Hi gang! This video is a REUPLOAD after the original video was demonetized within hours of its release on Wednesday. To be clear, I'm not worried about losing money on this video, but what I AM concerned about is that demonetized videos also get their views throttled ... and I didn't suffer through this crappy movie for it not to be seen far and wide! Therefore, some edits have been made to cover up the extra-naughty bits and has been re-released for your viewing pleasure! Thanks for understanding! -BZ
UA-cam: the living embodiment of “Whoops! Can’t show that in a Christian manga” when it doesn’t involve actual awful people. Only good people watching awful movies.
@@take5transfat UA-camrs: In order to keep doing this we're going to need funding UA-cam: Ok we will organise advertisement and run them for you. And we'll split it 50/50. UA-camrs: LOL just had an epic gamer moment. UA-cam: Well now we have companies pulling ads and being willing to pay less. We're going to need to be stricter about content. UA-camrs: Why would UA-cam do this.
Zeus losing to Rip was his doom he went into WWF thinking Hogan was rip then he went to WCW change his name to Z gangsta and lost again to Hogan and that damaged his brain that he accepted a role into this movie
The one thing it has going for it is that at least it doesn't tell you constantly that if you're a wrestling fan, you're an absolute loser in every possible way. The most WCW 2000 move ever 😅
@@SuperNitroZ64 sort of, The scene called for humping a vending machine. I got on ym knees and thrusted my stomach into the little door flap so it made a constant clanging sound.
The ring announcer in this film sounds like the result of a VHS tape that completely turned into a white roll of tape because of the mold that surrounded it.
@Jah Will B Dunn It's the one with Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers about their dysfunctional blended family (they both had 3 kids from previous marriages). Like a modern-day Brady Bunch, except the kids all hated each other at first.
What happened to Sasha Mitchell? He was falsely accused of domestic violence, came back for a single episode of Step by Step once he was cleared, but didn't have much of a career afterwards.
Funny how Brian didn't mention 11:20 Sandy of the Beach Patrol (Tamie Sheffield) from the first version of WOW and 6:20 Kitana Baker who he should recognize from the first wrestlemania he went to. However it is probably best he didn't cause it would result in a roast (Although I do agree with your feeling about that announcer that seems to be auditioning for opera). For instance when you said "Even Dumber Men" at 21:40 with a clip of Tiny. Watch out you might get your ass kicked.
I saw this on cable many many years ago. I think around late 2000s. It was so corny trying to be both American Pie, Coyote Ugly and backyard wrestling, I never knew it's title until I watched your first upload lol so thanks.
The bar in Slammed! looks very similar to the bar in Road House. I have no idea if the resemblance was intentional, but it might as well just be the same bar. Actually.... It probably IS THE SAME BAR. Also, holy shit, that mail order bride looks like Cobey Smulder. 'Kay. There's so many training montage songs that could have been used for the training montage in Slammed!, but they went with the absolute worst possible song they could have used. Heroes by David Bowie would have been perfect in a really ironic way.
Shit and somehow maybe less offensive Ready to Rumble? also you mentioned all the posters but TJ also has a WWF IC title replica belt on the doll early in the review lol
Vince can't sue them for saying the word Smackdown cause that isn't a trademarked word and even if it was the Rock would own it considering he kinda made the word famous and put it on the dictonary
I remember the girl that played "Luscious Lola" was on the Pamela Anderson Show V.I.P. she was the munitions expert of the group always had shoulder holsters, to um... "accentuate" her figure
Yes, that cast was definitely a veritable "who's that" of 80s and 90s TV... In fact, it wasn't until I rewatched that segment (to make sure I got the decades right) that I realized you were using their characters' names -- all thanks to Cody Lambert lol
Aw, I was gonna thank Brian for the heart, but I guess those disappear after a while? (I don't get those often from the content creators themselves lol). Oh well, I'll always have the notification email! :D
Hi gang! This video is a REUPLOAD after the original video was demonetized within hours of its release on Wednesday. To be clear, I'm not worried about losing money on this video, but what I AM concerned about is that demonetized videos also get their views throttled ... and I didn't suffer through this crappy movie for it not to be seen far and wide!
Therefore, some edits have been made to cover up the extra-naughty bits and has been re-released for your viewing pleasure! Thanks for understanding!
-BZ
You are doing a great job, Zane. :)
Oy... friggin' UA-cam and it's goddamn algorithm. 😠
Good stuff Zane!
Stay safe, brother.
UA-cam: the living embodiment of “Whoops! Can’t show that in a Christian manga” when it doesn’t involve actual awful people. Only good people watching awful movies.
Thanks.. since I was claimed to be "clairvoyant" about this movie on Twitter I've wanted to see this
Brian Zane hiding his chain when Deebo showed up is the best thing ever
My favorite running gag on this channel
Indeed, along with the classic Friday theme!! This was a masterpiece!
UA-cam supporting it's creators since...oh wait.
Well it is creators which damped the appeal of advertising on UA-cam. So now UA-cam has to be overly aggressive to keep those creators funded.
But at the same time, the movie is VERY *NSFW!*
Zamza what money
GeneralCodeBlue maybe the problem is capitalism watering down art and creativity in the name of profit? :o
@@take5transfat UA-camrs: In order to keep doing this we're going to need funding
UA-cam: Ok we will organise advertisement and run them for you. And we'll split it 50/50.
UA-camrs: LOL just had an epic gamer moment.
UA-cam: Well now we have companies pulling ads and being willing to pay less. We're going to need to be stricter about content.
UA-camrs: Why would UA-cam do this.
“Hi Chris Jericho. Your presence via cutout isn’t helping sadly.” Gold. XD
It was the most over thing in the movie (except for the boobs).
12:59
It's a shame that cardboard cutout didn't come alive to say "let the boobies hit the floor!"
Big Hoss McGraw re-uploads so the youtube algorithm doesn't take his 15%. (More like 100%)
The nickelback and slipknot posters in the same room is where this movie lost me.
Part of the Roadrunner swag pack.
10/10, did not expect the Jesse Hernandez cameo.
This movie is so good it doesn’t have a Wikipedia page lol
Someone should make one
Brian Zane getting SLAMMED by the UA-cam bots?!
Not cool.
Zeus losing to Rip was his doom he went into WWF thinking Hogan was rip then he went to WCW change his name to Z gangsta and lost again to Hogan and that damaged his brain that he accepted a role into this movie
Once again since my comment is gone now, “Andy from Child’s Play 3 is in this. Who knew?”
He was also Jimmy Olson in Lois and Clark
Don't forget the protagonist of the amazing Dungeons and Dragons movie!
@@CMMalvado Thats real i wanna see
Not to mention Scotty in Serial Mom and Zach in Susie Q. :D
To bad Chucky isn't it.
Did I just watch this video when it was uploaded the first time? Yes.
Am I rewatching this reupload? Also yes
Boys support boys
The moment when Jessie Hernandez has higher standards than Brian himself...
Jesse Hernandez man of standards.
An R-Rated,dumbed down (If that’s even possible) version of Ready To Rumble.
The one thing it has going for it is that at least it doesn't tell you constantly that if you're a wrestling fan, you're an absolute loser in every possible way. The most WCW 2000 move ever 😅
A return to form for you Brian, best episode in a while. I was dying!!!!
Ah yes, dancing like notorious straight man Mikhail Baryshnikov. Clearly a red flag.
The ring announcer is a mix of Paul bearer and Adam Sandler.
Champ kinda sounds like Paul Bearer at 3:45.
That's truly horrifying
🎼"SLAMMED!
Duh duh nuh
Duh duh nuh
Let the boys be boys!"
"Bill and Ted become wreslers"
Still woundn't be as bad as this.
2:06 I wonder if the producers were aware of/inspired by the "nightclub era" of Shotgun Saturday Night.
Who would have guessed that Seinfeld cross over with home improvement would be a crappy movie that happens to be about wrestling
1:24 is this where they got the soundbite for the screams in WWE Unauthorized? Because it sure sounds like it.
I was not expecting cutaways to Jessie Hernandez to become a running gag on this channel, but I’m glad they have.
Fist of the North Star would be a tonally different series if Kenshiro loosened up with a crotch adjustment like Brian.
Same for Berserk if Guts loosened up with that same crotch adjustment.
The black friend is from a 90s sitcom to Hangin with Mr. Cooper
That gag at 19:57 was incredible. I can't stop laughing.
Bryan, you got me with the debo reference. I almost woke up everyone up.
Video gets like for Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood reference *
I starred in a student film where I had to hump a vending machine and that is less embarrassing than this.
You actually humped a vending machine?
@@SuperNitroZ64 sort of, The scene called for humping a vending machine. I got on ym knees and thrusted my stomach into the little door flap so it made a constant clanging sound.
@@cowwatermedia4114 🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:50 this is why you the goat Z-man
Lake Bell is the Sonjay Dutt of the film industry -- SHE DESERVES BETTER!
Watched about 100 of your videos in the last couple days. Went a while without a phone. Dude. Your killing it.
Thanks so much!
R.I.P. Tiny Lister
I see the t-shirt ads were not enough for the YouTubs, uh?
Never is
18:43 "also, I'm sorry, who the fuck are you?"
That got a loud laugh from me. Great video as always
I just wanted to stop by to say that we appreciate your continues work on this channel Brian. Good stuff man
Finally watching this and holy shit Brian this is my fav you’ve ever done. I thought the other movie reviews couldn’t be topped and I was wrong!!
What's the Naughty Bits in this movie?
Edited- NVM I SEE WHY NOW lmao
The ring announcer in this film sounds like the result of a VHS tape that completely turned into a white roll of tape because of the mold that surrounded it.
Sounds like Boss Nass tried to become Micheal Buffer
I wonder how many people who watched the Hulk Hogan movies were dramatized when they saw Zeus and Lenny doing this in this movie.
God....I miss Rowdy Roddy Piper....
Da Maiac misses you too, little potato.
17:02 LOL that look on Brian's face
I legit laughed out loud at the Janetty reference. Great video man!
I had to reach for my inhaler due to laughter
I like the idea that Brian has Jesse Hernandez on speed dial just so he can pop in from time to time
The actor who plays “The Slammer” played on the ABC show “Step by Step”. I was about 15 mins in before I realized it.
Jah Will B Dunn the show was called “Step by Step”. Brian did mention it towards the end of the video also.
@Jah Will B Dunn It's the one with Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers about their dysfunctional blended family (they both had 3 kids from previous marriages). Like a modern-day Brady Bunch, except the kids all hated each other at first.
What happened to Sasha Mitchell? He was falsely accused of domestic violence, came back for a single episode of Step by Step once he was cleared, but didn't have much of a career afterwards.
@@jbfarley he said so. Plus she admitted it .
He had 4 kids raise
This is what this channel should be, ripping on bad wrestling content, there are enough news channels and you excel at doing this.
Wasn't the eradicator one of Rick Vaughans pitches
Sasha Mitchell had decent wrestling match, and he was freaking jacked
Hes a champion martial artist and body builder so yeah...
I can't believe Lake Bell of Bless This Mess is in the "movie".
well, they all had to start somewhere. at least she has a good career that is thriving in acting, writing, and directing.
The Slammer being young Da Maniac? I can buy it.
Lmao at the guy in the backgrounds face when protagonist guys filming his love interests puppies
FRIDAY reference ABSOLUTELY gave me a lol
Slam that Slammed! Again!
Is that a Reference to WrestleTalks Jam That Jam
@@aztecwrrior1997 Yes it is.
I love it. Jam That Jam
9:24 Someone should make that look on Brian's face a meme
Hey the fight at the end started with a lock up - this is already better than AEW/WWE xD
"Hello, I would like to become a wrestling ring announcer."
"I see... How is your vibrato?"
“I’m going to dance on your face Switchblade”
2001 John O’Hurley, pre-voice of Jack FM format radio stations (like WBEN-FM Philly) and pre-National Dog Show.
Kitana Baker is in this?... I'll be in my bunk.
Must have missed the bloodsport sequels staring Mitchell
Ready to Rumble was AWESOME an Cody from Step by Step was in the Kickboxers sequels
True. He had a decent match
The editing in this video is literally so good holy shit
Funny how Brian didn't mention 11:20 Sandy of the Beach Patrol (Tamie Sheffield) from the first version of WOW and 6:20 Kitana Baker who he should recognize from the first wrestlemania he went to. However it is probably best he didn't cause it would result in a roast (Although I do agree with your feeling about that announcer that seems to be auditioning for opera). For instance when you said "Even Dumber Men" at 21:40 with a clip of Tiny. Watch out you might get your ass kicked.
19:42 😂😂😂 I’m dead 😂💀
"Sir!"
Despite all the edits... This is still one of your best Zane!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was waiting for Brian To Review The Wrestler With Doug Walker...
Slammed on the Other Hand... Oh boi...
12 and a half minutes and we finally get a Home Improvement joke!
Lake Bell is in this too
W3 Review of SLAMMED : Come for the Hatchet Job by Brian ... Stay for the Josie Davis & Lake Bell
Great review as always, your shocked face is still top notch!
5:35 yo I caught that Friday reference
BRAIN ZANE WITH A "FRIDAY" REFERENCE ABOUT TINY LISTER 5:32 🤣😂🤣😂
4:49 probably is the Judgment Day's inspiration not only for Rhea's nickname but for Finn's mask and Damian's outfit
Okay, but like... you know I'm going to watch it now right?
I saw this on cable many many years ago. I think around late 2000s. It was so corny trying to be both American Pie, Coyote Ugly and backyard wrestling, I never knew it's title until I watched your first upload lol so thanks.
I bought the DVD because I have lady boner for Sasha Mitchell
10:23
Happy to see you at least got to fix that error with the reupload.
What was the error?
@@SuperNitroZ64 the scene at the timestamp didn't have audio originally
That Nickelodeon spot killed me. How did you even remember that bit to put it in after all these years?!?!
nah that last crack during the warmup got me crying 😂😂😂😂
The bar in Slammed! looks very similar to the bar in Road House. I have no idea if the resemblance was intentional, but it might as well just be the same bar. Actually.... It probably IS THE SAME BAR.
Also, holy shit, that mail order bride looks like Cobey Smulder. 'Kay.
There's so many training montage songs that could have been used for the training montage in Slammed!, but they went with the absolute worst possible song they could have used. Heroes by David Bowie would have been perfect in a really ironic way.
Shit and somehow maybe less offensive Ready to Rumble?
also you mentioned all the posters but TJ also has a WWF IC title replica belt on the doll early in the review lol
this may be one of my favorite www videos. thanks for the laughs z-man!
3:45 sounds like Venom's voice in the 1991 Spiderman arcade game
Vince can't sue them for saying the word Smackdown cause that isn't a trademarked word and even if it was the Rock would own it considering he kinda made the word famous and put it on the dictonary
That Buzz light year cartoon was my shit in middle school.
12:04 I think Mitchell actually IS a dancer (or at least was at one point).
I remember the girl that played "Luscious Lola" was on the Pamela Anderson Show V.I.P. she was the munitions expert of the group always had shoulder holsters, to um... "accentuate" her figure
The Nickelodeon opera viking cutaway was fucking perfect lmfao
5:42 She was one of the Miller Lite catfight girls who wrestled at 'Mania 19.
Slammed >>> The Wrestler
Champ’s Jersey is the team USA jersey from the second Mighty Ducks movie
19:43 WHAAAAAAAT???😂😂😂
These are the kinds of roles you get after starring in the Dungeons and Dragons movie.
Yes, that cast was definitely a veritable "who's that" of 80s and 90s TV... In fact, it wasn't until I rewatched that segment (to make sure I got the decades right) that I realized you were using their characters' names -- all thanks to Cody Lambert lol
Aw, I was gonna thank Brian for the heart, but I guess those disappear after a while? (I don't get those often from the content creators themselves lol). Oh well, I'll always have the notification email! :D
I’m seriously a sucker for dumb wrestling comedies and cheap 2000s movies
I found this movie on DVD for $5 in a box of similar titles at the post office. It's enjoyable if watched when drunk.
Love the fucking Friday reference
Congrats Brian you found a movie that is worst than just another romantic wrestling comedy
The announcer strangely reminds me of Paul Orndorf's entrance theme.
5:40 Well this movie is an instant cinematic classic in my book.