@jon do Can confirm I was doing manual labor from 17 to 21. Most people I worked with were either alcoholics, specialized in some trade or were FOB immigrants.
The corporate sweaty guy monologue had an insanely high density of humorous references. Almost every sentence contained multiple jokes, and it still flowed reasonably naturally. Bravo
"You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" 😂😂😂 this guy is way more clever than most people give him credit for
@@pete2389 He posts once ever few months. You aren't going to maintain an audience that way. Most viewers will drop you within a couple days if you don't upload.
Corporate tip: If you eat canned tuna, or any canned fish for that matter, in an office with other people working there, your colleagues secretly hate you.
We have this one big guy in our office who often eats something that really stinks or looks like it was killed 15 minute ago on a way to work. Hardly ever anyone told him to stop... we just leave the kitchen xd
@@erikedward1 Top 10 university in the USA. Top 50 in the world. I think Dom studied performance art at Tisch school at NYU which is one of the best for those subjects in the world. He’s a smart fellow who got a hell of an education
Honestly, anything uploaded with Dom in it just makes me so happy. I'd rather wait months and know it's quality rather than him just pump out b.s. content. Love you Mike ❤
This video is speaking to me on an emotional level. Just got a job in road construction working 12 hour days usually 6 days a week. Going from a super luxurious 6-day PPL with tons of accessories to now just barely being able to go 3 times a week, it is utter chaos.
Dom outfits in this video slowly progress to finally reveal his biceps & delts in their full glory. A real gym rat would never be able to spend a full day's work hiding the guns and this is proof
god, i remember watching your dom videos before you had tattoos, im vvery very pleased that you havent quit your new videos every thank you for the laughs man, you helped my biceps, and my depression, keep up the weekly vi
under the guise of comedy he takes serious headshots at idiots in the industry. that whole bit about outsourcing online personal training to someone else? pure comedic genius
"Heresy grows from idleness!" The imperium thanks you for your devotion to becoming stronger than the Astartes finest. You are a primarch, or dare I say the emperor himself.
Oh my god where has this guy been the whole 10yrs I’ve been using YT😂you just earned a new sub😘 Thank you so much. Your wit is undoubtedly one of the best I’ve seen on this platform. Had me laughing so hard my lady abs got an extra workout today. I wuv you, you meathead.
I'm so glad to see that this dude has not lost his talent after covid...big respect for him....many youtube entertainers have lost their skills and not entertaining anymore
hey Mike, Thanks for keepin it up. been watching you for 6yrs now. went from 24y/o 190lb ooze , to 26y/o 225 gymrat , to 270 fat ass aka brad, back to 195 fuckboi/Brote'ge' at 30y/o lol. i remember finding out Dom was a character and being crushed lol. Nowadays I'm just happy to see you still around cause YT has alienated TF outta you and other with a similar sense of humor. I hope you stick around even though I couldnt handle garn-pump and cant justify buying another brosciencelife tshirt/. I want to but my girl keeps reminding me i'm broke, lol
This was the best video you’ve made in a long time. It’s also the only video you’ve made in a long time... while everybody else was busy being unproductive during quarantine, so was the brofessor. Respect
1:22-2:52 is the best moments of BroScience for the last year not because this is his only video from the last year, but that 90 seconds of flow was insanely funny and creative.
I was just thinking how much I reapect Dom's video frequency [because Bradley put out his weekly Summer Ray simpin' vid].... Then this video hit my feed. Dope! Also, props to Dom for always throwing in a burn at his sponsor's potential customers.
Fun Fact: Theres a music artist named Stephen Walking that makes the type of EDM that you'd see a guy like Dom fist pumping to. Great artist cant wait to see him live again
Mike is not given enough credit for his genuine level of comedic genius. His writing is absolutely unreal
Most of it even looks improvised, he is just naturally comedic with an intellectual sense of humor.
He had a writer back in the day, idk about now
@@METALandRAPsucks him and his friend would write the skits with each other, I forget his name but he is usually behind the camera.
@@GeekedOutNeckbeard gian
I was literally just thinking this when I was just about to make my next comment LMAO 😂
"You guys got 401k's? I got a 405 bench"
This dude is genius.
You are everywhere and then some.
@@YuSooKey lot of guy make same profile name and image...
And I got neither :(
@@kamirator9215 nah. If you press on the channel. It’s all the same guy. The fakes aren’t as determined to be in every single comment section.
The UA-cam algorithm is so amazing for you to be everywhere we are
Lol
This dude made my day.
Line of the century
it never fails to impress me how profound dom can be at times
Dom is an S tier Wordsmith. This man crafts some of the best sentences i’ve ever heard
This line was so brilliant i think ive listened to him say it 10 times already
"Work horses get shot when they fall over"
No one has said a more true thing about manual labourers, ever
That’s why you learn a trade and join a union
Charles Grguras he’s saying you move up to a different level like a specialized trade or foreman someone that’s more useful
@jon do Can confirm I was doing manual labor from 17 to 21. Most people I worked with were either alcoholics, specialized in some trade or were FOB immigrants.
That’s why you work at like 60-70% effort so that working at 100% doesn’t become the expectation of you.
@@FakeAndTrolled You work at 20% capacity so the constant micro injuries don't snowball into major injuries
"Gay for pay" - shows CrossFit
"Gay for free" - shows Bradley Martyn
is that you mac?
Always ripping on Bradley martyn
Digging into brad is a must for it to be certified brosciencelife. Wouldn’t be a good vid without it.
I absolutely lost it on that one😂😂😂
I died so funny
Seeing dom wearing a shirt with sleeves made me extremely uncomfortable
I mean, have you ever seen a bodyguard in tank-top cause i didn't. pray for Dom, had to wear sleeves just to immerge himself in the role
Lol cant tell if your joke is sophisticated and saying dom in sleeves as in his tattoo sleeves.
To me it made me question my heterosexuality.
a so called muscleman that has a mac computer also makes me uncomfy , macs and apple are for teenagers and simps not alphamales !
i would rather see him in sleeves than those shitty tattoos he got
I left my zoom class for this
worth it
Same
Same
King
Same
Dom really went ”I want everything on page 12” to his tattoo artist
He also didn't get his inner arms tattooed because he's a massive puss.
@@morganellabean he got his ribs tattooed. I think he's fine lol
I did the same shit
Looks like they spilled ink on his arms
nice try but ive seen this comment like 50 times
The corporate sweaty guy monologue had an insanely high density of humorous references. Almost every sentence contained multiple jokes, and it still flowed reasonably naturally. Bravo
"You are at the top of the food chain of the bottom of middle management."
This whole segment is outrageously funny 😆
"140lb Guatemalan carrying a pallet of bricks up the ladder making you look like a chump" hahaha
Thats so true except over here its the Portuguese
So true.. those guys may be short, but they always end up being built like a brick shithouse
yea i’m like 15 and i was twice the guys size and he was carrying the sheetrock better than me
@@SpXPtwn Ironically, they also build a brick shithouse.
Functional strength in action, Watching a bodybuilder try to wrestle a rock climber... Skinny boy gon win.
"You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" 😂😂😂 this guy is way more clever than most people give him credit for
I'm pretty sure his success proves that people give him a lot of credit.
smaller cathedrals you think so? I feel like he has fewer followers and advertisers than youtubers way less clever tbh
@@pete2389 He posts once ever few months. You aren't going to maintain an audience that way. Most viewers will drop you within a couple days if you don't upload.
This is an old line that he used when Gian was still around
Its actually that asian cameraman who makes them.
I'm a gnc store owner, and I was praying I wasnt gonna be on this list. I was wrong
Redeem yaself bro sell gear out the back 😎
(Disclaimer don't actually do this)
@@whiteroseproject7207 you think I dont already do that?
(Disclaimer: I dont actually already do that, dont break the law)
Lol. This was good
@@tylerk.7947 indeed it was!
How’s Bankruptcy protection treating you
_Best job for a Gym Rat:_ Maintenance/Custodian at a high school or college. Oh the gyms are closed? *Not when you have a master key!*
And you know things will get sterilized. I'm actually a custodian at spa/gym
I’m a custodian with the school board
That's some big brain ideas right there
@@nateworthy530 Brains are for Lab Rats, I am a Gym Rat. I don't figure out the maze, I punch my way through it!
@@michaeldesanta977 you lift your way through it
"And when this presidential election is over on November 4th on the dot..."
oh boy...
@3rd Way p
2016 : “The Russians did it I promise”
2020: “Totally fair and honest election”
@@Oogiddyboogway”Our fact checkers say so”
This man is a genius. It's honestly not even a problem to wait 3 months for 10 mins of perfection!
*"Stephen Hawking, More Like Steven Walking.....To the Back Of The Line"*
_I don't think he can_
Bruh.....
When we needed him most he returned
Finally, Doms rent is due.
That covid moratorium on evictions really killed his productivity
Bradley was about to evict his ass
@@GentlemansCombatives haha classic
He buy own house so
Hard lol. 🤣
'Now every time you walk past the copier for no reason, you cure her menopause.' Hahahahahaha, brilliant.
If only that really worked. 😂🤣😂🤣
Corporate tip: If you eat canned tuna, or any canned fish for that matter, in an office with other people working there, your colleagues secretly hate you.
That's why you eat it in the kitchen. In the kitchen everything flies.
Make sure to MICROWAVE than fish!
Just eating it out of the can isn't reminding everyone else that they aren't Alpha enough to make you stop.
@@jeremyboyle5695 now that's a tip!!!
Eat blue cheese on a plane. Everyone loves it
We have this one big guy in our office who often eats something that really stinks or looks like it was killed 15 minute ago on a way to work. Hardly ever anyone told him to stop... we just leave the kitchen xd
When Dom was younger he thought Legal Department was all about doing legs so he never went there
you guys got 401ks?
*i got a 405 bench*
Yea a 401 kg deadlift
Keep pushing! PUSH!
Great line 😂😂
Ayyyyyyyy
tj G my son nnnnn
"You are the top of the food chain...
of the bottom of middle management."
"you're built for security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" these are the type of one liners I live for
These sound an awful lot like "what to do when you get out of the Marine Corps"
Except that you can replace Bouncer with Cop.
You're giving marines way to much credit
Can promise u most marines and military personnel hate cops
@@kotonarimasu6597 ...no? Most of my buddies had pretty positive views of cops. Except mps, fuck military police.
Let’s go I thought he was dead
COVID didn’t start his bench at 135 tho 😂
Lol follow him on Instagram to keep up with his life
“Insecurity is the reason you’re built.” Damn Dom cutting into the feels early this morning....
I actually thought he was dead
First time?
Must be new here
People have lives outside of youtube
I may have a small penis but,
I remember once it was like a year and a half
“Bully people smarter than you” *has a degree from NYU*
is nyu a good college?
@@erikedward1 yeah
@@fangiscool1 how good
@@erikedward1 Depends a lot on the department. They have a top 5 department for pure math in the US for grad school. Not sure about anything else.
@@erikedward1 Top 10 university in the USA. Top 50 in the world. I think Dom studied performance art at Tisch school at NYU which is one of the best for those subjects in the world. He’s a smart fellow who got a hell of an education
Yes, I do STEM,
Systematically
Train
Each
Muscle
Except for legs of course
@@LosgehtsFCB The L in Legs stands for Loser
@@Spolchen Spot on
Welcome back to another episode of rent is due lmao.
"Only gains" oh I'm definitely wearing that to the gym
Dom: Uploads
Bro lifters: The Return Of The King
Seems the only thing open during quarantine is Dom’s tattoo shop
"The only thing you should be using your muscles for, IS your muscles... You use your muscles to build more muscles"
Lot of dudes be walking around with “AR-15 n a half’s” haha 😆 💪
Haha 💪💪
Honestly, anything uploaded with Dom in it just makes me so happy. I'd rather wait months and know it's quality rather than him just pump out b.s. content. Love you Mike ❤
hell yeah it’s the return
Until he makes another return in 3 months
"or whatever holiday is not offensive" i almost died here.
This video is speaking to me on an emotional level. Just got a job in road construction working 12 hour days usually 6 days a week. Going from a super luxurious 6-day PPL with tons of accessories to now just barely being able to go 3 times a week, it is utter chaos.
When the world needed him most, he returned
Dom outfits in this video slowly progress to finally reveal his biceps & delts in their full glory. A real gym rat would never be able to spend a full day's work hiding the guns and this is proof
fax
Natural Hypertrophy I see your also a man of culture, seen you on Larrys vids
@@AW-Luke nah i see this dude on larry wheels, alec enkiri, hunter x hunter, everywhere
Looks like you and I have nothing else to do but watch every fitness oriented youtuber all day and everyday 😂
carl ventsel yeah I’ve seen him all over, just the most recent video I saw him on was a Larry wheels one 😂
Dom: "Nobody takes fish oils anymore."
Me: "Looks nervously at the 3 bottles of Omega 3s I have on my counter."
Delicate critique of the fitness industry and society in general combined with hilarious comedy, my cup of tea.
"Delicate" he makes me feel like a failure of human being.
Well if the shoe fits?
@@ThiefOfNavarre true true
I dont mind Dom doing sponsors cuz he makes them entertaining
“You eat canned tuna in your office”
*Me looking over at my canned tuna on my mini fridge in my office*
Lol 😂
player18792 - People have offices?
That Record i don’t I’m a lowly trade worker
That Record I do and it even has a mini fridge and a snack drawer. Gotta eat every two hours even while at work
@@Hellyeahbrother1993 i too work in a trade but also have an office
SuperAWaC does my truck based office count
Love your weekly videos cant wait for the next one in 2 months :)
Or 6
@@cadencecooke5961 for leg day that he skips it extends the time between his next post by 1%
dom you look a little bit smaller , you hanging around bradley martin again ?
“Fresh off pinnin the only sups in the store that actually work” 😅
god, i remember watching your dom videos before you had tattoos, im vvery very pleased that you havent quit your new videos every thank you for the laughs man, you helped my biceps, and my depression, keep up the weekly vi
You think it looks better with tattoos or without tattoos because I always thought about getting tattoos but I'm not sure?
Everybody gangsta till Dom has to pay his rent again...😂
under the guise of comedy he takes serious headshots at idiots in the industry.
that whole bit about outsourcing online personal training to someone else? pure comedic genius
I can’t believe this guy is a three time Nobel prize winning scientist.
I saw "Gainfully Employed" coming a mile away, but it was still gold
Good to see he's stuck to the bro split. Legs and back once a month. Curls and bench erey day. I still get more from this than an athlean-x video.
How has someone disliked this in the first 4 minutes
Rhymes with madley glarten
It’s probably Dom
Dom's been annoyingly politically lately. Some people have been getting annoyed by his SJW behavior
@@thatguitarguyguy Making fun of people who think America is the only thing in the world is getting political? Bro wtf
Thumb is so jacked it missed the like button
3:18 that's the nice police officer who came into our house and chat with my mom privately
Her name!??
Dom just taught me how to have a viewer look forward to the commercial for the sponsor as opposed to be annoyed by it. 💪🏽 😎👊🏽
"Heresy grows from idleness!"
The imperium thanks you for your devotion to becoming stronger than the Astartes finest. You are a primarch, or dare I say the emperor himself.
this dude being an NYU grad just makes all the comedy so much better
You forgot the most gym rat job of all, "YooToob Comedian"
Haven't watched it yet, but I can already tell that there is gonna be a bradley Martin is a small girl reference somewhere
only a "bradley martyn is gay" reference
Gay lol
@@alfredboehm5976 that must have been his second guess
Gay for free 😁
Oh my god where has this guy been the whole 10yrs I’ve been using YT😂you just earned a new sub😘
Thank you so much. Your wit is undoubtedly one of the best I’ve seen on this platform. Had me laughing so hard my lady abs got an extra workout today.
I wuv you, you meathead.
This is back to the best of Broscience days, not that there has ever been a bad one but this was on par with what your gym says about you!
Somebody get this man more sponsors, ASAP. If you do 2 videos in 2 weeks that shit counts as a superset, bro
When Dom was born the doctor said to his mom “congratulations! it’s a bro”
Dom's rent is due
Welcome back Meat Head, you've been missed but not forgotten.
love this guy.
And He's still hot, 😘💪🏽
I'm so glad to see that this dude has not lost his talent after covid...big respect for him....many youtube entertainers have lost their skills and not entertaining anymore
This dude is a wordsmith and a great performer.
The Dom is back!
00:35 , the facts that he speaks under his character is amaazing 😂
Yup if only the elections were sooner I wouldn't know if five people that died due to covid....
"Crypto currency day trader/ nighttime security guard."
This is exactly me 😂
You got a sad life men🤣🤣
you still workin nighttime security guard after a year?
@@opaitaon5230 hes a tru man of culture
@@anotherhairlessapewithanop7455 cant you see im joking as he was too mate.
No one is a criptocurency by day and security by nigth mate
@@opaitaon5230 why not😂
hey Mike,
Thanks for keepin it up.
been watching you for 6yrs now.
went from 24y/o 190lb ooze , to 26y/o 225 gymrat , to 270 fat ass aka brad, back to 195 fuckboi/Brote'ge' at 30y/o lol.
i remember finding out Dom was a character and being crushed lol.
Nowadays I'm just happy to see you still around cause YT has alienated TF outta you and other with a similar sense of humor. I hope you stick around even though I couldnt handle garn-pump and cant justify buying another brosciencelife tshirt/. I want to but my girl keeps reminding me i'm broke, lol
This was the best video you’ve made in a long time. It’s also the only video you’ve made in a long time... while everybody else was busy being unproductive during quarantine, so was the brofessor. Respect
Sooooooo true about November 4th! So glad you said that, YT gonna take down the video cause of it though!
Dom actually being for real about corona being over on Nov 4th😂.
One day, Dom will saturate his tattoo receptors and ascend into Rich Piana.
1:22-2:52 is the best moments of BroScience for the last year not because this is his only video from the last year, but that 90 seconds of flow was insanely funny and creative.
Dom releases new video... end of 2020 is finally starting to look uphill 🙌🏽
3:54 probably the best life advice I’ve ever heard
"You say in your deepest tren voice" made me laugh so fucking hard
"Gay for free" with Bradley's picture was just, .. damn 😄
Finally another video by Dom.
Rent must be due this week.
This is one of the best-written videos in years
“You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you’re built”
"November 4th on the dot"
Me on Election Day: Part 11
Election day part 21
3:32 "maybe I didn't go to college"
*10 seconds earlier has NYU diploma on wall*
this dude is a comedic genius. gotta give respect ✊🏽
I was just thinking how much I reapect Dom's video frequency [because Bradley put out his weekly Summer Ray simpin' vid]....
Then this video hit my feed. Dope!
Also, props to Dom for always throwing in a burn at his sponsor's potential customers.
Day after election virus disappears! Dom spitting TRUTH!
Yeah the whole world acts around the american elections ^^
@@KennenSieTed1 do you even lift bro?
Damn we should tell that all the other countries that never got the virus under controll. Just have an election!!11!!
This guy is wayy too underrated, I'm pretty sure he uploaded so every three months cos that's how long it takes to script these masterpieces 😂😂
2.41m subscribers isn't exactly underrated 😂
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding.
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
Look at him, grabbing his you know what, flipping his you know who
@@MaximumYavi And dr.dre said .... Nothing you idiots Dr.dre's dead he's locked in my basement
@@JohnWick-vr6un Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you know who, yeah, but he's so cute though
Thank you. I'm on strike and now I know I have to do until I go back to work.
Dom gave up on UA-cam and been playing that options market. Puttin it in and not callin back.
... when this presidential election is over on November 4th ‘ON THE DOT’ hahahahahahahaha
Fun Fact: Theres a music artist named Stephen Walking that makes the type of EDM that you'd see a guy like Dom fist pumping to. Great artist cant wait to see him live again
I can’t stop laughing when he’s so sweaty from sitting at his desk
My dad and I love watching these videos keep it up bro
Mike has definitely been putting on size over the coronavirus period arms look bigger respect