Markiplier Has a Mental Breakdown

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  • @FlyingKitty900
    @FlyingKitty900  3 роки тому +12639

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  • @i-win
    @i-win 3 роки тому +21017

    I have lasted 3 seconds without making a poop joke

  • @TheJoshuiChannel
    @TheJoshuiChannel 3 роки тому +635

    This video:
    30% Markiplier
    10% Spongebob
    50% bikes
    10% Literally anything else

  • @sk2timesss26
    @sk2timesss26 3 роки тому +3416

    1:05 always gets me

  • @that_green_neko
    @that_green_neko 3 роки тому +1614

    1:04 I think the real Mark would die of laughter if he saw this part.

    • @hypr.d
      @hypr.d 2 роки тому +37

      This is the thing tht made me laugh the most

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 2 роки тому +23

      That part always breaks me

    • @beep6205
      @beep6205 2 роки тому +43

      1:14

    • @Some_Electric_Boi
      @Some_Electric_Boi 2 роки тому +7

      Your pfp reminds me of Azur Lane's Akashi

    • @ctdevil
      @ctdevil 5 місяців тому

      What is that pfp?

  • @sleman1387
    @sleman1387 3 роки тому +4704

    I mean this doesn't sound very different from the normal Markiplier

  • @lilgabbo2587
    @lilgabbo2587 3 роки тому +5121

    Markiplier’s bike is the best things he’s ever received in his life
    such a grateful guy

    • @YamiDoubtZ
      @YamiDoubtZ 3 роки тому +9

      Dang this reminds me of lester's *bike*

    • @pspxrt
      @pspxrt 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah :')

    • @hootenscooten7263
      @hootenscooten7263 3 роки тому +3

      Because he was too poor

    • @Bananacatboi
      @Bananacatboi 3 роки тому +7

      Revita No dont click his link hes just self promoting report it

    • @elvamontes5424
      @elvamontes5424 3 роки тому

      True brooo

  • @yoyoshum1419
    @yoyoshum1419 3 роки тому +680

    1:04 when u realized you sang a song in Zoom class without closing the mic

  • @pulse_deon9670
    @pulse_deon9670 2 роки тому +163

    0:55 We need a 1 hour of this

  • @collin-theonlyandone2299
    @collin-theonlyandone2299 3 роки тому +4729

    Markiplier is going to have great bed time stories for his future children and this is certainly one of them

    • @siryamaha5360
      @siryamaha5360 3 роки тому +6

      Oh, aren't you the guy that regularly comments on Penguinz0's videos? Lmao didn't expect to see you here

    • @haviercheeseman6130
      @haviercheeseman6130 3 роки тому +5

      @Pawine Why're you posting that here? it has no purpose to be here.

    • @floridity
      @floridity 3 роки тому +1

      ayy Collin we have the same name

    • @haviercheeseman6130
      @haviercheeseman6130 3 роки тому +3

      @@certifiedepicgamer9237 Someone Was Constantly Posting Links in the Comment Section.

    • @alchemistclan891
      @alchemistclan891 3 роки тому +7

      I don’t know if his kids are either gonna be freaked out or not lol

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 роки тому +1389

    “Hello everybody my name is *Mark-ass Brownley.”*

  • @finger6668
    @finger6668 3 роки тому +499

    1:05 first grade humor be like

    • @XXXDomtacion
      @XXXDomtacion 2 роки тому +12

      ℙ 𝔼 ℕ 𝕀 𝕊

    • @dno734
      @dno734 2 роки тому +8

      @@XXXDomtacion pinus

    • @fnafplushultimate6792
      @fnafplushultimate6792 2 роки тому +12

      I wish I was kidding but this became the top humor during my previous school year (7th)
      my grade is filled with degenerates

    • @allstarblunder
      @allstarblunder 2 роки тому +6

      B E N I S

    • @9deekay
      @9deekay 2 роки тому +1

      you would get in trouble for saying shut up in 1st grade there is no way they will allow you to say
      p e e n i d s
      *music*

  • @vipahxxx7640
    @vipahxxx7640 2 роки тому +644

    2:25 i almost laughed myself to death for 5 minutes seeing this.

  • @Corpitell
    @Corpitell 3 роки тому +1071

    "ImAgine. A bike and a guy in the middle of the road.. Its horrifying." -Markmarkplier

    • @noony4gaming
      @noony4gaming 3 роки тому +4

      why are you here why are you only an object show channel here

    • @C0wy_
      @C0wy_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@noony4gaming i am too. I just dont have a object pfp

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 3 роки тому

      Revita irrelevant, get it out of here

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/zIrzxOHjars/v-deo.html

    • @akshaykali7037
      @akshaykali7037 3 роки тому +1

      420th like..
      Nice

  • @Dot_1
    @Dot_1 3 роки тому +1830

    imagine a bike...and a guy....in the middle of the road. That's horrifying

    • @ZiCK_616
      @ZiCK_616 3 роки тому +13

      It's horrifying

    • @godspeed3625
      @godspeed3625 3 роки тому +20

      Then SpongeBob says - "he is always ready to throw down"

    • @cratisk6537
      @cratisk6537 3 роки тому +1

      U made me laugh so strong I almost broke my disgestive system XD

    • @berzerkisnotaqt1250
      @berzerkisnotaqt1250 3 роки тому +6

      And then he starts beating him up.

    • @vegetablackpotato4700
      @vegetablackpotato4700 3 роки тому +1

      @@berzerkisnotaqt1250 and than beating him off

  • @doctoroktoberfest7840
    @doctoroktoberfest7840 2 роки тому +130

    0:56 me trying to explain my parents why I shouldn’t get grounded

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 2 роки тому +1

      And you just take the punishment to make everything easier.

  • @matthisonthegamer6167
    @matthisonthegamer6167 3 роки тому +140

    1:05 idky i love this part

  • @carpetbombjesus
    @carpetbombjesus 3 роки тому +6172

    Imagine a bike, and a guy, in the middle of the road.
    *It’s horrifying.*

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 роки тому +85

      @Big Smoke that talk about someone beating someone else and at the end they have private time

    • @gatortime8368
      @gatortime8368 3 роки тому +128

      Now imagine spongebob saying that he is always ready to throw down. Then he beats him up

    • @Supernovae2763
      @Supernovae2763 3 роки тому +72

      And then later he says he’s always ready to get down then he starts beating him off

    • @Swuarepantsspongy
      @Swuarepantsspongy 3 роки тому +21

      Bike
      The Horror
      and a guy

    • @gatortime8368
      @gatortime8368 3 роки тому +50

      What does this have to do with the bike? Who knows??

  • @Adshots
    @Adshots 3 роки тому +949

    "how tough are you?"
    "I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning .. without any MILK!"
    "not tough enough"
    "how tough are you?"
    "i lasted 10 seconds without making a poop joke"
    "right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."

  • @vicefurco.9134
    @vicefurco.9134 3 роки тому +60

    1:18 Reduce volume, loop for 1 hour... instant asmr.

  • @tofun3519
    @tofun3519 2 роки тому +41

    2:15 funniest meme I've ever seen

  • @anhilo9716
    @anhilo9716 3 роки тому +2451

    "hey whats you favorite youtuber"
    "flying kitty"
    "how cute, ill go check it out"

    • @daftendirekt2904
      @daftendirekt2904 3 роки тому +26

      Lol!

    • @brazilianknuckles7900
      @brazilianknuckles7900 3 роки тому +32

      Copyright © claim

    • @ShadesMF
      @ShadesMF 3 роки тому +6

      Lmfao

    • @applewood389
      @applewood389 3 роки тому +42

      This happened to me with a kid at church- his mom and dad probably killed him if he doesn't know how to clear his search history 😂

    • @kingusworld8987
      @kingusworld8987 3 роки тому +20

      @@basedSkeleton you owe me 2 ears

  • @LudwigAmbatukam
    @LudwigAmbatukam 3 роки тому +1308

    imagine a bike and a guy
    *its-*
    the cars: brOom brOom

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 3 роки тому +2

      .....

    • @Perzone316
      @Perzone316 3 роки тому +1

      1,000 like

    • @egygdi
      @egygdi 3 роки тому

      I'm the one thousandth like! Oh wait.. nobody cares.

    • @gamineg2679
      @gamineg2679 3 роки тому

      @Revita Stop It won't Work Bot

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 3 роки тому

      @RedChuck ua-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/v-deo.html

  • @pidgeydabird
    @pidgeydabird 2 роки тому +79

    1:04 literally laughed at that moment

  • @craigeeboyx2037
    @craigeeboyx2037 2 роки тому +24

    1:33 favourite part of the vid

  • @suff8077
    @suff8077 3 роки тому +3739

    Guys, markiplier isn't having a mental breakdown. He's just explaining about the bike.

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 3 роки тому +63

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 3 роки тому +62

      @@kingoftikathali7630 gonna make you die
      Say goodbye

    • @idol8305
      @idol8305 3 роки тому +21

      And the poop jokes challenge

    • @James-jb1do
      @James-jb1do 3 роки тому +27

      @@kingoftikathali7630 Bro you just posted cringe - Rick Astley

    • @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074
      @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074 3 роки тому +3

      There's 420 likes! I can't like the comment!

  • @SaladBoi37
    @SaladBoi37 3 роки тому +4064

    Therapist: So, what is the problem you're facing?
    Markiplier: Imagine a bike, and a guy, in the middle of the road. *it's horrifying*

    • @RaldosKnight
      @RaldosKnight 3 роки тому +52

      Bruh that's a funny one😂😂👌👌

    • @StepTZ
      @StepTZ 3 роки тому +20

      @@RaldosKnight funny it's a problem it

    • @revs1756
      @revs1756 3 роки тому +72

      Now imagine spongebob

    • @BarnacleThe2nd
      @BarnacleThe2nd 3 роки тому +65

      And he says hes always ready to throw down, and then he beats him up.

    • @BarnacleThe2nd
      @BarnacleThe2nd 3 роки тому +53

      And then later he says hes always ready to *get* down

  • @xxgalaxywolfxx4044
    @xxgalaxywolfxx4044 2 роки тому +78

    2:00
    This part got me dying😂

  • @pptelevisionpp2683
    @pptelevisionpp2683 Рік тому +35

    1:01 I bursted out laughing so hard

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 роки тому +868

    "imagine seeing a bike...and a man...in the middle of the road..."
    *It's horrifying*

  • @phoenixfan6667
    @phoenixfan6667 3 роки тому +576

    Markiplier Has A Mental Breakdown?
    What's Next?
    *Jacksepticeye Punches Crazy People*

    • @REsoleSurvivor1000
      @REsoleSurvivor1000 3 роки тому +20

      UA-cam algorithm has a mental breakdown

    • @magreen311
      @magreen311 3 роки тому +1

      I had a mental breakdown

    • @fe1nlover911
      @fe1nlover911 3 роки тому +3

      "I never punch a dude but i will if i had to"
      PewDiePie 2K19

    • @Defrective
      @Defrective 3 роки тому +1

      Nice.Maybe

    • @KidRandomNolt
      @KidRandomNolt 3 роки тому +1

      Jacksepticeye is turns into Aaron ryan

  • @toad2687
    @toad2687 2 роки тому +74

    1:06
    me winning the try not to make poop jokes challenge

  • @stuhff8169
    @stuhff8169 Рік тому +18

    Bruh the last bit had me wheezing. "In an active desperation I tweeted at youtube, and they responded saying NO" lmao. Hit different after watching the actual vid

  • @01abadianocharlesabadiano55
    @01abadianocharlesabadiano55 3 роки тому +435

    Markiplier Has a Mental Breakdown
    : *Exists*
    Mark:
    Why. Why?

  • @jacksonroberts9018
    @jacksonroberts9018 3 роки тому +334

    Mark: *Is sad*
    FlyingKitty: *We don’t do that here*

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 3 роки тому

      @Revita sorry, not sorry, fuck u for advertising.

    • @uberheroboi1233
      @uberheroboi1233 3 роки тому

      What

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 3 роки тому

      @Sherbase 12 cmonBruh

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 3 роки тому

      @Sherbase 12 wrong anime, now go away

  • @carl9666
    @carl9666 2 роки тому +43

    0:10 me bragging about my new mountain bike to my friends

  • @benediktgraf8659
    @benediktgraf8659 Рік тому +6

    1:28. I just realized that this is actually a legendary statement from Arnold Schwarzenegger!

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 роки тому +375

    imAGine...
    a bike, and a guy,
    in the middle of the road.
    *It’s Horrifying.*

    • @TriggerVR657
      @TriggerVR657 3 роки тому +2

      *Paradox intensifies*

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 3 роки тому +3

      Oh god ua-cam.com/video/jvghBUcdyGw/v-deo.html

    • @alx2900
      @alx2900 3 роки тому +3

      Wait... Who is the real sans

    • @Jaybee4920
      @Jaybee4920 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like something Mark *would* say.

    • @drslug7287
      @drslug7287 3 роки тому +1

      @Revita ua-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/v-deo.html

  • @EnderJohn89
    @EnderJohn89 3 роки тому +438

    Alternate Title: Markiplier demonstrates his ADHD

  • @aidankessler9498
    @aidankessler9498 10 місяців тому +41

    "What does this have to do with the bike?"
    "WHO KNOWWSS?!"
    Kills me everytime😂

    • @kayscott3374
      @kayscott3374 7 місяців тому +1

      I mean I do but you know I don't

  • @cddoesstuff
    @cddoesstuff 3 роки тому +15

    0:16 s a t i s f i e d

  • @yankeeshub4049
    @yankeeshub4049 3 роки тому +3039

    Markiplier: *Can't advertise his own bike*
    Flyingkitty: *Advertises his new plushie..*

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 3 роки тому +12

      Me: Advertises this ua-cam.com/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/v-deo.html
      *UA-cam:*

    • @mangolia2137
      @mangolia2137 3 роки тому +12

      @@firstname8044 WTF DUDE DELETE IT

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/2SPsvfoYIYw/v-deo.html

    • @SiddarthSenthilMurugan
      @SiddarthSenthilMurugan 3 роки тому +8

      First Name WHAT THE F....

    • @LunarDitz
      @LunarDitz 3 роки тому +8

      I shouldn't have click on that link...

  • @Antispaceskull
    @Antispaceskull 3 роки тому +1888

    This should’ve been called “markiplier gets a bike”.

  • @u1tranatoryt323
    @u1tranatoryt323 10 місяців тому +4

    1:32, I find this hilarious for some reason

  • @LeoNardo-ur7om
    @LeoNardo-ur7om Рік тому +15

    Thats crazy, the butts. It's a life style

  • @Strighker
    @Strighker 3 роки тому +3222

    1:05 made me die of laughter idk why

  • @iampedro513
    @iampedro513 3 роки тому +3798

    0:59 when teacher asks you if you have your homework done

  • @Choccy_Donut
    @Choccy_Donut Рік тому +4

    Infinite bike glitch: talk about them and you’ll get another one.

  • @xv1hr
    @xv1hr 2 роки тому +10

    1:05 I burst out laughing 😂

  • @PeopleQuang
    @PeopleQuang 3 роки тому +642

    “Try to make poop jokes CHALLENGE”
    *accepted*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 роки тому +9248

    I can't wait to get a Flying Kitty Plushy that makes UA-cam Poops and spews comedy

  • @aguywhojustexists
    @aguywhojustexists Рік тому +9

    “This all started last night, When I was taking a dump and making dinner”. -Markiplier 2020.

  • @CyberKid-fm4li
    @CyberKid-fm4li 2 роки тому +20

    2:40 busnut33 ;)

  • @rolandman2
    @rolandman2 3 роки тому +2667

    Therapist: pet the markiplier isnt real, he cant hurt you
    Pet the markiplier:
    2:00

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 3 роки тому +4004

    I'm surprised he didn't cry

    • @andrewcrow5979
      @andrewcrow5979 3 роки тому +14

      Or spread Libral crap

    • @radical105
      @radical105 3 роки тому +10

      you're kinda late

    • @youtuberssavelives7946
      @youtuberssavelives7946 3 роки тому +77

      @@andrewcrow5979 Mark is allowed to talk about whatever the hell he wants, he may not be a politcal channel but he is not JUST a letsplay channel. You're acting as though simply because his opinion is liberal that means he shouldn't be allowed to talk about it, when Mark talks about politcs (which he REALLY doesn't do on his UA-cam channel all that often, I mean, look at Crankgameplays on Twitter, even though I follow him on yt and support him, he's absolutely hysterical and ridiculous) Mark talks about his views in a calm manner, whether or not he's right or wrong, whether or not you agree with him. (as a longtime fan of him, I actually don't in politics, I'm a conservative, but I still respect his right to speak on his politcal opinions.) I didn't sub to Mark to hear his politics necessarily, but y'know it's a good thing UA-cam videos have titles and you have the choice of whether or not to click.

    • @mazenlasheen496
      @mazenlasheen496 3 роки тому +16

      man wrote a whole paragraph

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 роки тому

      F

  • @siapasaya707
    @siapasaya707 9 місяців тому +16

    Now we need a 10 hours version of 1:59

  • @Pump155
    @Pump155 2 роки тому +5

    What has my sense of humour came too when a man saying penis makes me literally keel over in laughter

  • @tekusenyx
    @tekusenyx 3 роки тому +826

    "Imagine *FlyingKitty* having mental breakdown"
    _its horrifying_

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 3 роки тому +5

      @Revita ua-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/v-deo.html

    • @andyguarin1974
      @andyguarin1974 3 роки тому +8

      Bruh flying kitty already have a mental breakdown search if pewdiepie had a mental break down
      Plus pewdiepie was the creator of flyingkitty

    • @ppgang1168
      @ppgang1168 3 роки тому +4

      @@andyguarin1974 *that’s the joke*

    • @TheRedSweaterGuy
      @TheRedSweaterGuy 3 роки тому +1

      @Revita ua-cam.com/video/3SzbtddERCY/v-deo.html

    • @rubiin15
      @rubiin15 3 роки тому +4

      @@andyguarin1974 that was a joke how did u believe that like he made it clear that he was kidding in the vid too

  • @arustwat7766
    @arustwat7766 3 роки тому +246

    When Flying Kitty hasn't uploaded in months
    *Teenager has a Mental Breakdown*

    • @RiadRiad
      @RiadRiad 3 роки тому +2

      45 year old has a breakdown*

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 3 роки тому

      His last video got a strike
      Prolly why ?

    • @i_fabiano_escobar_i4640
      @i_fabiano_escobar_i4640 3 роки тому

      3rd world war has a mental Breakdown.

    • @arustwat7766
      @arustwat7766 3 роки тому

      Bloody hell, UA-cam tried to kill Flying Kitty because he knows about WW3

  • @nikki6586
    @nikki6586 Рік тому +3

    1:10 "Try not to make Poop jokes Challenge"
    UA-cam: Welp, time to get demonitize this

  • @ko_solo9031
    @ko_solo9031 2 роки тому +3

    0:53 Whenever the math teacher asks me a question

  • @Prut0202
    @Prut0202 3 роки тому +4125

    FlyingKitty is the one who truly has mental breakdowns everytime he prepares a video

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 3 роки тому +445

    It’s hard to tell who is losing their sanity here, Mark or FlyingKitty

    • @crowe7393
      @crowe7393 3 роки тому +5

      Both

    • @avalifeinbytes4529
      @avalifeinbytes4529 3 роки тому +3

      Both for sure

    • @elvamontes5424
      @elvamontes5424 3 роки тому +3

      @Revita don't you know already that if you self promote You wil get hate instead?

    • @scarecrow582
      @scarecrow582 3 роки тому +4

      @Revita When you self promote, you get dislikes. Your literally just asking for dislikes

    • @mihaitirlea2509
      @mihaitirlea2509 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @yusufmuratd8972
    @yusufmuratd8972 3 роки тому +3

    1:15 i love it

  • @lordyspaghetti630
    @lordyspaghetti630 2 роки тому +3

    1:05 so inspirational

  • @mersadesebanks9226
    @mersadesebanks9226 3 роки тому +1278

    Nobody:
    That one kid in the group chat: 1:05

  • @Jejkobbb
    @Jejkobbb 3 роки тому +3865

    I heard that everyone that owns a Flyingkitty plushie instantly becomes super cool and rich

    • @unapibarandomxd7129
      @unapibarandomxd7129 3 роки тому +131

      _Indeed._

    • @disownedrock
      @disownedrock 3 роки тому +35

      notice me shrekpai

    • @crtik_
      @crtik_ 3 роки тому +13

      Lies. Oh, I have one nvm

    • @zeiadhelmy931
      @zeiadhelmy931 3 роки тому +4

      Get ouutta my recommendation

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 3 роки тому +3

      Disowned Rock
      Why do I keep seeing these profile pictures

  • @RockAfireExplosionFan
    @RockAfireExplosionFan Рік тому +5

    A bike. It’s horrifying.

  • @JBJointsBrother
    @JBJointsBrother 2 роки тому +3

    The movie when you watch alone 0:32
    The movie when your mom walks in 0:49

  • @yankeeshub4049
    @yankeeshub4049 3 роки тому +483

    Markiplier: *has a mental breakdown*
    Me after seeing this: *has a mental breakdown*

    • @shinchannakamura6
      @shinchannakamura6 3 роки тому

      OMG It's really awesome ,wtf, everyone see this guys 😂🤣👇👇
      ua-cam.com/video/WE7TQAz1cpU/v-deo.html

    • @rexthegamergembox
      @rexthegamergembox 3 роки тому +4

      𝕪𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕟'𝕥

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/zIrzxOHjars/v-deo.html

    • @ness2965
      @ness2965 3 роки тому

      @@shinchannakamura6 uuugh, bots

    • @kaichiku6335
      @kaichiku6335 3 роки тому +1

      Daydream : has a mental break after seeing this
      Me : has a mental breakdown reading this

  • @Matt-uf1uy
    @Matt-uf1uy 3 роки тому +948

    Flying Kitty make a “Donald Trump and Joe Biden have a Mental Breakdown” using footage from the first debate

    • @theinfamouscheddarcheesepi6184
      @theinfamouscheddarcheesepi6184 3 роки тому +63

      But they already technically had a mental breakdown

    • @riddimboi3819
      @riddimboi3819 3 роки тому +11

      yes.
      Yes.
      YES.
      Y E S.
      Y E S.
      Y E S.

    • @basedcheebs1299
      @basedcheebs1299 3 роки тому +3

      I will be the first one to watch it

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 3 роки тому +7

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @somebodystolemytoast5885
      @somebodystolemytoast5885 3 роки тому +1

      flying kitty should make a donald trump plushie

  • @dudeman50073
    @dudeman50073 Рік тому +3

    "They would just take it down, and give me another bike."

  • @pusherop_yt274
    @pusherop_yt274 2 роки тому +3

    0:59 my PC When I ask Can u run Cyberpunk 2077?

  • @hiyahiya3491
    @hiyahiya3491 3 роки тому +245

    0:17
    *"I can't show you the bike"*
    * _Litterally shows the bike while 👌👌👌_ *

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII 3 роки тому +5

      Johny, Get my *B I K E*

    • @foxboyxx7677
      @foxboyxx7677 3 роки тому +2

      The new me BIKE

    • @foxboyxx7677
      @foxboyxx7677 3 роки тому +2

      Meme

    • @CCCP-9214
      @CCCP-9214 3 роки тому +1

      How to walk like Putin ua-cam.com/video/6S9Zf7GQk54/v-deo.html

  • @crangismcbasketball6062
    @crangismcbasketball6062 3 роки тому +1288

    This isn't real, everyone knows Mark was too poor to afford a bike

    • @deathpac1to131
      @deathpac1to131 3 роки тому +6

      OMG I'm dead xD Lol

    • @milkman4640
      @milkman4640 3 роки тому +10

      @@deathpac1to131 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg I'm so cringe haha LOL funny tiktok gud

    • @milkman4640
      @milkman4640 3 роки тому +4

      @@deathpac1to131 now that was an act of sarcasm

    • @mygoogaa12
      @mygoogaa12 3 роки тому +5

      I don't take no shit from anyone

    • @noxxiaa
      @noxxiaa 3 роки тому +1

      Gaming circle ⭕️

  • @JoelSFM
    @JoelSFM 11 місяців тому +6

    0:11 every pokemon trainer in the existence (except for gen 9)

  • @MrSmallJudge
    @MrSmallJudge 10 місяців тому +2

    2:17 is the main reason why I revisited this video, I randomly remembered it when trying to sleep

    • @genesisosuna
      @genesisosuna 10 місяців тому

      Same but from 1:50 lmao

  • @4-kun332
    @4-kun332 3 роки тому +260

    My Math Teacher after explaining the lesson for the 4th time already: “Do you understand now?“
    Me: "0:55"

    • @nikec8101
      @nikec8101 3 роки тому +4

      @Revita why,

    • @nikec8101
      @nikec8101 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, thats exactly me

    • @ninjacoolroblox2596
      @ninjacoolroblox2596 3 роки тому

      @Revita ua-cam.com/video/cRriLTBDlgM/v-deo.html

    • @wuz9plus10
      @wuz9plus10 3 роки тому

      @Revita oh its a advertisment bot

    • @nikec8101
      @nikec8101 3 роки тому

      @@ninjacoolroblox2596 nice 1 lol

  • @loganstafford3719
    @loganstafford3719 3 роки тому +557

    1:52 he said number 2 so he actually failed

    • @KvertoAnimations
      @KvertoAnimations 3 роки тому +9

      The song used with it, does anyone know what song it is?

    • @probes-e-minor
      @probes-e-minor 3 роки тому +5

      @@KvertoAnimations öoooooö

    • @enex3333
      @enex3333 3 роки тому +3

      @@KvertoAnimations GTA SA Flying School Pass Song

    • @bbucketio
      @bbucketio 3 роки тому +1

      That's what I said too!

    • @viveonz
      @viveonz 3 роки тому +2

      @говян Олег i mean i do but yknow i dont but i do but yknow i dont

  • @cowboy_james5867
    @cowboy_james5867 2 роки тому +4

    1:04 is my favourite

  • @Larynx_the_Changeling
    @Larynx_the_Changeling 2 роки тому +7

    My reaction to finding out that Markiplier's brother is the author of Twokinds: 2:16

  • @fy-b05bautistareccamari60
    @fy-b05bautistareccamari60 3 роки тому +322

    "Try not to make poop jokes challenge #2"
    *Realizes he made a poop joke just by saying "#2"*

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 роки тому +15

      FBI: Delete that right now.

    • @ekgbrolarekg1182
      @ekgbrolarekg1182 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 3 роки тому

      Poop joke #3 ua-cam.com/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/v-deo.html

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/2SPsvfoYIYw/v-deo.html

    • @emilpersidski
      @emilpersidski 3 роки тому

      @XXDestroyer 2099XX Number 2 is a euphemism for defication.

  • @cronchtm4900
    @cronchtm4900 3 роки тому +188

    "NO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE-"
    *FlyingKitty Plushie available now*

  • @TLAO777
    @TLAO777 Рік тому +2

    "In an act of desperation, I tweeted @UA-cam, and they reaponded saying *no"*

  • @bigbootybilly234
    @bigbootybilly234 8 місяців тому +2

    1:24 i died here

  • @daylord3860
    @daylord3860 3 роки тому +908

    Imagine...
    Markiplier being patted on the head while smiling for not making poop jokes for 4 seconds
    *its horrifying*

    • @asdad9157
      @asdad9157 3 роки тому

      YellowBoi GD g

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 3 роки тому +14

      And imagine Markiplier playing GTA San Andreas.
      And he just starts running over people in a car while laughing, but on the outside he’s just emotionless.
      *It’s horrifying.*

    • @mr.pickle526
      @mr.pickle526 3 роки тому +5

      thats crazy, the BUTTS

    • @haroldchung2210
      @haroldchung2210 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @TheSpleefist
      @TheSpleefist 2 роки тому

      @@mr.pickle526 *ding dong*

  • @kayvarnissraki8631
    @kayvarnissraki8631 3 роки тому +231

    1:15 when I'm laggy in a game

    • @3Dwins.
      @3Dwins. 2 роки тому +2

      Lol good one me to

  • @Elv1ra_-
    @Elv1ra_- 2 роки тому +4

    I always thought Markiplier was Keanu Reeves

  • @HD_555
    @HD_555 2 місяці тому +2

    0:53 from here on out we changed topic from the bike to literally nonsense

  • @general6434
    @general6434 3 роки тому +281

    Kanye West: Water
    Tommy:TOWEL
    Markiplier: *BIKE*

    • @normalperson3566
      @normalperson3566 3 роки тому +3

      @Revita dude, I know you want to get popular like PewDiePie, but this is totally getting yourself hate. Self promoting is a bad thing to do. You need to stop doing this, just upload good content by yourself. Not by self-promoting.

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 3 роки тому +3

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @normalperson3566
      @normalperson3566 3 роки тому

      @@kingoftikathali7630 yay

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr 3 роки тому

      @@normalperson3566 exactly that’s what everyone has been trying to tell him

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 роки тому

      Dr. Phil: Meme Rememe

  • @lockefosho46
    @lockefosho46 3 роки тому +264

    **Meanwhile on the recommended page**
    UA-cam: "How would you rate this video?"
    Me: "It's horrifying."

    • @shinchannakamura6
      @shinchannakamura6 3 роки тому

      OMG It's really awesome ,wtf, everyone see this guys 😂🤣👇👇
      ua-cam.com/video/WE7TQAz1cpU/v-deo.html

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/zIrzxOHjars/v-deo.html

    • @188_ZT
      @188_ZT 3 роки тому

      @@EnergyA9 good joke

    • @188_ZT
      @188_ZT 3 роки тому

      @@EnergyA9 np

  • @InkAthiReturns
    @InkAthiReturns Рік тому +2

    1:50 Technically him saying #2 is a poop joke

  • @Clawgrip80085
    @Clawgrip80085 Рік тому +2

    1:05 criminally under rated lyric

  • @adrianamartin4492
    @adrianamartin4492 3 роки тому +492

    2:24 this was killing me

  • @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83
    @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 3 роки тому +259

    *cat with wings plushie*
    "I want the real flyingkitty plushie"
    *flyingkitty's profile pic 3d printed*
    "Perfection"

  • @neonalien5479
    @neonalien5479 Рік тому +3

    Pov: you looked in the comment section to see if Mark commented anything

  • @cheeseydoodoo
    @cheeseydoodoo 29 днів тому +1

    2:05 wish there was actually a video of mark playing san andreas

  • @Civilized_Yankee
    @Civilized_Yankee 3 роки тому +627

    1:14 When you accidentally slam the door after an argument with your parents

  • @mallisme6656
    @mallisme6656 3 роки тому +1416

    2:25 markiplier actually breaks his foot a year later
    me instantly: *h m m m*

    • @mkpinganYT
      @mkpinganYT 3 роки тому +43

      This isn't the first time he predicted futire

    • @margaritabanushi10
      @margaritabanushi10 3 роки тому +24

      He broke his ass

    • @itszahin1244
      @itszahin1244 3 роки тому +4

      this is how he has broken his foot for first time

    • @Enfix2509
      @Enfix2509 2 роки тому +1

      Fun fact: He maybe originated SUS

    • @gigabyte6614
      @gigabyte6614 2 роки тому +1

      @@Enfix2509 no, it's been around since the early 2000s, it always meant suspicious

  • @OGTAG_STUDIOS
    @OGTAG_STUDIOS 2 роки тому +2

    1:05 my fav part