500 Ways to Die in Minecraft (Compilation of Parts 1-10)
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
- Don't eat it all at once. You'll get a stomachache.
Credit to PurpleGamer2006 for tracking down the timestamps because I forgot to do it.
0:00 - Intro
0:17 - Part 1
5:26 - Part 2
12:19 - Part 3
19:32 - Part 4
29:00 - Part 5
35:23 - Part 6
42:37 - Part 7
53:00 - Part 8
58:23 - Part 9
1:09:10 - Part X
1:16:45 - Christmas Edition
1:26:14 - Fairy Tale Style
1:39:33 - Credits
#Minecraft #50WtDiM #Comedy - Ігри
I'm not gonna put all the credits in one comment. You'd never reach the bottom in the same month that you pressed "Read More." So instead, I'm just gonna put links to the credits of each part individually.
Part 1 Credits (in the Description)
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Part 2 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 3 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 4 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 5 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 6 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 7 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 8 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 9 Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Part 10 Credits
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Christmas Edition Credits (in the Pinned Comment)
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Fairy Tale Style Credits
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Cool
Ok
this just means to demolish a Mount Everest in 9865 days :p
1000 ways to die in minecraft soon
Video released 30 mins ago
Comment was made 13 hours ago....
YT is drunk again
17:55
the line "there are no icebergs in minecraft" shows how old this video is.
they added icebergs(frozen ocean biome) to minecraft in the aquatic update and they've been in the game for a while now.
It's still hilarious though.
But it is in the aquatic update
Actually 1.14
🤓🤓🤓
😀s😝uERueatyq😀😀yq💔ryqq😀💔y😀qrfqq💔😀eqqtq😀t💛💔😝y😀💛💛💔😝h😀💛😝g💛💔😀ryte😀t💔at💔q😀😀
@@ohmyjoshua2665 ?
"There are no fairies in Minecraft"
4 years later;
Allay: Allow me to introduce myself!
No fairies are in minecraft despite the vex and allay
@@AstralsVideosAndShorts exactly
My favourite part about this series is the the reappearance of established players, such as the red hooded guy always having a neither-related death, the lumberjack who tries to cut down a chorus plant, the two angry bunches of ‘flame war’ players, Redstone Ned getting killed by saying something doesn’t exist in Minecraft, etc. The nod to older jokes and the continuation of them was done really well.
Don't forget The Gingerbread Man
One of my favourite comments over the last four years of this video's existence
Someone the Warehouse
22:47 - Getting Lost in the Dark in a TNT Warehouse
23:35 - Attempting to Troubleshoot the Broken Lightswitch of a TNT Warehouse
24:52 - Building a Wooden Fireplace in a TNT Warehouse
38:38 - Dodging a Ghast Fireball In Front of a TNT Warehouse
43:45 - Firing a Flame Bow in a T̶N̶T̶ Warehouse
1:00:56 - Lowering the Number of Sick Days Your Employees Can Take
You forgot this one, 1:39:18, TNT warehouse story.
i like how you can feel the humor progress and become more modern over time
7:58 hi Pacman
@@frankli7434 P A C M A N LOL
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@@gracejiang9384 MOVIE 1:14:45
I like how during the bedrock splitting part they simplified the words they were saying in the text, and then desimplified what they were saying in the text.
1:03:00
@@minebloxavplayz That's the timestamp for Pi, genius. The timestamp for splitting a bedrock block is 10:45!
Until the “turn on the big green light” one.
Desimplified…
Do you mean complicated
@@marksmith5754 yes and this was a year ago when I was obviously more stupid
8:57 Michael the Legendary sword pov: Michael the Legendary sword just knocks SCP-5167 from the loki earth getting out from this universe
Wtf are you smoking
the animations are really smooth, and its amazing how good they are, and the amount of effort used in making one video.
It took me years to understand “Forgetting to Add the Redstone”. Now I finally see it, which is ironic since the invisibility potion wore off years ago without the redstone boost.
yeah same
For non-minecraft enjoyers :
Invisibility potion but No redstone : 3;00 duration
Same potion but Yes redstone : 8;00 duration
Random Guy dying: “Before I die, I want you to engrave this on my gravestone.”
Random Guy’s son: “What is it?”
Random guy: *500*
Хихихи хорошая шутка
lol
@@tyleravery1905
.
:/
What the fuck
42:02 *a theme song to something*
TURTLE POWER
11:10 Its truly inspiring to see him take such inspiration from minecraft story mode subtitling. it truly warms my heart. (Sarcasm intented)
Story mode aged like milk…
Please kill me
501: hacking
502: trying to make a really laggy trap but you accidently get yourself inside of the trap
504 takeing 1 million times
@Zoe Diaz Infante слишком много символов((
503: Making the wrong world settings
504: F̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ y̶o̶u̶ a̶r̶e̶n̶’t̶ a̶n̶ a̶d̶m̶i̶n̶ Getting banned
505: Perfect shot (almost)
506: Being blind
507: Trolls
508: Karma
509: Forgetting the world border
510: Attemping to sue the ender dragon
511: School
512: F̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ b̶u̶t̶t̶o̶n̶ p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ Nuclear Bombs
513: Breaking the 4th wall
514: Shooting stars
515: Beating Minecraft (but you drank a potion that swapped you with the ender dragon)
Zoe Diaz Infante damn
@Zoe Diaz Infante he doesn't take comments as suggestions anymore, come one, he made this clear, like, a year ago
Really like how no matter how saturated these types of videos have become, they still come up with clever ideas for them.
niko
Me wearing headphones: Oh no. It's a jumpscar----AAAAAAAAA
It gets me every time...
Ready? sego 😂
11:45 I like you how that white laser got bigger and make it does sound
Niko oneshot? Two? What are you doing here?
I really appreciate the effort that you guys put into this, this must’ve taken forever
I love the "ye olde pre 1.9 boats of yore" part. ❤ That brings us back to the old Minecraft days.😂
I like how the first few were realistic by Minecraft’s logic but slowly when from Minecraft to real world with a hint of a cartoony vibe
@Dynamite Dog *gets obliterated by a dump truck*
@Diego Sanchez wut?
There are no icebergs in Minceraft!
rest in piece dynamite dog
R.I.P
1000 wyae To die in mincraft!!!!
Honestly the “There are no _____ in Minecraft” is one of my favorite examples of a running gag ever.
Also the TNT Warehouse gag is also funny!
I like trains
@WarriorDobby 457 OMG, NICE IDEA
Yeah me too
Ned trying to be a smart-axe
13:24: Overview:
Flipping a lever that fires an arrow that triggers a trip wire that pushes a slime block that launches the arrow into a button that activates a piston that pushes a villager that lures a zombie into luring an iron golem over a pressure plate that launches a cat that scares a creeper into a fire that kills the creeper who drops some gunpowder into a stream that pushes it into a portal that slides the gunpowder over some ice and over a pressure plate that activates a piston that updates a block which updates a floating line of gravel that falls and updates a long line of gravel that drops a skeleton that lures a wolf into a portal that sends the wolf in front of a sheep that lures the wolf over a trip wire that removes a water block that suffocates a squid that drops an ink sac into a hopper that feeds a chest that activates a comparator which activates a piston that pushes a witch off a pressure plate that pulls in a piston that pulls a line of slime blocks that pulls a stone block that drops an anvil that lands behind you
*And then a creeper blows you up*
1:12:39 fun fact: lingering and splash slow fall potions are able to catch you just like a water bucket, but you would need near (if not) perfect timing with the splash slow fall potion
i love how now that I'm older i actually get most of these jokes and references and laugh harder at them then i used to
YOU AND ME BOTH !!!
No one:
Jake Eyes: “TNT warehouse.”
What is with the three lives of the TNT warehouse?? Surely, the TNT Warehouse would just all blow up. It was almost invincible until the last time... How did the TNT destroy THAT much?
Think that's my next build...
T
T
@@Bepzii. Haha, very funny.
Also, surprisingly, all of these comments were made 1 ______ ago, from 1 month ago to 1 week ago, to 1 hour ago. And now one second ago!
This is how to execute a how to die series correctly. Thank you for the years of laughter mate!
12:32 “Friendly Fire will not be tolerated.”
This should be a movie: it's long enough!
Delta Australia well this IS the movie
It's the new asdfmovie
@@dzarthedemon4855 indeed 😂😂
A short dumb *insert bad word here* movie!
*is legit 1 hour and 45 minutes long*
It Should Can Go In Cinema
This took a while but after watching Dune, Monty Python and a butt load of other films I finally understood all the deaths
I always thought the sandworm one was a a reference to empire strikes back, until rewatching the series today and realizing it’s dune lmao
ONE OF US
you deserve a medal
All hail the pythons. We should always look on the bright side of life
Wow
I love this video you did an amazing job on it and I'm always happy when I wach it and I hope you do more.
0:00 Intro
0:17 Part I
5:26 Part II
12:19 Part III
19:32 Part IV/IIII
29:00 Part V
35:23 Part VI
42:37 Part VII
53:00 Part VIII
58:23 Part IX
1:09:10 Part X
1:16:45 Christmas Edition (Part XI)
1:26:14 Fairytale Edition (Part XII/Final)
1:39:33 The End
Ideas for 50 ways to die in minecraft 11:
1. Breaking a bee nest without placing campfire
2. Baking a cake using enderdragon's egg
3. In-breeding your farm animals too many times and then eating their meat
4. Living during 15th century Europe during peak of bubonic plague
5. Drinking fermented honey
6. Playing minecraft VR for 24 hours
7. Reacting your old cringe on youtube
8. Creating a clone of yourself to do your homework (becomes self-aware)
9. Instilling every single mod from curseforge on your PC (the house explodes)
10. Being owned by EA.
Saying "honey doesn't ferment in Minecraft because the sugar dehydrates bacteria and kills them."
11. Being a careless pirate (piracy)
12. Being a careless pirate
(literally)
13. Recklessly farming honey (killed by bees)
14. Forgetting to bring Milk when farming honey
15. Bring unpasteurised milk when farming honey
16. Bringing an infinity bow without arrows ( player realised that infinity bows need to work with arrows)
17. Mining bedrock (FBI OPEN UP)
18. Drinking lots of honey (diabetes)
19. Bringing a gun to a gunfight without ammunition
20. Eating an egg (player consumed egg shell)
21. Listening to 1 hour of bell noises
22. Climbing a ladder while phantoms are attacking
23. Figuratively getting roasted (rap battles)
24. Literally getting roasted
3 should have "Sweet Home Alabama" playing in the background. ;)
25: Broken Scroll Wheel: Attack of the Poison Potion XXIVVVX
Everyone: jake is there actually going to be 500 ways to in minecraft?
Jake: *make that 600*
Why do you have tower defense logo.
Questionn't
@@JAISSTEUER No. It was supposed to be 659 not 650.
@@BookEditorBE No 600
@@JAISSTEUER No 600
i havent watched this for literal years and rewatching it, understanding the references more? makes it just as funny
after three years, this compilation is still so funny!
“Bats... somehow”
2020: *”It’s a special tool that will help us later”*
OH MY GOD YES XDDDD
Corana: hey there
Mojang: lets introduce bats as a food source!
Corona: My time has come.
(I know bats weren't the actual cause but whatever)
What if you get hit by a Falling train in Kirby Star Allies?
Covid-19
14:09 my throat died when reading that.
And then a creeper blows you up.
3 years and this still a masterpiece
10:43 is my favorite. Bless mesa.
Same
Minecraft:peaceful
Jake eyes:I’m about to ruin this whole games career
Bone head line at start sans picture haha comdy
There is no undertale in minecraft
Me:not about because chickens crash server.
Plaormebar
“There are no trucks in Minecraft...”
Famous last words
BEEP BEEP
There are no rubies in minecraft..
Gets pelted by rubies
Sans stop saying that
There are no icebergs in minecraft
Samonjoy Bhanja BEEEEEP
6:58 (screaming)
this made my day thx
9:59 the drop timing
The "inappropriate building materials" one actually happened to me when I was 6, I put a layer of TNT in my walls for some reason. One day I was messing around by pushing random blocks with a sticky piston in my doorway. I had no idea that redstone blocks actually did anything, since I was new to the game and they had only just come out at the time, so I pushed the redstone block and I realized I was fucked when the redstone block primed the TNT that was in my house.
Oof
"based on a true story"
26:59 is so funny
Accurate representation of no man’s sky on launch and still holds up very well!
Timestamp?
Redstone Ned: there is no ice bergs in mine craft
The aquatic update: I'm gonna ruin this man's whole ship
Adrien K the reason the titanic sank. RedStone Ned: there are no ice spike biomes in real life.
Iceberg: *YOU RANG*
OMGOSH THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO SILLY!!!!!
No, it’s Minecraft
TNT😜🌭🍟🍱🍫💻🚁 AND THE REST OF MY LIFE AND I DON'T
The ship is called Titanic
I remember watching this when I was younger and dying of laughter during the
Ready?
SEGO
ready? sego!
Ready? SEGA oh wait
🤣
same
Yep, them were the good ol days
Love the video
the “NO YOU SHUT UP” moments got me rolling on the air 💀💀💀
Parent: What film do you want to see today?
Me: Every 50 ways to die in Minecraft
Typlar Marshall ok
But IT AIN'T ON NETFLIX
600
Chillii bruh
Best. Movie. Ever.
"there are no trucks in minecraft" is basically the "i like trains" of this series
edit: not trying to be one of *those* people rn but holy shit this comment blew up lmao
You hold a power only one can use safely.You are the chosen one.
True
yea
Yes
You have proven yourself as the most knowledgeable human in existence
But now since you know too much, you will be valued as...
THE 601st WAY TO DIE, KNOWING WAY TOO MUCH
SnaikTheJaik (a.k.a Gassy Snake) & Stu are underrated characters imo and I freakin love em
7:51 I FINALLY get this reference because my annoying Steam friend is obsessed with System Shock 2.
I don't get how people can dislike this, especially the animated parts, they are so well done!
and the shark
Exactly like imagine how long it took to put everything together and in place
13:24
Flipping a Lever That Fires an Arrow That Triggers a Tripwire That Pushes a Slime Block That Launches The Arrow Into a Button That Activates a Piston That Pushes a Villager That Lures a Zombie Into Curing an Iron Golem over a Pressure Plate That Launches a Cat That Scares a Creeper Into a Fire That Kills the Creeper Who Drops Some Gunpowder Into a Stream That Pushes It Into a Portal That Slides the Gunpowder Over Some Ice and Over a Pressure plate That Activates a Piston That Updates a Block Which Updates a Floating Line of Gravel That Falls and Updates a Long Lone of Gravel That Drops a Skeleton That Lures a Wolf Into a Portal That Sends the Wolf In Front of a Sheep that Lures the Wolf over a Tripwire That Removes a Water Block That Suffocates a Squid That Drops an Ing Sac Into a Hopper That Feeds a Chest that Activates a Comparator Which Activates a Piston *The* Pushes a Witch Off a Pressure Plate That Pulls in a Piston That Pulls a Line of Slime Blocks that Pulls a Stone Block That Drops an Anvil That Lands Behind You...
*A n d T h e n a C r e e p e r*
*B l o w s Y o u U p*
lol
Oh god
S E R I O U S. D E D I C A T I O N
Nick1245 has completed the challenge [How did we get here?]
How. The creators probably had some serious hard work and effort put into this.
1:29:22 Redstone Ned: Actually, it's MAGIC mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest ONE OF all?
I love ur vids
10 minute mark: No
2 hour mark: No, but thx
,Poop!!! 😂😂😂 I'm 😣😣😣 sorry for that
I'm sorry
Cody Philpot r/youngpeopleyoutube
It's just 1 huuer
Reed Yt yep
The Gingerbread Man had died so many times, that he should just rename himself to “The Gingerdead Man”
lol true
not funny
didn’t laugh
You mean 'gingerdeath man' :)
Run run run as fast you can! You can't catch me, I'm-...wondering how many times we're going to milk this joke...
Cow: *sad moo*
Yea
This is true nostalgia and genuine humor
9:51 😂😂
"Is this the Final Way to Die?"
"Well yes, but actually no."
Wow so cool
@@metrotmobile9386 uhmmm....why did you film on your channel almost every movement you made🤨? Like watching TV, nice shoes..uhmm🤔
@@deadchannel5933 Wait what??
@@metrotmobile9386 YeS, iT'S VeRy cOoL.
@@thingamaballs5265 If you look on Metro Tmobile's channel you will see that...
25:51 Those leaves were perfectly in sync
Edit:fixed timestamp after a year
You mean 25:51
0:02
0:19 That zombies
HYEHYEHEYHYEHYE *HEY* 0:02
25:53 Leaves are HIDING
48:04 is that my man Artorias
I subbed!
Be the guy the had to go against Admiral Nelson.
“Bats
...somehow”
I think us 2020ers know...
yeah
hmm yeah
yah
If I was in there I will not read the sign
Yep
1:14 Steve’s final smash
/minecraft
House of Boom
Lol
My final Smash is mining 145 cubic meters of Silverfish
Bros
This is one of the best running jokes in Minecraft history
Run, Run, Run, as fast as you can, you cant catch me, I'm-
Having a lot of nostalgia right about now.
10:23
Redstone Ned Did the MLG water clutch before it was cool
Hey... That 's true
He did it before anyone else meaning he is the MLG
Back when the original video was released in late 2014, it was already a pretty common trick.
@@7grandnec well true but nobody popularized it yet.
@@UntalentedBrick It was already widespread, how could someone popularize it more than that?
The editing on this is amazing, must of taken a long time. I like the creepers instant explosions and when you animate with blocks. Well done!
1:16:36 end
42:02 Istg I replay this part and I still enjoy the little notes done to match the theme song. I swear it always gets better.
I have a lot of nostalgia for this video and I suddenly remembered it exists
It’s great how the guy that dies of laughing was made by a fan of the channel and still is used to this day.
I feel the urge to point out that if you're on a site that has multiple "download" buttons, you should click and drag them to see what one is real. Real download buttons cannot be dragged around.
That is honestly good to know.
10:44 "Never thought I'd see a Bedrock cascade, let alone create one."
Wow this video of compilation reached at 10M views congratulations making this our childhood memories Jay Eyes
Him: there are no icebergs in Minecraft
1.13: hold my trident
1:13
11:03
22:35
That Transition was Amazing and Smooth, lol
So true
13:24 I remember this perfectly here, the amount of work that went into producing this whole mechanism and in the end it goes wrong so that the creeper kills you
The nostalgia of this video hits hard
i like to think that every single TNT warehouse death happens at the same time, and nobody knows who actually caused the final explosion
It was probably either Ned or Stu (aka Dumb Guy)
I didn’t know that you could actually die from completely filling your inventory with diamonds
54:06 What I find most funny about this death is that she could've eaten food from the item frames.
Doghero4229 As a famous comedic UA-camr once said:
"Well Tom, That's the joke!"
I thought I was the only one who thought about that
Hope to see this updated and extended one day
I know this was three years ago, but for what it’s worth
I wanna see the gingerbread man snap at the dice head guy for all the deaths, and charge him with a sword and go
Run run run as fast as you can!
You can’t escape me!
I’m THE GINGERBREAD MAAAAAAN!
9:26 *Seeing That You Made Sans Mad...It fills you with determination.
*Megalanovia intensifies*
It’d fill me with fear, honestly.
The “visiting the island of sodor” way to die had me dying of laughter
@Alexander Lathrop most wont
Alexander Lathrop on every episode except the special ones something always goes wrong
IVE FALLEN OFF THE RAILS AGAIN.
#puns
Watch this --- 9:11
New running gag ideas:
Part 1:
Redstone Ned constantly getting hit by a vehicle
Part 2:
SabrinaTheNewAgeWitch drinking a powerful potion that works against her favor
Tool/Armor scenes that include Breadstick
Part 3:
Gingerbread Man's scenes
ThatGuyWithTheElytra scenes
RedstoneNed's saying "There are no trucks in minecraft"
Fisherman's hooking
Shooting on an arrow with an player
Part 4:
Going on a Pirate Ship raid
Nintendo Systems
Jerkwad's scenes
JumberLack's cutting chorus plants
Mike Anic's losing jobs/unemployment scenes
TNT Warehouse
Part 5:
Feed Me's punching mobs
Part 6:
NonStJon's Dodge & One-Liner
Camping Snipers
Pre 1.9's scenes
Brandon clicks slowing and fasting will pressing Launch a Missile at My House
KeiferMC's uploading any videos including Jake Eyes' Video
Tool/Armor scenes work against Breadstick
Part 7:
Breadstick's changing armors/weapons
Thomas & Friends' crashing scenes
Feed Me's punching villager
Overusted Explosions/Crushed
Grenade
Part 8:
Poseidon using a Trident that results in his death
FinnTheWinn's punching creeper will survives
The Construction Worker attempting to build a wall to defend himself from monsters
Getting mauled by an animals
Part 9:
Raiding in Desert Temple
FinnTheWinn's Punching Sand-Covered-Ravine
Part 10:
Letting Campfire non-fired on a fire
Christmas:
N/A
Fairy Tale:
N/A
Thats all it for now go to the next compilation at here:
I WASHD THIS SOOOOOO MANY TIMES AND I LOVE IT
I actually gave myself a super strong leaping effect once. My friends and I were messing around on a personal server, and when I gave myself the effect and jumped, the server assumed I was flying and kicked me. I kept rejoining the server and trying to use /kill so I could return to the ground, but it took several tries for that to work.
The server: you can fly?!
You: no, jump good
The title: 500 Ways. Jake eyes:"There is another 100"
Make that 600
Fact: TF2 is half as many deaths as Minecraft (penguin fishing did TF2)
Jake eyes: “ deleted this reply”
Me: Minecraft is better than TF2 now
Congratulations for 10 Million VIEWS!!! 🥳🥳
I’ve been seeing this it’s about time I watch some of it lolz
Just HAD to reach that 10 minute mark, didn’t you?
Edit: Don’t mind the replies spiraling into madness.
Ian C. And yet it’s still not perfect
Stupid youtubers, they just want money
@@LarryLineupLinus wow stupid kid, how do you think they make these huh, THEY NEED MONEY
Eben Marco Of course they want money, no shit. Also, UA-camrs need money to make themselves better, and to support their family and theirselves. Plus, Jake deserves the 10 minute mark, since I’ve barely seen any of his videos except for a few reach the 10 minute mark.
@@turtledude3537 r/woosh
The explosion on 9:09 is perfectly synced with the music is love it
here is google drive file: drive.google.com/file/d/1kp-L9cIFcV6SgQeuTnSunjQgZ_qRndDL/view
JAIS STEUER nobody asked
4:22 “it is time you get off your high horse general! Hahahaha.”
-SMITE Zhong Kui
after watching a full video on someone doing a playthrough of C&C as Nod, I now finally understand the Tiberium death
1:02:53 RedStoneNed chopping down trees peacefully in the background
Saying “There are no trucks in Minecraft!” And surviving the hit... but next to a TNT warehouse.
OR having a camp out in a TNT warehouse
Help me get a chance
12:13 after the explosion the sign saying "Block Mesa" actually turned into "Block Me" 😂😂