Pete & Bas - The Five Pound Munch ft. Uncle Bal

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  • @3chris7
    @3chris7 6 років тому +996

    You can tell Lordie had way too much fun filming and editing this one, big ups! Everybody knows, Lordie makes the best shows!

  • @pros6359
    @pros6359 6 років тому +1643

    These man were in same year as Tim Westwood at school

  • @rodolfotio2864
    @rodolfotio2864 6 років тому +848

    Bas looked like he was searching for Opps. Strap in the Blazer

    • @conr16
      @conr16 6 років тому +86

      Looks like a Hitman with a bus pass lol 😂😃

    • @rodolfotio2864
      @rodolfotio2864 6 років тому +14

      conr16 lol on some Jason Bourne shit

    • @conr16
      @conr16 6 років тому +21

      @@rodolfotio2864 Looking like one of the Richardsons coming round to collect cash 😂 Pay up or your brown bread my son 😃

    • @TwelveK
      @TwelveK 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 6 років тому +4

      @@conr16 Lowe it they had Richardson man and Kray ones on ropes😂😂😂😂💯

  • @ebanksstudios
    @ebanksstudios 6 років тому +868

    Uncle Bal tryna rip off the grandem

    • @xenongames7533
      @xenongames7533 6 років тому +45

      I thought it was the actually the other way round they got a somewhat cracking deal

    • @DietDrMario
      @DietDrMario 6 років тому +50

      grandem lmao

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 6 років тому +57

      He's given them dead stock that no one wants😂😂😂

    • @Josh24s
      @Josh24s 6 років тому +1

      GRANDEM LOLLLL

    • @dannocannon856
      @dannocannon856 5 років тому +2

      Rip them off? He stopped them buying alcohol because it was called '5 pound munch' and then sorted them right out what you saying

  • @BibtheChib
    @BibtheChib 6 років тому +449

    Bas is having none of it

  • @LirquLTxnk
    @LirquLTxnk 6 років тому +1034

    What’s with the 50p charge when I pay card

    • @NeedForAdrenaline46
      @NeedForAdrenaline46 6 років тому +41

      Its illegal. Shops can set a minimum spend amount but its illegal for them to charge u 50p for using your card for small purchases

    • @BibtheChib
      @BibtheChib 6 років тому +2

      That's what Bas was thinking when they moved up to the till

    • @MannyRiberaOriginal
      @MannyRiberaOriginal 6 років тому

      M3E92 ...erm no its not???

    • @DekiTree
      @DekiTree 6 років тому +15

      Manny Ribera Yes it is. Law was passed early this year.

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 6 років тому +2

      @@NeedForAdrenaline46 you've totally missed the joke

  • @hornby396
    @hornby396 6 років тому +468

    Bas is not letting people know where he is hahah shut that straight down

  • @ts1090
    @ts1090 6 років тому +450

    Bas walking like he's on opp territory, got that big.44 on his belt 💀

  • @TrackRecordEntertainment
    @TrackRecordEntertainment 6 років тому +779

    Uncle Bal went from not letting y'all film in the shop to tryna give mad discounts 😂😂

    • @powfoot4946
      @powfoot4946 6 років тому +70

      Turned quick when he saw the fiver inniy

    • @Lucas-AR
      @Lucas-AR 6 років тому +7

      They are actually the real 5 pounds champions the best I’ve seen since J gangs episode

    • @FuckdasketsHOPassass
      @FuckdasketsHOPassass 6 років тому +24

      lol "y'all" You ain't american

    • @xr6607
      @xr6607 6 років тому +1

      JOKES

    • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
      @mikaelsongameofwar2360 6 років тому +1

      Legend

  • @igotthakeyz8906
    @igotthakeyz8906 6 років тому +693

    Bossman just tryna sell dead stock to them 😂

    • @stupidyutefromlewisham5490
      @stupidyutefromlewisham5490 6 років тому +1

      IGotThaKeyz loool fr

    • @Camberwell86
      @Camberwell86 6 років тому +52

      "do you want a knife and fork"
      "do you want a toothpick" lmao

    • @leetrisk
      @leetrisk 6 років тому

      ben johnson u live near preston ?

    • @TwelveK
      @TwelveK 6 років тому +1

      Lmao alie

    • @ry6222
      @ry6222 6 років тому

      IGotThaKeyz fs 🤣😆

  • @krystianw9816
    @krystianw9816 6 років тому +244

    Na when he said uncle bal please😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jvc7777
      @jvc7777 4 роки тому

      He got his mouth shut

  • @chosenn657
    @chosenn657 6 років тому +514

    hood version of chuckle vision

    • @Bluntz_
      @Bluntz_ 6 років тому +35

      RIP Bal Chuckle

    • @mrbadass5423
      @mrbadass5423 5 років тому +4

      Correction :GEEZAH VERSION MATE

    • @DonManMaynard
      @DonManMaynard 5 років тому +2

      Chucklevision is already the hood version

  • @TheCNSR
    @TheCNSR 6 років тому +671

    Been calling them the wrong names since their debut single 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 this has been one of the best episodes since the P.A.P won scratch cards and went chicken shop 😂🏆🍗

    • @clarted5613
      @clarted5613 6 років тому

      Chicken Connoisseur where ur editor at fam

    • @callumadams5351
      @callumadams5351 6 років тому +3

      Shut up you bum

    • @Jamie-dw2jj
      @Jamie-dw2jj 6 років тому +3

      @@callumadams5351 man looks like a care worker 😱😂

    • @DegenerativePenguinism
      @DegenerativePenguinism 6 років тому

      Alex Houghton ooh you’re aard mate you are

    • @uraharamitchell7250
      @uraharamitchell7250 6 років тому +2

      Uncle you're not alone.
      I've just been calling them Ask Jeeves and Heisenberg

  • @Akmak
    @Akmak 6 років тому +195

    “Are we going to let them know where we are?”
    “no ” 😂😂😂

    • @anglo-saxon9182
      @anglo-saxon9182 6 років тому +10

      They moving paranoid

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 6 років тому +27

      @@anglo-saxon9182 opps are everywhere 😂😂😂

  • @leetothevi
    @leetothevi 6 років тому +465

    Most definitely the £5 munch champions of 2018

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 6 років тому +7

      LeeToTheVI Back again back again back again 💯

    • @jaywilliams7984
      @jaywilliams7984 6 років тому +4

      Oiiiiiiiiii

    • @blackwater6146
      @blackwater6146 6 років тому +4

      massive shout out goes to

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 6 років тому +2

      South Kilburn Lost Property Who watch is that? i live in kilburn

    • @blackwater6146
      @blackwater6146 6 років тому

      Banksy cbiz lol

  • @londonluke6890
    @londonluke6890 6 років тому +378

    Hopped off my girl for this. She's pissed at you lordie. NO LURVE MONEY GANG!

    • @revertakh1235
      @revertakh1235 6 років тому +2

      Pahahahahaga boyo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gbuck1592
      @gbuck1592 6 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @alexfoster8298
      @alexfoster8298 6 років тому +3

      I actually stopped lipsing my girl for this tho real talk fuck the bang like this shit was toooooo much😂😂😂

    • @tjjones2258
      @tjjones2258 6 років тому +3

      Priorities g

    • @glitchking4992
      @glitchking4992 6 років тому +11

      And you woke up a realised you was lipsing ur marg n ting

  • @olackbovo9643
    @olackbovo9643 6 років тому +153

    No way you got these two absolute geezers on here 😵

  • @fitprotunes
    @fitprotunes 6 років тому +194

    £5 plus the 50p charge when you pay card

    • @olivergriffiths805
      @olivergriffiths805 6 років тому +3

      fitprotunes the charge got scrapped time ago fam

    • @reececrawford1688
      @reececrawford1688 5 років тому

      @@olivergriffiths805 no it didnt

    • @reececrawford1688
      @reececrawford1688 5 років тому +2

      @@olivergriffiths805 ppl just wont let you use card below 5 quid

  • @mamadoujano3912
    @mamadoujano3912 6 років тому +151

    "You can come out to the camera you know" lool boss man in the back worrying about home office 😂😂

    • @preetscloset4116
      @preetscloset4116 6 років тому +1

      Mamadou Jano 😂😂😂

    • @uraharamitchell7250
      @uraharamitchell7250 6 років тому +6

      Man said "Home Office"
      You're fuckin rude. NO MANNERS! lmao

    • @Gordymax
      @Gordymax 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cb7340
      @cb7340 3 роки тому

      They’re gonna be knocking on his door soon🤣

  • @Insertnamehere287
    @Insertnamehere287 6 років тому +293

    These lads are blatantly still active.

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 6 років тому +47

      Hate the new UA-cam. Don’t get it twisted these man beef zone2 and bside

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 6 років тому +6

      @@Zeus-sv6wi LOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 6 років тому +8

      Yeah their still banging on Kray firm and Richardson man

    • @cb7340
      @cb7340 3 роки тому +4

      @@I.KUchiha they just packed off Prince Philip and fled to Nigeria

    • @live-inlegend9797
      @live-inlegend9797 3 роки тому

      @@cb7340 dumb af

  • @JJOwnsBtwV1
    @JJOwnsBtwV1 6 років тому +82

    Big up for making this happen

  • @fellauk
    @fellauk 6 років тому +144

    Naa big yourself up Lordie this is a legendary one

  • @xenongames7533
    @xenongames7533 6 років тому +201

    Are these guys the plugs plug 😂😂

    • @FlipzPlayz
      @FlipzPlayz 6 років тому +50

      they are the socket

  • @everythinginc8916
    @everythinginc8916 6 років тому +62

    Bas was like Petes kid being treeted he seemed so shy bless him

    • @aperturejames8332
      @aperturejames8332 6 років тому +39

      Nah he's just a boss, was shutting shit down

    • @gpu213
      @gpu213 5 років тому +23

      Nah he was on the lookout for opps, man didn't even wanna let us know where they are

  • @Banties
    @Banties 6 років тому +26

    Yooo uncle bal forcing the whole shop on them looool

  • @GRIMEREPORTTV
    @GRIMEREPORTTV  6 років тому +133

    YEPA, YEPA, YEPA!! Big up to all of you guys as always. Look out for more from Pete & Bas as well as more episodes of the £5 Munch

    • @tiptonloyalmc
      @tiptonloyalmc 6 років тому +2

      GRIMEREPORTTV mad love to you lordie

    • @bigdon1042
      @bigdon1042 6 років тому +1

      Ur moving mad!! I'm starting black panther movement ur 1st on da hit list nigga

    • @donniedanko
      @donniedanko 6 років тому +1

      Everyone I knows loves these guys. Tunes are flames too!

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 6 років тому +2

      How can u make the og's put there cans back.. Bout school night lol

    • @antman6011
      @antman6011 6 років тому +2

      GRIMEREPORTTV that's in Greenwich cuttysark across the road from the station.

  • @bryanero
    @bryanero 6 років тому +35

    This episode shoulda been £50 munch with all the moves these dons are making 😂

  • @tommo2020
    @tommo2020 6 років тому +103

    The type of bossman I dislike, ordering you about, and trying to get rid of stuff he cant sell rather than let you get what you want

  • @crazygamingrandomness354
    @crazygamingrandomness354 6 років тому +25

    These two are legends

  • @jaymarchy3267
    @jaymarchy3267 6 років тому +90

    These need a interview I want to know there inspiration for doing the music and if they listen to anyone in the grime scene also do they write the bars there spitting and why have they even started doing it what do there family think haha so many questions interview these DONS

    • @monkeybridgetribe5575
      @monkeybridgetribe5575 6 років тому +1

      its comedy they have other sketches

    • @James-kb5mx
      @James-kb5mx 5 років тому +1

      They obvs don't write the bars man it's comedy and people loved it so it took off

    • @HoneyBearCentral
      @HoneyBearCentral 5 років тому

      Would take away from their characters tho

  • @reginavsTMumby
    @reginavsTMumby 6 років тому +52

    Why aren't chanel four getting you to produce their little one hour Friday night "urban" slot?!

  • @SPR12307
    @SPR12307 6 років тому +119

    Don’t listen to the news, only in London would you get this sort of positive diversity

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 6 років тому +11

      Everybody out there breaking balls together. It's beautiful.

    • @LYNXzTwist
      @LYNXzTwist 6 років тому +4

      Bristols the same, if not better

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 років тому +1

      Not just ldn there’s brum Leicester etc too

    • @cmagz9225
      @cmagz9225 5 років тому +3

      Brum most multicultural city in the UK

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 років тому +1

      Cmagz nah leicester is

  • @xenongames7533
    @xenongames7533 6 років тому +71

    'What about waffles' my guys knows about the waffles :)

    • @southgooner86
      @southgooner86 5 років тому

      Easily my favourite quote. I was about to type a comment asking why no one had mentioned it then saw this lol

  • @bradstarkey4320
    @bradstarkey4320 6 років тому +27

    Best one yet

  • @hairyguy117
    @hairyguy117 6 років тому +35

    They look like the type to dash hot soup on you for forgetting to give them bread with it.

  • @mrp8126
    @mrp8126 6 років тому +4

    Bas looking like he was ready to ride at any time 🤣😂😅

  • @deej6572
    @deej6572 6 років тому +17

    lordie is evolving mate with these little edits loool the countdown timer got me

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 6 років тому

      Dan M8 8:25 had me rolling

  • @julesb9026
    @julesb9026 6 років тому +54

    Angry Shopkeeper mad because his till is a fiver down yet again! Brutal on him Lordie

    • @angryshopkeeper9193
      @angryshopkeeper9193 6 років тому +10

      jules b 😂😂😂 it went into my uncles till, so all is good

  • @hsolomon9409
    @hsolomon9409 6 років тому +44

    I was waiting for this big up LORDIE as ALWAYS !!

  • @E1itesniper
    @E1itesniper 6 років тому +18

    Blood in blood out clip had me creasing 😂

  • @DROJ
    @DROJ 6 років тому +15

    Bossman finessed these man big time 😂😂😭😭

  • @samuelemcb2480
    @samuelemcb2480 6 років тому +41

    Big up Uncle Bal

  • @Sean-qn5qu
    @Sean-qn5qu 6 років тому +25

    This is a legendary £5 munch ahahaha still laughing 😂

  • @twitchwozzavelli5410
    @twitchwozzavelli5410 6 років тому +35

    Bulgarian bellywash 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @novelist5380
    @novelist5380 6 років тому +41

    PROPER GEEZERS ⚒

  • @ItzEvanz
    @ItzEvanz 5 років тому +7

    Bossman trying to give them crud 😂 five pound munch and he’s giving him toothpicks

  • @Jaminn
    @Jaminn 6 років тому +30

    Look son I'm eatin a naan bread

  • @MrRossipoo
    @MrRossipoo 6 років тому +22

    I dont want a coca cola thats a girls drink 😂😂😂

  • @EckoUnlimmited
    @EckoUnlimmited 5 років тому +20

    Not watched yet but if these man don't cop werthers then I'm finished with them

  • @DEVILMATE1996
    @DEVILMATE1996 6 років тому +4

    Omg the countdown clock when he almost failed the fist bump was too much bruv hahaha lordie u genius

  • @ebanksstudios
    @ebanksstudios 6 років тому +37

    Never clicked on a vid so fast

  • @voodoochild3859
    @voodoochild3859 6 років тому +99

    I left joe rogan experience for this

  • @bigboydownstairs9651
    @bigboydownstairs9651 6 років тому +13

    Big Bas forcing these 2 to buy all the stuff he didn't need lol!

  • @malinoz9332
    @malinoz9332 6 років тому +13

    “Do one”🔥👴🏻

  • @stupidyutefromlewisham5490
    @stupidyutefromlewisham5490 6 років тому +24

    Bas is OJ,

  • @MaximDL1410
    @MaximDL1410 3 роки тому +3

    Pete and Bas are The Kings of Drill 👏❤️🔥🔥🔥

  • @Drewster195
    @Drewster195 6 років тому +27

    this was more the shopkeepers £5 munch, he was just off loading all the stuff that wont sell on em

  • @TrojanThugMusic
    @TrojanThugMusic 5 років тому +8

    They're not getting it.
    You wanna get space raiders, jelly babies, twirls, & fizzy pop. Forget wine and jars of coffee

  • @rbarrowclough
    @rbarrowclough 6 років тому +3

    "that’s a bit a the old Bulgarian belly wash, that.’’ 😂

  • @florjanprifti9243
    @florjanprifti9243 6 років тому +6

    5 pound munch best show in yt respect from Albania

  • @HIQ45
    @HIQ45 6 років тому +5

    GRTV UA-cam Channel of Year
    Lordie, Grammy for presenter of the year
    Pete and Bas, Grammy for best group

  • @EngragedGravy44
    @EngragedGravy44 6 років тому +3

    'It's a School night tonight'
    *Pete is my guy*

  • @mrmontanna666
    @mrmontanna666 6 років тому +9

    Lemon Sanpelligrinos are too dank

  • @callhopify
    @callhopify 6 років тому +4

    Legends in the making

  • @marcodunkel9353
    @marcodunkel9353 5 років тому +1

    Just discoverd these guys right now. Hope they will make lots a music still. They´re a living STATEMENT: Big upz Pete & Bas!

  • @andredrayton5668
    @andredrayton5668 6 років тому +2

    Funny enough, random thought popped into my head as I was parking up outside my place. I thought to myself "Rahh, I haven't seen Lordie upload some good golden content lately" and then I get indoors to find this. Missed you Lordie man.

  • @twentyfoursevensmoke
    @twentyfoursevensmoke 6 років тому +4

    start of the video the shopkeeper was like no camera no camera
    by the end he's like "make sure you cone here in future" and trying to get the other staff on the video
    but couldn't outsmart the triple double triple o gees

  • @bob-a-booey-4204
    @bob-a-booey-4204 6 років тому +2

    uncle bal for the next one. he already did such a good job picking their stuff.

  • @og1370
    @og1370 5 років тому +3

    Uncle bal is in ultimate bossman form today 😂

  • @ashenscratchyink3470
    @ashenscratchyink3470 6 років тому +2

    He called the shopman Bal, Bas soo many times im dying.

  • @uraharamitchell7250
    @uraharamitchell7250 6 років тому +1

    Bas is lookin like he owns the land that shop is built on.

  • @Joe_tait
    @Joe_tait 6 років тому +5

    Absolutely boys

  • @javenturner1
    @javenturner1 6 років тому +1

    My guys holding the fiver like it's the fucking golden ticket

  • @OutsidetheBoxGoalkeepingYTube
    @OutsidetheBoxGoalkeepingYTube 5 років тому +2

    Man said I’ll make u see stars like Ringo 😂😂😂

  • @MI5HT3R
    @MI5HT3R 5 років тому +4

    RULE NO.2 NEVER GIVE YOUR LOCATION AWAY 😂

  • @nialless
    @nialless 6 років тому +1

    My man Bal know whats marked up most. Happy shopper coffee lol

  • @showahbunga
    @showahbunga 6 років тому +1

    Hahahahahaha this was so random yet funny as fuck...🤣🤣🤣 loved it!

  • @BigLittleWoodsx
    @BigLittleWoodsx 6 років тому +4

    cracking, cracking, cracking, cracking, cracking, great stuff! - 10:44

  • @SezTG1997
    @SezTG1997 5 років тому +2

    Pete's laugh is brilliant

  • @bigladGIjoe
    @bigladGIjoe 6 років тому +22

    So they done a five pound munch now...... what's gonna happen next? There gonna be in a dodgy area filming another grime song with there retirement home mandem

  • @someperson7507
    @someperson7507 4 роки тому +1

    Pete looks like oldmate off mythbusters bad hahaha

  • @Hanzo1
    @Hanzo1 6 років тому +1

    Best Grime Duo there is

  • @user-jd3os8xe4o
    @user-jd3os8xe4o 4 роки тому +4

    ‘Lets go to my mate bal, asian fella but hes alright’

  • @fj2204
    @fj2204 6 років тому +1

    Bas was deffo rolling with the Kray's back in the day

  • @kc3818
    @kc3818 6 років тому +2

    Liked the video before I even watched it, respect from Sweden!

  • @photography94
    @photography94 6 років тому +2

    These guys are legends

  • @crazygamingrandomness354
    @crazygamingrandomness354 6 років тому +22

    8:24 got me creasing

    • @AJXOnline
      @AJXOnline 6 років тому

      Brads randomness Lool had to wheel this

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 6 років тому +2

      Why Lordie sound Australian 😂🤐

    • @parasitesundinism
      @parasitesundinism 5 років тому

      Broooo😂😂😂

  • @mrwhoannon300
    @mrwhoannon300 6 років тому +2

    Pete is the loud yute that leads the gang and Bas is the quite tall yute that packs a strap 😂😂

  • @DeadlySkys
    @DeadlySkys 2 роки тому +2

    I wish I had a grandad and he was like this

  • @iletelyastraightmate
    @iletelyastraightmate 3 роки тому +2

    Bas' verse on "the old estate" is fire!
    Check it out, he's got some fast, tricky word play

    • @YaBoiJern757
      @YaBoiJern757 Рік тому

      Bas kills track he's on🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @johnbill66
    @johnbill66 6 років тому +3

    These 2 are legends 😂😂

  • @Youngkompz
    @Youngkompz 6 років тому +7

    No pork scratchins??😂😂😂

  • @jamiedude1050
    @jamiedude1050 6 років тому +24

    Saw chicken man give you a shoutout live on tv

  • @vsopvisionsstartedoverpain9636
    @vsopvisionsstartedoverpain9636 6 років тому +1

    is been a while and five pound much is still going strong...it needs to be on mainstream tv asap...2019?

  • @FiddlinWithYourCerebellum
    @FiddlinWithYourCerebellum 5 років тому +1

    Y’know Lordie got a BTEC in media with them editing skills.

  • @tfadeanlockett288
    @tfadeanlockett288 6 років тому +18

    Big up lordie for this but sort us out with some uncle pains

    • @MyloSkeng
      @MyloSkeng 6 років тому +4

      Narstie kinda busy lately still 😂

    • @bakerrrc1900
      @bakerrrc1900 6 років тому +2

      Channel 4 involved now, nastie can't be seen like that, bad publicity... He's with the big fish now

    • @tfadeanlockett288
      @tfadeanlockett288 6 років тому

      Yh Yh I no but it would be nice still

  • @highlyblest
    @highlyblest 6 років тому +24

    waiting for the day someone buys a 5pound scratch card and wins 50qwid to buy a load of munch

    • @boredfm1138
      @boredfm1138 6 років тому +1

      highlyblest that’s the sort of thing that would happen

    • @r3b22ber3
      @r3b22ber3 4 роки тому

      Happened before on here

  • @8bug
    @8bug 6 років тому +4

    jeez finally big ups

  • @leodis95
    @leodis95 6 років тому +1

    This deserves to go viral straight up!

  • @SPR12307
    @SPR12307 6 років тому +1

    Uncle Bal went from heel to face real quick