What is Pastafarianism?
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- There are lots of religions out there; Pastafarianism is a strong contender for the best one.
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Apologies for the error regarding the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" it was a typo and was overlooked. There are actually eight. You should read them all.
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Pastafarianism is a somewhat controversial religion that first surfaced in 2005. It presents a commentary on intelligent design and creationism that has received support from atheists and other religious skeptics. The religion has been deemed a parody or satirical view of traditional religions that support the idea of an omnipresent creator.
The religion revolves around the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who is the supreme creator. He also just happens to be a flying cluster of noodles. FSM created the whole universe in only 4 days, all the while drinking intensely. He appointed pirates as the chosen ones because they live such a badass lifestyle. Pastafarianism supports the idea of an afterlife. Both heaven and hell exist, although their differences are subtle. Both places are abound with beer and strippers. Pastafarians reject creed and formalism, but they do have a certain set of rules dubbed “The I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” These mostly focus on being a good person and not worrying too much about what other people are doing.
Many have argued that Pastafarianism is just as valid as intelligent design. While the religion is meant to be funny, it does bring up valid points. The religion has garnered a lot of media attention relating to religious freedom. You may have seen a news story or two about people arguing for the right to wear the sacred colander in government issued ID. Different countries have produced different rulings about the validity of the religion. The Netherlands, New Zealand and Canada recognize Pastafarianism as a legitimate religion, while the United States does not.
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Wanted to thank everyone for watching and supporting! There was a typo in the script, so yes, there are actually EIGHT "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts". Do let me know what subjects you'd like to see next in the comments!
The Tatt "Ocassion"? No, it's "Holiday"
it can be celebrated any way you like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But named only one thing! #IrrationallyOutraged
@RomanKFM [worldwide] T.V. lol it's still alive
@RomanKFM [worldwide] T.V.
r/woooshed
why be an athiest when I could be a pastafarian
+king pedro barcelona-gano IKR
Because we can touch the pasta
bacelona -gano tea! or should I say: sauce!
You just have to have faith! R'amen!
@Aleksandar Nikolov Ramen.
This religion would have made much better sense if we all believed the moon was made of cheese.
Lmao it actually would
+AstroDwarf We can always break it into sectors ;)
Anomaly in about 50 or less years people will believe in that
Now you're being silly! This is serious stuff! May you all be touched by his noodly appendages 😘🍝🍻
R’amen mortals
if FSM does not exist then why are planets shaped like meatballs
check mate atheists
Ramen!
A. Cimpoias Dude you fucked up cuz Pastafarianism is like Atheism. It just mocks real religions pretty extremely
that's the joke
RA'men
@@Max-fh7ij HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GOD YOU BIGIOT YOU ARE GOING TO HELL YOUR GOD IS FALSE
R'amen, these atheists just have to have faith in the FSM!
I boiled for your sins
ALL HAIL THE LORD SPAGHETTI RANEEEN
i dont want std
The Flying Spaghetti Monster All hail the FSM, RAmen!
Ty White
Thank you, Ty. RAmen to you, too!
omfsm the almighty spagehtti monster has a youtube channel
Unlike Jesus, FSM comes with a side of garlic bread
+Gregg Blade Don'forget the meatballs, sauce, and parmesan!
That's why it smells so penetrantly.
I have free crab legs.
Wait, isnt jesus the bread?
...and beer in afterlife!
Correction: There are, in fact, EIGHT I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts. There were originally ten, but Captain Mosey dropped two of them on the way down from Mount Salsa.
Poppamunz CAPTN MOSEY WAS DRUNK THATS WHY. THOSE DAMN "I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDNTS" ARENT EASY TO CARRY.
Mount salsa wtf is with this retarded religion. I mean I could it their God. And the hats wtf
Ender bomber dont mock my religion on the threat of war and rape
+The Channel Of A StormTrooper Thy shall not mock Pastafarianism
Ramen!!
FSM says "Worship me! Or don't, it's not like I'm gonna burn you for an eternity"
You will just have to live with the evilest creature ever to exist.
Benawesome BW Who?
With Satan? No, thanks. Then I prefer eating Spaghetti Carbonara.
Yeah but he won't be there to stop the beer going stale. I just realized that the flying spaghetti monster can't have a gender.
The evilest creatures to ever exist, lemme guess penguins 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😃😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I used to be an atheist. This video really opened my eyes to our divine creator. Thank you.
me to brother ramen
Same here ramen brother
Ramen, brother
Ramen
Ramen, my brother in noodles
The best... relgion... EVER!!!...
I am atheist, but now i am thinking to join this religion! :D
This religion was made by atheists that's why I joined
+Woodsi a spaghetti monster makes more sence then god and i love it arrrrrrg
Drago I'm not English so sorry
Drago its ok
+Drago your the first religious person who understands that's rude
i eat ramen every day. not because I'm broke, but because im cheap.
And it's guuuuuuud! (I can't buy anymore u's I have to buy ramen)
blasphemy....!!!
RAMEN to that!
no, it wants us to dine on its noodley goodness
danika, ok?
i thought that the FSM wanted you to eat ANY kind of noodles
proof of his existence is that you can find all the components of pasta sauce here on earth!
Clash Bluelight This "religion" is just rude satire!
Alfred Abraham so... believing warlords preached peace is not? believing a small basket can produce infinite food is not? believing a man can have the power to create worlds is not? oh wait! you're right! wanting women to be your servants, gays to die, and all other races to be your slaves is not rude at all! liking pasta is.
Clash Bluelight Why can't you all respect religious beliefs instead of satarizing them by creating fake religions like Pastafarianism?
Alfred Abraham i won't respect all religions if you can't do it. pastafarianism is a religion just like the others. get out of here with your one true scottsman fallacy!
Clash Bluelight Pastafarianism's only purpose is to mock. Other religions' purpose is to enlighten mankind.
Tbh the world would be better if people lived under this religion
We even have rice pasta or traditionally wheat based foods out of acorns for the celiacs.
Mostly, minus the drinking xD
@@crappyaccount well, as his noodly goodness says, you are not prohibited from using other, non-alcoholic drinks
lmao wut side of youtube is this
@@17pvm considering every other religion is full of violence he’s right. Only Jainism really is ok
He boiled for your sins
In his name we say Ramen
Then who runs the world
IT
@Charles Darwin the founder of evolution he got boiled how he is no more. how can god got killed by his creation is that make sense ?
Mockery is the finest form of criticism.
It doesn't necessarily have to be mockery. I wish people followed this religion. It's pretty mellow compared to the originals and you get what most religious people really need, moral guidelines and something to believe in when they go through a rough patch and some ritualistic activities when bored.
Drowned Sword yeah I agree but the problem most people have with modern day religion is that it’s outdated like to the point of rejection of human progress (for example; Hindu and abrahamic religion not seeing the reason to accept lgbt) but this religion keeps some of the problems the biggest religions have , like creationism (Darwinism’s greatest enemy) I just wish that as species we make a universal religion that gets renewed each generation and has good morals and not getting in the way of progress. But it will spread not by how internet atheists edge lords boast on how there life is conflictless but by talks and agreement.
It's the LAZIEST and dumbest, most irrelevant form of criticism. It's just adding funny to a strawan.
@@kh_qft762 it's not a strawman, the FSM's existence has the same amount of evidence as the christian God's, that's the point
@@yan_dj You have to be extremely ignorant about the entire history of philosophy to proclaim such an inept statement.
But stay in your bubble, you deserve it.
Not quite accurate, I have been an Ordained Pastafarian minister for several years, for starters there are 8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts not 6.
That sounds like a very interesting job.
Can you please tell me them? I might join this religion i mean it's fucking badass
+Jo Freddie (Rev. Dr.) thank yooooou, found the info ^_^
+Jo Freddie (Rev. Dr.) I'm sorry, but that's not quite right either. You see the Pastafarian apologist, such as yourself have always claimed that there are 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, but the more moderate Pastafarians take the position that there are only 6. It's clearly a matter of interpretation. This difference in belief is most clearly demonstrated in the headgear choices of the two groups. The Pastafarian apologist only wears the stainless colander while the moderate Pastafarian can be seen wearing any of a number of brightly colored plastic colanders. Hope this helps. Ramen
+Foghorn Leghorn You mistake me for a colanderist? While the colander may be acceptable headgear for the lay Pastafarian, as shown in The Loose Canon (The Book of Penelope II:7) as an ordained Orthodox Pastafarian I follow the word of the Gospel (Which also lists all 8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts) states:
"I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t."
- Bobby Henderson (Pesto Be Upon Him) - Open Letter To Kansas School Board.
You can find a copy of the Gospel at any good book store that does not persecute our People ISBN13: 9780007231607, The Loose Canon ca be found online at loose-canon.info
Who they hell thumbed this down?
Thanks for the support! We can only assume it's the same person who dislikes uplifting acts of humanity and puppy videos.
+NothenButHell True Pastafarians that were irked by him calling us hipsters.
+NothenButHell Somebody with Gluten intolerance!
+NothenButHell me, strait thug life over here, jk
+Adrian Angel hahahaha
Finally I found my ultimate believe system! :-) Too bad Pastafari are discriminated against in most parts of the world! They say it would be ridiculous and no religion at all!! :-(
Makes more sense than Jesus anyways
+theblackbull55 how
You sir r a dumbass
disrespecting other religions is idiotic
The truth has always been spurned (;
Whats crazy is there as much evidence to support the fact this is the TRUE religion as there is any other religion. The evidence supporting the existence of the flying spaghetti monster is as strong as the evidence suggesting god exists.
There's tons of videos on UA-cam where the flag spaghetti monster is spotted he was even spotted in Germany
If the spaghetti monster didn't make the universe, explain Atoms and the String theory, sounds like smaller spaghetti to me
And dna
Makes more sense than christianity
Ender bomber What are you talking about, there is no more proof for Christianity. Christianity is a death cult fuck off.
+Ender bomber Satire. Pastafarianism is pure satire.
+Ender bomber It's not easy being terrible at writing, is it?
+Emma Williams (U.E.) wow fuck off. Good argument. Grow up.
+Kanoajb sorry I don't understand what u mean?
This religion is great and in serveral ways even better then most religions out there, why? Well first their god and believe system is the same as all other religions, believing in a creature that shaped the universe that never has been proven to nog exist. One thing that makes them better then most other religions is the 8 I really rather you didn'ts saying you should spend your money on good deeds and not the religion you are supporting. This religion is just perfect in every way possible, with not only it's humor but also what it tries to accomplish.
Mitchell also the deity is so nice. He? (correct pronoun?) doesn't have commandments he has rather you didn'ts
repent for the flying spaghetti monster he boiled for your sins and this is the respect you show him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO HE DIDNT READ THE BIBLE IM CHRISTIAN GOD SAVED US!!!!
There is no more proof that God Exists then the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists we have our own Bible and we believe in doing good onto others with our riches just like Christians and If you are a Christan God would not want you to look down on other people on what they believe that shows how you pay attention to your own God. R'amen! (Sorry for the Bad Spelling or grammar English is not my First Language)
If he boiled who running the world? second he is so weak that he got boiled by his own creation??
@PlayStation gamer no sir i just ask a question how can god got boiled by his own creation? and if creation boiled him who is running the world?
@PlayStation gamer what are some scientific miracles in your bible?
I first through this religion was a troll... but its not
Wait people actually believe this??????
+Crazy Cat the point is just that a flying spaghetti monster is just as probable to exist as any other god is. No one really believes it, but many people live the lifestyle to prove a point.
It makes more sense than alot of other religions, and makes hell seem like not that horrible place even if your not 100% perfect.
Gigi Bazaidi It is essentially a troll, but the role playing that people do actually convince others that they truly believe in it when they dont, it's all just a funny meme
Gigi Bazaidi It is a troll. People just go really far with it. It's meant to satirize Christianity.
I found my religion
Me too
Im no longer an atheist... I am now a Pastafarian.
Ramen!
I just searched for "What is Pastafarianism" and I was expecting some kind of doodle animation video and that's exactly what you gave me!
*tips hat* You just gave me the feeling of absolute satisfaction.
EMBRACE HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!!!
Ramen to that brother 👍🍜🥳
DUDE. I SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY NOW HAVE FAITH IN FSM. I LOVE BEER STRIPPERS AND PIRATE REGALIA RAMEN!
May the Sauce be with you all. :)
+Shannmeister
R'amen
Whoever came up with this is GENIUS!
Originally it was made back in 2005 when the Catholic School Administration wanted non-Catholic schools to teach creationism instead of evolution. Then some guy sent a letter and pictures he drew saying, well if your going to teach god then you must allow me to teach my god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. After the news reported it he actually got a following and soon after he was getting donations to build a church, soon in 2006 he founded the first FSM church in Vancouver. Today churches have spread across America and they have 10 million members.
John Adams Bobby Henderson
@@benawesomebw1197 All what you said was true but the FSM was behind it all to rebuild his followers after they were hunted to near extinction.
I was touched by his noodley appendage, a while back, and have been a pastafarian ever since :D
i can hear what you’re saying with my ears closed >_
OMG, this religion is soooo cool!!! I want to join the religion 😊😂
+Pizaerable I have joined a few days ago. I just need to buy The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in order to fully uderstand this beautiful religion.
+Jack1234567890
Oh I want to buy that as well. I can't wait to be a pastafarian 😊😊😊
Pizaerable
Yeah, once I get some cash Im going to change all of my ID photos in documents to me wearing a strainer. All a part from passport because that's like 200 pounds so not now but every other document? Hell yeah! I just have to pick a good looking strainer, I have a plastic one but I want to buy a meatal one for wearing.
ME TOOOO
+Pizaerable ME TOOOOOOO
you can't prove the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist
I bet this is Papyrus's religion!
Pls stahp. Eurekatale is not welcome here.
Bruh I posted that like 4 months ago I'm over Undertale
+Kathleen Asmus I THOUGHT THAT TOO!
+Kathleen Asmus YES
Stfu
Well I must accept that this video just changed my life...
Now I will descrive myself as a Lavey-satanist, pastafarian, skeptic person.
I'm actually an pastafarian, and let me just say, we are awesome
String theory makes so much more sense now
I remember seeing a group of pastafarians at a Westboro Baptist gathering people were protesting. They were actually really chill. Wore colanders on their head and handed out packs of ramen noodles with the message of their savior.
Nicest religious group by far
I don't drink beer and I'm an atheist, so can I still join in?
Yes, you dont have to drink the beer but im sure your gonna enjoy it after you had some
If not there are still strippers.
The beer volcano smells and tastes as your favorite things.
As an Atheist I would gladly become Pastafarian
Ramen!
Ex athiest*
@@vofq Thank you and Ramen!
@@Surfing_Life r'amen to you aswell
This religion is ironically the one I respect the most.
Unlike other religions, this one doesn't say that you will burn in hell for not following it. Think about your religion, is yours based on fear?
ramen to that!
I joined 2 years ago.. I'm an atheist and being involved in a parody religion is freakin amazing.. everyone is nice unlike christians..
I run a pastafarian church in Vermont. Everyone is welcome we have enough strainers for anyone that comes. Please bring a food item. 131 Orange st barre
I'm sold!!
Everyone has their own opinion on things, and I think that everybody has the right to believe what they want to believe, if they was to become pastafarian, then that is their opinion.
People can believe in Hinduism, Christianity, Buddhism, any thing! So if you don't like what other people think, then just deal with it. Don't be racist. I have been being mean and all that and I apologize. Everyone has their own opinion, and nobody is exactly the same, so at least try to get along with them, and learn that everyone isn't perfect. Case closed.
This opened my eyes!
I'm converting!
perverting?
Okay I'm going to fact check as a devote pastafarian who read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (aka our holy book)
1. There are actually 8 commandments (also called condiments)
2. Our holidays aren't called "Occasions", just "Holiday"
Other than that, this was pretty good. Thanks for spreading his noodley goodness :)
As a HIGH Princess of the church of the flying spaghetti monster, I approve and will drink to the above message. R'amen :)
but i like penguins.
You devil worshipper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol.
his meat balls are not the eyes his eyes are the eyes
you drew it how did you not notice
The Great Pumpkin is the one true God
good one, it is funny
Okay sir, his noodley goodness shall accept your beliefs in a pumpkin. :)
As a fellow believer of his noodley goodness, I encourage all my brothers and sisters to join the pastafarian faith, so that when we dye we can indulge together in beer volcanoes and strippers.
May you be touches by his noodley appendages.
R'amen
I'm a deist and I'm straight edge. However, I respect the divine holiness of the flying spaghetti monster and Bobby Henderson is his prophet. Ramen
My own religion I make is Terrarianity, the word is a Mix of Christianity and Terraria, it is a parody religion, God is Cthulhu, Heaven and hell are like terraria, Heaven is The hallow, While hell is Crimson, Purgatory Is Purity with sunflower Field, And Limbo Is corruption, People that follow the religion Celebrate Terrarian Xmas similar to Xmas in every way, it last for the entirety of December and November after Thanksgiving, In conclusion, the entire religion is based off of Terraria’s canon/lore.
Ms Vks That’s funny!
Yeah
Happy occasion everyone.
Jumping Is op Meh?
This is a joke. Really a religion. LOL this is the biggest joke I have ever heard !!!!!!!!!!! An Im catholic which is a really religion.
+Katy Jones it is a religion
Deal whit it ._.
Grass Boy I know but I am saying it sounds like a 5 year old create it.
Katy Jones true o.O
***** rekt xd
+Katy Jones You do realize that the whole point of this religion is to mock your religion, and people like you? The people believe this religion ironically. They don't literally believe in a flying spaghetti monster, the whole religion is to show how ridiculous your religion is...
When you it takes more time to make animation than read the stories.
His Noodliness, may His Appendage touch me again, gave the sea to Abe because it was the only living space not habitated before.
The one true religion finally one that makes sense
I’m Christian but I like this heaven beer and strippers nice
Don't abuse it tough
"Perhaps the most profound" one is literally peace and happiness- that explains a lot
There are actually 8 condiments or "I really rather you didn'ts" rules. ;)
And there are more than 8 reasons why this religion is fucking stupid
Ender bomber All religion is, none have proof.
+Ender bomber YOU FOOL YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NOODLY APPENDANGE
@@lucianotapia840 That's the joke lol.
I’m an Athiest but I should really convert to Pastafarianism
I'm happy to say I'm a proud pastafarian
We have all been touched by His Noodly Appendages. RAmen.
I was atheist but now this is my religion! YASSS pasta! My dad said it's silly and I was like"YOU DON'T SEE ME GO AROUND CALLING OTHER RELIGIONS SILLY!"
Spaghetti monster is the true and only god
R’amen
“Don’t the disbelievers see I made the DNA like pasta?”
3:22 (holy bible of fsm)
I saw a hell testimony a man was describing seeing a spaghetti type monster. Smh
When people ask I always introduce myself as atheist. But then I remember I’m a registered pastafarian 🤣
I'm atheist, but maybe I'll convert.
The truth
People who heard the word in sisterhood series and came to know what it is. And this video really made it simple to understand
from the christian standpoint i find this hilarious.
You shouldn’t find this funny. Our lord and savior, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster, boiled for your sins captain concerned. Ramen.
You Infidels think this is a joke?!!
Our lord Jesus Christ died and suffered for our sins and this is what you all did to repay him? He was the most perfect human that walked the earth but he let it all come to an end just so all of you non-believers can mock and disgrace the holy name of god!
The Pastafarian bible didn't even mention god's friends, what happened to Thor, Odin, Bathala and Gordon Ramsay?! WHY WEREN'T THEY MENTIONED IN PASTAFARIANISM?!! It seems like Pastafarians discriminate the holy light of Gordon Ramsay's Presence and his voluptuous juicy lamp sauce of knowledge!
Plus these beings are like, top 10 of the most powerful beings in the universe bro seems like pastafarians just wants to get rid of competition, y'all being sus rn.
MOOOMMMM Can I convert?
well actually its is called holiday not occasion as the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster say "Wall-mart refuses to say the christian merry Christmas and uses the Pastafarian happy holiday"
I choose to believe in this
I actually really like the sound of this religion ngl
Pastafarianism was listed in an actual book about religons I had and like, my younger self feared the flying sphagetti so much. I knew that the sphagetti would come back and destroy us all one day...
butwaitdoestthisreligionfallintothrmemecategory--
All hail to his lord our Pastafarian savior
Ruby Honey don't be stupid please
@xi jin ping.
Because I’m allergic to pasta.
this was so good lol
this religion sounds yummy
At my school ypu can only wear hats or helmets to school if it's for religious purposes. I WILL wear a colender to school
good video, loved it! But you mentioned there being 6 holy condiments when there are really 8.
Honestly I think I will convert :)
I was eating ramen while watching this.
R'amen to you, my friend!
I am eating spaghetti while reading the comment section.
It seems that we both lead dangerous lifestyles. Be careful with eating and laughing at the same time. ;)
ThePukanka *Dies of laughter, literally*
You sinner! your only aloud to eat ramen on ramen day! XD
You could make a relig- nevermind
Two questions about Pastafarian heaven;
1. Is the volcano only beer or can it be any beverage?
2. Is there also an endless spaghetti/noodle/ramen buffet?
+TheKersey475 We don't know much about FSM heaven, but we do know that there is definitely a beer volcano and a stripper factory. I'd imagine what you're saying would possibly be in Pastafarian/FSM heaven.
+Lee Haswell no you guys need to understand I am a Christian and God Jesus Christ created us because by the end he will take the real Christians and leave the others here for 7 years and then come back for those or y'all going to hell but the again it's your choice for what you choose
Lego Macho But, there is no God. Only the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But it's OK, you can believe in whatever you want and there's nothing wrong with not literally believing that the FSM exists. As long as you're a good person you'll be able to enjoy the beer volcano with us.
@@sonidofantasia113 You can live a life of lies but it seems like you're a chill person so I think His Holy Noodliness will welcome you with open arms. :D
My science teacher is a part of this religion
this is a joke religion
+Gary Forshee do you know the source of why it was caused? a school was teaching theyre science around the bible, so a mans diecided to create this religion so that the school would be forced to teach around that religions quidelines as well, which in todays standards are just regular stuff
+Richey Amigo Herpler Gaming
No, that is only when Bobby Henderson was divinely inspired to reveal the ancient truth of the FSM to the masses.
yes thank you, i do feel it. ramen brother
+Richey Amigo Herpler Gaming it is still crazy
+Do You Feel It? there is no such thing it doesn't exist
I want to convert my religion
I'm atheist before
Now I'm pastafarians
Shit my grammar is horrible
IT IS ALL TRUE R'AMEN
+Hairy potter Obama sonic of TF2 Preach it, brother. Touched by his noodly appendages.
This has peaked my interest
I am pastafarianist now.
R'amen
+Sigurður Pálsson
I am glad that his noodly appendage has touched you. RAmen.
R'Amen to that bro
Ramen
R'amen
Anyone else a pastafarian? I am!
Raman
Do you like tape worms?
I was sold at the beer volcano.
Ramen
Strippers???? Whoa yeah that my religion 😂
This is a middle finger to Christianity, Islam and other religions like that
+nnddx101 yes
Aww why are the penguins in FSM hell? Penguins are wise and noble beings, shouldn't we WANT to be around them to learn from their wisdom? O.o
No! Pirates are the wise ones!
+Place Name Here Hmm... how about penguin pirates? :p
Alicia Allan No we shall all go to pasta heaven as his noodly goodness accepts all even non believers. :)
R'Amen.