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  • @yna1nna
    @yna1nna 10 днів тому +2065

    they look like the dollar store grim reapers 😭

  • @bgin2n
    @bgin2n 10 днів тому +1448

    Next on confessions:
    Joey: Shinto Priest
    Garnt: Buddhist Monk
    Connor: Catholic father

    • @iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio
      @iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio 9 днів тому +143

      Joey : Bento Priest
      Garnt: Sadist Monk
      Connor: Chaotic Father

    • @konaqua122
      @konaqua122 9 днів тому +18

      Turns to anime nd titled: "Ghost Hunt"
      You're welcome.

    • @Cook1e00
      @Cook1e00 9 днів тому

      ​@@iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio garnt should be the incest monk

    • @Nov21-t2q
      @Nov21-t2q 9 днів тому +3

      yeah that's way better man

    • @ndyKong
      @ndyKong 9 днів тому +1

      I just realized why Garnt worn different because of your comment Orz
      Good to see Garnt respected his religion that he stayed loyal to his even when it is just for fun to dress like a nun/priest

  • @kab6754
    @kab6754 10 днів тому +1604

    With the hood up, Joey looks like the hacker in movies who doesn't explain how the hacking works

    • @Konatsuki_
      @Konatsuki_ 10 днів тому +47

      I remember Connor said this to Joey in an old episode but now it's actually looks accurate

    • @Adelka_Matlovcova
      @Adelka_Matlovcova 10 днів тому

      And connor looks like the average birmingham mugger

    • @gnt163
      @gnt163 10 днів тому +7

      like Elliot in Mr Robot?

    • @xk445g
      @xk445g 10 днів тому +35

      "I'm in"

    • @lgndk11r
      @lgndk11r 10 днів тому +11

      He just needs to wear glasses, and have the Matrix green letters scroll up on the lenses.

  • @devenlemend4599
    @devenlemend4599 10 днів тому +509

    1:12:14 i love how you can actively see the gears in garnts head turning as his poo memory is brought to the fore. great editing on the zoom in

    • @enriqueoliva2777
      @enriqueoliva2777 10 днів тому +46

      Lmao that zoom in was diabolical 😂

    • @4rl0ng
      @4rl0ng 9 днів тому +16

      I knew bro was up to something when the cam started zooming in

    • @grey_f98
      @grey_f98 9 днів тому +18

      the way his smile got wiped off his face as the realization sank in

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 8 днів тому +6

      1:10:40 1:13:35 this foreshadowing and callback is good

    • @lunameower
      @lunameower 7 днів тому +3

      The moment I saw that I immediately scrolled down to the comments hoping others noticed it

  • @SoSo-ul7ef
    @SoSo-ul7ef 10 днів тому +1227

    Connor acting like he's never done this before when joey's explaining LOL

    • @10mayat9june9
      @10mayat9june9 9 днів тому +66

      he hasn't father colin reads the confessions in his channel

    • @jesther2575
      @jesther2575 9 днів тому +44

      Wdym, you may be confusing father Colin with Connor here, they do look really alike.

    • @tuffy1992
      @tuffy1992 8 днів тому +1

      I love how he's just like "bro don't do that that's a terrible idea" as if it wasn't obvious lol

    • @s.asarhan5095
      @s.asarhan5095 8 днів тому +5

      Nah, that's Father Colin, they're nothing alike. Father Colin and Bubi are just Connor's idols.

    • @Scotburrows
      @Scotburrows 5 днів тому

      I think you're referring to Father Colin.

  • @anima05
    @anima05 9 днів тому +158

    "Garnt didn't need to confess this" as a chapter name absolutely killed me, good job guys :D

    • @DekuMav
      @DekuMav 6 днів тому +6

      Mudan definitely had a laugh with this while editing, hence why the zoom in and chapter title lmao

  • @nm2771
    @nm2771 10 днів тому +382

    The light shining on Connor’s face as he recites a confession about making a women shit herself for revenge just adds so much to this experience 😂

  • @masdyrenee1328
    @masdyrenee1328 6 днів тому +38

    My confession: I purposefully overfill medications at my pharmacy. Some people pay upwards of $400-600 for a 30 day supply for life-saving medications. I don't do it often enough to be caught and only do it with non-controlled medications. Everyone once in a while, I will also "accidentally not scan something out." 🤫
    I love US healthcare❤

    • @Nominomo2u
      @Nominomo2u 4 дні тому +5

      Speaking as someone who both needs prescriptions like these and has lost people to the lack of money to buy them, thank you. I guarantee you have saved someone a lot of pain. (Also I like ur venti pfp

  • @AlexL-T
    @AlexL-T 10 днів тому +212

    Lol the fact that they said just "add the packet" means no, they haven't made their own chili.

    • @amiracle3390
      @amiracle3390 9 днів тому +16

      Chili is legit so easy too I made a bomb ass ons my first try 😂

    • @kactus1889
      @kactus1889 8 днів тому +3

      they're me when I lie 😂

  • @GinTheCerberus
    @GinTheCerberus 10 днів тому +198

    "She got in a car accident trying to rush to a bathroom. She said she shitted her pants." - Trash Taste 2025

  • @okurinsreviews7049
    @okurinsreviews7049 10 днів тому +501

    0 seconds and already talking about shit. God I love trash taste

  • @BroskiMcBrosef
    @BroskiMcBrosef 7 днів тому +15

    the outfits are actually a nice change of pace and i appreciate it (:

  • @RomnysGonzalez
    @RomnysGonzalez 10 днів тому +266

    People having a meltdown on the mom who allow his kid to skip ONE DAY OF SCHOOL BRO. It was just one freaking day why people were so hostile towards the mom for rewarding her kid for being a good kid giving him a day off.

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 10 днів тому +70

      I mean it's not a good habit to promote, but it's hardly the worst thing a parent has done to influence their kid, and they're probably gonna have a better relationship down the line. People are just overreacting as usual.
      If there's one thing I learned about these "ask and answer" subreddit (confession, AITA, etc). The people on there are so self-righteous and stuck in their own opinions, they make Joey on his worst of days look like nothing. Your confession could be like "I stole a candy bar when I was 5 from a family owned candy store" and they'll be telling you to serve a life in jail.

    • @amiracle3390
      @amiracle3390 9 днів тому +11

      Seriously have ppl never heard of a mental health day 😭

    • @cheyennemoore8380
      @cheyennemoore8380 9 днів тому +14

      Probably mad they don't have a parent like her

    • @4rl0ng
      @4rl0ng 8 днів тому +12

      Redditors being mad for no reason? Isn't the first time tbh.

    • @Ma_Na_art
      @Ma_Na_art 8 днів тому +4

      I think it's because. Sometimes our moral standards are dictated by what the law was while growing up.
      There's countries that have missing school considered an offence. So many people take that as a bad thing to do no matter the circumstsnce

  • @tiltedleft3306
    @tiltedleft3306 10 днів тому +176

    Most of the time when a person is being rude at a restaurant they are either trying to scam free food or push employees into doing something they can sue the restaurant for. It might be satisfying at the time to get revenge but in the end you are just playing into their hands.

    • @UnimportantAcc
      @UnimportantAcc 10 днів тому +19

      100% don't give in to anything

    • @Cheezybrie
      @Cheezybrie 10 днів тому +18

      Yeah if it was an allergy and not Intolerance the restaurant is liable, and if they can prove you did it on purpose you'll be liable for damages, and at worst even be liable for their death.

    • @LithFox
      @LithFox 10 днів тому

      It can also just be a bad day. I’ve seen that happen

    • @tiltedleft3306
      @tiltedleft3306 10 днів тому +2

      @ It's true, though the example given in the video said she was a repeat customer who was consistently difficult. My sister and some of her friends would do this. You keep pushing and pushing until an employee snaps and then free crap starts raining down on you. I haven't gone anywhere with her in over a decade and she still calls me to tell me about her latest haul. it's a good scam if you can stomache the cringe.

    • @ZHibiki
      @ZHibiki 9 днів тому +4

      Like Connor said, in the moment yeah sure its funny and think it's deserved and whatever but yeah consequences might very well be bigger than one anticipates and one should not try to directly disregard people's health

  • @snoork
    @snoork 10 днів тому +328

    i jus know connor recommended this idea after his confession streams
    also the fits are drippy

  • @gooifgeffpawkek
    @gooifgeffpawkek 9 днів тому +103

    Around 6 months ago my younger brother died after his (presumably) misread the app and ordered a coffee with milk instead of soy milk from his university dining hall. The allergic attack happened less than an hour after he drank the coffee and he was gone within a few minutes of symptoms beginning. Obviously his allergies were incredibly severe beyond lactose intolerance but tampering with food that could be allergens is super dangerous ):

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 9 днів тому +17

      So sorry for your loss 😞

    • @noname-bu3dv
      @noname-bu3dv 8 днів тому +7

      im so sorry to hear about your loss. ill hug my brother a little tighter next time

    • @thomgizziz
      @thomgizziz 8 днів тому +4

      Right... if you have an allergy that bad then you have usually more than one epi pen on you at all times

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 8 днів тому +4

      @@thomgizziz and I never heard of people dying to lactose intolerance either.

    • @ClockwerkMan
      @ClockwerkMan 7 днів тому +4

      ​@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas could have been a legit allergy, perhaps to a milk protein. But yeah, sounds a little odd.

  • @TealVelvet
    @TealVelvet 10 днів тому +80

    Joey went from being "The Anime Man" to "The Anime Amen"

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 9 днів тому

      What would the theme song be? And would Joey & the bros sing?

    • @EnhancedTrashBin
      @EnhancedTrashBin 9 днів тому +6

      @@kadosho02 Halo theme song

    • @garrenty_35
      @garrenty_35 7 днів тому +2

      The amen man

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 7 днів тому

      @@EnhancedTrashBin alrighty then 🎵🎶

  • @Subird
    @Subird 10 днів тому +185

    This is one of the best 30 second opening in the entire history of this podcast

  • @sweetlittlepotato629
    @sweetlittlepotato629 10 днів тому +72

    While I am not lactose intolerant (like in general sense), I can not have milk or milk products at all, because they make me horribly sick causing bad cold, cough and high fevers, knocking me out for a week at least and I was glad that Connor bring up the nuanced point of not ignoring a person's health at 17:17 because I really don't want someone to serve me something where I have to deal with the consequences, just because someone was having bad day at work. (And you should not be a karen to other people in any case)

    • @wimpwritingwhump
      @wimpwritingwhump 10 днів тому +36

      I used to work at a coffee place (not gonna name names) and got bullied out because I called out two employees who were switching out almond/soy milk for real milk just because they thought the customers were being pretentious. Ngl I shouted at them and reported them to management. They could’ve really hurt someone doingthat.

    • @sweetlittlepotato629
      @sweetlittlepotato629 10 днів тому +15

      @wimpwritingwhump you are the true one man, I am so sorry you got bullied for that.

    • @Zelmel
      @Zelmel 9 днів тому +5

      Yeah. As someone with an admittedly uncommon food allergy (and also severe lactose intolerance), the last thing I need is some ass intentionally poisoning me (because that's what it is if they're made aware before hand) because they're having a bad day or think I'm "making it up" or whatever.

    • @330paige
      @330paige 8 днів тому +6

      I agree but my boyfriend has an Cow's milk protein allergy not an intolerance so every time Starbucks get mad when I ask for no dairy I get so annoyed that I just stop going to Starbucks. I worked in food service for like 12 years so I would rather just not return to a business than go there again if they cant figure out my order, plus I tell them its a extreme allergy.

    • @assas1nscreed
      @assas1nscreed День тому +2

      I was so confused as to how they couldn't comprehend that someone can be ALLERGIC to dairy, not just intolerant

  • @lolalane69420
    @lolalane69420 3 дні тому +3

    with the skipping school one, I think it's totally justified. My mum used to take me and my sister out of school on our birthdays and it was always such a fun thing to feel like we were doing something a little bit bad with her permission. It definitely made for great bonding and I'd always rather have those memories than the collective 12 or so days we missed. It's not like it affected our education anyway

    • @trancepeirce3107
      @trancepeirce3107 3 дні тому

      I recall near the end of every year, a quarter of my classes were gone because their parents took the entire family traveling for vacation.

  • @arnavdahal3847
    @arnavdahal3847 9 днів тому +10

    For the people who didnt ask. In the lawn mowing segment at about 36 mins cutting them in that manner actually makes the lawn look fuller and strengthens the grass from their roots so he was indeed hustling and making a good impact. Yes my knowledge does come from a random yt short that i watched god knows when. Funny brain remembering weird stuff moment. cool.

  • @Zen_Phantom
    @Zen_Phantom 10 днів тому +288

    Fun fact:- Small kangaroos are called joey

    • @SAYTON2
      @SAYTON2 10 днів тому +33

      I fucking knew it! Every time i type "joey" kangaroo emoji show up 🦘🦘🦘

    • @MilkeyPotato
      @MilkeyPotato 10 днів тому +5

      this makes way too much sense

    • @InugamiTheHound
      @InugamiTheHound 10 днів тому +3

      OMG joey are so cute and I love them so much same with wallaby. I wish I could pet one so badly

    • @enseventealp
      @enseventealp 10 днів тому +9

      This feels surreal being an Aussie and very much knowing this and the comments attached to this one being super surprised.

    • @riv7797
      @riv7797 10 днів тому +1

      @@enseventealp I'm pretty sure this has been mentioned on the podcast before so I don't think this should be that surprising for them

  • @Aman_Mondal
    @Aman_Mondal 6 днів тому +8

    1:48:16 This last confession is beyond Cursed 💀. First of all that confession second of all Deku looking at us like that 💀

    • @rowan4097
      @rowan4097 4 години тому +1

      yeh man what the hell was that?? gonna scar me for life

  • @wirowacz3452
    @wirowacz3452 7 днів тому +4

    The foreshadowing with zoom ups on garnt during the McDonald's incident confession leading up to his story is peak cinema

  • @turtleturb3752
    @turtleturb3752 10 днів тому +17

    Love the in-sync moment Grant and Connor have at 2:25

  • @Jaireaw
    @Jaireaw 9 днів тому +10

    I just realize that listening to trash taste as a relax podcast while eating is a bad idea

  • @davidwoloshyn
    @davidwoloshyn 9 днів тому +10

    Speaking about the roommate one, I had to move last year and the person I ended up rooming with, I don’t know how he even was still alive. He lived like a bum. I tried to talk to him about the things he would/wouldn’t do that were like common sense and he just didn’t care, if anything he got mad that I kept calling him out for his behaviour. He moved out at the start of the year and it has been infinitely easier to keep things nice and clean and not deal with a man-child.

  • @cjc872
    @cjc872 10 днів тому +23

    In the UK (and I'm sure elsewhere) there are catering catalogues where you can buy pre-prepared meals which you microwave, boil, etc. That person was doing this with extra steps and less than profit margin.

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 10 днів тому +7

      That's like hellofresh. Buying preprepared meals isn't the issue they're talking about.
      Bro there is just dropshipping food.

    • @trancepeirce3107
      @trancepeirce3107 3 дні тому

      most fast food are also preprepared

  • @Hani_Hissam
    @Hani_Hissam 9 днів тому +13

    the shining light on connor's face cracks me up, he definite look like a real priest xD

  • @Flame.island
    @Flame.island 10 днів тому +35

    Trash taste and poop is a match made in Heaven

  • @OXR1200
    @OXR1200 6 днів тому +3

    I got out of a ticket after being pulled over, on my way to work. The cop got a call for an emergency domestic violence call. I saw the cop an hour later when I when to pick up a patient to get X Rays in the Emergency Department. He laughed when he saw me.

  • @Blam92
    @Blam92 9 днів тому +5

    That gradual, subtle, zoom in on Garnt at 1:12:14 was diabolical 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pm4905
    @pm4905 9 днів тому +25

    The boys should do an episode where they confess to each other about the lies they’ve told each other and then the others could share their own POV’s of the situations 😂

    • @wirowacz3452
      @wirowacz3452 7 днів тому +4

      I feel like they do this every other episode like Connor confessing that he didn't watch certain shows even tho in the show he said he did

  • @DrInconvenience
    @DrInconvenience 10 днів тому +4

    @1:33:17 - The fire alarm at secondary school (12-18 years old - UK)! Ours never brought the fire brigade, but put on a full on fire drill response with Marshals (Teachers etc.) running around checking the school. Everybody out into the playground/fields. We actually practiced the drill once or twice a year. Fire alarm was pulled multiple times during my time! Instant suspension if you were caught - cameras in most places

  • @DarrenDayo0903
    @DarrenDayo0903 10 днів тому +10

    Connor truly a man of the lord, look at how the light shines on him. Bless thou Welsh man.

  • @1009kking
    @1009kking 8 днів тому +4

    As someone who has been roofied in a party before, whether it be real or fake, I wish the bartender saw the person who drugged me and switched the drinks

  • @cha_21
    @cha_21 9 днів тому +33

    “Sir.... You're Capping” will probably be my favourite word to use now 😂

  • @huttserl
    @huttserl 10 днів тому +87

    HELL YEA CONNOR RECOMMENDED IDEA FOR SURE

    • @gantisebeatz
      @gantisebeatz 4 дні тому +1

      how comes ???

    • @Hecklezz
      @Hecklezz 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@gantisebeatzbecause he has done this numerous time on his own stream and uploaded them as UA-cam videos as well.

  • @Kira6Sato
    @Kira6Sato 9 днів тому +3

    As much as I love being able to watch their podcast early, these official releases are just too good.❤

  • @Keaixiaoen0919
    @Keaixiaoen0919 9 днів тому +6

    The stories about the waitress, and the rude roommates really hit home with me.
    I'm in China studying and had an American roommate who was just obnoxious with his girlfriend. He would invite her to the dorm every day and they would be lovey-dovey every second. If you ever had a talk with your girl where you confess things and be extra romantic, they basically did that multiple times a day.
    As foreigners we're able to change our dorms easily because of potential cultural clashes. They thought we would get along because we're both American but I've been in China for so much longer than him. Im probably 30% Chinese in terms of habits at this point.
    Luckily, I changed my dorm to some Japanese guy who's pretty cool

  • @alain_kuni
    @alain_kuni 9 днів тому +6

    This was the BEST trash taste episode in a while
    Omg this episode was good

  • @50M3T3A
    @50M3T3A 9 днів тому +5

    29:09 you guys feel sorry for the other woman?
    40:45 garnt confessing grandly
    41:49 connor has cravings
    43:10 rare chad connor moment(w advice tbh)
    43:50 garnt being introspective(also a w)(psychoanalysis?)
    49:23 joey laughs(high pitched)
    53:00 everyone nitpicking on the wording(which is correct)
    57:45 Joey committed fraud

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 10 днів тому +26

    The poop at Maccas sounds like Sco Mo who shit himself at Maccas in 1997

    • @SiilanPies
      @SiilanPies 4 дні тому +1

      After the intro, I was convinced Joey would bring this up. Imagine my disappointment.

  • @Overthinking_Anime
    @Overthinking_Anime 9 днів тому +6

    With the cheese cake waitress story, the thing that really stuck out to me is the fact she said they were "basically" dating.
    So.... you weren't dating.... you were just a stalker....

  • @dfmrcv862
    @dfmrcv862 6 днів тому +1

    Bro, if you're with your dog at McDonald's, just ask for a patty on its own. Don't give 'em ice cream.

  • @DelCause
    @DelCause 10 днів тому +6

    The brit chick that resold heatwave meals, she did the equivallent of real-life dropshipping of food.

  • @IssaHudgins
    @IssaHudgins 9 днів тому +3

    I had a roommate who was ALLERGIC to milk. Like he would instantly break out in rashes if he had milk splashed on him. He got put in the system and his foster made him eat a cheeseburger and he ended up in the hospital. So mixing drink orders is NOT good.

  • @Weebfox
    @Weebfox 8 днів тому +4

    240 episodes of a lot of poop talk and this is finally the one that genuinely made me feel nauseous 😭😂

  • @homiwaliid
    @homiwaliid 10 днів тому +3788

    The top comment is gay

  • @HemangDevSingh
    @HemangDevSingh 10 днів тому +12

    25:44 Bro that title itself is penny from The Big Bang Theory and of course she worked at the Cheesecake Factory 😂

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 9 днів тому +3

      I was wondering why it sounded familiar

  • @T4ZSK1
    @T4ZSK1 5 днів тому +1

    I had to stop listening to this episode at work because I nearly burst out laughing at Garnt's story.

  • @MyVanir
    @MyVanir 9 днів тому +7

    The bartender thing is not a confession, it's a brag, even if it's real.

  • @nanamarley9601
    @nanamarley9601 5 днів тому

    After garnt's confession and that guy with his friend, may that kind of love find all of you guys because who knows what that kinda encouragement could mean for some people. I know I would've loved that

  • @zh.6795
    @zh.6795 10 днів тому +8

    Connor's dorm stories are back. He told you pissing on the pots story in some of the first podcasts

  • @JustAGuyDrawing
    @JustAGuyDrawing 10 днів тому +11

    The slow zoom in on Garnt while they were talking about the poop on the floor was absolute gold 🤣

  • @massam9343
    @massam9343 2 дні тому

    2:24 i love the synchronization of garnt and connor here regarding how to make chili

  • @GatsuRage
    @GatsuRage 9 днів тому +6

    50:36 except dogs cannot digest milk it causes them parasites this also happens to cats so that very miss conception of ppl that giving milk to ur cat or dog is good for them it's not. Granted it needs to be excessive amount for this to be harmful to ur pet which is why ppl just ignore this with that stupid mindset of "its just a lil bit" when that lil bit happens every day or once a week or whatever for 7+ years it will affect ur pet big time. Please be careful with what u feed ur pet unless u want to spend money on the vet when ur pet gets sick when it gets older.

    • @staynemarkov8375
      @staynemarkov8375 4 дні тому

      Yeah but if you try to tell that to people on the Internet, you are a party pooper and you should just let the dog suffer

  • @sandilemlambo5701
    @sandilemlambo5701 10 днів тому +33

    This is not Connor's first rodeo. He has about two videos on his ConnerDawg channel and they are the funniest

  • @cmdrjanjalani
    @cmdrjanjalani 10 днів тому +7

    The McDonald's scenario happened to me at 18, the only slightly better thing is that my underwear caught most of the shit so I just dumped it in the bin. I had to cut class though and go home because my pants got some AoE and didn't want to go to school with shit stains.

  • @freestylejake
    @freestylejake 10 днів тому +23

    they got the dark souls Holy set on

  • @LyriaSiders
    @LyriaSiders 9 днів тому +5

    I understand the guy who pretended to be deaf. I once pretended to be German to get out of talking to a charity organisation person... I still don't know why my brain went there.

  • @smallppsimpking4838
    @smallppsimpking4838 10 днів тому +11

    We listen and we don't judge

  • @DacianGradaMusic
    @DacianGradaMusic 2 дні тому

    About the "fake restaurant" thing, I believe it is how it works in most big cities, at least in America (plenty of videos documenting and going through these "businesses"); sadly it's not illegal as long as they pass the required inspections, it's often just one food truck that does meals for many "restaurants" in delivery apps and people ordering are none the wiser. They got the term right: it's "Ghost Kitchen" and it's definitely messed up and potentially dangerous, but it exploits a legal loophole of sorts so it's "fine", unfortunately.

  • @hidrego98
    @hidrego98 10 днів тому +5

    Kudos to the editor for the zoom in at 1:12:14

  • @AdBlock-xl3tt
    @AdBlock-xl3tt 10 днів тому +39

    Why do people always call it karma whenever someone deliberately takes revenge on someone? The whole point of karma is that it's supposed to happen naturally as a result of your own actions without any intervention from other people.

    • @ClockwerkMan
      @ClockwerkMan 7 днів тому +4

      That's a wild interpretation. Karma in common english parlance is just negative consequences. Doesn't matter if it's from a person, an animal, or an act of nature.
      In Hinduism, it's a theoretical measurement of your success or failure in living up to your Dharma

  • @dostrimos5636
    @dostrimos5636 10 днів тому +7

    Connor looks evil in that outfit, looks like he could raise taxes

  • @1Hame_fan_harif1
    @1Hame_fan_harif1 10 днів тому +7

    2:26 is peak cinema

  • @huttserl
    @huttserl 10 днів тому +2

    the subtle zooming in on garnt, foreshadowing the poo story LMAOO

  • @Captain_Juno_VT
    @Captain_Juno_VT 10 днів тому +7

    Confessions this is going to be Biblical rollercoaster.

  • @camden2051
    @camden2051 9 днів тому +4

    I like how Joey didn’t mention how he also traded fake cards in school (from a previous trash taste story)

    • @flooboo1502
      @flooboo1502 9 днів тому +1

      He did, he named the fake exodia story at 57:57

  • @shino9551
    @shino9551 10 днів тому +11

    Next time each one of you should add one own confession and try to guess which ones are yours.

  • @alialluaibi3008
    @alialluaibi3008 10 днів тому +63

    We need another figure buying episode !

    • @blaque-n6n
      @blaque-n6n 10 днів тому +1

      Hell yeah

    • @TheSpongyMallard
      @TheSpongyMallard 10 днів тому +11

      I agree, but it needs restrictions. It’s not fun when they have unlimited budget.

  • @ajiteshgupta23
    @ajiteshgupta23 10 днів тому +9

    28:07 brother connor do be looking like an alien

  • @rapchee
    @rapchee 9 днів тому +1

    being buzzed on a plane is nice, it helps with the anxiety and potential ear pain too

  • @pennyinheaven
    @pennyinheaven 9 днів тому +1

    Garnt’s poop story also happened to my friend, I am not trying to cover it up as my story, it was my friend. One thing I guess being South East Asian is we use water a lot. So when that happened to my friend, they were able to clean the toilet with water. I’m more horrified that Garnt cleaned his with tissues. They said it happened at a gas station - many angry looks thrown at them because they took so long using the restroom.
    My friend was very comfortable telling this to me. Had a great laugh with this story.

  • @shrehash8058
    @shrehash8058 10 днів тому +13

    Finally the fucking patreon and main channel are separated content wise, that for once the non patreon people don't feel left out

    • @Gsjsjdhkslsls
      @Gsjsjdhkslsls 10 днів тому +2

      After Dark contents are still behind patreon pay wall 😔

  • @BettyFisher-gy4sk
    @BettyFisher-gy4sk 10 днів тому +32

    Awesome job! Your dedication makes us all proud.

  • @sable-simp6837
    @sable-simp6837 2 дні тому

    (One minute into the video) Absolutely love this format on Connor's channel but seeing you guys do it is on another level entirely. Sequel when? O.o

  • @fc-fritz
    @fc-fritz 10 днів тому +3

    44:40 With the attiutude of "The pissing guy" I think if he directly told him to stop, next time he would probably just piss his bed or something like that

  • @dustnoiseplays
    @dustnoiseplays 10 днів тому +2

    That was such a fun episode, thank you guys

  • @sharibyaku
    @sharibyaku 9 днів тому +1

    59:00 exactly. Playing RuneScape as a child between 2005-2007 made me a paranoid individual. You learn to never fall for scams ever again

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel 9 днів тому +1

    That bikini picture one was one of the easiest ones. "Am I a bad person?" Yes. 100% no mitigating factors, obvious yes.

  • @daisylopez5845
    @daisylopez5845 10 днів тому +4

    The fits lowkey go hard 💀

  • @TheSwanies
    @TheSwanies 7 днів тому

    39:52 I have experienced this as well. Asked some dapper guy in an expensive alcohol import store for a sake. Thought he worked there because all the staff were dapper.
    Nope, probably just some high-class Japanese dude looking for a flask of expensive foreign wine for his home dinner or something. Still helped me before giving up and finally asking staff for me. What a champ

  • @greaterpainter7996
    @greaterpainter7996 День тому

    My parents did the same thing with chili. They go to a chili cook off every year, and one year they didn't have time to cook any. They bought a catering size portion of chili from Wendy's and won 1st place.

  • @Nykryian
    @Nykryian 10 днів тому +4

    Garnt shitting on the floor is the most diabolical

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 9 днів тому

      I have been to a club bathroom, and they are not comfortable. It is such a small space. If you're not feeling well. You will need a prayer.
      They are not made for patrons to sit and go, usually they think folks will go in and be right out

  • @kasenibaraki3770
    @kasenibaraki3770 10 днів тому +20

    0:13 *Holy music stops*

  • @djfedora7161
    @djfedora7161 3 дні тому

    I love how Connor is retelling a story from Episode 12 and he doesn’t realize that it’s the same story.

  • @aurorabennett2023
    @aurorabennett2023 9 днів тому +1

    15:11 bro as someone who works in kitchens, you want people who get sick to call you, cause if you cause it then you can lose your place

  • @MANTISxB
    @MANTISxB 4 дні тому

    > Put the packet in and add some spices
    Bro you just made a LOT of people angry lmaooooo

  • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
    @Che1seabluesdrogba11 9 днів тому +1

    Connor not getting drinks or getting drunk at the airport if the flight gets delayed is insane

  • @Seko-ow2ml
    @Seko-ow2ml 10 днів тому +5

    Took me a few seconds to register garnt saying "I've done this"

  • @autumnatic6507
    @autumnatic6507 10 днів тому +1

    48:00 Brought me back to when I used to live in an apartment complex in NC, they had a gym and sauna for residents that was always empty

  • @janileeanthony6963
    @janileeanthony6963 10 днів тому +10

    Opening with poop 💩 nothing but absolute class from the boiis! 😂🤣

  • @KOFNY
    @KOFNY 10 днів тому +2

    Garnt is NEVER beating the Redditor allegations.

  • @jackbarnes4103
    @jackbarnes4103 7 днів тому +1

    Permanent records where a thing in my old school district in the US, had mine read to me upon doing stuff in high school. They pulled up memories form elementary they weren’t present for.

  • @Revanchist-l2k
    @Revanchist-l2k 10 днів тому +3

    Garnt has now been a monk of two different religions

  • @randomcommenterhaha7889
    @randomcommenterhaha7889 10 днів тому +2

    they should keep this brotherhood concept every episode

  • @RodrigoBarrazaNunez
    @RodrigoBarrazaNunez 8 днів тому

    The close up on Garnt before he confessed:
    Absolute Cinema

  • @Zcomet47-i6x
    @Zcomet47-i6x 10 днів тому +4

    Go now, Child of Sithis. Walk in the shadow of fear, and bring glory to our Dread Father.