@@DungeonSoup 6 likes. This only has 6 likes?! WHAT? Good sir, or madam... You've gifted us one of the greatest series of all time and I thank you for that. Your talent and humor are the stuff of legend. SQUIRT OF LEMON!!!
@@makariobludhard1459 First card is "Wish" and you wish to overcome any danger. Alas, for a Barbadian what is life without risk? Thus he wanders the world, seeking that which he cannot find.
I love how going back and checking the bingo card is a running thing with this series. Imagine all the views that episode has with everyone going back and checking after a new upload.
"Shhh... you're safe now." I didn't think it was possible, but with everything else he's done in these videos, this barbarian has maintained the good alignment just enough to invent the "Psychotic Good" alignment.
I mean he still doesn’t attack the innocent, he just torments the wicked. He technically still upholds the good alignment since he saved the little girl (although tearing her hair was interesting, but I suppose you can argue that it’ll grow back and she’s still ultimately okay)
Honestly, per the dubious alignment system we keep around, he could still possibly be considered a Good character. Idk tho, everyone always picks Chaotic Neutral because it seems the least pigeonholed
The barbarian is the most scariest thing ever in this universe… can’t wait for the next skit.. brilliant and funny dialogue too.. too funny,, u deserved the ultimate reward… bingo…
"Squirt of lemon" "sQuIrT oF lEmOn" Okay so he was spying on her, listening through the door, waiting for her to come ONE INGREDIENT AWAY FROM IMMORTALITY just to FUCK with her This isn't Chaotic Neutral, this is just extreme psychopathic behaviour
THAT'S how he can be so physically dominating AND nefariously clever, he dumped intelligence and wisdom to max out dex and strength and then uses an item to compensate... Lore/game mechanic accurate Barbarian confirmed
"I like my playthings... EXTRA DURABLE" I fucking love intonation of this line. Something between intense pleasure, unimaginable cruelty and profound insanity.
I go chaotic neutral. So far the worst he has done is steal a horse and rip some hair off a little girl he just saved. If his targets weren’t such bad individuals he definitely be on the evil side of it.
It also means he was behind that door listening all the way up to the little girl resisting death lol! He only saved her because he liked the cut of her jib.
@@rainman3768 thank you for pointing that out even i missed the misspell but now, i can't unsee it, and can't unimagine what a Viscous mockery would ACTUALLY be like DM: "Roll another 2d6 psychic dmg" Aflicted: "BUT THE CASTER IS DEAD! Wasn't this spell a Concentration!? HOW AM I STILL GETTING HURT!?" DM: "I never said the spell was Concentration based. Untill you clean off the stuff, every "squelsh" from the goo that was squirted on you, will remind you of the scathing remark that hurt your brain..." Aflicted: ... DM: ".... It's "ewwwww dmg, yes...."
And that second that he clinched his butt cheeks to hurt the witch solidify that further. As he said last time "I wanna feel you regenerate inside of me"
i mean chaotic good does often include trickster heroes this one just also has the brawn and sadism to be terrifying god of just deserts level instead of tricky ha ha you played yourself level
I'd argue he's chaotic neutral. Neutral because the only motivations he has are towards his own goals; chaotic because he will violate all rules to achieve his goals
@@IchorousIcarus1 but you could argue that his goals usually bring positive outcome most of the times like killing evil creatures and he hasn't outright hurt a person out of evil intent on them. the most damning thing is the little girl
Note that when he pulls the sister's nunchaku, only ONE of them is dead. He knew full well that killing one was enough to disable their magic spells, and purposely kept one alive just to make them suffer
Barbarians giving off massive “fava beans” energy and I love it. If he ever does another bingo card I hope “skinning a werewolf using a silver spoon” is on there.
@@nichasmith7898 It's a reffrence to a movie. I forget what movie but there's a serial killar in it that says: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice kiante." Just look up that quote and you'll find it I'm sure.
took me a moment to realize that the eye in the "cave" was not the "scrying eye" just the Lich's phylactery further in.. If the lich is lucky, the barbarian will lose interest with him in favor for the immortal witch
I would otherwise agree with you, if not for that Barbarian. I think he'd just perfectly ensure that he kept up holding the lich hostage to make it insane before he lost interest.
Ok despite how terrifying all this is, he technically saved the little girl. And comforted her... after ripping some hair from her scalp. So surprisingly this interaction was the kindest we've seen The Barbarian.
The Barbarian is the entire chaotic party wrapped up in a single body. Barbarian strength, wizard knowledge and inteligence, rouge's sinister cleverness, paladin's thick cheeks, and the bard's witty banter
Easily my favorite series on UA-cam. That cheevos card is filling up fast. It would be great if when he finally fills it out it unfolds showing it was only 1/4 of the whole sheet. That way we can get even more deranged Barbarian.
actually just rewatching this for the 4th or 5th time, its impressive the amount of control the barb has over his butt, he managed to crush the eye of the hag without crushing the liches phylactery (the eye that's visible when the hag looks through the scrying eye) and we know this because the lich is still alive impaled on his back at the end of the clip, what deep and fascinating lore.
That makes it so much worse then, cause it implies he was able to shatter the scrying eye without damaging the Lich’s. Or that he was fine destroying both because now he has an immortal witch to torture.
It's fun rewatching these and seeing things you missed or get expanded upon Like realizing the first Paladin video takes place AFTER he met the pegasus
Lol, the way he mercilessly ripped that little girls hair out and than comforted her, while giving off both a safe and menacing aura. This is Genius level story telling.
@@InfiniteDarkMass I’m pretty sure that is the skeleton guys eye that’s on his back, so if he destroys the eye the skeleton guy can finally die. Which I guess he is extremely good at crushing things inside his butt because he obviously didn’t destroy the lich eye when he squeezed his cheeks 😂
Everyone always picks Chaotic Neutral because it's the least restrictive and maybe even seems the most realistic or believable as a character, but I agree, this dude is always targeting Evil foes and doing things like saving little girls for no apparent reward. If Good and Evil mean anything still (and maybe they don't, but that's a different convo), then I'd call our barb friend CG
I swear this Barbarian is gonna be responsible for this worlds first Adventurers Geneva Convention... Only to then feed that very rule book to the very first monster that tries to use it on him... A never ending cycle...
I love how much the Barbarian is an absolute nightmare for the malicious and evil Fantasy creatures he encounters, he's basically the Doom Slayer's funnier cousin
DM: This... this is just lore-accurate Conan the Barbarian. Player: Correct. Dm: ... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen? Player: *carves a path through the who's-who of the Monster Manual*
Fun fact: The writer of Conan the Barbarian and HP Lovecraft where friends, and they claim there works take place in the same world, just at different points in time.
My wife played a Cleric dragon horn. First goblin encounter. She rolled a nat 20 on strength proceeded to pick up a goblin my the face threw it against the wall held it there begging for breath. And proceeds to do her one breath weapon of the day. They were not goblins we failed on our perception. They were Dwarves! Innocent Dwarves!
She literally "saw" the three red crimson flags of the barbarian 1- The barbarian have the INT to read a monster manual and worse know how to make use of his weaknesses 2- The barbarian doesn't mind causing a little pain if the end justifies it. 3- The barbarian literally give him the last ingredient to make the potion and WORSE he tell her to consume the potion. The last straw was when he sees the lich, a glitch of his own possible hell, now life is hell at least for her and the lich.
That's why we tolerate torture-barb. He's an unrepentant monster, but he's _our_ unrepentant monster, and as long as he's remains pointed at other, less picky monsters, he's technically a force for good. Technically.
"Now I can never die!"
"Good."
Most terrifying exchange imaginable
Worse punishment than death.. this barb is ultimate chad
The moment she sees the lich on his back 😂😂😂
@@my_mouth_burns6710oh no!
Out of context it could also be just congratulatory. But yes, with the barbarian those are ominous words.
"You can't kill me!"
"I know. You'll soon be wishing that I could"
0:57 Notice how he killed ONE of the hags so they couldn’t use their spells but he left the other one on the nunchucks alive for extra psychic damage.
Also that they are her sisters as of nuns hence nun-chucks
"Kill... me...!"
Kill me*@@BlitheApathy
Oh wow I completely missed that detail!
Witch-chucks
This barbarian is literally my favorite anti hero.
"I like my playthings durable" is the most intimidating thing to say here
It is definitely the inspiration of my next Barbarian
@@hightechredneck8587 Yeah this character seems fun, though you'd probably have to reign it in a little as member of a party
@@chompythebeast how dare you kill my fun 😠
@@chompythebeast iv seen long running parties
when folks that really know eachother start gaming the shenanigans make this look tame
"Anti hero"? The way he treats his enemies you'd think he's ANTI-villains.
The barbarian must become a long term series, i want to see his bingo card completed, and also see what happened to the other bingo items on that card
It shall continue forevermore
@@DungeonSoup 6 likes. This only has 6 likes?! WHAT?
Good sir, or madam...
You've gifted us one of the greatest series of all time and I thank you for that. Your talent and humor are the stuff of legend.
SQUIRT OF LEMON!!!
@@DungeonSoup Please never stop, I re-watched everything 5 or 6 times so far and I end up giggling maniacally every time
@@DungeonSoupI don't need the whole bingo card. Just tell us how to pull every card from deck of many things and live to tell a story
@@makariobludhard1459 First card is "Wish" and you wish to overcome any danger.
Alas, for a Barbadian what is life without risk? Thus he wanders the world, seeking that which he cannot find.
"Hag Eye in the Brown Eye." Yup that's on the Bingo Card.
wow, then his rectum is very enlarged
As the lich once Said
"What the fk?"💀💀💀
Still Hope to See the mimic shithouse.😂
I love how going back and checking the bingo card is a running thing with this series. Imagine all the views that episode has with everyone going back and checking after a new upload.
for those that wanted to see the whole bingo card again. ua-cam.com/video/XQbPaBRvaJw/v-deo.html
Hag : *drinks potion of immortality*
Barbarian : So, you have chosen UNDEATH.
Good one 😂
•_•
“So you’ve decided to abandon the sweet release of death…permanently. GOOD!.”
more like "so you've chosen to NEVER end your suffering"
Your free trial of pain begins today
Him having the Lich still on his back is harrowing I love it
Tysm for the spoiler king
I did NOT want to watch the video, ty
@@taffyadam6031 don't read comments before watching the video then
@@taffyadam6031Oh BooHoo
@@taffyadam6031 ywc queen
"Shhh... you're safe now."
I didn't think it was possible, but with everything else he's done in these videos, this barbarian has maintained the good alignment just enough to invent the "Psychotic Good" alignment.
Psychotic Good! I will use that.
Menacingly good
I mean he still doesn’t attack the innocent, he just torments the wicked. He technically still upholds the good alignment since he saved the little girl (although tearing her hair was interesting, but I suppose you can argue that it’ll grow back and she’s still ultimately okay)
Oh, I am good.
I treat innocents as innocents and... *PAY EVIL UNTO EVIL*
Just because you are bad guy does not mean you are bad guy
He is not the hero we need nor deserve, but he is the one we fear.
Look I don't want him in any multiverse I'm a part of.
Your d&d character of the you've been playing for years.
He is not even a hero, he is a sadistic personality that is just looking for an excuse...i love him.
Shh shh shh... You're safe now
Honestly, per the dubious alignment system we keep around, he could still possibly be considered a Good character. Idk tho, everyone always picks Chaotic Neutral because it seems the least pigeonholed
The first Barbarian video isn’t even a year old yet I feel like he’s a UA-cam Icon already
I instantly click for this dude. I lost it when we saw the lich...
deserved bro 100% this show is amazing
This has been the best thing on YT for a bit now.
I barked like a dog when suddenly she was trying to push a child into the cauldron. Mega plot twist.
The barbarian is the most scariest thing ever in this universe… can’t wait for the next skit.. brilliant and funny dialogue too.. too funny,, u deserved the ultimate reward… bingo…
"I'll carry on my back, like a wriggling trophy."
For all to see
@@turkeykent3719what the f...k Dude. Ok here, my false eye, its my philactery
@@TrupiarzBozy176 *gulp*
Bro stays true to his words 😂
Nom nom nom
In these times of mass-produced ai crap it is so nice that someone went to university to learn animation and then delivers masterpieces like this.
"Squirt of lemon"
"sQuIrT oF lEmOn"
Okay so he was spying on her, listening through the door, waiting for her to come ONE INGREDIENT AWAY FROM IMMORTALITY just to FUCK with her
This isn't Chaotic Neutral, this is just extreme psychopathic behaviour
Oddly enough you could argue chaotic good. He still saved the little girl and has only attacked evil doers.
The murderhobo when they realize there are fates worse than death
@@goonerbear8659 Torturehobo
Chaotic good 😂
so close to extreme insaneo mode right?
Love the fact that the barbarian's hair is always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind
Hero hair.
He intimidated the wind to always flow through his hair
He's flexing the roots to make it wave.
Probably either an item effect or some class buff stuff.
If I dislike this the number will become 515 des moines iowa area code which is also the opening track of slipknot's Iowa album
That barbarian really scares me. He can read!
Of course he can read, he's been doing a bingo card.
@@jackalkhan5676 One square on the bingo card: learn to read.
Waaaait...plot hole! heh
I read this some someone else's comment, but it may well be because he's a barbarian with a circlet of intelligence
@@johnyappleseed8267 He uses the circlet to learn how to read, so next time someone pulls it off, he won't need it anymore.
Turns out that Barbarians who don't dumb intelligence are actually terrifying.
The elixir cured the blindness! You can see the veins retreating. I really enjoy looking for the details
One of my favorite things about this Barbarian is the subtle hero wind constantly blowing through his hair.
He just that wiggA
Such a good touch
I never realized holy shit that's funny
I never noticed that and now I can't not notice it.
He is truly chaotic good after all
I didn't even realize the barbarian had a circlet of intelligence until now. No wonder he's unstoppable.
I COMPLETELY MISSED THIS THE PAST FEW EPISODES!
Is it a circlet of intelligence? how can you tell?
@@Envyre_ it matches identical to the model in** BG3
Planning and cunning is an often overlooked engine of brutality.
THAT'S how he can be so physically dominating AND nefariously clever, he dumped intelligence and wisdom to max out dex and strength and then uses an item to compensate...
Lore/game mechanic accurate Barbarian confirmed
The people of the kingdom can only pray that monsters keep invading the kingdom. Something has to keep... his... attention.
like Lunk needing all the fetch quests
I choose to believe his circlet is recording all his feats like a go pro
I bet the Barbarian has the Keen Mind feat.
@MarkWIXX probably but how's he gonna show everyone
"I like my playthings... EXTRA DURABLE" I fucking love intonation of this line. Something between intense pleasure, unimaginable cruelty and profound insanity.
It’s just unadulterated intensity
You described it very well
Truly, there are fates worse than death
No insanity. He is enlightened, according to his chevos
Yup, thats a barbarian.
This barbarian is beyond chaotic good and evil, he is chaotic menace
He's Chaotic Yes
Nah, he's definitely Chaotic Evil XD
He's just smart enough to only torment villains, so he can get away with it
@@CajunCrustacean hahahahaha
I go chaotic neutral. So far the worst he has done is steal a horse and rip some hair off a little girl he just saved. If his targets weren’t such bad individuals he definitely be on the evil side of it.
@@cameronfreeman5592 bro obtained plot armor by delivering karma
1:21 C O N S U M E T H E E L I X I R
I just repeated that like 20 times lol
Ehahaha you fool!!! Now i can't never die!
@@AgungNurhadiMukti Good. *Cracks treetrunk of a neck* I like my playthings... extra durable..."
@@glynn4216Huh? *The barbarian turns around* Wait... What's that on your back?
Same here 😂@@furries4evaandeva
"sQuIrT oF lEmOn" we sure he isn't a bard too, cause the was some VICIOUS MOCKERY.
edit: spelling error oops, vicious, not viscous lol.
It also means he was behind that door listening all the way up to the little girl resisting death lol! He only saved her because he liked the cut of her jib.
*Vicious. If your lemon juice is viscous, you probably shouldn't be using it. Even in a potion of immortality.
@@rainman3768
thank you for pointing that out
even i missed the misspell
but now, i can't unsee it, and can't unimagine what a Viscous mockery would ACTUALLY be like
DM: "Roll another 2d6 psychic dmg"
Aflicted: "BUT THE CASTER IS DEAD! Wasn't this spell a Concentration!? HOW AM I STILL GETTING HURT!?"
DM: "I never said the spell was Concentration based. Untill you clean off the stuff, every "squelsh" from the goo that was squirted on you, will remind you of the scathing remark that hurt your brain..."
Aflicted: ...
DM: ".... It's "ewwwww dmg, yes...."
@@frakspikes2619 lol
Bro multiclassed
Note that he only killed one of the witches for the witch-chucks.
The lucky on died.
only one needed to die for hag to not be able to manifest her spells... And you know by now that he preffers his toys to be alive as long as possible
I like to think he told them to call a coin flip, and -slew- *granted final mercy to* the one who won.
*hag-chucks
@@cc_256so there's a chance that he'll force the other hag to drink te potion
Lmao. The way he said "sQuiRt oF LeMOn" at the end there. 😂
Yeah, that last second humiliation was to die for :P Still not as gruesome as the wet willy'd stone'd medusa though...
that sent me 😂
@@SeedlingNL oof. The wet willy one was... gruesome true. And hummiliating. Not even my worst most hated enemy deserves that. 😂
@@SonnyDarvish 😅😂
Its funny since 0:27 isnt actually us looking at her eye like you would think, but actually looking through it at the lich eye he ate
He hid it inside of his ass
And that second that he clinched his butt cheeks to hurt the witch solidify that further. As he said last time "I wanna feel you regenerate inside of me"
He didnt eat the eye... remember the bingo card list... put the hag eye in the brown eye =D
@ he ate the lich eye, which is what we see through the witch eye
Oh gosh... you're right... Love this Barbarian psycho.
This guy is a menace
My hero
A living legend
I had this exact thought just now.
Putting it lightly!
Dude really wants that bingo
The mocking "SqUiRt oF lEmOn" has my sides somewhere around Pluto from laughter, hoo boy that was good.
"You little shit!" Is becoming a staple in Dungeon Soup, I look for it every single time X'D
The vampire one is still the best "you little shit" so far 😅
It's a staple in my D&D games now too...
I still need to do a vampire for it
Fuck, this deserve for whole cartoon series on Adult Swim!
"I want 10 seasons of subpar garbage instead of one AMAZING episode a month."
fuck adult swim
I like how he kept his word showing the lich around like a live trophy. 😆
...wwrriggling for all to see.
maybe the lich dies cause of the ass scrunch might have destroyed the philoctory
@@moonshiners-cv6kd The hag eye is just that squishy. The phylactery is made of glass, and therefore resistant to destruction via pressure.
@@GeneGear the glass jar that blew up in that dudes ass says different yo
@@GeneGear i dunno were talking about the barbarian. His ass is probably that powerful and thats terrifying
The lich callback was pure gold. Always wondered where he was hanging out.
After seeing our green boi I was kinda expecting him to use a unicorn horn for something, scooping up the potion to make the hag drink or the like
Notice his eye when she saw inside his colon lol
I think he'll be hanging around for a long while yet. 😅
He DID save the little girl, he only took some hair once he learned that was all it needed. He is a chaotic good sadist
i mean chaotic good does often include trickster heroes this one just also has the brawn and sadism to be terrifying god of just deserts level instead of tricky ha ha you played yourself level
He's definitely not good. He's just a sadist who doesn't like other evil people.
@@sirellyn He's putting his psychosis to GOOD use.
I'd argue he's chaotic neutral. Neutral because the only motivations he has are towards his own goals; chaotic because he will violate all rules to achieve his goals
@@IchorousIcarus1 but you could argue that his goals usually bring positive outcome most of the times like killing evil creatures and he hasn't outright hurt a person out of evil intent on them. the most damning thing is the little girl
The barbarian is wearing a band of intellect isn't he. Setting his Intelligence to a minimum of 17 or18.
When monsters go to sleep, they check under their beds for the barbarian.
I'm not a monster but I just checked so I can sleep tonight...
No they don't, they might find him if they do that and then it would be their turn to hide and his to seek.
Note that when he pulls the sister's nunchaku, only ONE of them is dead.
He knew full well that killing one was enough to disable their magic spells, and purposely kept one alive just to make them suffer
Nice
Everyone focusing on the "squirt of lemon. " which to be fair is an amazing line. But the "CONSUME THE ELIXER." line gets me every time
GOOD.
I like my playthings EXTRA durable!
The fact that only one of the two “witch-chucks” is dead shows how our hero goes to great lengths to which he bends the rules without breaking them.
Barbarians giving off massive “fava beans” energy and I love it.
If he ever does another bingo card I hope “skinning a werewolf using a silver spoon” is on there.
Hopefully an evil werewolf and not some poor guy/girl that got cursed against their will.
"Don't worry child, I can *cure you,* all I need is this spoon"
@@bradonhoover3002 oh God (lol)
Whats fava beans
@@nichasmith7898 It's a reffrence to a movie. I forget what movie but there's a serial killar in it that says: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice kiante." Just look up that quote and you'll find it I'm sure.
The *_"Run Bitch, Run!"_* was kind of wholesome. The Lich out here trying to save others from a fate worse than Death
Lich redemption arc
@@MabusTiefsee The lich saw true evil and reformed his ways 😂
When his pupils contract, the barbarian is in full psycho mode. But at that point it's already too late to run. Reminds me of Brock Samson.
You cant outrun the Swedish killing machine!
The the Guild of Calamitous Intent has a category of death listed as death by Samson so I think that tells it all.
He's probably alternate universe Brock Samson.\Also, I have GOT to go back and finish Venture Bros one of these days.
"THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK"😂😂😂
@@matsug5704 The "Walking Swedish Murder Machine" line lives rent free in my head.
"So you hid it in a stupid dark cave, FOOL." Uh, ma'am that's his A-hole💀
took me a moment to realize that the eye in the "cave" was not the "scrying eye" just the Lich's phylactery further in.. If the lich is lucky, the barbarian will lose interest with him in favor for the immortal witch
Nah. It will only mean that lich will be turned into unending nutrition source. The guy is fucked any way.
Wait so it wasn't in the Barbarian's rectum?
@@WarpGhost92yeah the bingo card from the vampire episode seems to suggest the lich is being used for an infinite supply of jerky.
replenishable lich jerky.
I would otherwise agree with you, if not for that Barbarian. I think he'd just perfectly ensure that he kept up holding the lich hostage to make it insane before he lost interest.
that bingo card if getting filled FAST
"Rip out little girl's hair"...CHECK!
I'm scared for when he decides to fill the "Full on" Insano style spot.
Ok despite how terrifying all this is, he technically saved the little girl. And comforted her... after ripping some hair from her scalp. So surprisingly this interaction was the kindest we've seen The Barbarian.
one way you can play a morally good character with a lawful evil alignment lmao.
He is supposedly Chaotic Good, after all. He's a maniac but of course he still rescues the little girl in the end :D
Took me 3 rewatches of this video before I noticed 1 of the nunchuck sisters were dead already
She was the lucky one
The sister-chuks are a very nice touch.
I laughed my ass off at that!!
Half of the sister-chuks: kiIILll mmEe!
I love how the Barbarian chose the optimal path of killing just 1 of the hags and leaving the other one to suffer as a living weapon 😂😂
@Brondon96 I took me a minute to realize it, but when I did, it was all the funnier!!
It took me like three times watching it I I noticed that one of them was dead.😂 I was confused about all three sisters line till I went back.
That end when he turned around and you saw the Lich... like, oh shit. Thats the "Wriggling trophy for all to see".
The Barbarian is the entire chaotic party wrapped up in a single body. Barbarian strength, wizard knowledge and inteligence, rouge's sinister cleverness, paladin's thick cheeks, and the bard's witty banter
Especially the thick cheeks
@@DungeonSoup im guessing he also drank the immortality elixir so that he doesn't die before all the evil immortals
Don’t forget about the Warlock’s flexible morals.
@solardxgamer1692 NAH! The chad barbarian doesn't need or want an elixir immortality! He wants to conquer being mortal all on his own.
He is simply psycho-conan, but fuvking evil, and remeber conan was not a good person
1:50 want some lemon
The longer the series goes on the darker it gets. Love it
Ar this point he's getting some sort of divine portfolio
“Get your witch ass hands off that little girl” coming from a firm unsettling voice is pure comedy to me.
For all of her forbidden knowledge, she really should've picked up on Barbarian's intent.
She's literally a fey, this is like the genie not understanding ironic twists all over again.
i just now noticed that in the nunchucks one sister is actually dead and the other is kept alive for the lols
“…too slow” gets me every time. Dgaf bout the kid you ain’t gonna hit me lady
He could have caught here and saved here from a fall. Nope, he doesn't (care).
@@marcoottina654 He care enough not to let her be melted in the pot. He's done his job she's 'saved'.
I just realized we're looking through the eye at the back door...he still has the liches eye back there too
And once he's done parading the lich around, it'll be regrowing in there eternally...
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MARBLE. And then when I saw the Lich was like "Hmm, his eye looks kinda familiar.."
OMG you're right!!! 😱😂😂😂
Hag eye in the brown eye
Easily my favorite series on UA-cam. That cheevos card is filling up fast. It would be great if when he finally fills it out it unfolds showing it was only 1/4 of the whole sheet. That way we can get even more deranged Barbarian.
0:17 put on subtitles : it says *yeet* 😂
If you listen closely the wit h actually says it
@Broathonthewizard lol it does 😂
Im not sure why but continually pressing that is hilarious
Can confirm
Confirmed 😂
1:51 sQuIrT oF lEmOn.
AAAAAAA!
It kills me every time
He cast vicious mockery and rolled a nat 20.
@@yeetmanthe2nd529 *outro*
actually just rewatching this for the 4th or 5th time, its impressive the amount of control the barb has over his butt, he managed to crush the eye of the hag without crushing the liches phylactery (the eye that's visible when the hag looks through the scrying eye) and we know this because the lich is still alive impaled on his back at the end of the clip, what deep and fascinating lore.
Now THAT'S an ass I can get behind!😎
A lich survives the destruction of its phylactery, it just means it cannot respawn anymore. It may depend on the edition though.
The Barbarian petting and reassure the little girl is probably the only wholesome moment from him
Didn't he say in the first episode that he will make sure Lich won't hurt anyone again? The Barbarian is a bro 💪
The one thing you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT want to hear someone say when you brag about being immortal:
“Good.... I like my playthings EXTRA durable.”
😂😂😂
*rips hair off the little girl* shh it’s ok you’re safe now
0:26 you can see lich's eye in his digestive system too.😂
p sure that's the hag's scrying eye inside his........ other hole
@pugofwarbr no its her eyes vision. How can she see her own eye? Her eye and lichs eye looking at each other in his anus.
Digestive system. Yeah.
And some dump. You forgot the dump.
That makes it so much worse then, cause it implies he was able to shatter the scrying eye without damaging the Lich’s. Or that he was fine destroying both because now he has an immortal witch to torture.
I can't tell if he's a good guy or a bad guy
Thinking about it scares me
Antihero, much worse version of the punisher level antihero.
Why not both?
He's a good guy...just not a soft guy.
Lawful “good”, but only good because of how he games the rules, I suspect.
How awful goodness is.
Evil hides for a reason. Prostar.
It's fun rewatching these and seeing things you missed or get expanded upon
Like realizing the first Paladin video takes place AFTER he met the pegasus
Lol, the way he mercilessly ripped that little girls hair out and than comforted her, while giving off both a safe and menacing aura. This is Genius level story telling.
I love how the eye of the Lich is up his ass too when she looks through the wandering eye. lol
Ah that explains it!
So... does he have to re-insert it every day?
@@InfiniteDarkMass I believe the Hag's eye was being held by his anus while seeing the Lich's eye which is stuck in the wall.
@@InfiniteDarkMass I’m pretty sure that is the skeleton guys eye that’s on his back, so if he destroys the eye the skeleton guy can finally die. Which I guess he is extremely good at crushing things inside his butt because he obviously didn’t destroy the lich eye when he squeezed his cheeks 😂
I thought it was his stomach. lmao
Barbarian with that one level in bard to get vicious mockery
Yes
Of all the things amazing about this, I would like to talk about the voice acting.
You have some AMAZING range. Thanks for everything you do!
He actually did the druid stake thing.
Can't wait for the Barbarian-Paladin crossover
The unicorn vudeo
it happened already
watch the unicorn video
@@pepelaugh4091 Pally really didn't beat the pally allegations in that one
CG Barbarian is the hurricane you aim towards your enemies and pray he doesn't randomly switch directions.
I would say he is CN but he did consoled the little girl after pulling out her hair. 🤔
@@Celadonis-the-Lore-Seeker I mean, that would be the CHAOTIC in Chaotic Neutral.
@@leyrua 100% chaotic. I'd argue his sadism though makes it hard to classify him as 'good.' CN seems good to me.
Everyone always picks Chaotic Neutral because it's the least restrictive and maybe even seems the most realistic or believable as a character, but I agree, this dude is always targeting Evil foes and doing things like saving little girls for no apparent reward. If Good and Evil mean anything still (and maybe they don't, but that's a different convo), then I'd call our barb friend CG
CG. Fucked up, but CG.
I swear this Barbarian is gonna be responsible for this worlds first Adventurers Geneva Convention... Only to then feed that very rule book to the very first monster that tries to use it on him... A never ending cycle...
Just another bingo card. A geneva checklist
@@moldilocks2904 They have to constantly reprint and reissue new editions every month because the Barbarian gets creative with every new edition...
@@gruntmasterbroadcast "It's never a war crime, the first time." -The Fat Electrician
I am definitely gonna steal the concept of such character for my next D&D session.
He's so scary he makes villains pitiful.
He hears immortality and immediately his sadism grins 😅
I fear no man, but that "THING"... Scares me.
He is still carrying the lich on this back. The one he could have destroyed if he wanted too, but keeps alive just for the torture
Every video, he gets closer to the end of his bingo card
The classical piano as he reads the manual, its such a good touch
Those tiny glasses too
I love how much the Barbarian is an absolute nightmare for the malicious and evil Fantasy creatures he encounters, he's basically the Doom Slayer's funnier cousin
I LOVE this comparison! Pretty spot on, too!
I woudn't classify it as being funnier :D He is just Doom slayers cousin from Sword Coast :D
Doom Slayer: "what the fuck dude"
He is the very definition of "I'm glad he's on our side"
DM: This... this is just lore-accurate Conan the Barbarian.
Player: Correct.
Dm: ... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?
Player: *carves a path through the who's-who of the Monster Manual*
He probably beat up Volo just to get the monster lore.
Fun fact: The writer of Conan the Barbarian and HP Lovecraft where friends, and they claim there works take place in the same world, just at different points in time.
@@Lawsonomy1 "and they claim"
No, no they did not
My wife played a Cleric dragon horn. First goblin encounter. She rolled a nat 20 on strength proceeded to pick up a goblin my the face threw it against the wall held it there begging for breath. And proceeds to do her one breath weapon of the day. They were not goblins we failed on our perception. They were Dwarves! Innocent Dwarves!
the ending to these animations is always so dang funny, I have to rewatch them at least 10 times before i'm satisfied and return a few days later
The lich reappearance for continuity is golden! 😂👍🏻
The writing is pure fucking genius. Great job to the twisted minds behind this serie
who else checks the bingocard in the Hearse of Strahd video after each new episide comes out?
"Hag's eye in brown eye" *stamped*
When the Barbarian started reading a book, that's when I learned how screwed that Hag was. 😳
She literally "saw" the three red crimson flags of the barbarian
1- The barbarian have the INT to read a monster manual and worse know how to make use of his weaknesses
2- The barbarian doesn't mind causing a little pain if the end justifies it.
3- The barbarian literally give him the last ingredient to make the potion and WORSE he tell her to consume the potion.
The last straw was when he sees the lich, a glitch of his own possible hell, now life is hell at least for her and the lich.
1:13 so he does have morals, don’t “kill” kids
I like how he mocks the witch, just like she mocked the little girl.
The barbarians voice is perfect he knows he can't lose so he is bored and the only thing that make him excited is tourtuering immortal beings
He should keep some of that immortality potion...
not for him, but for his future... play things.
0:31 Little tiny reading glasses always slay me.
That's some impressive control he's got to destroy the hag eye and not the Litch's phylactery
Glad someone else noticed this.
I love that the witch wanted to toss the entire little girl into the cauldron despite only needing a single lock.
It makes her fate that much more delicious.
Why bothering with potion alone, when you can also make a soup along the way ?
That's why we tolerate torture-barb. He's an unrepentant monster, but he's _our_ unrepentant monster, and as long as he's remains pointed at other, less picky monsters, he's technically a force for good.
Technically.
I love how everything is coming around full circle. Keep up the good work.
Thanks so much!
I have seen it for 10 times now and that "SqUiRt Of LeMoN?" still gets me. This is his best clip so far.
Nah, I still think the Medusa is the best.
I'm a Genie enjoyer myself.
Its actualy even funnyer with english subtitles u guys added a bit of extra flair with it and its apriciated
Bro, these animations are so amazing. My sense of humor is hard to scratch. And this Barbarian does so every time without fail.