MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) - Medieval Cover / Bardcore

#bardcore #tavernwave #medieval #medievaltiktok
Originally performed by Lil Nas X
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Lyrics courtesy of Parker Marshall:
Like a sickness swiftly acquired
Love's invitation was not required
A fancy untried but oft desired
I've sought in a glance a risk of hellfire
With thee, flirtation needn't be attempted
With thy beauty thou hast that craft invented
Upon the table, love elixirs have thee tempted.
With all thy wealth, thou miser, thou livest exempted
Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends
Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend
Rejected grace, and embraced sin
If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth
Hmm, hmm, hmm,
Hmm, hmm, hmm,
Aye, Aye,
I'd want to sell what thou buy'st
I'd want to schedule a tryst in Trieste
Contract sea-sickness from the Adriatic
Gondola sails into carnivalic Venice
Oh, oh, oh, why me?
To dote on the Doge, and grow the treasury
Three thousand Ducato, T'was mine every week
Such a time, the canals were gilded in my wake
So must I stay
As the new Venetian Elite
Disregard the misers counting florines
and multiply faces on the soldi, soldi, soldi
Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends
Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend
Rejected grace, and embraced sin
If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth
Write me, sign thy name, (hmm, hmm, hmm)
Tell me thou lovest me in private
Write me, sign thy name (hmm, hmm, hmm)
I care not if thou lyst.
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[@damarisvernaza]

Only 1400 kids remember this masterpiece💀

[@mayavel6057]

ONGG🙏🏼

[@px5427]

Memories

[@ashburczyk2638]

Girl this was my shit in the 1430's 😩

[@som1ove]

I was only 13 when I heard this, now I am 635 and I feel so old

[@ashburczyk2638]

@@som1ove I feel you bro 😭

[@imahogg788]

Nobody:
The music when you enter a fire level:

[@harshpriyadarshan8543]

Now that you said it I can imagine

[@redraider7614]

*Skylanders nostalgia hits*

[@luishenrique8932]

@• I don't wanna ruin the 333 likes

[@SaruvaViolin]

@Nintendo here's the song for the next fired themed temple

[@nailgunammo]

he does enter a fire level in the music video

[@myahrose8922]

“Thou doth twerketh with mighty sin to the beateth” ~ Book of Nas, verse X

[@chillymoozy7093]

Thou beth doth do any sin to the mighty goth/god

[@_7lores]

thy medieval twerking

[@thirteenfury]

*Nas the Little, Xth of His Name

[@sonxicor8921]

*WHEEZETH*

[@lilypage3223]

😂😂😂😂

[@peaxhes4487]

**I'm getting burnt at the stakes for being a witch twerking**

[@tahamohammad1741]

This trend needs to stop i'm sorry

[@LawlietsLeftEyelash]

* currently in a witch trial twerking *

[@ahyesfishcat8889]

@@tahamohammad1741 no, thyne twerking must never end. Thyne twerking shall continue. Rejoice!

[@goldflo91]

@@ahyesfishcat8889 Then, *medieval twerking*

[@goldflo91]

*"Witch" twerking while burning in flames*

[@secret3811]

My religious parents wouldn't let me listen to this ballad. - the community board, 1569

[@oversizedmochalatte2607]

GOLD

[@fairycat23]

Posted right between and advertisement for cows for sale and those 95 Theses that some clergyman wrote up. (Yes, I know the century is wrong, but I had to.)

[@ojhudgins7326]

im aware, right?! puerile parents...
(im an idiot im sorry)

[@milolacovara2143]

Nice

[@banana8hannah650]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tast3th3rainboww]

Tiktok gonna have a field day with this one 💀

[@mayavel6057]

💀💀

[@tohstedd]

im here from the lord nasson x tik tok about the hot wench midsummer

[@carolkoski4875]

@@tohstedd i already followed bardcore covers before but so am I

[@teaganthordarson1770]

They already have 😂😂

[@witch-of-jotunhiem]

Plan on it!

[@pippaulins5162]

When you want to read some comments but all of them are about a different version of twerking
👁️👄👁️

[@awkwardaardvarks]

Do you know why?

[@pippaulins5162]

@@awkwardaardvarks yes I do, I just wanted to read some other kind of comments too but almost couldn't get through the twerking comments lmao

[@spiceice0]

@@pippaulins5162 same but I'm not complaining tho-

[@bubbles000]

@@awkwardaardvarks I don’t, is it
“Nobody, absolutely nobody” 2.0 ?

[@awkwardaardvarks]

@@bubbles000 i don't know either, that why i'm asking :)

[@noe-db5iw]

*henry VIII when he forgets which Catherine is walking around his household*

[@grace5033]

Catherine: 😱
Henry and Anne: 😰
Smol child Mary: 🙈

[@mika_xx7410]

PLSHSHSHAGEHWGAHA

[@Rivers_TG]

Kathrine Howard:👁️👄👁️

[@crumblemuffin1257]

I love history LMFAO

[@agorahills.]

@@Rivers_TG Catherine of Aragon: 🤨
Catherine Parr: 😐

[@pika_imposter]

When lord nasson x releases a new chant for the hot wench midsummer despite it being declared heresy by the church: 💃 *medieval sinful twerking*

[@viktorberzinsky4781]

When the bard composes a song so fire not even the church condemning it as heresy can stop them.

[@sativasimpson9589]

lord nasson exodus the 5th to you

[@roo_boi900]

I saw someone post a tiktok with this exact caption lol

[@krosina2290]

I shall showeth thyne ankles with glee

[@pika_imposter]

@@sativasimpson9589 thank you for the correction oh cultured one

[@chelsair9426]

The monks where aghast when they heard this, and one swift shoemaker tried to have another executed for "unlawful satan shoes"

[@nexvs1343]

I doth say it was a cobblers thought 😉

[@anicasey9868]

I think you’re mistaken, monks back then were out of their minds, they probably choreographed it and performed it for each other

[@sonique_31]

LMFAOOOOO

[@Andyatl2002]

@@anicasey9868, wait tell me more about these monks, sources please.

[@radishinglad998]

"Young Prince Montero slid down the column from the Heavens to the Inferno, and found company amongst the Forsaken and Deviant. Despite references to positions of sin and immorality, we have no option to consider these two to be exceptional close friends, as was common in the time."

[@cat_pb]

😂💀 “they were best friends”

[@ambiguoussarcasm]

"[And they were] exceptional close friends"
Omg they were exceptional close friends

[@victoriatowns9237]

*walks down street shaking head at everyone twerking*
Oh dear, looks like another plague be upon us. I must hasten to the church lest I become ill.

[@888alphaable]

Dancing plague time!

[@dcscruz2970]

Plague doctor hides in the shadows:
Someone said plague?

[@youngsoundp]

im crying why does it sound like a new super mario bros desert theme

[@DAEsaster]

... Can't unhear it now.

[@armisael5454]

You’re so right oh my god

[@Adamant_Adam]

sTOP

[@themushroommonarch]

Why did you do this to us? You've blursed us with this knowledge.

[@TheAzerath]

*BITCH*
You right.

[@lumo_exe]

Okay but the line “If Eve has fled thy garden, eat what is forbidden” is a genius medieval adaptation of the og line

[@jaded_tofu]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING

[@crowheartog]

I would like this, but it has 666 likes. I don't mess with perfection

[@psychoseagull3104]

well now we have to write the whole song like this

[@azertychaos]

@@psychoseagull3104 the full lyrics are in the description

[@ruben1475]

It even kind of matches with the biblical Song of Solomon (aka ancient flirty sexy times), which has the line "He is an apple tree in the forest, I delight to sit in his shade and eat his fruit" and the rest of the poem has the recurring phrase "He/She who grazes between the lilies." What bushy part are they eating Solomon, what are you referring to?👀

[@carolfsanisme]

"Rejected grace, and embraced sin If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden" is on a whole another level of poetry

[@shrek3081]

*twerking cause everyone else is twerking twerking*

[@awkwardaardvarks]

Yeah but why tho

[@lizabeth529]

Please vhange everything about your profile thanks :)

[@gloomycrybaby]

@@lizabeth529 Why? That profile is godly.

[@highprinceryoma4410]

@@awkwardaardvarks mass hysteria

[@Mogamett]

"Answer me this, vulgar peasant: How can thou define my twerking as "unholy" and "sinful" if it slayed the devil himself? Aye, I did nae thought so..."

[@Saturn_Rising]

ahahaha i love this one

[@izzybluebell8399]

Nae, thy educated being hath point.

[@izzybluebell8399]

@@jazheynasegundo2577Continue thy holy twerketh, thou are enacting thy deed of god. For his bosom be bountiful, his glutinous Maximus be voluminous, that even thy wicked being trembles below him.

[@nautilume7114]

@@izzybluebell8399 I’m dead Lmaoo

[@verytired2399]

*WENCH!*

[@eunhqverse]

How did Naive Nautilus X not get burned at the stake for this song? We shall never know but will keep streaming

[@gabby6599]

LMAO

[@wellhereiam179]

“Naive Nautilus X” I’m fucking losing it that is so funny 😂😂😂

[@anti_fragile]

NAUTILUS

[@vaguetype]

naive nautilus the tenth

[@skyrim_crossing2839]

I'm crying 😂😂

[@lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852]

Wizard: *dies of twerking damage*

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

when time-travel is made available, we're totally going back in time to play this, right?

[@MTheBasementReader]

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚏 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎!

[@hoodoo1827]

course

[@Jayisnthere_]

I'll bring the speakers, if it's even possible

[@doctorvelvet1529]

Yup😩💪

[@Theesevennstarss]

@@Jayisnthere_ nah, we have to do it the old fashioned way

[@emilyfranco9285]

Thou shall calleth me by thy name ✨

[@qraayttjerssey4778]

LMAOSJKDL

[@floydallen627]

😂😂😂

[@olbiomoiros]

Shalt*

[@vOID-fh1qt]

@@olbiomoiros it's shall, shalt is "shouldn't"

[@noodle6852]

@@olbiomoiros shalt is “shall not”

[@goldsidion3086]

When the history kid, religious kid, and the music kid get put together on an assignment

[@emmautterback3927]

gay friend groups be like

[@m.fernando5749]

but what if i'm all three

[@unknowndeviceconnected]

@@m.fernando5749 youre a fucking carry B)

[@milkyyyyway]

@@m.fernando5749 I would pray to be in your team when the teacher assigns groups then

[@32669ndll]

@@emmautterback3927 Lmao

[@humantna2492]

me looking through the comments of this video
the same exact twerking joke 800 times: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@amaribites]

**plague rat twerking**

[@kaeyasimp3918]

**plague doctor twerking**

[@EmoFemboyHunter69]

**secret witch twerking**

[@miracat12]

my friend tol me about this comment and I'm so glad i found it :,,,)

[@captainteeko4579]

As someone who practices witchcraft I do in fact twerk to this rendition lol

[@lelo_heh842]

b r o
S A M E

[@angelb8317]

@@captainteeko4579 Me too! 😂

[@iluvgetosuguru_]

*joins in*

[@skylight_gameuse]

**twerking in armor**

[@sarahbethh]

*clang clang*

[@jackr_d_6975]

*clunk clunk clunk clunk*

[@annar.2480]

i just imagined that omg😂

[@skylight_gameuse]

@@annar.2480 hehe we need a gif or something

[@annar.2480]

@@skylight_gameuse hell yes!!!!!

[@Tina-pl7qi]

When the history book says "they were very close friends"

[@JohnEsse]

hearing this makes me realize the the planet is actually worth saving

[@njipuy4391]

*historically twerking*

[@zeneeah]

lmaoooo

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

I just got through 4 twerking comments in a row 😂

[@snigdhasingh5682]

😂

[@soupscoop]

*fair maiden twerking*

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

ye faire maiden is twerkinge

[@billyjorl]

being executed for homosexuality but its a bop

[@bee-fg7xc]

the song really has lots of eastern tones when you listen to this version wow

[@lordfarquaad6259]

This is a bop, imagine dancing to these tunes while you're burning alive because they accused you for being a witch

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Beats so sick it caused the dancing plague of 1518

[@brickyy3106]

the only aesthetic i accept 😌✨

[@milkyyyyway]

@@brickyy3106 burning witch core 🔥 🧙‍♀️ 🧹 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩🙈

[@user-sf6qg1zf5h]

Those times were dark as fuck. I'm glad I live now, I'm gay and I don't plan on burning alive anytime soon lol 😂

[@kaseyseverely8636]

*crispy twerking*

[@racoonfulfiento]

* *ankles showing twerking* *

[@Commondaisy]

*scandalous twerking*

[@bigjoewenis1501]

wears a white bow

[@fairycat23]

An thou art a peasant like me, thine ankles should be covered in mud and not remotely tempting to the eyes of the less fair sex.

[@meetthesheeple3433]

HERESY!

[@angel_cake9451]

WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN!

[@averagehuman1106]

**royally twerking**

[@miharunnimpostor6401]

this sounds like a night out in an old middle eastern bazaar, watching belly dancers perform inside some tavern or something and I love it

[@cutejessi]

omf my exact thoughts

[@86MySharona]

Calleth when thou want, calleth when thou need
Calleth in the morn, I'll be on thy way
Calleth when thou want, calleth when thou need
Calleth by thou name, I'll be on thy way by horse...horse...horse...horse

[@killerqueen9512]

I don't know why i'm trying to sing because i'm obviously french, and i don't know how to say this words !

[@bloodwolf6217]

how is everyone in the comments section of medieval covers suddenly experts on medieval english?

[@stanmarsh2141]

@@bloodwolf6217 we are harnessing our past lives

[@razora630]

*sinfully disrespectful twerking*

[@tryingnottoturngayinthisworld]

sᴉuɟnllʎ pᴉsɹǝsdǝɔʇɟnl ʇʍǝɹʞᴉuƃ

[@jacobtaylor8250]

Why

[@SIVA-01]

scandalous and rightfully so

[@andreashane9549]

DAMN HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@BooDotBoo]

This song fits this style SO well, though.

[@dalr2708]

**twerking in ancient spell**

[@ralphnicolas3790]

THE SONG ALREADY GAVE ME THESE TYPES OF VIBES

[@Zainab-bg7yu]

Same!!

[@winglessfairy564]

Yesssss

[@ardi08]

Yep some of ancient greek vibes, moreover there is greek scripts carved on the tree

[@skylight_gameuse]

yeah felt like it could be easily medievalized, can't believe it really happened!

[@t0xic-]

YAS

[@TheChaosDragoness]

**bard twerking**

[@finnheisenheim8274]

......ehe

[@minawaaak]

@@finnheisenheim8274 TE NANDAYO

[@bigbussyprincess1800]

@@finnheisenheim8274 🤞

[@trashybear7915]

u mean Venti style twerking

[@grace-pw4kz]

venti?

[@doomgronthewitcher6514]

This works really well in bardcore actually. It sounds actually kinda historically accurate in places

[@locustproachin6052]

When your most favored lad calls you a mighty good fellow

[@kautsarnadhimnovaldi6498]

*skyrim twerking*

[@filiptusk854]

✨teabag em wenches✨

[@daninion467]

I danced this to Molag Bal

[@mirchimichi]

Arrow to the knee twerking

[@mazmaz1130]

Nazeem twerking

[@skyrim_crossing2839]

Cloud District Twerking

[@naranara8188]

slides down pole in medieval style 💃

[@Cheddar_Shred]

"Yes! Toss me thou currencies!"

[@ihrtjude7269]

i remember vibin to this during the black plague

[@kole3616]

**atheist twerking**

[@1000eau]

h e r e s y ~

[@suvikhyasiingh6073]

🤣

[@coochiecake1769]

**Harlot twerking**

[@crispywispytinkywinky]

PLEASE I CANT

[@jayshroomalt]

PLEASE

[@therealtyboogie1446]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im so weak!

[@lw5890]

Thyne wench is bestowed to thy cobble paths🙄😤

[@yenvi1546]

*feudal twerking*

[@Whosaskin]

I, thy lord and ruler, your king.
So decree that this shall be twetking summer.

[@emmanuelleon3268]

Culture person ha?

[@neerajpalnitkar3781]

when thou can’t meet thy grain quota thou must pleaseth thy landlord in oth’r ways

[@yenvi1546]

@@neerajpalnitkar3781 HAHAH thou art humorous

[@AlessiaBianchinii]

Lol

[@pinklibrary]

**asexual peasant twerking**

[@willowacehood]

**does the same**

[@reverieflowery]

*𝙅𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙣*

[@corenisveryconfused]

Joinin in

[@peacefulleopard8016]

May I join you fabulous people?

[@corenisveryconfused]

@@peacefulleopard8016 of course

[@gabby6599]

**elegant twerking**

[@NatKhatoon]

Brilliant twerking

[@gabby6599]

@@NatKhatoon lmao yes

[@gabby6599]

@@vibepolice499 **plagueth twerketh**

[@moonkookie1505]

Hello, can anyone tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking. Thank you

[@gabby6599]

@@moonkookie1505 i have no idea
🥵😍

[@CrimsonDip]

*sinful peasant twerking*

[@renzoceniza]

Joe

[@fisharecool2849]

@Dione Fernandes joe

[@yourplaylist4538]

@@EggTasticBean joe

[@chloeeeeeeeee2023]

Burnt at the stake for this

[@moonkookie1505]

Could you please tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking

[@isabellafeijoozuniga4299]

"Maiden Eve was not present in the castle grounds, Sir Nas took the oportunity and sinned"

[@Manj_J]

**the history books say we were "close companions" twerking**

[@madsirih5252]

**feudal twerking**

[@lindaplayspiano]

kaidou 🥺

[@ratboycolter3172]

**royal guard twerking**

[@zepshere8347]

A few thousand years later and the historians will be in absolute CONFUSION

[@LasloCanadi]

**twerking in a god honoring way**

[@teresapaladini7643]

Underrated comment, i love it

[@therealtyboogie1446]

Im weak

[@smolbean4789]

Okay but like they d i d though 😭

[@birchlotus]

twerking for God

[@TheVoidedRealm]

*joins in* me lord shall like no sin in this dance

[@ProdbyNKA]

*"Call me by thy name"*
- Smæl Nazeth X 1400 AD

[@lyadmilo]

Thy name*

[@makumakilmecha5084]

LMFAOOOOO NOT LIL NAS X IN ANCIENT ENGLISH

[@ProdbyNKA]

@@makumakilmecha5084 hehe

[@chuuyanakahara2944]

Everyone: Twerking
Me: Vibin'

[@JingLiisnotreal]

You see, this feels right. As soon as I heard the song I was like when is the medieval style dropping because it simply is how I feel this song would sound.

[@luframotta96]

**why is everyone twerking twerking**
edit: dammmmmn why so many likes lol

[@whispy4027]

This is the best one 😂😂

[@crabboboi1938]

rated 8/10

[@awkwardaardvarks]

Why I don't get this

[@Nice-Lemonade]

The twerking plague of 1518 😂

[@khi5235]

Confused twerking twerking

[@NatKhatoon]

Medieval twerking

[@suoopt6698]

I love these comments sm

[@Nekoma42]

I'm so facinated by the fact that you can use this music (and every other cover by this guy) during a medieval (fantasy or not) RPG session and it would be totally accurate

[@murpxp]

**Norse viking twerking**

[@bimexicanboi3820]

**Plague twerking**

[@shaquille_oatmeal6949]

i love your username so much !

[@bored.person10]

@@shaquille_oatmeal6949 i was gonna say that too

[@sophieterian9349]

lol we can do that this year too

[@calimango7926]

Og Covid, right there.

[@itskogaleeray398]

The Black Plague is a topic I’m always exited to talk about in my Science class 🙌🏼💀 that freaks people out lol

[@djparkermarshall]

My lyrics in the description:
Like a sickness swiftly acquired
Love's invitation was not required
A fancy untried but oft desired
I've sought in a glance a risk of hellfire
With thee, flirtation needn't be attempted
With thy beauty thou hast that craft invented
Upon the table, love elixirs have thee tempted.
With all thy wealth, thou miser, thou livest exempted
Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends
Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend
Rejected grace, and embraced sin
If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth
Hmm, hmm, hmm,
Hmm, hmm, hmm,
Aye, Aye,
I'd want to sell what thou buy'st
I'd want to schedule a tryst in Trieste
Contract sea-sickness from the Adriatic
Gondola sails into carnivalic Venice
Oh, oh, oh, why me?
To dote on the Doge, and grow the treasury
Three thousand Ducato, T'was mine every week
Such a time, the canals were gilded in my wake
So must I stay
As the new Venetian Elite
Disregard the misers counting florines
and multiply faces on the soldi, soldi, soldi
Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends
Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend
Rejected grace, and embraced sin
If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth
Write me, sign thy name, (hmm, hmm, hmm)
Tell me thou lovest me in private
Write me, sign thy name (hmm, hmm, hmm)
I care not if thou lyst.

[@buttqueef9900]

Yes gawd

[@albedosfavoriteleftpinky3425]

how are you so fast i-

[@charlottev330]

The italian part is GOLD!

[@mateuspedrosadasilva884]

"If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
" is now my favorite gay catholic pick up line

[@sarahk.g.7861]

on god i want to cover

[@that_kid_nobody_notices]

This beat is positively bussing my liege! Throw thy buttocks back! Ah indeed, receive it!

[@90sasra83]

**pagan witch being chased by the kingdom twerking**

[@htheydy_3922]

**homosexual pagan maiden twerking**

[@xarthi9248]

Shit I been done exposed

[@booberfraggle]

Same

[@milo9546]

666th like 👹

[@M1ssApocolypse]

@Zoya Hussain also holy shit name twin

[@punkrockjoanofarc]

same

[@SM-iw7ki]

* sacrificial twerk *

[@onion1319]

I WAS THE 666’TH LIKE (un)HOLY FUCK

[@tea7518]

I'd like but i don't wanna ruin it :/// it's 666 likes

[@iximastergaming6142]

"Retrieve thou by chanting out thy maiden name."
-Sir Nas of the X

[@CAC2021]

This is a masterpiece omg

[@tahjaniagibbs]

I'm feeling rather scandalous and I might show my ankles😏

[@yourlocalkattsmet2952]

ha ha, this made me laugh a bit indeed

[@Nicknstrips]

Good heavens! Call the priest! This one is defiling the church with their SCANDALOUS ANKLES. We much decide their capital punishment as they deserve God's graceful help! Heavens! The NERVE of these PEASANTS thinking they are in any MIND to DARE show off those scantily clad ankles!
(For legal purposes, this is a joke)

[@andrianbabeyy8145]

Dost Little Nassian X not realize the severity of thine crime!? Dost he not think of how his influence may TAINT mine offspring!?!?!? How am I to let mine children wander streets, if they can find easily these satanic chants!! This ist Heresy!!!

[@dantemaquiavelli9039]

I just flashed my knees in front of my towns' church 😳

[@lindaplayspiano]

*sangwoo entered the chat*

[@imuniquefangirl]

* Medieval twerking on Satan's lap *

[@dantemaquiavelli9039]

We'll ride him like we rode to Jesuralem

[@slurpee4203]

@@dantemaquiavelli9039 PLS

[@chaotic_3dit160]

@@dantemaquiavelli9039 OH MY GOD I- 🤣💀

[@Caterfree10]

@@dantemaquiavelli9039 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LIKE

[@harperhatcher693]

@@dantemaquiavelli9039 SHUT UP 😂😂😂😭

[@bach7830]

* poor peasant twerking *

[@nataliechang11]

This sounds like the music you hear when you wait for rides at the Shrek area in universal studios

[@venomivy3428]

*medieval twerking*

[@Equinox226]

“Write me when thou, want, write me when thou need.”

[@zippyshack7634]

*Me and thine wenches frolicking ‘round a fire * “Tis thine bop”

[@crispywispytinkywinky]

NO PLEASE MY MIND CANT HANDLE THIS

[@jamieuniverse9318]

what

[@tokifujihere]

@@jamieuniverse9318 what

[@idiotloser6210]

Call ye when thou wants
Call ye when thou needs
Call ye in thy morn' and I'll hither thy way

[@8AKI47]

👯‍♂️

[@O2BAmachine]

This is sooo good. Sounds middle eastern, I love this 🖤

[@purnamritajamwal]

When the prince and the bard come out to the king

[@k4rol.ex3]

**getting exorcised twerking**

[@Ilovephilcollen]

I cantrrt 💀

[@makanksharao1526]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@W1STER1A.]

555 likes bestie 💃

[@Digital111]

@@W1STER1A. I just gave it 666 lol

[@leoriopaladiknight9699]

lollll gave it 777 likes

[@tuctuc3879]

Seems like the theme song of Super Mario’s deserts levels

[@nsa4805]

I can already see that spiky cactus ball thingy dancing to this

[@emmahealy4863]

Woah

[@KristySki]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my God it does!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sweetkittkat4680]

**concubine twerking**

[@AdityaAnand-oy3nc]

"For Eve isn't in the garden thou canst hollo my name"

[@stanstantalent.5605]

Now just imagine if Lil Nas X actually reposted this onto his actual channel as a troll.

[@abdhbfdhdfhf]

You can send it to him on his Twitter or TikTok account

[@CH-jj8wk]

I can see that happening tbh

[@PaintedHoundie]

Lil Nas X - MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) But Lil Nas X Is Performing At A 14th Century Medieval Tavern.

[@ocyruspythia1658]

>youre playing DnD
>you walk into a tavern
>this is playing
>all the patrons are wearing what seems to be minimalistic leather armor
>all the patrons are men
> some of them are looking at you
>the huge hairy goblinoid bartender gets you a drink on the house cuz youre a first time patron
>"Welcome to Bugby's gay tavern, we put the bro in brothel"

[@saladcaesar7716]

@@mayawatkins8429 in the bro-thel hehe

[@neuroseptember1020]

THANK YOU

[@cat_clawz9473]

Genuinely that last line hit me like a pallet of bricks from the 10th floor I am dead

[@brickyy3106]

NO

[@brickyy3106]

i screamed

[@athanasia9857]

We got it guys,you all can twerk in different moods 😂

[@Fool_of_a_Toque]

Bless'd is the bard Young Nas the Tenth!

[@jillianmorrison1959]

The song truly completes my hot wench summer orchestral line up

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toastybutterscones1932]

Yes💀

[@figlet6427]

I-💀💀

[@squidpaladin]

BURNING WENCH SUMMER. GET. THEE. TO. A. NUNNERY.

[@Frog888]

Bubonic plague twerking

[@Hangya45]

this is it

[@azkajaveed6587]

The person who made this deserves nothing but good things

[@parsnip9850]

I dont know whether to laugh or cry over how good this sounds

[@icecreamkitty6374]

*fire temple twerking*

[@nerdishowl3624]

💀💀

[@katsukawaame4190]

No one:
Sheik: **existing**

[@clauderobson5323]

*Sheik slowly twerking*

[@acehealer4212]

The Zelda gaymers came out

[@benjirivoh]

@@acehealer4212 good for them

[@user-so7nd5zl2b]

Imagine showing the music video to someone from medieval times they’re just gonna die from the shock

[@phosphenevision]

They would be shocked even by like a cat video lol

[@redactedredacted658]

i mean ngl not really dantes inferno got pre popular

[@NeichaUnagi]

From the technology or the content?
Because I assure you medieval peeps were just as kinky as we are now.

[@randomuser1312]

What a س !

[@prosimian]

@@NeichaUnagi no, its because of the Satan stuff. Medieval people were veerrry religous

[@corybell5517]

**sinful medieval twerking**

[@vixencaw7551]

This actually works so well, though. The notes themselves fit with that medieval vibe.