Alhan - The Five Pound Munch (Part 1) [@Alhan]
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- We gave Alhan £5 to get a munch & here's what he decided to buy...
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This was the funniest one 😂😂
Nah Maxsta was
4s Over3s that was jokes too still
You are forgettin big jimmy jones
barlo90 alie 😂
Mustaq Tahmid trust me 😂😂
The guy does a £20 munch every gasworks episode 😂😂😂
Man said are both ur parents white and then spudded man 😂😂😂😂
✊🏻
And then man played bieber 😂😭😂
this one killed me cant even lieee
DEEEAD 😂😂😂😂
Spartan Entertainment racist
the uk version of sneaker shopping with complex
acreativename sneaker shopping is the American version of 5 pound munch...
Not the other way round
@@billyh7341 Correct, Grime report was about 5 years before complex's youtube
Looooooooool
Hows my man pressuring dat yute at the end😭😭
Imagine we could still do the £5 munch 😂, pack of doritos an yazoo milkshake 😑👊🏼😂
kid at the end was defo shook when lordie went crackhead mode
the boy said thank u, then he told him to say thank u 🤔
the edible kicked in
should of just took the tenner and went barbers
Yolanda The Panda ten?
Treat your self man be getting a tenner trim
Worst barbers in ldn right next to the shop he was in aswell 😂
😂🤣
@@fasttrainsliketheyjustsnif3623 u been in there? Lol
"Are both ur parents white?"
"Yeah"
"My guy!"
Hahahha
Lordy gettin more and more high throughout the vid deads me😂 keep it up my guy 💯
SAY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN 😭
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Hahahhha Lordie I love these giveaways my g
Do you actually give this shit away though?
lordie youre using all of the lights for the intro UMG are about to claim the fuck out of this lool
Double or "nothing" lol
that shops mad, i aint ever seen bossman selling 16gb usb😂😂😂
one of the chillest shop keepers yet
He needs to have patience in order to make his money
Shout out Turkish Adam Deacon
Bro the funniest part of this vid was actually when Lordie said he took an edible 😂😂😂 wtf
Beeks S for real ffs man 😂😂😂😂😂
8:46 man came out with Birmingham 😂
Naaa 16:11 the edibles possessed lordies soul im ngl that part had me rollinggggggggg
Hat shaped like a teat on a baby's bottle
Are both your parents white 😂
Turkish
@@maherhamadouch2005 Man picked up haram haribos
@@albertfrank4807 that's something that Hitler would say, and also it's not a fact, it's psuedo-scientific nonsense
albert frank lol wtf you on about actually mixed race people have the best genetics cause the widest gene pool. Go marry your cousin u wasteman
@@davidostar157 europeans have the strongest genes haha you have no idea what you are talking about ? the last time i seen a "mixed race" person in russia they were crying for the embassy because it was to cold . mixed race do not have the best genetics and a prone to illness and disease. stop talking rubbish . it is facts. a race that is pure eg african is the strongest then you have the white european . Saying a mix of both races is the strongest . the deeper the roots the stronger the genetics. just because you are mixed race sorry to break it to you but i recon you always have sickness and you have a baked bean face like fumin
How do you spell Alhan?
"Alhanb 👊🏻"
Nah I don't think so fam
Aaron Mitchell woulda been to jokes if Lordie caught on to that and didn’t give him the tenner 😂
Need to get yung filly on this 110%.. would be funniest one hands down.
Yes! 👍😂
This is the best one so far the jokes with this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 lordie done him dirty on that 2nd question
How's man getting aces of spades free lool that shopkeeper the plug 😂😂😂
Still makes no sense how he is 19
His humor is so ahead of his age. I know too many 19 year olds that are complete shitbags.
He's 20 now 🎉
Private school my bruddas
Is he actually though? Mad1
This guy will be a star.
Dons 19 madd lookin like Pablo escobar in his prime
Lordie dashed out the rulebook for this. My mans budget went up and down like mad.
Jail changed Potter Payper
Ffs🤣🤣🤣
Put some respect on MOD general u pussio!!! Do u know mover ?? Potter will put u to soil
@@hrbtodisdaaay9221 🤣🤣🤣fanny
HRB To dis DAAAY 😭😭😭😭
Happy Birthday the legend 19 going on 45.
our holy father, coming home where he belongs to give the masses what they deserve
“They do fam, I copped one the other da-“😂😂😂
Slowly becoming an Alhan fan still, he seems like the guy you need to be around when you're high to get the best jokes LMAO
Man said Palmers Green you know. Big up the ends
Palmers Greek
Tio989 trust , I’m greek myself😂
Your most famous goon is Ash Sarkar, real boss
Cmon
ValWop my guy 👊🏼
Should've gave him 15 quid 5 for the munch and 10 for a fuckin haircut next door jeezusss
Lordie need to start a new series 'Five pound lunch' loool
welcome back
Alhan is a fool for that intro 😂😅
Why does the editing look like when someone uses editing software for the first time 😂 looking like a PowerPoint presentation!
This guys too funny cant believe i missed this in the past
😂Class, that Justin beiber tune at the end coz it was a white kid with the bender's elite hair style was 👌🤣
all i did was look at the thumbnail and it already had me dead
Are both your parents white?
My guy
This guy is so tapped I love him🤣🤣
Loooool the fact this is in my local is hilarious. Big up alhan every time
I smell a gambling problem.
Grime report back finally
Man like alhan the man is too funny big up lordie and alhan been waiting for this one 💯
Met this don at Boiler Room last night his energy is something else. Proper positive and funny guy.
why u cappin for
Was just thinking the other day how good gasworks and grime report would be together
Yesssss lordie £5 munch just when a needed something to pass ten mins. We need another poundland rubbish vid asap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alhan pulling up in a Tesla 😂 the gas 💨 is workin fam lmaoo
Arolite 92 😂😂😂
@Arolite 92 that's why he's P'd up, certain man are out here wearing all their money with zero in the bank👀
*in his mom's Tesla
@@gooboid bruv if you saw how much he gets just for doing Gasworks alone, it's a madness
Lordie one of the funniest and realest guys out there
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE BRUV
£5 munch is the best show on internet and TV. Big up Lordie
Started with double or nothing on £5 munch, now Alhans out in Vegas on the roulette. It all started with £5 munch!!!
“Are both your parents white?” “My Guy” ahahhaha
I felt personally attacked when you said “you don’t got no tv in ur yard?” Cz... my household doesn’t own one 😔😫🤦🏻♀️ not allowed! 😭😭
How do you not have a Television in your home? That's some harsh life you're living.
When lordie sent him back in the car in the beginning the edits r too funny 😭😂
£5 munch needs to return bmt
Who’s Roy cropper fam 😂😂😂that bit had me dying
"When you gonna change your name to drill report?" Alhans acc got jokes
Man can't get a Ace of Spades for £5 wtf😂😂😂😂
180 trusss
It was on the house.
fucking cracked me up, just the confidence Alhan said it as well
He wasnt lying best shop in whole of london BOSSMAN SINCE DAY
Lordie was not tryna give him the score 😂
"Yo keep it down I'm doing the 5 pound munch" even in 2020 these are still jokes, ffs😂😂
Naaa this caught me off guard
Jheez man copped the ace of spades outta love 😂
We back baby
Trust Lordie to notice those dodgy magazines on the shelf. 😂😭
Alhan: are both your parents white?
Kid: yeah
Alhan: my guy *spuds*
Looking at the dirty mags 😂 😂
"I'm feelin a little bit brexit"
Shout out Lordie and Grime Report
Alhan x Lordie has made my week
I think you should do chunks haha be sick tha
Uhh that was me at the end actually caught lacking 🤭😂
is itttttttttttttttttt
Hahaahahahhahahahahah
Kmp goes your school and said your wet I wouldn’t take that
Get some 7up Lordie had me dying we all know what he was sippin 😂😂
you gotta reverse dat!!!
Best one for a while man👊🏻
Best one yet my g Alhan
@ 10.55 😂😂😂😂 Lordie is a G... "see what you can get for free fam"
Lordie and Alhan are a good blend yana 😂
Bring it back Lordie this show is needed
Boss fully looks like Bruno
this one had man struggling to breathe 😂😂
THAT KID AT THE END AND MY MAN PUT IN "AND OHHHHHHHH IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE" GOT ME FUCKIN CREASIN FAM
Should of failed him for puttin B at the end of his name 😂
you need the angry scottsman on this show RIGHT 5$ POUNDS FOR IRON BRU??
Whys it say part 1? Where's part 2 then lords?
8:04 - Loool
alhan was defo set 8 😂😂😂
“No more questions...I’m burnt out!” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
best ep
lol legit thought it was Alan just spelt different, nearly died when i heard how his name is pronounced. 😂😂
Alhan don't beat yourself treat yourself pmsl big up alhan 💯
omdz! I lost attention half way through cz I was checking this one on the gram and her profile took me somewhere, then I rewound this like 5 mins and I'm so happy I did, maybe its the shrooms idk but this was so funny! can't believe I wasn't already subscribed.
it was nelsb._ for those of you that love the glute work
Just got to the end and I love that boss man honestly went to the blunts! I love that, he just thought what's the most exclusive thing I can show, blunts!
Lordie on GASWORKS needed
Alhan knows about the haribo super mix
'A L H A N B' man spelled his own name wrong 5:22
B isn’t part of the spelling he was saying b to Lordie after,you don’t know lingo
theres always one, not like it says his name twice in the title or anything smh
Bobby Firmino just stfu why you watching the vid if you don’t know when he said b he was talking to lordie not bout the spelling
Yo Bobbys sick LFC FOR LIFE
My man said A - l - h - a - n b