - Home Sweet Home Alone
    - Eternals
    - Hotel Transylvania: Transformania
    - the entire Hotel Transylvania franchise
    - the entire Transformers franchise
    - the entire Divergent trilogy
    - the entire Die Hard franchise
    - the entire Hunger Games franchise
    - the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy
    - the entire Twilight franchise

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 роки тому

      End Of Days.

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 роки тому +1

    THE BATHROOM JOKE WAS HILARIOUS!

  • @georgefeliu2383
    @georgefeliu2383 2 роки тому +17

    This is gold. Almost every sin is why I hate this movie and movies like this. They are pretentious bores that look pretty. Maybe its time to add "an art film has a chapter frame on the screen" cliche.

    • @Zero00899
      @Zero00899 2 роки тому

      haven't watched the movie but man aside from visuals everything seems so boring. and looking at this video i don't get why the green knight wanted revenge or anything or even after the events wants to chop off Gawain's head. its not like he died or anything. it would be more interesting to see what would happen if Gawain couldn't make it to the chapel.

    • @ctcheeserexplores7443
      @ctcheeserexplores7443 2 роки тому +2

      @@Zero00899 so the green knight’s challenge when he first gets his head cut off was basically, whatever you do to me I will do to you, and when you strike me you agree to that deal. So it wasn’t the green knight wanting to get revenge. It was just him fulfilling his end of the deal.

  • @joejusto3292
    @joejusto3292 2 роки тому +2

    16:58 Oh 💩 Arthur is now one with “ The Force”.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 2 роки тому +3

    Can we all acknowledge he did not wash his hands after taking a piss

  • @RiftBastion
    @RiftBastion 2 роки тому +1

    "well put our heads together" . . hahahaah

  • @goitidanielaser2167
    @goitidanielaser2167 2 роки тому

    Had to replay the intro couple of times. I couldnt believe it. First time I see a "-1" from the beginning. No complaints about the logo. I m in shock still..

  • @ciwa8286
    @ciwa8286 2 роки тому

    :O you actually added the bathroom break!

  • @Tman001100
    @Tman001100 2 роки тому +6

    How does he give a sin off for beautiful visuals for this when he didn't give any sins off for the visuals for Dune?!?! 🤣🙄 Eh well, maybe Jeremy was just having a bad day when he did the vid for Dune lol.

  • @cheekybarstuard4122
    @cheekybarstuard4122 2 роки тому +3

    'Being a virgin is what keeps my 5 fingers strong' that was the best joke for sure.

  • @elliesaint1984
    @elliesaint1984 2 роки тому +2

    Wait what, did he actually remove a sin for an opening logo?, or was that just my imagination?, I never thought I would see the day 😂 😂 😂

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea 2 роки тому +2

    Which is why I bring four or five good gifts for that game.
    Should have seen the family fighting over the bidet this year.

  • @phinoxdragon
    @phinoxdragon 2 роки тому +3

    I watched every fucking moment of this in GOD DAMN THEATERS AND IT WAS just…. What the actual fuck man

  • @raynemacer
    @raynemacer 2 роки тому +3

    Damn you flexed on this one!!!! Went H.A.M. With the jokes!!! Solid episode!!!

  • @xandersalamander3757
    @xandersalamander3757 2 роки тому

    6:56 had me laughing aloud at 1:34 in the morning😂🤣

  • @totallyradtyrannosaurus8803
    @totallyradtyrannosaurus8803 2 роки тому +5

    I'm convinced that the people at A24 drank some of that leftover mushroom tea form Midsommar while reading The Green Knight and that's how the movie was maded.

  • @Goldensuninvegas
    @Goldensuninvegas 2 роки тому

    Forreal just spit out my drink at the “he must have google maps complex” hahaha

  • @indianAJ93
    @indianAJ93 2 роки тому +1

    it had the same what will happen but doesn't ending as twilight and I cant get over that.

  • @ajdude9
    @ajdude9 2 роки тому +1

    Oh so *this* is what Adventure Time was referencing with Fern.

  • @Isebelle13
    @Isebelle13 2 роки тому +1

    I'd love to see you critique RV (2006) with Robin Williams.

  • @totalcas_tastrophe
    @totalcas_tastrophe 2 роки тому

    I know it offically came out yesterday but I cannot wait for you to do Fresh

  • @sinaafrad6504
    @sinaafrad6504 2 роки тому +1

    In the voiceover part i was hoping for when she calls him on the horse and he returns , we hear : + old woman ! - man ! My name is denis

  • @numbertoast764
    @numbertoast764 2 роки тому

    How am I early? Oh yeah I subscribed and had notifications on

  • @Plantlady70
    @Plantlady70 2 роки тому +44

    Everyone praised this movie to the hilt and I wanted my money back after watching it.

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 2 роки тому +5

      That was me except with Hereditary. I remember telling my friend I hated it and they disowned me

    • @micah4029
      @micah4029 2 роки тому +1

      @@isaigutierrez1617 My friend and I were disappointed by Hereditary when we first saw it in the movie theater, but upon re-watch I have come to appreciate it.

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 2 роки тому +2

      @@micah4029 oddly enough, I appreciated Midsommar more.

    • @micah4029
      @micah4029 2 роки тому +2

      @@isaigutierrez1617 Even though I think it's too long, I immediately enjoyed Midsommar. I still think it's better than Hereditary.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 2 роки тому

      @@micah4029 ew Midsommar was fucking garbage