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  • @joelfry4982
    @joelfry4982 9 років тому +157

    My favorite one so far is, "Study without thought is vain. Thought without study is dangerous."

    • @HeyungWonKang
      @HeyungWonKang 4 роки тому +7

      you are good student. wonderful. l like it too.

    • @mrderrionadams9442
      @mrderrionadams9442 4 роки тому +2

      I've come across that naturally within ny own thoughts

    • @gutzimmumdo4910
      @gutzimmumdo4910 3 роки тому

      @@mrderrionadams9442 me too, but we dont lived in their era, we would probably be idiots or farmers, lets be honest here.

    • @mrderrionadams9442
      @mrderrionadams9442 3 роки тому +4

      @@gutzimmumdo4910 what Is your co relation between idiots and farmers

    • @gutzimmumdo4910
      @gutzimmumdo4910 3 роки тому

      @@mrderrionadams9442 both are idiots.

  • @sparrowthesissy2186
    @sparrowthesissy2186 6 років тому +73

    >Whole book is about respect.
    >Whole comments section is disrespect.
    Great job, folks. Keep representing that superior 21st century morality for all of subsequent history. You make us all look so very wise.

    • @hmax1591
      @hmax1591 5 років тому +5

      you must be the narrator's family member or boyfriend.

    • @alexborghiphotography
      @alexborghiphotography 4 роки тому +3

      How about to respect everyone's opinion

    • @simonelaird846
      @simonelaird846 4 роки тому +2

      Relax and lower your expectations already.

    • @GodsDNA23
      @GodsDNA23 4 роки тому +6

      You as well expressed the dark in your heart instead of light. Be the change you want to see... 🥰

    • @Pazaluz
      @Pazaluz 6 місяців тому +1

      It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. -Confucius

  • @davidsessera1337
    @davidsessera1337 4 роки тому +22

    The introduction was read from a man who has a marvelous clear voice. I thought this is such a blessing. And then the reading began with an unpleasant voice of a woman that I could barely understand.

  • @abishlee7775
    @abishlee7775 8 років тому +16

    This is amazing with hard work! Thank you all for making this classic literary works for free! This helps us to appreciate Chinese literature and culture at the comfort of our fingertips.

  • @Daniel-vx3qt
    @Daniel-vx3qt 3 роки тому +13

    21:30
    26:50 - love
    34:50
    35:50
    46:08 - born
    46:40 - 47:14 wisdom and love
    51:25 - open
    52:45 - success and passion
    54:00
    57:12
    57:25
    59:10
    1:00:50 - mean
    1:03:34 - death and truth
    1:05:30 - 1:06:05
    1:06:19
    1:07:12 - policies
    1:07:50 study
    1:10:48 - sheldom spoken of - 1:11:55
    1:11:55 -free of
    1:50:55
    1:57:05 - 1:58:00
    2:03:58
    2:16:50 - wisdom
    2:18:15
    2:19:40 - 2:20:50 gentleman
    2:21:40 - 2:23:25
    2:23:50 consistent
    2:24:10 educated men
    2:30:16 - 2:31:18 types of friends and good & evil
    2:38:38 - wise and stupid men
    2:59:59

  • @FengtasticCAE
    @FengtasticCAE 8 років тому +12

    I'm as interested in the people that listen and try to put into practice things like this as the sage who wrote it :) This is awesome thanks for the reading and putting this in the public

  • @blessedhandsasmr7550
    @blessedhandsasmr7550 8 років тому +10

    Don't panic people, the whole book isn't read by the 2nd speaker. A smoother vocal begins in Book 2 at 9:10.

  • @tudorandreiraneti6875
    @tudorandreiraneti6875 9 років тому +17

    book 1 actually starts with 4:03

  • @dj_smacks_47
    @dj_smacks_47 2 роки тому +2

    This book is spiritually and physically healing

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 10 років тому +70

    Confucius say "He who stands on toilet is high on pot"

    • @MegaAmazingc
      @MegaAmazingc 6 років тому +5

      Lmao 👍

    • @ramiusz7336
      @ramiusz7336 4 роки тому +2

      Confucius say "Woman who stand on head have crack up"

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 4 роки тому

      stupid idiot

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 4 роки тому

      kids like u have no future spouting stupid nonsense like that

  • @gypsyjew8333
    @gypsyjew8333 11 років тому +3

    I cannot get enough of this audio book thank you for the upload

  • @Red_Proton
    @Red_Proton 9 років тому +90

    why switch speakers? big mistake to switch speakers.

    • @aaron___6014
      @aaron___6014 7 років тому +9

      Norman Kellison I hate this about librivox. some of the volunteers produce garbage narration.

    • @kevinmarkey9441
      @kevinmarkey9441 6 років тому +8

      confucius says drunk man come home and smother wife with kisses sober man use pillow 😂😂

    • @raycrow3718
      @raycrow3718 5 років тому +1

      You should go read the whole thing, preferably in an older Asian mans voice

    • @im-jn4vl
      @im-jn4vl 4 роки тому +1

      bloody annoying

    • @marsboyo1995
      @marsboyo1995 4 роки тому +2

      Red Proton who is the female reader? No good! Sounds like she has dentures or has caramel stuck on her teeth. I give up.

  • @SnakeAndTurtleQigong
    @SnakeAndTurtleQigong Рік тому

    Sending gratitude from a Daoist monastery near Seattle (USA)!

  • @realistdm4749
    @realistdm4749 10 років тому +7

    These sayings are my personal favourites:
    Book I, 2. Yu-tzu said: "A dutiful son and brother is seldom fond of thwarting those over him: a man unwilling to thwart those over him is never given to crime. A gentleman nurses the roots: when the root has taken, the truth will grow; and what are the roots of love, but the duty of son and brother?"
    Book I, 6. The Master said: "The young should be dutiful at home, modest abroad, heedful and true, full of goodwill for the many, close friends with love; and should they have strength to spare, let them spend it upon the arts."
    Book I, 8. The Master said: "Of a gentlemen who is frivolous none stand in awe, nor can his learning be sound. Make faithfulness and truth thy masters; have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults."
    Book I, 9. Tseng-tzu said: "Respect death and recall forefathers, the good in men will again grow sturdy."
    Book I, 11. The Master said: "As long as his father lives a son should study his wishes; after he is dead, he should study his life. If for three years he do not forsake his father's ways, he may be called dutiful."
    Book I, 13. Yu-tzu said: "If promises hug the right, word can be kept: if attentions are bounded by courtesy, shame will be banished: heroes may be worshiped, if we choose them aright."
    Book I, 16. The Master said: "Not to be known should not grieve you: grieve that ye know not men."
    Book II, 3. The Master said: "Guide the people by law, subdue them by punishment; they may shun crime, but will be void of shame. Guide them by example, subdue them by courtesy; they will learn shame, and come to be good."
    Book II, 5. Meng Yi asked the duty of a son. The Master said: "Obedience." As Fan Ch'ih was driving him, the Master said: "Meng-sun asked me the duty of a son; I answered 'Obedience.'" "What did ye mean?" said Fan Ch'ih. "To serve our parents with courtesy whilst they live," said the Master; "to bury them with all courtesy when they die; and to worship them with all courtesy."
    Book II, 6. Meng Wu asked the duty of a son. The Master said: "What weighs on your father and mother is concern for your health."
    Book II, 13-14.Tzu-kung asked, What is a gentleman? The Master said: "He puts words into deed first, and sorts what he says to the deed."
    Book II, 16. The Master said: "Work on strange doctrines does harm."
    Book III, 7. The Master said: "A gentleman has no rivalries--except perhaps in archery; and then, as bowing he joins the winners, or steps down to see the loser drink, throughout the struggle he is still the gentleman."
    Book III, 17. Tzu-kung wished to do away with the sheep offering at the new moon. The Master said: "Thou lovest the sheep, Tzu: I love the rite."
    Book III, 18-19. The Master said: "Treat the king with all courtesy, men call it fawning." Duke Ting asked how a king should behave with courtesy to his ministers; how ministers should serve their king? Confucius answered: "A king should behave with courtesy to his ministers; ministers should serve their king faithfully."
    Book III, 26. The Master said: "Rank without bounty; ritual without reverence; mourning without grief, why should I cast them a glance?"
    Book IV, 2. The Master said: "Loveless men cannot bear need long, they cannot bear fortune long. Loving hearts find peace in love; clever heads find profit in it."
    Book IV, 3. The Master said: "Love can alone love others, or hate others."
    Book IV, 6. The Master said: "A friend to love, a foe to evil, I have yet to meet. A friend to love will set nothing higher. In love's service, a foe to evil will let no evil touch him. Were a man to give himself to love, but for one day, I have seen no one whose strength would fail him. Such men there may be, but I have not seen one."
    Book IV, 9. The Master said: "A scholar in search of truth who is ashamed of poor clothes and poor food it is idle talking to."
    Book IV, 14. The Master said: "Be not concerned at want of place; be concerned that thou stand thyself. Sorrow not at being unknown, but seek to be worthy of note."
    Book IV, 17. The Master said: "At sight of worth, think to grow like it. When evil meets thee, search thine own heart."
    Book IV, 22. The Master said: "Men of old were loth to speak; lest a word that they could not make good should shame them."
    Book IV, 23. The Master said: "Who contains himself goes seldom wrong."
    Book IV, 24. The Master said: "A gentleman wishes to be slow to speak and quick to act."
    Book V, 1. Of Kung-yeh Ch'ang the Master said: "A girl might marry him. In him was no crime, though he has been in bonds." He gave him his daughter to wife. Of Nan Jung the Master said: "When right prevails, he will not be neglected: when wrong prevails, he will escape law and punishment." He gave him his brother's daughter to wife.
    Book V, 9. Tsai Yü slept in the daytime. The master said: "Rotten wood cannot be carved, nor are dung walls plastered. Why chide with Yü?" The Master said: "In my first dealings with men, I hearkened to their words, and took their deeds on trust. Now, in dealing with men, I hearken to their words, and watch their deeds. I righted this on Yü."
    Book V, 13. Until Tzu-lu could carry out what he heard, he only dreaded to hear more.
    Book V, 15. Of Tzu-chán the Master said: "In four ways he was a gentleman. His own life was modest; he honoured the man whom he served; he was kind in rearing the people; he was just in his calls upon them."
    Book V, 19. Chi Wen thought thrice before acting. On hearing this, the Master said: "Twice, that is enough."
    Book V, 22. The Master said: "As Po-yi and Shu-ch'i never recalled past wickedness the foes they made were few."
    Book V, 25. As Yen Yüan and Chi-lu were sitting with him, the Master said: "Why not each of you tell me his wishes?" Tzu-lu said: "Carriages and horses I would have, and robes of fine fur to share with my friends, and would wear them out all free from care." Yen Yüan said: "To make no boast of talent, nor show of merit, were my wish." Tzu-lu said: "We should like to hear your wishes, Sir." The Master said: "To make the old folk happy, to be true to friends, to have a heart for the young."
    Book V, 27. The Master said: "In a hamlet of ten households there must be men faithful and true as I: why is there no one as fond of learning?"
    Book VI, 1. The Master said: "Yung might fill the seat of a prince." "And might Tzu-sang Po-tzu?" asked Chung-kung. "Yes," said the Master: "but he is lax." "To be lax in his claims on the people might be right," said Chung-kung, "were he stern to self; but to be lax to self and lax to others must surely be over-lax." The Master said: "What Yung says is true."
    Book VI, 2. Duke Ai asked which disciples were fond of learning. Confucius answered: "Yen Hui loved learning. His anger fell not astray; he made no mistake twice. By ill-luck his life was cut short. Now that he is gone, I hear of no one who is fond of learning."
    Book VI, 5. The Master said: "For three months together Hui's heart never sinned against love. The others may hold out for a day, or a month; but no more."
    Book VI, 9. The Master said: "What a man was Hui! A dish of rice, a gourd of water, in a low alleyway; no man can bear such misery! Yet Hui never fell from mirth. What a man he was!"
    Book VI, 10. Jan Ch'iu said: "Pleasure in the Master's path I do not lack: I lack strength." The Master said: "Who lacks strength faints by the way; thou puttest a curb upon thee."
    Book VI, 11. The Master said to Tzu-hsia: "Read to become a gentleman; do not read as the vulgar do."
    Book VI, 15. The Master said: "Who can go out except by the door? Why is it no one keeps to the way?"
    Book VI, 16. The Master said: "Nature outweighing art begets roughness; art outweighing nature begets pedantry. Art and nature well blent make a gentleman."
    Book VI, 19. The Master said: "To men above the common we may speak of things above the common. To men below the common we must not speak of things above the common."
    Book VI, 24. Tsai Wo said: "Were a man who loves told there is a man in a well, would he go in after him?" The Master said: "Why should he? A gentleman might be brought to the well, but not entrapped into it. He may be cheated; he is not to be fooled."
    Book VI, 25. The Master said: "By breadth of reading and the ties of courtesy a gentleman will also keep from error's path."

    • @realistdm4749
      @realistdm4749 10 років тому +3

      I read along while listening to the book. You can find the book (Sacred Writings, vol. 1) on Internet Archive (www dot archive dot org). Search "sacred writings confucian" there.

    • @TheSnoopindaweb
      @TheSnoopindaweb Рік тому

      😐🤔🤨🤗☺❕

  • @zakp8687
    @zakp8687 7 років тому +1

    Sagacious Wisdom! we need this taught in all schools in Africa

  • @JoseGarcia-fq7cp
    @JoseGarcia-fq7cp 5 років тому +1

    Thank you for posting this video, show what great advancements in social and coexistance thinking existed millenia ago.

  • @thegamernero6793
    @thegamernero6793 10 років тому +4

    3 hours of awesomeness

  • @Themultimediaguy
    @Themultimediaguy 4 роки тому +4

    2:06:00
    If the tongue hath no fear, words are hard to make good.
    2:17:00
    A workman bent on good work will first sharpen his tools.
    2:18:30
    It is finished. I have met no one who loves good as he loves women.
    3:00:00
    The vulgar always gloss their faults
    3:02:30
    Mourning should stretch to grief and stretch no further.
    3:11:30
    A man who is blind to doom can be no gentleman. Without a knowledge of courtesy we must want foothold. Without a knowledge of words there is no understanding men.
    End of Book
    The Sayings of Confucius

  • @marqueshicks2669
    @marqueshicks2669 8 років тому

    VERY POWERFUL WISDOM HERE; DEFINIITELY WORTH THE STUDY TIME REQUIRED. THE RESULTS FROM THIS KNOWLEDGE IS PLEASING, FUN, AND OFTEN OVERWHELMING IN THE MOST WHOLESOME OF WEIGHS. THINGS WILL COME TOGETHER FOR YOU!

  • @asan1050
    @asan1050 6 місяців тому

    Thanks for posting this video

  • @ogomoditsemeyers4910
    @ogomoditsemeyers4910 3 роки тому +1

    @Vox Stoica will narrate this masterpiece so beautifully.

  • @fadiadaghestani3158
    @fadiadaghestani3158 2 роки тому +1

    A gentleman nurses the roots
    When the root has taken the truth will grow

  • @AktivPlus
    @AktivPlus 2 роки тому +2

    Слова полезные Спасибо! :) )))

  • @bradz9413
    @bradz9413 5 років тому +1

    Great vid. Thank you very much

  • @mrkenz7566
    @mrkenz7566 7 років тому

    love this thnk you soooo much !! bless this world with your inner beauty and strength working towards the light.

  • @waqarsocial7128
    @waqarsocial7128 4 роки тому

    don't be disappointed guys,,, its good work

  • @muhammadameen5205
    @muhammadameen5205 4 роки тому +1

    That's why men is protector of women

  • @recalcitrist1
    @recalcitrist1 10 років тому +26

    Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways at airport going to Bangkok."

    • @recalcitrist1
      @recalcitrist1 4 роки тому

      @nymersic - Lololool.....better luck next time.

  • @ultra1994
    @ultra1994 Рік тому +1

    It is very good book

  • @mickallen8551
    @mickallen8551 10 років тому +7

    Confucious say, "Man with hole in pocket, walk around feeling cocky all day"

  • @2paczfan
    @2paczfan 12 років тому

    love grows old, thats true
    the whole teaching is golden

  • @robertjamesselbyMTV
    @robertjamesselbyMTV 11 років тому +1

    think its a good thing that this is common sense to me. brought up well, thanks mam.

  • @OffTheCouchProd.
    @OffTheCouchProd. 5 років тому

    I find it very easy to believe that this man mastered or was at the peak of mastering his mind and emotions

  • @puppetstuff1800
    @puppetstuff1800 9 років тому +1

    thank you for the reading. I appreciate it

  • @arkadalgamish6272
    @arkadalgamish6272 11 років тому

    i'm about to turn 21 and i am learning about this. Humm.. I'm a genius.

  • @knunchuckz
    @knunchuckz 10 років тому +1

    thank u 4 uploading this is tight

  • @plipogamez3173
    @plipogamez3173 11 років тому +93

    This is a poor tribute to a supposed wise man. This reading should be done by someone with a substantial voice and confident delivery.

    • @plipogamez3173
      @plipogamez3173 10 років тому +6

      ***** Superficial yes, but damn off putting. How do I get the benrfit of the wise words, if I am not able to listen to them? I admit my objection to this person reciting these works, is because of my bias towards good delivery and pronounciation/annouciation. I suspect I might be able to get pass my bias and become more more minded, but, this requires me to fitst hear wise the words and be able to digest them.

    • @plipogamez3173
      @plipogamez3173 9 років тому

      Gottlieb Goltz A number of people have told me, I am special. I'm starting to believe it.

    • @yoseff2088
      @yoseff2088 6 років тому +3

      Shhh this is a library

    • @OmarOmar-jd9ou
      @OmarOmar-jd9ou 5 років тому +1

      Just stfu and enjoy the wording. Stop relying so much on delivery jeez

    • @bradz9413
      @bradz9413 5 років тому +2

      Plipo Gamez aren’t the readers of the audiobook volunteers?

  • @GreeNinjja
    @GreeNinjja 8 років тому +13

    can't believe all these comments below, all the complaining and btchin is clearly those that have no idea what they are talking about imo. you're all such trolls. :) Appreciate all your efforts Greatest Audio book. Keep it up.

    • @Ferdinand208
      @Ferdinand208 5 років тому

      Don't believe the people that find it hard to understand. Believe kubix kode, for he, and only he, knows what these people truly think. For this recording could not have been better. It is perfect the way it is and should never be improved upon.

  • @PounceKW
    @PounceKW 11 років тому +2

    I really respect this man.
    Muslim.

    • @PounceKW
      @PounceKW 11 років тому

    • @mrcolmh
      @mrcolmh 10 років тому +4

      This pre dates the modern religions by around 1000 years. And funnily is about 1000 times as wise.

    • @quqbalam5089
      @quqbalam5089 8 років тому

      +TACH In what way is Confucianism somehow wiser than religions? Also, Confucianism was preceded by Judaism and Hinduism and was contemporary with Taoism and Buddhism, while Christianity came just 500 years later, so no, it doesn't precede "modern religions" by 1000 years. The only major religion it precedes by that period of time is Islam.

    • @PounceKW
      @PounceKW 8 років тому

      Wow, I was Muslim!

  • @TiNg-nk7zt
    @TiNg-nk7zt 11 років тому +63

    Why is there a British guy reading the beginning then it switches to a Pinoy (Filipino) chick?

  • @entityrocknrolla
    @entityrocknrolla 4 роки тому +1

    When the woman started speaking, somehow, the interest to continue listening waned. But the learning is surely that although I have nothing personal against her, somehow, her pronunciation and tone of voice did have an impact on the senses and listening pleasure, albeit, in a very unfavourable distinction.

    • @whenraindropsfall
      @whenraindropsfall 2 роки тому

      Just say her accent is too strong it’s not that hard 😐

  • @alexlopez5800
    @alexlopez5800 3 роки тому +1

    THE MASTER SAID.... 🗣️

  • @captaincreepy8968
    @captaincreepy8968 9 років тому

    fell asleep to youtube, woke up and this shit was on, fucking boredom woke me up

  • @joycehamilton698
    @joycehamilton698 7 років тому

    Enjoyed reading reading the comments more than listening to the audiobooks! 😃

  • @Themultimediaguy
    @Themultimediaguy 4 роки тому

    2:06:00
    If the tongue hath no fear, words are hard to make good.

  • @andorieljixx8903
    @andorieljixx8903 8 років тому

    Holy fuck! The advert on Islam that just came in really hits the nail on the head! Brilliant! Oh and the audios good to ;)

  • @アンドロメダ-p2y
    @アンドロメダ-p2y 11 років тому

    Words of Confucius is great. But Confucius was eating human flesh every day

  • @wildlifet-shirts8768
    @wildlifet-shirts8768 11 років тому +1

    Great stuff.

  • @KeepingUpWithTheKims
    @KeepingUpWithTheKims 9 років тому +104

    I.cant stand the girl reading....can barely understand

    • @On3Thought
      @On3Thought 9 років тому +1

      +Susan Kang Sexist much?

    • @critterball2614
      @critterball2614 9 років тому +5

      +On3Thought no

    • @scareantics
      @scareantics 9 років тому +3

      @ Susan Kang
      what do you expect for free?

    • @chadthomas7860
      @chadthomas7860 4 роки тому

      I couldn't understand her either. I'm glad I kept looking...

  • @sabneraznik
    @sabneraznik 5 років тому +1

    1:38:56 bookmark

  • @kartierbe6937
    @kartierbe6937 3 роки тому +1

    Index Book04 26:42
    05 32:08
    06 -2:32:27

  • @seanpan5231
    @seanpan5231 10 років тому +11

    Need to have both Chinese and English captions.

  • @JohnJones-en7cf
    @JohnJones-en7cf 2 роки тому

    Clear speech

  • @IsabelRodriguez-nv2ue
    @IsabelRodriguez-nv2ue Рік тому

    Book 5 #11 - "What I do not wish done to me, I likewise wish not to do to others" #14 Cultured man: "He was quick and loved learning; he was not ashamed to ask those beneath him, that is why he was called cultured" #15: On the ways of a gentleman #21...my young sons at home do not know how much pruning they still need! #25 The Master's Wishes: ...to be true to friends.... #26 I have met no one that can see his pwn faults.....

  • @ElectroStash
    @ElectroStash 11 років тому +6

    i've got my marihuana plant with headphones listening to this

  • @luc649
    @luc649 11 років тому +1

    Confucius said : Man who retire for the night with itchy behind...will rise up with stinky fingers...I can attest to that .

  • @oddviews
    @oddviews 11 років тому +1

    Yes, but remember: your ego is your worst enemy!
    Better to be wise than clever!

  • @recklessreels8803
    @recklessreels8803 5 років тому

    My only complaint is that the time codes in the description are incorrect.

  • @99bigox
    @99bigox 11 років тому +1

    知+日=智(zhi) knowledge on top sun below, means radiant conscious intelligence.
    丰+丰+手+心=慧 (hui) 2 harvests on top hand in middle mind below, means the harvest of deeper wisdom and ability for being aware of the unconscious or self-nature.
    今+貝=貪 (tan) today or current moment on top treasure chest standing below, means greed.
    奴+心=怒 (nu) slave on top mind below, means anger.
    知+疒=痴 (chi) knowledge inside a sickbed, so knowledge lying on sickbed is ignorance and insanity.

  • @jmm1233
    @jmm1233 9 років тому

    there some really amusing ones here

  • @kimnorth7060
    @kimnorth7060 11 років тому

    there is something wrong with the world when the least among us are in the most influential positions, where being a backstabbing, manipulative scumbag is encouraged. I am a huge fan of Confucius and have read his analects but feel as though he missed out on addressing this issue

  • @indiansrus2
    @indiansrus2 6 років тому +1

    Confucius say "Knickers not the best thing in the world - but next to it!"

  • @smb3675
    @smb3675 5 років тому +1

    The master said, "think about the words being said, not the speaker".

  • @twistusone
    @twistusone 9 років тому +19

    Wow...I am upset that the speaker changed. I don't care much for the second speaker. Her voice is horrible. This person is not a very good orator. She has no grasp of how to enunciate the words. No feeling or care for what she is reading.

  • @schmoopy01
    @schmoopy01 9 років тому

    wonderful spirit and message.......love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @TouchVantha
    @TouchVantha 10 років тому +2

    If you could put any subtitle, I will very thank to you. Hopefully you could help .

  • @joesigl3022
    @joesigl3022 4 роки тому +1

    Confucius say “He who go to bed with itchy bumhole wake up with stinky fingers.”

  • @sarah.98369
    @sarah.98369 4 роки тому +1

    I wish to learn English 😭😭😭
    And understand your words 😭😭😭😭

  • @ronnietango1
    @ronnietango1 9 років тому +2

    "Confuses-us" shure was a bizzee feller thinkin up all them sayins thay put in them fortchun cookees!!
    I is mitee angree at that feller tho, cuz the last fortchun cookee sedd I had a "good suprize comin my way"...Then my Cuzzin Jasper recked my darn truck! That shure wernt "good" !!
    No wunder that Chineese feller was named "Confuses-us"!!

    • @chinkooiyew9267
      @chinkooiyew9267 5 років тому

      Pls don't blame a 2500 year old teacher. It's modern people who practise these fortune cookies, not him.

  • @frshnes
    @frshnes 4 роки тому

    Lv this !

  • @israelsoule8639
    @israelsoule8639 2 місяці тому +1

    BY THIS MAN COULD LIVE A LOT LONGER IF YOU WILL LISTEN LEARN AND LIVE?

  • @demisemedia
    @demisemedia 11 років тому

    Ohh confucious... you funny old man!! Ask so many rhetorical questions!!!

  • @pauleames4628
    @pauleames4628 5 років тому

    Beef Monster Munch are my favourites.

  • @proyouservicesltd3652
    @proyouservicesltd3652 2 роки тому

    My own saying : It's mistaken to assume your enemies enemy is your friend, it is safer to assume your enemies friend is your enemy.

  • @spiromentos
    @spiromentos 3 роки тому

    May wind of change bring bird of luck.

  • @marcelafruergaard8893
    @marcelafruergaard8893 3 роки тому

    My God...
    I thought I was going to have a good one 🙄
    It’s like you see a picture of the food in the menu and when it arrives...... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @sargambelwanshi6953
    @sargambelwanshi6953 4 роки тому +3

    Why is she reading like this!?? What did I do? 😭

  • @seanotterbine5937
    @seanotterbine5937 10 років тому +15

    Why would you have someone with a thick accent read an audiobook in English? This was your best candidate? I can't understand half of what she's saying.

    • @MrAlcmj
      @MrAlcmj 9 років тому

      +カミニックス accent has nothing to do with language, it sound of english because it is english

    • @MrAlcmj
      @MrAlcmj 9 років тому

      i am not going to argue with you

    • @MrAlcmj
      @MrAlcmj 9 років тому

      don't feel hard done by

    • @jamesmcpherson8599
      @jamesmcpherson8599 5 років тому

      I can

  • @jannes3290
    @jannes3290 2 роки тому

    Book : 26:42

  • @benquinney2
    @benquinney2 4 роки тому

    Classic

  • @chriscrichton98
    @chriscrichton98 Рік тому

    Confucius say,"woman who fly plane upside down have nasty crack up!"

  • @davidramziz3200
    @davidramziz3200 10 років тому

    wait how is this book organized? im writting my own philosophical book, and im having trouble.

  • @luvelohim1181
    @luvelohim1181 4 роки тому

    It’s sad how manny people only listened to the first few minutes

    • @marsboyo1995
      @marsboyo1995 4 роки тому

      Yup I. Got to eight minutes, just because I'm reading comments.

  • @Themultimediaguy
    @Themultimediaguy 4 роки тому +1

    1:18:00 apx
    I have found none who love good as much as women.

  • @Thsiscool
    @Thsiscool 8 років тому +11

    Sounds like a Filipino accent.

    • @kingkyleiv7960
      @kingkyleiv7960 4 роки тому +1

      Only adult Filipino have that accent.

  • @Hotpocketmountiandew
    @Hotpocketmountiandew 9 років тому

    lol it's that little indian kid from Jessie!

  • @Jeff-zx6rt
    @Jeff-zx6rt 8 років тому +1

    besides the obvious with the audio, anyone notice the picture of a cockeyed Confucius?

  • @forevershampoo
    @forevershampoo 6 років тому

    The master said

  • @jackslash3121
    @jackslash3121 8 років тому +13

    Urgh. Not only is the voice annoying and depressing, the constant libravox interruptions are beyond annoying.

  • @benfurjan5666
    @benfurjan5666 9 років тому +6

    A dutiful son and brother is seldom fond of porking dose over him?a man unwilling to pork dose over him is never given to crime?Wha she say?

  • @HolidayTheLeek
    @HolidayTheLeek 11 років тому

    I'd love to have that accent

  • @rapisode1
    @rapisode1 11 років тому

    keep it up

  • @stevannio7005
    @stevannio7005 3 роки тому

    身體髮膚,受之父母,不敢毀傷,孝之始也。立身行道,揚名於後世,以顯父母,孝之終也。(Our bodies - to every hair and bit of skin - are received by us from our parents, and we must not presume to injure or wound them. This is the beginning of filial piety. When we have established our character by the practice of the (filial) course, so as to make our name famous in future ages and thereby glorify our parents, this is the end of filial piety.)

  • @lockdown4685
    @lockdown4685 5 років тому +1

    Confucius say
    You can all hold these fortune cookies

  • @radroatch
    @radroatch 11 років тому

    40 min. in & at book 5, O.o how many are there?!

  • @RICARDOSAMUDASINCLAIR
    @RICARDOSAMUDASINCLAIR 11 років тому +1

    HAIL CONFUCIUS!

    • @ytguy066
      @ytguy066 4 роки тому

      You’re missing the point

  • @Themultimediaguy
    @Themultimediaguy 4 роки тому

    1:49:00
    Do not court shame

  • @nasibalfarsi2977
    @nasibalfarsi2977 10 років тому

    Confucius is always obvious and funny the same time, hehe

  • @300iqwizard5
    @300iqwizard5 5 років тому

    Confuscious said " Scooby Dooby Doo, where the fuck are you"!

  • @yanpinghuang8154
    @yanpinghuang8154 10 років тому

    thank you !