Yes, good day, Mr. CKT, Mrs. CKT, my name is Dr. Diagnosus. I have the reports of the tests we have conducted on your son Ken after his internet comment about making out with same-sex peers. I'll be frank; it doesn't look good. Both the scan and the blood test have revealed that ur son gey lol. As of now, we don't have the means to remedy the situation. I am truly sorry for your lots.
I think the funniest thing about this satire is that it would've been a massively effective PSA campaign at the time You can tell teens it's bad or unhealthy to do something, they're probably not gonna give a shit. It's a much stronger deterrent to imply that bullying and humiliation wait in store instead
Yep lol... But I think it would not work with the teens of today, we are more progressive It would probably work with associating smoking with the inability of making a woman orgasm or find the clitoris, small penis, things like this...
I am impressed with the fact that that kid was in any way able to pull it off with a straight face I know it probably took like 50 takes but the end result was glorious
For most boys it would still be effective even if people say that society has changed to respect gay people, trust me even most groups of high school boys today are still not very gay-friendly, girls on the other hand are so woke these days they would smoke just to respect the gay people lol.
The onion was bought in 2010ish by someone in the DNC so they could use it to make fun of republicans. That's why there's so many onion vids that shit on mitt Romney and glorify Obama, it was about to be election time and wanted extra propaganda
@@theonlyholyDEMIGOD No, Its really not. Its spelling and grammar are very strange. There does not seem to be any rule that is in effect all the time. There are also many words that are not English at all. They always have the original spelling from whatever language they came from. English does not change the spelling to match the language, as many other languages do. In short, English an unorganized clusterfuck of many languages mashed together.
@@jetpackdemon1420 it's not just sjws, it's that Americans are getting more offended by little things over the years, thanks God my country still isn't like that
This is the Onion. Began in the 1980s bf UA-cam. You know, back when people read books that were made of paper.... The Onion has been hilarious for quite some. Let's give credit where due ✌
@@mev0759 Yea everybody knows that. I was specifically commenting on how UA-cam used to be good. These days if a video makes you laugh you can be sure it's getting demonetized.
@MKMW C probably because funny videos such as this one will be considered offensive by some communities and yt will demonetize them after people report stating it's against community guidelines
Really wish there was a part that showed a British version of the commercial with the tag line “there is a reason they are called fags” in reference to the cigarettes
@Apsoy Pike although a very large portion of conservatives are around 60+ and many don’t know what SJW means, many modern conservatives seem to not know what “SJW”, “woke”, “communist” and “Marxist” mean and use it for anything left of American politics, as well as including LGBTQ representation as woke and forced diversity stuff (sometimes that is but again, misused and overused)
That feeling when your crushing on someone in class but you're scared to say something cause you dont know if they're gay. Then you bump into them and a carton of cigarettes fall out of their backpack 😳☺💕
Jellosniffer It doubles it creating the very rare double gay. It has not yet been documented scientifically but their are a few theories of how double gayness affects humans
Nah you’re all wrong. You couldn’t become double gay instead you’d be in a relationship with double the gay i.e a relationship with more then one person. (On an actual note being gay is fine, and it’s stupid to think otherwise)
ElixirSwamps I dunno that sound pretty far fetched all of our research from the university of American Samoa has prepared us researchers of double gay for this kind of study.
@@jeromemarchan1046 Bro. That is not how anything works. Het parents don't produce only het children... Also referring to heterosexuals as "normal" is douchey because it is implying gays are wrong or abnormal. Seek help.
The same thing happened to me on my first time watching The Onion. I saw a video about these guys bullying a little kid and I was just about ready to let 'em have it in the comments before I realized, I just got suckered.
I mean I open-mouth kiss my boyfriend and let him go to Pound Town on me after a few drinks, but I don't want to be friggin' gay. *throws away cigarettes*
This was a positive comment, don't fuck it up. Anything can be deemed gay, like wet socks. What sucks is if you're gay you don't leave a lineage behind. It's a loss they're willing to take.
Buddy the last time people smoked around you was your uncle after sex.... aka u haven't been in school at all since March 2020 or only a little recently please shut the fuck up
Jesus I remember watching this when I was 10, i wasn’t exactly fluent in the art of shitpost at that time. This was a true mindfuck for me back in the day
Wait... this is a re-upload! I've watched every video from the onion and this was one of my favourites. I guess they just wanted this great one to be seen more.
Shoutout to the guy who replied "Disgusting." and then immediately deleted it. I can't imagine being so compelled to be homophobic to a stranger on a decade-old Onion video and THEN feeling the need to backpedal
Her expressions are some of the best parts of this show. Be sure to watch her on the "Booty Wave" one -- ua-cam.com/video/lmCjJ0VBjjU/v-deo.html. It's golden.
Honestly when I first saw this I thought it was real. While the story is fictional it is plausible enough to be believable to someone who doesn't know about the onion.
@CriminalGameplay maybe if they're in some parts of states like California. Being an American who went to a public high school, I'm aware of the fact that American public high schools are _designed_ to be a nightmare from which you can never awake until you graduate. In fact, you should try your damnedest to skip at least one grade to get out that worthless corner of Hell ASAP.
Yuyu Kawa To get serious for a second here, thats what this is about, smashing the dogma of political correctness while maintaining obvious common sense.
oatmeel Man that's gay. I'm sexually attracted to fried chicken. One day I might die of a heart attack from eating too much of it. At least I know I'll die with a smile on my face
"Teens fear being called a homo more than they fear cancer, emphysema." Y'all have no idea how true this once was. But also, homophobia is making a comeback, so it might become true again.
Homophobia isn’t making a comeback this comeback I would assume your referring to is of gay jokes. Am I right? If so in that case you don’t understand the meaning of a joke because you can’t possibly get offended at a joke. American is becoming to sensitive and it sadly will be the fall of America as we know it. If we don’t stop these radical left views.
“Teenage drinking leads to making out with your same-sex friends”
He might not be wrong about that one actually
CKTKen uP
Yes, good day, Mr. CKT, Mrs. CKT, my name is Dr. Diagnosus. I have the reports of the tests we have conducted on your son Ken after his internet comment about making out with same-sex peers. I'll be frank; it doesn't look good. Both the scan and the blood test have revealed that ur son gey lol. As of now, we don't have the means to remedy the situation. I am truly sorry for your lots.
CKTKen i love your profile pic
Well, when you're drunk, you often can't think *straight.*
@@KayOScode Wow, Same thing but it was my mum
*Smoking rates decrease to 0%*
r/woooosh
@@pooppant-iq1nc your overeating
@@alexander122002 gaaaaaaaaaay
I think it's 3%, actually. About half of guys will try, er, smoking, once in college, but don't tell anyone about it
@@pooppant-iq1nc that's nice
We had two girls in the same stall in highschool. Everyone said they were gay. But they insisted they were just smoking.
Same thing
Doubt.
@@Clay3613 why do you doubt that?
Definitely gay.
G A Y
I think the funniest thing about this satire is that it would've been a massively effective PSA campaign at the time
You can tell teens it's bad or unhealthy to do something, they're probably not gonna give a shit. It's a much stronger deterrent to imply that bullying and humiliation wait in store instead
Yep lol... But I think it would not work with the teens of today, we are more progressive
It would probably work with associating smoking with the inability of making a woman orgasm or find the clitoris, small penis, things like this...
Hear hear
I'm gay and it would've worked on me THB. Social pressure is okay when its cancer
Fr
We can use bullying as a force for good
This video has aged like a fine wine
Dylan [Smith] only in satire
irarelyupload no
Nik my father and mother are crazy about where I stick mine, once they came out screaming “get out of that grave you bitch!”
This video is hilarious
@J D tell that to my dad "what are you doing with that goat he says"
What do you think I'm doing a******
"i don't want to smoke because i don't want to become a c o c k m a g n e t" I'M CRYIINNGG
I DON’T KNOW HOW ON EARTH IT WAS SAID WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
LMFAOOO
@@shiningandall9961: It took many takes from what I gather.
I am impressed with the fact that that kid was in any way able to pull it off with a straight face I know it probably took like 50 takes but the end result was glorious
I thought he said cop magnet...
"Don't smoke in front of me, gaylord. Think I wanna watch that?"
Pretty sure he says gaywad, not gaylord.
Gaybar
Best line
The Groypist
Ok boomer
Sounded like "gay one" to me.
I was gay for 16 years but thanks to the legalization of marijuana im straight again.
You were just confused
@@installshieldwizard3017have you never heard of bicurious people before?
lol thats much better option to smoke glad you were able to quit
@officialunderfire
Same thing.
No your not.
Honestly, if kids in middle school started calling me gay for smoking, I probably wouldn't be a smoker 15 years later.
You smoke? Lol gay!
@@jaykutts9664 Never too late.
@@capncake8837 To be gay.
they called me a dyke anyway, so oh well!
@@wronggg aka smoke
unironically this ad would have been super effective
Yeah.
For most boys it would still be effective even if people say that society has changed to respect gay people, trust me even most groups of high school boys today are still not very gay-friendly, girls on the other hand are so woke these days they would smoke just to respect the gay people lol.
@@Dance_Party I either smell a simp or a girl trying to boost her ego
@@Dance_Party collages how ever well that’s another story
I think that's why the joke lands so well.
Why did they stop making this kind of content? It was comedy gold :(
They ran out of money I guess. Never managed to monetise this.
The onion was bought in 2010ish by someone in the DNC so they could use it to make fun of republicans. That's why there's so many onion vids that shit on mitt Romney and glorify Obama, it was about to be election time and wanted extra propaganda
@@thekyleprojekt7996 yeah, no
@@thekyleprojekt7996 they make fun of everyone, you dip.
libtards bought the onion to spread hate against their enemy
as an irishman who grew up in the 90s i can confirm that this add would have led to plummeting cigarette sales among teens there
So when my dad left when i was 10 to get a pack of cigarettes from the store, he was actually coming out as gay? So proud of you dad
Well he came back so that's something
Wow... Your comment deserves far more upvotes than what it has! It really went there.
@@WeissTreufel ayo boomer. Its not votes, its likes
@@WeissTreufel not mine too. But UA-cam thought me. English is easy af
@@theonlyholyDEMIGOD No, Its really not. Its spelling and grammar are very strange. There does not seem to be any rule that is in effect all the time. There are also many words that are not English at all. They always have the original spelling from whatever language they came from. English does not change the spelling to match the language, as many other languages do. In short, English an unorganized clusterfuck of many languages mashed together.
So if you're gay and you start smoking, are you double gay? Or do the powers of gay cancel each other out, thus making you staight?
Yes
Yes
It’s a common misconception it actually makes you a trans.
@@Jacrispy.98 But what if you're already trans _and_ gay? We need to go deeper.
They will become a furry.
There are more comments in here fantasizing about people getting offended than there are people actually offended.
straights still live in 2012 lol
Good.
Hahaha those sjws must be so offended!!
What why are gay people in my video game those god damn sjws >:(((
I am genuinely more curious about the Karens that think this is real
@@jetpackdemon1420 it's not just sjws, it's that Americans are getting more offended by little things over the years, thanks God my country still isn't like that
"Schools also combating racism with 'At Least He's Not A F*g' campaign" lol
Only 'f slurs' smoke 'f slurs' as F** is also British slang for a cigarette.
What if you say no homo before your light up?
Then it counteracts the health risks and you are cured
It cures lung cancer
Prevents lung cancer, but you still gay
Then ur double gay
That is the same as saying "no homo" before sucking on a cock.
Me every time I pay with cash “He Couldn’t get his gay change out of his gay pocket”
LMAO
That's why I stopped paying with cash. Well, that and I don't have any.
Don’t smoke in front of me gaywad, you think I wanna watch that
Holy fuck that got me good
Homosexual currency
Onion 11 years ago: "One homosexual is worth 7 soldiers"
Onion 9 years ago: smoking gay lol
You're my spirit animal I literally just watched both of those in a row
@@slickboyist you should fuck
@@bteamgleemllc6864 you mean they aren't?
9 /11 i see what u did there
Smoking makes you worth 7 soldiers.
If this was released in the 90s or early 2000s this would have ended smoking for decades to come....
someone hands me a cigarette.....
"No thanks, I'm already gay"
+Vincent Jones ur an idiot
+Vincent Jones yup. I say so
SAME
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle so man could fight the dinosours...and the homosexuals.
Lol
Easy to forget that UA-cam comedy was ever this good.
This is the Onion. Began in the 1980s bf UA-cam. You know, back when people read books that were made of paper.... The Onion has been hilarious for quite some. Let's give credit where due ✌
@@mev0759 Yea everybody knows that. I was specifically commenting on how UA-cam used to be good. These days if a video makes you laugh you can be sure it's getting demonetized.
@MKMW C probably because funny videos such as this one will be considered offensive by some communities and yt will demonetize them after people report stating it's against community guidelines
@MKMW C because PC comedy just doesn't hit the same
@@pCeLobster You can still post funny content, you just won't make money off it
*IT'S GAY TO SMOKE* That moment when Onion can promote anti smoking ads better than my high school
Lmao, the irony is the it woulda worked.
Everybody knows that smoking doesn’t make you look gay! How bout watching the movie called the Birds where smoking leads to being attack by birds!
@Spike Flea It would probably actually be more effective on gay guys trying to stay in the closet.
@@citrineconjurer still work though
im surprised they didnt make a pun around "fag" being slang for a cigarette
They are americans.
The joke was probably implied by us seeing the lit cigarette.
I’m surprised your comment didn’t get auto deleted by WokeTube for in including that nostalgic, much missed word.
They basically did 1:28
@@CGJUGO80UA-cam is anti lgbt really
Quite possibly the most effective anti smoking campaign ever, no joke.
you're like 12, right? smoking and being gay is all that's left to do for the rest of the millennium
NDFro so killing yourself and being gay is all that’s left? How dumb can you be
@@NDFro J
@@NDFro o
@@NDFro k
Really wish there was a part that showed a British version of the commercial with the tag line “there is a reason they are called fags” in reference to the cigarettes
i thought the same thing
“Don’t suck a fag. Don’t smoke”
I thought the second commercial was pun lol. 'Don't be a f4gg0t
Don't smoke'.
Or "Only 'f slurs' smoke 'f slurs'"
Then are vapes bisexual
everyone knows vapes are pansexual freaks, who will smoke anything
Kyle Heisler Pretty sure it just makes you a fucking loser
No, it's just extra gay
robair9911 I think it's important that we say that they smoke cock?
Kyle Heisler vapes were already the gayest fucking thing on this planet
I love how in this campaign smoking makes you gay if you're a man but somehow it makes you manly if you're a woman.
The Onion are comedy geniuses.
It’s just based on a certain sides thinking. Usually muscular woman are immediately dismissed as SJW shit 💀
@@kingofgrim4761 ....or lesbianss
@Apsoy Pike although a very large portion of conservatives are around 60+ and many don’t know what SJW means, many modern conservatives seem to not know what “SJW”, “woke”, “communist” and “Marxist” mean and use it for anything left of American politics, as well as including LGBTQ representation as woke and forced diversity stuff (sometimes that is but again, misused and overused)
They have captured the essence about how weird homophobes think.
@@demi-femme4821 you are a man
That feeling when your crushing on someone in class but you're scared to say something cause you dont know if they're gay. Then you bump into them and a carton of cigarettes fall out of their backpack 😳☺💕
Bruh
tori248 you're*
a whole damn carton. must be gay asf
Damm this is gold
S u s
I really want to see that songwriter interview they teased at the end
Rick Berman McCallum me toooo
Search up sexual lobster and look for blackhole
Fuck you Rick Berman, stop ruining ou- wait a minute, that ain't Rick Berman... What is it with Ricks?
Ween - Mutilated lips (or maybe something else from the "Molusk" album)
OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
“Don’t smoke in front of me gaywad, you think I wanna watch that”
If you smoke, then people will think you’re French. Do you really want people to think you’re French? If not, then don’t smoke.
Gay people who smoke:
I see this as an absolute win.
No if gay people smoke they turn double gay
Plug Shirt Is it double or does it cancel out?
Jellosniffer It doubles it creating the very rare double gay. It has not yet been documented scientifically but their are a few theories of how double gayness affects humans
Nah you’re all wrong. You couldn’t become double gay instead you’d be in a relationship with double the gay i.e a relationship with more then one person. (On an actual note being gay is fine, and it’s stupid to think otherwise)
ElixirSwamps I dunno that sound pretty far fetched all of our research from the university of American Samoa has prepared us researchers of double gay for this kind of study.
This literally would work better than the actual anti smoking ads
People would start smoking 10 cartons a day to show themselves as woke.
Adarsh Kumar and then those people get lung cancer and die. Sounds like a win to me.
And then only non-smokers and non-gays will reproduce normal children. Natural Selection!
@@jeromemarchan1046 isn't it straight people having gay babies?
@@jeromemarchan1046 Bro. That is not how anything works. Het parents don't produce only het children... Also referring to heterosexuals as "normal" is douchey because it is implying gays are wrong or abnormal. Seek help.
Personal
Electronic
Nicotine
Inhalation
System
Oh boy, I knew it!
Who are you to be so wise in the ways of science
LOL
Is this an original comment i see?
Designated
Inhalation
Carcinogenic
Kit
if you smoke as a woman you'll end up as a welder, construction worker, or a big rig driver. im freaking DYING
The woman reporter is attractive, you may not see it, I can tell because I don’t smoke. 🚭
Underrated XD
Tracey is a REVELATION!
Why not smoke it'll make you gay so you'll be as valuable as 7 soldiers
@@dawidkrzyczkowski4289 I understood that reference.
im a girl and i can tell bc i smoke
The Onion. Exposing the gullible.
"We've got photos of women smoking while welding, smoking while driving big rigs, smoking while working construction."
was about to like this, but didn't want to ruin the awesomeness.
69 likes???
I lost my shit tmst the drag king one it's just so stupid it broke me
I just want the writers of these jokes that are on screen for half a second to know that they are appreciated. Drag king... fucking genius
Can you explain that to me pls :)
@@rydercarter7035 Drag as in taking a drag of a cigarette. A drag king is the lesbian version of a drag queen.
@@CyborgNinja7 okie got it, thnx
Uh-huh?!?
Smoking rates drop to 0%
10%*
Eric Blair Nice way to ruin a joke dumbass
Suicide rates up to 100%
@@nalsra0 it doesn't ruin the joke, it corrects it
@@SiisKolkytEuroo it really ruins it
They could definitely make a meme of this...
"I don't always smoke cigarettes,
but when I do, I prefer men."
Your lungs are completely destroyed
Steven Rogers great
Men thol
4 years later, it becomes a meme
@@psychonaut168 he saw the future
The Onion has a team of oracle's predicting what's going to be a trend 10 years down the line.
oh hey sakamoto
“are they smoking or flaming” is my personal fav and whoever wrote that i hope got such praise
lol, this could actually work
This is meta
Lukeeiiee Lol. Gay is the new cool now.
Promiscuous Dope Fiends Official U gay.
Promiscuous Dope Fiends Official More accepted? Yep
Cool? Lol
Not anymore
Wow it took me until the last ten seconds of the video for me to realise this was fake.
I’m gonna jump off a cliff now.
That happens when you're new to the Onion lol after a while you just second guess everything xD
Member when Bush torched bald eagles chained to a pendulum? That wasn't real either.
The same thing happened to me on my first time watching The Onion. I saw a video about these guys bullying a little kid and I was just about ready to let 'em have it in the comments before I realized, I just got suckered.
Please be careful around sharp objects
@@lennypayne4241 keyboard warrior
The onion just might be the absolute best comedy channel ever.
It's the smartest comedy today
It is news.
What do you mean comedy I get my news from here you know
As a raging homosexual who doesn't smoke, I now have an urge to pick it up
as an asexual im completely neutral about smoking now
Ewww
Everytime I struggle to get change out of my pocket I'm gonna think about this kid mocking me and my gay little pockets
So with this logic it’s bi to vape?
Yes
Very
Yes. I never had sex with another man till I started sucking off my juul.
What if your kind of bi, do you get half a vape juice
That’s why every middle schooler vapes
I mean I open-mouth kiss my boyfriend and let him go to Pound Town on me after a few drinks, but I don't want to be friggin' gay.
*throws away cigarettes*
You. Are. Everywhere.
HE IS EVERYWHERE
Is erza your boyfriend?
I lost an idol
...That's hot. That's hot.
it's crazy how there is always another treasure yet to be found on the internet, and if you are multilingual the content is infinite
"Wanna puff?" "Nah, I'm already making out with John over there"
"Want one?" "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Can you light me up?
-whoa, I'm a one man guy
I'm gay and this shit is hilarious lol The Onion never disappoints
DarkLatios777 that’s gay
Gross
This was a positive comment, don't fuck it up. Anything can be deemed gay, like wet socks. What sucks is if you're gay you don't leave a lineage behind. It's a loss they're willing to take.
FERNIE REYES Continuing your family line and passing on your genes doesn’t matter.
@@ndn7396 What's gross?
The funny thing is that this would probably work
Oh god, the cigarette from the zipper. 😂😂😂😂
i'm guessing 484 people don't know what satire is
Samsara more like 912
more like 915
More like 916
919
919+1
Seat belt adds that show how dangerous it is to be free to prance around like a fairy inside the car!
1:25
my mom walked in
rest in rip
tea-rex He’s dead...
@ why do you say he's dead?
Mom: "I knew it..."
RIP
This would cut teen smoking rates by 90%. Trust me, I'm in high school.
Buddy the last time people smoked around you was your uncle after sex.... aka u haven't been in school at all since March 2020 or only a little recently please shut the fuck up
Indeed
It's comforting to know some things never change.
@Happy Feet Jesus Christ it was a joke, calm down, dude.
New idea for the CDC: It's gay to not wear a face mask.
but i'm gay so shouldn't wear one???
Antonio Espinosa im too dumb for this but i wear a mask anyways
Breaking News: Corona rate drops to 0%.
Antonio Espinosa My god. Your mind, sir, exists on another level.
I'm pretty sure face masks are gay
If this was real it would have a bigger impact than actual anti-smoking ads
They are on to something
Jesus I remember watching this when I was 10, i wasn’t exactly fluent in the art of shitpost at that time. This was a true mindfuck for me back in the day
Do you smoke?
Did it help you stop smoking?
I’m surprised they didn’t make a joke about passive smoking making you bisexual
XD
Wait... this is a re-upload! I've watched every video from the onion and this was one of my favourites. I guess they just wanted this great one to be seen more.
nice
It's racist to drink alcohol
Lmao
@Myy Acount2020 , oh no. Against whom
My dad must be head of the KKK then.
That would be hilarious
@@briannab4770 lmao
12-year-old me really thought I liked that second ad so much because it was "funny"
I liked it a lot too and definitely because it was funny and nothing else yep
@@willdabeast567 And we're both completely straight now
Shoutout to the guy who replied "Disgusting." and then immediately deleted it. I can't imagine being so compelled to be homophobic to a stranger on a decade-old Onion video and THEN feeling the need to backpedal
Jet Sterling yes for sure and im definitely not secretly in love with my best friend
@@willdabeast567 Ouchhh... Good luck. I get that
WOW only 12 years ago we still had a sense of humor
Theo von: exists
but is it smoke to gay???
Yes.
yesn't
P e r h a p s
It has been proven. I am now smoke because I tried gaying. Life is not the same.
What if I smoke gays and Im nicotine
I love the way she smiles at the guest she's so good at acting lol
Her expressions are some of the best parts of this show. Be sure to watch her on the "Booty Wave" one -- ua-cam.com/video/lmCjJ0VBjjU/v-deo.html. It's golden.
She's such a hottie
That's "aaah" at the end slays me!
shes a MOMMY
Instructions lied, stopped smoking, still gay.
Strange
Get tested
Ah yes you “stopped” smoking.
You gotta stop vaping also
It seems that its a permanent effect, don’t smoke kids
I think this would actually have been more effective than DARE
This explains why my uncle smokes, and he taught me how to smoke too.
Child abuse is no laughing matter.
nah, just joshing its all up for a laugh
@@jrodowens you never listened to Jimmy Carr.
Sweet home alabama
Can you teach us how to smoke
Blushes
Uwu
I’m guessing he didn’t teach you to smoke a cigarette.
I feel like there should be some sort of license for commenting, given only after passing some sort of test.
+supercoolguy43 Ahhh, you are gay.
Monique Vee
I'm so pretty.
Monique Vee
Oh so pretty.
+Monique Vee Being in a room with hundreds of people without even knowing if they actually exist? that sounds pretty dangerous
Have you watched one of her videos? She's a mumbling, deluded, narcissist lunatic. It's pure gold!
Ive never smoked but apparently im showing signs i have, let me go ask my boy friend about this one.
Second-hand smoke perhaps? Maybe thats why you are gay
That explains the old name for cigarettes.
This vid will actually limit male smoking if it was real.
Oh thank god. Someone was posting these on twitter, with no context, and I'm glad to see it's just The Onion.
someone posted the first ad on tiktok too, without the context
So what if it was real?
Why thank god? I wish this was real
I would be glad if this was real
I changed the comment now y'all don't know why I Have so many likes
That's gay and offensive tho
KasuallyAwesome dad? i haven't seen you in years! you went to the store to get milk and never came back
What a fresh joke, only a decade old
"Offensive" Lmao
Gopnik kvass That is not an F-22
Honestly when I first saw this I thought it was real. While the story is fictional it is plausible enough to be believable to someone who doesn't know about the onion.
The funny thing is, knowing this generation of teens, that ad could make underage smoking extinct in a heartbeat if it was real.
+The Shotgun Gamer Its not just this generation.
+The Shotgun Gamer Millennials are the most progressive generation yet. This would have been really effective in the 70s but not so much now.
+CriminalGameplay Exactly, there would be cancer pride parades.
@CriminalGameplay maybe if they're in some parts of states like California. Being an American who went to a public high school, I'm aware of the fact that American public high schools are _designed_ to be a nightmare from which you can never awake until you graduate. In fact, you should try your damnedest to skip at least one grade to get out that worthless corner of Hell ASAP.
Wtf are you talking about? Teenagers today are the least homophobic people in history.
I now suddenly have the need to be taught how to write lyrics to songs about sea creatures but are actually about sex.
O how the dolphins swing
As the otters chew on the ring
The sirens play a loud dong
Say, do you like this song?
I love their lack of political correctness.
I love how you have to state the fucking obvious.
Jefff They’re making fun of people like you
to be honest, I don't find this homophobic at all because I know it's satire.
Yuyu Kawa To get serious for a second here, thats what this is about, smashing the dogma of political correctness while maintaining obvious common sense.
Its satire x satire doesnt have a political stance
This would actually work. There's no way I would have started smoking when I was 16 if these ads were out.
Mom its a smoking PSA i swear!!
YOU MADE MY DAY!!
Just keep your socks on and your all good
1:25 i couldn’t stop laughing for 2 whole minutes, this video is (G)old
"It's gay to smoke" was a deterrent back then, it's promotion material for cigarettes now
just call me a drag queen...
Ernie Stars :I
Drag queen
And now, the sequel.
Are they trans folks, or drug dealers?
lmfao
@@AlexElliott03 *_the Alpha_*
Me: *literally both* Yes
@@ScarlettTheViewer developmental disorder
well i do always wear hoodies
I was a bit aroused by the second ad.
You damn smoker.
I wont lie, I was uncomfortable too, not that I found either of the dudes attractive but the fact that it was still sexual
oatmeel Man that's gay. I'm sexually attracted to fried chicken. One day I might die of a heart attack from eating too much of it. At least I know I'll die with a smile on my face
Kidboy A.G. why did I have to know that about you
Gay
I sent this to a gay friend. He said that now he has to start smoking in order to solidify his identity.
Times - they are changing..
@Deerheart Agreed, tell him to smoke weed at least.
Oh so that is why I smoke
Edit: stopped smoking but still gay/bi/confused
Edit 2: started smoking again I fucked up its fucking hard
No your getting it backwards your gay because you smoke
yeah daily logic got some logic
i'm allergic to tobaco and i can't stay near smoking people for more than 10 minutes and i'm gay haha
All smokers are gay but not all gay are smokers it’s like rectangles and squares
@@dailylogic6602 there is so much trolling I can't I just- ah
(insert joke about British term for cigarette here)
I threw away my rollerblades in the 90s because it was considered gay. I would have never taken up smoking if they ran this ad back then as well.
1:06 absolute comedic genius
Remember lads, they didn't say holding the homies' hands while crossing the street was gay
"Teens fear being called a homo more than they fear cancer, emphysema." Y'all have no idea how true this once was. But also, homophobia is making a comeback, so it might become true again.
It’s not homophobia it’s just a joke at least where I’m from
@COMMUNIST MAN Actually its still correct idiot. Phobias can refer to dislike of a group of people. never heard of xenophobia before?
COMMUNIST MAN ok so every word is made up, words change meaning and who cares, its still the hatred of a group, which is a phobia
Homophobia isn’t making a comeback this comeback I would assume your referring to is of gay jokes. Am I right? If so in that case you don’t understand the meaning of a joke because you can’t possibly get offended at a joke. American is becoming to sensitive and it sadly will be the fall of America as we know it. If we don’t stop these radical left views.
@@comicbanditxi9600 RADICAL LEFT VIEWS LMAO. How is not hating gay people a radical left view
Next up we’re going to learn how to write songs that sound like they are about sea creatures but are actually about sex.
2:29
In 2024, people would probably think this is an endorsement of smoking.