Pete & Bas - The Five Pound Munch ft. Uncle Bal

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2018
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 714

  • @3chris7
    @3chris7 5 років тому +994

    You can tell Lordie had way too much fun filming and editing this one, big ups! Everybody knows, Lordie makes the best shows!

  • @pros6359
    @pros6359 5 років тому +1643

    These man were in same year as Tim Westwood at school

  • @BibtheChib
    @BibtheChib 5 років тому +450

    Bas is having none of it

  • @rodolfotio2864
    @rodolfotio2864 5 років тому +843

    Bas looked like he was searching for Opps. Strap in the Blazer

    • @conr16
      @conr16 5 років тому +86

      Looks like a Hitman with a bus pass lol 😂😃

    • @rodolfotio2864
      @rodolfotio2864 5 років тому +14

      conr16 lol on some Jason Bourne shit

    • @conr16
      @conr16 5 років тому +21

      @@rodolfotio2864 Looking like one of the Richardsons coming round to collect cash 😂 Pay up or your brown bread my son 😃

    • @TwelveK
      @TwelveK 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 5 років тому +4

      @@conr16 Lowe it they had Richardson man and Kray ones on ropes😂😂😂😂💯

  • @hornby396
    @hornby396 5 років тому +471

    Bas is not letting people know where he is hahah shut that straight down

  • @ts1090
    @ts1090 5 років тому +449

    Bas walking like he's on opp territory, got that big.44 on his belt 💀

  • @LirquLTxnk
    @LirquLTxnk 5 років тому +1031

    What’s with the 50p charge when I pay card

    • @NeedForAdrenaline46
      @NeedForAdrenaline46 5 років тому +41

      Its illegal. Shops can set a minimum spend amount but its illegal for them to charge u 50p for using your card for small purchases

    • @BibtheChib
      @BibtheChib 5 років тому +2

      That's what Bas was thinking when they moved up to the till

    • @MannyRiberaOriginal
      @MannyRiberaOriginal 5 років тому

      M3E92 ...erm no its not???

    • @hideki314
      @hideki314 5 років тому +15

      Manny Ribera Yes it is. Law was passed early this year.

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 5 років тому +2

      @@NeedForAdrenaline46 you've totally missed the joke

  • @chosenn657
    @chosenn657 5 років тому +515

    hood version of chuckle vision

    • @Bluntz_
      @Bluntz_ 5 років тому +35

      RIP Bal Chuckle

    • @mrbadass5423
      @mrbadass5423 5 років тому +4

      Correction :GEEZAH VERSION MATE

    • @DonManMaynard
      @DonManMaynard 5 років тому +2

      Chucklevision is already the hood version

  • @ebanksstudios
    @ebanksstudios 5 років тому +866

    Uncle Bal tryna rip off the grandem

    • @xenongames7533
      @xenongames7533 5 років тому +44

      I thought it was the actually the other way round they got a somewhat cracking deal

    • @DietDrMario
      @DietDrMario 5 років тому +50

      grandem lmao

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 5 років тому +56

      He's given them dead stock that no one wants😂😂😂

    • @Josh24s
      @Josh24s 5 років тому +1

      GRANDEM LOLLLL

    • @dannocannon856
      @dannocannon856 5 років тому +2

      Rip them off? He stopped them buying alcohol because it was called '5 pound munch' and then sorted them right out what you saying

  • @krystianw9816
    @krystianw9816 5 років тому +241

    Na when he said uncle bal please😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jvc7777
      @jvc7777 4 роки тому

      He got his mouth shut

  • @TrackRecordEntertainment
    @TrackRecordEntertainment 5 років тому +776

    Uncle Bal went from not letting y'all film in the shop to tryna give mad discounts 😂😂

    • @powfoot4946
      @powfoot4946 5 років тому +69

      Turned quick when he saw the fiver inniy

    • @Lucas-AR
      @Lucas-AR 5 років тому +7

      They are actually the real 5 pounds champions the best I’ve seen since J gangs episode

    • @FuckdasketsHOPassass
      @FuckdasketsHOPassass 5 років тому +24

      lol "y'all" You ain't american

    • @xr6607
      @xr6607 5 років тому +1

      JOKES

    • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
      @mikaelsongameofwar2360 5 років тому +1

      Legend

  • @TheCNSR
    @TheCNSR 5 років тому +672

    Been calling them the wrong names since their debut single 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 this has been one of the best episodes since the P.A.P won scratch cards and went chicken shop 😂🏆🍗

    • @clarted5613
      @clarted5613 5 років тому

      Chicken Connoisseur where ur editor at fam

    • @callumadams5351
      @callumadams5351 5 років тому +3

      Shut up you bum

    • @Jamie-dw2jj
      @Jamie-dw2jj 5 років тому +3

      @@callumadams5351 man looks like a care worker 😱😂

    • @DegenerativePenguinism
      @DegenerativePenguinism 5 років тому

      Alex Houghton ooh you’re aard mate you are

    • @uraharamitchell7250
      @uraharamitchell7250 5 років тому +2

      Uncle you're not alone.
      I've just been calling them Ask Jeeves and Heisenberg

  • @igotthakeyz8906
    @igotthakeyz8906 5 років тому +694

    Bossman just tryna sell dead stock to them 😂

    • @stupidyutefromlewisham5490
      @stupidyutefromlewisham5490 5 років тому +1

      IGotThaKeyz loool fr

    • @Camberwell86
      @Camberwell86 5 років тому +52

      "do you want a knife and fork"
      "do you want a toothpick" lmao

    • @leetrisk
      @leetrisk 5 років тому

      ben johnson u live near preston ?

    • @TwelveK
      @TwelveK 5 років тому +1

      Lmao alie

    • @ry6222
      @ry6222 5 років тому

      IGotThaKeyz fs 🤣😆

  • @leetothevi
    @leetothevi 5 років тому +465

    Most definitely the £5 munch champions of 2018

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 5 років тому +7

      LeeToTheVI Back again back again back again 💯

    • @jaywilliams7984
      @jaywilliams7984 5 років тому +4

      Oiiiiiiiiii

    • @blackwater6146
      @blackwater6146 5 років тому +4

      massive shout out goes to

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 5 років тому +2

      South Kilburn Lost Property Who watch is that? i live in kilburn

    • @blackwater6146
      @blackwater6146 5 років тому

      Banksy cbiz lol

  • @Akmak
    @Akmak 5 років тому +197

    “Are we going to let them know where we are?”
    “no ” 😂😂😂

    • @anglo-saxon9182
      @anglo-saxon9182 5 років тому +10

      They moving paranoid

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 5 років тому +27

      @@anglo-saxon9182 opps are everywhere 😂😂😂

  • @Insertnamehere287
    @Insertnamehere287 5 років тому +295

    These lads are blatantly still active.

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 5 років тому +47

      Hate the new UA-cam. Don’t get it twisted these man beef zone2 and bside

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 5 років тому +6

      @@Zeus-sv6wi LOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 5 років тому +9

      Yeah their still banging on Kray firm and Richardson man

    • @cb7340
      @cb7340 3 роки тому +4

      @@I.KUchiha they just packed off Prince Philip and fled to Nigeria

    • @live-inlegend9797
      @live-inlegend9797 3 роки тому

      @@cb7340 dumb af

  • @olackbovo9643
    @olackbovo9643 5 років тому +155

    No way you got these two absolute geezers on here 😵

  • @londonluke6890
    @londonluke6890 5 років тому +378

    Hopped off my girl for this. She's pissed at you lordie. NO LURVE MONEY GANG!

    • @revertakh1235
      @revertakh1235 5 років тому +2

      Pahahahahaga boyo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gbuck1592
      @gbuck1592 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @alexfoster8298
      @alexfoster8298 5 років тому +3

      I actually stopped lipsing my girl for this tho real talk fuck the bang like this shit was toooooo much😂😂😂

    • @tjjones2258
      @tjjones2258 5 років тому +3

      Priorities g

    • @glitchking4992
      @glitchking4992 5 років тому +11

      And you woke up a realised you was lipsing ur marg n ting

  • @fitprotunes
    @fitprotunes 5 років тому +195

    £5 plus the 50p charge when you pay card

    • @olivergriffiths805
      @olivergriffiths805 5 років тому +3

      fitprotunes the charge got scrapped time ago fam

    • @reececrawford1688
      @reececrawford1688 5 років тому

      @@olivergriffiths805 no it didnt

    • @reececrawford1688
      @reececrawford1688 5 років тому +2

      @@olivergriffiths805 ppl just wont let you use card below 5 quid

  • @mamadoujano3912
    @mamadoujano3912 5 років тому +151

    "You can come out to the camera you know" lool boss man in the back worrying about home office 😂😂

    • @preetscloset4116
      @preetscloset4116 5 років тому +1

      Mamadou Jano 😂😂😂

    • @uraharamitchell7250
      @uraharamitchell7250 5 років тому +6

      Man said "Home Office"
      You're fuckin rude. NO MANNERS! lmao

    • @Gordymax
      @Gordymax 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cb7340
      @cb7340 3 роки тому

      They’re gonna be knocking on his door soon🤣

  • @fellacreative_
    @fellacreative_ 5 років тому +145

    Naa big yourself up Lordie this is a legendary one

  • @xenongames7533
    @xenongames7533 5 років тому +203

    Are these guys the plugs plug 😂😂

    • @FlipzPlayz
      @FlipzPlayz 5 років тому +51

      they are the socket

  • @GRIMEREPORTTV
    @GRIMEREPORTTV  5 років тому +133

    YEPA, YEPA, YEPA!! Big up to all of you guys as always. Look out for more from Pete & Bas as well as more episodes of the £5 Munch

    • @tiptonloyalmc
      @tiptonloyalmc 5 років тому +2

      GRIMEREPORTTV mad love to you lordie

    • @bigdon1042
      @bigdon1042 5 років тому +1

      Ur moving mad!! I'm starting black panther movement ur 1st on da hit list nigga

    • @donniedanko
      @donniedanko 5 років тому +1

      Everyone I knows loves these guys. Tunes are flames too!

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 5 років тому +2

      How can u make the og's put there cans back.. Bout school night lol

    • @antman6011
      @antman6011 5 років тому +2

      GRIMEREPORTTV that's in Greenwich cuttysark across the road from the station.

  • @Banties
    @Banties 5 років тому +26

    Yooo uncle bal forcing the whole shop on them looool

  • @everythinginc8916
    @everythinginc8916 5 років тому +63

    Bas was like Petes kid being treeted he seemed so shy bless him

    • @aperturejames8332
      @aperturejames8332 5 років тому +40

      Nah he's just a boss, was shutting shit down

    • @gpu213
      @gpu213 5 років тому +23

      Nah he was on the lookout for opps, man didn't even wanna let us know where they are

  • @bryanero
    @bryanero 5 років тому +35

    This episode shoulda been £50 munch with all the moves these dons are making 😂

  • @JJOwnsBtwV1
    @JJOwnsBtwV1 5 років тому +83

    Big up for making this happen

  • @xenongames7533
    @xenongames7533 5 років тому +71

    'What about waffles' my guys knows about the waffles :)

    • @southgooner86
      @southgooner86 5 років тому

      Easily my favourite quote. I was about to type a comment asking why no one had mentioned it then saw this lol

  • @tommo2020
    @tommo2020 5 років тому +103

    The type of bossman I dislike, ordering you about, and trying to get rid of stuff he cant sell rather than let you get what you want

  • @SPR12307
    @SPR12307 5 років тому +120

    Don’t listen to the news, only in London would you get this sort of positive diversity

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 5 років тому +11

      Everybody out there breaking balls together. It's beautiful.

    • @LYNXzTwist
      @LYNXzTwist 5 років тому +4

      Bristols the same, if not better

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 4 роки тому +1

      Not just ldn there’s brum Leicester etc too

    • @cmagz9225
      @cmagz9225 4 роки тому +3

      Brum most multicultural city in the UK

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 4 роки тому +1

      Cmagz nah leicester is

  • @mrp8126
    @mrp8126 5 років тому +4

    Bas looking like he was ready to ride at any time 🤣😂😅

  • @hairyguy117
    @hairyguy117 5 років тому +36

    They look like the type to dash hot soup on you for forgetting to give them bread with it.

  • @Sean-qn5qu
    @Sean-qn5qu 5 років тому +25

    This is a legendary £5 munch ahahaha still laughing 😂

  • @crazygamingrandomness354
    @crazygamingrandomness354 5 років тому +25

    These two are legends

  • @E1itesniper
    @E1itesniper 5 років тому +18

    Blood in blood out clip had me creasing 😂

  • @deej6572
    @deej6572 5 років тому +17

    lordie is evolving mate with these little edits loool the countdown timer got me

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 5 років тому

      Dan M8 8:25 had me rolling

  • @DROJ
    @DROJ 5 років тому +15

    Bossman finessed these man big time 😂😂😭😭

  • @hsolomon9409
    @hsolomon9409 5 років тому +44

    I was waiting for this big up LORDIE as ALWAYS !!

  • @bradstarkey4320
    @bradstarkey4320 5 років тому +27

    Best one yet

  • @DEVILMATE1996
    @DEVILMATE1996 5 років тому +4

    Omg the countdown clock when he almost failed the fist bump was too much bruv hahaha lordie u genius

  • @marcodunkel9353
    @marcodunkel9353 4 роки тому +1

    Just discoverd these guys right now. Hope they will make lots a music still. They´re a living STATEMENT: Big upz Pete & Bas!

  • @bradleya498
    @bradleya498 5 років тому

    been waiting on this one lordie 🙏🏾😂🔥🔥 legend for this, when r we gonna get more uncle pain episodes

  • @voodoochild3859
    @voodoochild3859 5 років тому +99

    I left joe rogan experience for this

  • @jaymarchy3267
    @jaymarchy3267 5 років тому +92

    These need a interview I want to know there inspiration for doing the music and if they listen to anyone in the grime scene also do they write the bars there spitting and why have they even started doing it what do there family think haha so many questions interview these DONS

    • @monkeybridgetribe5575
      @monkeybridgetribe5575 5 років тому +1

      its comedy they have other sketches

    • @James-kb5mx
      @James-kb5mx 4 роки тому +1

      They obvs don't write the bars man it's comedy and people loved it so it took off

    • @HoneyBearCentral
      @HoneyBearCentral 4 роки тому

      Would take away from their characters tho

  • @callhopify
    @callhopify 5 років тому +4

    Legends in the making

  • @emancipation9930
    @emancipation9930 5 років тому

    YES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @MrRossipoo
    @MrRossipoo 5 років тому +22

    I dont want a coca cola thats a girls drink 😂😂😂

  • @ItzEvanz
    @ItzEvanz 5 років тому +7

    Bossman trying to give them crud 😂 five pound munch and he’s giving him toothpicks

  • @Juice-ms5xc
    @Juice-ms5xc 5 років тому

    Been waiting on this mannnnn ❤

  • @julesb9026
    @julesb9026 5 років тому +54

    Angry Shopkeeper mad because his till is a fiver down yet again! Brutal on him Lordie

    • @angryshopkeeper9193
      @angryshopkeeper9193 5 років тому +10

      jules b 😂😂😂 it went into my uncles till, so all is good

  • @andredrayton5668
    @andredrayton5668 5 років тому +2

    Funny enough, random thought popped into my head as I was parking up outside my place. I thought to myself "Rahh, I haven't seen Lordie upload some good golden content lately" and then I get indoors to find this. Missed you Lordie man.

  • @MaximDL1410
    @MaximDL1410 3 роки тому +3

    Pete and Bas are The Kings of Drill 👏❤️🔥🔥🔥

  • @kc3818
    @kc3818 5 років тому +2

    Liked the video before I even watched it, respect from Sweden!

  • @reginavsTMumby
    @reginavsTMumby 5 років тому +54

    Why aren't chanel four getting you to produce their little one hour Friday night "urban" slot?!

  • @NoobiMeh
    @NoobiMeh 5 років тому +1

    fully had me creased this one too funny was all over the shot

  • @Jaminn
    @Jaminn 5 років тому +30

    Look son I'm eatin a naan bread

  • @javenturner1
    @javenturner1 5 років тому +1

    My guys holding the fiver like it's the fucking golden ticket

  • @karlfoster3125
    @karlfoster3125 5 років тому

    You out done yourself with this one these two are legends on the white star my gs

  • @johnbill66
    @johnbill66 5 років тому +3

    These 2 are legends 😂😂

  • @mothercreatesdaughterofzeu4363
    @mothercreatesdaughterofzeu4363 5 років тому

    Love you Guys

  • @ry6222
    @ry6222 5 років тому

    LOVE PETE AND BAS ❤️❤️❤️

  • @bigboydownstairs9651
    @bigboydownstairs9651 5 років тому +13

    Big Bas forcing these 2 to buy all the stuff he didn't need lol!

  • @jamessheehy4895
    @jamessheehy4895 5 років тому +1

    Yes just what we all wanted! These boys gods!!!

  • @photography94
    @photography94 5 років тому +2

    These guys are legends

  • @EckoUnlimmited
    @EckoUnlimmited 5 років тому +21

    Not watched yet but if these man don't cop werthers then I'm finished with them

  • @leodis95
    @leodis95 5 років тому +1

    This deserves to go viral straight up!

  • @novelist5380
    @novelist5380 5 років тому +42

    PROPER GEEZERS ⚒

  • @ashenscratchyink3470
    @ashenscratchyink3470 5 років тому +2

    He called the shopman Bal, Bas soo many times im dying.

  • @8bug
    @8bug 5 років тому +4

    jeez finally big ups

  • @joshuaworrall3320
    @joshuaworrall3320 3 роки тому

    Pete and Bas nothing but bangers

  • @wilsonlee5126
    @wilsonlee5126 5 років тому

    Waiting on this, big up Pete & bas

  • @florjanprifti9243
    @florjanprifti9243 5 років тому +6

    5 pound munch best show in yt respect from Albania

  • @louieward5969
    @louieward5969 5 років тому +1

    Yessssssss

  • @samuelemcb2480
    @samuelemcb2480 5 років тому +41

    Big up Uncle Bal

  • @rbarrowclough
    @rbarrowclough 5 років тому +3

    "that’s a bit a the old Bulgarian belly wash, that.’’ 😂

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision576 5 років тому

    Waited for this one

  • @crazygamingrandomness354
    @crazygamingrandomness354 5 років тому +22

    8:24 got me creasing

    • @AJXOnline
      @AJXOnline 5 років тому

      Brads randomness Lool had to wheel this

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 5 років тому +2

      Why Lordie sound Australian 😂🤐

    • @parasitesundinism
      @parasitesundinism 5 років тому

      Broooo😂😂😂

  • @YaBoiJern757
    @YaBoiJern757 Рік тому

    As always 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @malinoz9332
    @malinoz9332 5 років тому +13

    “Do one”🔥👴🏻

  • @serenclive7086
    @serenclive7086 5 років тому +2

    Pete's laugh is brilliant

  • @nialless
    @nialless 5 років тому +1

    My man Bal know whats marked up most. Happy shopper coffee lol

  • @OutsidetheBoxGoalkeepingYTube
    @OutsidetheBoxGoalkeepingYTube 4 роки тому +2

    Man said I’ll make u see stars like Ringo 😂😂😂

  • @TheOrangeyLemon
    @TheOrangeyLemon 5 років тому +5

    Absolutely boys

  • @Juqqxman
    @Juqqxman 5 років тому

    I love this so much

  • @melvinwardale3927
    @melvinwardale3927 4 роки тому

    These duds r🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Hanzo1
    @Hanzo1 5 років тому +1

    Best Grime Duo there is

  • @uraharamitchell7250
    @uraharamitchell7250 5 років тому +1

    Bas is lookin like he owns the land that shop is built on.

  • @chrisoconnor8542
    @chrisoconnor8542 5 років тому +1

    this was one of the funniest ones. so good man. Bulgarian belly wash!

  • @showahbunga
    @showahbunga 5 років тому +1

    Hahahahahaha this was so random yet funny as fuck...🤣🤣🤣 loved it!

  • @EngragedGravy44
    @EngragedGravy44 5 років тому +3

    'It's a School night tonight'
    *Pete is my guy*

  • @TrojanThugMusic
    @TrojanThugMusic 5 років тому +8

    They're not getting it.
    You wanna get space raiders, jelly babies, twirls, & fizzy pop. Forget wine and jars of coffee

  • @BigLittleWoodsx
    @BigLittleWoodsx 5 років тому +4

    cracking, cracking, cracking, cracking, cracking, great stuff! - 10:44

  • @NyleTrewTattoos
    @NyleTrewTattoos 5 років тому

    "Awh! Cam' on Bazzzz?!" 😂😂

  • @og1370
    @og1370 4 роки тому +3

    Uncle bal is in ultimate bossman form today 😂

  • @joeroberts2156
    @joeroberts2156 5 років тому

    AHHHHH the countdown music with the spud thoooo!!!! AHHHHHH better late than never

  • @fj2204
    @fj2204 5 років тому +1

    Bas was deffo rolling with the Kray's back in the day

  • @ebanksstudios
    @ebanksstudios 5 років тому +37

    Never clicked on a vid so fast

  • @XxANDYHAMMOxX
    @XxANDYHAMMOxX 4 роки тому

    Sickest😂😂😂

  • @Drewster195
    @Drewster195 5 років тому +27

    this was more the shopkeepers £5 munch, he was just off loading all the stuff that wont sell on em

  • @bobgeldof5843
    @bobgeldof5843 5 років тому

    Yessss Lordie, really you're one of the best people on UA-cam