the .01% of germs that stick around

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  • @thunderapproved7702
    @thunderapproved7702 3 роки тому +4426

    I love how casually he said "my wife made them. You killed her earlier. "

    • @sarahr1269
      @sarahr1269 3 роки тому +74

      But germs don't have wives. They reproduce asexually.

    • @emlin2005
      @emlin2005 3 роки тому +10

      same

    • @turtle2086
      @turtle2086 3 роки тому +103

      @@sarahr1269 Reproducing doesn't have anything to do with being married. They're both married and asexual so they just wouldn't have a child biologically.

    • @parractor5281
      @parractor5281 3 роки тому +2

      @@sarahr1269 same

    • @amandamills4410
      @amandamills4410 3 роки тому +22

      @@turtle2086 shhh 🤐 He's adopted but they haven't told him yet!

  • @imlukeig
    @imlukeig 3 роки тому +2484

    "My wife made it for me earlier. You killed her"
    "Sorry"

  • @salonii6345
    @salonii6345 3 роки тому +1455

    'my wife made them, you killed her...earlier"
    **top ten saddest anime deaths**

    • @gzmgavin0729
      @gzmgavin0729 3 роки тому +9

      I like your profile, it makes me hungry though.

    • @TRDpire
      @TRDpire 3 роки тому +4

      You got 690 likes

    • @nokia_eq23
      @nokia_eq23 2 роки тому +2

      Me spending the whole day tryna make homemade Krispy Kreme donuts and failing miserably. Your profile pic was a great way to rub it in my face. 😂😂😅😭
      P.S: I'm joking

    • @salonii6345
      @salonii6345 2 роки тому +1

      @@nokia_eq23 HAHAH im sorry

    • @nokia_eq23
      @nokia_eq23 2 роки тому +1

      @@salonii6345 np. Lol 😂😂😂

  • @skylarrr.g
    @skylarrr.g 3 роки тому +1528

    “You’re welcome weirdly shaped human”
    “What”
    “What” 😂

  • @NateTheKang
    @NateTheKang 3 роки тому +2520

    Hoodie guy: Kills Daniel's newly found friend
    Daniel: And I took that personally

    • @PotatoSofi
      @PotatoSofi 3 роки тому +28

      The King would demand his head for killing a twerking germ.

    • @MuhammadAli-yj9en
      @MuhammadAli-yj9en 3 роки тому +4

      Sorry but that's so uncreative and tiktok inspired I fucking hate it

    • @just-a-me1168
      @just-a-me1168 3 роки тому +4

      @@MuhammadAli-yj9en what?

    • @NateTheKang
      @NateTheKang 3 роки тому +2

      @@MuhammadAli-yj9en Come fight me. Oh wait, you're dead😂

    • @MuhammadAli-yj9en
      @MuhammadAli-yj9en 3 роки тому +1

      @@NateTheKang come up here mate 😂

  • @rc-jc8ph
    @rc-jc8ph 3 роки тому +4148

    Why can I imagine Daniel filming himself in his room pretending to be the germ.

    • @jonathanbywater5999
      @jonathanbywater5999 3 роки тому +130

      What do you mean that was a real germ

    • @pikawaffles2169
      @pikawaffles2169 3 роки тому +9

      XD

    • @rifqii1735
      @rifqii1735 3 роки тому +63

      no, daniel is a germ all along he just edited himself every video into human sized

    • @wotto3584
      @wotto3584 3 роки тому +12

      @@sexypotato2865 reread what you just read

    • @14smet
      @14smet 3 роки тому +5

      The germ was a paid actor

  • @VivaFrei
    @VivaFrei 3 роки тому +4366

    12 months into the lock down, Daniel Thrasher is officially trying to make friends with coronavirus germs! 😂

    • @motion1512
      @motion1512 3 роки тому +12

      Hahahah this is a good comment

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 роки тому +61

      Well technically the coronavirus is a virus not a germ...wait, I've become one of those people, NOOOOOOOOOO-

    • @randomrise1st72
      @randomrise1st72 3 роки тому +20

      Can’t beat them? Join them

    • @luhrd30
      @luhrd30 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomrise1st72 haha

    • @cooldude3843
      @cooldude3843 3 роки тому +5

      It’s a virus not a germ

  • @abelinasabrina
    @abelinasabrina 3 роки тому +3065

    Daniel I feel like at one point you took a balloon animal class and sometimes those skills just make their way into videos here and there.

    • @ake_aesthetic5186
      @ake_aesthetic5186 3 роки тому +13

      Wow verified commenter oh my goshhhh

    • @biggiecheese6425
      @biggiecheese6425 3 роки тому +1

      100th like

    • @norbertmoses7134
      @norbertmoses7134 3 роки тому +4

      Sabrina! I've seen Daniel on gus's comment sections, and now you in daniels.... collaboration?

    • @tomfish3244
      @tomfish3244 3 роки тому +2

      Didn't expect to see you here.

    • @borbizgud7640
      @borbizgud7640 3 роки тому +1

      Wouldn't doubt it tbh

  • @fai4269
    @fai4269 3 роки тому +1202

    Somebody: So what do you do?
    Daniel: Oh, I make music
    Somebody: That's cool, what type of music do you make?
    Daniel: Ummm... 0:28

    • @creepermanzombie24
      @creepermanzombie24 3 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @nightwolf6584
      @nightwolf6584 3 роки тому +24

      lmao this hit me like a train 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Notatitanmain
      @Notatitanmain 3 роки тому +8

      Lmfao

    • @ain3sh
      @ain3sh 3 роки тому +10

      I think it's best if I show you ... you may want to sit down for this

  • @panav2717
    @panav2717 3 роки тому +1468

    "Well thank you, massive cartoon bee"
    "You're welcome, weirdly shaped human"
    "What?"
    "What?"
    😂

    • @TheJustinator
      @TheJustinator 3 роки тому +16

      [music stops]

    • @ajmalabidinnur2173
      @ajmalabidinnur2173 3 роки тому +18

      Holy shit me reading this comment and the video part suddenly synchronised!

    • @moldperson
      @moldperson 3 роки тому +2

      ok this is total coincidence but the moment I found this comment this string of lines started in the video lol

    • @jacque8479
      @jacque8479 3 роки тому +2

      ok so uh- like to people here read this while it played-
      i’m kinda scared bc that just happened to me..-

  • @almabjrkszlavikjohansen1777
    @almabjrkszlavikjohansen1777 3 роки тому +524

    Daniel twerking to an opera is the best thing I’ve seen since chocolate was invented

  • @ayeishamakesart719
    @ayeishamakesart719 3 роки тому +497

    "You killed her earlier..."
    "Sorry..."
    *Does nothing about it*

    • @mostafasheikh3977
      @mostafasheikh3977 3 роки тому +1

      He does not say anything else or he will get killed

    • @Drogon7102
      @Drogon7102 2 роки тому +3

      What could he have even done anyway?

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 2 роки тому +2

      How is he supposed to fix that problem LOL

  • @greapi
    @greapi 3 роки тому +4795

    This video is just daniel testing his green screen.

  • @sherriecalleia1602
    @sherriecalleia1602 3 роки тому +2184

    Alternative title: Daniel’s last remaining braincell

    • @Play.Adversities
      @Play.Adversities 3 роки тому +8

      I can't like this comment its already 555😂

    • @izzieradfordjones4630
      @izzieradfordjones4630 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-wf8ik
      @user-wf8ik 3 роки тому +1

      @@izzieradfordjones4630 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @OurNewestMember
      @OurNewestMember 3 роки тому

      @@user-wf8ik
      .

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 2 роки тому

      Genius hahahaha

  • @rileymadison6526
    @rileymadison6526 3 роки тому +2350

    Imagine if Daniel actually has an identical twin named denis and they just spent this whole time pretending to be the same person

    • @semi-automatic0
      @semi-automatic0 3 роки тому +59

      suspicious intensifies

    • @yesno7889
      @yesno7889 3 роки тому +25

      Who says he isn’t? OwO

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim 3 роки тому +21

      @@yesno7889, that's not how you spell Owl. You obviously can't spel very wowl. ;)

    • @charlita
      @charlita 3 роки тому +6

      @@drinkinslim I don’t know if this is a joke comment, but it’s a face expression lol

    • @carlieedgecomb3691
      @carlieedgecomb3691 3 роки тому +2

      Lol yes

  • @surya5077
    @surya5077 3 роки тому +271

    "My wife made it for me earlier. You killed her"
    "Sorry"
    "Understandable Have a nice day"

  • @ipsharoy7398
    @ipsharoy7398 3 роки тому +1996

    Therapist: "Twerking Daniel does not exist, he can't hurt you"
    Twerking Daniel: 0:48

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday 3 роки тому +3308

    Ok.

  • @travisleung4159
    @travisleung4159 3 роки тому +392

    when he started singing "nyehhh nyeh nyehhh le nyeee ooo", I felt that.

    • @amedeacatpaw5987
      @amedeacatpaw5987 3 роки тому +1

      Do you know what piece it is? It’s been stuck In my head ever since and idk what it is 😢

    • @kystilla
      @kystilla 3 роки тому +2

      @@amedeacatpaw5987 Habanera from Bizet's "Carmen"

    • @travisleung4159
      @travisleung4159 3 роки тому +2

      @@amedeacatpaw5987 the original piece is called Carmen Habanera, or Habenera for short

    • @amedeacatpaw5987
      @amedeacatpaw5987 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you! Now I need to go get this unstuck xD

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 3 роки тому

      lmao I was too busy laughing XD

  • @carolynargo7963
    @carolynargo7963 3 роки тому +80

    So we've got Daniel, Dennis, Hoodie guy, Daniel's Brain, the King, the Talent Fairy, the Hard work Fairy, and a now deceased germ... Daniel's cast of characters is just growing and growing

    • @bellarobles997
      @bellarobles997 3 роки тому +9

      Squire, assistant, teach

    • @elweewutroone
      @elweewutroone 3 роки тому +5

      Staan

    • @tangosf98
      @tangosf98 3 роки тому +7

      his cat, beethoven

    • @m.bosman6477
      @m.bosman6477 3 роки тому +3

      Squire, raymond, teach, procrastination, hands, melody, talent fairy, hardwork fairy, satan, bryler, esophogus, stomach, who/what else??

    • @niroshanaperera7330
      @niroshanaperera7330 3 роки тому +3

      Daniel Cinematic Universe

  • @NelsonDellis
    @NelsonDellis 3 роки тому +8185

    The visual effects were * CHEF'S KISS *

  • @uhloganidk
    @uhloganidk 3 роки тому +649

    “Cupcake? My wife made ‘em, you killed her ... earlier”
    LMAO

  • @staddydaddy6979
    @staddydaddy6979 3 роки тому +94

    “Buzz buzz, Dennis”
    That just cracks me up😂

    • @Red_Zacian
      @Red_Zacian 2 роки тому

      I was looking for this exact comment

  • @ninatutu3247
    @ninatutu3247 3 роки тому +385

    *How is he not scared or surprise that he's talking to a Germ that looks exactly like him*
    And he can talk to germs. This dude got talent

  • @ComicDrake
    @ComicDrake 3 роки тому +12194

    That little guy has some serious pipes.

  • @Em_ii
    @Em_ii 3 роки тому +1074

    “im invincible baby”
    - a germ, somewhere.

    • @jxsn7102
      @jxsn7102 3 роки тому +9

      I think I found that germ in my house the other day.

    • @captainamerica-brawlstars9420
      @captainamerica-brawlstars9420 3 роки тому +1

      I'm your 1000th like

    • @Em_ii
      @Em_ii 3 роки тому +1

      @@captainamerica-brawlstars9420 congratulations

  • @evajulijabelic9717
    @evajulijabelic9717 3 роки тому +32

    "Thank you masive cartoon bee"
    "No problem weirdly shaped human"
    "What"
    "What"
    This got me 🤣

  • @davemarcosmalicdem9543
    @davemarcosmalicdem9543 3 роки тому +175

    This is just an excuse so Daniel can flex is green screen AND his editing skills

  • @hunterburton4886
    @hunterburton4886 3 роки тому +1912

    At this point, talking germs would definitely not be the worst installation to this saga that is COVID

    • @patriciauresk8850
      @patriciauresk8850 3 роки тому +8

      Yup

    • @EFlame01
      @EFlame01 3 роки тому +13

      I think it's be freaked out if I find out these little things infecting us were sentient in any capacity

    • @hedgehogsonic11
      @hedgehogsonic11 3 роки тому +8

      We could at least make a compelling argument against the pandemic

    • @hunterburton4886
      @hunterburton4886 3 роки тому +8

      @@hedgehogsonic11 I don’t know, the germs seem collectively opposed to a diplomatic resolution.

    • @chungo.
      @chungo. 3 роки тому +3

      @@hunterburton4886 I mean, if the germs kill someone the germ dies with them. So the best course of action is to be symbiotic with the humans, so they can get nice homes _and_ the humans will get some cool benifits

  • @alfredo_linguini
    @alfredo_linguini 3 роки тому +797

    Can we appreciate how he was able to kill the 0.01% germ that no one could ever kill before?

    • @matilda5753
      @matilda5753 3 роки тому +53

      hoodie guys is a god among men and we all know it

    • @samwarren6008
      @samwarren6008 3 роки тому +27

      @@matilda5753 A true hero, especially during these times.

  • @rebbyblooms
    @rebbyblooms 3 роки тому +67

    Daniel: "you don't know the words do you."
    Me: THERE ARE WORDS?!

    • @eliza5386
      @eliza5386 3 роки тому +7

      Yep! Definitely are! The aria is from Georges Bizets "Carmen". The aria is called "L'amour est un oiseau rebelle", or shortly "Habanera".
      Have a nice day! xoxo

  • @elicabading2182
    @elicabading2182 3 роки тому +24

    2:05 when your sibling walks into your room for no reason:

    • @Elbowbanditest2003
      @Elbowbanditest2003 3 роки тому +2

      There is a reason to it. It is to annoy you and to check if the cat is in there

  • @gigi20_168
    @gigi20_168 3 роки тому +1583

    I’d like to think that Bizet didn’t actually write Habanera, he was inspired by a musical germ instead.

  • @waffl37
    @waffl37 3 роки тому +456

    "Don't you want to hear what this little germ has to say?"
    music starts
    *High pitch gibberish*

    • @kmm9035
      @kmm9035 3 роки тому +2

      It’s a famous opera, Carman

    • @bloosy1771
      @bloosy1771 3 роки тому +5

      @@kmm9035 I think it's Carmen. Carman would be an extremely different opera but the sort of thing Daniel might make a skit out of

    • @waffl37
      @waffl37 3 роки тому

      @Hamouza piano Hamza stop promoting urself

  • @blumoogle2901
    @blumoogle2901 3 роки тому +33

    This is a new character! An unusually huge, human shaped, talking, cleaning-chemical-resistant widower bacteria with singing ability. Quick, someone please update the spreadsheet and wiki so we can all keep up with cannon.

  • @saadmustafaisgolden5084
    @saadmustafaisgolden5084 3 роки тому +23

    "Cupcake? My wife made them"
    "You killed her earlier"
    IM DED LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @theogA_Person
    @theogA_Person 3 роки тому +617

    Please make a sequel about the 1/10 dentist that doesn’t recommend the toothpaste

    • @daadaa6356
      @daadaa6356 3 роки тому +3

      omg yes

    • @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901
      @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 3 роки тому +8

      "damn big tooth, taking away all my customers, they should be coming to *me* not brushing their teeth!"

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 роки тому +1

      That would be amazing!

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 роки тому

      @@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 lmaoo

    • @shatterpointgames
      @shatterpointgames 3 роки тому

      I know this might sound crazy but do your research brushing teeth isn't actually connected to preventing tooth decay in any way. It's all about what your diet is bro.

  • @maxiin_
    @maxiin_ 3 роки тому +5091

    I’d like to think this is his way of showing creativity

    • @numunu013
      @numunu013 3 роки тому +24

      I'd like to think that too. Help.

    • @zedrhyx1788
      @zedrhyx1788 3 роки тому +63

      i think it's shows how he is slowly going cray cray

    • @firestorm5816
      @firestorm5816 3 роки тому +21

      I’d like to think that it is real

    • @sweettea735
      @sweettea735 3 роки тому +27

      I’d also like to think that he’s flexing his editing skills

    • @nomasan
      @nomasan 3 роки тому +21

      I'd like to think that he wakes up with these thoughts... and then he presents them to his imaginary roommates: Hoodie guy and Daniel... not to be confused with Daniel... same goes for himself; Daniel...
      this is confusing.

  • @sameehandesai6558
    @sameehandesai6558 3 роки тому +21

    Can we all just have a moment's peace for that poor germ, so sad that he died 😭😭😭😭

  • @mattrhoades5200
    @mattrhoades5200 3 роки тому +7

    This man has such good chemistry with himself. It legit feels like it’s two separate people having a conversation

  • @yugifan34
    @yugifan34 3 роки тому +604

    The germ killing spray when it sees that 0.1% germ: IT AIN'T FAMILIA

  • @elizabethmusic295
    @elizabethmusic295 3 роки тому +961

    No one, not even a germ:
    gigantic cartoon bee that lives in the corner: *buzze buzze* weird ass human

    • @sunburst3476
      @sunburst3476 3 роки тому +4

      w h a t ?

    • @valentino8848
      @valentino8848 3 роки тому +4

      Ya like jazz?

    • @elizabethmusic295
      @elizabethmusic295 3 роки тому +2

      @@valentino8848 *buzze buzze* yes

    • @duckk4515
      @duckk4515 3 роки тому

      @@elizabethmusic295 a few months ago “i did a thing” channel made a video about that, infact, bees do not like jazz.

    • @elizabethmusic295
      @elizabethmusic295 3 роки тому

      @@duckk4515 my whole life is a lie. Wanna make a suicide pact?

  • @Lucy-is2kl
    @Lucy-is2kl 3 роки тому +28

    I have a theory that daniel can actually sing well when he isn't doing a silly voice

  • @dflosounds
    @dflosounds 3 роки тому +6

    Seeing a personified germ twerking to Bizet's Habanera while saying, "get some of that goin'....take a lil' bit of that," is officially the last thing I expected to experience in life.

  • @faeylin3010
    @faeylin3010 3 роки тому +450

    "Don't you wanna hear what this little germ has to say to you?"
    I expected the yip yip yip thing and glady I was wrong

    • @SeekerOfCrimson
      @SeekerOfCrimson 3 роки тому +8

      NO! Not gladly! YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIDDLY YIP!

    • @aswomebro2601
      @aswomebro2601 3 роки тому +1

      @@SeekerOfCrimson you said it wrong and its annoying

    • @nikkidash4826
      @nikkidash4826 3 роки тому +3

      Lol if he did the yip thing, that would mean
      *INSTANT DEATH*
      he wouldn't even hesitate 😂😂

  • @jadejewel
    @jadejewel 3 роки тому +363

    "My wife made it..., you killed her- earlier."
    "Sorry"
    😂

  • @harrymatthewsmusic
    @harrymatthewsmusic 2 роки тому +7

    "WAIT! Don't you want to hear what this little germ has to say to you?!" -surrounded German soldier, 1944

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 2 роки тому

      Correction, Nazi German Soldier. There is a distinct difference

  • @notpark3r704
    @notpark3r704 3 роки тому +11

    Whenever it’s the shot of him looking at the germ, it gives me ratatouille vibes.

  • @anonymous5392
    @anonymous5392 3 роки тому +423

    No one :
    Absolutely no one:
    Daniel: makes an entire skit with his germ sized self...

    • @aaronm.7267
      @aaronm.7267 3 роки тому

      No one:
      Absolutely no one:
      Me: waiting for the person who is gonna reply to this saying that it‘s not actually a realistic size of a germ

    • @anonymous5392
      @anonymous5392 3 роки тому

      @@aaronm.7267 *Smort*

  • @cadensandstrom
    @cadensandstrom 3 роки тому +239

    I thought I had seen all of Daniel's characters, but I did not expect a dancing and singing germ stalling the inevitability of death.

  • @diethersantos6404
    @diethersantos6404 3 роки тому +5

    0:22 I can't stop laughing that part 🤣

  • @shikharkumar734
    @shikharkumar734 3 роки тому +8

    The fact he can see germs is amazing

  • @cherub2184
    @cherub2184 3 роки тому +125

    "You're laughing... his whole family died and you're laughing"

    • @jdn2156
      @jdn2156 3 роки тому +1

      At this moment you are currently at 99.99% likes who's gonna be that 00.01% A-hole I wonder?

    • @jdn2156
      @jdn2156 3 роки тому

      ...well that didn't take long 😂

  • @yeehaw9192
    @yeehaw9192 3 роки тому +190

    “All my friends are dead.”
    - 0.01% of germs

    • @noahluppe
      @noahluppe 3 роки тому +1

      They got kicked in the head, all my friends are dead🎶

  • @remskirattitullie
    @remskirattitullie 3 роки тому +8

    1:14 *wilbur soot*

  • @Nuggetmonk
    @Nuggetmonk 3 роки тому +3

    just discovered this channel and now im stuck in a loop watching a pianist´s descent into madness.
    i love it. subscribed

  • @aace7750
    @aace7750 3 роки тому +248

    I’m very curious as to how Daniel comes up with this kind of stuff, yet at the same time very concerned-

    • @timoheinrich8763
      @timoheinrich8763 3 роки тому +10

      Well, I mean, he saw that 99.99% label on the spray and thought like: Who are the survivors, tho?
      And then his next thought (in a Bill Wurtz voice) was: You can make a video out of this!

    • @hive_mind5869
      @hive_mind5869 3 роки тому +3

      @@timoheinrich8763 or maybe this is based on a dream he had

  • @bokto5275
    @bokto5275 3 роки тому +399

    Daniel's content before quarantine: sketch comedy about music in everyday life, sometimes in kinda weird scenarios
    Daniel's content during quarantine: *WHAT IF GERM TALK???*
    (This is just a joke, I've actually really been enjoying the videos lately, keep it up!)

  • @mkwilson1394
    @mkwilson1394 3 роки тому +2

    No matter what order you watch Daniel's videos in, they become increasingly more surreal as you go. The man's a genius or insane or both.

  • @jhcofd6655
    @jhcofd6655 3 роки тому +3

    I wish I had these germs in my house, awesome singing, sounded top notch. Seriously dude daniel, nice job

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods 3 роки тому +241

    “You want money? Then get Honey!”
    At this point I can’t tell whether that’s the actual slogan thought out by the company or Daniel just thought of it.

  • @solsteiner7241
    @solsteiner7241 3 роки тому +126

    Daniel went from being a music poster, to a musical shitposter, now just to a straight up shitposter. He now just needs to do a normal music video, and thus the singularity shall be fulfilled.

  • @bigtomar
    @bigtomar 3 роки тому +4

    Plot twist: Hoodie Guy shortly gets Covid later, and Daniel sees his little friend again.

  • @galaxyqueen6715
    @galaxyqueen6715 3 роки тому +1

    0:22 seconds in and I already love the song. Carmen is just amazing!

  • @endingeternity9775
    @endingeternity9775 3 роки тому +72

    Daniel it’s 1:30 AM, I’m procrastinating homework and I don’t need to watch a germ dance around on a table, this cannot be healthy for me

    • @FlexGamingxx
      @FlexGamingxx 3 роки тому +3

      Idk why but this comment is so relatable

  • @spiffylemonswirl
    @spiffylemonswirl 3 роки тому +24

    I too hate that moment when the 0.01% of germs starts to befriend you when you’re cleaning

  • @garyyythegamer
    @garyyythegamer 3 роки тому +3

    even if you did spray the cleaner on the .01% there would still be .01% left of it and you keep spraying and so on
    there's no way to get rid of it all

  • @cn.st.182
    @cn.st.182 3 роки тому +2

    This guy is like the Pitch Meeting of pianos.

  • @grievousarmy4061
    @grievousarmy4061 3 роки тому +62

    For those wondering what the piece is, it's 'Habanera' from the opera 'Carmen' which I have actually sung in ;)

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 3 роки тому +4

      Oh my god THANK YOU SO MUCH!
      That song has been on my mind for a whole month now, and I just couldn't remember it's name!

    • @crimsoncherrypicked5431
      @crimsoncherrypicked5431 3 роки тому +1

      THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @grievousarmy4061
      @grievousarmy4061 3 роки тому +1

      hahahahahaaa

  • @chameleontea9612
    @chameleontea9612 3 роки тому +37

    "Well thank you massive cartoon bee"
    "You're welcome weirdly shaped human"
    "What"
    "What👁👄👁"

  • @Neyonius
    @Neyonius 9 місяців тому

    "Buzz buzz Danus." is now going to be part of my entering a room announcement arsenal.

  • @ginjiu4ye
    @ginjiu4ye 3 роки тому +7

    I actually got sad when the roommate came and killed the germ

  • @Name-co5qi
    @Name-co5qi 3 роки тому +10

    when you're so lonely in quarantine that you value the presence of the 0.01% of germs

  • @thatrandomcoconut766
    @thatrandomcoconut766 3 роки тому +79

    Me: “Hey, that germ is actually kinda gr-”
    Hoodie guy, interrupting me: “Dead-”
    “That germ is actually dead”

  • @FunkyPants3D
    @FunkyPants3D 3 роки тому +1

    I forgot about the possibility to say "super easy" without a "barely an inconvenience" right thereafter.
    Great sketch Daniel

  • @thebuiscutmaster9664
    @thebuiscutmaster9664 3 роки тому +12

    he’s cleaning that table with windex

  • @kmm9035
    @kmm9035 3 роки тому +49

    To everyone saying he’s singing nonsense, the germ sang Carmen, a famous opera, and I can totally respect that

    • @supernerd4623
      @supernerd4623 3 роки тому +1

      Subtitles: [applause]

    • @kkboligor7409
      @kkboligor7409 3 роки тому +2

      thank you i always recognise alot of classical music but cant remember the title

    • @himaragamage6400
      @himaragamage6400 3 роки тому

      Mm habanera is a gorgeous show

    • @sambatphu806
      @sambatphu806 3 роки тому

      Thanks, he's still singing nonsense though, he got none of the lyrics right.

  • @jamesteolis2689
    @jamesteolis2689 3 роки тому +63

    Bottle: Removes 99.9% of germs
    Daniel: Hold my beer...

  • @gm5161
    @gm5161 3 роки тому +2

    Isn't it amazing how Daniel is able to see a germ with his naked eye?

  • @brianbp4f
    @brianbp4f 3 роки тому

    I love how diverse your sketches are. Absolutely weird sometimes, but super fun too

  • @pranavdubey3333
    @pranavdubey3333 3 роки тому +57

    The hoodie guy is downright a CONTRACT KILLER

  • @GeorgesR3452
    @GeorgesR3452 3 роки тому +168

    Nobody, not a single person ever:
    Daniel: *makes a whole video just to flex his green screen skills*

  • @guillermovizcaya8981
    @guillermovizcaya8981 2 роки тому

    It’s so cool you put Carmen in your video! I still remember when I played this opera it was wonderful!!

  • @synthbass9788
    @synthbass9788 3 роки тому +1

    I love how in his sketches there's always a sane person and one crazy

  • @genner-vincenthodgson5177
    @genner-vincenthodgson5177 3 роки тому +46

    Me, recently starting risperidone as my brain resists a manic episode:
    *Germ starts singing*
    *very soft euphoria goosebumps ensues for no reason, and possibly the strangest promoting*
    "Why can't you be like this when I listen to normal music?"

  • @kiraoku
    @kiraoku 3 роки тому +61

    Don't you wanna hear what this little germ has to say??
    *proceeds to sing Carmen*

  • @leilamanchino
    @leilamanchino 3 роки тому +6

    WHEN THE GERM STARTED SINGING I HAD TO TRY AND HOLD IN MY LAUGH BC MY SISTER’S SLEEPING AND IT WAS SO HARD

  • @shereesimmons7455
    @shereesimmons7455 3 роки тому

    What a great sketch. Made well and so interesting.
    You are so talented! 🌟

  • @Ashwagur
    @Ashwagur 3 роки тому +22

    I like how the germ has the
    "It ain't familah" voice and personality a bit.

  • @patatinoss1520
    @patatinoss1520 3 роки тому +9

    0:39
    Subtiles: [applause]

  • @mymanslippy
    @mymanslippy 3 роки тому +3

    Daniel looks like the first person to fall asleep at a sleepover

  • @jafetaguirre6714
    @jafetaguirre6714 3 роки тому +1

    "My wife made them, you killed her earlier" funniest part. 😂

  • @MopUser
    @MopUser 3 роки тому +12

    It makes it so much funnier when you realize he had to record the germ footage from two different angles

  • @avigatgupta9740
    @avigatgupta9740 3 роки тому +31

    This is the only channel where watching the sponsorship thing is entertaining and you really can't click off 😂

  • @matthewwilburn7946
    @matthewwilburn7946 3 роки тому +1

    Seeing the sketch and the sketch after the sketch I’m almost certain Daniel is going coo coo for coco puffs

  • @rainbowconnection7601
    @rainbowconnection7601 3 роки тому +2

    wHy the hell
    is this more high budget
    than the
    red bull advert
    that played before it

  • @stranger9774
    @stranger9774 3 роки тому +74

    i paused to see the beautiful germ family… was not disappointed.

  • @the_fandom_addict1825
    @the_fandom_addict1825 3 роки тому +71

    "That was impressive I think I'll keep you around"
    * squashes him *
    " you missed a spot"

  • @xZariina
    @xZariina 3 роки тому

    I just found Daniels Videos a few days ago 'cause this was in my recommendations and his videos makes me so happy! Thank you so much for making me laugh in this hard time, you're awesome! :)

  • @kaiseryoosufyalaanmohamedi5288
    @kaiseryoosufyalaanmohamedi5288 3 роки тому +2

    daniel has the best hearing and vision ever as he can hear a germ and see it. im impressed