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  • @travisdickens8721
    @travisdickens8721 6 років тому +3202

    This is the perfect creepypasta parody. The sheer amount of unneeded details and how pretty much all the sentences start with then or I

    • @isaacdmonte9463
      @isaacdmonte9463 5 років тому +47

      My boy, have you even speeled into 'The Tales from the Gas Station'

    • @r2-kt743
      @r2-kt743 4 роки тому +42

      Don’t forget the hyper realistic skin

    • @lordandsaviourjesuschrist666
      @lordandsaviourjesuschrist666 4 роки тому +12

      Along with no mercy for anything

    • @loadedpotatoaim95
      @loadedpotatoaim95 3 роки тому +3

      Or “ I then” 😂😂😂

    • @Phucketmcsucket
      @Phucketmcsucket 2 роки тому +22

      He even captured the average creepypasta's blatant social ineptitude and sociopathy with the unnatural dialogue and lack of empathy. There's creepypastas that basically end the same way where the author just doesn't seem to give a fuck about another character, often their best friend, dying even if they get killed like a paragraph before the story ends

  • @AGamingBeaver
    @AGamingBeaver 7 років тому +3671

    "Then he Gaussian blurred away" A true epic.

    • @spriteacola9818
      @spriteacola9818 7 років тому +4

      TheGamingBeaver Oh hi

    • @frankfurhter
      @frankfurhter 7 років тому +3

      Why are you here?

    • @xavierhorn9825
      @xavierhorn9825 7 років тому +18

      I'm surprised he's a fan of Oney
      Either that or he's really niche and watches a lot of creepypasta videos and ended up here

    • @sazablack
      @sazablack 7 років тому +3

      Xavier Horn He is subscribed to oney. So i assume that he is a fan.

    • @nightcares
      @nightcares 7 років тому +4

      My favorite line

  • @Courage8008
    @Courage8008 6 років тому +844

    “‘Could this be my fault?’ I asked myself politely.”
    I’m dying. This is hilarious.

    • @Chase_baker_1996
      @Chase_baker_1996 3 місяці тому

      "Could this be my fault?" Dumbledore asked calmly

  • @carlosaraiza9012
    @carlosaraiza9012 6 років тому +1949

    “and I press the start button with my F I N G Y”

  • @aaron9818
    @aaron9818 7 років тому +1187

    "I push the button, but Mario didn't jump, he just... screamed."
    *WOOOO*

    • @ferroth
      @ferroth 6 років тому +25

      *WAHOOOO*

    • @nagysamuel2575
      @nagysamuel2575 6 років тому +7

      this came outta nowhere
      it floored me

    • @HailixOffical
      @HailixOffical 3 роки тому +3

      MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • @minionassassain2051
    @minionassassain2051 6 років тому +1247

    "My son. My beautiful son. I make you eggs on toast."

    • @mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252
      @mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 4 роки тому +47

      And then she threw it on my bed and left

    • @SPG69
      @SPG69 4 роки тому +7

      @@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 *and then she falls down the stairs*

    • @TheTrustyHole
      @TheTrustyHole 3 роки тому +15

      @@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 i- i re- i realise...maybe stealing not okay...

    • @skunk.mp4
      @skunk.mp4 3 роки тому +1

      that was fucking delicious

    • @michaelAmartinez2008
      @michaelAmartinez2008 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you mario in gameboy advanced sp blue edition...

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 7 років тому +2770

    *FULLY GROWN LITTLE BOI*

    • @poisax
      @poisax 7 років тому +34

      RunFox 53 years ago

    • @ferroth
      @ferroth 6 років тому +14

      👋BOI

    • @Messier__
      @Messier__ 6 років тому +4

      My boi

    • @SkeithSheep
      @SkeithSheep 6 років тому +8

      a big BOI

    • @luigihorror6455
      @luigihorror6455 6 років тому +3

      Lekappa Kappius El extrafalario Game Boi

  • @00TeleportedBread00
    @00TeleportedBread00 6 років тому +2114

    "I snuck passed my many parents"

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 5 років тому +43

      Mormons...

    • @holeofdarn
      @holeofdarn 4 роки тому +37

      He needed that many parents to birth out all of his pieces, which needed to be stitched together.

    • @00TeleportedBread00
      @00TeleportedBread00 4 роки тому +5

      @Cole Tynan This is a 2 year old comment.

    • @00TeleportedBread00
      @00TeleportedBread00 4 роки тому +3

      @Cole Tynan It was also a joke, keep that in mind too.

    • @mozzarelladoggo8984
      @mozzarelladoggo8984 4 роки тому

      @@00TeleportedBread00 That

  • @kiyoumarou
    @kiyoumarou 6 років тому +1510

    *I, Mario of Nintendo of America*

  • @penguinsandwich9202
    @penguinsandwich9202 6 років тому +2356

    Hey, Oney. This creepypasta saved me from being a stealer. I had an opportunity to steal a GBA SP from a young child, but then I remembered this creepypasta. Now, I'm a successful lawyer in Manhattan and I married a super hot model and I have three kids. I wouldn't have gotten this far if I had stolen that GBA SP.Thank you, Oney.

    • @GhosTrainer-hc9xk
      @GhosTrainer-hc9xk 6 років тому +52

      Brian Kelly no offense but...I laughed as I was reading your comment

    • @catcandiez
      @catcandiez 6 років тому +48

      GhosTrainer 2648 I think thats what he wants. Its a funny joke

    • @mrskaggs7727
      @mrskaggs7727 6 років тому +12

      r/whoosh

    • @suprn0va786
      @suprn0va786 5 років тому +10

      Crash bot r/wooooosh

    • @crab8953
      @crab8953 5 років тому +7

      @@crash_bot f to pay respects for Crash Bot

  • @hatch22
    @hatch22 7 років тому +2527

    Mario's shity voice killed me

  • @noblestar3733
    @noblestar3733 6 років тому +582

    "i wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow"
    chris, become a writer or else i'll tell your mother

  • @ChaseFace
    @ChaseFace 7 років тому +2336

    *My fin...GEE.*
    This is unironically pretty great.

    • @ChaseFace
      @ChaseFace 7 років тому +45

      Needed more bloody tears, though.

    • @Kiritora321
      @Kiritora321 7 років тому +2

      Didn’t expect to see you here Chaseface

    • @kuribirdie
      @kuribirdie 7 років тому +3

      Or just blood in general

    • @rb3pooop488
      @rb3pooop488 7 років тому +1

      Hey again.

    • @incrediblyundeniable2326
      @incrediblyundeniable2326 7 років тому

      I read as soon as he said it, couldn't be any more perfect.

  • @retrogamesmadeeasy8058
    @retrogamesmadeeasy8058 7 років тому +571

    "My son, My beautiful Son. I make you eggs and toast"
    This story was insane.

    • @Starman1029
      @Starman1029 6 років тому +25

      "And she threw it on my bed and left."

    • @jvg7498
      @jvg7498 6 років тому +10

      "With a smile on her face"

    • @imadethisaccountwheniwas1194
      @imadethisaccountwheniwas1194 6 років тому +5

      *Throws it on bed*

    • @mission5612
      @mission5612 6 років тому +4

      I pictured her angrily throwing it onto the bed, and leaving with a triumphant smile on her face

  • @MrMinecraft4fans
    @MrMinecraft4fans 6 років тому +2440

    *F U C K Y O U*
    Mario said quietly...
    Jesus that killed me

  • @Apterygidae
    @Apterygidae 7 років тому +1392

    I like the idea of Julian doing the sound effects

    • @xavierhorn9825
      @xavierhorn9825 7 років тому +13

      +Eddalot I think they meant in the world of the story, Chris was reading it off a computer or book or smth and Julian was doing the sound effects

    • @mann-nova9392
      @mann-nova9392 7 років тому +3

      "Phhhoooooooweeeeeewooooo"

    • @sergeykilezhenko7629
      @sergeykilezhenko7629 7 років тому

      whatch mario 64 playthrough

    • @RockhopperRio
      @RockhopperRio 7 років тому +32

      Julian and Ding Dong aren’t even real. They’re both just Chris doing voices.

    • @chickennugget6049
      @chickennugget6049 6 років тому

      Tbh

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 7 років тому +247

    "When I was a fully grown little boy"
    Never change, Chris. Never change.

  • @BiancaBabyCasual
    @BiancaBabyCasual 6 років тому +268

    I would say "muh muh muhmahhh" if some dude crashed through my window into my room too.

    • @Snooty1
      @Snooty1 5 років тому +6

      Who the flip are you people!?

  • @jonmerchant9760
    @jonmerchant9760 7 років тому +1956

    A masterpiece.

    • @JoiH_Squigs
      @JoiH_Squigs 7 років тому +5

      5/5 mastapeace

    • @WuchtaArt
      @WuchtaArt 7 років тому +2

      Jon Merchant a ma-rio

    • @IsabellaStarOfficial
      @IsabellaStarOfficial 6 років тому +1

      Jon Merchant I know already like time you call my dtueeujtdgkdkdkh

  • @cluelessw0nder
    @cluelessw0nder 7 років тому +792

    Sometimes I forget how fucking good of a voice actor Chris is

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 6 років тому +374

    "I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me into a nearby window."
    He got whiplash! (It was a really bad crash...)

    • @rambact5769
      @rambact5769 4 роки тому +4

      bro that’s a pretty funny robot. heyyy wait a minute...

  • @DeepBlueInk
    @DeepBlueInk 7 років тому +2629

    What did we do to deserve this?

  • @heckromancer382
    @heckromancer382 7 років тому +328

    thank god someone can produce quality content in this economy

  • @ntgm8
    @ntgm8 6 років тому +437

    Then Mario turned his head at a 40 degree angle and said...
    "Sshhh FFOAK"

    • @johnjim557
      @johnjim557 4 роки тому +3

      Nice likes.

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 4 роки тому +25

      She threw me into the bathroom I went *_OOUF_*

    • @podyjr101
      @podyjr101 3 роки тому +12

      My mother grabbed me by the ear, and threw me into the bathroom

    • @uptopz
      @uptopz 3 роки тому +2

      Nice callback

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 7 років тому +1718

    *big smelly handle*

  • @lonegalaxy9158
    @lonegalaxy9158 6 років тому +854

    "53 years ago, I was a fully grown boy" as an opener should let everyone confused know that this isn't real.
    I swear, it's still gonna be hilarious to see people super confused over this.

    • @spicypants3667
      @spicypants3667 6 років тому +78

      It's all real, I was the big smelly handle.

    • @mindtrollthegreat774
      @mindtrollthegreat774 6 років тому +6

      53 years ago ruined it only 7 year old kid will beleave that

    • @marsrover6194
      @marsrover6194 6 років тому +12

      I mean with the state of creepypasta this could be real

    • @under_games165
      @under_games165 6 років тому +4

      It says Creepypasta in the title...
      So..
      *DEFINITELY*
      Legit

    • @rory7289
      @rory7289 5 років тому +3

      Sad how kid's will think the thing came out 53 years ago! *IT CAME OUT ABOUT 19 YEARS AGO*

  • @dracotoy
    @dracotoy 6 років тому +747

    this is gold, too bad they cant afford it

    • @kaiac7501
      @kaiac7501 6 років тому +1

      ahahahaa

    • @007turtle1239
      @007turtle1239 5 років тому +40

      You misunderstand, they barely can afford it.

    • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
      @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 5 років тому +16

      No they can *barley* afford it.

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 роки тому +3

      It took me until now to realize that was a reference to Goldmember from Austin Powers. You can tell by the way Chris says “gold” in a shitty impression of an already shitty Dutch accent imitation.

  • @alexwacker5271
    @alexwacker5271 7 років тому +415

    And blood ran down Peter Griffin and Nostalgia Critic's eyes.

  • @doukzu
    @doukzu 6 років тому +862

    I noticed the music was getting less
    *DADADA DA DADA DA*
    and more
    *BWUBWUWBUBU BWHU BWU BU*

    • @kazumikun9103
      @kazumikun9103 6 років тому +2

      XD

    • @dedboi2933
      @dedboi2933 6 років тому +6

      Doukz dude I saw your comment write when the sounds happened

    • @PorkChopper449
      @PorkChopper449 6 років тому +1

      @dedboi same

    • @PorkChopper449
      @PorkChopper449 6 років тому +1

      You should watch the animation

    • @thatday8647
      @thatday8647 5 років тому +1

      I had to look for it for a while but for those wondering, its at 4:30

  • @Haheehahohaheehoha
    @Haheehahohaheehoha 7 років тому +198

    Chris is the undisputed world heavyweight champion of adjectives.

  • @Darknebolian
    @Darknebolian 7 років тому +330

    and then Chris' eyes became SUPER realistic

  • @hatch22
    @hatch22 7 років тому +2668

    I can't wait for the animation

    • @znngameplay8535
      @znngameplay8535 7 років тому +81

      Hatch22 thats a long animation my boy.

    • @ThePitofSidLord
      @ThePitofSidLord 7 років тому +118

      thats a long boy my animation

    • @znngameplay8535
      @znngameplay8535 7 років тому +13

      ThePitofSidLord be a good boy.

    • @andrewaiken3617
      @andrewaiken3617 7 років тому +45

      +ThePitofSidLord That's an animation my long boy

    • @bearoyay
      @bearoyay 7 років тому +21

      Boy, that long animation is!

  • @emmy9345
    @emmy9345 7 років тому +498

    "Then he gaussian blurred away"

  • @Perse320
    @Perse320 6 років тому +187

    -runs into a random persons house -
    "Who the flib are you people?"

  • @DiddlyDoo69
    @DiddlyDoo69 6 років тому +1179

    I'm forced to sit down and think to myself...The Living Tombstone made a remix...of this.
    Understandable

  • @novacane_
    @novacane_ 6 років тому +345

    Gets hit by a car - Gets up - Steals a gameboy
    Am..Am I missing something?

    • @santiaguitito2009
      @santiaguitito2009 6 років тому +8

      I know like I thought by the song that he had a Game Boy advance S P blue edition and got hit by a car but no

    • @HotSkeleton
      @HotSkeleton 6 років тому +5

      Ok. So.
      He was jumping around when he got hit by a car into a window.
      But he was fine.
      What

    • @gen2742
      @gen2742 6 років тому +3

      Gets hit by a car - Dies
      Now the kid that had the gba will be still alive

    • @dutchvanripley8277
      @dutchvanripley8277 6 років тому +2

      The thing he missed was a hospital trip

    • @greenD7244
      @greenD7244 6 років тому +4

      Welcome to OneyPlays, my good friend

  • @calebjackson445
    @calebjackson445 6 років тому +128

    I lost my shit every time Mario spoke.

  • @berke2336
    @berke2336 7 років тому +213

    I would NOT be opposed to one of the OneyPlays people doing a creepypasta dramatic reading every week...

  • @doukzu
    @doukzu 6 років тому +324

    *MAH-R-EE-O*

    • @FunkyStudios
      @FunkyStudios 6 років тому +9

      Super *MAH-R-EE-O*

    • @augustogustavo3147
      @augustogustavo3147 5 років тому +7

      "And a litte man apperead on screen, His name was MAR-E-O"

  • @gruwidge
    @gruwidge 5 років тому +235

    It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy...
    One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window. After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young boy with a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition in his tiny little hands. I had always dreamed of owning a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, but my family could barely even afford Gold...
    He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion, "Muh, mahma," he said softly. This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room, I had made it. Finally, a Gameboy Advanced SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shan't ever allow them to know...
    I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode.
    I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely *nothing* to get in the way of my first Gameboy Advanced SP Blue Edition experience. Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the game slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen. "Super Mario...and the Legend of the Stolen Gameboy Advanced SP, Blue Edition"?!
    My heart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen. "Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself, however. And I pressed the start button with my feen-gy. A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And, there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy. I pushed left on the left bootun. Mario himself dashed to the left. Dust between his silly brown shoes filled the air. Amazed by his speed, I quickly pushed right to test his turning abilities. I was not disappointed as Mario changed direction in a matter of seconds. I learned the other button functions as I played...
    'B' allowed Mario to dash at high speeds, similar to my own. 'A' allowed him to leap so high in the sky that I screamed in fear that, perhaps, maybe he wouldn't come back down...Yet he always did, which engaged me in the game-world even further. I quickly grasped the concepts of jumping large gaps, avoiding enemies, and climbing a big, big flag pole at the end of each level. I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."
    Suddenly, the screen turned black... And I don't just mean *black*,I mean so black...the screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole. I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole....
    I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow, 'That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head. The level loaded but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH -Mario theme- and more BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH -garbled Mario theme- I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' buttan. The gap was here! I pushed the button but Mario didn't jump...He just screamed
    [ HO! ]
    I pushed left as fast as I could and he ground to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.
    [ HA HO! ]
    The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body. But all that filled the air were my friend, Mario's, screams of fear. I said, "No more." I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around... and I saw that the cart was back in my gahembhoy... Mud oozed from it's cart slot. I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo.... It can not be!"
    The gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips. He spoke softly, "You stole me from mah hooman... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forehvehr...!" I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be someway to undo this curse."
    I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again.
    [ HO ! ]
    I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin begin to rot and turn slightly green "What on Earth is happening, Mario," I asked Mario. "Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah huah!" I asked, "how can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming?"
    "Fuck you...." Mario said quietly.
    I screamed.
    [ H O A H ! ]
    I decided NOT to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway. I ran down the street toward the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face.
    Finally,
    I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark. "Boy?!" I cried out. "Boy, are you there?" I turned on the light switch. As the room lit up, I saw many people dressed in black... They all cried softly. "Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin. "We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother...." She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole.
    My heart sank.
    "Is your boy inside that box?" I asked with an eyebrow raised and a finger on my chin. "Yes, a crazed person broke into our home, ravaged our son and stole his childhood by killing him."
    Everything went slow.
    I dropped to my knees
    I held the gameboy tightly in my clenched fist.
    "Could this be MY fault?" I asked myself politely His mother walked over to me with big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NHOW." The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down! I shoved the mother from me and sprint toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the child inside. I heard the screams from his family echoing above. I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the gameboy into his tiny, cold mouth.
    "Free me of this curse, child!"
    I screamed at the top of my... head. I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before? From the darkness a floating, black and white head of Mahrio appeared He said to me, "In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..." and then he Gaussian blurred away.. "This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.
    Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, "Wow... it sounds like you learned your léssón. You n-now be free.. bye :) "
    He clicked his... mustache and I was back in my room! I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone! My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.
    I- I-r I realized... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy.." Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead, his mother could always play his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by.
    Thanks to me.

  • @LeonMassey
    @LeonMassey 7 років тому +66

    This is the sequel to "mario says the fuck word" that I was really looking for

  • @Figburn
    @Figburn 7 років тому +263

    gameboy advance: the unsold copy

    • @lerorz8517
      @lerorz8517 7 років тому

      Fireburn Copies are for software while Units are for hardware.

    • @BANANA-mv1gf
      @BANANA-mv1gf 7 років тому

      okay

    • @flmalegre
      @flmalegre 7 років тому +4

      signed by hideo miyamoto

    • @SishId
      @SishId 7 років тому +23

      the untold copy

    • @WihlyBT
      @WihlyBT 7 років тому +10

      Aha! A fellow Sleepy Cabin camper, I see!

  • @FYXZofficial
    @FYXZofficial 6 років тому +96

    I PUT IN THE NINTENDO CARTRIDGE AND THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC AND PETER GRIFFIN BLED AT ME

  • @thriving3398
    @thriving3398 7 років тому +171

    How many people do you think are going to send him gameboy advance SP blue editions now?

    • @ItsPundore
      @ItsPundore 6 років тому +3

      Rycerooni Who knows, legend says at this day he's still counting

  • @Furanku13
    @Furanku13 7 років тому +100

    I happened upon a large vehicle.
    Which clobbered me violently into a nearby window.
    "aaaaiieeeee"

  • @apeso25
    @apeso25 6 років тому +275

    The true genius of this is just how poorly written it is. The useless, incorrect adverbs and verbs are hilarious

    • @demo1256
      @demo1256 6 років тому +48

      just like every creepypasta every ever

    • @rainbowspongebob
      @rainbowspongebob 3 роки тому +6

      Yea it’s like on puporse

  • @Bwaarghz
    @Bwaarghz 7 років тому +106

    "I will never forget that wonderful sound it made when I first turned it on."
    *_BYOOUOYOYAH_*

    • @Necroskull388
      @Necroskull388 7 років тому +4

      *_ding_*

    • @ferroth
      @ferroth 6 років тому

      *WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @icaine16
    @icaine16 7 років тому +78

    "HE CLICKED HIS MUSTACHE"

  • @nikkikaos2439
    @nikkikaos2439 6 років тому +51

    “Every life you lose I will make you rot, *HAHAHAHA* ”
    I asked “How can I beat the game with only screams? I can’t jump gaps by screaming!”
    “ *FUCK YOU* ”
    Mario said quietly

    • @hahaisntitfunny5579
      @hahaisntitfunny5579 6 років тому +2

      TheCandyCaneChef hypnocrizism very good
      Also Mario is actually supposed to be played on the Dish TV so your not a true Mario fan if you don't play it on the Dish TV

  • @jonah6806
    @jonah6806 7 років тому +74

    Cant wait for the inevitable "gameboy advanced SP blue edition" animation collaboration

  • @kiera3910
    @kiera3910 6 років тому +182

    The music was becoming less BA BA BA BA DA BA DA and more BWEM BWEM BWEM BWEN BWEN BWEM BE BWEM

  • @upways1016
    @upways1016 6 років тому +116

    boy,,,, dead???? this cant be happening the boy would never die im literally shaking

  • @pixeldispatch_
    @pixeldispatch_ 6 років тому +102

    I can already see people flooding here from The Living Tombstone remix of this and being confused if this is supposed to be serious or not, lmao.

    • @NiceColdart
      @NiceColdart 6 років тому +19

      There's already tons of those fellows, and people who comment "who here from the living tomboi remix? xD"

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 6 років тому +4

      I sadly am from it but I already know how Chris works and not to take anything seriously infact how can you

    • @mindtrollthegreat774
      @mindtrollthegreat774 6 років тому +2

      it cant be serius 53 years ago

  • @dingbats7650
    @dingbats7650 6 років тому +160

    This scared me so much I hurt my feenge trying to lower the volume :'€

    • @gddarkness7521
      @gddarkness7521 6 років тому +2

      Chrißpe The Box
      I pressed it with my Fee-ngy

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 6 років тому +672

    Antoine Delak anyone?

  • @kylemclaughlin2231
    @kylemclaughlin2231 7 років тому +82

    you're a legitimately good narrator

  • @spaceghosttoast
    @spaceghosttoast 7 років тому +522

    Someone send this to Mr.Creepypasta or SomeOrdinary Gamers

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 7 років тому +8

      SomeOrdinaryGamers doesn't read stuff anymore

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 7 років тому +15

      Hew Man
      Mutahar said he's gonna do creepypasta readings again soon, he just wanted to take a break from them and think of ways to make it more interesting.

    • @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486
      @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 7 років тому +1

      Space Ghost nah. That would ruin it. I'd rather it be read by another memboi like Brendaniel.

    • @xsvxvsx
      @xsvxvsx 7 років тому +1

      i mean creeps mc pasta replies with "im wet"

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 11 місяців тому +12

    This is literally the only creepypasta that has any kind of character development.

  • @kodysmith7795
    @kodysmith7795 7 років тому +129

    “Is this a hole I see before me? And it echoed, like a hole.”

  • @joeyp9524
    @joeyp9524 7 років тому +137

    “Then Doug Walker appeared on the screen and began to bleed from his eyes”
    Also this was the best thing ever in the history of the internet

  • @elizabethbarber396
    @elizabethbarber396 6 років тому +67

    You know, even though it's a mockery of creepypastas, it's actually pretty good. I don't why, but it's strangely really good. Hats off to Chris for managing to make a parody actually relatively good.

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 7 років тому +524

    I didn't see pasta the entire video. 2/10

    • @themurderersfolley5995
      @themurderersfolley5995 7 років тому +6

      I love you

    • @Br0seid0n
      @Br0seid0n 7 років тому +5

      Please allow me to reward your poor attempt at humor with a like since you have a gray tick

    • @Fa771n9
      @Fa771n9 7 років тому +4

      That's the creepy part.

    • @JonSudano
      @JonSudano 7 років тому +9

      WaningOmnipotence thanks man

    • @ahhhhhhhhhhhhh226
      @ahhhhhhhhhhhhh226 6 років тому

      Some body once told me

  • @XtremeMaran
    @XtremeMaran 7 років тому +449

    It was good, but not as good as "Mario says the fuck word".

    • @bimbustheenforcer
      @bimbustheenforcer 7 років тому +29

      MaranX that was probably the peak of oneys writing career

    • @rpg6128
      @rpg6128 6 років тому +4

      "It was Mario not me"

    • @alexander1112000
      @alexander1112000 6 років тому +3

      Nothing will ever be as scary as "Mario says the fuck word". I shit myself in fear when Mario pivoted his head at a 45 degree angle alone! And then again when he said "fuck" mere moments later! By the end of the story I had evacuated my bowels so many times in pure terror my neighbor's house was full of shit and the arresting officers had to dig me out of his home!
      Moral of the story: don't break into other people's homes when they use "Mario says the fuck word" as their security system's alarm. It gets super scary fast and then it gets messy.

    • @thegoodlad4854
      @thegoodlad4854 6 років тому

      your profile picture fits that opinion so much it hurts

  • @macspengo
    @macspengo 6 років тому +47

    "Fuck you." Mario said quietly.

  • @damninal786
    @damninal786 7 років тому +256

    Have a full grown little boy

  • @PotatoeSam5000
    @PotatoeSam5000 7 років тому +90

    I like how you use all the phrases they use in creepypastas, its peak

  • @natecanon6514
    @natecanon6514 6 років тому +30

    Chris is good at animation, writing, drawing, music, and commentary. He is the best man on earth.

  • @crigdoglis5023
    @crigdoglis5023 7 років тому +105

    Okay this is definitely putting me off Mario games, especially since last time I played mario he was wearing RED!!! The colour of BLOOD

    • @FaunaturaleOG
      @FaunaturaleOG 7 років тому +5

      Crig Doglis the colour of SATAN

    • @Spicypuff
      @Spicypuff 7 років тому +6

      My gameboy sp is RED edition...OH NOOOOO!

    • @FaunaturaleOG
      @FaunaturaleOG 7 років тому

      Spicy Puffin used to have a red one too, used to stress chew the sides when I'd rage at a game

    • @Spicypuff
      @Spicypuff 7 років тому

      Damn, that must have been a really difficult game.

  • @koiwai420
    @koiwai420 6 років тому +940

    ⓘ ⓟⓡⓔⓢⓢ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓣⓐⓡⓣ ⓑⓞⓞⓣⓞⓝ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓜⓨ *ⓕⓘⓝⓖⓔⓔ*

  • @exceptionalfilms6051
    @exceptionalfilms6051 7 років тому +399

    "And it echoed like a hole (hole)"

  • @bisonfunyuns4988
    @bisonfunyuns4988 6 років тому +100

    If anything, Mario sounds extremely Mexican rather than Italian

    • @rojoscostanada8685
      @rojoscostanada8685 5 років тому +4

      I thought he sounded french ish near the end like when he fell down the hole

  • @qmmaru
    @qmmaru 7 років тому +121

    *i asked myself politely*

  • @Zacharoni_DX
    @Zacharoni_DX 7 років тому +71

    “Mamama” he said softly.

  • @nokiraunrusu9806
    @nokiraunrusu9806 6 років тому +338

    Tfw you realise that people actually think this is a real creepypasta

    • @bobsarmy3146
      @bobsarmy3146 5 років тому +4

      Yes and I'm the 69th liker.

    • @sninctbur3726
      @sninctbur3726 5 років тому +34

      It’s certainly better than many real creepypastas.

    • @w.h.merrow3064
      @w.h.merrow3064 5 років тому +7

      its pretty obvious that its a joke but ok..

  • @kaiakrave
    @kaiakrave 7 років тому +116

    vibrating eyes are my favorite kind of eyes

  • @TheMagicWiener
    @TheMagicWiener 7 років тому +46

    Hearing that shitty Mario voice while that Cast Away soundtrack were playing in the background made me laugh really hard. It's so silly, but perfect. Best spooky creepypasta I've heard, good job bois.

  • @KatLovesUU
    @KatLovesUU 6 років тому +255

    First time sex: "Is this a hole i see before me?"

  • @hypershadow759ify
    @hypershadow759ify 7 років тому +142

    "The camera zoomed in on me"

    • @hugohugohugohugo4800
      @hugohugohugohugo4800 7 років тому +3

      that isnt even a funny quote.

    • @Curri3Saan
      @Curri3Saan 7 років тому +15

      RippleNipple you're not even a funny quote

    • @hypershadow759ify
      @hypershadow759ify 7 років тому +8

      I found it funny because it was out of no where, there was no camera in his room

  • @mynameismud8596
    @mynameismud8596 6 років тому +470

    This is fucking legendary

    • @pageanims2778
      @pageanims2778 6 років тому +4

      Vriska profile pic
      I’m an Hs fan too

    • @Psycho-yd7vm
      @Psycho-yd7vm 6 років тому +5

      Jesus Vriska, you are everywhere

    • @mynameismud8596
      @mynameismud8596 6 років тому +7

      Mateus Prates it's the power of white ma- I mean science!

    • @clairealondra
      @clairealondra 6 років тому +2

      Whoa there, Klu Klux Kan.

    • @mynameismud8596
      @mynameismud8596 6 років тому +3

      Elvira Torres to clarify: it's a reference that has absolutely nothing to do with race lmao

  • @patofanatico
    @patofanatico 6 років тому +47

    *BOI, ARE YOU THERE?*

  • @fmcobesi7y875
    @fmcobesi7y875 7 років тому +24

    What a hero this fully grown little boy is.

  • @arctictropic1147
    @arctictropic1147 7 років тому +76

    *B O I*
    I cried out

  • @Bargingo475
    @Bargingo475 6 років тому +76

    This is the only creepypasta that absolutely terrifies me

  • @malpractice1703
    @malpractice1703 7 років тому +34

    And then his eyebrows become super REALISTIC

  • @lukeb5671
    @lukeb5671 7 років тому +180

    My fingeeeeeeeee

  • @mikeemcgee1792
    @mikeemcgee1792 6 років тому +33

    Can't wait for SyFy to an adaptation of this like they did with Candle Cove and NoEnd House.

  • @may0naiz
    @may0naiz 7 років тому +30

    Plot twist Joolian is the main character

  • @graywolf8017
    @graywolf8017 7 років тому +438

    One night I was playing super Mario 64. He said a naughty word...

  • @killuazoldyck8878
    @killuazoldyck8878 6 років тому +40

    BOI?
    BOI? ARE YOU THERE?

  • @trevorBbracket
    @trevorBbracket 7 років тому +49

    So did they dig a grave for the boy in his room?
    He let himself in to his room, but the coffin / hole was there.

    • @nathanomore
      @nathanomore 6 років тому +1

      Yea I guess so lol

    • @sinc1438
      @sinc1438 6 років тому +1

      We found this comment wrong and needs help
      Source: YES!

  • @KenNasty09
    @KenNasty09 7 років тому +58

    not enough eye bleeding 7/10

  • @InkyTheCartoonist
    @InkyTheCartoonist 2 роки тому +7

    I come back to this once in a while because it's one of the best well written crepypastas ever.
    On that note, I'm sad the gaussian blur is so underrated, as a digital artist, I lost it at that among other parts

  • @Jemmie69
    @Jemmie69 7 років тому +432

    "A fully grown little boy"

  • @pumpkizoid
    @pumpkizoid 7 років тому +898

    this is real,

    • @BANANA-mv1gf
      @BANANA-mv1gf 7 років тому +15

      no

    • @BANANA-mv1gf
      @BANANA-mv1gf 7 років тому +15

      you lie

    • @pumpkizoid
      @pumpkizoid 7 років тому +68

      BANANA? no my dad told me it was real stop bulling me

    • @ganondorf66
      @ganondorf66 7 років тому +40

      well my dad works at gamestop and he says its not true

    • @pumpkizoid
      @pumpkizoid 7 років тому +23

      ShitpostingAtheist I’m gonna call th police you’re bullying!

  • @ruyekahatori3073
    @ruyekahatori3073 6 років тому +132

    oney plays version- under 1 mil views
    Living Tombstone remix- over 1 mil
    _What?_

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 4 роки тому +2

      did you see the comments on living tombsones video though

    • @ruyekahatori3073
      @ruyekahatori3073 4 роки тому

      @@dawidkrzyczkowski4289 i dont think so

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 4 роки тому +11

      @@ruyekahatori3073 they're hilarous cause most of them didn't watch the original so they're all just so confused

    • @lavenderdreamss
      @lavenderdreamss 3 роки тому +1

      @@dawidkrzyczkowski4289 I was confused as hell too. I was watching SSSniperwolf and The Living Tombstone's song was down in recommended. I decided to check it out. I didn't see "creepypasta" in the title at first. (I saw it when I read the whole title though.) I was just sitting there in confusion and like "What in the world is this? What's happening?" before I watched this and realized it was just a random creepypasta story. 😂😂
      (I''m so sorry because this is kinda long....)

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 3 роки тому +4

      @@lavenderdreamss what did you just call it this isn't just some "random" creepypasta this is a horrific creepypasta that retells the stuff that chris o'neill himself lived through decades ago when he attacked a random kid for his gameboy sp blue edition which then turned into a cursed item that housed a lost mario game and ultra realistic mario
      (Just so you know this is a joke about how angry some people get when you don't know the exact history of who made it)

  • @ChuckyCheeses
    @ChuckyCheeses 6 років тому +34

    This basically is most every game creepypasta

  • @tylermcgoggles
    @tylermcgoggles 7 років тому +40

    Fully grown little boy

  • @KingAstolfo69
    @KingAstolfo69 6 років тому +40

    This my favorite creepypasta now. Why can't call creepypasta be like this *I though to myself in a though bubble that footed next to my head*

    • @KingAstolfo69
      @KingAstolfo69 6 років тому

      Also I have a game boy sp I've had it ever since I was a fully grown little boy

  • @JoshButterballs
    @JoshButterballs 7 років тому +401

    Nintendo's Anti-Piracy policy seems pretty full-on

  • @TehCaucasianAsian
    @TehCaucasianAsian 7 років тому +61

    Wait a second, did Mario say the fuck word