- Naked except for a funny hat - Fist weapons, always - Chased everywhere by swarms of regular mobs they just ran past - Glitchy cliff diving - Kills a boss creature in 3 hits using super optimized counter-build - Dies to one of the regular mobs chasing them in a brief moment of inattention Yup, ticks all the boxes
"Hear me, Demigods. My children beloved. Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God. But should ye fake the funk on a nasty dunk, ye will be forsaken. Amounting only to sacrifices..." -Queen Marika (paraphrased)
Especially when you hit one of the bigger ones and they chase you like a rolling pikachu monster, if they don't run you over (even while you're on torrent) they will instead electric shock the hell out of you.
@@MasterPhnxC You have to initiate, they are peaceful unless you attack them first. Then they start rolling after you and won't stop until you are dead.
Oh my goodness... the dynamic motions were delightful. One of the best yet in terms of clear growth of skill in animation. It was just a fun time, lol.
I know that whenever life it rough, work is just bad, or I just generally feel very very overwhelmed. I can just watch this video and remember it’s ok to laugh and be happy
This is the best one so far. The mixed songs on this one is just top notch. Plus the idea of making it basketball related its nuts. Good Job men. Patrion?
I... actually threw freezing pots the first time I saw that specific furnace giant, because you know... I thought it would work. And he was like "Are you trying to do something or...?"
0:03 Welcome to a pain in the ass route you can get to by going from Castle Ensis into a poison swamp and through a cave. 0:06 You will get harassed a lot by flies. I don't remember now, but I think on this route there is an entire town of those things. Or maybe it is in another riverside location. Either way. Not a fan of those things. They are a result of a nasty disease that plagued Hornsent and caused many of them to turn into those things. My advice. Watch out for those that spit, they are deceptively dangerous. Also this is out favorite min maxxer waifu episode. 0:20 There are lots of waterfalls here you will die on if you miss some jumps. 0:28 And our favorite rolling goats are back too. With a vengeance. 0:29 Quick message for Karma Farming probably so she gets healed when someone updoots her. I guess that's how redditors think life works. 0:31 And in this location is a special kind of cancer. A Furnace Golem with shoes (not those kinds, Iron ones) and you cannot hurt it by hitting legs. You have to use another strat that is way, WAY worse. 0:40 What she used here is a Hefty Furnace Pot you can make out of Furnace Golem mask and some other ingredients. You can find a cookbook for it at the start of the DLC in scorched ruins. They deal HEAVY damage to those Golems when you manage to throw them into their basket on their head. The issue? You need to be on an elevated location and wait for the Furnace Golem to approach the ledge while it can fire mortar rounds at you from it's head and give you a meteor shower. So sadly it's not as easy as it looks here. And I dearly wish it was. These things are genuinely awful. And the worst insult is that you need 2-3 pots to kill them. Stupid. 0:48 Jump over their wave attacks. Then again, with this one you should watch out for Meteor Shower. 0:52 Torrent vibing and contributing nothing else with his non existent poise. 1:09 Not once did it use meteor shower. 1/10. Really unrealisitc. 1:17 This is Vengeance btw. There are rolling goats here that are gargantuan. It is pointless to fight them so... do not bother. 1:20 Torrent you graceless traitor.
Is this the one by the ruins itself? The shoe guy was in a totally different spot where I had to get launched over a ledge, after the Death Bird fight. Theres another one of these damn things??
@@shkotayd9749 There is another one near Manus Metyr Cathedral. This one though seems to be the Golem you have to fight before going to Cerulean Coast. I assume it's a mix of both the Charo one and Cerulean one as it is quite impossible to throw those pots into Cerulean one's head. So I assume Carbot combined both furnace Golems here.
@@AzraelSoulHunter I didnt realize till now the Metry one was a shoe giant lol. Met him early and gave up on him some time ago. When you spirit spring up to the ledge, looking at the wall, to the front left theres a place to hide from the artillery6 barrage. He'll walk up and then try to jump swipe you. But if you are o your hourse you can avoid and toss three hefty furnace pots in in about 2s just as he gets off another. Run and hide as he dies and the fire hits. Took me a couple tries but I got it lol.
A little status bar with a basketball symbol next to it appeared and slowly started filling in his episode. When it fully filled, I was afflicted with *!SICK NASTY!* Well done, Tarnished!
Fun fact: Mario 64's Slider Theme is basically the music that troll level makers have decided is the official music for the worst parts of their levels (the "anti-softlocks" where you have to do some difficult precision stuff in order to die so you can respawn back at the checkpoint instead of starting over). So it actually very well fits into Elden Ring, given that it is basically a troll game.
I love how at the end I was like "and then somebody stomps on him in his moment of victory...." .......uh..... and then somebody stomps on him in---" ---STOMP *ram procedes to continue the danse ---ah, yes; there we go.
That athletic/boxer Elden Fighter (what do you call Elden Ring heroes?) seems to be unstoppable. Nobody can keep up with her, just that golden sheep it seems.
Oh have i been there for that one. But this is the competent Tarnished... and Lucky as heck. I've had runs at them where they didnt do that attack for a while.. and onces where i would have been burned to a crisp if not for the flame prelate's armor and flames protection incantations
Watched this several times but only just noticed that at the beginning of the video, it's like a Torrent pool floatie going down the river lmao. So much attention to detail in these videos!
I remember reading in either one of those notes they give you or an item description that these guys are weak to hefty fire pots. I just wouldn’t believe it. They had to be weak against ice or water like literally every other video game has taught us since the 80s. Nope. Hefty fire pots launched from above. Damn, you Miyazaki.
Why do I feel like Carbot had the most fun animating this episode?
It’s definitely the most goofy
@@justsomeguy6336hots nazeebo rap was the most goofy carbot animation ever...
someone injected them with just a little bit of that TerminalMontage juice
@@justsomeguy6336 Mohgwyn Palace one pretty silly too 🤭
@@fooguwu I love Carbot, TerminalMontage and Flashgitz :')
Ah yes killing the fire enemy by using it's weakness. Even more fire
overheating the engine.
Literally tried hefty ice pots and thought pots are not the solution 😂
Overloading machinery.
Everything melts at some point.
Makes about as much sense as using the rot to kill the rot goddess
Overheating is a serious problem.
thats what it feels like to watch any elden ring gameplay of a speedrunner
Choas diver huh?
@@rennac3152 vera liberates!!!!
It really is ngl xD
@@rennac3152 vera liberates!!!
- Naked except for a funny hat
- Fist weapons, always
- Chased everywhere by swarms of regular mobs they just ran past
- Glitchy cliff diving
- Kills a boss creature in 3 hits using super optimized counter-build
- Dies to one of the regular mobs chasing them in a brief moment of inattention
Yup, ticks all the boxes
The Torrent is the real star of this episode
Torrent always been mvp
Since we got him from Melina: Always has been
@@jonbaxter2254 Torrent is goodest boi
I love The Torrent
Now if only we could make him worth a damn in the actual game so he doesn't get deleted by every light breeze that touches him 🙄
Miyazaki heard the phrase "Fight fire with fire". OHHH that's exactly what we should do!
Mother, wouldst thou truly lordship sanction in one so bereft of Game?
LMAO >__
Top comment!!!
"Mother... Marika.. A dunk... On thee..."
"Witless tarnished, why covet destined dunk? To score what?"
"Hear me, Demigods. My children beloved. Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God. But should ye fake the funk on a nasty dunk, ye will be forsaken. Amounting only to sacrifices..."
-Queen Marika (paraphrased)
I need a gif of that horse headbang 0:51
Or one of those 10 hour loop videos!
I was about to write this exact same thing lol
Beating some epic enemy and dying to some bullshit fodder, classic elden ring
Dogs! Those stupid dogs. Damn those lowly agile beasts. Imagine dog treats being a thing
Worse, just wildlife.
Just craft
Dont protest 🎉@@insaincaldo
Super 3D Space Jam World 64 is the song for those who are interested
The Real Hero of the Comments Section
Well shoot... I'll just delete my other comment now... thanks. 😅
oh thanks! I was going to assume it was the Carbot team doing their own mashup. Well, the Space Jam Mario mashup with Elden Ring is perfect
First of the North star x slam jam for the GOATED mashup!
wait, I thought it was sandstorm, by Darude???
THIS is the type of crackhead energy I love on a Saturday morning
Really brings you back to your childhood, doesn't it?
Those damn sheep are so aggressive!
What Fulgurblooms do to a mf.
I died after avoiding them
Especially when you hit one of the bigger ones and they chase you like a rolling pikachu monster, if they don't run you over (even while you're on torrent) they will instead electric shock the hell out of you.
Were they? They never chased me or even attacked. 😮
@@MasterPhnxC You have to initiate, they are peaceful unless you attack them first. Then they start rolling after you and won't stop until you are dead.
1:18 "Everything according with the plan..."
I need an isolated looping gif of Torrent dancing
use the crop tool and zoom on it XD
That "Here we go~" in 0:03, by Arin from Game Grumps always has me in stiches.
I just imagine Morgott dressed in a ref's uniform shouting "Foul, Tarnished!" while blowing a magic gold whistle.
I'll never not love how derpy you guys made torrent.
The dancing sheep got me laughing good! Great animation, as always.
Is this why my house burned down? I didn't use enough fire to stop it?
There's a Radagon of the Ballin' Order that would of also gone great here. 😂
Would have*
As an 80s baby the Space Jam song did it for me lol S tier per the usual
Well, she seems like she's having fun. And I'm absolutely loving the vacant look on Torrent's face. 😂
Oh my goodness... the dynamic motions were delightful. One of the best yet in terms of clear growth of skill in animation. It was just a fun time, lol.
I feel like the Shadowlands Tarnished all have a different energy.
Also, love @00:25 all the flymen dying. "Where did all this XP come from?"
This was possibly the most positive episode. Not getting shrekt by everything
Just the giant sheep.
Carbot's revolutionary new idea: what if we had a character that's actually *good* at the game?
Oh my god, the Yoshi sound effect for Torrent killed me. And then "Come on and Slam" revived me.
I know that whenever life it rough, work is just bad, or I just generally feel very very overwhelmed. I can just watch this video and remember it’s ok to laugh and be happy
This music mashup slaps a lot harder than one would expect.
what is the name all the music used?
Torrent doesn't care who he party's with. Everywhere is a disco
0:43 That fadeaway made Jordan proud 😂
There is so much energy in this video. I love it!
I was waiting for a "BOOOOOOM SHAKALAKA" after the third dunk🤣
SHE'S ON *FIRE!*
I've never heard Mario mixed with Space Jam...I like it
What I expected: another hilarious Elden Ring skit
What I did not expect: The Quad City DJs vs. Koji Kondo
Elden Dunk
I like that the translate to english thing "translates" this to "Fire Dunk"
@@SephirothRyu The German "translation" does this as well, respectively. Fascinating!
OMG, that was adorable ! Also, loved the 'mounting Yoshi' sound ^^
And that Mario/Space Jam mashup was pure genius.
Hold crap, I loved everything about this one. This might be your best animation yet.
Torrent living his life regardless the odds 😂😂😂 NOW WE ARE VIBING
0:17 : Torrent is funny here
This is the best one so far. The mixed songs on this one is just top notch. Plus the idea of making it basketball related its nuts. Good Job men. Patrion?
I... actually threw freezing pots the first time I saw that specific furnace giant, because you know... I thought it would work. And he was like "Are you trying to do something or...?"
0:03 Welcome to a pain in the ass route you can get to by going from Castle Ensis into a poison swamp and through a cave.
0:06 You will get harassed a lot by flies. I don't remember now, but I think on this route there is an entire town of those things. Or maybe it is in another riverside location. Either way. Not a fan of those things. They are a result of a nasty disease that plagued Hornsent and caused many of them to turn into those things. My advice. Watch out for those that spit, they are deceptively dangerous. Also this is out favorite min maxxer waifu episode.
0:20 There are lots of waterfalls here you will die on if you miss some jumps.
0:28 And our favorite rolling goats are back too. With a vengeance.
0:29 Quick message for Karma Farming probably so she gets healed when someone updoots her. I guess that's how redditors think life works.
0:31 And in this location is a special kind of cancer. A Furnace Golem with shoes (not those kinds, Iron ones) and you cannot hurt it by hitting legs. You have to use another strat that is way, WAY worse.
0:40 What she used here is a Hefty Furnace Pot you can make out of Furnace Golem mask and some other ingredients. You can find a cookbook for it at the start of the DLC in scorched ruins. They deal HEAVY damage to those Golems when you manage to throw them into their basket on their head. The issue? You need to be on an elevated location and wait for the Furnace Golem to approach the ledge while it can fire mortar rounds at you from it's head and give you a meteor shower. So sadly it's not as easy as it looks here. And I dearly wish it was. These things are genuinely awful. And the worst insult is that you need 2-3 pots to kill them. Stupid.
0:48 Jump over their wave attacks. Then again, with this one you should watch out for Meteor Shower.
0:52 Torrent vibing and contributing nothing else with his non existent poise.
1:09 Not once did it use meteor shower. 1/10. Really unrealisitc.
1:17 This is Vengeance btw. There are rolling goats here that are gargantuan. It is pointless to fight them so... do not bother.
1:20 Torrent you graceless traitor.
Is this the one by the ruins itself? The shoe guy was in a totally different spot where I had to get launched over a ledge, after the Death Bird fight. Theres another one of these damn things??
Fly town is in a different location, but your journey will be set upon by lots of flies regardless.
0:31 "It's gotta be the shoes."
@@shkotayd9749 There is another one near Manus Metyr Cathedral. This one though seems to be the Golem you have to fight before going to Cerulean Coast. I assume it's a mix of both the Charo one and Cerulean one as it is quite impossible to throw those pots into Cerulean one's head. So I assume Carbot combined both furnace Golems here.
@@AzraelSoulHunter I didnt realize till now the Metry one was a shoe giant lol. Met him early and gave up on him some time ago. When you spirit spring up to the ledge, looking at the wall, to the front left theres a place to hide from the artillery6 barrage.
He'll walk up and then try to jump swipe you. But if you are o your hourse you can avoid and toss three hefty furnace pots in in about 2s just as he gets off another. Run and hide as he dies and the fire hits. Took me a couple tries but I got it lol.
That was so fun to watch! Great Animation.
0:25 one half-second sound to bring my SNES childhood rushing back
0:21 the return of the Sniper seafood.
That‘s just genius
It's amazing to me how many songs fit right in with the slam song, heard a ff14 song that banged with it.
Tarnished straight up said “Fuck it, we ball” and meant it
I love it! This one has such happy energy compared to the funny misery in the others.
A little status bar with a basketball symbol next to it appeared and slowly started filling in his episode. When it fully filled, I was afflicted with *!SICK NASTY!*
Well done, Tarnished!
I just love the goofy face of the torrent. He is the best boy in the entire game
Greetings from Germany: The Gigachad and I cant solo her are finally arrived 🎉
Thank you very much ❤
Now we need 30 minutes of torrent, tarnished and sheep dance
The sound byte of jumping on Yoshi when she lands on Torrent. 😂
The freakin audio clip of Arin screaming at the beginning had me sent, I love these animations 🤣🤣🤣
The music overlapping works weirdly well
holy hell dancing Torrent slayed me. epic af.
So glad you put more Torrent ❤
prisoner-chan got stronger now since last #78
The tarnished will never be balling.
The Tarnished:
Fun fact: Mario 64's Slider Theme is basically the music that troll level makers have decided is the official music for the worst parts of their levels (the "anti-softlocks" where you have to do some difficult precision stuff in order to die so you can respawn back at the checkpoint instead of starting over).
So it actually very well fits into Elden Ring, given that it is basically a troll game.
I love how at the end I was like "and then somebody stomps on him in his moment of victory...."
.......uh.....
and then somebody stomps on him in---"
---STOMP
*ram procedes to continue the danse
---ah, yes; there we go.
That athletic/boxer Elden Fighter (what do you call Elden Ring heroes?) seems to be unstoppable. Nobody can keep up with her, just that golden sheep it seems.
Inaccurate, you forgot the part where she gets obliterated by it's bullshit firestorm attack. 😂
Oh have i been there for that one. But this is the competent Tarnished... and Lucky as heck. I've had runs at them where they didnt do that attack for a while.. and onces where i would have been burned to a crisp if not for the flame prelate's armor and flames protection incantations
I thought he was about to ankle break it at 0:58 lol
"she"
As soon as the drum kit started, I knew.
Watched this several times but only just noticed that at the beginning of the video, it's like a Torrent pool floatie going down the river lmao. So much attention to detail in these videos!
This looks so good, I truly appreciate the work you put into this and excited for what’s to come for this series.
WHAT A SLAM
He's on FIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So come on and JAM
@@xantishayde-walker4593 BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!
I think the poison executioner boxer is my new favorite character in this series
That dribbling animation was literally 🔥🔥🔥
ah yes, "space jam goes with everything" indeed
Ok this is definitely one of my fav vids you guys have done
0:01 is that Arin Hanson screaming?
Came here to make the same post. I thought that sounded familiar from Game Grumps.
Definitely. That sound bite is classic at this point.
Tarnished acquired the Michael Jordan talisman
1:10 Torrent: Aw yeah, that's my master and future Elden Lord right here, the mighty Tar--
...
--Golden Sheep! Give it up!
Isn’t that the same person from the rellana episode
I think that's just the prisoner but with a different outfit.
Apparently she's a new character now...🤔
@@yeboi2379 Damn, if that's the case, Prisonner seriously Git Gutted since the base game.
@@rKhael53 She was always the best out of the three.
Prisoner wearing the shadow militiaman helm.
I remember reading in either one of those notes they give you or an item description that these guys are weak to hefty fire pots. I just wouldn’t believe it. They had to be weak against ice or water like literally every other video game has taught us since the 80s. Nope. Hefty fire pots launched from above. Damn, you Miyazaki.
Oh man, using the Arin Hanson "Here We GOOOOOOO!!!" from game grumps. Perfect 😂
I'm so glad the Arin Hanson HEREWEGOOOOOO is alive and well
Some of my favorite memories of playing this DLC was throwing those pots into those furnace heads and killing them.
Space Jam sample binned me off lol 11/10
The animation ever since this character has showed up is so unmatched in its hilarity and quality, omg
😂😂😂😂😂 I love the space jam theme of this so hilarious them damn fire golems are a pain in the ass
Oh my lord! XD one of my faves so far! The music, the animation, the dance!
well, this one was epic and hilarious from the first second to the last one., I see an incredible upgrade in the quality on this vid. amazing
I think this is the best one so far.
The music fits shockingly well
The horse really sold it for me.
Wow, the voice clip of Arin Hanson screaming "Here we go!" is probably his best ever performance in a Elden Ring related youtube video.
0:23 The yoshi sound!
Oh yes, I haven't laughed like that for a long time! 🤣🤣🤣
I love that the new character got her own episode. This was a ton of fun to rewatch multiple times
did not expect today's episode to be a basketball game, but i accept the surprise none-the-less
The fucking sheep had me rolling XD
I love Torrent just vibing at the end. Just makes him even more loveable.
Torent doesnt give a fck :D, he ist there to SLAM
I found it so amusing the horse sticking its tongue out and dancing. I watched the video multiple times coz of it. :D
1:17 The Sheep aggressive pelvic thrusting makes me question how we can stand against such a creature.
You cannot
This completely just made my day. I will be thinking about this until I go to bed.