50 Ways to Die in Minecraft X
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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• Part 10 Credits
This is the 10th regular installment in my series of comedy Minecraft montages. Some people didn't understand what the thumbnail of this video is supposed to be. It's a picture of Atropos, one of the 3 fates from Greek Mythology, cutting the thread of someone's life. Some people had, let's just say, a much less monetizable interpretation of the image. I suppose it's because I made the thread red, but I couldn't think of what other color to make it. Black would have been harder to see, and white would have made it look like it was part of the same body as the arms. I suppose I could have made it gold. Some people also commented that this was a reference to the Disney Hercules movie, but it's not. It's referencing the same thing that the movie was referencing, although I probably got the idea from the movie.
Also, a few people accused me of stealing the concept of using the letter "X" to name the 10th installment from Fortnite. So just to clarify, using an X to mark the tenth entry in a series is done because X is the roman numeral for 10.
As for the video, in my opinion, this one is pretty mediocre, which is odd, because I made it at the same time as part 11. For vanilla 50 ways videos, I usually make enough clips for two videos, then rank them from funniest to least funny, then split them evenly between the two videos so that neither video ends up being too bad. But on re-watching them half a year later, I think part 11 ended up being much better than part 10. Maybe my tastes changed.
Despite being worse overall, Part 10 still has a few good moments. My favorites are the 8 crossbows scene, the suspicious Stu scene, the airplane scene, the skeleton dungeon scene, the expired water scene, and the last scene. In the expired water scene, some have pointed out that the expiration date on the bottle is the expiration date for the bottle itself, not the water. I actually already knew that because I googled it as soon as I saw the expiration date in real life. But I still made it a clip in the video because I thought the idea of water expiring like cheese was funny.
The clone trooper joke isn't just a reference to Star Wars. It's specifically a reference to the original Star Wars: Battlefront II from 2005. In that game, whenever you played as a droideka, the AI clones would all throw thermal detonators at you whenever they had line of sight, filling the screen with red glowing metal softballs. I think it's pretty clear indicator that I didn't have enough good jokes that a joke about such an obscure subject made it in to the video.
If things hadn't been going so well for me in 2019, I would never have risked putting Robocop footage in my video.
#Minecraft #50WtDiM #Comedy
I'm putting the credits in a separate video to avoid getting demonetized and also so that people don't flood their screens with the credits after pressing "Read More" like usual.
ua-cam.com/video/-2mEMOpp_kQ/v-deo.html
Jake Eyes COPPA and FTD is implementing their new UA-cam rule in Jan 2020
Sup.
Why do I remember watching this
Let's go
What about my requests?
Top 10 questions science still can't answer: why was Jake Eyes Demonitized
Chomas Fan2019 Productions because his has no eyes
Because the All-seeing Omnipresent Eye that controls UA-cam just wanted to remind everyone not to mess with it.
@@twistedwonderland9378 UA-cam is racist.
Teaches people to kill their friends
idea train chase before crashing into the building
That's probably the farthest the gingerbread man has gotten in his sentence.
Yup
Im starting to feel bad for her now
Are you assuming genders
Jk
frozen doge
“ man “ FOR “HER”
"So, are you going to add some bees to your farm?"
"What are you talking about? There are no bees in minecraft."
*immediately stung by angry bees*
[Not keeping up to date with updates]
Yes but it says NOT KEEPING UP TO DATE WITH UPDATES. P.s. sorry if that sounded rude in any way.
@@abramlaroche3298 ?????
@@Dan-379 I agree with you
"Also, a few people accused me of stealing the concept of using the letter "X" to name the 10th installment from Fortnite." LMAO
I actually dislike the game, and I haven't played it since October 2018.
Calm down, I'm going to speak to them. "loads shotgun"
Where did you see that part?
Hang on, let me get some good recommendations for those players…
(Sends out a recommendation for Fairly Odder to all Forniters)
There! Done.
Keeping your hearts at half all the time.
Foreshadowed The, “There Are No Trucks In Minecraft” quote, nice!
where?
That's not what foreshadowing means.
? Fast reply tho.
UnderNated oh he used foreshadowing wrong, that explajns the confusion
7:55 Ah! He said it! XDDDDDDDD
Heavy voice: 'exists'
Minecraft youtubers: *'I should have done this, long ago!'*
`WHO TOUCHED MY GUN ` said a sad heavy spotted on the streets without his gun
Theres also a engi voice line and i thought also a high pitched sniper laugh
Let's do this Texas style
I AM FULLY CHARGED
@@chaos_blue1089 doctor, are you sure this will work?!
“My name is inigo montoya.”
“You kill my father.”
“P r e p a r e t o d i e”
*Escaped...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Inconceivable!
the ender dragon is female tho?
You are already dead
"There are no trucks in Minicraft."
Meanwhile in Minicraft, an actual game Notch made:
Lol yeah ludum dare
No! The sign says minecraft!! Why did you say minicraft???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SAY “THERE ARE NO TRUCKS IN MINECRAFT”????!?!???????!!
Minccraft
I don't get this joke explain someone
@@Silly__billy777 Ned has been killed by saying ‘there are no trucks in Minecraft’ before, he was testing on Stu to see if it’s the saying of the words that trigger the death, or he was just incredibly unlucky. Stu of course messes up, Ned almost says the words, catches himself, and then accidentally says them anyway, causing another truck to hit him.
Jake: Doesn’t censor “Die” as “Dye”
UA-cam and Coppa: *So, you have chosen Death.*
UA-cam and Coppa: *Gets demonitized with the word Death*
50 ways to die on youtube
Future me: Am I a joke to you?
Nobody notices my questions, so i will ask it here...? Do anybody know what is the music on 4:35
UA-cam:ao you chose **die**
New idea: being a minecraft charecter working for Jake Eyes
uh, no
Cool idea!
Yes
I love the idear
@frisk ?
Idea: trying an mlg water bucket... next to lava ( the water turns into obsidian and the player dies)
Technically it would turn to stone.
@@cybersketcher1130 Or cobblestone, depending on whether the water was a source block.
Technically it would stay water and the flowing lava would turn into cobblestone.
@@see3655 So the best way to do it would be Water Bucket Challenge (someone pours lava over the Water Bucketer, it turns the water to stone and the player dies), or just basic cheats to turn water into obsidian in moments when water shouldn't actually be obsidian, given normal game rules. In the latter scenario, a later death is based on nitpicking.
lol
Carrying more than the entire Earth's total gold supply in your inventory:
*Gets squished*
"Failing to follow the containment procendures"
Is that an SCP reference?
I felt like that was just a very drawn out D class joke
D-BOIS UNITE!
Yes
ΩɱΞɠα ʗɧąΓἲʐåį yes
In this experiment, the D-Stu was obedient instead of hesitant to follow orders. This unexpected collaboration caused a major containment breach at Site-[ ], resulting in its on-site nuclear warhead to be detonated.
From now own, all D-class are required to take a hearty dose (3 liters) of SCP-[ ], and a daily supplement of dado's secret sauce so that future experiment may go smoothly.
Couple: look at our new baby!
Redstone Ned: what do u mean? There are no babies in Minecraft...
(Baby zombie kills him)
How about an ARMY OF BABY ZOMBIES instead of just one?
A army of Baby drowned holding tridents
Lol
Idea: downloading the wrong mod
*dies to a scp*
RedstoneNed was killed by one.. as the sentence caused a game anamoly. It also said failing to follow containment procedures as death 50
@@yunhuaou1436 👀
@Minh Vương Bảo Special Containment Procedures
Idea: Saying “Ok Boomer” to a Minecraft Veteran
Esteban Brzosko or to a creeper
C l e a v e r
@@Vtron-pe2bw aw man
What does it mean btw, my brother won't stop saying it.
CyberSketcher 11 basically when an adult says something like “it’s that damn phone!” You would respond by saying “ok boomer”
2:09 it is funny how you have nothing on the spot in the inventory you’re at
WHAT!?!?
Idea: Trying to do a stealth mission into a pillager outpost.
SCP-NTIM-J
"No Trucks In [REDACTED]"
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-NTIM-J, this SCP cannot be contained. As such, in the event of a containment breach, the person who uttered the phrase activating SCP-NTIM-J (hereby referred to as SCP-NTIM-J-1) is to be considered dead, and their body secured and incinerated as quickly as possible.
Description: SCP-NTIM-J is a simple phrase, "There are no trucks in [REDACTED]. Uttering this phrase results in SCP-NTIM-J-1 to be immediately [DATA EXPUNGED] by a truck, resulting in multiple lethal lacerations and bruises, as well as numerous broken bones and ruptured organs across SCP-NTIM-J-1's body, resulting in a near instantaneous death. The origin of the phrase comes from a UA-cam video originally titled "50 ways to [REDACTED] in Minecraft", uploaded by user "Jake Eyes"
Addendum: Incidents SCP-NTIM-J-A, SCP-NTIM-J-B, and SCP-NTIM-J-C.
Upon further investigation of the effects of SCP-NTIM-J, the effects of the phrase extends to trains and planes. More research must be conducted to investigate further. Testing on D-Class personnel is no longer allowed unless authorized by the O5 council or The Administrator, due to the D-Class always making the researchers accidentally utter SCP-NTIM-J. Poor Doctor Ned.
This is great
Where is the Class? Is it Apollyon?
Me: There are no trucks in minecraft
Me again: *Jumps in front of Personnel*
Personnel: You weren't supposed to do that...
Truck: *Beeps* Double Kill >:)
Dr. Matthew probly
Object class: Keter
Idea: Overthinking ''die in minecraft.'' Jokes.
Exactly
Didn’t they do that
@@lazyproductions8005 I don't think so.
2:06 love the TeamFortress reference
okay why don't you have more likes-
Forgetting that sleep is necessary to survive in the update due to nightmares
Idea:
Ht by a train:
Ned: ahh! *hops off the track*
Ned:hang on, last time it fell right here!
*hops back on track*
train actually is on track and hits him! Ha!
Cube Dude underrated comment needs more attention
There are No Trucks In Minecraft.
Adrey Jeremy Arceo
bruh
*Gets hit By a truck*
X_X
Well Jake eyes already kinda did that idea on the first 50 ways to die in minecraft
5:05 Red Bull (Doesnt) Give You wings
Me: say "there are no truck in Minecraft"
Truck: so you have chosen dead
@ReyZer seems more of an indochinese judging by the name
*Tân Phạm Nhật got hit by a truck in Minecraft*
r/youngkidsyoutube
Grammar 100
@@howdster No, more of just a language barrier. Look at his name.
2:06 *loads crossbows* I should have done this long ago *screams*
TF2 references.
yatatatatatatatatatta
hooray for tf2
Heavy from TF2
POOTIS!!!!!!!
4:23
Nerd: * Talks about sand blocks automatically updating *
That cave in the background: *Hey*
Finally, have been waiting a long time for this. Must’ve taken a long time to make, but it’s not the result that is worth while, its the effort. This will definitely be 100% better than the previous ones. Good Job Mate.
Fun fact: The expiration date on a bottle of water is for the plastic bottle itself, which can decay and release dangerous chemicals into the water. It's less "expired water" and more "water from expired plastic bottle"
Ideas:
Hitting the great wall of china while flying in a elytra
about the expired water one, actually it's the bootle that has a expire date, after that date it's chemicals dilute in the water, contaminating it. Nice vid btw :)
Miner: *getting shot to death by skeletons*
Subtitles: Music
An idea if the next comes around Valentine’s Day:
Sending a card to your ex
* girlfriend kills you because she thinks you cheated on her*
6:07 See the skeleton Left-Handed
Idea: Trying to turn a planet into a star.
5:14 The reason water "expires" is because the plastic of the bottle can leach into the water over time and contaminate it with chemicals
Jake Eyes: 50 ways for your soul to leave and make you sleepy
UA-cam: no, still violent
"for your soul to leave" O.o
Your idea sounds more scary than the actual title.
50 ways to commit not feeling good
You should make one “wearing socks to bed”
Somehow..
I didn’t think this would come out so quickly.
fun fact: the expiring date on the water bottles is refered to the bottles, not the water
bruhhhh
How to imortal:
Step 1 : magico liquido
the chemicals from the plastic leak into the water.
Idea:Destroying a Bees nest
…
Destroying a bees nest with other bee nests around it.
Drinking a potion of slowness 100000, can’t move.
Also: Pulling a sword out of a stone (Arms break)
Almost 3 years late, but 6:39 hurts because of how true it is
The thumbnail symbolizes, and I quote:
*”CuT tHe VÆÏÑ 2 TaKE AwEH Teh PÆÏÑ”*
Idea: Trying to prove the Earth is flat in minecraft
*Shoots a bow and arrow*
*turns around*
*arrow hits them as it goes around the round Earth*
The new battlefront 3 looks great! Love the pixelated style.
They are even releasing the game with droidekas from the start!
When I finished watching this video my sister said there are no trucks in minecraft and a truck drove by our house as a waring
Here is a good one: literally breaking the fourth wall, and finding out it is made up of glass.
Heres one:
Getting caught in a fight about the pronouncing of potato
And then an alien potato squished them and says " my name is beeeeeeeep boopbeeeooooooop boo"
It's a 'tater
@@sossololpipi9633 omg somebody smart for once
It's poteito
it is patota
Refusing to do your death joke anymore
(Gingerbread man not wanting to do the joke anymore resulting in sword to the face)
The big 10. Congrats on making it this far with this show. And honestly, ending this vid with another 'There are no trucks in Minecraft' gag was a genius idea.
I have 2 ways to die
1: (taking advertisements litteraly) that troll guy gives the noob some “fire proof” armour and he burns to a crisp
2. NUCLEAR WARFARE
Yay *nuclear warefare*
Says russia
7:45: *Me When I'm about to say a Swear word*
Everyone: "Oh, look clone troopers...."
Me: "those clone troopers are 501st battalion phase 2 troopers which were commonly used druring the hight of the clone wars. they were mostly used for defending places like naboo and kamino, where the clones were created."
Yes a star wars fan and you are true
51st way to die:
Realizing you have no life.
(I'm kidding of course.)
Yea Star Wars fan here too, I knew that they were the 501st battalion phase two, used on Kamino and kashyyk sometimes becazue they used the 41st legion? the camo green Ones
Mind blow\(° ͜°)/
Then they killed the person who they were protecting
Suggestion: Trying to get JakeEyes demonitized (joke lol)
Idea: using anything that someone else has made on UA-cam
3:41 R. I. P panda
???? - 2019
Lets just have a moment of silence for the panda
That's no panda, that's a droidica!
@@gl7029 so have I been killing droidica or pandas
So cute :(
@@Itihari3 Droidicas aren’t cute, clanker!
That’s not a droidica.
Forgetting to tie up lose ends my reaction: you mean tv shows too good to end yet with 50 more questions than answers jake: comes up with something like I couldnt imagine it was even more clever It brightens my day whenever you post
idea? maybe:writing a comment and wait a moment but no one likes
(player died)
*Maybe*
ok i will died
in Minecraft
Hmm, maybe
Uhh what?
@@Faux_Fox_ yes
2:07
"I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS LONG AGO!!!!!!"
"AAÀAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
R
U
S
S
I
A
My Favorite Line!
Tf2 refrence
6:20 engineer too
Idea: Burning Trees
Infront of Mr Beast Fans
Do yOU WaNT to ExPLodE???
Ariana Martinez That could damage the nearby trees though. Drown him instead, the water can’t harm them
@@danielmclatchie2053 true but what I was getting at was the beast fans would end him like in despicable me Edith said something about drinking a potion and Dr. Nefario said do you want to explode?
Whoever had that idea is the devil for sure!!!!!!!! 3:42
Idea: reanacting “and then there were none”
XD I JUST READ THAT BOOK IN HIGH SCHOOL
@@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 which one? I love reading
Yo
Here's an idea for part 11 cutting down a chorus plant that grows a nuke
nukes*
But there are no nukes on mincraft
emily catalan *redstone Ned gets nuked*
@@colasap7367 Ikr
emily catalan rival rebels
Idea: have somebody say “there are no spheres in minecraft” somehow
I feel like when that happens there should be people starting a round earth vs. cube earth debate (for minecraft of course) like this:
ua-cam.com/video/p9Z8OjDW3AQ/v-deo.html
Top 10 questions science still can't answer: why was Jake Eyes Demonitized yet morgz and dillon the hacker still fully monetized
i always like the fact that the last deats are very creative and longer than all of the other ones.
The fact that he got 5 left handed skelie bois from a skeri boi spewner on death 42 makes it cooler
Idea: touching a lava dispenser while wearing a redstone skin
I laughed quite a bit at this one.
Thanks
Saying frik or heck on a Christian minecraft server
*Gets banned by admin*
no arrows dragon fight is actually possible. You can use snowballs, or pearl and blow the crystals from an angle where it won't do much damage to you, or, if you're REALLY good at the game, you could put a slab on the bedrock pillar's second block, go on it, and rush the dragon when it's trying to land with 6-7 beds. By detonating&replacing one every time it tries to turn, you can do enough damage to shoot through its end crystal regeneration and kill it.
At 6:59 he was actually doing what the guy told him to do lol
Liked my own comment
Killing an animal...
Next to someone whose is an animal protection group
Miner: Walks into dungeon
Skeletons: So anyways I started blasting
Is that Undertale? My friend plays it and tells me about it, I don't
@Xavier Caro no the “so anyways I started blasting” is a meme
@@sebassthepiester5834 ah ok
Fortnite:"*Skeleton* shotgunned *Miner*"
@Mohamed Haitham did you just mention fortnite in my reply section?
here's a good one "teaching stu how to summon TNT when he's next to you"
and "summoning TNT without TNT summoning manual"
Stu would have to survive for it to work
I just love dumb movie characters. Especially their derpy voices.
6:54 Plot Twist: He knew what was gonna happen if he reads the sign so he says other things so it will happen to the guy on the speaker.
Idea: stepping on a Lego
I know it's impossible, but there's a mod to get legos in Minecraft
Ideas:
Getting a coffee from a grass bear on top of a plant building
(sniffs three times) Mm merow!
Suggestion:
Watching “The Mandalorian” and seeing baby yoda (try to come up with something off of that)
You get a heart attack from the UNLIMITED ADORABLENESSSSSSS!
3:03 additional death:
stalking someone (that has a hotbar full of Saturated loaded crossbows)
OR
Forgetting to fix your shields
2:26 Ehh Mazing
3:13 best part starts here
2:55 unfortunately girls aren't made of ores
🤣🤣
0:44 I love the somkey the bear reference!
*Smokey the Bear and I also love the Fifa and cindy's credit card imploded into a black hole LOL
Idea: forgetting that theres a TNT in your house thats already activated
I like the Greek mythology reference on the thumbnail!
4:49 At least he wasn't able to feel his death! Lol 😹
Idea: not having an original idea.
Arent i fun y
I_Inferno Ha
No..
can we just appreciate the fact that the person that suggested the thorns 250 armor (the actual comment said 250, not 255) was named agent Nugget, and their profile picture is Nugget from kindergarten, in a santa outfit, I like profiles sometimes
6:22 windows 7
New idea: the gingerbread man is in the Nether and he is running from a lot of mobs saying "Run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm...on soul sand. Dang it." And then the mobs come and kill him. That would be hilarious. Love your vids!
Spoiling The Mandalorian in front of a hardcore star wars fan
5:48 crowds crowds crowds as slow as you can,you cant reach me!
IM THE GINGERBREAD-
(Insert ghast being a [BIG SHOT])
*corpse*
(dies brutally)
He said corpse
@@rubiks_20 oh ok
Death 32: Drowning your campfire with a bottle of 100LL Aircraft Fuel. (4:42)
Common misconception. In real life, aircraft fuel is NOT flammable in LIQUID form, but it is in a Gaseous form.
But hey, the death happened in Minecraft, and Minecraft is a game, so.....
I guess if you say “there are no trucks in Minecraft” it’s like when you say I like trains
🚚🚅
7:30 when the captions break
Idea: Mining an apple tree
"Apple block falls down"
Going on a pool of lava with fire resistance -IV
Fire resistance -IV has 0 seconds fire resistance